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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... Scattering everything around the bed...
...A secret room just for weekends will be unlocked...
...Sequon keeps dancing with you...
...I can only kiss you at this moment...
...I kiss you harder than usual...
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
Detective Night Scoop takes a sharp look at the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
This is the age when I became the director!
And today's secretary is Mayu Matsuoka!
Hello, I'm Mayu Matsuoka, an apprentice secretary!
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches excellent detectives to pursue the truth!
thank you!
I wonder what kind of place this place really is, but even though it's such a riot, I feel like crying...
No, no, it's okay, it's okay, just take a deep breath, slow down, and enjoy it!
Yes, I'll do my best slowly, thank you very much!
Yes, and we have Hiroito Hayashi as our advisor!
thank you!
Well then, let's start with today's first request!
Yes! First of all, it is a request from Ebina Remi, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and is 27 years old.
I enjoy watching you every week!
Suddenly, I would like you to help me produce my long- time regret.
More than ten years ago, I was looking for four cloves of clover in a park near my house.
When I found some and was about to go home, I found five cloves of clover!
It was good that I found them, but since I saw five leaves coming out of a strange position, I thought it might bring me misfortune and threw them away that night.
However, when I was looking up about clover the other day, it said that five cloves of clover mean "good luck", "business", and "prosperity".
Knowing that, I am full of regret and I am now having lunch.
In addition, it is said that clover has six or seven leaves.
Six leaves mean "wealth" and "fame", and seven leaves mean "infinite happiness".
So, detective, I would like you to help me find five cloves of clover that I threw away that night.
In other words, I would like you to help me obtain seven leaves of infinite happiness. Thank you very much!
Isn't it a little difficult just to find four leaves of clover?
I have never seen five leaves of clover before.
This is the first time I've heard of it.
This is also the first time I've heard of this request, but where can you find it?
We went there with half confidence and half doubt.
Have you found it? Please have a look!
Hello!
I'm Takiyama.
I'm Ebina.
Ebina-san.
Yes.
Ebina-san, detective, is it okay for me to be here?
Yes, I'm very happy!
Oh, is that so?
Who did you think would come?
Detective Tamura.
Detective Tamura?
The one from "Kirin".
Why did you think that Tamura-kun from "Kirin" would come?
I don't know if this kind of request comes from you, Tamura-san.
A request to find four leaves of clover?
I don't know why, but you're a little dirty.
Isn't it just that kind of request?
Do you have an image of me doing only dirty requests like this?
I don't know if you have air in your butt or something like that.
But I like you, Takiyama-san.
I thought you were really working hard.
You like me working hard even though I'm working hard?
I don't respect you, but I like you.
First of all, you found five leaves of clover, right?
Yes, I found it.
I recently looked it up and it said "king up" on it.
Yes.
But there are also six and seven leaves.
There are also six leaves.
Six of them are "chi" and "meisei"
"chi" and "meisei"
Yes.
Seven of them are "infinite happiness".
You can get "infinite happiness".
Isn't it crazy?
It's crazy, isn't it?
I think it's crazy.
Didn't you find at least five leaves? I want to see you again.
"King up"?
Yes.
Don't you want seven of them?
I do.
I want seven of them as much as possible.
Yes.
If you get "infinite happiness", you can get a job, can't you?
Is there such a hope?
Yes, there is.
Shall we go from here?
Wow, which one is it?
This is difficult.
I found four of them.
Three of them.
I'm sorry.
Three of them.
A small one is entangled.
I don't think we can do it anymore.
In "The Night Scoop", when you heard Clover's voice in the past, a girl ...
It's a girl with four voices, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes. Today, that girl is not convenient.
However, in fact, there is also such a request.
Often told, often made up,
Oh, I'm so sleepy!
I'm so sleepy!
Mr. Satomura, since he was 37 years old.
My 10-year-old daughter is good at finding four- leaved clovers.
She's picked up a lot in a short time.
A few days ago, she found one clover.
If you can find more rare six or seven-leaf clover than five-leaf clover, I'm sure you can find it.
