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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away.
In the secret room only for the weekend, you untie yourself.
CHIKU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o And you keep dancing with your cheek.
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss you as hard as ever TSUKAMAETE YUMUCHU ni NARERU NO WA KONO TOKI DAKE to KISS SHITE ITSU NO YOU NI TSUYOKU
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
A detective night scoop that takes a sharp knife into the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
This is Toshi Ruku, the director I made!
Today's secretary will be actress Mikako Tabe!
I'm Mikako Tabe, an apprentice secretary!
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau will immediately dispatch talented detectives to investigate the truth!
And today's advisor is Shoken, the lead vocalist of The Tempters, who appeared like a comet.
We have welcomed Mr. Hagiwara, an actor with a tremendous presence! Thank you very much!
It's kind of cool.
It's cool.
It's cool, isn't it?
It's a great line-up, really.
I'm about to have a fight, too.
Yes.
You're about to have a fight?
Between Ken-chan and Kan-chan.
Oh, I see.
When I was playing seriously with Emori-san, I was playing a joke like "cheese tartare" and I got scolded a lot.
Emori-san was laughing at me all the time.
She was laughing at you all the time.
And, Miyakawa-chan.
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
As I thought, you like Detective Nightscope, don't you?
Well...
I love it so much that...
Yes.
Well...
Yes!
What's wrong?
Um...
When I started this job...
For the first time, I asked my manager for me to come and sit here today.
Thank you!
That's great!
I'm happy!
That's why it's like a dream!
Oh, I see.
Thank you!
Why do you like this show so much?
That's right.
I'm curious.
My parents are from Kansai.
So...
Since I was little...
There was always...
A play at home.
Yes, it's a textbook.
If it's not your textbook, it's Nightscope, right?
No, no.
Is that so?
Yes.
Please enjoy it with all your heart.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, let's start with the first request of the day!
First of all, I have a request for you from Ms. Jane Nakata, 38 years old, who lives in Fukushima Prefecture and is an English-speaking person.
I'm from Fukushima Prefecture and I'm from New Zealand.
Please look for the teacher who made me come to Japan.
I'm Maeda, and I'm a Japanese teacher at the school I went to 25 years ago.
The teacher was very kind and taught us, who didn't know anything about Japan, how to use anime in class and taught us strange idioms.
Thanks to him, I fell in love with Japan and continued my studies.
Fifteen years ago, I came to Japan.
There, I met my destiny and got married and live happily with my wonderful husband and children.
It's all thanks to you, Mr. Maeda.
I've been looking for you for 15 years, but I don't know where you are.
However, recently, I found a clue at my family in New Zealand that I could look for you with this.
One of the things I learned when I came to Japan is that when you're in trouble, you can call Detective Nightscoop.
Please look for Mr. Maeda.
Is that so, Mr. Maeda?
When I was in trouble, Detective Nightscoop went south.
It's amazing.
Since I learned Japanese for three years when I was a student, I haven't met Mr. Maeda for 20 years.
Did you find Mr. Maeda in such a situation?
Let's watch the video clip.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Oh, the children, too.
The client is your wife, right?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
You're good at Japanese.
How do you know Detective Nightscoop?
I've been watching Detective Nightscoop for over 10 years.
- Detective Nightscoop education. - Yes, I see.
- It's been 15 years. - 15 years.
I'd like you to look for my first Japanese teacher.
- Mr. Maeda. - Mr. Maeda.
He always said, "Let's go to Japan."
If you go to Japan, you'll understand Japanese better.
- What was Mr. Maeda like back then? - In his late 20s...
He had a maiden's heart.
He longed for and fell in love.
I wasn't that in love.
- Was Mr. Maeda not attractive? - No, he wasn't.
I'm sorry, Mr. Maeda!
- 15 years ago? - Yes.
- He finally went to Japan by himself. - Yes.
- He was waiting for his destined encounter. - Yes.
It's because of my encounter with Mr. Maeda...
that these two might not be here today.
