AISubs v3.5
Take everything off around the bed, take everything off around the bed, unravel the secret room that's only for the weekends, unravel the secret room that's only for the weekends, keep dancing your cheeks, keep dancing your cheeks.
Kissing is the only time I can get carried away.
Deeply in my dreams as always
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the songwriter of this song.
And...
Today's secretary is...
Honda Miyu-chan!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I'm Honda Miyu, an apprentice secretary.
According to the request of the TV viewers of our detective agency,
we will immediately send out excellent detectives to pursue the truth!
I can't wait!
Please come every week!
I'm about to cry.
Shall we play?
And today's assistant secretary is...
Kitataro, the best assistant secretary!
Thank you very much!
You're the youngest viewer for this show.
I'm a teenager.
And you're the oldest assistant secretary.
You're 74 years old.
Miyu-chan, do you often watch this show?
I watch it a lot!
I can't believe I'm here!
I'm so happy for you!
Thank you!
Let's go for a drink!
Let's start with the first request.
The first request is from Mizuki Houtani, 25 years old, who lives in Suginami Ward, Tokyo.
Good evening, detectives!
Good evening!
I love pork kakuni!
I love the taste of pork fat!
So I have a request for you, detectives!
I'd like to eat the kakuni that was frozen five years ago.
It looks white, so I don't know if I can eat it.
But I really, really want to eat it!
Actually, that kakuni was made by my mother, and it tastes like my mother's kakuni.
Would you let me eat the kakuni that was frozen five years ago?
Thank you in advance!
At first, I thought she was laughing.
But it looks like she's wearing a handkerchief.
Maybe she is.
But the frozen kakuni is from five years ago!
It's been five years.
Normally, I would throw it away, but I really want to eat it!
I'm sure you have a lot of thoughts about it.
But can you eat the kakuni that was five years ago?
Is there a kakuni that was frozen five years ago?
That's impossible!
No!
Five years ago!
I was wondering if it would make me hungry.
I wanted to eat it.
But it's been five years since I said I'd throw it away.
It's been five years.
You didn't have the courage to eat it with your own strength without a night scoop, did you?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I'm afraid of being alone, so I'm waiting for someone to take me away.
No, no, no!
Can I see it for the time being?
Yes.
The kakuni that was five years ago.
Yes.
There you go.
Oh, it's a tappa pattern!
Tappa pattern!
There's a tappa in it!
No, no, no, it's ice!
It's inside the tappa!
It's like a crystal!
What is this ice?!
Wow, isn't it beautiful?!
Isn't it going to sell?!
Is it silk? So it's silk!
I see!
It's not silky. It's dry.
In the request, it says "made by my mom."
It says "made by my mom."
When did it disappear? 5 years ago?
Yes, when I was 20 years old.
I had dark circles and blood and suddenly...
And it disappeared all of a sudden?
And on the day it fell,
my dinner was confirmed.
What?!
I see.
So you didn't eat it that day?
I was sad.
Your last meal?
Before I went to college that morning...
My mom was working that day.
I said "I'm sorry."
What do you want for breakfast?
What do you want for dinner?
I really liked confirmation.
I liked my mom's confirmation.
I told her I liked confirmation.
I said "I'm going."
But when I came back,
I was probably a little dizzy.
I called an ambulance as soon as I got there.
I stayed in the hospital until the next morning.
I didn't eat or anything like that.
I have an older sister.
She passed away suddenly and died.
My dad went to America.
I was really alone.
You were alone?!
I came back once in the morning.
Just seeing a pot made me sad.
My dad came back the next day.
Your dad came back from America?
Yes, to Tappa.
He made it for me.
I couldn't eat it for a while.
I see.
I was sad.
The reason you want to eat it now is that you can calm down a little bit in your mind.
Yes.
I think I can digest it little by little in my mind.
You should eat it.
I want to eat it.
Right?
I want you to eat it.
If you eat it, it may be dangerous for you.
Right?
If you eat it, your mom won't be happy.
I think you should find out whether it is edible or not.
Yes.
For now.
I'm sorry, but I can't go to work today.
Can you let me go to work?
No.
You can't.
You should check with your mom.
What time do you finish work?
Seven o'clock.
I'll check it until seven o'clock.
I'm free today.
Really?
I'm free today.
Really?
She does various researches about food.
She came to Tokyo Agricultural University.
Excuse me, professor.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
I'd like you to look at this.
What is it?
This is it.
This is a pig confirmation, but it was frozen in the home refrigerator for five years.
Is that so? It's very long.
I wonder if it can be eaten.
Considering that it was five years, I think it's quite difficult.
