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All of this year's night scoop is here!
The three best works of each detective chosen by the fans will be revealed!
A quiz about VTRs!
And a special three and a half hour episode featuring top guests!
It's starting! It's starting!
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Sponsored by you.
Hello, everyone. I'm Genji Tamura.
I'm Hiroshi Tamura.
We were able to host this year as well.
We did it!
We won!
Mom!
People who gave a press conference in the morning!
Mom!
Now, we will present the 2017 Yearly Penalty Game "Forgetting the Year"
First of all, viewers of today's program voted for the best work among all the VTRs they have watched this year.
And today, each team will present a quiz among the best one VTRs and compete with detectives and guests.
Yes, it is a rare program that everyone takes seriously without fooling around every year.
And the winning team will receive a year's worth of detective notebooks!
However, as usual every year, each team will be given a year's worth of work.
So, even if it is only a year's worth of work, this is a one-shot win!
There has been an explosion.
Ishida Yasutani and Saigo Komori, please get along well.
They always fight.
You two get along well, don't you, Sensei?
It's nothing serious.
Why aren't you responding?!
He's too busy. He doesn't get busy.
Furthermore, this year, we have prepared a program where we will welcome special guests who have become a hot topic in commercials as well.
Who could it be?!
A commercial talent!
You're curious, aren't you?
Who do you think it is, Secretary Kamisho?
Who could it be?!
Shokkaku Oreta.
What is it?!
It has nothing to do with you at all!
Please answer properly!
You're the best at this, but please answer properly!
Now, let's get started!
The 2017 Best Famous Works selected by fans!
First up is Detective Tamura Hiroshi!
Thank you very much!
First of all, please watch the 3rd and 2nd VTRs!
The client is 195cm tall and weighs 155kg.
Do you have a background in history or something like that?
I went to junior high school and high school of art.
You're wasting your time!
His dream is to help his father's pottery.
But he doesn't have a sizeable pair of shoes.
He can't walk or touch anything.
So he asks a shoe manufacturer to make his shoes for him.
I'm a child and I'm new to pottery.
Can you measure my feet and see if I can actually make shoes?
When he measures his feet, it's out of the question.
Even the craftsman who saw his feet doesn't believe him.
What do you think?
This is difficult.
I've never made shoes like this before.
But the craftsman is excited and takes pride in his work.
Amazing!
A super-sized pair of shoes is completed!
Here we go!
Wow!
What will happen?
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's in! - Oh!
Amazing!
- It's in! - Oh, it's in!
He wore his dream pair of shoes and went into the rice fields.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's in! - Wow!
Watch out!
I'm not very smart.
This is a cultural system.
When the client's wife sleeps, she always carries a towel that she hasn't washed for 25 years.
Wow!
Wow, it's strong.
The client's wife puts it on her mouth and sleeps, but the towel is dangerous.
Wow!
- This is terrible. - That's right, we don't have a prototype.
- Really? And this? - Yes.
It has a lot of patterns.
- The cherry blossoms are about to fall. - Let's throw it away.
Let's at least wash it.
Will the cleaning company take care of the messy towel full of memories?
What?
- This dirt is impossible. - What?
I refuse.
This is called "kakekomi-dera" in the cleaning world.
- Kakekomi-dera. - Yes.
In the end, the professional challenge began by using three types of company-secret magic powder that you can only rely on in this company.
- There it is! - Wow!
- It's really dirty. - It's dirty.
Will they be able to get rid of their 25-year-old dirt?
What?
It turned white.
Not only did the professional technology restore not only their former white color, but also their family's precious memories.
It's amazing!
It's good. It's beautiful.
It's been a long time since I've seen this in Sakuranbo.
It's cute, Sakuranbo.
I'm relieved.
I don't have to lick or do anything at all.
Why didn't you wash it?
If you wash it, the smell will fall off.
I'm afraid the feeling will change.
It smelled like human skin.
From that cloth.
Oh, it smelled like human skin.
That was human skin.
Completely.
If you have happiness, it will come out there.
It will come out white and patterned.
You can't drop anything with happiness.
I think you can drop everything with happiness.
Why don't you go there, too?
No, I'll get dirty.
I'm self-dirty.
I think I'll come back even more dirty.
Cute.
What is my best one of 2017?
VTR, please.
It's self-dirty.
What is my best one of 2017?
VTR, please.
I would like you to cooperate with me in a difficult challenge.
It's about when I met an old man I met at work and talked about my hobby of chess.
That old man used to stand upside down the smallest pawn in chess pieces in the past,
and on top of that, he stacked up all 39 pieces while balancing them out.
That's impossible!
I thought it was impossible, but if I could do it, I would like to do it myself.
So, could you send me a serious detective and cooperate with me?
What do you mean?
I brought a picture of the evidence with me.
Did you show it to me?
I took it out with a camera.
You did?
Yes.
What? What is this?
Wow!
Amazing!
I can't believe it!
But is it true?
It's not easy to say, "Stick it together with glue," is it?
Did you do it? Did it work?
Well, on top of the pawn, I stacked up two big pieces.
It's big, so you're balancing it out, right?
Yes.
And then there's the feeling, or something like that.
It's like you're asking me.
Haven't you tried it yourself?
I play chess, but I don't have a pawn.
You should've tried it at least once!
Playing chess...
That's right.
Didn't you ask your husband if you should do it?
I wasn't interested.
What?
Did you look at the picture?
I did, but...
What did you think of it?
It's a lie.
First of all, let me see it.
By the way, are you quite clever?
If you ask me whether or not I'm clever...
Wow!
This is...
a bit of a hassle.
No way!
This is impossible!
Can I try it?
I want to go home!
There it is.
The next two.
It's bigger than this one.
It's bigger.
Is it around here?
I'll try it.
I told you!
This is my first time.
Wow!
I'll put them side by side.
You are a genius.
I hit it.
Did you?
I remembered.
The bottom wind is important.
There is a wind that is easy to put on and a wind that is difficult to put on.
The wind at the bottom is a little off, but it feels like it's standing up.
If you find an ace wind...
That's right.
I want to give you a probability.
Yes.
Can I call you an assistant?
Can you call a professional shogi player who is good at handling pieces?
What is this?
The bottom is wind.
On top of the wind are all pieces.
That's right.
You're aiming to be a professional shogi player, aren't you?
Only those who stand up and line up properly will survive the exam when they enter the first prize ceremony.
What?
No, it's a lie.
Is it a lie?
What kind of lie is it?
To be honest, I've never seen it.
No, I haven't.
Leave it to me.
I'm a professional, so of course...
It's a little too much, isn't it?
Isn't it natural?
That's right.
Do you want me to be a professional?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It feels like I'm getting older...
Well...
Can't you do it?
No, I can't do it at all!
It's a delicate work, so I think it's better for people with skillful hands.
So, he won first place in Japan in a juggling competition.
I would like to call Mr. Disbon Ueda.
It's starting now.
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Hey!
Yes!
I see. One-hand.
But it looks more stable.
Let's find out more and more ways to increase the probability.
Yes!
The backhand is heavy at this stage.
How about the backhand at the bottom?
That might be better.
So you're looking for a way to stabilize the base more, right?
This might not be an ace move.
An ace move?
Even if you're about to fall down, there are a lot of people who try hard.
You're looking for a way to survive.
If you do it with a gun, you'll get in trouble.
Isn't it just a breeze?
Wow!
There are only two left.
Yes.
Wow!
Before you do that...
I don't like red meat!
It's alive.
It's a big one.
A strategy to stabilize the base.
This is a possibility!
Wow!
Wow! You're holding it up!
I'm starting to get the hang of it.
Wow, you're fast!
Twenty-two.
Wow!
What do you think, ma'am?
I've changed my mind.
There are people who don't die at this time of year.
Who do you use? The magazine?
My friends.
Wow!
Miracle!
Wow!
If you succeed, it's amazing!
Finally, the last one!
Are you kidding me?!
When I did it without thinking,
the balance went the other way.
It went in the opposite direction.
You wanted to be happy, didn't you?
You wanted to be happy, but you couldn't do it because you weren't good enough.
I did my best.
(camera shutter)
(laughter)
(camera shutter)
(laughter)
It's been a while...
Whoa!
Miracle!
Whoa!
Second reach!
Okay, last one!
Here I go.
Wow!
I'm happy.
That's about it.
This is really amazing.
This is amazing.
It was amazing.
His concentration was...
Amazing!
What's really miraculous is that
even though the client has tried many times with Anoa,
he hasn't succeeded even once.
Just that one time.
Just that one time?
Yes, it was a miraculous one.
Amazing!
Well, everyone, is it okay?
Now, here is the quiz.
Oh, I see.
What is the name of the skate juggler who came back from a trip for his last train?
Please answer with your full name.
Now, everyone, please use the flip board for your answer.
With your full name, please write down
all of the kanji and all of the characters.
Everyone, I've finished writing.
Now, please answer with your full name.
Go ahead!
Detective Ishida's team is "risubon ueda".
Risubo
"Risubo ueda".
And Detective Samei's team is "risubon ueda".
And Detective Hazama's team is "risubon ota".
Oh, we all got separated.
We got separated.
By the way, Detective Kita's team, whose answer is this?
Risubon
Detective, this is "risubon", isn't it?
Which one is it?
He wrote it down properly.
It's "un", isn't it?
What?
It's "un", isn't it?
But the one who wrote it down is "risubon ueda".
Is there a correct answer in this?
Please show us the correct answer.
He won first place in Japan in a juggler competition.
We call him "risubon ueda".
The correct answer is "risubon ueda".
By the way, "otapiropon" is the answer that Kampeshi wrote in his first letter.
Why did you write it?
I forgot it, so I didn't think about it.
When I wrote it down, it came up.
otapiropon
I can't write it down.
Something else came up.
Everyone, please.
Well, we don't have that service now.
Let's sleep.
Let's move on.
The best works of 2017 selected by fans.
Next is my "tamura genji and best 3".
Everyone, please look at the 3rd and 2nd place first.
The requester who is buying a mini pig as a pet has learned a mysterious technique.
It is said to make the pig lie down in an instant.
Wait a minute.
He is closing his eyes.
Will this technique work for any pig?
They try to test their ability, but the pig is very cautious and doesn't even come close.
That's right.
It doesn't come close.
You can't even touch it.
That's right.
However...
Be careful.
It came out.
Is this possible?
It's amazing.
