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1988, March 5th.
It all began here!
Good evening, it's time for "Detective Nightscope".
This show began today, and I am Detective Kamioka Ryutaro.
It is said that we live in an age of information.
In a complex and complicated society,
isn't the flow of information like a stream of water creating new mysteries?
In this show, Detective Nightscope, we put sharp eyes in such a modern society and thoroughly pursue various questions and mysteries.
Director Kamioka, Secretary Matsubara, and I began "Detective Nightscope".
I am looking forward to doing it.
With innovative cuts and various masterpieces of VTRs,
we grew into a show that represents Kansai.
In 2001, Toshiyuki Nishida became the new director of the company.
I am the new director, Toshiyuki Nishida.
The highest viewing rate is 32.2%!
It is ranked as one of the most popular variety shows in Japan.
And this year marks the 30th anniversary of "Night Scoop".
"Night Scoop" 30th Anniversary!
Ladies and gentlemen...
In commemoration of the 30th anniversary of "Night Scoop"...
"All Time Best Ten" has been announced!
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
I, Toshiyuki Nishida, director of "Detective Night Scoop"
will put a sharp twist on complicated modern society
and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
And our guest today is...
Ms. Mari Okabe, who we miss!
Hello.
It's been a while. I'm Mari Okabe, secretary.
According to requests from viewers of "Detective Night Scoop",
we will immediately send out excellent detectives to pursue the truth.
And today, in commemoration of our 30th anniversary,
we have Mr. Taro Kida, Mr. Noriyuki Makiara,
and Mr. Hiroshi Hayashin with us!
Today, I, Takeyama, will be your host.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Now, let's get started!
First of all, Mr. Nishida, please tell us about your 30th anniversary!
Yes, of course!
In commemoration of our 30th anniversary of "Detective Night Scoop",
"All Time Best Ten" has surpassed 5,000...
- It's 5,000! - 5,000!
In our requests for more than 5,000 titles,
we will announce the "best ten" titles chosen by fans of "Night Scoop" today!
- That's right! - That's right!
Now, in today's venue, Grand Cube Osaka,
we have a gathering of 2,500 fans of "Night Scoop" who have come in clean clothes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Thank you so much for today!
Thank you so much for coming!
And everyone, at the venue we have people who are former clients of ours with detective papers!
With detective papers!
This is weird!
Excuse me!
Over there!
Thank you so much!
There is someone you know!
Who?
Nonoyama-san!
Nonoyama-san?
Where is he?
Look! He has a lot of money!
How much money does he have?
Nonoyama-san?
Wow!
Can you give me your bank account number?
I won't!
Please don't sell it!
Now, let's move on to the "All-time Best Ten" of the past 30 years!
First of all, we will announce the 10th and 9th places!
Let me announce it!
The 10th place is...
Gaoh-san, who aired in August 2007!
Gaoh-san!
Next, the 9th place is...
In May 2012,
Family Who Are Worried About Their Depression
Now, the 10th and 9th places will be these two.
Director, what do you think?
No, just looking at the title makes me want to cry again.
He's about to cry and laugh.
He's about to laugh.
Now, let's move on to the 10th and 9th places!
Here you go!
These five mischievous children didn't listen to anyone at all.
The client was in a lot of trouble.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Are you stupid?!
Are you full now?
What?
Are you full now?
Omega!
Hey you, turn off the light instead of the security guard.
Omega!
Hey you, don't act like you're committing a crime.
Omega!
The police and detectives are too reckless.
Hey you, turn off the light instead of the security guard.
Omega!
Even after ten o'clock at night, the children have no sign of sleeping at all.
In order to silence the children, Nightscoop has created a terrifying monster.
Hey you, turn off the light instead of the security guard.
Are you going to release him?
I guess I have no choice but to release him.
Gaoh.
I've seen this kind of terror before.
That's because you're a pervert.
Are you a pervert?
A little.
At last!
Get out of here!
Come on!
Get out of here!
Come on!
Who's the one who doesn't want to go?
Come on!
Who's the one who doesn't want to go?
Can you see me now? Can you see me properly?
Can you see me now?
Go to bed. Go to bed.
Sanma, go to bed. Go to bed. Go to bed. Go to bed.
Are you my mother?
Mother.
It seems that you will go to bed when you hear what I say from now on.
When you can't say it again, please say goodbye to Gao.
Bye-bye.
I'm going home.