Another thing I'm a little concerned about is how it was stored after it was made.
The problem is whether or not food toxins come in from outside.
First of all, it is a microscope to see if there are microorganisms in it.
If there are microorganisms in it, there is a possibility that food toxins may be in it.
There are a few, but there are.
If there is gold in it, there is a possibility that the gold is food toxin.
However, if you do a little more experiment, you can determine whether it is food toxin or not.
Thank you very much.
Oh, Mizuki-chan.
Welcome back.
I'm sorry I made you wait. I'm done with my work.
Are you going to work or not?
I'm going to work.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Takeyama, and I work for the fleet.
Good evening.
Mizuki, you know what I'm saying, right?
I know.
I'm sorry, I heard you.
I said it after you helped me out.
I asked her many times if I could throw it away.
Your daughter?
Yes, she was already against it.
I went to Tokyo Agricultural University.
I did a little research about whether I could eat it or not.
I'm on the phone now.
So I'm going to ask you for your answer and see if I can do it or not.
I'm nervous.
Yes, it's me.
First of all, how is the result?
If you think about it from the result, whether you can eat it or not, you can eat it for the time being.
You can eat it for the time being.
However, the risk of resetting is not zero, so if you heat it firmly at 200 degrees or more and eat a little on it, I think the risk can be reduced considerably.
If you heat it for a little longer, your stomach may hurt a little.
Thank you very much.
I'll eat it.
Is it okay?
At worst, your stomach may hurt a little.
It's okay.
What will you do?
I'll eat it.
Is it okay?
As a disclaimer.
I didn't know what would happen, but I thought this might happen, so I'd like to eat it deliciously.
I'll call someone who has it.
Please.
Yes, Sensei.
Good evening, Sensei.
Good evening.
Good evening, Sensei.
As usual, you suddenly came all the way to Tokyo without telling me.
I really needed your help.
You're ignoring me, aren't you?
No, I'm not ignoring you.
Sensei, this is frozen kakuni.
It was frozen five years ago.
I want to eat it.
You're stupid!
I can eat a little bit of it.
I want you to make it edible.
You made it from scratch, didn't you?
No, no, no.
It's not edible from scratch.
Why not?
What kind of kakuni is it?
It's the last meal my mother made about five years ago.
What?
What will you do?
If you ask me, I don't know if I'll do it.
Right?
I want to eat it as it is as much as possible.
That's right. It's your mother's taste.
I can't even put my hand in it.
First of all, the meat is dry.
I don't know if this dryness is worth it or not.
I still know if there's broth in it or not, but I don't think so.
And the smell is a little...
The smell of the freezer?
That's right.
Aren't you confident?
No, it's not like that.
It's impossible for you, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
If you say it's impossible, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Remove the lump with a hot wire.
It came off.
Let it fall apart for a while.
I see.
If it rains too much, it will dry up.
I was thinking of heating it up and eating it.
If you eat it, you'll heat it up.
I was thinking of heating it up and eating it.
Even if you put it in the microwave as it is, it will warm up.
There is also a problem of miscellaneous matter.
It's too dry to cook in the microwave.
Even if you heat it up, it wasn't delicious.
The juice came out.
I separated the meat and juice.
I'll boil the juice and use it.
But that's all there is to juice now.
If you add flavor to this, you can use it.
But I can't do that.
If you want to heat it up to 100 degrees or more, you can use this pressure cooker.
If you move it, it will fall apart.
I'll heat it up again.
It seems to be packed one by one so that the shape of the meat does not collapse.
If you do it this way, it's hard to collapse.
Without a teacher, I can't do this.
The teacher is amazing.
It's not over yet.
There is a little smell of meat.
It smells like meat.
I think you should get rid of the smell.
I'm not going to change the taste.
The ginger skin is stronger, so it doesn't taste spicy.
I'll get rid of the smell.
Then it won't change your mother's taste.
This doesn't change the taste.
Even if you leave it like this, you can't get it.
I want to boil it with soup.
Do you put soup on it?
I'll put it in.
I'm looking forward to it. I want to eat it soon.
Ouch!
What happened?
Teacher, is it done?
How is it?
Wow, it's amazing!
It's jiggly.
It's amazing.
It hasn't collapsed.
It's completely revived.
This is what your mother was making.
The smell is still the same.
Really.
Was it this smell?
Yes, this smell.
That's right.
I'm going to make it as dry as possible and put it back.
Right?
Wow!
Your mother is watching you now, isn't she?
Oh, it's revived.
Let's eat while thinking about your mother.
My hands are shaking a little.
Then I'll eat it.
Please eat it.
delicious.
delicious?