- That's what you might say. - Yes.
- Mr. Maeda, do you want to meet him? - Yes.
You want to meet him, don't you?
What was Mr. Maeda like back then?
When I went to New Zealand the other day...
I saw this picture.
- Mr. Maeda? - Yes.
Mr. Maeda!
- Who is this? - It's me.
- Jane? - Yes.
Mr. Maeda! You look like a nice guy!
- It says "Hiro Maeda". - It does!
- He always called me "Mr. Maeda". - Yes.
- "Hiro" and "what" and "Hiro". - Yes, "Hiro".
- "Hiro" and "what". - "Hiro" and "what".
- "Kyoto University Foreign Studies". - "Kyoto University Foreign Studies".
- So it's a foreign language. - Is he from Kyoto University?
- Yes. - I see!
- I've come to know about this. - I see!
- As new information... - Yes.
This is huge!
- It's huge! - Yes.
- When I quit school... - Yes.
When I quit school...
I said I'd go to Himalaya.
- You quit school and said you'd go to Himalaya? - Yes.
I wonder if you'd go to Himalaya.
I haven't been there yet, but you said you'd go to Himalaya.
(Kyoto University of Foreign Languages)
We're in Kyoto now.
Kyoto University of Foreign Languages.
Excuse me.
This is a program called "Detective Scoop".
We're looking for graduates.
There's a place called "Kouyukai" where we collect information about graduates.
We're going to check it out.
"Kouyukai"?
Wow, there are a lot of people here.
They're graduates of Kyoto University of Foreign Languages.
- Mr. Maeda. - Mr. Maeda.
- Maeda! - Maeda.
- Maeda Hiro. - Maeda Hiro.
If you look it up, you might find something.
- Could you wait a minute? - Maeda Hiro.
- Maeda Hiro! - How old are you?
- I'm in my forties or fifties. - Fifties.
Are you in?
- Yes, one person is here. - Really?
- What's that? - She said it in a low voice.
- Maeda, what are you doing? - Maeda Hiro...
- I'm sorry. - That's enough.
This is personal information, so I can't tell you more than that.
- But... - That's enough?
- Yes. - Is that not allowed now?
It's not a restricted area.
I have a call for you at five o'clock.
I'll check if it's okay for me to give you my number.
- Is that okay? - Really?
- I'm sorry. - Okay.
- I have a call for you at five o'clock. - Okay.
- I can't tell you more about it. - Okay.
- But you can call me from the show. - Okay.
- That's what she said. - Is that okay?
- Maeda Hiro... - Aki-san.
- Hiro Aki-san? - Yes.
- It's Hiro Aki-san. - Yes, Hiro Aki.
Hiro Aki.
- Hello? - Hello.
- Are you Maeda Hiro Aki-san's father? - Yes, I am.
- You used to go to New Zealand, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- So, Hiro Aki-san... - Yes?
You're not in Himalaya, are you?
- No, I'm in Hokkaido now. - What? Hokkaido?
- I used to go to New Zealand for five or six years. - Five or six years?
- I guess I liked places similar to my environment. - I see.
- Places rich in nature. - That's right.
- In Sapporo... - Sapporo.
- I went to a language school. - I see.
- If you didn't have a father, you wouldn't have been born. - That's right.
- Let's say thank you to your father first. - Yes, thank you very much.
I'm glad you know me.
Amelia, we're going to Hokkaido now. We're going to Sapporo.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Amelia is excited now.
- It's around here. - It's around here.
It's here.
Are you ready?
Calm down.
Are you okay?
Okay.
Excuse me.
Are you a fan of Hiroaki Maneta?
Yes, I am.
I'd like to meet Hiroaki Maneta.
I heard about him.
Is Hiroaki Maneta here?
No, he's out for a walk with his dog.
He's out for a walk with his dog!
What a timing!
He'll be back soon, right?
I think so.
He got married.
I didn't know anything about it.
Please come in.
Hello.
The husband and children are in the bathtub.