If you don't go to bed soon and listen to your parents' advice, Gao will leave you again.
Good-bye, Gao.
Good-bye.
Actually, a big fan of "Night Scoop" also voted for this VTR.
Oh, hello.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing in the middle of the night?
I'm trying to steal something from the dressing room.
Something didn't go in, did it?
Can't you steal something from the dressing room?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Inosuke Shikibori.
Inosuke Shikibori.
Don't add "Inosuke" here.
Mr. Takehi, you've been here twice as a regular visitor.
That's right. I've been here about 10 times when I was a regular visitor.
That's right.
And "Night Scoop" is...
It's been 30 years.
That's right.
It's hard to find a variety show like this.
Because it doesn't continue even if you force it.
Yes, yes.
"Night Scoop" as a whole, is there anything memorable about this VTR?
There are many, but...
That drunk father...
Yes, yes, yes.
He asked his drunk father to make him sleep alone.
His father just drank.
It has nothing to do with the unusual comedy.
It's a story that can happen anywhere.
But if you dig it up, it's ridiculous.
That father is ridiculous.
His father, who loves alcohol and is always drunk,
wants his daughter to take him to the bedroom on the second floor on her own.
I want to see that kind of cool thing.
How pure is it?
Oh, mom. Oh, dad.
It's dandy and romance gray.
It's started.
Wow, beer is coming out.
I see, it's bad until the beer comes out.
Is it early?
Can you take a picture of it?
There are all kinds of images that blow you away.
When I was an adult, it was quite powerful.
Can you stand up?
Dad, you don't need it?
Is it okay?
Is it dangerous?
Dad, get up properly!
Stand up and grab the wall.
Dad, look ahead!
Can you do it?
Do you do it every night?
Yes, I do it every night.
Go slowly.
I don't do it every night.
Good luck!
- Thank you. - Take it easy, dad.
The dad, who knew nothing, went home and told his feelings to his father.
Did you need anything at the night school club?
I don't have any bad feelings about drinking.
I just want you to stand up and go up yourself.
- That's what I think. - Okay.
- Don't say that. - That's what I think, too.
Okay.
I drink sake as much as I like.
But in the end, I always go alone.
- Takashi Kumada. - Okay!
Let's have a toast!
Okay, cheers!
Cheers! Let's have a toast!
Thank you for your hard work! I'll drink it up for now!
- You can drink it up. - Can I?
- You know... - I'm sorry.
You know how to drink!
But you're still drinking it up!
- I promised you, didn't I? - Yes.
- It's okay. - Yes.
- It's totally okay. - Yes.
Don't you admire girls?
Okay, it's done.
They talk with Detective Ishida and enjoy drinking together for two hours.
- My sister is coming home soon. - I see.
She'll be home around 11.
- Your sister? - Yes, my sister.
- She's at the top. - She's here!
Sacchan!
- It's hard for me to meet you. - It's hard for me too.
It's amazing how you can feed three children and a wife.
It's amazing.
- You've done amazing things. - Really?
- It's true. - Really?
I'm sure you'll have a lot of stories to tell there.
It's fun.
- It's fun. - Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Here we go.
One more time.
You just did it.
One more time.
One, two, three.
I see.
Dad.
If you drink more than this, you can't go back to the bedroom.
Okay, Dad.
What will you do?
Bedroom.
Shall we go?
After a long time, he can't wait to see his beloved eldest daughter.
So, he heads to the bedroom.
I made up my mind.
I made a promise.
I will come back.
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Kin?
I may come back.
I will come back.
I'm sorry.
Even though he's trying to come back, he can't.
Are you okay?
Come here, Dad.
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Dad?
You're in my way.
Okay, Dad.
Good night.
Are you sleepy?
I'm sleepy.
I'm sorry.
He's back.
First of all, Mr. Gaoh was supposed to come, but how was it to see him after a long time?
Those kids are cute.
They're cute.
When I saw those kids answering Mr. Gaoh with all their might, I don't know what it is, but I started crying.
And now, Mr. Takeshi, who is a father of many children, is also here.
Mr. Takeshi was very fond of that film.
I remember Mr. Takeshi's father's amazing way of putting air into it and all those detailed descriptions.
I thought it was interesting.
You're curious about it now, aren't you?
I'm curious.
You're curious about it, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Now, we're going to find out what Mr. Takeshi is like now.
What is Mr. Takeshi like now?
What's going on?
It's been six years.
Your mother looks like she's having a hard time, too.