Is it your mother's taste?
As it is...
I don't feel like I've left it for five years.
Really.
I'm glad, teacher.
I'm glad.
It's the same.
Thank you for the delicious presentation.
delicious?
I'm going to do my best again tomorrow.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
But your father wants you to throw it away.
I want you to throw it away.
I'm sorry.
Teacher Hayashi revived it.
That's amazing.
Your father and Miyuki are like your mother now.
Yes.
I can't eat it and freeze it.
That's it.
But Miyuki had a crystal-like thing in the beginning.
That's beautiful.
I want to keep it carefully next time.
It's been in the freezer all the time.
I want you to keep it.
All right, let's move on to the next request!
All right! The next request is from Ms. Ikuo Yamanishi, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and is 38 years old.
I have a 5-year-old son who showed me how to play a punching machine at a game center about a year ago, and I really liked it.
Since then, I've been taking my son out to play punching machines like every week,
but the final stage is incredibly difficult and you can't clear it.
Seeing me unable to clear it, my son is about to cry.
In the end, I want you to clear the punching machine with your Christmas card!
I want to see my son's happy face!
Please give me some strength!
This is another cute request, isn't it?
Yes, this request is from Detective Hashimoto.
Ah, I see.
He's not feeling well today, so I'll read it for you.
Thank you.
Do you know about the punching machine itself?
Punching...
Yes, it's a game center where you come out and punch, and you get points.
There are five stages in STEM, and the last stage is incredibly difficult.
Did you clear it for your son? Let's watch the video!
Yes!
This son...
Yes?
What's your son's name?
It's Wright.
Wright wants to see his dad clear the punching machine, right?
Yes!
Wow!
Embarrassing, isn't it?
It's a request I made in kindergarten.
You usually want something as a gift, don't you?
I want to be a punching hero all day.
I asked him what it was about.
Is it what you want to do?
No, it's not like that.
I want to see my dad clear the punching machine.
I see.
"Why do you like it so much?" I thought.
The characters are a little out of place.
My child's heart is calm.
Does it feel like a game setting?
What do you say when you first come out?
Give me money, give me money.
"Give me money, give me money." First stage.
You're being forced, aren't you?
At first, a riot comes out.
I said that line and I was thrilled.
There's a possibility of coercion from your son at first.
Give me money, give me money.
I'm a little bossy, so I work out.
Did you work out for the punching machine?
Yes, I go to the gym.
What do you do in the gym?
I do weight training like this.
Did you gain muscle?
A little.
It's amazing. It's thick.
Did you train and get fat?
I have a base.
What did you do?
I did kickboxing.
Did you do kickboxing?
Because I'm a little confident in raw words.
Is that impossible?
I don't know what to do at the last stage.
This is it.
This is where you breathe.
This is where the most numbers come out.
Dago and Grand Balsas, right?
Yes.
Is this it?
Yes, it is.
I see. Sonic Blast Heroes Dash, right?
Let's try it first.
Yes.
I'm really excited.
You have to watch us.
I'm really excited.
I really like this game.
I want to see you clear it.
This is it! This is it! When he hits you with his body...
It's like that, right?
Ready!
Is it okay for me to hit you?
Ah! Go!
Okay!
I'm happy that you're doing it.
This is the song! I want you to play it!
I'm excited, Knight-kun!
Take this!
Don't fight me.
Is it okay for me to hit you?
Ah! It came out!
Please, Knight-kun, dance with this sincerity.
Ready!
Go!
It came out a lot!
It exceeded 200!
Take it!
Go!
Okay!
Last one!
This will win!
It came out!
It's a meteor at the end!
What do you think?
It's the best in the past!
"I'm looking forward to it." "How many points do you think you can clear?" "Two hundred and seventy." "How many points do you think you can get the best?" "Two hundred and thirty-three that came out now." "You're in a good mood today, aren't you?" "Yes, I am." "You're the type of person who's strong when the camera is turning." "Thank you very much." "I was able to sense the power of the situation, but it's only from here that you've asked for it." "Please." "Look at it. Where do you make it?"
"Taito." "Taito-san, right?" "You can call me an adult." "Taito-san, please!" "Here it is." "It's big!" "Nice to meet you." "My name is Taito's Nuno." "Nuno- san!" "Yes, I'm in charge of the development of this game." "Here it is!" "It's no exaggeration to say that you know everything about it, right?" "That's right, yes." "But if you know how to do it, you'll be able to do it." "Actually, this game doesn't look at the pressure of punches or anything like that."
