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It's time for "Detective Nightscoop"!
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, director of the show.
Continuing from last week,
we'll present you "All-Time Best Theme" chosen by viewers in celebration of "Detective Nightscoop" 30th anniversary.
Thank you.
Maruyama-kun, how did you like it so far?
Well, just by looking at the colors of the footage, you can feel the history.
It can lead you to research from strange places.
You can see human patterns.
As a director, I can feel that this show is loved by everyone.
It's really a wonderful show.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's move on to "All-Time Best Theme"!
Here's the third announcement!
All-TIME BEST THEME
Broadcasted in April of 1995, "All-TIME BEST THEME" has been released!
Mr. Wakeara, do you remember this theme?
Yes, I do.
It's one of my favorites, too.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
I can feel the essence of "Nightscoop" in it.
It's something you can't see in any other show.
- That's right. - Yes.
The third announcement is "Giant Shijimi Discovered"!
This is our new detective.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Nishi Jimyo, a new detective.
I'm here to find this giant shijimi.
Detective, detective...
We received a request to find a giant shijimi-like shell in the pond of Hattori-rokuchi, Toyonaka- shi.
Is it 100 times bigger than a normal shijimi?
I don't know.
Isn't it this one?
- Yes, it is. - I found it!
- It's a lion! A lion! - It's a lion, right?
- I found it again!
- Here, look!
- I can tell by touching its legs.
- Aren't you a professional?
- A woman!
- I found it again!
- Look!
- It's huge, isn't it? - I wonder if we can eat it.
- Wow, it's completely open. Wow, it's so big! Look! - Wow!
- It's a lie. - A lie? - Yes.
- Well, then... - Yes.
- Let's go over there. - Let's go over there.
- Come on, let's go over there.
So, Jimmy asked this person.
- Oh, hello, sir. - Yes.
- But...
- It seems so. - Yes, it seems so.
- What did you do today? - This is Jimmy.
- Jimmy, you little boy. - What do you mean?
- Well, I found a new one. - It's big. It's not even medium-sized.
- No, no. - It stinks. - No, I know it stinks.
- It stinks. - It stinks.
- What did you find? - I found it by accident.
- An pond? - What? - A pond? - A lake?
- It stinks. - What?
- I don't know what to do, but I'm looking forward to it. - Yes.
- What should we do? - Wow, it feels good.
- Let's not do it. - No, no, what are you talking about?
- It feels good. - What are you talking about?
- Hurry up and touch it. - Touch it? - Yes.
- Touch it. - Wow!
- This touch! - Wow!
- It feels good when you touch it with your eyes. - Wow, it feels good.
- It really feels good. - It looks good...
- Wow! - Wow!
- I found out why it stinks!
- This is why it stinks. The hair inside. - Wow!
- The hair inside. - Wow!
- Wow!
- No! - Wow! - Wow!
- Don't look at it! - Wow!
Hold it like this and do like this.
Oh, my!
- I think you can do it here. - Where?
- It's in the middle of a kiln. - Can you do it?
It looks hard. Can you put it on me?
- I can do it. - Can you do it?
- I think you can do it. - Yes, I can use it here.
- What do you do with it? Can you use it? - Try it.
Wait a minute.
- Can you do it? - Yes.
It's OK.
Take a break.
You don't eat school lunches.
New air purifier.
Shall we open it again?
It's been a while.
It looks delicious.
It looks cooked.
It's raw.
Did you cook it once?
No, I just opened it.
Didn't you open it?
No, I didn't.
It's OK.
- OK, I'll eat it. - Go ahead.
- May I eat it? - Yes, you may.
It's delicious.
Eat the shell.
Eat the shell?
- Don't look at me like that. - Don't look at me like that.
OK, let me eat it.
I can beat Escargot.
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
What do you think, Jun?
Do you like it?
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
It was delicious, wasn't it?
- It was delicious. - Why "shijimiye"?
- What? - Why "shijimiye"?