How's your father doing?
He's the same as ever.
Dad!
How are you?
You haven't changed at all!
Actually, Night Scoop is celebrating its 30th anniversary.
Let's read it together.
Thank you very much.
You read it every day, don't you?
Well...
I guess you're home alone now.
Thank you for not causing any trouble for us.
How much do you want?
Please put it in forever.
Cheers!
Thank you!
How do you like it?
Secret Kishi.
The most interesting VTR of Beat Takeshi is your...
No way!
Um...
No way!
I'm serious!
No way!
I'm serious!
Takeshi of the world is good!
I'm sure you've seen it.
Really?
Really! Does it put pressure on you?
No, not at all.
If I drink it, it'll be like my casino.
You're getting good at this.
I'm a little bored.
I don't know...
...what happened in the beginning.
I don't know...
...what happened.
What do you mean you don't know?
I don't know...
You're a good man!
You're a good man.
You're naked!
What's the secret of a happy couple?
What your wife says.
I see.
You don't say anything.
Yes.
You apologize right away.
Yes!
You're a good man!
Why did you go up the stairs like that?
You're a good man!
You're like an Everest climber!
Are you okay?
You can do it!
You're good at walking!
You're good!
You're amazing!
You're good!
Walk slowly!
You idiot!
Are you okay?
You idiot!
Are you okay?
Thank you!
Are you okay?
Detectives' Night Scoop 30th Anniversary All-Time Best Ten
Now, let's go!
Yes, next is the 8th announcement!
Yes!
8th, "Yamato River Downhill Earlier Than Train"
Rather than commuting from home to work by train,
Yamato River should be downhill by boat
Yamato River Downhill Earlier Than Train
All people around here ...
Yamato River Downhill Earlier Than Train
commute from home to work by train
Yamato River Downhill Earlier Than Train
On the other hand, Yamato River is almost straight
This time, look at this!
Super Shotcut Red
Specialist of this boat, Mr. Otaki
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you too
This has an engine too, doesn't it?
Yes, it's an electric motor and it goes smoothly
I'll do my best wherever I go
Well, we don't have much time, so let's go!
Let's go!
Comfortable, comfortable
Right?
This is okay
There's no traffic light and it's only one kilometer
This is the best!
This is definitely fast!
That is ... No. 3 station
No. 3 station
No. 1 station
The first station of JR is long
Long?
It's already here!
Can you go like this?
However!
Oh, it's coming!
Oh!
That train!
It was overtaken!
The river is getting more and more intense!
It's sweet!
It's wet all the time.
There's water all over.
And the flow is getting more intense.
It's wet all the time.
I can't do it like this.
This is so annoying.
Oh, sorry!
It's only two minutes left.
I can't do it like this.
I'm sorry, but I have to go now.
See you in the afternoon.
I can't do it like this.
I really can't do it like this.
I can't do it like this.
Well, I think I can do it in a little more time.
You have a little more time.
Because you didn't call me.
Yes, I'm sorry.
And the hell continues.
I thought it was yesterday.
What did you say?
I said "autumn".
The goal is just around the corner.
It's out!
Good job!
I'm so happy!
We have one more hour!
5 p.m.
They finally land!
Thank you!
Yes!
We made it!
Yes!
We made it!
Sorry for being late!
Thank you for your hard work!
What?
It's 5:20 p.m. now.
I'm sorry.
It's out at around 12 p.m.
And this time, a special detective is the digital divaster!
Who is it?!
I'm so happy!
It was a tough request.
Mr. Makiara, how was it?
It was great!
It's dangerous to change.
That's right!
This tough VTR was remastered by a special detective.
He came with us, Detective Hiroshi Tamura.
Who?
The special detective who came with us is this person!
What is the special detective who remastered my famous work "Down the Yamato River" in 1996?
The special detective who will cooperate with me in this case is this person!
Please come in!
Yay! I did it!
I'm a special detective!
You're lying!
You're a jockey!
Thank you!
You're just an ordinary comedian!
I used to watch you when I was little and I didn't expect you to appear in this show, so I'm very happy for you!
I think this is one of the hardest jobs for a night school jockey!
First of all...
Why are you wearing a suit?
Isn't it obvious?
The client at the time was wearing a suit like this, wasn't he?
Yes, you're right.
Isn't it obvious?
The concept of the suit is...
So, the special detective who will cooperate with me in this case is...