Doesn't it look good?
It came out!
It came out.
They also tried it on a pig bigger than one meter in size.
It's big.
He's finally been able to touch it.
And...
There we go! It's out!
It's out.
He was indeed a man of God's hand!
It fell.
Wow, you're so kind!
I love "night scoop", but I don't really understand the fun of the last five seconds of the show.
So I'd like you to explain it to me.
So...
We've prepared the last one and a half years of "night scoop".
Will the detective explain it to us and make us understand the fun of it?
Yes.
You're using it in the wrong way!
2015!
2015 "night scoop"
Mr. Ishide's worst part came out.
He tried to do something innovative and failed.
2015 "night scoop"
Is it bread?
Mr. Atohkai.
Is it bread?
Yes! "Is it bread?"
Is it bread?
After this, Mr. Atohkai passed away.
He lost the greatest weapon of the last five seconds of the show.
After this...
He'll go back to his normal life force.
2015 "night scoop"
He tried to color his nails in red.
Yes! It was a waste of time!
Right?
2015 "night scoop"
Good design show!
I actually graduated from Tokyo University.
I'm Sean Takeyama.
That's a little different, isn't it?
Let me shave your beard.
Oh, you want me to do it for you?
What's up with you?
You're the worst.
You shaved more than I imagined,
so I'm grateful you shaved it for me.
My butt is stuck and I can't stand up.
That's not good, is it?
It was pretty bright at the end of the five seconds.
Yes, it was novel.
Mr. Ishida's haircut is a trend now.
Yes, it is.
Anyway, I'm going to shave it for you for five seconds.
It's not a prerequisite for shaving.
Mr. Hyougen's face is funny, too.
He's not trying to protect us.
He's trying to shave you more.
What's wrong with the red one?
Please laugh.
That's not good.
I can't protect you.
Don't say that's not good.
Let's move on.
What was Mr. Ishida's best song of 2017?
Let's take a look.
What was Mr. Ishida's best song of 2017?
Let's take a look.
The other day, I found super cheap long pants.
The price is 490 yen for one coin.
I thought it was a chance and bought it immediately, but it was a big failure.
The pants were too thin and I got caught in the middle of my feet and couldn't wear them at all.
I was told that girls in the sixth grade of elementary school would wear it, but even girls couldn't wear it.
I bought these pants, but I'm worried that I'll lose if I throw them away like this, so can you help me wear them somehow?
I went all the way to Nagasaki just to make her wear pants.
Hello, I'm Kenji Otamura of the Sanctenary School.
Nice to meet you.
These are the pants you can't wear, right?
It's true that it's a little thin, but girls can wear it like this, so is it 490 yen?
Yes, it is.
S size?
Yes.
Do you usually wear it?
I usually wear it in S size, and this is also in S size.
I trust you.
I think I can wear it.
You can wear it without trying it on, right?
Yes, it's 490 yen.
I tried it on for 490 yen, and when I came out of the store, I thought I should buy it.
Is it a little stretchy?
No, it's not that stretchy.
No, it's not.
I don't know if I can wear it or not.
I think it fits me.
It fits me.
Especially the right side.
I think it fits me.
Look at how stretchy it is.
Can't you wear it higher?
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- I did it! - You did it!
- Let's take it off. - Okay.
- It's weird. - I made a weird bump.
- Please stand up. - It's weird.
Can you stand up?
- It's not closing. - It's not closing.
- This is a judgment. - That's right.
- I'm having fun. - This part of my face is like this.
Wait a minute. I want to touch it, too.
- How is it? - It's like this.
- How is it? - My hair is like this.
Like this?
You look like a child, like your husband.
- It's full of hair. - That's right.
- It's amazing. - Do you want to wear it that much?
- I met my destiny for 490 yen. - Do you want to wear it?
- Do you want to wear it because it's a waste of 490 yen? - I want to wear it.
- It's a waste of 490 yen. - You can leave it for 500 yen.
- Can you solve it with that? - I want to wear it.
- You want to wear it. - I want to wear it more than 500 yen.
- You want to wear it, right? - I want to wear it.
You said it's a waste of 490 yen.
- It looks like it's stuck here. - Yes.
- Let's make it slippery. - Okay.
I put it down.
- Why is it like this? - Is it bigger?
I don't think so.
- Where did you buy it? - At Don Quijote.
- Isn't it 18 years old under the curtain? - It's not there.
- It's not there, right? - It's not there.
- It's not there, right? - Yes.
It's like this.
- It's an interior, right? - Yes.
Oh, it looks good.
I'm going to paint it in the middle of the back.
- It looks like it's going to be smooth. - Right?
And it feels good, too.
Oh, it's better than before.
Now, with the power of Law...
- Huh? - It's getting worse than before.
Let's wipe it off like this.
- We can't do this. - Add something.
- A savings sheet. - A savings sheet?
- I'll go this way. - Okay.
- Is it just me, but... - What's wrong?
It feels good when I wipe it off.
- Is it just me? - Oh, you're right.
- Right? - This is the benefit of getting hurt.
Let's do it.
It doesn't feel like it's been painted.
It's wet all over.
- Okay, it's done. - Okay.
Okay, it's done.
When you stand up, you can put this here.
- Like this. - What are you doing?
- Oh, but...
- What are you doing? - Oh, the distance.
- The distance? - I wanted to tell you about it.
You can't tell me about the distance.
- No, but... - Is that so?
- The length... - What did you do?
Is there a candle this long?
- I want to try it. - See?
I can't walk in the city from tomorrow.
It doesn't go up here.
It doesn't go up at all.
For the next strategy,
we've prepared a kickstand.
You can do it with momentum.
Eili and I will hold it like this, so it may kick you and hit you.
But I think most of you know the result, so please take it into account.
It's not too bad.
But there may be a "gan" here.
You did it well.
This is scary!
It's not scary!
Scary! Scary!
This is scary.
Can we do it?
Put it in like this and...
I thought it was good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shuu!
Everyone, remember this.
If you do it like this, you won't freeze in your family.
Remember how to do it.
But does it look like it will close?
It's not too bad.
What are you doing?
I can't put candles in it anymore.
Where is the candle?
I think the candle will come out.
What are you doing?
You'll get in trouble.
But...
I'm sorry.
Please take it off for me.
Can you take it off for me?
I've already confirmed how you wear these pants.
And...
Your mother will change.
So you won't be on a diet or anything like that.
So...
Your mother's legs will be straightened.
Thank you for your time.
Can you just take a look at what's going on right now?
Yes, if you'll excuse me.
Here you go.
Thank you.
A little more.
Here you go.
So it's like this.
Yes.
Here...
There's...
There's a possibility.
If you can get rid of swelling, you'll lose weight.
Swelling, right?
You're right, it's gotten a little thinner.
Right?
We should do this as soon as possible, right?
That's right.
That's right, right?
We couldn't peel it off.
Will we be able to peel it off?
Let's go!
Yes!
One, two...
Here we go!
It came off with pleasure!
Ouch!
Oh, En-chan!
Oh, wow!
Ah!
Eh?!
Wait a minute, did you peel it off?!
Ah!
Here, I'll hold this for you.
Yes.
Oh!
Eh?!
Did it go in?!
Wow!
Yanagisawa-san, good one!
Now, behind you.
No, it's not even a verdict.
On the contrary, this feeling is a little fashionable.
I can't do my abdominal exercise.
You can't go that far?
I can't go this far.
How is it?
To tell you the truth, I can't go shopping.
Can you wait for me around here for a moment?
Can you make it higher?
But it's really uncomfortable here!
My knee is really stiff.
Your knee is stiff?
My knee is stiff.
Don't say "your knee".
Say "knee"!
Yes, that's it.
Interesting!
No, but this video has to be a scoop.
I can't watch it.
It was like an anime.
You're asking for that, aren't you?
I didn't ask you for a candle from me.
You did it yourself.
You put a candle in there many times on your own.
I'm really grateful for you.
You're wonderful!
Thank you very much.
By the way, after that, I gained two or three kilograms of weight.
I don't gain weight at all now.
Well, that's the worst part, but you had to do it.
That's right.
You have to work a little to be fashionable.
That's right.
I understand. It's a VTR.
Now, here's a quiz!
What was the word that the client said at the moment he took off his pants and jumped down from the catwalk for the first time?
Everyone, please think of the answer and write it down.
It's suddenly getting difficult!
He said something.
At first?
At first...
I'll say it.
Let's say it together.
How about it?
Ishida's team said "ikeru."
Maeda's team said "iketakamo."
Takeyama's team said "iketta."
But you all said it together.
That's right.
You all said it together.
ikerukei.
I understand.
Now, here's the VTR of the correct answer.
Here you go!
The correct answer was "shuu."
There is no correct answer!
Did you say "shuu"?
That impressive "shuu."
It's "shuu," isn't it?
It's "shuu."
I've been saying it all the time.
Tsukan-chan, you've been saying it all the time.
I've been saying "ukiu."
"Ukiu"?
I haven't said "shuu."
If you really said it like that, you would have gotten it right.
"shuu" is "shuuwa."
shuuwa.
It's just an image, right?
For your mother.
Shuuwa.
It's like "shuuwa."
We can't do it.
We've definitely seen it.
It's difficult.
We can't do it like last year.
But everyone only remembered the names of the people from "Este".
I'm sure it's that person.
I didn't think it was Shio.
I don't know his name either.
That's right. The problem practice has also changed.
That's right!
Please watch it with excitement.
Next is the best of Hazama police detective.
First, please watch it from the 3rd place VTR.
Hazama police detective
A man from Tochigi is always told by a man from Kansai that his stories are flawless.
That's why he wants to hear the most interesting stories of Osaka people.
However, after this, they encountered a wonderful old woman whose presence itself is interesting rather than her stories.
Yes!
Yes, it's over.
Thank you.
What is this?
I'll give you this.
Really?
Yes.
I'll give you all of this.
All of this?
Yes.
Thank you.
Can you give me this?
What?
Can you give me this?
What do you mean?
Do you want me to sing for you?
What?
Do you want me to sing for you?
I want you to sing for me.
What?
I want you to sing for me.
Are you okay?
I'm not a supporter.
You're not a supporter.
You can't sing with this.
Thank you.
I'm good at singing for you.
How much is it?
100 yen.
I'll give you 500 yen if you open it.
Really?
72 yen.
Higher.
Higher?
78 yen.
Okay.
I'll give you more later.