- It's delicious. - It's a sea bream.
It's a sea bream.
You prepared a sea bream, didn't you?
I knew it.
Let's give him a round of applause.
Special Detective Digital Remastered
This time, this huge sea bream is remastered by a special detective.
Who is it?
You must be curious about who it is.
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- It's not Maru-chan, is it? - It's not Maru-chan, is it?
- Murakami? - It's Zenka, isn't it?
Isn't that too much?
I think he'll be on the show.
It's this person! Please come in!
This music is...
In 1995, a special investigator digital remastered the famous work "Giant Spiders".
Who is it?
It's this person!
Please come in!
>> Thank you for coming today.
>> Thank you, Mr. Makabe.
>> Well, well, well, I'm here as a detective, so take a look.
Watch it on VTR, please.
>> That's right.
>> He's determined.
>> I'm Jimmy Oishi, a detective with 20 years of experience.
I'm not in Hattori today, but in Unagai Park.
In reality, Hattori Park is under construction.
>> Are you kidding me?
>> You're not allowed to film there.
>> Yes, you're not allowed to film there.
>> So I went to Unagai Park today.
>> First of all, I'd like to introduce you to my professor.
>> Hello, everyone.
>> Hello.
>> Please, have a seat.
>> He's from the Osaka City Natural History Museum...
>> Can you explain it yourself?
>> I'm Ishida from the Osaka City Natural History Museum.
>> Can you explain it yourself?
>> I looked up other opinions and opinions nearby, but I think this is the most likely place.
>> There's one more person coming.
He's a special detective.
>> Hello.
>> Excuse me.
>> Hello, hello.
>> Hello.
>> This person is a professor.
>> What?
>> He protects nature.
>> He protects it?
>> Yes, yes.
>> So...
>> Yes?
>> So...
>> It's CO2.
>> What?
>> I don't know what you're talking about, but...
>> Yes.
>> This is...
>> Cold!
>> I looked like I was in danger.
>> Wow, you're right!
>> It's really cold.
>> It's crazy.
>> Are you watching this?
>> It's March, but it's still cold.
>> It's the beginning of February.
>> I was licking it.
>> Ouch!
>> It's really crazy.
>> I was licking it.
>> Is it different?
>> It's cold.
>> Ouch!
It's good, right?
You can tell right away when you touch it like that!
No, no, it's pretty good!
Old man!
Yes?
We did it!
Look!
We did it!
Look!
We did it!
Amazing!
It's dead.
What did you say?
It's dead.
What is it?
It's so close!
Did you step on it?
No, no, old man.
It's not me.
Once you step on it, you can't escape.
Look at this!
It's bright red.
It's not bright red.
Ouch!
My mouth hurts.
Why did you do that?
What is that?
I see it!
It's shining!
Is it?
It's shining!
It's not shining!
It's fine.
No, no!
It's not shining!
Excuse me.
Detective Knight Scoop here.
Yes?
Detective Knight Scoop here.
It's me, Jimmy.
I'm surprised.
I'm Mr. Tartar.
Oh, you are.
I've been wanting to meet you.
Why?
I love sweets.
I've been wanting to meet you.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Please open it.
Wow!
Cough! Cough!
What? What is it?
What is it? Where is the inside?
Cough! Cough!
In the end, there is nothing like this.
This is it. This is it.
In the end, there was nothing. It was mud.
Empty. Empty.
You can't find anything after that.
I couldn't get anything.
Can you give me something to eat?
What is it?
I'll give you more time to make it.
What do you mean?
Here you are.
Can I look at it?
Yes.
Wow!
It's a shortcake.
In the past, it was a board fashion.
It was packed in a bowl like this.
I'll eat it.
Cough! Cough!
It's sour. It's sour.
I'll eat it like this.
Wow!
Really?
Really.
I cooked Tomogai like this, right?
No.
No?
Should I put this on it?
Yes.
I took it with only strawberries.