Mr. Ozaki of Achilles who went with me at the time!
Thank you!
I'm Ozaki of Achilles!
Nice to meet you!
It was crazy at the time, so I'm really happy to receive this amount of money!
This time, the goal is to go to work at 9 o'clock, so I'd like you to power up a little more than last time, but is there any improvement?
For the time being, I also prepared an electric motor, but this time I prepared a real engine!
Oh, really?
I used to have about 0.5 horsepower, but today I have 5 horsepower!
Wow! Ten times!
This is okay! On the contrary, it's too fast!
Furthermore, this time, amazingly, the cameraman is also a cameraman of the time!
Oh! Thank you very much!
No, no, no!
Furthermore, the person who was AD at the time will be the director and be in charge of this time!
Are you serious!?
It's been 30 years!
30 years is really bad!
Alright! I'm totally motivated!
Thank you!
Hello? Is this Mr. Nakahata?
Yes.
I'm Detective Tamura of Detective Night Scoop.
Good morning.
I'm sorry for calling you so early in the morning.
It's real!
Can't you tell just by my voice?
Good morning! I'm Akiresu Nozaki. It's been a while.
Thank you for your time.
Likewise.
I'll do my best today.
I'm ready to go.
You shouldn't say that!
If you're leaving now, would you like me to go with you?
I'm on my way to the warehouse now.
Thank you for your time.
I'm sorry. That's what happened.
Thank you for your time.
Alright! I'm getting in!
Wow! It's really stable!
Alright! We're leaving at 7:45 a.m.!
I'm getting in!
Alright! He's getting in!
Alright! This is...
Can I get in here?
Yes, you can.
It's really comfortable. What should I do?
I think I can make it at 9 a.m.
I'll do my best!
It's looking good.
He said he can make it.
It's going really well! It's great!
But it's only been 15 minutes.
Oh it's coming! It's coming!
It's shallow!
It's getting shallow!
The rock is shallow.
It's already stuck.
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Hit the wall! Do something!
Do something!
Okay!
Maruyama kun! Do it properly!
It was still this shallow.
It's not this shallow.
It's gone a lot.
I can see it now. It's true.
It's not "se".
Where are you going?
I told you it's impossible.
Where are you going?
Please get off.
Get off and let me move for a bit.
Wait a minute.
Maruyama kun, you're wearing normal shoes.
Let's go.
We have to do this at any cost.
We have to make it in time.
It's cold!
Can we go now?
It's okay. It's wet.
It's like...
I just peed.
Oh my gosh!
At this rate we'll be...
Wow! There is a slide! A huge slide!
We're going to fall!
Oh no!
Carezent!
Oh no!
Surprise!
We're falling!
Our butt is falling!
The huge slide is happening!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Are you okay?
It's hot! It's hot!
For now, the camera!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Big accident! Big accident!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
This is what a diet does!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Get in! Get in!
Okay!
We don't have mics anymore!
One, two, three!
Okay!
Let's get in! Let's get in!
Get in!
Okay! Okay! Get in!
Okay! We got in!
We did it! We did it! We did it!
Okay!
We made it!
This is what happens in the end!
In the end, you can't get wet!
But let's make it in time!
That's right! That's right!
This goal is whether we'll make it at 9 o'clock or not!
This doesn't matter!
No, no, no!
Whoa!
It's scary! It's scary!
What is this?!
It's cold!
Let's go!
Get in!
Wait a minute!
Get in!
No way!
You look depressed.
Well, it's too cold in the shade.
I saw some light just now, but it's too cold.
So I thought I'd put up with it.
Look.
Whoa!
Look.
Whoa!
There's so much water in there!
All right!
It's almost 9 o'clock.
What?!
No way!
It's been one hour and fifteen minutes.
I'm sorry!
I didn't make it in time.
By the way, where are we now?
Where?
Here!
What?!
One-third of the way!
This is one hour and fifteen minutes.
That's impossible!
It's a lot faster than it was 22 years ago.
No, you can't make it in time.
There's no point in not making it in time.
No, you can't make it in time.
Whoa, I can't see ahead of me!
This is crazy!
Can we make it?
No, we can't!
What's wrong?
It's not there!
I don't want to turn around!
Whoa!
I'm turning around!
Oh no!
God! We... Guys, this is insane!
Well, we're sorry!
The way, where are we now?
One-third of the way!
"Excuse me!" "Yes!"
Oh, I want to get off the bus!
"What's this?" "I don't know."