I'm biting it.
Do you want me to put it in your mouth?
You're trying to look at me.
I want you to put it in my mouth.
But you're biting it.
Yokohama, Yasoro-Rei, Hotel No-Kobe
Kotsuizuke, Nokoriwa, Yoko-no-Kemuri
- So this is your best hotel? - Yes, yes.
- Wow, you're a genius. - Where's the 500 yen?
- 500 yen? - No, you can't.
- What is it? - It's been a while.
No, you can't.
- Corset, corset, corset. - You can't.
No, you can't.
- Corset, come here. - You can't.
- No, you can't. - No, you can't.
- One, two, three, four, five. - One, two, three, four, five.
- Okay. - And you can't sing the second song.
- Can you sing it again? - Can you sing it again?
(He can't sing the second song)
He loves his dad's underwear and carries it with him every time he goes out.
Ever since his two-year-old son was in trouble...
Wow, it smells.
It smells.
- This is tough. - I'm not going to wear underwear anymore.
How much underwear does he like? They prepared a lot of underwear.
Wow, there's a lot.
- Take my underwear. - Take my underwear.
Take my underwear.
Okay, I'm in first place.
- Take my underwear. - Take my underwear.
What did they come up with to make him hate underwear?
We should make him think underwear is scary.
- Right? - Yes.
- Who's here? Who's here? - Huh?
- Underwear devil! - Underwear devil!
- You like underwear, don't you? - No, I don't!
Underwear devil!
- You don't need it, do you? - No, I don't!
The plan failed.
After underwear, his favorite thing is a tablet.
So he made a tablet made of underwear.
This should not be embarrassing to carry around.
- You pull it like this, right? - Yes.
- If you pull it like this... - Wow!
- How is it? - Wow!
- You're holding a rubber band, right? - Yes.
- You can take it outside, right? - Yes.
- What are you holding? - A tablet.
Oh, you look proud of it.
Erika, how do you feel?
You have a baby and you like pants.
Yes, I do.
When I saw your pig brain earlier,
I wondered if you would sleep if you did this to your stomach.
I was born with a pig in my stomach.
There is a detective with a brother standing behind you.
Yes, I like pants, too.
What are you talking about?
It's a brother.
What are you talking about?
It's a brother.
I like pants, too.
Now, let's see the best one of 2017.
Please watch the video.
Now, let's see the best one of 2017.
Please watch the video.
An old man and an old woman living in Kumamoto
are going to close their bathhouse, which has been running for 50 years.
I heard that due to their age and that their fathers didn't tell them what to do,
they had to close their shop due to the earthquake.
The bathhouse is a natural hot spring and I think it's the best hot spring in Japan.
I'm sad that I can't enter it again.
The old man and the old woman are trying to close it quietly,
but I want to do something for them.
Can I call you "Toshi" instead of "Toshia"?
Yes, you can.
Can I call you "Kanpei" instead of "Toshia"?
I don't think my pride will allow me to do that.
Celebrities have decided to give awards.
Really?
Really.
You're a detective, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Who likes you?
I like Kanpei-chan.
- Really? - Really.
- You like Kanpei-chan, don't you? - Oh, you're right!
- What? - What's wrong with you?
- I think you'll be happy just because Kanpei-chan comes. - Really?
- Yes. - When Kanpei-chan comes...
- I think you'll be happy just because Kanpei-chan comes. - I think you'll be happy just because Kanpei-chan comes.
- Is it near here? - Yes, it's near here.
- It's over there. - Is it here? - Yes, it's here.
- Here? - Yes.
- It says "family" here. - Really? - It's a small bath.
- I'm back. - I'm back.
- It was fun. - How was it?
- Kanpei-chan, I'm happy. - Really?
- I'm happy you came. - Hello.
- You're older than me. - Thank you.
- I'm a little irritated. - Is it a bath?
- It's a bath. - Is it a bath?
- There's one bath in each room.
- I see. - How many rooms are there?
- There are eight rooms now. - Eight rooms.
- It's getting really slippery. - It is.
- You can use it for 24 hours.
If you use it for 24 hours, you'll faint. It's too pleasant.
- It's too pleasant. - It's too pleasant?
- You're young. - Yes.
- But you're in it. - Yes.
- My nose is running. - Your nose is running.
Your nose is running. It's bleeding.
- Are you okay? - I'm okay.
- It stopped. I don't know if it stopped. - I was surprised.
- I thought it was a waste to stop. - I agree.
- It's been 50 years. - It's been 50 years.
- It's something that children can't do anymore. - I see.
- It was in 1942. - 1942. Which one is it?
- This was the entrance. - So it's the entrance.
- Yes, the entrance. - It's my first time seeing it.
- Were you two married? - After we got married...
- You were married? - We came at the same time.
- You came at the same time as you got married? - Yes.
- Were there many customers? - Yes.
- Were there that many people? - Yes.
- It's been a thousand years. - We gave out number cards.
- I see. - There were about five or six groups.
- How many people are there now? - I haven't counted.
- There are many on Saturdays and Sundays. - There are many.
- But there aren't many on weekdays. - When will it stop?
- On Wednesday, June 3rd. - Wednesday, June 3rd.
- On Wednesday, June 3rd. - On Wednesday, June 3rd.
- Only three days left? - Yes.
When did you have the most fun?
- When there were many customers. - It was fun.
- It was fun.
- Toshiya does this for me. - Toshiya?
Toshiya does this for me.
Grandma, grandpa, how are you?
- It's embarrassing. - "How are you?"
Grandma, happy birthday.
Grandpa, happy father's day.
Grandma and grandpa love you, too.
- It's embarrassing. - "Stop it, you talker."
- "You talker." - "You talker."
I'd like to gather people around me.
- That's amazing. - That's amazing.
Can you explain everything?
Oh, I can do it!
I'm happy.
I'm happy you said that at the end.
I thought it was the last finale.
Okay, you go by yourself for now.
If it's red and you think it's dangerous, call me right away.
Excuse me!
Do you know that our bath is closing soon?
It's already closing over there.
It's closing soon, so I wanted you to take a bath for the last time.
It's over in three days.
Did you go over there?
- The bath. - Yes.
Are you sad that the hot spring is gone?
I'm sad that the hot spring is gone.
- Yes. - Please.
You said something good!
I'm in a good mood now, so I'll go by myself.
You're in a good mood.
- Hello. - I heard that the hot spring is closing.
The hot spring is closing?
- In three days? - Yes.
I wanted you to take a bath for the last time.
- Thank you. - I'm sad.
- It's getting late. - Yes.
It's getting late.
Get ready to welcome everyone.
Leave it to me.
- Are you sure? - Please come.
- You don't need this kind of joke, do you? - No.
- Hello! - Excuse me for disturbing you.
- Hello! - Welcome!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- Finally, let's have a drink with everyone! - Yes!
- Mr. Yamada, really! - Mr. Yamada!
- Excuse me, please keep an eye on me because it's dangerous! - No, it's because I'm 91 years old!
What if something happened to me?
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Okay! - Let's go!
- It feels good! - It's already chilly!
- It's chilly in this heat! - How is it?
- I feel lonely! - Lonely!
- The hot springs... The place Mr. Yamada went... - Yes!
- The place Mr. Yamada went to the hot springs... - Thank you!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- How do you like it? - It feels great!
- Does it feel good? - Yes!
- Right? - Right?
It's the best for me, listening to you late at night.
It's the best, it's the best.
Thank you very much.
How is it?
It's good, it's good, isn't it?
I don't think I can do it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but it's the best.
It's the best.
It's the best, but I don't know what to do with it.
I'm crying.
Grandma, you should cry too.
I hate tears.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to play with you all later.
See you later.
Did you all have a good day?
Yes.
It was the happiest day of my 50 years.
Thank you, Toshiya.
Thank you.
This is a letter of gratitude.
With a loud voice.
To Grandpa and Grandma.
Dear Grandpa and Grandma.
Thank you for your hard work for 50 years.
When I took a bath today, I thought that
Shinmachi Onsen is the best in Japan for me.
I don't know what will happen in the future,
but if I get to this onsen,
I want to work with Grandpa and Grandma.
Dear Grandpa and Grandma.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
But I'm sorry.
It's only been 20 years.
You can do it.
Right?
Grow up and live.
He's a good boy, isn't he?
He's a really kind boy.
What is that?
I can't stand it.
It's a shame.
I want it to be a festival.
Right?
It's only been 20 years.
Right.
He's a good boy, isn't he?
I'm not worried about him,
but if he lives,
he'll be 111 years old.
Now,
I'll give you a quiz.
What is the rule
that the client
has to answer?
Now, everyone, think of the answer
and write it in the clip.
Here you go!
Everyone watching TV, think of the answer, too!
Now, let's see it together!
This is not an easy answer.
Ishida's team, "celebrities are called "sansuke".
Maeda's team, "celebrities are called "sansuke".
Hazama's team, "celebrities are called "sansuke", too!
Now, we all have the same answer.
However, the correct answer is...
Here it is! Take a look!
Can I call you "Toshi"?
Yes, you can.
Can I call you "Kanpei"?
Well, I don't think my pride will allow it.
Celebrities are called "sansuke".
Are you serious?
Yes, I am.
The correct answer is...
Celebrities are called "sansuke".
That's right, that's the correct answer, but...
Well, Kanpei-chan was called "sansuke" right away, but...
That's still your strong point, right?
How was it? The quiz?
It suddenly got easier.
Thanks to Shuu's quiz, I kept writing "gion" in my memo!
And it didn't come out!
You should have stopped writing memos!
You keep saying "gion" all the time!
What should we do?
Maeda-san's memo is weird!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to write "serve" in my memo!
If you're going to write "court" in your memo, we'll leave it.
It's similar!
You can use it for anything, right?
It's similar, but you can use it however you like!
Next up is Detective Hashimoto and Nao's "best 3"!
First, let's watch the 3rd and 2nd VTR!
Detective Hashimoto's "best 3"
I don't remember what it was about!
She somehow lost the letter of appreciation her son gave her on the day of her elementary school graduation.
She wants her son, who is in the 3rd year of high school, to write her letter again!
Her mother's request is quite selfish.
Can you look at my request?
What?
Come on.
I don't remember it, but I'm shocked that I haven't lost it.
That's how you feel, right?
I don't write letters at all, so if I lose it, I wonder if I can write it.
That's kind of you.
