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Today's secretary is announcer Hirodo Ayumi.
My name is Hirodo Ayumi and I am an apprentice secretary. Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
And today's advisor is Mr. Hirohito Hayashi, who is an indispensable figure in the culinary world for both Tanteiuchi and Tsukoup.
Then, let's start with the first request of today.
Yes, first of all, it is a request from a wife of 33 years old, Miki Ninomiya, who lives in Osaka City.
Good evening, everyone of the Bureau of Investigation.
Good evening.
Immediately, it is a request about my grandmother.
About 35 years ago, my grandmother had a sports meeting with relatives in a field in Mie Prefecture.
At that time, she happily told me that the bread- eating competition was very fun.
My grandmother is turning 100 years old this year.
Every time we meet, we all say we want to have a bread- eating competition again.
However, that field has not been used for many years and grass is growing wildly, and we alone cannot do anything about it.
Could you please grant my grandmother's wish of turning 100 years old? Thank you very much.
Well, it's kind of nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It is a bread-eating competition sports meeting of memories.
I would like to do it again.
This field was purchased by my grandmother about 40 years ago.
It took me two hours to go one way and look for various things and come back.
I made sweet potatoes, potatoes and sweet potatoes.
I wanted my children to eat delicious sweet potatoes, so I went there for two hours and raised them.
It's a field with a lot of memories.
I'm going there.
You did it.
Thank you very much.
Was it possible for me to do the fun bread-eating competition again?
Thank you very much.
Was it possible for me to do the bread-eating competition again?
Please watch it.
Thank you for having me.
You are MIKI, right?
Yes, I am.
You are MIKI and you are a 100-year-old grandmother.
No, I'm a daughter.
I don't think you will be born normally.
I think you should be a little more stupid.
I know that.
You were playing sports in the field.
That's quite an episode, isn't it?
Everyone is taking pictures.
It looks like a lot of fun.
That's right.
You are doing it properly.
You are running like a ninja.
You are having fun, aren't you?
It's fun, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is my young boyfriend's mother.
Is she your mother?
Yes.
Did you have fun?
I still remember the fun bread-eating competition very well.
I feel like I'm being beaten by bread.
That was the most fun thing for me.
Everyone is getting older and older, so we don't go to the field anymore.
But I want to do it for the last time.
How is your grandmother doing?
She had a bone fracture about six months ago.
A bone in her lower back?
It was repaired beautifully and people around me were surprised.
That's right.
Hello.
Hello, grandma.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Sawabe.
I'm Kyuryu-something-something.
I heard you're 100 years old.
Is that so?
You've been wandering around.
It's hot.
I heard you have something you want to do.
What do you want to do?
I want to sing a song like a singer.
Can you sing for me?
This is a peaceful city.
Everyone is young and beautiful.
You're good at singing.
I'm happy.
You're good at singing.
You've come this far because you're good at singing.
Do you have any memories of fun you had in the past?
I do.
The camera.
I forgot it in the grass of the rice field.
I cried, I cried.
She forgot the camera in the rice field.
She came here today to look for it.
Grandma, do you remember "Ueno no Hatake"?
"Ueno no Hatake"?
Do you remember it?
That is the flower of life.
Did you have fun in the field?
I had fun.
I also competed in bread-eating.
You competed in bread-eating?
Do you want to compete in bread-eating again?
I want to do it, but I can't do it anymore.
My jaw is dislocated.
I can't do it with my jaw dislocated.
She can't do it with her dislocated jaw.
Let's do it again.
Do you want to practice?
Everyone likes it.
Everyone wants to do it.
I want to do it again with these members.
Everyone can do it, right?
No one can do it, right?
Everyone can do it, right?
Let's do it with different members.
Now, when you get up...
It's started!
We're here, grandma!
Do you remember this place?
I remember this place.
She remembers!
It's okay.
You're fine.
You're fine, right?
Thank you very much, everyone!
Thank you!
This is...
We're brothers.
We're sisters!
We're sisters.
We're three girls.
You're really into it!
And this is...
We're grandkids.
We're fathers and mothers.
Fathers and mothers!
We're fathers and mothers.
Oh, I'm sorry!
And...
We're friends.
Miki's friends!
What does she say?
Let's go up there!
Don't pull me!
With your power!
Okay.
Where?
- Where are we going? - This way.
- What's this path? - Do you think we can go up?
Where is the field?
- This is... - The hut?
The other side!
It's on the right.
- Where? - This is the hut.
- It's white. - It doesn't smell.
- It's okay. - There's wood growing.