"Yes." "For example, from here to here, you can measure the time it takes for it to fall." "So you're measuring the speed of the punch rather than the force of the moment it hits you?" "Yes." "So in theory, a punch that follows this falling trajectory is better." "Not like this, but a little like this." "You've done it, haven't you?" "Of course I want you to have information like that."
"Does it matter if it's heavy or not?" "Yes, I think it's easier for people who are muscular and heavy to do it."
Actually, even in the company, no one has cleared it.
As a person who made the video, how do you feel?
Yes, that's right. My name is going to be in it, but I'm very sorry about that.
Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
I'm sorry, there isn't.
I hope you have a lot more to tell us.
I hope so, too.
This time, I'm going to get a message from my wife.
I'd like you to change that message for me.
Please be patient.
Here we go!
Hello, detective.
I'm the client's wife, Wei.
How's work?
Work? No housework at all?
Take a bath? Clean up? Sometimes?
Stupid!
Let's go.
No matter how many games you buy for tens of thousands of yen,
I have nothing.
I couldn't go back to China this year, either.
Let me go back every year!
This stinginess!
Stupid! Stinginess!
I thought I could change my left leg into power.
He absorbed my energy.
I was a little confused.
This is not my wife's true intention.
In order to pull out the other party's power,
she deliberately said some bad things about me.
The next one I'm going to show you is my true intention.
Are you working hard?
You always take care of me and play with me,
so I'm grateful for you.
Thank you.
Do your best!
Should I shoot normally?
It's a little tough.
It hurts, but I like it.
You don't have to do it anymore.
You don't have to punch anymore.
You don't have to punch anymore!
Am I stupid?
Why?
Am I stupid?
I've never seen this pattern before!
What's going on?
What do you want me to do in this case?
If you clear it, you'll be happy.
That's right.
Can you give me one more chance?
But you'll lose.
I'll win next time.
Dad, can I punch you one more time?
That's great!
You can do it again!
Even if you do it properly, it'll do damage.
That's right.
It doesn't do any damage.
I think there are hidden techniques.
And it's a game, too.
Mr. Taito!
Please!
Actually, you can change the internal setting.
It was set to 270.
For example, you can lower it to 200.
It's not fair.
I see.
Do you want to do it or not?
I'll do it.
It's fast.
Anyway, I want you to clear it.
Mr. Taito.
Then you will be happy.
I see.
Please.
Thank you.
Ready?
Here it comes! The last shot!
[Music and sound effects from the movie "Kaikou Satsuji no O" playing in the background]
Woah!
I did it!
I succeeded in destroying the meteorite.
I've never seen that before!
For love and justice, I will show you my punch with all my might!
Dad! Dad!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Dad, you did it!
I did it!
I'm glad!
You did it!
That was so close!
Dad, do you have anything to say?
Dad!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
That's not it!
Emotions are one!
I see.
That's cute.
Well...
Somehow...
It didn't work out, but you cleared it.
You defeated the meteorite on the last stage.
It was stronger than your dad's stone.
Since it was only a meteorite...
I tried to say something good like Hashimoto, but...
Well, I guess that's how it is.
I'm glad you did it.
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Let's move on to our last guest for today!
Our last guest is Ryoko Waki, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture.
She's 66 years old.
Thank you!
Mr. Nishida, and everyone at "Detective Night Scoop"!
Hello!
I'm a 66-year-old woman who lives in a hard country in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Okay!
I love "Detective Night Scoop" and I always watch it!
Thank you!
But my last five-second gag plan...
I don't know what a gag plan is. I think I've had this request before, but Mr. Tamura, can you explain it to me as well?
I'm waiting for you as a friend! Thank you in advance! That's what it is!
I see.
Hey, detectives at the station, you've been bothering me for three years since you're not here.
You're making a lot of trouble.
The last five-second gag plan of this show has been going on for 25 years.
It's a corner of tradition that's been going on for 25 years.
I'm waiting for you as a friend, so I'm going to explain it to you. Please take a look.
I've come all the way here to explain the five- second gag plan.
Thank you all for bothering me!
Oh, hello!
Hello! Welcome!
You are...
I'm Bokchin!
Bokchin?
Yes!
Oh, you're that kind of character!
That's right!
She's a friend of mine.
Oh, you're with her today, too!
That's right!
You love "Detective Night Scoop", but you don't know what a five-second gag plan is.
I don't know what it is.
You don't know what it is.
Have you seen it before?
No, I haven't.
It's a radio cartoon.
Wait a minute!
You haven't seen "Detective Night Scoop" before?
No.
A five-second gag plan is a five-second gag that you can watch with patience because the main episode of "Detective Night Scoop" is very interesting.