Would you like me to verify it? Thank you.
Hello.
Satomura Hana-chan.
Hana-chan. Is she your sister?
I'm Satomura.
Rin-chan.
And you're a 37-year-old mother?
No, I'm a grandmother.
Can you easily find four-leaf clover?
Yes.
How many did you find?
Yesterday.
You found them yesterday?
Four.
Wow!
You found four of five-leaf clover?
How many four-leaf clover did you find?
Forty or fifty.
Wow!
How many hours did you find them?
About one hour.
Wow!
How do you know that?
I don't feel anything, but if I look here, I can find something.
Wow!
If you look here, you can find something?
There are fifty-something, five-leaf clover, and six-leaf clover.
Wow!
Did you pick up six-leaf clover yesterday?
Yes.
How many did you pick up?
One.
Hana-chan, did you pick up six-leaf clover for the first time yesterday?
Yes.
Oh, it was your first time, too.
Yes.
Rin-chan doesn't know four-leaf clover. She hasn't found it before.
Is she amazing?
Yes.
I see.
Will you look for it with me?
I'm not interested in it.
You're not interested in it, but you can help me.
She wants to find it, too.
Yes.
Is this park here, Hana-chan?
Yes, it is.
Is it here?
Yes.
Here it is.
So fast! Where is it?
Yotsuba!
Are there more?
I think so.
We saw it here, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
Here it is.
So fast!
Which field?
Yotsuba.
Yotsuba?
Isn't it one?
There were two?
Yotsuba.
It's amazing.
It's a lot of effort.
Is it hard to find five, six or seven Yotsuba here?
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
No.
Shall we change the place?
Yes.
Enjoy it.
Thank you for your help.
I'm not looking for four Yotsuba, but five, six or seven black Yotsuba.
It's amazing again.
By the way, have you seen it before?
No, I haven't seen it before.
You haven't seen it before?
No.
I want seven Yotsuba today.
Seven Yotsuba?
Yes.
I think it's hard.
You can't find more than Yotsuba here.
Where can we find more Yotsuba?
Usually, besides Yotsuba, other than Yotsuba, genes change and change a lot.
But, it's born from someone who doesn't have a growth point.
It causes an abnormality like an injury and leaves come out in a distorted form.
Does it mean that an injury occurs and leaves come out in a distorted form and it becomes five, six or seven Yotsuba?
Yes.
It happens.
It may be found in a farm or something like that.
Yes, yes. Well, I'll also look into it.
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you very much. Please take care of me again.
Now, we have come to Aichi Farm in Aichi Prefecture.
Hana-chan, I'll leave it to you.
We are looking for it together.
Hana-chan, please.
Please.
It seems like something is stepped on around here.
Oh, this is...
Behind...
It's not here.
Oh, Yotsuba.
Yotsuba.
It's not here.
Only one is small.
Not here.
Remi-chan.
Yes.
We have to cooperate with you.
We can't do it together.
Hello, everyone.
We are detectives.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you very much.
I found it.
This is it.
Where is it?
I haven't pulled it out yet.
Thank you.
Where is it?
This is it.
Which one?
This one, right?
It's number five, right?
It's number five.
It looks like this.
I'm very happy.
Are you happy?
I'm very happy.
I was looking for it seriously.
Can I give you this?
Really?
Thank you very much.
Here you are.
It's number five.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
Hana-chan!
She has something.
What do you have, Hana-chan?
Four-leaf clover.
Are they all four-leaf clover?
It's amazing.
Did you find anything else?
Yes.
Did you find anything else?
Yes.
What did you find?
Three four-leaf clover.
Did you find three four-leaf clover?
One, two, three, four, five.
Five.
It's amazing.
There are only three four-leaf clover in this area.
Here you are.
Hello.
Excuse me, everyone.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry for coming here to play.
Six! Six band!
Where is it?
Here?
One, two, three, four... Six!
One! Six!
I found it! Six!
Thank you! It's six!
Is it real?
Can I take it off and give it to you?
Sure.
Thank you!
I took it off.