- Let's clean up so we can exercise! - Okay!
It's like "Ikki".
It's like "Ikki" by the villagers.
- This area? - Yes, this area.
- Can you do it? - Here!
Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
I don't think there is a way to do it.
It's amazing!
What is it? Is it doing it by itself?
Yes, it is.
It's amazing!
I think it's stressed out at home.
It's a strange way of doing things.
Excuse me for interrupting you while you are working.
I'm calling a secret weapon.
Yes.
Look! Listen!
There is some kind of weapon.
It's amazing!
The weapon has begun to move to make the old woman compete in punk.
It's amazing!
It is slowly moving in that direction.
So, everyone in the group!
It's amazing!
Thank you!
We will pick up the heat with this shovel and make it ring.
I see!
It's amazing!
It's moving from the root!
It's amazing!
It's horizontal!
Horizontal! It's amazing!
- Now... - Like this?
- Ma'am, do you know where you are? - No, I don't know.
- Where are you? - I'm in my grandfather's garden.
- You've cleaned it up. - Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Not at all.
- Ma'am, do you know what's hanging there? - Can you see it?
- What's that? - That's...
- Dorayaki. - Dorayaki?
- It's not a Dorayaki-free competition. - Is it bread?
- It's bread! - She's 100 years old.
- If it's a bread-free competition... - She's so cute!
- For that occasion... - She's so cute!
- We've invited a good night school friend, Ms. Tani. - Thank you!
- What do you think, everyone?
How about a dream parent-child confrontation?
The first course.
Her recent worries are her back aches.
The third daughter, Etsuko, 69 years old!
The second course.
The blood of the former riot group is boiling.
The first daughter, Fumiko, 72 years old!
The third course.
Her life is jazz.
The grenade-shaped cheek.
The eldest daughter, Kazuko.
And, miraculously resurrected from the bone marrow,
the mother of three daughters,
Asano, 100 years old!
Now, these girls will compete for bread.
Get ready and...
Start!
As expected, girls are a little faster here.
Bread, bread!
Just a little more and the bread will not be taken!
Girls can not eat!
Asano is trying her best to raise her hands, but...
A little...
Asano is trying her best to raise her hands, but...
A little...
A little longer...
Asano is trying her best to raise her hands, but...
Asano's bread is shaking!
Girls can not reach it!
Asano is trying her best to raise her hands, but...
Just a little...
She is coming down!
She is not raising her hands!
Miracle has happened!
Bread, bread!
Now, all you have to do is to aim for the goal!
Asano's bread is the first place!
And the bread sisters reached the goal!
We did it!
Grandma, did you use your hands?
Bread, did you take it with your hands?
No, I didn't.
You didn't, did you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
Thank you, my love.
You're the best!
It was a wonderful time.
I wanted you to enjoy it.
Oh, she's from middle school.
She's from middle school.
At first, I was half jokingly listening to my daughter's story,
but as an idol, I'd like to explain that I'm not like Kida Taro.
You're definitely not like him.
However, we only know Kida Sensei through "Kantou Zaijuu" and "Night Scoop".
Recently, I've been wanting to know more about Kida Taro,
and I've been muttering like it's a love affair.
Why do I love Kida Sensei so much?
It's strange and I can't understand it at all.
Detective, please do something about it!
Is it this difficult?
Difficult and rare!
She's a second year middle school student who lives in Kantou.
That's why she loves Kida Sensei more than being an idol.
Is there such a crazy and strange thing?
It's good that she loves Kida Sensei,
but it seems like she has another problem,
so we've come to solve that as well.
Let's see what happened.
Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I heard that you like Kida sensei. - Yes, I do.
- You like him? - I love him.
- You love him? - Yes.
I'm sorry to say this, but...
What do you like about him?
I like his hairstyle and his looks.
He's like Buddha.
- You don't like him because he's dead, do you? - No, I don't.
- Do you get along with your friends? - No, we don't.
- Do you want friends who like Kida sensei at your age? - Yes, I do.
- What do you talk about? - We talk about what we like about each other.
And we talk about what goods we want.
- Kida sensei's goods? - Yes.
I like good-looking guys.
That's why I went there.
I like this one.
And I like Johnny's here.
- You like regular men here. - Yes.
- And you like Johnny's up there. - Yes.
- I like Kida sensei here. - You like it up there.
- You like Johnny's here more than Johnny's here? - Yes, I like it up there.
- Do you only see him through this night scoop? - No, I don't.
- What do you think of him? - Well...
He's like an actor.