He wants to go to the bathroom.
I can see his pee.
He's back.
Hello.
Do you remember me?
Jane?
Yes.
Nice to see you.
It's been a long time.
How have you been?
Actually, I came to Japan 15 years ago.
I've been living in Fukushima for a long time.
I wanted to say thank you to you for coming here today.
I realized it right away.
I still have some memories of you.
Your Japanese has improved a lot.
You've become fluent, haven't you?
I've been very nervous.
I'm glad you remembered me.
I was surprised to meet you like this.
Come out, everyone!
This is my husband, my daughter Amelia, and my son Hugo.
Thanks to you, this family is now number one.
I'm so happy, really.
Can you read it?
My grandfather.
Wow.
Maeda sensei.
Maeda sensei came to my school in New Zealand 25 years ago.
It changed my life greatly.
I respect Maeda sensei who left her own country and her own family and challenged herself to live in New Zealand's countryside.
When I became an English teacher in junior high school, I realized how difficult it was for Maeda sensei in New Zealand.
I live in Iwaki-shi, Fukushima.
The Great East Japan Earthquake and nuclear accident happened recently, but I still love Japan.
Sensei, thank you!
Thank you so much for coming to see me.
It's amazing that you came to Japan and taught me Japanese like this.
Thank you for answering my question all of a sudden.
It's been 15 years since I last cried.
I'm so nervous.
I feel like I'm going to die.
Yeah, I love you.
That's great.
It's amazing that Ms. Maeda has been doing this for the first time in 20 years.
It's amazing.
It's hard to know who Jane is.
She has a good fashion sense.
Actually, Ms. Maeda quit Jane's school and met her fate in New Zealand.
Her current wife.
It's amazing.
She met the woman she loves.
That's why she didn't go to Himalaya.
She didn't want to go to Himalaya.
She didn't want to go.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Seiko Hoshino, 35 years old, a housewife living in Osaka Prefecture.
"I have a husband who has been married for three years, but his favorite sweater has been mistakenly washed and dried and has shrunk tremendously.
I took it to a nearby cleaning shop, but they said it couldn't be returned to its original size.
As it shrunk, its thickness increased and it turned into a hard, sturdy sweater like a carpet.
It is a sweater that my husband liked very much, so we have not been able to convey the fact yet.
Detective, can you somehow return the shrunk sweater to its original size?"
This is also a great request.
That's right. Well, it was mistaken and it took a lot of time to choose and comment on it.
Have you ever had that experience?
Me?
It happens quite often.
Oh, it happens quite often.
Well, let's have you try it out today.
Now, we've worked hard to stretch it out.
Please watch the VTR.
Here we go.
Has the sweater shrunk?
Yes.
Has it shrunk tremendously?
It has shrunk.
Can you show me what you have?
Can I?
Yes, even if you say "it has shrunk", people usually forget about that kind of thing.
That's right.
How much has it shrunk?
It has shrunk.
You're lying!
You're lying! You're lying!
How tall are you?
I'm 168cm tall.
168cm?!
It's shrunk, but you're lying!
This is another sweater.
I wore it quite often last year.
Please watch it again.
It's so small.
I can't believe you wore this kind of sweater in the first place.
That's right.
Is it true that it shrunk this much?
I ran into a nearby clothing store and took this with me.
I consulted with them, but they said it would never return to its original state.
I'm sure of it.
His family is from Fukuoka.
I bought it for my wedding greeting.
I have a lot of memories of it.
I'm sure that if it's like this, he'll be sad.
I see.
I can't look sad in his eyes.
I see.
I can't give up.
By the way, what's its original size?
This is M.
M size?
The one below is also M size?
It's the same.
I don't think it's M.
Who's size is it now?
I'm sure it's for elementary school students.
Hello.
What's your name?
I'm Komori Itsuki.
Komori Itsuki.
How old are you?
I'm eight years old.
Eight years old.
Can you wear this once?
Can you wear it?
Can I wear it?
Isn't it big?