Can you write what you wrote at the time?
What I wrote at the time?
That's right. This may be it.
His son firmly accepted his mother's selfishness.
When I got into a fight and was about to be thrown out of the house, my son turned me upside down and went against me.
That's terrible.
Even at that time, we really fought all the time.
He remembered that time and became an elementary school student himself.
I'm back in 6th grade.
You wrote it for me.
To my mother, I will graduate from elementary school tomorrow.
Thank you for coming to see the soccer game so far.
Thanks to my mother, I was able to work hard all my life.
Also, thank you for coming every time for business meetings.
Even when other people in the house didn't come at all, I remember that you took a break from work and came to see me properly.
And when I was in 3rd grade, I remember fighting, turning over the rice, and my mother crying.
The teacher at the time also came to my house and talked with me.
There, I reflected on what I had done.
Thank you for giving birth to me.
I'm going to be a middle school student, but I look forward to working with you in the future as well.
First grade of 6th grade, Naoki Inoue.
I remembered it.
In addition to being warm-hearted, his mother asked him to write a letter of gratitude from his elementary school graduation to today.
Chapter 2, right?
Chapter 2.
I usually say things like "I like you" or "I hate you", but I think you like me.
However, there is a surprising fact.
Yes.
Lastly, there is one thing I can't forget.
In the letter that Mr. Hashimoto sent me, it says that I am 41 years old, but in reality I am 46 years old.
Naoki Inoue, 17 years old.
His son was growing up to be a very honest human being.
A 67-year-old student who goes to a boxing gym for health reasons said he wanted to hit each other with a gachinko, and the chairman of the troubled gym brought in a request.
Special coach is former world champion Daisuke Naito.
Naito will test Naito's strength with a gachinko.
This time, Naito will fight a female boxer who appeared in "Night Scoop" 11 years ago. She is now 62 years old.
In this way, a gachinko fight of the same age was realized.
Naito's coach is also excited about the heat of the match.
There is no such old woman!
And he is excited.
There is no such old woman!
Is there such a 60-year-old woman?
You are bad old woman, really!
You are bad, Daisuke Naito!
Do your best!
He has been practicing for 20 years, but has just started fighting.
But now they are fighting with all their might.
What can we see beyond that?
Wow, what a match!
The winner is Toy-san!
How was the match, Otani-san?
It was so exciting and I was surprised!
Really?
You have eyes and eyes!
Otani-san, do you have any future goals?
Toy-san...
Toy-san!
What is your future goal, Toy-san?!
I will defeat you for sure!
I will win for sure this time!
I'll be waiting for you!
In total, it was a 130-year-old fight!
It was a great fight!
The scene was also heated up!
The scene was very heated up!
But Naito-san's mouth was so bad!
That old woman is too strong! Why is she so bad?!
Naito-san said, "Old woman, old woman!"
Old woman, that old woman is really bad!
His mouth was really bad!
She was strong, that old woman!
She was strong!
I'm always looking forward to it!
The level is...
When women get strong, they become like Kandori- san!
That's their ultimate goal!
Their ultimate goal is Kandori Shinobu!
Their hair color was also good!
It was very beautiful!
Their mother was also...
Everyone, please be careful of what you say!
People will find out about your age difference!
She called you "five-year-old"!
That's right!
It was very shocking for her son!
She called you "forty-six" instead of "forty-one"!
That's right!
Now!
What is the best movie of 2017?
Please watch the video!
Now!
What is the best movie of 2017?
Please watch the video!
I am in charge of the shooting technology company that I am involved in the shooting of "Detective Night Scoop".
It is a great honor for me to be involved in this program, which is said to be a treasure of Kansai people.
However, this time I asked you about this history and worries due to pride.
It is a hand microphone that detectives are holding during investigation.
It is a microphone called "Sanken MS-7C" of a company called "Sanken Microphone".
Since the beginning of the program, historical famous detectives have been using it.
However, that microphone is now at the risk of extinction.
It has been used for many years and has not deteriorated over the years.
It was manufactured and sold more than ten years ago to buy it back.
It seems that there is no more stock or repair parts for manufacturers.
Is there any good way to connect tradition and thoughts?
This is today's protagonist.
Speaking of this microphone, it is "Detective Night Scoop".
When we rush in, the comments are often over.
Thank you very much.
I envy you.
Are you good at baking?
I like it.
Can you make it?
The music school is challenged on the third floor of this building.
Anyway, please hold it and focus on your mother.
What kind of children are there?
It's really big, isn't it?
It's small because it's small.
I saw it.
Mr. Kogakudo.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Oh, nice to meet you, too.
I'm Kojima.
How long have you been associated with Nightscape?
30 years.
It was discontinued some time ago.
Even if I say it, it was discontinued about 40 years ago.
It's getting worse.
There are no parts.
You can't replace it or fix it?
You can't fix it or repair it.
I looked for it on the Internet, I went to China and rented it.
I looked for it everywhere.
You did that, didn't you?
Of course, of course. I looked all over Japan.
I don't have it.
Even so, everyone says they want to use it.
Is this a claim?
It's not a claim, but...
Is this the current one?
This is the current type.
I see this a lot.
It's thin. It's thin and thin.
It's the body shape of the Showa era.
It's thin and thin.
It's thin and thin in the winter.
I only know about it in the summer.
It's thin and thin in the winter.
How many do you have now?
If we don't have it, we don't have it.
We don't have it.
What if you want to make it?
I wanted to make it.
Did you make it?
I wanted to make it, so I took out only the contents of it.
You can make this side.
However, if you want to make it like this, it costs a lot of money.
The money you can get with a night scoop, the number of times you can make it, and various technical costs...
Why is it like this?
First of all, I want to ask you about it.
It's a must-have item for detectives.
For detectives, it's like a sword.
This sword inherited from history.
If you don't fight with this...
I'd rather use this sword.
Now that you mention it, I'll say it like this.
It's a romance! Romance!
I don't care about that.
It's not like a show that sticks to the microphone.
It's not content-oriented.
So what do you want to say about this request?
Originally, I wanted you to use this sword.
You want me to use this sword in the future?
I wanted you to use this sword in the future.
If you don't know how to use it, please find it somewhere.
I can't do anything about it.
That's your job, isn't it?
It's up to you.
Did you do everything you could do?
I did everything I could do.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
Please read it.
What is it?
What does it mean?
I received it from Nobuhide Fukuda of Yokohama city.
I received it when I was 42 years old.
I always enjoy watching you in Yokohama.
I have something I'm curious about.
It's the microphone you always use for shooting.
I heard that your tripod-made hand microphone is worn out and dirty.
By the way, I have a relatively clean MS7C with three pins like that.
Can I give it to you for this reason?
What is it?
It's really a piece of cake.
Can I give it to you for this reason?
Who is this?
I'm not from Yokohama.
Can I give it to you for this reason?
It depends.
This is definitely expensive.
I don't think I'm a regular person to own this MS7.
Let's go together.
I don't know what kind of person you are.
Let's go.
Let's go in pajamas.
Why pajamas?
I'm from Yokohama.
Yes.
I'm from Yokohama.
Yes.
It's been a while since I wore a tie.
That's great. Thank you.
Yes.
What did you bring?
A little souvenir.
It depends.
That's right.
I don't know what kind of person you are.
Here you go.
Is the first impression important?
Hello.
Nice to meet you. I'm a detective.
Are you Mr. Fukuda?
Yes, I'm Fukuda.
You have a cute dog.
I've never seen such a cute dog.
What's its name?
Tonoku.
Tonoku!
I brought some souvenirs from Osaka.
I'm Kojima, and I work for an American company.
This microphone...
When you say Detective Scoob, you think of him, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Kojima.
I see.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a stage artist.
I see.
Does this microphone have anything to do with it?
I make all the decorations and props myself.
Do you?
There's a TV crew setting.
It's a private show, so I want what professionals use.
Why did you request this?
When I was watching it, Detective Tamura was wearing a black beanie.
Thank you.
I was disappointed when I saw it.
It's such a popular show with a long history.
I don't think you'd wear a beanie on your head.
We also talked about whether or not we were particular about this.
When you say Detective Scoob, you think of Detective Sankei's microphone.
I think you're right.
I'm sure it's expensive.
Wait a minute.
If you're praising it like that, it must be expensive.
I'm sure of it.
It must be expensive. Let's not do it.
I like Detective Scoob.
I only have 50,000 yen.
I'm sorry, Fuda-san.
Can you show me the actual thing?
Yes, of course.
Wow!
Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!
It's totally different!
Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!
It's totally different!
Oh, it's good!
This is already Japanese-style.
It's like a walk in the park.
It's very natural.
Can I switch with my microphone?
Yes, of course.
And you're going to dance, right?
That's right.
How about distortion?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Which one do you like better?
Of course, this one.
All of you like it.
It's totally different.
Oh, it's good!
Detectives are very generous.
Really?
Yes.
I'm so happy.
No, no.
I really wanted it.
It must have been hard for you to watch.
Yes, it was.
You look happy.
How much is it?
If you're going to use it,
please use it.
Wow!
What are you saying?
I'm not saying anything.
Thank you.
As a detective fan,
I'm happy.
Please do your best even in intense situations.
That's right.
It affects you, too.
Yes, it does.
Yes, it really does.
We've been through that, too.
It's a new way of getting excited.
It's good.
It's a new way of getting excited.
It's really good.
Sometimes you go on location in one day, right?
Yes, yes.
No one has an ace's hand mic.
Right.
Oh, not this one today.
That's common.
When you're on location at the same time.
Yes, it's common.
The fluffy one.
It happens, too, right?
Yes, it does.
It happens.
Sometimes...
Maybe you're all out of work.
But function-wise, it's the best, right?
Yes, it's the best.
I think it's good for sound production.
It's really good.
Does it come often?
That fluffy one.
It's sound-related, so it's often fluffy.
It's not fluffy.
It's easy to catch.
Fluffy detective.
It's good in real life.
It's fluffy.
Now, here is the quiz.
What did Detective Hashimoto say about the reason why traditional mics trouble detectives in winter?
Everyone, please think about it.
Please.
What is it?
It's the past, right?
Yes.
Of course, it's okay for Hashimoto to say it, right?
Is it okay?
Hashimoto...
Is it okay?
This is good.
It can't be helped for the team.
You can't say it, right?
It's good.
Please.
Now, please show us your answers.
Here you go.