I'll put it on it.
Like this?
Yes.
I see.
It's very...
It's good, but...
Shouldn't I put it on it?
No.
Eat it properly.
It's still good.
Still?
Why do you look at me like that?
Wow!
I see.
This is the first time for Naito Scoop Company to have a pro-wrestler as a detective.
It was crazy this time.
I don't know if you could see it in the video, but there was a lot of water.
How was it? Finding the deep sea and pro- wrestling, which one was harder?
You know, Takeyama-san...
It's obviously pro-wrestling, isn't it?
So, we'll have Wakabe-san join us again later.
Thank you for having me.
So, Director, we have a request from one of the Naito Scoop fans who didn't make it to the Best 10.
He has a hot request for the show.
He has a request that he loves so much.
He wants us to air it this time for sure.
We'd like to answer his request.
Well, this Detective Naito Scoop has a lot of depth.
- That's right. - Let's do it.
Good morning. This is Tetsuko's Room.
Today's guest is...
- What's wrong with you? - I'm sorry.
Ms. Tetsuko Kurenagi!
In the first episode of "Detective Naito Scoop" in Kansai, why did you choose Ms. Kurenagi?
- I think I saw her by chance. - Oh, you saw her by chance.
- And I happened to find her very interesting. - Yes.
Among them, which one do you recommend or which one do you have in your mind?
I saw her in my mother's plush toy.
I really wanted to see what she was doing, but she already left.
I don't want to go to such a child's place.
- But I saw her in my mother's plush toy... - Oh, you have a video of it.
- Ms. Kurenagi, you can watch it with us this time. - Yes.
This is one of a kind.
I couldn't stand seeing my mother in a plush toy.
Here is Ms. Tetsuko Kurenagi's work that she desperately wants to see.
I want to look back on my life one more time.
Leaving that behind, about a year ago, her son went on a trip around Japan on foot.
At night at a temple station, her mother, who is worried about her son who is sleeping in,
wants to see him in one eye and in secret.
- What does he look like? - I think he has a pitiful appearance.
He doesn't eat well either.
Mother...
That's all for today.
I understand, as a parent.
Sometimes she gets a call from her son, and guesses that he is walking somewhere in Tokushima Prefecture, and immediately heads to the site.
Mom! Mom! Wait a minute! Mom! Are you going to meet Kosotto?
Did you say you were going to meet Kosotto?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I heard a white voice over there, so I thought so.
Are you a taxi driver?
I'm traveling with a load on my back.
They can't get any information, and keep asking questions.
Queen Landry is standing next to a grain of grain like this.
And it's moving. Maybe you can tell by looking at his underwear.
Look at this. It's stopped.
It's jeans.
Jeans!
No, it's not. It's...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
A mother's love for her son is overwhelming!
At that moment!
A father is calling! A father is calling!
Tadashi-kun just called.
Just now, Tadashi-kun called his father.
Are you in England?
I'm in England!
That means...
Mom! Mom!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
Let's go to the river! Let's go to the river!
It's been 10 months since we last saw Tadashi-kun like this.
Yes, it has. I hope we don't part ways.
I hope we don't part ways!
Yes! Yes!
Here we are!
The last train for our meeting!
It's true, it's the last train for us.
Yes, I'm sure...
Ah!
Who's there?
Ogini-kun, is someone sleeping?
I'm sorry.
Did you just wake up?
Ah, I'm sorry.
Um...
Would you excuse me for going out for a while?
Are you sleeping here?
Yes...
I'm not sleeping...
Are you traveling?
Yes...
I'm traveling...
You're traveling!
I'm traveling...
You're traveling?!
Please make eye contact with Ogini-kun!
Nice to meet you, I'm Ogini-kun!
We've been walking for a while now...
That's right...
What's wrong?
Well...
If you get used to it...
What's wrong?
If you get used to it...
What's wrong?
As a parent, I'm worried about you...
But...
Do you call him often?