Six band!
Thank you!
Now, we have one banded clover, and four banded clover.
But, what do you want the most this time?
Seven banded clover!
Do you want seven banded clover?
Yes, we do!
You do?
Then, can you look for seven banded clover a little more?
Sure!
Takema-san!
Yes?
It's from the chief.
Wait a minute!
Oh!
I heard some information.
There is a place called Kojigahama.
I heard that there are a lot of four-banded clover there.
The possibility of finding seven banded clover is very high.
Oh, is it true?
Yes!
It means that not all of them are normal.
I see! There is a possibility of five, six and seven.
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Wow! There are four-banded clover!
Thank you for looking for four-banded clover in a book!
These are normal weeds.
Don't eat them!
Now, we are in Kojigahama.
Are there really places like this?
Yes!
This is it! It says "the birthplace of four-leaf clover".
There are a lot of four-leaf clover!
Aren't all of them four-leaf clover?
There are a lot of four-leaf clover!
There are six of them!
Are you kidding me?
There are six of them!
This is bad!
There might be seven of them!
Let's look for it!
There is one!
What is it?
It looks like there is one!
There are a lot of four-leaf clover!
There are five of them!
There are seven of them!
I think there are seven of them!
There are one, two, three, four, five, six and seven of them!
Each of you will pick up four-leaf clover!
Can I pick up one of them?
Shall we pick them up?
You picked up four-leaf clover!
I am sorry for being poor, but I have no four-leaf clover.
I am sorry for being poor, but I think I can be happy with four-leaf clover.
I will pick up four-leaf clover with confidence!
Be confident!
Yes, I am confident!
I will pick up seven of them!
I'm happy
I'll use it
You'll use it
This might work
Which one, which one, wait a minute, which one, wait a minute, which one?
Rin-chan found it
Rin-chan, please stand up
OK let's count them
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
Rin-chan
Rin-chan found nine
They were trying to find four-leafed cloves and you said "I'm not interested in it" in the early morning
To be honest, do you want to find nine-leafed cloves?
No
Do you have it?
Do you want me to bring it home?
I'll give it to you.
I found it.
It was there.
The happy four-leaf clover was born there.
As a part of the city's tourism,
it was made three years ago.
It is said that four-leaf clover
is planted a lot.
Because of that, there are many five-leaf clover.
I found nine of them here.
At last, Rin-chan found it.
People in this area are weak,
but I think only Rin-chan has it.
It is the most common.
Nine of them are very rare.
I found it,
but Rin-chan is not interested in it.
Next, we have a request from Naoto Adachi, 21 years old, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture.
I can lie down and fart freely.
And I have confidence that I will not lose to anyone in the length of my fart.
This time, I would like to challenge in more than 30 seconds.
Detective, can you be a witness of history?
It's not "pupu", it's "buuu".
It's "jutsuba" I said in "clover".
This time, I would like to challenge in more than 30 seconds.
I did my best to be a witness of history.
Please have a look.
Even if you fart for a long time, it's "buuu" for 2 seconds.
How long can you fart?
If you don't want to fart for a long time, I can fart for 6 seconds.
6 seconds?
Can you fart for 6 seconds normally?
Does it mean you want to fart for a long time and control it?
Yes, I want to fart for a long time.
What?
Can you not do it?
I can't do it.
You can't control it, can you?
I can't do it at all.
Have you ever asked your friends about it?
No, I do it every day.
Do you do it every day?
We work in the same company.
After work, I take him to my office and play with him.
What is it? Don't you have anything else to play with?
I was surprised when I first heard it.
I was surprised. I thought it was a lie.
It was a shock.
I thought you were a genius.
For the time being, I exceeded 30 seconds.
That's never happened before. 30 seconds.
That's right. I don't think so.
Do you have a strategy?
My strategy is not to laugh for the time being.
If you laugh, you will be forced into the room and come out.
That's right. A pace hybrid will come.
It's like a marathon random.
That's crazy.
You've seen it, haven't you?
That's crazy.
I've seen it before.
It's like a track and field world record.
