AISubs v3.5
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss you harder than usual
- Thank you for your hard work last year and this year. - Let's do our best this year, too!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
Now, let's start with the first request for today!
Yes, the first request is from Ranko Masumoto, a 32-year-old public official who lives in Nara Prefecture.
- Good evening, detectives! - Good evening!
- I have a nine-month-old baby girl. - Yes.
- I'm doing well every day, but I have one problem. - Yes.
It happened at the baby swim I started the other day.
On the pool day, my husband was off, so I asked my husband to take me there.
I love water and I love my husband, so I thought I'd have fun in the pool, but there was a problem.
When my husband wore the swim cap, my daughter cried.
The pool day ended with crying for an hour.
When I try it on, I don't cry.
It seems that the combination of my husband's face and the swim cap is bad.
I hope my daughter can enjoy entering the pool and overcome my husband's swim cap appearance. Thank you in advance!
- It's cute, isn't it? - That's right.
I usually love my husband, but when my husband wears a swim cap, it seems that it doesn't work.
This is a swim cap called "baby swim".
I bought it at a gym or something like that.
I hope my husband can overcome my husband's swim cap appearance.
Please have a look!
- What's your name? - I'm Hayaka.
- Hayaka, are you nine months old? - Yes, I'm nine months old.
- Hello, Hayaka! - Hello!
- Do you like the pool? - I like it!
- Do you like the microphone? - Yes!
- Your father wanted you to swim with him and teach you. - That's right.
- The moment your father put on the swim cap, you started crying. - Yes, I really cried.
I'm a middle school teacher.
- Middle school girls often say, "Dad, I hate you! You stink!" - That's right.
I didn't want him to say that.
- I didn't want him to say that. - I didn't want him to say that.
- When you were nine months old, you started crying. - That's right.
- Your mother was shocked. - Yes, she was shocked.
- Your family image and your mother's image are totally different. - Yes, they are totally different.
- Even though you were nine months old. - Yes, it's too early for me.
- It's too early for you? - Yes, it's too early for me.
- You look like you're having fun. - You really like it, don't you?
- Yes, I like it a lot. - Let's have a look at it first.
- I don't know what it looks like. - Could you put it on for me?
- Here you go. - Thank you.
It's just a normal hat and glasses.
(crying)
Why?
What? Why not?
Why not?
Why?
Why not?
Why?
Have you ever been scolded like this?
No, no, no!
(crying)
No, no, no! Mom is good! Mom is good! Mom is good!
It's okay, Dad.
You know, you look like an average person.
You look like an interesting character.
Oh, he's crying!
See, he's crying.
See, he's crying!
Look, he's laughing! He's laughing!
Wow, this is rare! He likes it!
See, he's cute!
He's cute! He's not crying at all!
Let's go, Dad. Let's go into the washroom.
Let's go in.
(crying)
It's a little hard for you, Dad, but just tell us how you experienced it.
He's crying!
(crying)
Dad, this is what happened for about an hour.
This is what happened for about an hour.
Okay, let's leave it like this.
Your beloved Dad might hate you because of the pool.
Now, we're back home from the pool.
You're calm now, right, Aiga?
Has it never happened for you to wear a swim cap?
No, it hasn't.
Okay, let's wear the same hat as Dad.
Okay!
You're cute!
(laughter)
She's smiling!
And you?
(laughter)
She's got her umbrella!
Let's start with Grandma.
Can you do it with her?
Hello! Grandma!
Come on, Grandma, look!
Well, I'm not interested in crying about Grandma.
I'll carry you, Grandpa.
Grandpa!
Hold her!
She's fine now.
Hold her.
She's holding you now.
Are you okay?
Don't drop her!
What is it?
The glasses don't matter, right?
They don't matter.
Is she a child?
Maybe.
The whole thing...
Wow, that was the loudest.
The toy she likes is Butsu.
Is it okay for her as a parent?
To play with this?
Just for now.
If you hold it like this, it won't ring.
That's right.
Give me a kiss!
What is it?
Maybe she doesn't know her dad.
Let's take a picture of her dad.
And her favorite kiss.
Kiss me.
She lost!