Ma'am, I'll be back in a little while...
Ogini-kun, you're really...
You're really...
O-Ogini-kun!
The usual...
Ogini-kun!
See!
Ogini-kun...
Well, then... could you wait for a moment?
Wow, but it's heavy, isn't it? Let's take the next one.
Please let me go... I can go home like this...
Well, I didn't know there was such a young man who traveled all over Japan in this station.
You can go home soon, can't you?
I want to eat what my mother made, after all.
Mother, what is your favorite dish?
My favorite dish...
It's delicious when you simmer it like this.
Ogini-kun, is it hot?
Is it hot?
It's hot...
Well, then... can I take it off?
Well, then...
Oh, mother!
You're fine, aren't you? You're fine, aren't you?
You're fine, aren't you?
Your eyes are red.
Huh?
What's wrong with your eyes?
What's wrong with my eyes?
They're red.
I'm touched. It's been a while.
It's been a while.
Even if you look at it like this, this is what mothers are like.
By the way, Nishida and Shiruki are in the studio now.
If you have anything to say...
Mr. Nishida, it's a great show, isn't it?
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I'll pass this on.
The whole of Japan knows about it.
It was very interesting.
The way you made the show is good.
It's not too much pressure.
But no matter who sees it, mothers are grateful for it.
And it's been decades since my son saw it.
If you saw it, you'd be really grateful.
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
See you later.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming, Mr. Tetsuko.
Thank you for coming.
I just remembered.
24 years ago...
I just remembered.
I was allowed to be in Tetsuko's room.
Even though I was a guest, 99% of it was about this show.
I've seen this show dozens of times.
I've heard about it.
So you weren't asked about it much.
I wasn't asked about it much.
Let's move on to the "all-time best ten".
Here's the second announcement.
In December of 1993...
"Mysterious Explosion Egg".
"Mysterious Explosion Egg" was broadcasted in 1993 for the second time.
"Mysterious Explosion Egg" was named after "Knight Scoop".
The client's friend said that he created "Mysterious Explosion Egg" when he chewed it.
How does he make it?
Oh, it looks like something.
Something is coming out!
What is coming out?
It's broken.
It's hot. It's so hot that I can't hold it.
Hide it!
This is the explosive egg you were talking about!
It's coming out, isn't it?
It's already exploding!
It's good.
Put water in a cup and put an egg in it.
Why don't you try it?
If you don't put it in gently...
Well, what do you think will happen?
If you're going to quit, do it now.
I'll do my best.
Do you want to quit?
When I was little, I was told not to look in the microwave.
Really? Why?
I said, "Don't look."
Don't look in it?
Yes. I said, "Look indirectly in the mirror."
I see.
If it's indirectly, is it okay?
I'm hungry.
I want to eat an egg.
I'm sorry, old lady.
I'll clean it up.
Oh, it's starting to look different.
I think it's already cooked.
What? It's already cooked?
You can eat it.
It's about time you eat it.
It's about time you eat it?
It's hot! It's hot!
It's so hot!
It's so hot in the microwave!
Try it, old lady.
It might explode!
It's like a sewing machine.
It's hot.
Can I have another bite?
It's good.
It's good!
It's good.
It's good!
What's this?
It's bad.
What is it?
It doesn't taste like an egg.
What is it?
It's bad.
No matter what you do, it's not good.
That's right. It's not good.
I'm going home now.
The moment I bit it was good.
It exploded!
You can't use it like this.
What do you mean?
Why is it bad?
How do you do it?
I put it in and the rice bowl...
(Ding)
Can I do it?
Oh, no!
I can't do it anymore!
You're big-headed.
Let's eat.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Fujimoto lost.
Rock-paper-scissors!
(coughing)
I've always been a detective, but this is the scariest thing ever!
It's been five years since I've been a detective.
This is the scariest thing ever.
It's scarier than when I climbed up Chichiasu.
(laughing)
No, it's not.