That's crazy.
When I can't help it, I use too many tools.
I use a lot of tools.
Adachi-kun, are you ready?
I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Yes.
"Ponara Long-term Challenge".
Please.
Can you hold this for me for a moment?
I'm so nervous.
What?
I'm so nervous.
I might have put more pressure on you.
But we'll go with you until you're satisfied.
Sounds good.
Okay.
Good timing.
I'll do it anytime.
What's wrong with you?
Oh my god!
What's wrong with you?
Go back! Go back!
What's wrong with you?
This is the first time I've seen you like this.
I can only think about setting a new record.
I always have a purpose of setting a new record.
I want him to know about it.
You want him to know about it.
Don't you care about setting a new record?
It's for him.
I didn't know it would be such a friendly talk.
What's wrong with you?
I'll do it anytime.
Come on!
What's wrong with you?
I'm pissed off, seriously!
- By all means! - By all means!
It's so good!
10 minutes, 10 hours.
Can you finish it?
- Let's go! - Go, go!
- It's gonna be an epic weekend! - This is it!
Go, go, go!
Let's go!
[Laughter]
Seriously, after this challenge, I'm going to the hospital.
[Laughter]
I'm going to die.
[Laughter]
I just realized that there are a lot of detectives.
[Laughter]
Right?
This is our traditional mic.
I'm sorry for the compliment.
[Laughter]
Is it not a small mic?
It's the same as everyone else's, right?
Can you show me yours?
[Laughter]
Just in case.
Okay, okay.
It's like this.
Oh, I see.
Wow!
[Laughter]
It stinks!
I was just checking your pores!
[Laughter]
It stinks!
[Laughter]
It stinks!
Shut up!
[Laughter]
It stinks!
[Laughter]
It's normal.
[Laughter]
Very normal.
Who said that?
He said it's normal.
[Laughter]
It's 16.8 seconds!
[Laughter]
I drank a lot!
[Laughter]
This is amazing!
You laughed in the middle of it, didn't you?
I did.
If you didn't, you would have said it.
Should we adjust it?
Oh, wait a second.
Wait a second.
Should I lie down?
No, I think it's better like this.
Oh, really?
[Fart]
[Laughter]
I can't do it.
This is amazing!
But I'm embarrassed.
You didn't hold it down at all.
It came out.
You can say it at your own pace.
If it came out, I would have laughed.
Oh, it stopped.
The record is perfect, but why is only the smell always maxed out?
Shouldn't we ask for it with the smell?
It stopped.
It may have stopped.
All of them?
Yes, all of them.
Hey!
Are you crazy?
What do you think of it?
It's bad.
It's a slump.
I can't stand it anymore.
The smell is still there.
I'm excited.
Massage my belly, please.
A little bit.
I think it's a little too much.
But I'm sure it's good.
I can wear it.
Really?
Yes.
I can wear it.
You look like an athlete.
Hello, is this your girlfriend?
Yes.
Did you know that you can fart for a long time?
No, I didn't know.
You didn't know?
Your boyfriend and you are going to do the last challenge.
Yes.
Please cheer for him.
Please do your best.
What is this?
I'll leave it here.
Let's go.
I was doing my best at the end, but...
Shit!
Girlfriend!
That's a good phone call!
How was it? Listen to me.
I can't say anything today.
I can't say anything.
That's funny.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
16 seconds and 8 seconds.
Isn't it amazing?
It's all stinky.
Is it that stinky?
Maybe people who say, "This might work," will come out.
If you get together, it's the world's number one Budo world.
The world's largest hedoh party will be held at this night club, so I think it's really messed up.
Yes, we have one last request for today.
Yes, the last one is from Ms. Atsuko Ueda, who lives in Kyoto City and is a 32-year-old housewife.
I moved into my current house last spring.
There is about 30 plants in the garden, so I started growing various vegetables by myself in the summer.
However, it is difficult for one woman.
So I asked my husband for a fortune-teller.
My husband bought it for me because I couldn't help him at work.
The lucky machine we call "Ferrari" in our house is excellent in one-axis reverse rotation.