It's a swim cap.
It's a swim cap!
It's rude of me to ask you this, but...
Is he really your dad?
Of course.
I'm fine.
You haven't been here recently, have you?
No, I haven't.
You like watching TV, don't you?
Yes, I love it. I always stand there and watch it.
What do you think of your dad appearing in your favorite thing?
Your dad will appear in the TV soon.
What's wrong?
He found me!
Daddy!
He's frozen.
He's frozen in his favorite TV.
He doesn't even wave his mic.
Daddy!
Are you watching this closely?
Daddy! Are you well?
He's not well, but...
Why don't you ask him to come out of the world of TV?
Maybe he's in his favorite TV right now...
Daddy, I can't do it.
Maybe you can do it.
Daddy!
"Are you kidding me?" "Don't cry, don't cry." "Huh?"
"You should play with your mom." "No no, don't play with your mom, don't play with your mom."
Daddy, step back, step back, step back.
He must be scared, doesn't he? He must be scared of the form.
"He'll be a round father." "Should we try and pull out his beard?" "Huh?" "Should we try and pull out his beard?"
- From the hat. - From the hat?
- I made a hat like this. - Amazing.
- Because you're a girl, you should wear your usual cap. - Cute.
- Cute.
- I found a rabbit. - Look, she's looking at you.
- She's not crying. - Rabbit.
- Do you want me to get closer? - Can you do it?
- Yes.
- I'll show you my hair. - What's this?
- She's not crying. - Look.
- What's this? - It's hair.
- What's this? - Don't attack me.
- What's this? - What?
- She's not crying. - She's not crying.
- Look. - What's this?
- She's not crying. - What's this?
- She's not crying. - What? Again?
- But there's a serious problem. - I'm afraid I can't go to the pool.
- She's not crying. - I'm afraid I can't go to the pool.
- I'll ask. - Okay.
- There are many experts in night school club. - Okay.
- Hello? - Tani here.
- Are you working? - Please wait a moment.
- It's noisy. What's wrong? - It's night school club.
- Karaoke? - Yes.
- What? - What are you talking about?
- I'm shooting for a night school club. - Are you shooting?
- A 70-year-old man wants to sing as much as he can. - Can I talk to you on the phone?
- Sure. Wait a minute. - Yes, I'm sorry.
- Hello? Is this Takeyama? I'm a big fan of you. - Wait a minute. Who are you?
- Excuse me, teacher. - Yes? - There is a nine-month - old girl.
- I think she's starting to grow old. Does that mean she'll get used to her dad's clothes?
- Get used to her? - Yes.
- She's getting used to it. - She's getting used to it.
- Let's do it normally.
- She's looking at me now. - She's looking at me now.
- Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha!
- She looks like a Mongolian emperor. - Ha ha ha!
This is not parallel!
This is very well done...
When you fall back in, shout "kairoku"
A-chan, A-chan, A-chan.
- Look at his face. - He can do it.
- A-chan. - He can do it.
- Wearing a swim cap for such a long time... - A-chan.
- Okay, please take a shower, Dad.
- Is it okay?
- Wow, he's not crying. He's laughing!
- He's laughing! Dad! Wow, he's raising his hand!
- It's okay now, right? He can swim now, right?
- Look! He's fine! He's fine!
- I did it! - Yes, I'm happy!
- Thank you! - I'm glad you got used to your father.
- In a sense, it's all thanks to the king! - No, no, no!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- It's all thanks to your family. - Yes!
- But I think you got used to him. - I see.
- Your father, who you always look up to... - Yes.
- When he wears that, he gets all slimy! - Yes.
- You were afraid of him. - Yes.
- That's how it was for you. - Yes.
- But I'm glad you got used to him. - Yes.
- I didn't ask you to do this, but... - Yes.
- My grandfather... - Yes.
- He's holding that baby for me. - Yes.
- He's like a Mongolian emperor and princess! - Yes!
- That's cool! - Thank you!
- Let's move on to the next request. - Yes!
- The next request is from Takashi Yoshida, 45 years old, self-employed. - Yes!
- "I'm worried about something, so I'm asking you." - Yes.