Are you kidding me?
You worked so hard to go to work and now you're here!
That's why I was somewhere else.
That's why, Kobe.
It's tough.
What's this?
That's wonderful!
Thank you so much!
Detective Maruyama, you did a great job!
Thank you so much!
Now, let me introduce you again.
Kanjaniate's Detective Maruyama!
Detective Maruyama, you're an idol, so you don't have to do this.
Why do you want to be a detective again?
I've been watching you for a long time and I'm a big fan of you.
And I wanted to get rid of this part of me.
Maybe it depends on the season or if the situation changes, I thought I could do it.
But it was so cold and I was exhausted.
How was it, Detective Maruyama?
Oh, you shouldn't do it.
I recommend you not to do it.
It's not as cold as you think it is.
Detective Maruyama, did you catch a cold?
No, I'm fine.
But the next day, I got a muscle ache in a place I don't know.
After this, the biggest scale in the history of the show, that masterpiece is back!
What a fool!
Let's move on to "all-time best 10"
Next, we'll announce 7th and 6th place
7th place "super countermeasures" "fool-stupid distribution chart"
This survey started with this stupid request
Today, we're going to investigate "fool" and "stupid" border lines in Tokaido
Are there really fools in Tokaido?
Let's find out!
Who is it?
Who are you?
What do you call people like you in Tokyo?
In Tokyo?
Yes
I don't know
Grandma, I don't know. How old do you think I am?
What? Grandma?
Um... 22!
Fool!
Next, we'll investigate in Shizuoka
Are we supposed to say "fool" after this?
Like a fool, right?
I knew it!
Then we'll go to Nagoya
But something unexpected happens here!
What about "fool"?
"Fool"?
"Fool" doesn't make sense!
"Fool"?
"Fool" doesn't make sense!
From now on, they'll urgently look for "fool" and "stupid" border lines!
Don't you say "fool"?
No, I say "stupid"
According to the survey, in Gifu Prefecture, Sekigahara Town
"fool" and "stupid" border lines were found!
That house!
That house is the westernmost bridge of "fool"!
And this house!
This house is the easternmost bridge of "fool"!
Yes! "Fool"!
"Fool"!
Dad!
But as a result...
It's great! Thank you!
What about "stupid" and "fool" border lines?
You want me to say it again?
Where is it? Where is it?
After this broadcast, words meaning "fool" and "stupid" were brought in from viewers all over Japan!
And...
Japan! "Fool", "stupid", "stupid"! This time, we won't allow half-heartedness! We intend to increase the investigation force of the Detective Bureau!
From that day onward, the investigation at the Detective Bureau began.
Since the Education Committee of more than 3,200 cities and villages nationwide sent an email asking for an investigation,
Director Saikou Komon himself drove a pen!
And...
To verify the information sent in, detectives flew all over the country!
Ah! I can see it now!
On the sandy beach... "stupid"!
Oops! On top of that... "stupid" is swimming!
In Maisaga Town... "melted" has changed!
What kind of words are waiting for me in the next place?!
I did it! "Melted"!
Hey! Hey!
Ah! Everyone stood up and waved at me!
"Melted" waved at me! Thank you!
In this series, we will send you a series of calls for each boundary where Japanese people live in the northeast and southwest...
"Half-heartedness"!
After a year of research,
there are now more than 300 kinds of stupid languages in Japan.
But why do we have so many stupid languages?
To solve the mystery,
we visited Professor Munemasa Tokugawa,
the highest authority of the Japanese Language Society.
Well, looking at this,
I think it's probably the first time in Japan that a large-scale organizational survey was conducted using this mass media.
It's the first in Japan!
I'm very impressed.
Looking at this map,
Professor Tokugawa pointed out that each language is spread over the same abyss.
This shows that stupid languages, which were popular in the capital city,
gradually spread to surrounding cities.
In addition, based on this idea, a large flood of telegraph offices was carried out.
Around the 3rd century BC, Hore got stuck in Ryukyu and remained where he is now.
During the Muromachi period, Honjirashi became popular in Kyoto.
After that, Takurada became popular in Takuran and remained in Tohoku.
Next, Baka became popular in Tohoku and Kyushu.
Eventually, Tarazu became popular in Dara and Darasu and spread around Japan.
Next, Take became popular in Kyoto and spread to the east and west.
Next, Asobi Okeru's Houkei became popular in Nabeshima and became popular.