Try it on.
I'll try it on first.
8 year old Itsuki-kun.
Itsuki-kun is having a hard time.
What do you think?
It's cute.
It might be cute.
Then you can take it home.
It's just right, Itsuki-kun.
What? Itsuki-kun?
Itsuki-kun, did you grow up?
Are you okay? I'm sorry.
I'll put it here.
How is it? I'm sorry.
Do you need this set up?
No.
The clinic said you couldn't do it.
They said you couldn't do it.
You'll have to do it yourself.
I don't think you can do it alone.
You have to do it as a whole.
You're wearing a nice sweater.
Yes.
It's a sweater, right?
Yes.
Let's test it.
Look.
It looks good.
Look.
It looks good.
I'll try it.
It looks good.
It's hard!
You've grown up, haven't you?
A little.
You've grown up, haven't you?
Do you want me to tell you?
Do you want me to tell you again?
I want you to tell me whether you've grown up or not.
Do you want me to tell you?
It's easier for you to tell me than playing table tennis, isn't it?
Isn't it?
See?
No, it's not.
It hasn't changed.
Isn't this strategy good?
Let's go in small order.
You're small, aren't you?
How tall are you, ma'am?
I'm 146 cm.
Oh, next.
Oh, you're Idaice.
Are you about the same height?
I'm 155 cm.
Please stand in a line.
Oh, you're right.
You're totally different in height.
And next is Eddie.
You're Onse.
Oh, you're good, aren't you?
You and your husband are about the same height, aren't you?
Yes, we are.
As you grow taller and taller,
your clothes also grow taller and taller,
and your husband also grows taller and taller.
Uetani.
Can you try it on for me?
Ouch!
Hang in there!
My bones will break!
Your bones will break!
Kizui.
Hey.
You know...
I'll tell you about the material.
It's a mat from outside.
A mat from outside.
Well...
One.
Two.
It doesn't move at all.
Three.
Five.
It doesn't move at all.
Move your shoulders closer.
One.
Closer!
What are you doing?
Closer!
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- What kind of lesson is this? - My head...
- Can I look? - Are you okay?
- Isn't it good? It suits you. - It might be.
- A bucket? - Yes.
- It's cute. - Yes, it's cute.
- Yes! - It's hard.
What is this?
I can't do it.
You can't?
What can't you do?
I can't.
But...
I can't do it!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, nice!
Oh, no!
It's over!
Isn't this the worst thing ever for women?
Because we're of the same height.
Oh, it's not like that at all!
Is it called "bad"?
I don't know, but there's a gap here.
It's not like that at all.
Oh, no!
I can't make it bigger.
So, I'll make the next one bigger.
Well, I already took it off, though.
Oh, no!
Someone's trying to kill me!
Wait a minute!
Oh, no!
It's hot!
It hurts!
I'm going to hit my head!
That was close!
Let's have someone who's one size bigger come up.
I'll call you.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Hello.
Tamura-kun.
Hello, Masaki-san. Go ahead.
What is it?
Give me a moment.
A sweater?
Yes.
It's in season.
That's not a problem.
Season is not a problem.
Tamura-kun, you can't do it, can you?
No, I cut it.
You cut it?
Yes.
Then, can I cut it?
Wow, you have a good body.
I did it!
Can you do it with your arms?
Maybe I failed naked.
Your head is delicate and long.
Wow, you have big hands.
Wow!
One, two...
Wow, you did it.
You did it with your hands.
Oh, no.
Wow!
You did it!
Okay.
One, two...
Why is this article so short?
It's too much!
It's too much for me!
I'm sorry, I'm at my limit.
I'll do it as usual.
It's too much!
One, two...
Ouch!
My stomach hurts!
Ouch!
Oh!
Huh?
Welcome home!
Huh?
What's this?
Come in.
What's this?
Oh, hello.
Hello.
What's this?
Do you have a favorite outfit or something like that?
Oh, we do, we do.
Oh, you do?
We do, we do.