- "I'm a former bodybuilder who runs a gym." - Great!
- "One of the reasons I retired is that I had a habit of shouting during training." - Shout!
- "When I train my legs and back, I always shout in a loud voice." - I see.
- "That's why I was scolded for being noisy at the gym." - I see.
- "In the end, I couldn't keep up with the training because I couldn't speak out loud." - I see.
- "My body got a little smaller, too." - I see.
- "So I decided to retire." - I see.
- "I'm still training my body now that I've retired." - I see.
- "But I can't speak out loud." - I see.
- "So I'm asking you." - Yes.
- "Could you teach me how to speak out loud?" - I see.
- Thank you for your cooperation! - Closed mouth.
- That's it, but... - I see.
- Even now, in the gym, you can't speak out loud. - I see.
- Basically, that's what happens a lot of the time. - I see.
- That's what's happening, but more and more places that I can train have disappeared. - I see.
- Oh, so you're saying you don't want to show it when you're sensitive. - I see.
When I'm mad, I don't ask for anything.
But I want to train him more and more.
Now, let's see if he was able to control his scream.
I wonder what kind of voice will come out.
This is the gym that Yoshida runs.
- Yoshida-san, are you there? - Yes, I am.
Nice to meet you. I'm Tamura Gen.
- Are you retired? - Yes, I am.
- How long ago? - More than 10 years ago.
Even so...
Just by looking at you...
- Can you show me your body? - Are you serious?
Yes.
- Is this your best? - Yes, it is.
Amazing!
I was ranked first in Kansai and second in Japan.
- You're unbiased! - Your legs are amazing!
- Do you have to scream to get here? - Yes.
- It just naturally comes out. - That's how it was for me.
But I often get yelled at or made an angry face.
It weighs 200 kilograms.
Yoshida-san will squat now.
I'll do it first.
- Then you can lift it up, right? - Yes.
Thank you very much.
I can't do it.
Something is coming out of my eye.
I can't do it no matter what voice comes out.
200kg.
It's like this.
Excuse me.
Can you give me back the other customers?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Blood is coming out of my mouth.
Voice and blood are coming out of my mouth.
I can't do it no matter what voice comes out of my mouth.
Excuse me.
Can you give me back the other customers?
This time, you're going to suppress the voice, right?
Yes.
I don't want to bother people.
- Like this. - Yes.
I've prepared this.
This is a noise meter.
Normal conversation has a noise level of about 60 decibels.
Normal conversation is not that loud.
What was the decibel?
112.9 decibel.
Wow!
There is 110 decibel.
I heard a car crash nearby.
Near a helicopter.
Wow!
I want to keep it at about 60 decibel.
I think it was about a conversation.
When you want to keep your voice down, you use this.
Here it is.
Gum tape.
What about helpes?
Helpes?
Let's go to helpes with a cat!
I was surprised.
That's good.
Please say "help me."
That's good.
Hey!
What was the decibel?
109 decibel.
I can't breathe.
You can't breathe?
Yes.
What were you doing on your nose?
No, my nose is a nostril.
Next strategy.
Here it is.
Escape.
Here it is.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Good!
How was it?
96.2 dB.
It sounded like a factory.
It's not that powerful.
The reason is...
Oh, it's out of air.
It's coming out one after another.
I'll cover the whole thing.
It's coming out.
How many dB?
102.1 dB.
It's coming out a lot.
It's coming out.
The next strategy is...
I came up with a really good one.
Here it is.
It's a bike muffler.
You put on a muffler to suppress the explosion.
A muffler is a silencer.
It absorbs sound and prevents it from coming out.
That's how it works.
So you put your mouth on it...
They made this device for us.
You can put it in your mouth without holding it.
Please put it in your mouth.
It's good, isn't it?
Let's do it!
First of all, it stinks of vinegar.
New ones are good.
You held it down well.
It's hard to make something special.
Let's make something special.
I think the muffler is good.
I'm paying attention to the silencer in it.
This is a company that processes silencers.
Hello. Excuse me.
I want to make a loud voice.
A loud voice?
I want to make a loud voice where I shouldn't.
What is a silencer like?
It's like this.
Is it like this?
It's like a sponge.