First of all, Ishida Detective says, "It's cold as if it's raw."
It's cold.
And Maeda Detective says, "It's cold as if it's raw."
And the Hashimoto Detective Team says, "It's a beer that's cold as if it's raw."
Are you stupid?
No, no.
That's not what I said.
Are you stupid?
It's cold as if it's raw.
Who said "it's cold as if it's raw"?
Tateyanma.
No, no.
Wait a minute.
I said "it's cold as if it's raw."
You're weird.
It's not "it's cold as if it's raw."
It's "it's cold as if it's raw."
That's weird.
If you said "it's cold as if it's raw," you'd say it's the worst.
Now, is there an answer?
Check out the "correct answer" VTR.
It's cold as if it's raw in the winter.
I only know one thing.
It's cold as if it's raw.
It's cold as if it's raw in the world.
Maeda Detective Team is correct!
As a keyword, I saw "raw milk" and "kinkin" but I didn't see either of them.
"raw milk" is "chin chin" and "beer" is "chin chin"
I want to say "raw milk"
Did you say "raw milk"?
Yes, I said "raw milk"
Oh, I see.
My opinion is all rotten!
Sometimes we trust Shichiban-senpai's presence and sometimes we don't.
From now on, we will have a special guest as a special project.
Speaking of "that person" who became a topic of commercials this year...
Let me introduce you!
Who? Who is it?
Our special guest is...
Before that, a commercial!
Do it!
Today, we have a special guest for "Detective Life Schools Thank You for Forgetting Your Age Festival 2017"!
Let me introduce you!
It's this person!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
My name is Tanigura Tanigura-san!
Nice to meet you!
Let's show our emotions!
Who is it?
It's Matsumura!
What?
You're smaller!
Your back is shorter too!
No, no, no!
You're taller!
It's true, it was a hot topic in the commercial!
How much do you weigh?
Right now, I'm on a 30kg diet and I weigh 80kg!
What?
Please cooperate with me!
It's been a while!
Please say something!
Konnichiwa!
I can only see your hand!
Konnichiwa!
But aren't you busy at the end of the year, Mr. Takanohana?
I'm doing something!
Morning practice, afternoon practice, and night practice!
I see!
Since I can't speak, I'll have Matsumura-san speak!
You're similar!
Takanoiwa!
Shirekireke!
Can I change channels?
What?
Takeshi Channel!
Gantagantan!
I can't hear you!
Matsumura!
Hey! Let's go home!
Hey!
Chairman...
Since we're on the subject...
Why are you so stubborn?
He's stubborn!
Amuro-na-mie!
Hello! I'm Amuro-na-mie!
Hello!
I'm Pink Takeshi!
I'm Komatsu-tan Takeshi!
You're quick-witted!
Thank you!
I'm Matsumura Takeshi!
From April 2000 to September 2013...
I've answered a total of 259 requests!
This time...
Matsumura-san himself has chosen...
A masterpiece VTR!
Out of the 259 requests...
Yes!
We'll show you the best 3!
First, let's watch the 3rd and 2nd VTR!
Here it is!
(Mifuji, Shiga Prefecture)
We're in Otsu, Shiga Prefecture!
The most popular restaurant, Mifuji.
- Is it here? - Here it is!
No matter what you order,
you'll get a huge amount of food at this legendary restaurant.
- Mifuji Restaurant. - While we were waiting for our order,
they asked for our autograph.
Thank you very much.
- What's this? - This is Matsumura.
Can you read this?
What?
The owner asked for our autograph.
What's this?
This is the legendary katsudon nami.
And it's cheap!
So you eat this with nami?
To be honest, it's not worth it, is it?
Yes.
There's even more food!
- It's only 150 yen. - It's going to take a long time.
I should've eaten nami.
Behind the regrettable detective,
there's even more scary sighting!
This is a huge fried noodles!
What's this?
Omelette rice.
There's even a huge omelette rice!
Okonomiyaki!
- What? - Good morning!
- Thank you for everything!
As everyone knows, it's a fish shop's restaurant.
(Fish shop's restaurant)
The requester's wish, which devoted his life to swimming,
is to break the world record of speed, which has been requested since the primitive age.
First of all, he measured the time of 100 meters.
Of course, it's far from the world record.
38.43 seconds!
We have to shorten it!
In order to break the world record, you can't choose any means!
It's a strategy of 10 people pulling the requester with a rope!
As a result...
The requester, who experienced speed for the first time, what is the time?
- What's your feeling now? - It feels great!
Meanwhile, the detective also challenged!
This is it! This is it! This is it!
- This is it! - It's amazing!
This is it!
This is it! This is it!
And more!
Isn't the one in second place in first place now?!
That's second place!
That's amazing!
No matter how many times you see it, you'll cry!
No, that one!
The water wall!
The staff said, "Anyway, if you raise it up, can you breathe?"
When I tried to breathe up, there was water everywhere!
There's water everywhere!
It's like you're living in a house in water!
That's right! Even if you go this way, even if you go that way, there's water!
No matter where you go, there's water!
I know why it's called "water wall"!
It's like you're living in a house in water!
It's coated so beautifully!
I'm surprised!
Right?!
It's a meteor shower!
There's no image like that, right?!
It was still big!
Matsumura-san's body!
First of all, at that time it weighed exactly 141 kg!
It's 60 kg now!
It weighed 141 kg in September!
Just now, Hanshin's Imaoka-senshu weighed 141 kg!
They weighed exactly the same!
This is a big record!
It's not exactly the same!
Don't make me say it's exactly the same!
It's not exactly the same!
It's completely different!
But it's not first place!
It's not first place!
Now!
Matsumura-san's bed is decorated!
What will it be like?
Please watch the VTR!
Now!
Matsumura-san's bed is decorated!
What will it be like?
Please watch the VTR!
It's sudden, but I have a favor to ask of you.
What is it?
I'd like my little brother to play catchball with former professional baseball player Tetsuya Iida, who looks just like his father.
Seven years ago, when I was ten and my little brother was four, my father passed away, leaving my mother and us behind.
My father was the head coach of the middle school baseball club, and I've been watching him play catchball like every day since I was little.
Even now, it's my best memory with my father, but my little brother has never done it before.
So I have a favor to ask of you.
I'd like Tetsuya Iida, whose whole family looks just like his father, to play catchball with his little brother.
Does he look that much like Tetsuya Iida?
He does.
He does?
He retired last fall and I think he's a coach now.
Come here.
Wow! He does look like him!
There are people like him in the world.
He does look like him.
What do you remember most about him?
Catchball.
Catchball?
Catchball.
Why do you want your little brother to play catchball with you?
I think he knows how hard it is for his little brother because his father isn't around.
Even if it's a lie, I want Tetsuya Iida to play catchball with his little brother.
Does your little brother say things about you that you don't say?
He doesn't, but I think he does in his heart.
Do you want to play catchball with Tetsuya Iida?
Yes, I do.
You do?
Yes.
Is there anything you want Tetsuya Iida to do for you?
Arm wrestling.
Arm wrestling?!
I've never played a serious match in my life.
What do you want me to do for you, Yocchi?
I have memories of you doing shoulder exercises for me, so I want you to do shoulder exercises for me.
I want you to do shoulder exercises for me.
I have memories of you doing shoulder exercises for me.
Yes.
To your father?
Yes.
And I want to meet your mother, too.
Your mother, too?
Hello!
They wanted to meet you, Iida.
Yes.
Your mother, too?
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
What kind of master was he?
No matter what happens, I will do my best.
If he were with me, he would have successfully failed his entrance exam in the third year of high school.
I'm worried about various things now, but I have to decide.
It's a hard consultation.
Let's ask Mr. Iida for a hard consultation!
Mr. Iida!
I still don't know what Mr. Iida is doing!
Hello, is it Mr. Yakult Swallowt?
Yes, that's right.
I'm Matsumura, a detective of Asahi Broadcasting Detective Night Scoop.
Tomorrow...
Tomorrow?!
Yes.
I'm going to change my line from Friday and I'm going to change it before I change my line.
Yes.
Um... Mr. Matsumura, a detective of Asahi Broadcasting Detective Night Scoop...
Yes, yes.
Again?!
Yes, I'm Matsumura.
Yes.
Who is it?
Hello, I'm Mr. Sudo of Asahi Broadcasting Detective Night Scoop.
Oh, it's you, Mr. Sudo!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Thank you for meeting me at the old Kyocera Dome!
Now, let's go to the Yakult Swallowt training ground in Otsuida!
I'm excited!
You brought this, didn't you?!
Yes.
You brought this glove, didn't you?!
Yes.
Oh, hello!
Thank you for helping me with my detective life in Rakuten!
Thank you.
I've been a coach for 20 years now.
I came here today because I have a favor to ask you at Night Scoop.
Is there anything you'd like me to look at?
Oh, it looks like you!
Dad!
It looks like you, doesn't it?
Yes!
It's your dad!
It looks like me, doesn't it?
It looks like you a lot!
Yes!
Today, my whole family wants you to come.
Oh, really?
You're coming?
Yes!
And it looks like you have other wishes besides catch ball.
Is that okay?
Yes!
Thank you!
Then, let's get started!
I'm sorry, but this is my dad's memento.
This is...
Is it okay if I don't wear it?
I'm sorry, Iida-san!
When Iida-coach comes, think of him as your dad and make his wish come true!
Yes!
Okay?
I'll call Iida-coach.
Yes!
Damn it!
Hey, Mr. Iida-coach.
Hiroo-kun.
Just call me "Daddy" today.
Mom, please be nice to me today.
Thank you for coming, Daddy.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Hey, Daddy!
Yes?
Let's play catch ball!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Alright!
You're good!
Alright!
Wow! You're good!
Alright!
I'm glad you're here.
Are you studying?
Yes!
Really?
Yes!
Alright!
Let's move on to the next request!
I want you to do a cartwheel.
Cartwheel?
I want you to do a cartwheel.
Sounds good!
You're heavy!
What?
You're heavy!
You're the best!
The best?
Am I young?
Do you remember the past?
What kind of hair did you have?
You look like him!
You look like him?
The person with the hair?
You!
You look like him!
You and I will have a serious match.
You and me?
You and me will have a serious match.
Ready...
Go!
I'm desperate, too!
You can do it!
Desperate, too!
You did it!
I did it!
Well, let me say one more thing.
Well, my son failed his college entrance exam this year, and I wanted him to tell me about it.