One-axis reverse rotation?
One-axis reverse rotation is to rotate half forward and half backward at the same time, centering on one shaft that spreads the earth.
I tried to tell my husband about the wonderful movement and tried my best to use my arms and fingers, but I couldn't do it at all.
Is there anyone who can smoothly express one-axis reverse rotation with their body?
I don't think you have many opportunities to see the lucky machine like this, but there is a system called one-axis reverse rotation.
It's a system in which you can mix and spread more earth like this, but if you try to explain it, you'll be surprised.
So is there anyone who can do this well?
We've gathered people who say they're probably the best at explaining and expressing in Japan and challenged them.
Have you come up with a movement that your wife will be convinced of?
Please take a look here.
It's good. Children are having fun in the beautiful scenery.
Is it here? There is a field.
Is it a child here? It's a child here!
It's a child here! It's amazing! It's a tree in front of you!
It's an adult here!
It's an adult here! Hello! I'm Detective Rajskub!
I admire you. I really admire you. I'm happy.
Is it a night school? It's the best rise!
There is a beautiful field.
Your wife is planting it, isn't she?
Yes. Lettuce, tomato, cucumber, cabbage, broccoli, Chinese cabbage, green onion, celery, basil...
Isn't it too much? Isn't it too much?
It's not left anywhere.
What did you do for this request?
I can't move the pivot point.
Is it that machine? Yes.
Is it that machine's system?
A pivot point is a system in which the outer blade and the inner blade rotate front and back at the same time.
Yes.
So it doesn't run hard and I can bend it well.
I'd like to explain it.
Front rotation and back rotation.
It's not working. It's rotating. It's going forward.
Not everyone can do it.
Is there anyone who can do it?
Let's do this first.
What? Really?
No, it's quite interesting.
My fingers hurt.
I want to cut off my fingers.
So, who can do it?
We have invited the top three Japanese agricultural machinery makers.
Please come in.
First of all, we can see Mr. Kubota.
And in the middle is Mr. Iseki.
And in the end, we have Ms. Yanma.
With their best luck.
We have invited you to promote your best luck within 30 seconds.
So, candidates, please come in.
As for us, your 30-second commercial is like a hook.
It's like a hook to attract these members.
So, we want you to move after that.
So, everyone, let's do it!
Thank you.
So, Mr. Iseki, your best luck 30-second commercial.
Ready, start!
What Iseki recommends is "chocopuchi" which he collaborated with "Nougyoujoshi Project".
It's full of kind features for women.
First of all, there is a number for starting the engine.
Is it okay?
Second, and fifth and sixth.
Anyone can start the engine in that order.
Also, you can put this heavy container here.
Five, four, three...
One...
Finished!
What are you doing, Ichijikku?
Ichijikku, I'm here with a type of rotary.
I see.
Kouunki-one Grand Prix, K-one Grand Prix.
Our second guest is Mr. Yamma.
Start!
Everyone, does this look like an opportunity for field work?
It's an opportunity for field work.
The design is done by Ken Okuyama, an industrial designer who designed that Ferrari.
The product concept is all-in-one.
All in one, all easily.
Even women can work with this one easily and safely.
Yamma Mini Kouunki MR Series.
Stylish and cool!
Thank you very much!
Finished!
K-1 Grand Prix Grand Prix Kubota-san! Kubota-san, 30 seconds PR!
Ready, start!
Yes, this is a popular species that has just changed its model this year.
The big feature is the one-axis reverse rotary that rotates both the front and back at the same time.
This crushes the trunk in detail and spreads it deeply, so the crops will grow healthily.
Even women can easily handle it.
It is a simple and easy-to-handle operation and is a kind of management machine for people and crops.
3, 2, 1, finished!
Kubota-san, you have some time left at the end!
I became quick-tongued.
You became quick-tongued!
After all, manzai is the same, isn't it? Running nervously during the actual performance!
Now, K-1 Grand Prix.
Kubota-san and Iseki-san, you have some time left at the end!
You two, please leave your seats and go a little further up!