It's called "glassoul".
It's a glass fiber.
It's like a glass jar.
Musicians put it in a small room.
I thought it wouldn't be surrounded.
It's like a small concert hall.
What do you think?
It's good.
If it's mask type,
I can't breathe if I cover my nose.
Your nose is small.
It's still...
I want to breathe.
This is a box type dream item.
This is what you wanted.
Mask type material.
It's pretty thick, isn't it?
It's thick, isn't it?
The one with this side up.
It's huge!
Are you okay?
Can you carry it?
With this size...
I'm not confident anymore.
Two have been completed.
First, this one is live house type.
And this one is megaphone type.
This one is megaphone type.
Inside the megaphone, there is a lot of sound- absorbing material.
By stacking megaphone on top of each other,
sound-absorbing material is also packed in between.
I'm looking forward to it.
To be honest, it's this one!
But, well, well, well...
Now, we're back at the gym.
The president is here, too.
Thank you for coming at this late hour.
We'll start with this live house type.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's nice.
It's really nice.
Hey!
Let's do it!
It's a little small.
How many decibels is it?
It's 78.6 decibels.
Wow!
It's 78 decibels.
It's a little small.
This is the real thing.
Are you ready?
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's do it!
How is it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What decibel is it?
68.5 decibel.
This is it!
It's 60 decibel now!
Normal level is...
In the department store...
In the bathroom...
You don't care about it, do you?
I don't care about it at all!
Even if you actually listen to it...
I don't care about it at all!
This technology of HME...
The world will be proud of it!
If you do this, you can say anything you want.
Yes, I agree.
Really?
We were looking forward to a different form of HME.
It's funny!
Thanks to HME...
A wonderful dream item was born.
Mr. Yoshida...
On the day of the Canary Island shoot...
You must have been very tired.
The next day, Herpes worsened.
Let's move on to the last request today.
Yes, the last request is from Mariko Moriki, 70 years old, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture.
I have a hobby that I have been passionate about since last year.
That is karaoke.
Until last year, I was very bad at singing and it was painful, but now I wake up and karaoke is my life.
I go to karaoke boxes and sing alone in karaoke every day for two or three hours.
I always want to sing more and I don't want it to end yet.
So please, let me challenge my limits.
Let me sing to my limits.
I'm old, so if anything happens, thank you.
She is a 70-year-old woman and she wants to sing as long as she can.
I've been watching her for a long time.
How far has she been singing?
Please have a look.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
Hello.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
Hello.
Monika.
You're in your 70s.
You have a lot of power.
Yes, I have a lot of power today.
You were chosen by Nightscope.
Did you want to fight?
Yes, I did. I wanted to meet you.
How much was it?
100,000 yen.
It's a bargain.
Let me tell you first.
It's hot.
How did you come up with karaoke?
In June last year...
I was walking in the city in the afternoon.
I was in a bad mood because summer was weak in June.
There was a karaoke shop nearby.
I heard the air conditioner of the karaoke shop.
I was lying down alone for six hours.
Alone?
Yes.
I felt good here.
Then I went out.
You didn't sing at that time.
I didn't sing.
You slept for six hours.
I wasn't sleeping. I was lying down.
You weren't sleeping.
I had to go to the bathroom.
I don't want to talk about it now.
I don't want that information now.
I have to go now.
I'm honest. I'll say anything.
What about your first kiss?
Will you say it?
I won't say it.
I said I'd say it.
I won't say it.
I don't have to say it.
I'm not interested in it.
This is today's specification.
I wrote down the number I'm going to sing today and put it in.
From "ley" to "seed", "shadow", "plato", "detecto", "ricky maz", "onaka", "kara"...
I got it from the TV program "saiten no shiteki kai".
Can you understand it all with this?
Yes, I can.
It's like a baseball game, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Anything and everything.
By the way, isn't it hard physically? Do you have any chronic diseases or something like that?
Yes, I do.
I was sick and I vomited blood for nine hours.
You vomited blood for nine hours? When?
Well, a few years ago, about ten years ago.
So you're okay now, aren't you?
I don't know.