So I decided to go to an English school or go abroad and study English.
Hiroki, it's your problem.
It's about what you want to do.
I don't want to fail in either of them.
If you don't fail, you won't be able to move forward.
You can't go half-way.
You have to find what you want to do and work hard even if you don't succeed.
You can't think about failure at first.
How about you, Mom?
Mutsuda won't say anything.
I'll decide it myself.
You made it, right?
Yes.
Right, Mom?
Yes.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I'm glad you made it, too.
You're crying over there.
I'm sorry I came all the way here.
Is that so?
It's really...
Do your best from now on.
Come and watch baseball again.
Do your best from now on.
Yes.
Let's team up.
Mother was always happy about this.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
I'm sorry again, Mr. Matsumura.
Mr. Matsumura chose the last one.
It's fun, isn't it?
Mr. Matsumura and his father.
So, when there is a Yakult Line at Nagasaki Stadium,
I often go to see Yakult Line with the feeling that my father will come.
That kind of feeling was very strong.
It's similar.
As soon as I put on my clothes, I couldn't stop crying.
When his younger brother caught him off guard, his older brother's face was irresistible.
That's what came to my mind.
After his parents' death, the director and Mat- chan ate sushi in Tokyo together.
But when I talked about this, the director cried more and more at the sushi restaurant.
And when I called him, wasn't Mat-chan with you?
That's right!
And I was called by Iida-san's phone number.
It might have been a Gelsbern phone call, but I kept saying, "Thank you! You are wonderful! Thank you!"
I said, "I want to eat together with you next time."
And for a long, long time, I was in the Gelsbern phone call.
And I kept thinking, "Maybe it's Mat-chan?"
That's right!
You know, I was sleeping, and around 3 a.m., Toshiyuki Mishida called me and said...
Are you Iida-san's house?
I am Detective Nightscape's chief, Mishida.
You are wonderful!
You are a detective!
You know the heart of a professional baseball player more than anyone else!
You are wonderful!
Thank you!
You are Detective Iida!
You are Detective Iida! Thank you!
And that phone call got stuck in my head.
You are Detective Iida!
Now, everyone, we have a quiz for you!
Yes, we do!
Now, uh...
Wait a minute!
Actually, this has nothing to do with the previous VTR!
What?!
It doesn't come out of the top 3, so...
Yes.
Here we go!
What scene did Detective Matsubara think was the most painful for detectives?
Now, everyone...
Now?!
Please think about the answer and answer it!
The hint is...
It was a location in Yamaoku in Wakayama.
It was a river-related request.
From the moment I did this...
Uh...
The ratings went down a lot!
Oh!
The audience who were watching it screamed a lot!
They screamed!
The audience who were watching it in the studio screamed!
Yes!
They said they wanted to go down an eel!
Without going up!
Now, are you ready?
Yes!
Now, then...
Please say it out loud! Here we go!
Now, Hikachin!
I caught a river fish and chewed it while it was alive.
Yes!
This was a very strong impression!
Ah, is that so?
If it wasn't for Yuta, I would have had the strongest impression!
Ah...
We caught it, too!
Ah...
We caught it, too!
The studio detectives caught it, too!
That's right!
Now, the Maeda team...
River fish in a coffin.
It was there!
It was there! It was there!
And the Hazama team...
Eel's whole meat.
Eel's whole meat!
It wasn't an eel!
There's something you eat like that!
That's right!
You went to do that, right?
Whole meat!
The correct answer will be given by Matsumura-san!
Yes!
Then, please watch the video at that time!
Here you go!
Wow!
The correct answer was to cover the live ayu in a ball!
Wow!
And the correct answer is...
Team Ishida and Team Hazama!
And for our special guest,
they even guessed the ayu!
Team Hazama got...
2 points!
- We should have gotten it! - We should have gotten it!
This is a request to meet an ayu master who is eating live ayu from his head!
And it seems like he ate live ayu in the middle of the day,
pretending to be a master,
but it was a shocking video!
- That's right! - It's not like he did it on his own!
- That's right! - Even until tomorrow, he was doing it like that,
but it was bad reputation!
- That's right! - And when I was eating it,
I thought it would be nice if a small one got caught,
but it was a really big one!
- A really big one got caught! - I thought it was pretty harsh!
- And with that, Mazura-san! - Yes!
- How was it? - It's been a while since I felt like this!
- It's been a while... - It's been a while...
- I want to come and meet you again! - Meet me...
If you can't imitate me, I won't give you a comment award!
- You're too happy! - That's too happy!
- When you were doing that... - When you were imitating me, you were talking like that,
and when you spoke in your national language again, your voice was too low!
- No, it was also about closing at the end! - Yes, that's right!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- Please come again! - Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Now, as a special event,
Detective Night Scoop Forget-the-Year-Fan Appreciation Festival 2017
will be broadcasted.
Next up is Detective Ishida Yasushi!
First, let's watch the 3rd place VTR!
Next up is Detective Ishida Yasushi!
First, let's watch the 3rd place VTR!
The ostrich eggs we got in Okinawa stink like hell and we want you to do something about it.
Let's do it.
I can't imagine what's going on inside.
Oh no, I forgot the red one.
This is hell.
She doesn't want to throw it away because it's a memento.
So she asked a fragrance specialist to neutralize the smell.
Wow.
I like it.
I like it. It's really good.
Wow!
I want to smell people's sweaty faces and uniforms.
He loves sweaty smells.
It's been seven years since he asked her to smell someone's sweat.
I can smell my own sweat.
Have you been eating out?
Yes, I have.
For the past seven years?
Yes, I have.
So you haven't eaten out for seven years?
No, I haven't.
I'm sorry.
That person is a sweaty local hero.
He was a tatami man who tried to spread the goodness of tatami to the world.
Mr. Yamamoto.
Yes, sir.
By the way, why did you want to be a tatami man?
I didn't want an old man like Mr. Yamamoto to meet children and talk to customers.
I wanted someone like a cool local hero to talk to me.
Can you transform now?
What?
You're sweating more than usual.
It's unusual.
Really?
I want to wear it.
You want to wear it, don't you?
At last, he asks her honestly.
Why do you want to wear it?
I want to be wrapped in sweat.
It's embarrassing.
I can't wear it anymore.
How do you like it?
She has just put on a tatami man costume.
How do you like it?
Smell it.
It's great.
How many stars do you want?
I want three stars.
You and the members are good at smelling.
You were good at smelling in 2017.
You were good at smelling.
The smell of the tatami man costume is better than the smell of the rotten egg of the ostrich.
It was terrible.
It was rotten and dry, so it was more disgusting.
It smelled like a big oogamai.
It was terrible.
But, she smelled it all.
She smelled it all.
You don't erase the smell, do you?
You add something and smell it differently.
The smell has compatibility.
That's different.
You suppress it.
That's different.
It has compatibility and coexistence.
You always say something.
I'm sorry.
Detective, be honest.
I'm honest.
What is Detective Ishida's best costume in 2017?
Please play the video.
The place where you put the money of the vending machine is called "effective input gate", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Literally, is it possible to "throw in" the effect?
Kaede-kun!
Hello.
What are you doing?
I want to put a 100-yen coin in here and throw it in here.
Come in!
You know, it's hard to put it in there.
Can you see it?
It doesn't go in like this.
Hello.
Are you a shopkeeper?
I'm a grandma.
Oh, you're a grandma!
Can you put a coin in here and throw it in?
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
I'll put it in without you knowing it.
Can you do something like "zenigata heiji nage"?
What's that?
I'm a grandma now.
I can do "zenigata heiji nage".
Can you do it?
Yes! It's close!
It's close to being a grandma!
Tell me about it!
Where are you going?
From "zenigata heiji", right?
She's a professional of various genres.
Go ahead!
Here we go!
It's amazing!
First of all, the star difference of darts.
He has the world's eighth experience of being number one in Japan.
Nice to meet you!
It's cold and I can't talk.
And Mr. Sasaki of frisbee!
Yes.
You're a tight tiger.
Yes.
What does "ultimate" mean?
"Ultimate" is like adding "pamefuto" and "basket" using a flying disc called "frisbee".
Mr. Sasaki, please!
It's opened!
Wow! It's opened!
Great!
And he is a magician, Mr. Takemiya.
I'm doing it.
Where is your shop located?
Tanimachi Baseball Stadium.
Tanimachi.
Are you doing magic with "tani" ball?
"Tani" ball.
What is this?
A pen.
This is...
A coin.
I'm handling coins, so I'm sure it's a good one.
Mr. Oshino, Mr. Sasaki, and Mr. Takemiya, who do you think is the best?
Magician.
Magician?
It's true.
Really?
In terms of shape...
Yes.
May I?
Yes.
Mr. Sasaki, you too.
Earlier, I threw it from this side.
With "tani" ball, it's easier for me to throw a backthrow.
Is it right-handed?
No.
It's not right-handed at all.
What?
It's difficult.
Mr. Sasaki, may I have it back?
It's not right-handed at all.
I can't spin it.
You can't spin it?
Yes.
Then, Mr. Takemiya...
It's too small.
The snap of my wrist is too big.
As expected of a magician!
What are you doing?
It's out!
I'm giving it a spin.
I see!
What?
Wait a minute.
Could you listen to me?
Well, please.
In the form of a dart.
As much as possible.
I see. This is it.
It's different from before.
I see.
If you can do this as well as you can, it would be great if you could do it with a vertical rotation.
It's like this.
Come in vertically.
Get caught here.
It's like this.
The pose is different.
I see.
It's low.
I see.
I've never seen it before.
I see.
It's been moving from above.
It's up.
It's close.
It's amazing.
Wow!
It went in for a moment.
Wow!
You can do it.
Hoshino-san.
Yes.
The big hint is that you can't do it like this.
Like this?
For example, Hoshino-san did it like this.
But we can do it like this, right?
It's difficult to hit it from above.
Is it difficult to hit it?
It's difficult.
Is it better to hit it from below?
Yes.
It's better to hit it from below or parallel.
Wow!
It's better to hit it from above or parallel.
Wow!
It's close!
It's better to hit it from above or parallel.
Wow!
It's close!
Wow!
It's true!
I see!
It's easier to hit it from below!
Wow!
No, we were hitting it from above!
I thought you were going to end it now.
No, we're going to do it!
Let's all do it!
Anyone can do it!
Please hit it!
I want to take a miracle! A miracle!
Really!
Wow!