Next, Hito Okugen's Koke became popular.
Dabo also worked hard and remained in Niigata and Egime.
Toroi appeared in China, China and Japan.
Next, Utoi appeared in Nagano and Kiihan Island.
Eventually, Ankou became popular in Ankou and spread to Shima and Okayama.
Next, Nokutei became popular and remained in Hyogo and Fukui.
Eventually, Ayakari spread to Fukui and Kiihan Island.
Next, Hokkobokka became popular in Kagawa and Fukui.
And then, Onza became popular in Aizuhan.
Finally, Aho appeared in Kamigata and dominated Kansai area.
In this way, in a long period of time, popular words remain in Kyoto.
From Aho to Tawa's Baka, beautiful words remain in Kyoto.
I think it is very interesting.
I want you to keep watching it.
As a result of this project's valuable academic achievements,
it won numerous awards such as the Japan Public Broadcasting Association Award.
6th place is a postcard from Reitetou.
This is it.
The trigger was a postcard from my mother.
It was the last postcard my late father sent me before I was born.
It is a battle between two people, so it is time for both of us to do our best.
Did my late father know that I was born?
Does my father know that I was born?
I want to somehow read the handwriting.
The client says this is the main body.
I tried to enlarge it, but I don't know if it's the main body or not.
I can't see it.
He scans it on his computer, but...
This is it.
This part is also important.
This is the biggest one of all.
It's the biggest one.
So he goes to the Nara Cultural Properties Laboratory where they decode antiques.
May I?
Yes, of course.
This is...
It's old and the handwriting is bad.
But it's a pencil.
It's not a pencil.
Then...
You might be able to do it.
There's a way.
There's a technique of using infrared.
But it doesn't react much to parts other than the ink.
I see.
This is just a picture in color.
If you use infrared, it will look like this.
It's very clear.
What is this?
Is there such a way?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's very detailed.
Wow! What is this?
The reinforcements are here.
Reinforcements!
You all look like you're going to eat me.
This is the body scene.
This is the gun.
It might be too heavy.
I'll show you the whole thing.
I see.
If you look at it as a whole, you can see the habits of the characters.
I see.
I think you can make up the picture a little more.
I see.
I might be able to do it.
Will he be able to decipher it?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Are you done?
Yes.
Almost everything.
Almost everything?
I read it all.
You read it all?
Really?
So...
As I said earlier, it's about whether it's heavy or not.
First of all, I think it's heavy.
Is it heavy?
No, it's not.
The reason we can say it's heavy is hidden in the last four lines, which you didn't read.
I think it's a song that's close to self- destruction, but it's been read three times.
Wow, that's amazing.
But you still understood me.
Yes, I understood you.
Wow, that's amazing.
Thank you so much.
As you can see, there is almost nothing that can be understood.
I'm pretending because I didn't bring a cigarette and a cigarette lighter.
After all, you should have something you own.
Ever since you were in Osaka, you said you would go somewhere to work once you became successful, but I won't forgive you for that.
No matter what happens, I won't allow you to go to work.
Anyway, let's have a good time until the day we meet each other in good health.
When we get home again, let's have a good time like a newlywed couple.
Remember Omiya Shrine.
It can't be helped to remember the movie on the evening.
But now that we're separated, there's no choice but to go home.
I've said it many times, but I'll only ban your selfish behavior.
Finally, I'll call you.
All I can say to you is in my heart.
Thank you.
I ask you and my parents and siblings to have a meal with me, pregnant wife with a shining heart.
Your voice shouts "bangzai" in the station hall.
It swells in my heart and it doesn't disappear last night and it doesn't need to transform.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I feel like I'm refreshed and I'm really grateful.
My dad is crying.
I really can't understand.
I've seen it about 20 times.
I cry every time.
I can't understand.
In "Night Scoop", there is also "Ahobaka Bumppuz".
It is a very clever content, but "Night Scoop" is not just a stupid program.
There is also the so-called "raritetom".
Like "Ahobaka Bumppuz".
It has a great contribution to society.
Because it is a document of Japanese history.
It seems like it cost a lot of money to shoot.
No! No! No!
How much does it cost?
I'll eat you.
Let's move on.
Next is the announcement of 5th place.
5th place "Zombie o Matsu San Kyodai"
The three brothers love horror movies and are prepared for battle so that zombies can be defeated at any time.
Here is their strategy.
What's this? Tabasco? What's this?
I don't drink zombies. I like blood.