And you're making me watch it from the last five seconds!
Are you okay with that?
I'm okay!
Are you starting to hate it?
I'm patient!
You're patient!
Now, we're going to watch "Detective Night Scoop" every week from January 27 of last year.
Look at this! This is the law of "attraction"!
Oh, it's hot and tough.
I feel sorry for Mr. Nakata.
What's this?
It's better than before.
He's wearing a bra.
He's wearing a bra and underwear.
I didn't know.
It's a good match.
Right? A bra and blue underwear.
It's spreading in an unexpected place.
I know this person.
You shouldn't say it.
Mr. Nakata, you don't know what I said, do you?
Please forgive me.
I said it. I'm sorry.
It's spreading in an unexpected place.
You used it wrong!
2017
You used it wrong! It's not funny at all!
It's not funny at all!
You used it wrong!
You can't look this way only by yourself!
I'm looking the other way with a telescope!
I should look this way only!
You shouldn't look this way only!
I can't see him at all.
Everyone, this is where I was standing until now.
With a face like that...
Well, so...
He was standing here earlier, right?
And it's a joke where you introduce it, right?
Ah, you introduce yourself?
That's right, that's right!
You introduce the place you were standing at!
You don't know, right?
If you don't know, it's not funny, right?
Right?
Even if you know, it's not funny.
Therefore, this is not funny.
Hahaha!
Be careful!
Hahaha!
I've seen this kind of person before!
Yes!
This is not fair!
What can I say about myself?
Um...
I'm showing my ugly side to the fullest!
Hahaha!
He's not here!
Hahaha!
Burn!
The person in charge of the warehouse!
Hahaha!
Burn!
Do you want to eat the warehouse?
Hahaha!
Well, well...
That's another interesting thing, right?
There's no such person like that.
Also, can you show me this again?
Yes!
He's not here!
Burn!
The person in charge of the warehouse!
Ah!
Ah, he's...
He's...
He's trying to say something, or rather, he's saying something, right?
Ah...
She's out of her mind.
That's like you, Kanpei-chan.
That's like you, Kanpei-chan!
I'll remember it. I'll do it, too.
You'll do it?
Yeah, I'll do it.
You'll do it?
K.G.-chan!
A little while after Kanpei-chan did it, I looked like a pakota.
Did you copy me?
No, I didn't copy you!
No matter what you do, you'll think like me, right?
You'll think like me, right?
This is a little bad!
A rice ball monster!
What's inside?
Your Excellency!
I know what it is.
Is it easy to understand?
Yes, it is.
You look like you did it!
What is it?
You're making me nervous!
Ishida-san's bad side is still showing.
One last time, please pay attention to what he's about to say at the end.
What is it?
You're making me nervous!
You've done it a few times, haven't you?
I've done it a few times, haven't I?
Actually...
What's up with you?
The customers didn't laugh much.
What's up with you?
They say that.
But it's not the first time.
Once, Ishida-san slipped a lot.
After slipping, she was in a hurry.
She turned her back to the customers.
What's up with you?
The customers laughed a lot.
Are you ready?
Are you ready for me?
What's up with you?
You made it up, didn't you?
No one will decide it for you.
You made it up, didn't you?
What's up with you?
You made it up, didn't you?
What's up with you?
Black cotton swab.
Do you use it until you turn around?
It ends here.
You don't even try to use it in 5 seconds.
It's a big problem.
It's a basic rule.
You use it in 5 seconds.
What's up with you?
Hey!
Eye!
You're strong.
You have a good sense of humor.
You're laughing.
You're laughing a lot.
What's up with you?
I'm from the same family as Amuro.
You're laughing a lot.
Merry Christmas! I'll cut the cake.
What did it say?
It didn't say anything at all.
There were a lot of detectives.
This guy.
But it's hard. There are a lot of things.
We don't do it randomly.
We do it with the feeling of receiving something.
"Nagassa," "Detective Night Scoop," we've never seen the main episode.
We've seen it all.
How do you feel now?
It was fun.
Was it fun?
Yes.
Were you satisfied?
Yes.
I'll say it.
What's wrong?
I want you to show me in person.
What?
I want you to show me in person.
Are you making me say it?
No, I'm not.
Kodofu.
Yasukibushi.
Zanchiccha.
In the past, "pants" and "brothers" were like "zanchiccha" in those days.
From now on, we will do our best for five seconds. Thank you for your cooperation.
Did you have fun today?
I had a lot of fun.
How about you, Komu?
The work is beautiful.
I couldn't get enough of it.
This program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
And for those of you who came to our studio, we will give you a special clear file.
What a great start! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
See you next week!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!