- How old are you, Kida sensei? - I don't know.
- How old do you think you are? - Sixty... nine.
- You're 69 years old and you're an actor. - Yes.
An actor?
Did you think you were an actor?
- Really, Kidarou fever is... - It's more like a disease, isn't it?
Hemorrhagic blood fever, Kidarou fever...
That's right. Kidarou fever is really bad, but there are other things...
For example, I'm doing badminton now, and even if I participate in a tournament or something like that, I'm second place in all years.
If only I could turn that fever into studying and stuff like that...
How can you turn it into studying and badminton?
Well... I want to meet him once and be satisfied with myself.
- You want to be satisfied? - I want to be satisfied once.
- I might go for a little while. - You might go for a little while?
If you could meet him, what would you like to do?
Pairlock.
- You want to pairlock? - I want to pairlock.
I think it's possible for me to call Mr. Kidarou.
However, there is a possibility that it will be different from what you imagine on TV.
If it's different, I might go crazy and say, "What is this?"
There is also a fear of that.
- Now, once again, who do you want to meet? - I want to meet Mr. Kidarou.
We have invited a special guest.
This is him. Please come in!
Are you coming in?
Hello.
May I?
She has been working with Mr. Kida for many years.
She is his manager.
I don't know him.
I don't know him either.
What do you think of Mr. Kida's manager?
Well...
(Laughter)
He is honest.
(Laughter)
By the way, he is living in Kanagawa.
Why?
(Laughter)
I told you.
I told you, but you can't invite your manager.
(Laughter)
What does Mr. Imakita do?
He is recording in another studio.
Is it true?
Yes.
Is he near you?
Yes, he is.
I see.
I want to meet him.
Oh!
Where are you from?
Oh!
I see you!
Oh!
(Laughter)
What do you think of Mr. Imakita?
Wow!
He is very cute.
(Laughter)
He looks like he is sitting.
I can't stand it.
(Laughter)
As soon as the recording is over in Mr. Ueyo's studio,
he will come here.
I may be able to meet him.
(Laughter)
Maybe.
(Laughter)
I told him about the night scoop.
But I didn't say what I asked for or what it was about.
Mr. Imakita.
Good morning.
What is it?
It's a light scoop. I know!
I'm sorry. Say something.
What are you doing?
That's right. What do you think, Nanae-chan?
I'm so happy and she's so cute.
What did you say?
I love Kira-sensei so much...
I don't know.
I think you're an actor.
No way! I'm a friend of yours.
I think you're 69 years old.
No way! I don't need to know.
Can I ask you some questions?
Yes.
First of all, your job.
What is your real job?
I'm a musician.
Musician.
How old are you?
I'm 88 years old.
What?
It's embarrassing.
You don't look like you're young at all.
It's impossible for a child to be my child.
That's right. It's a little impossible.
I'll be a grandchild.
That's right. You'll be a grandchild and not a grandchild.
I'm sorry.
Wow, there's a lot in there.
Do you have a favorite detective?
I'm interested in this one, too.
A favorite detective? I like them all, but...
It would be perfect if you said a man.
That's nice.
My favorite type of woman is...
I like you.
Someone who is cute.
I don't think I can get used to it.
What is this conversation?
You're right, though.
I want to do a pair lock with you.
You want to do a pair lock with me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's okay.
Is it okay?
What do you want to do?
I want to ride attractions and go out for a meal.
Attractions are a little hard.
That's right.
You're 88 years old.
Of course.
That's not what I meant.
I'm going to do a pair lock and go out for a meal.
I'm just waiting for Ms. Akita to change and arrive.
I'm waiting for you.
She's here.
Hello.
She said hello for the first time.
Young people of the club do that.
Can I call you "Mr. Taro" from now on?
Of course.
Call me "Mr. Taro".
It's like a date.
You look like an old man and an old woman.
Mr. Taro, have you ever eaten pancakes?
No, I haven't.
It's my first time.
I'll make you eat pancakes.
It's not like pancakes.
It's like pancakes or hot cakes.
It's not like pancakes or hot cakes.
There was no such thing in our time.
The government gave out tickets and exchanged them for money.
It's like a black trade.
Thank you for waiting.
Is this for both of you?
This is for one person.
Is this for one person?
This is for one person.
Thank you for waiting.
Was it messy?
No, not at all.
Is it good?
Yes, it is.
Why did you want to become a musician?
My older sister left me an accordion as a memento.
My older sister praised me for it.
She praised me and I started playing the accordion.
That's why I want to become a musician now.