I like blood, so I mix it with water.
Huh? It's kind of orange.
Don't you think it's blood?
But it's stupid.
Zombies are stupid?
What's this? What's this sponge?
It's wet.
Wet sponge?
Why?
Because it's gross.
It's wet like this.
It's gross. It's gross.
It's gross.
It's gross, isn't it?
You're angry.
What should we do?
When zombies come, we hit them in the face.
Yes.
At the end of the movie, the students bring it and start spinning it around and end up chasing it.
First of all, it starts from the front door.
In order for the zombies to come and eat us, we...
What's this? What's this?
An egg falls from above.
We make our bodies wet and make the zombies roll.
At the end of the movie, our faces are covered in powder.
What's this?
This is...
Zombies come over here and bite me.
I'm in this mouth.
I'm in this mouth and I'm hiding like this.
For now, it looks like the zombies are going to do something big.
Can you defeat the zombies?
Yes!
Can you win?
Yes!
This way! This way!
Can you do it?
This way!
What's this?
Huh?
They're here.
Everyone, let's go check it out.
What's going on? What's going on?
Zombies are coming!
Bring a letter or something.
A letter is coming! A letter is coming!
What does it say? What does it say?
The station will be closed soon.
I'm so excited!
I'm so excited! Are you okay, sis?
I'll do my best!
Tonight!
Oh, you're here!
As expected of a man!
Oh, you're cool, sis!
It's three against one!
That's right! It's three against one!
Wow!
A man's voice!
Wow!
Ah!
I spilled it!
It can't be helped! It can't be helped!
It can't be helped!
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
It's coming! It's coming!
Do your best! Do your best!
It's coming! It's coming!
Oh, it's caught! It's caught! It's caught!
It's caught! It's caught!
It's caught! It's caught! It's caught! It's caught!
Ahhhh! I caught it! I caught it! I caught it! It's cold! It's cold! It's cold! It's cold!
Blood! Blood! It's going to kill me!
Hurry up and run away! This way!
Who are you? Who are you?
Who are you?
Die! Come on! Come on! Hurry up! Come on!
What do you want? What do you want?
Come here, everyone! Please!
Is it okay? Is it okay?
Who are you? Who are you? What are you doing?
Everyone, open the door!
What do you want? What do you want?
Come on! Come on!
If you don't work together, you will be killed!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Everyone, you can do it! Everyone, you can do it!
Alright!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I got it! I got it right on time!
I will eat you!
[Laughter]
Surround up. Yes! As expected of boys!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Show off. Show off.
Thank you, mama.
Take it. Take it. Take it.
No, I'll take it myself.
It won't happen again.
I punched him and beat him up.
You beat him up?
I did it.
You did it?
I did it.
How was it? What did you say?
Everyone did their best.
I said we should work together and do our best.
But you beat him up.
Who did their best?
Everyone did their best.
Sad.
They visited three brothers who fought against zombies for the first time in ten years.
It's been ten years.
Hello.
Are you Rinko?
I'm Rinko.
Are you twins?
You're wearing makeup, Rinko.
Were you eight years old? Were you eighteen?
I was eighteen.
Were you in college?
I was in college in spring.
You were five years old in spring.
I was in first year of high school in spring.
First year of high school?
What's that on your ear?
What do you think it is?
What's that?
What did you do your best?
I did sports in high school.
I can't appear on TV because of club activities.
It's a picture of me in middle school.
You haven't changed.
You look like you're broke.
You used to sign your name "zombie" before.
What?
I was asked to sign my name.
Have you ever signed your name "zombie"?
That's weird.
You should kill zombies.
Of course you're a zombie at this age.
You're not afraid of zombies, are you?
You're fine, aren't you?
What's going on?
Someone's running away!
Look behind you!
Oh my god!
They were fine even after 10 years.
I don't know what to say.
I don't think they'll let me hug them like that.
Huh? Do you know them?
The zombies from back then.
No, I don't think they'll let me hug them like that.
It's been a while, so let me hug you.
That's gross!
No, I don't think they'll let me hug you like that.
You were in pain back then, weren't you?
You were in pain too, weren't you?
I'm sorry for being rough back then.
You scared me!
Huh? What's going on?
I'm sorry for being rough back then.
You guys...
You guys are good at reacting.
Even though you've done it so many times.
The kids are all grown up now.
How was it for you, Maruyama-kun?
It was a great interview for "Hero".