It's close!
Wow!
It's close!
Wow!
You're good!
Wow!
You're a composer!
I knew you could do it!
This is it!
You like this one?
Yes!
You should have asked me!
I'm nervous!
I knew it!
Wow!
It's close!
I knew it!
Wow!
It's close!
Is it okay?
Um...
Did you go home in a panic?
Wow!
You're good!
It's close!
Wow!
It's close!
Wow!
It's close!
It's going in!
You can do it!
Wow!
It went in well!
It's close!
Alright! It's close!
It's close!
You can do it!
OK, last one!
I can do it!
Good!
It went in! Why?
You hit it a little.
No, no, this way. What's going on?
You couldn't react!
Too fast!
But it went in!
It went in!
You did it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
It's like coffee!
I'll do it normally.
It's low!
Another historical moment.
It was cold.
When it was really dry.
If you do it all the time, it's a sober work.
Even if it's a hundred yen, it's getting bigger and bigger.
And we all went to a cafe with my grandmother.
Put one finger in hot hot water and all of us...
What are you doing on Sunday?
They call me.
Sometimes they come from somewhere and bring me a stove.
Thanks to all of you.
I had a great sense of unity at that time.
Immediately after that, we all made a group line.
We got along well.
There was something like "I did it!"
Now, here's a quiz.
In the VTR, after the grandmother of the client challenged...
Her cell phone rang and she left, didn't she?
What song was that grandmother's cell phone ringtone?
Now, everyone, please think of the answer and ring the bell.
Do we have a musician?
No, I mean...
Do we have a musician?
Look to the right.
Do we have a super musician?
What are you looking for?
Now, please raise your answer.
Lower team, "Kumasan" in the forest.
Upper team, "Kumasan" in the forest.
Lower team, "Kumasan" in the forest.
Everyone's answer is the same.
Now, look at the VTR with the correct answer.
Here you go!
Do it!
Oh, it's close! It's close!
It's closer to the grandmother!
Tell me! Tell me!
But...
Where are you going?
The correct answer is "Kumasan" in the forest.
I thought it would be a difficult question, but it turned out to be a service question.
I'm sure you'll get it right.
You're doing well today.
You don't have to say it.
Next, we have the best three questions from "Starving Detective".
First, we'll show you the third place.
Next, we have the best three questions from "Starving Detective".
First, we'll show you the third place.
What is this?
Her mother's dream has always been to become a stuntman who does intense action in movies and other places.
I wanted to go to Hollywood and become a stuntman.
How much of a stunt do you want to be?
I want to be a fireman.
She wants to be a fireman!
First of all, please wear a skin coat soaked in a special gel.
Ice water-cooled, wet gel.
It's creepy, but it's all for safety.
She challenges a fierce fighting scene.
It's finally happening!
What?
I won't let you do whatever you want anymore!
Damn it!
Your career ends here!
She set fire to her mother!
Oh, it's burning more than I expected!
Cut! Cut!
Yes!
Are you okay?
It's so hot!
Are you okay?
How do you feel now?
How do you feel right after it's over?
I feel free!
Her mother made her dream come true!
She has to say goodbye to her car, which she has been driving for 16 years.
It's a Subaru Bibio.
It's a Subaru Bibio, right?
A family car full of memories.
Cut!
It feels good!
It's like Sylvania Mountain.
Scary!
It's like burnt Sylvania Mountain.
It's getting dark.
I feel like I'm tired of that area.
It's peeling off.
160,000!
We've been driving for more than 40 minutes on earth.
160,000!
Just the two of us...
Yeah.
...shall we talk?
To decide to say goodbye...
I'm scared.
We've been to so many places together.
Mom...
Don't cry.
I'm scared.
Will she be able to make up her mind?
Thank you so much.
I'm sorry, Mom.
She feels like a mother now!
We'll say goodbye.
You'll say goodbye?
Yeah.
Mom...
I'm crying again.
Is driving okay?
It's okay.
I'm used to it now.
You're used to it now?
You're crying as you drive.
Please take care of me.
Okay, take care of yourself.
It's finally time to say goodbye.
She didn't look away.
She saw Aisha's last moments.
She was a mother who cried until her heart ached.
It's hard for those who love cars.
It's sad when a car gets scrapped.
It's rare to see such a scene.
It's not the moment you see it in the first place.
I don't have a driver's license, so I thought I would cry so much at first.
But as it gradually became known, it was a little overwhelming in the end.
Don't you have a driver's license?
Don't you have a driver's license when you're 18 years old?
That's not the reason.
When you're 18 years old, you'll automatically get a driver's license.
You're in good shape today.
Thank you.
I lost my sense of taste for a moment.
Detective Sabe's best scene in 2017 is...
A few days ago, happy things happened in my house and I ordered sushi for a celebration.
However, when I saw the tuna in the delivered sushi, my whole family was surprised.
On top of a normal-sized rice ball, a thin and long tuna was placed on top of it.
The tuna rice balls I admire are all like red chonmage.
When I told the person who came to get the sushi rice balls about the situation, another person came to apologize later, but I couldn't agree with the excuse he made at the time.
He said the tuna shrunk after he grabbed it.
Is that really true? I can't believe it.
If it's true, I'd like to see the tuna shrink with my own eyes.
Currently, my muscles are contracting for several seconds, so my body is not free, but my curiosity is doubled.
Please do an experiment with me.
Nice to meet you.
A terrible thing has happened.
I couldn't believe it.
You couldn't believe it when you first saw it?
What did you think when you first saw it?
What is this?
I thought it was like a manga.
If there was a rice ball like a manga, the story would be like a stage.
It's pretty small, isn't it?
That chonmage...
You can't stop laughing, master.
You like this chonmage episode, don't you?
I like the story.
Could you put a sushi roll on it?
It's gone.
Put a sushi roll on it.
I see.
Don't you take pictures of it?
Yes, I do.
Wow, look at the sushi.
Are you conscious of Kitaro?
No, it's "tigers".
Oh, it's "tigers".
So it's not Kitaro in yellow and black.
Anago, crab, shrimp, kazunoko...
It's luxurious.
This is red meat.
Red meat...
Wow, it's thin!
You can't stop laughing. It's thin!
It's true! It's chonmage!
That's right.
When I see this, I can't help but laugh.
Look!
Even if you quarrel a little, you show me this picture, right?
You're in a bad mood, but if you show me this picture, how much do you like it?
Which sushi restaurant is it?
Azumazushi Sushi Restaurant.
Azumazushi.
I've been there many times.
It's my wife's birthday.
And at the end of March,
My son was given the chief's internal organ.
So, you know,
I couldn't...
I couldn't finish the episode in the middle.
I couldn't finish it in the middle.
When I came to pick up Azumazushi,
My wife said this to him.
Then what did you say?
The person in charge visited my house,
and what he said at the time was,
that the fish had shrunk.
Does that mean you want to see it shrink?
No, I want to see it shrink.
The ingredients are expensive,
but I can't test it myself.
I see.
You'll have to contact Azumazushi.
Will Azumazushi do it for you?
Azumazushi doesn't have any merit.
Did you do anything good with Azumazushi?
Even when he came to apologize for 100 million yen...
He was a weak-minded person.
What was he like?
I feel sorry for him.
That might be Azumazushi's strategy.
Let's contact Azumazushi.
Hello.
Please come in.
Thank you.
I'm Katsushima, Azumazushi's manager.
Oh, you're the manager.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry, sir.
Sir, the manager is here.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know it would be such a big deal.
Thank you for coming.
It's very important for us.
That's right.
Hey, bend over.
Does the manager think so, too?
I'm sorry.
It's terrible.
It's like a big bowl of sushi.
Azumazushi.
When you came to apologize,
you had a weak-minded person at first, right?
That's right.
Is that your strategy?
No, it's not.
Then you couldn't say anything anymore, right?
You had a weak-minded person at first,
and then you had a kind-hearted person next to you.
You sent a weak-minded person at first,
and then you sent a kind-hearted person next to you.
Is it a coincidence?
It's a coincidence.
If you think it's a coincidence,
you can apologize now.
I'm sorry. I lied.
It's not a lie.
I want you to see me shrink.
I think you can do it.
Can you do it?
Azumazushi Shikiden Shrink Toro.
I'm not happy at all.
I'm enjoying it.
Can you do it here?
From now on?
Of course.
Yes, of course.
Thank you for waiting.
Excuse me.
Are you confident that you can make sushi shrink today?
Yes, I am.
No, you are not.
Are you okay?
No, you are not.
It's bigger than a normal restaurant.
Yes, it's not a TV.
Yes, it's bigger than a normal restaurant.
Yes, it's big.
Look at it.
It's big.
It looks delicious.
You may not know it even if you look at it for a long time.
Let's wait for it to shrink.
Let's wait for it to shrink for 45 minutes.
Please look forward to it.
Please open your eyes and look at it.
It looks delicious.
It's cute.
How do you like it?
It's like the magic of that time.
I can't stop laughing.
Okay, okay.
At first, it's big.
It's moving a lot.
It's thin!
Dad!
It's amazing!
Dad!
It's thin! It's thin!
It's true!
What is the cause of this?
Usually, when you catch a tuna on a boat,
there are dead ones when you get on the boat.
This tuna is caught alive,
and it is stored on the boat,
and it is immediately frozen,
but it doesn't have time to solidify, and it freezes.
After it solidifies, it starts to solidify, and it becomes like this.
In other words, you are delivering fresh tuna.
That's right.
Yes.
Please let me emphasize it.
We are delivering fresh tuna.
Yes.
It's a great success!
It's solidified!
Thank you!
This happened because it was too fresh.
Because it was too fresh.
It's like a death sentence, isn't it?
It's too early.
A death sentence followed in an hour's gap.
That's right.
Your father was also quite cheerful.
He really enjoyed it.
He kept laughing all the time.
But he made me feel very happy.
And also, Azumazuhi-san's bowl movement.
Yes.
Even if you say "chijibutoro", it won't come, will it?
That's right.
Azumazuhi-san doesn't have "chijibutoro" on her menu.
Don't you have "naitoro scoop" or something like that?
I don't do it because I'm in a good mood.
You don't do it, do you?
You really don't do it, do you?
I may be making a new menu.
Then, here is the quiz.
The client said "chijinda chutoro" to something and couldn't stop laughing.
What was it?
Please answer.
This?
Is this a quiz?
Yes, it is.