By the way, what kind of clothes do you like right now?
Like a boarder.
Oh, like a boarder.
Yeah, like a boarder.
Can I show you something like that?
That?
Yes.
Oh, sure, of course.
Go ahead and show me.
I'll go and get it.
Oh, excuse me.
I think you put it in there.
What?
Why is it like this?
Oh, it's the boarder.
It's the boarder, right?
Oh, the boarder.
Oh, this, this, this.
Why is it in here?
Why?
Huh? What's this?
This is definitely not going in.
Huh? This is not going in.
This is the boarder, right?
Yeah, this.
It's different, it's different.
It's pretty, you know, tight.
Wait, wasn't it like this?
Go for it.
Oh, it's in.
It's coming out.
It's coming out, it's okay.
It came out of the boarder?
Yeah.
Ow, ow, this is different.
Go for it, go for it.
One, two...
It's in.
It's different from when I bought it.
I tried my best, but it didn't grow at all.
I apologized to my husband and said it's okay.
I'm glad you allowed me to buy a new one.
Let's go to the last request.
The last request is from Aika Takemoto, 21 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture, and her husband.
Good evening, everyone at the Nishida Detective Agency.
Please solve the problem of our couple.
I've always liked cheese the most, but my husband hates cheese the most.
In my life so far, it was natural for me to have cheese in my life, and I bought everything with cheese and ate it every day.
But now I can't buy or eat cheese, and my husband won't allow me to do that.
It's only been four months since I started my marriage life, and I can't stand it anymore.
I don't want to divorce cheese on my wedding day with my husband.
Should I take my husband or cheese? What should I do?
It's a great ultimate choice.
So please!
Can you tell your unhappy husband who doesn't know the deliciousness of cheese how good cheese is and overcome his hatred of cheese?
And please let me eat my favorite dish, cheese in hamburger, with you!
Thank you very much!
So, his wife loves cheese and her husband hates cheese.
It's already a crisis of separation.
Is there anything you don't like, too, Ken-chan?
There's nothing I don't like.
No, there isn't.
No, there isn't?
That's right, isn't it?
That's right, it is, Ken-chan!
You said it!
If you look at it, you'll know, so please!
How old is your husband?
He's twenty-two years old.
- One year older! - One year older!
You're a young husband!
Husband, twenty-two years old!
Wife, what?
- You're young and funky, right? - Yes.
When did you give him your wedding ceremony?
I gave it to him in February.
But you've been married for...
You've been married for...
I'm pregnant for nine months.
So it's not too early.
I'm already married.
- You're already married? - Yes.
- What? - Nothing.
Did you know that you hate cheese before you got married?
I knew it a little bit when we were dating.
But I didn't know that I hate it the most.
I can't forgive myself for eating it in front of you.
You can't forgive yourself for eating it in front of you?
I can't forgive myself for being eaten in front of me.
You can't forgive yourself for eating it in front of you.
I want to eat it with you.
You don't want to eat it alone. You want to make a cheese dish with your husband.
I really want to make it.
But we got married, so we can't eat it together.
It doesn't make sense.
You say good things.
I really want to meet my husband.
Do you ask your husband many selfish things?
- Yes, I do. - What do you ask him?
I have a bath.
But I don't take a bath here every day.
I only go to the bathhouse.
- Do you go there every day? - Yes.
- You go there every day? - Yes.
I don't like karaoke very much.
I always watch you sing.
Like this.
I always clap for you when you sing.
Is it a crisis now?
Yes, it is.
I hope this problem will be solved soon.
It's getting dark.
This is...
Excuse me, is the manager here?
- Yes. - Oh, hello.
- I have something to say. - Oh, yes.
- May I? - Of course.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden. - Oh, no problem.
I'm here about Takemoto-kun.
- Oh, yes. - Yes.
- He's in danger of divorce. - What?!
- Really? - Really.
- Oh, yes. - I can't let him go home early.
- He's in danger of divorce? - Yes.
- Is Takemoto-kun here? - Yes.