When I was doing it, I was desperate.
But when it was over, I was scared!
But you were the most determined.
Even when you fought, you were fighting desperately.
The actor's feelings...
At first, when I threw the machine gun, it went into my elbow.
I thought it was over.
Your elbow?
I thought my elbow was over.
But after that, I worked hard all my life.
The stage version of the movie "Thief Actor", which I starred in last year, will be screened.
The co-star is Mr. Noriyuki Higashiyama, who is with me for the first time.
I play the role of a thief and sneak into Mr. Higashiyama's house, where he plays the role of a painter.
But there, I meet various people.
In order to hide my identity, I become another person.
And in "Thief Actor", various things happen.
Please look forward to it!
Now, let's move on to "all-time best 10".
Yes. The next is the fourth place announcement.
The fourth place is "I want to marry a mannequin".
A woman who has fallen in love with a mannequin of a certain shop.
Chika Nagasaki, 25 years old.
What is that? Who is that?
I'm scared of this room!
Do you have children?
No, I don't.
I didn't know about this land cell.
I went there when I was in college.
Do you wear clothes like this when you go to college?
It's not cosplay, but I have a strong desire for transformation.
I'm scared of this room!
I met him five years ago and I fell in love with him.
You mean he is a boy, right?
Yes, but he is not human.
He is a mannequin.
What?
He is a mannequin.
A mannequin?
I want to marry a mannequin.
But I can't ask you to do this for me.
Can you do me a favor?
What will you do with the mannequin?
I want to give it to a church.
Will you take the mannequin and give it to a church?
Yes.
Will I cry?
Yes.
I don't like it!
What should we do?
What kind of mannequin is it?
I have a picture of it.
It's so cool!
Let's go to the manufacturer where they met.
The mannequin worked too much, so we returned it to the mannequin factory.
It was right there.
This stick was right there.
It was standing like this, ma'am?
Yes, but it was taller.
I asked the ma'am and she said it was at a mannequin factory.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Mr. Hasegawa.
Could you look for it for me?
I don't know where it is.
You!
I'm sorry, but...
It's so...
Hey!
Do you know what you're doing? It's the same face!
No, it's not.
- It's not? - No.
- It's her. - What?
- It's her.
No way!
No way! You're kidding me!
It's her!
I'm scared! I'm scared of her!
- No, it can't be... - I felt something.
I heard it's here.
- No way! - It's true. - You're scary.
Wait a minute. I'll look for it.
- I asked her. - Asked what?
It's written "Oishi Shuzo" on her sole.
No!
I'm so happy! Thank you so much!
Maybe I should look for one, too.
Will you promise me that you will love me forever?
Yes, I will.
Then I will exchange the rings.
I want to wear it properly tomorrow, too.
Well then, I promise you a kiss.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
There is a secret in our love that is too young for us to tell each other.
We can't keep up with each other in this life we're living now.
And so, we were bound together.
Ah, Kanpei-desuke.
It's been a while.
It's been a while!
Kanpei-chan, you haven't changed at all, have you?
As usual...
This room has changed!
Really? Don't you think it's gotten better?
I don't know if it's gotten better or not, but...
What's with that thing again?
Which one?
This one.
It's a three-stage activation device.
This is cool, isn't it?
It's scary!
But you're married.
Yes.
And you have a child?
Yes, I do. Just one.
Just one?
Yes.
You're still doing formal things?
Yes, that's right.
You still work at Oishi Shizuo?
What? Are you doing well?
I'm doing well!
Do you want to meet me?
I do! I do! I do! I do! I do! I do!
You're good!
I do! I do! I do! I do! I do!
Do you want to meet me?
I do!
I do! I do! I do! I do! I do!
You're funny!
Please!
You're funny!
Please!
Hello...
Hello!
Your name...
Houmaru.
Yes, Houmaru.
You're handsome and you're still young.
What should I do?
I'm so happy!
I met you!
You are a man!
You are beautiful!
You haven't changed at all!
You are a good man!
What should I do?
It's been 21 years since I met you.
Well...
As you like.
I love you.
This is a sad song for now.
I don't want to hear it.
Thank you.
You are amazing.
Well, Mr. Makeara...
What do you think of this mannequin?
Well...
I don't think so.
Some people like mannequins only.
This mannequin is a better one.
I feel like I can kiss you again.
It's been a while since you kissed your ex- husband.
Let's get started.
Goodbye for now.
Help me!