It is scary, but...
Yeah.
(laughing)
It's dangerous.
Right?
Let's do it like this.
No, it's not like that.
I want you to eat it with your mouth.
I really want to see it!
What do you want to see?
You eat it.
If you say it like that...
Fujimoto-kun.
Yes?
You've become more quiet, haven't you?
You look happy.
(laughing)
Alright.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
With this...
You're glaring at me.
Yeah.
(laughing)
(applause)
Even now, it's a strong atmosphere, but how was it, Mr. Kida?
No, really, even now, yes, even if it gets tight, it's amazing, it's a masterpiece, isn't it?
That's right.
And it's brave, isn't it?
It's a joke, and it really makes you lose your waist, isn't it?
That's right.
Oh, this is amazing.
I don't know if it will explode.
That's right.
It's scary.
It's dangerous, so everyone, please don't imitate it.
Actually, there aren't many people who imitate it.
(laughter)
Yes, it was a masterpiece.
Yes, that's why, for 30 years, collective detective night scoop, all-time best ten.
Yes, it's finally time for the first announcement.
This is from Lisa Touch.
Thank you.
Please.
Wow.
Of course.
Now, let's announce it.
Detective night scoop, all-time best ten.
The first place is...
(drum roll)
2013 April broadcast.
For 23 years, a couple without conversation.
(applause)
No, no, you are...
You were Detective Takeyama.
Yes, you were.
I went there.
You really did.
You were so high-class.
Well, I went to shoot this VTR.
What is that couple doing now?
I'm curious about it.
I'm curious about what they are talking about.
Yes, I went to see them again this time.
Please watch the VTR with your couple's present.
Please.
Yes.
No. 1. A couple who haven't talked for 23 years.
The client is a college student in his 18th year of college.
Ever since he started talking, his parents haven't seen him talk.
That's where Detective Takeyama started his investigation.
Yes, yes.
For how many years have you two not talked?
Well...
Yes.
Ever since No. 2 was born, we haven't talked.
That's 23 years ago.
Yes.
It's not like we had a big fight or anything.
So it's not a fight?
It's not a fight.
What?
It's not a fight.
Because you don't talk, right?
That's right.
I said "what?" and you said "that's right, you don't talk."
You should talk, too, Dad.
Just hearing my husband's voice, or someone else's voice, makes me happy.
It makes me excited.
You want to talk, don't you?
Of course I do.
Don't you think we'll go back in time?
To before our children were born.
Like where you went on your date?
Nara Park...
Yes, we talked there.
If we go back in time...
Can you do it again?
You don't like it, do you?
You want to do it again, don't you? You want to talk about it, don't you?
I want to talk about it.
I'd like to talk to your father in person.
Hello.
I'll tell you what I need.
Um...
Mr. Yoshiki...
Ever since you and your mother came to your senses...
You haven't been talking.
Yes.
That's no doubt about it.
So...
Why didn't you talk about it?
Maybe there's something in your father's mind.
I'd like to know about it.
Father...
In other words...
Is there a reason in your father's mind?
It's hard for me to say the reason, but when a child is born, the wife's life revolves around the child, and I feel lonely.
But you know what?
It's like I'm cold.
Are you serious?
Are you serious, dad?
Was it such a cute reason?
It's been going on since then.
You're too cold.
But I can't pull myself together.
You can't pull yourself together.
If you're going to say it, do you want to say it?
I'm sorry.
You do?
You do, dad?
It's a little sudden, so I'm going to practice.
I'm going to move to the TV screen and ask you a question.
Please answer me now.
Then I'll ask you a question.
How old are you now, dad?
What is your favorite food?
Dad, let's calm down for a second.
It's a practice.
Mom won't say it.
She won't say it.
No, it's just being filmed.
This is not a broadcast.
I came to Nara Park, the promised land.
My mom didn't want me to be her partner, so she was sulking.
But it's like you, dad.
Dad, come here.
Dad, I'm on my way to see you.