Please go!
You just gave us a 30-second PR.
Among them, we would like you to express the one- axis reverse rotary system in an easy-to- understand manner.
Please do.
Leave it to me.
A woman of two centuries is confident.
Now, I would like you to give a score of easy-to- understand in 100 points.
I see.
It was a one-axis reverse rotary system Grand Prix, wasn't it?
Actually, I will do my best.
That's right.
It was a waste of time for you to give us 30 seconds of PR.
You came all the way to the back of Kyoto with such good luck.
I came back from Tokyo.
You came back from Tokyo.
I came back from Tokyo.
You came back from Tokyo.
I came back from Tokyo.
Now, I would like you to give a score of easy-to- understand in 100 points Grand Prix, Iseki-san.
Like this?
Please continue.
I'm embarrassed.
What's this?
Please continue.
It's okay.
Like this?
Now, ma'am, please give us a score.
Like this?
Ta-da!
85 points!
You performed with smooth movements.
You got high scores.
You didn't get 15 points for the rest.
I'm a little worried about your twist.
I see.
Thank you for doing this, but you look like a judge.
I'm asking you to do this, but you look like a judge.
The second move.
You don't know what you're going to do yet, do you?
One-axis restriction point.
Mr. Nakamura's challenge.
One-axis restriction.
Make it easy to understand.
Please.
What is this?
It's simple and gross.
What is this?
It doesn't fit.
What is this?
It's over.
I knew about one-axis restriction since I joined.
I didn't know it would come to me.
65 points.
This is harsh.
It says "95" below.
It's so funny.
I feel like I'm dreaming.
I see.
One-axis restriction is a score for you.
That's right.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Mr. Kumota's challenge.
Please.
First of all, the outer leaf moves like this.
What is this?
On the other hand, the middle claw moves in reverse.
It uses its whole body.
It moves like this.
It's not over yet.
One-axis restriction is to do it at the same time.
Let's do it separately.
It's OK.
People can do such a movement.
Yes.
15 points.
It's like shit.
Shit points came out.
It was a very attractive movement.
At the same time, it rotates forward and backward.
I couldn't fully express the goodness of one-axis restriction.
It's a false theory.
It wasn't one-axis restriction.
One-axis restriction Grand Prix is not over yet.
Some people can control their own bodies as they like.
Yes.
Please.
Mr. Nonoyama.
One-axis restriction Grand Prix.
One-axis.
Yes.
Restriction.
I see.
One-axis and restriction.
Mr. Nonoyama's one-axis restriction.
Please.
Wow! Wow!
Vertically!
Until now, it was a little...
What is it?
Guess it! Guess it!
It's like this, right?
Yes.
Can you do anything else?
One-axis restriction.
Yes.
Tongue and eyeballs.
That's amazing!
That's a high-tech technique!
Oh, great!
You're doing it!
That's it! You're doing it now!
Nonoyama's one-axis restriction score is...
this!
Wow! She got it!
100 points!
With 100 points,
the winner of the first one-axis restriction contest is...
Ms. Nonoyama!
I was moved by the high-tech technique.
Well, ma'am, really...
If there's any contest on this show,
I'd like you to be in charge of all of the judges.
Even if it's just any contest,
I don't think I can be in charge of all of the judges.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
All of you have a strong desire to appeal yourself.
You're all good people.
You're all good employees.
You're all good employees, too, ma'am.
When I said, "Please be in charge of the judges for the M-1 Grand Prix,"
you said, "Yes, ma'am."
With a serious look on your face,
I'd like to see you again.
Thank you very much.
Well, is there anyone you'd like to request?
Well, it was interesting.
It was interesting.
You could really see how the detectives were trying to shape it.
It was really amazing.
Yes.
With that said, this show is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who have accepted our requests,
we'd like to give you this detective notebook.
Also, for those of you who came to our studio to have fun,
we'd like to give you a special program sticker.
We hope to see you again next week.
Thank you very much!
Please send your daily questions to this detective office.
The address is 530-8011 Detective Night Scoop.
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