- I have something to say to you. - Yes.
- Can I go home now? - Oh, yes.
- What is it? - Can I go out for a bit?
Can I go out for a bit?
- Excuse me, Mr. Ishikoto. - Oh, yes.
- Do you know why? - No, I don't know.
- I'll be honest with you. - Yes.
- My wife sent me a request. - Oh, yes.
She's in danger of divorce.
- She sent you a request for a divorce? - Yes.
- She sent me a request for a divorce. - Oh, yes.
- Do you know why? - No, I don't know.
- You don't know? - Oh, I know why.
She sent me a request for a divorce.
She said she wanted to eat this bread.
What?
She said she liked it.
She said she wanted to eat this bread.
She said no.
She put the bread in the basket.
Yes.
Can you break up like that?
No, I can't.
But I'm selfish.
That's about it.
If you can break up like that,
I'll be angry with you.
You're shorter than me.
You...
You're shorter than me,
so you want to break up with me?
Don't say that!
- Well... - Oh, yes.
- Well, should I say it from my mouth? - Yes.
I like cheese the most.
- Yes. - Cheese...
You have to let me eat it.
I have a baby.
Even though you hate food, why do I have to eat it?
If you say that, I can't say anything.
And I don't want you to go to hot springs every day.
And I don't want you to go to karaoke every day.
You say it again and again.
I've been putting up with this for a long time.
Can you say you want me to eat cheese?
- Say it. - Cheese...
- Okay, I'll do my best. - You'll do your best? - Yes.
- I don't like cheese. - What?
The smell?
If you say, "This smell! This is tough!"
If you smell it, you'll be like, "Huh?"
Let's smell it.
- Okay? - Yes.
This...
Normal cheese is already frozen, so...
Yay!
What is this?
This is intense.
I think this is intense, too.
It's already coming.
I know, I know, I know, I know, but let's put up with it.
Let's put up with it!
I'll put up with it! I'll put up with it!
I know!
Breathe in through your nose and breathe out through your mouth.
Should I just put it in?
Yeah.
Oh, I ate half of it.
I ate half of it.
Really.
How is it?
This is amazing.
I ate it all!
Is it ready?
Yes.
Wow, it looks delicious.
How is it?
Yes.
The food you made...
It's not as cheesy as I thought it would be.
Really?
See?
Wow!
It's good.
How do you like it?
It's good.
I can eat it.
You can eat it. It's good.
I can eat it. It's good.
It's good.
It's not as good as the one you ate earlier.
It was too hard.
I like that strategy.
Do you like that strategy?
No, it's really good.
I'm happy.
Are you happy?
Yes.
Can we say goodbye now?
Yes, I'm happy.
I like cheese now.
It's good.
But he really worked hard for it.
So, this time, cheese and roll cabbage.
Cheese and roll cabbage.
If you make it the next day, you can eat it too.
That's good.
Now, we have an announcement.
Yes.
Kenichi Hagiwara's concert, which celebrated its 50th anniversary of debut last year,
will be held at Billboard Live Osaka.
What is it about?
Well, we released a new song, so we wrote a set list.
So we'd like to enjoy it with you all.
I mentioned it earlier, but it's a wonderful song.
It's a blues song that represents Japan.
Mr. Hagiwara and others...
I sang a blues song at a bar in Taomure.
Today, I answered your three requests.
Is there a blues song you'd like to sing?
No, it's about the kindness of Japanese people who are about to forget.
For example, "Ichiban" by Jane and Maida.
Thank you, Jane.
Thank you very much.
From Fukushima.
And "Chizinda Fever".
This is also a blues song.
♪ Chizinda no you... ♪
It's a sad blues song.
This show is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who accepted our requests...
For those of you who came to our studio...
We'll give you a special show sticker.
Thank you! Let's meet again...
Let's meet again!
See you later! Take care!
Please send your questions to this detective office.
The address is 530-8011.
We're looking for Detective Night Scoop.
I'm against sexual harassment.