Okay, then. I'm sorry, but in case of an emergency, I'll prepare it here for you so you can perform it properly.
You don't have to get angry all of a sudden.
Oh, oh, teacher! Good morning!
Good morning!
Today, I'd like you to continue singing as long as you can.
Oh!
I don't want anything to happen to you, so I'd like you to lie down.
Okay, everyone, let's do our best as long as we can!
Yes!
Okay!
Now, we're ready.
One, two, fifteen minutes!
Let's get started.
The first song is "Pink Lady's..."
South Pole.
Yes.
Let's do our best!
Let's get started!
As long as we can, we want to sing.
The last song that Moriki will sing is "Pink Lady's..."
South Pole!
Pink Lady's...
South Pole!
Pink Lady's...
South Pole!
Score!
Eighty-five points...
Eighty-six and eighty-seven!
You're not good.
Not good?
What's not good about it?
Your score is bad.
My score is bad?
What a little muscle pain.
Not this.
Yes, it is useless.
Yes.
I was young, but now I'm an adult.
I can't love anyone anymore.
Everything is changing.
Everything is new.
I want you to fly.
A spaceship made of wings.
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Takeru Takeyama
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Oh, it's Takeru.
Hello, I'm Takeru.
Oh, hello, I'm Takeru.
I'm sorry, I'm Takeru.
I'm shooting for "Nights Club" right now.
Takeru-san, we need you two right now.
Oh, can I talk to you on the phone?
Oh, sure. Wait a minute, I'll talk to you.
Hello, is this Takeru-san?
Where are you?
Oh, I wanted to meet you, Takeru-san.
Who is it?
Um, I'm today's client.
Wait a minute...
Nights Club
We met in Shibuya where we said goodbye.
I still remember the words we said together.
If I could see the piano,
I would sing all of my feelings.
I wonder when I'll be able to tell you.
If I could see the piano,
I would sing all of my feelings.
Thank you for the meal.
We always sing alone like this, but today we're together.
I'm happy.
That's what I was asked for.
You'll remember it when you sing alone from now on, won't you?
I don't know why, but I'm getting annoyed at this hour.
You'll remember it, won't you?
128.
Is it normal?
Yeah!
It's the best!
The best!
You're the best!
Yeah!
You're the best!
It's amazing that you can sing at the best time like this!
It looks like sake!
[Singing]
What are you doing?
I'm singing.
Oh, okay.
The pressure on your right arm is a little high.
Yeah, it is.
It's not as high as it looks like.
Yeah, it is.
Because you were sleeping!
It's 176cm x 154cm.
Oh, okay.
It's a little high, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
It's a little too much for you, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Like the last song...
As a teacher, what would you say?
Well, it's dangerous.
If we continue singing and something happens, it will be our responsibility.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
How do you feel now?
Oh, it's like a dream.
It's really happening in a dream, you know?
I want you to do it in a dream.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Mr. Moriki is doing well.
It's his first time doing 134 songs.
It's amazing.
Mr. Moriki is in his 70s and Ms. Tani is in her 60s.
Ms. Tani and Mr. Moriki look like an unmarried couple.
[Laughter]
Good luck. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
[Applause]
Now, we have an announcement.
Yes, "USO HAPPYAKU" movie starring Mr. Sasaki Kuranosuke will be released nationwide.
What will it be about?
It will be set in Sakai, Osaka, where the lines "rikyu" and "yukari" go.
Mr. Kishi Nagai is a connoisseur and I'm a not-so- well-known pottery maker.
It's like "damashi" and "damasare" in Tokyo,
so we're going to trick each other, including some cultural differences.
I see.
It's comedy.
It's comedy. I'm looking forward to it.
So, we have three questions for you today.
For me, this is my second love.
I remember the lines, but I can only hum at home like this.
I can't say it out loud on stage, but I can't say it out loud here.
I want this.
[Applause]
I really want it.
I can do it at home.
Let's order. Let's order.
This show is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who requested it, we'll give you this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to the studio, we'll give you this special clarinet.
See you next week. Take care. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Please send your daily questions to this detective office.
The address is 530-8011.
We are looking for Detective Night Scoop.
I am now looking towards the heavy side of the gold ball.