Dad is getting closer and closer to Mom now.
If you catch your breath a little, it'll get rough, Dad.
You sat down, you sat down, you sat down!
You sat down!
You can do it, Dad!
You can do it!
You can do it, Dad!
You can do it!
You can do it, Dad!
It's been a long time since I saw you two.
Yes.
I didn't know the children were so worried about you.
I'm sorry for all the trouble you've had to go through.
No.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Same here. Thank you.
I'll try to talk to you less from now on.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Thank you.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
I was happy. Thank you.
You were happy, but...
I was happy.
The reason why you couldn't talk to her was because you were shy.
No, I don't think so.
Did you know?
Five years have passed since then.
It's been a while since they visited the Katayama family.
Yes?
Oh, it's been a while. I'm Detective Takeyama of Detective Night Scoop.
Oh, yes. Just a moment, please.
Oh, it's been a while, Mom.
She moved.
It's been a while, Mom. It's been a while, Takeyama.
Hello.
You moved here every now and then, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
It's been a while.
You look happy again, Mom, with that nice smile.
I'm very happy with your presence. Thank you very much.
Do you live happily ever after with everyone?
Yes, I do. I'm very happy.
Is that so?
Yes.
It's been five years.
Yes.
Mom.
Yes.
What's your conversation with your dad like now?
I've gotten used to being the one talking.
- Oh, really? - In the first year or so,
I'd say a few things and when I got home,
I'd say, "Oh, you're right! Dad, you have to talk!"
For about a year or so...
When my father left in the morning,
he said something.
And my mother said it in one tempo,
Oh, you said you'd be back soon!
I went outside and said, "Have a good day!"
- The next day? - Yes, the next day.
Since then, I've seen him off every morning.
Are you going, Kikuno?
I'm looking forward to seeing him off every morning.
- Like a newlywed couple. - Really?
- I didn't know my father was like that. - Is he different?
My father's image has changed a lot.
I thought he'd be quiet and cool.
- He's back. - Oh, he's back.
Dad...
It's been a while.
- How have you been? - Welcome back!
You're smiling a little differently now, Dad!
You're a smiling father!
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
Oh, you talked!
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Yes, I'm Inoro. - Welcome, welcome. Thank you for coming.
- Yes, I'm just... - I couldn't talk to you because of that.
- Yes. - Thank you for your hard work.
What makes you happy the most when you talk with your mom?
This hope...
I hope it will come true.
What do you want to eat or do?
You used to have hope, but you couldn't talk about it, so it didn't come true.
As I said before, you love your mom, don't you?
It's a good thing, isn't it?
If you're a kid, you'd be happy if your parents were here, wouldn't you?
You were busy today, so it's okay.
It used to be warm, but now it's cold and tough.
Yesterday and today, it got a little brighter, so it's a little better.
- It was pretty warm, wasn't it? - Yes.
The car wiper is finally broken.
Dad, will you regret it? Will you order it?
- Will you order it? - Yes.
Please don't talk about it anymore.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad.
How was it, Director?
This program has brought you happiness.
- That's right. - I'm glad.
I think you were able to do it properly because your love for each other was so deep.
Dad, you were most relieved when you collapsed last year.
If you hadn't talked to your mother at that time...
You wouldn't have said anything.
You said it was painful, so your mother said it was painful.
If you hadn't said anything, it would have been terrible.
But thanks to your father's Knights Club, you were able to speak. Thank you very much.
Now, 30-year-long collective all-time best 10, Kira Sensei, how was it to be promoted?
I am proud to be on such a program again.
If possible, I would like to do my best for about 20 years.
Sensei is already over 100 years old, but is it okay?
It's okay.
Thank you very much.
This program is made possible by your requests for 30 years and in the future as well.
For those of you who have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
And for those of you who came to the studio to play, we will give you this sticker.
I hope you will have a good week ahead of you.
Thank you very much. Good-bye.
See you!