That's great.
You should do what you think is fun.
That's right.
We should take a commemorative photo.
Shall we?
Did you take it?
Yes.
How was it?
It was a lot of fun.
Then, from now on, you will be able to devote your studies and enthusiasm to studying.
Yes.
This is a souvenir for you.
Souvenir?
It's boring, but...
Yes.
There is a CD like this.
This is a real one.
Listen to it when you have time.
Thank you very much.
Finally, your goods...
Goods...
I'm back.
Your wish...
Then, be careful on your way back.
Thank you very much.
Listen to the CD.
Yes.
You look happy.
Is it good?
I don't know.
I feel like it's really good.
Yes.
Above all, at first, she was happy, but in the middle, Mr. Kita was happy.
Mr. Kita is enjoying it.
Nanae-chan was very happy about that CD.
She often went to Disney next week.
As soon as she went to Disney, she kept playing that CD.
She kept playing it all over the world.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request is from Kazuki Kodama, a middle school student and four other classmates who live in Tanbashi, Hyogo Prefecture.
The other day, when I went to my childhood friend, Taku-chan's house with my classmates,
she said, "I'll make you eat something delicious."
She took out a cricket from the refrigerator and made it into a tempura and served it to us.
Cricket.
The taste and texture were like eating a shrimp's tail.
A few days later, Taku-chan said she came up with a more delicious special menu.
The five of us wondered what we would be allowed to eat next.
Detective, are you sure you can eat it? I'm a little worried, so would you like to eat it with me?
I see.
That's right.
Since I was young, I grew up in Tanbashi, Hyogo Prefecture, surrounded by nature and surrounded by mountains.
Have you ever been bitten by a cricket?
No, we haven't.
The first thing you get bitten is a cricket.
There's no way something more delicious can be like curry.
That's right.
I was worried about what would come out of it, so I said, "What on earth did you make me eat?"
Please take a look.
Now that we've got everyone together, we're going to let you eat it today, right?
Yes.
Who hasn't eaten a cricket yet?
Kenzo and Mana-chan haven't eaten a cricket yet.
Were you not there at the time?
I was there.
Oh, you were there.
Wasn't there a crowd at the time?
Was there a crowd at the time?
Well, there was a crowd, but Taichi ate it, so it disappeared.
Huh? What did Taichi eat?
Huh?
Taichi, what did you eat?
No, it was okay, so I ate the second one.
No, you like it, don't you?
You like it because you made it, don't you?
Did it taste good?
It tasted like shrimp shells.
Yes, it felt like you were eating shrimp shells.
It's said that a cricket gives you more delicious food, but do you like insects very much?
Yes, I like them.
You like them.
I love them.
You love them very much.
Well, for now, let's go to the cricket house.
Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
Well, you're all friends today, aren't you?
- Yes. - And I'm here too.
- I asked you to come here today. - Yes.
By the way, what did you say to everyone?
Well...
Well, we have a special menu.
- That's right. You want to keep up with the special menu. - Yes.
- That's what you mean, right? - Yes.
Have you ever eaten a special menu?
- No... - Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
- Wait a minute. - Hey, wait a minute.
- Wait a minute. Are you serious? - Yes.
- You've never eaten a special menu, right? - I've never eaten it, but I've already thought about it.
- You've thought about it? - I've thought about it.
- You used to be a cricket, didn't you? - Yes.
Why did you want to eat cricket?
Well, I'm keeping a crocodile.
- And... - Wait, you're keeping a crocodile?
- Yes. - You're not keeping a crocodile?
- Yes, I'm keeping a crocodile. - As a pet?
- As a pet. - Yes.
I'm keeping a crocodile as a pet.
And when I eat a crocodile as a pet, I eat it so deliciously.
That's why I wanted to eat it.
No, no, no.
- You saw a crocodile eating a cricket as a pet. - Yes.
- When you saw it, you wanted to eat it deliciously, didn't you? - That's right.
- And you wanted to eat it, too? - Yes.
- That's the only reason. - Yes, that's the only reason.
- And you came up with a better menu today. - Yes.
- I haven't eaten it yet, though. - You haven't eaten it yet, have you?
- Yes.
- You haven't eaten it yet, but you want to eat it with your friends, don't you? - Yes, that's right.
At that party, your friends asked you what you were worried about because you didn't know what you were going to eat.
You're laughing, but...
Wow, what is it? What are you buying?
It's curry.
Oh, there it is! This is it!
And this one called "big cockroach".
Yes, yes, this one!
Hey, you are a cockroach, aren't you?
You are a cockroach, aren't you?
Where did you catch it?
It's usually in the mountains.
It's a running spider.
This one is called "bava yasude" or "yasude".
And this one is "korogi" or "mukade" or something like that.
And this one...
A turtle? What is it?
This one is called "kusagame" or "kawaneoreotsu" or "kusagame".
And this one is called "issigame".
Wait a second, I'll go and look for it.
Okay.
No, that one.
I can only think of that one.
Which one do you hate the most?
Cockroach.
Maybe from that one...
It's like a squid.
That chef will take something from there and cook it.
It might be better to break it a little deeper.
When everyone was eating croaker,
you said that the croaker looked very delicious, didn't you?
Yes, I thought it looked very delicious.
You thought it looked delicious?
Yes.
Don't you want to see it a little?
Does a cockroach look that delicious?
It's eating! It's eating!
It's eating! Wow!
It's putting poison in it.
It's putting poison in it?
Yes, it's putting poison in it and eating it.
Wow!
This is amazing.
Wow!
It's eating!
Does it look delicious?
Yes.
Looking at this figure, I wanted to treat everyone like this.
Yes, that's right.
Then, Takuto, please give us the ingredients for the food you want to treat everyone like today.
Wow! Wow! No way!
No way! No way! No way! No way! No way!
What do you think of this? What do you think of this?
No way! No way! No way! No way!
When I gave it to the turtles, two of them fought and ate it deliciously.
Did you think it looked delicious when you saw the turtles eating it?
Yes.
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Ah! He takes food with his hands, takes food with his hands, and keeps using his hands
Even the way he drinks in circles
Wow! He's almost done
We all know how to eat it this way
No, only those who want to do it
I wonder if it's edible in the first place
I don't know
- I don't know. - You don't know?
It's called "mimizu-zukan" (mimizu-zukan = earwax collection)
(Mimizu-zukan = earwax collection)
- Yes? - To be honest with you...
I'm not sure if humans should eat earwax now.
I don't think it has any earwax properties.
I think it's edible.
Earwax is an edible creature for various creatures.
It's an edible creature.
So you're saying that earwax is born to be eaten by other creatures?
Yes, various creatures such as birds and small creatures eat it.
So you're saying that various creatures think earwax is delicious?
That's right. Earwax is a treat.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
We have to make the third one.
It's not working.
Let's put it in.
Will it sink?
It's fine. We have to do this, too. It's hard to do it alone.
Mom!
Oh, you're here.
Takuto wants to make something. He's making it now, but we don't have much time.
You're good at it, Mom.
You're really good at it, Mom.
She's squeezing earwax and mud for her sons.
It's done, so let's have them bring it.
Takuto, please.
It's earwax kabayaki.
You can wash it clean and cook it, and it's no problem for you.
- Shall we eat it? - Yes.
It looks like hormone.
Sataichi, how is it?
It's good.
It's good!
It's good.
It's good!
- It's good. - It's good!
It's good!
- It's good. - It's good!
What does it feel like?
Like a string.
Oh, like a shell.
Oh, like that. Like a shell string.
Please.
Oh.
It's not a worm.
It's a worm.
If you said it was a shell, I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't know.
- Mom. - Yes.
- This is your son's idea. - Yes.
As a parent and a manager, please say something, too.
Yes. Thank you for it.
- It's good. - It's good!
Yes.
It's like a shell string.
Yes.
Which one was better, croaker or sea urchin?
Sea urchin is better.
Sea urchin and sea urchin are better.
Sea urchin and sea urchin are better. How about you all? Croaker and sea urchin?
Sea urchin is better.
Not sea urchin.
Sea urchin is better.
I was wondering, this plate is also your home plate, isn't it?
What is this plate you use often?
I put bread on it.
Do you usually put bread on it?
Yes.
You are putting sea urchin on it today.
I will put bread on it tomorrow.
I see.
I will tell you what it tastes like.
It is a string of sea urchin.
If it is bad or good, both of them are bad.
You can eat a lot of sea urchin with your ears, can't you?
Yes, I can eat a lot of sea urchin with my ears.
I can eat a lot of sea urchin with my whole body.
Thank you.
We have answered three questions today.
How about your ears?
My ears are not good at all.
Really?
When I don't look at them, I get bluish.
I didn't like it at all.
But I like your style, Mr. Kida.
You smell good.
Your first question was cute, too.
I think you will have hope for the elderly in the future.
I have hope for living.
Thank you very much.
This program is produced by your request.
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