I wonder if every writer who comes up with a quiz is different.
There is a level difference.
It's amazing.
You answered it quickly.
You answered it without making it "toro toro".
Thank you very much.
And? And? And?
This is the end of the first part.
Why? Why?
I've run out of ideas.
Amazing.
As expected of Sanrenpa-san.
I want to kiss his feet if I get killed.
What is that?
What is it?
Chintoro's Chintoro.
Chintoro is dead.
Oh, he's dead.
He's dead.
Everyone, please give us your answers!
Chonmage.
That's what it is.
Now, please watch the video clip.
What did you think, Tsukasa Enshou?
What is this?
I can't stop laughing.
You're so thin!
You're right!
Chonmage.
I can't stop laughing, master.
You like this Chonmage episode, don't you?
The answer is Chonmage.
Thank you.
All of you got it right.
All right.
Let's go.
All right.
It's a close match.
It's amazing.
It's like an anime.
It's a close match.
All of you got it right.
It's a close match.
Now, let's move on to the best three from Maeda Prefecture Detectives.
First of all, please watch the video clip of the top three.
Now, let's move on to the best three from Maeda Prefecture Detectives.
First of all, please watch the video clip of the top three.
Now, let's move on to the best three from Maeda Prefecture Detectives.
- Excuse me. - He says he eats so much that he doesn't know his limits.
How much do you weigh?
- Well, 49 kilograms. - What?
How much can you eat?
By the way, is there anything you'd like to eat?
- Sea urchins. - Sea urchins.
If I can make it today...
He wants to say he's full just once.
- So he prepared... - Tuna.
- Tuna, 53 kilograms! - 53 kilograms!
Thank you!
- It's 49 kilograms, right? - 49 kilograms.
- 53 kilograms of tuna. - 53 kilograms.
It's like a car bigger than a tunnel is passing by.
He says he can eat a thousand sea urchins with this tuna.
Will he be able to reach his dream of eating sea urchins for the first time in his life?
- Please fill me up. - Thank you for it.
- Is it morning today? - Yes, it is.
- It's morning today. - That's amazing!
- Thank you for today. - I got caught today.
I was eaten by a human smaller than me.
His evil challenge to fill himself up has begun!
He ate a hundred sea urchins!
Everyone is busy, but he's busy eating.
Will the 49-kilogram giant eat up 53 kilograms of tuna?
Please eat up.
He ate 50 servings of otsukuri, which is 250 kilograms.
He ate 300 pieces of sushi.
He kept eating as long as he could, but he didn't feel full.
(He didn't feel full.)
The client's mother says she hasn't sung until the end of her song
just by hearing the sound of sea urchins.
- The joy of living in this world - It's coming.
- and sadness - It's coming.
In the blue sky, little birds are singing.
Glingling, on the hill, la la la, green is burning.
That's when my dad said, holding me in his arms,
even in painful and sad times, la la la, love.
That's not all!
Glingling, please read me the lyrics.
Okay.
She read the lyrics without singing.
Glingling, on the hill, la la la, green is burning.
She cried after all!
Glingling, on the hill, la la la, green is burning.
Why is that?
It's a story about a father and son.
Did you lose your father early?
No, he's still alive.
Are you on bad terms with him?
No, we're on good terms now,
but we had a fistfight in our 30s.
What?!
Why did you fight with your father?
I didn't know if I'd be on "Bordry" or not.
Dad's here.
Dad, hello.
It's the first time I'm here.
And...
His daughter cried!
Dad laughed!
Why is that?
I'm asking you about your past, but I don't really have one.
But your name is Midori-san, right?
Yes, Midori-san.
Well, it's a little...
Green-green?
Your name is Midori-san and it's green-green?
Well, Midori-san is included in the lyrics, too.
It's like something about my past...
Why is it like this?
See? Nobody can relate!
Oh, really?
I'm just trying to be taken in by my past.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not used to it.
Even people who eat a lot...
In the end, you get full and you can't go back.
You have to go back because of the subway.
You can't help it and you can't stop it.
But if you have time, you can go infinitely.
You can eat forever.
But if you eat, all of it will come out of your hands.
You can go in and use the bathroom as many times as you like.
It's like a rocket pencil.
Let's go to the next one.
Okay!
Detective Maito's 2017 best one is...
What could it be? Please show us the video!
Detective Maito's 2017 best one is...
What could it be? Please show us the video!
I found Wonderland in my hometown.
It's in Fukuyama City, Hiroshima Prefecture.
It's a shop with an indescribable flavor called "Snack Zilba".
In the shop, there is a caraculary doll that the master has continued to make.
The master has also developed various inventions.
As a latest work, a throwing ball for bears has been completed.
It's exciting!
We look forward to working with you!
It's been a while since I've seen this master.
That's right! It's a wonder game!
Which one is it?
Snack Silver!
You came all of a sudden!
I see!
That scared me!
This one reacts and this one...
This is an amazing device!
Hello!
Look!
Isn't it Kawaida-san?
That's right!
We have a request!
To the Anti-Detective Agency!
What's your name?
My name is Ohran!
What's your name?
My name is Sadao Ryoden.
Sadao-san!
Nice to meet you!
You scared me!
You have a unique voice!
No, no!
It's not as unique as the store!
It's amazing!
Is it handmade?
Yes, it's handmade!
It's like a live-action manga "Taro"!
It's like a mini-game!
With a pen?
This is a flowerpot.
A flowerpot.
I made it with this flowerpot.
This person is amazing.
Since I was little, I like making things like this.
Making things like this?
Yes.
This really works.
What?
This really works.
This lady is our hostess.
When I saw her...
She's our hostess?
She bowed her head and said, "Welcome."
She said it in a cute way.
All of the flowerpots are out of town.
I see. All of them are out of town.
This part is already out of stock.
This is just a cake.
It's important to disinfect.
It says, "It's not good for money."
It's not good for money, so I turned it around.
You made this, too?
This is a blue sheet.
This?
It's true!
There's a blue part left.
Yes, there is.
This blue sheet is...
You did it so well!
Yes, yes.
What about the face?
I sculpted it.
You did it?
Yes.
You made it out of wood?
You didn't sell it, but you made it?
Yes, I made it.
You're amazing!
I see.
Wow, there's a stage.
Yes.
When you look at it, there are many different features.
Mom!
Mom?
Mom is here, too?
Mom is here, too.
She's cute.
She's cute, isn't she?
She's cuter than I expected.
What are you doing in this countryside?
She's back.
Wow!
You took a break.
I'm excited like you.
Mom.
Yes?
It's a tough life.
No, it's fun.
Really?
How many hostesses do you have?
I have one hostess.
She's from China.
She's working today.
Her name is Wang Qiongmen from China.
Mom, you're like a horror manga character.
What?
It's like you're caught in a haunted village.
No, I'm not.
It's so scary.
What is it?
If you sing well, you'll have fewer hostesses.
Takemi, give her a round of applause.
There's a hostess nearby.
Go ahead.
This is Wang Qiongmen.
Wang Qiongmen!
Wow, Wang Qiongmen!
You made this, too?
Yes.
You're amazing.
What about this one?
I made this, too.
Wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!
Master!
This is terrible!
Master!
If you don't make it funny, the audience won't like it.
Funny?
If you want the audience to be happy, you have to make it funny.
That's how you make it.
They'll like it.
What about this one?
It's been five years now.
I was lucky and won the competition.
Really?
You're the best.
What?
That was a great time.
Who drew this picture?
I drew it.
There's a fear of retreating in the back.
I saw it and sketched it.
You can draw personal touches, too.
Yes.
The entrance?
Yes.
When I saw you, I misunderstood your personal touch.
What do you do on stage?
I act.
You act?
Yes, I do.
You do?
Yes, I do.
The microphone?
The white grass...
When the audience drinks and says, "Oh, no,"
a handful of white grass comes up.
You control the white grass and get the electricity.
Did you make it?
Yes, I did.
What?
Look.
This is...
There's a broom in it.
When you lift it up...
The white grass...
Scratches it.
I see.
When you scratch it and the white grass falls, it goes here.
It fell like this.
What did you do?
I picked up someone's white grass yesterday.
So you're all using the same toothbrush.
Yes.
I've been using it for 25 years.
You've been using it for 25 years.
You're all using the same toothbrush.
I left the detective's microphone here.
I'll go get it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I got it.
Detectives all picked up white grass.
You're all using it.
This paper is interesting, too.
In the past, if you saw someone or something, you'd pick it up.
And if you cut it, it'd fall.
I see.
It's easy to pick up.
Sometimes it doesn't stick and you don't know.
This is useful.
Which one do you like?
I was thinking of picking up "a".
"a"?
Yes.
Is it okay?
This is good.
Really?
Is it better than "a"?
It's better than someone's smell.
In the past, there were "kumaodoshi" and "inuishi".
This is a secret base.
What's this?
It's wide.
Is this "kumaodoshi"?
Yes.
If you meet a bear, you take it off.
It's not happening now, but you take it off and throw it at the bear.
Then, it pops and becomes natural.
It makes a sound.
Doesn't it have a strong effect?
If you think you can use it in the north, you can use it.
You can't see it here, but you can use it here.
Let's say there's a bear.
If you meet a bear like this...
There's a bear!
You take it off.
Wow!
Then, the bear will run away.
I think it works.
Isn't it good?
It's good.
There's one more.
There it is!
There's a bear.
If you meet it, it will get angry.
It will get angry!
Wow!
This is very useful.
It works, doesn't it?
It probably works, doesn't it?
By the way, how much does it cost?
It's about 5,500 to 6,000 yen.
I'll do it every time.
Life and thoughts are cheap.
After 5 minutes of washing my eyes, will you show me this store alone?
Okay!
Oh, you are crying!
Oh!
Akemi-chan!
Yes?
The Olympics will be held in three years.
We have to do our best, too.
That's right.
Akemi-chan is white.
Why don't you become a dance partner with me?
Dance partner?
No, no, no!
Why don't you dance with me?
One, two, three, four!
Chinko-mameko-pon!
Chinko-chin-chin-chin!
This is not a correct dance.
This is a musical style when you hit the drum.
"Chi" is cymbal, "kon" is ancient music, and "mame" is Otamada-koshi.
"Mame" is not a weird rhythm, Akemi-chan.
Chinko-mameko-pon!
Chinko-mameko-pon! Chinko-mameko-pon!
Mari-san, what do you think of it?
I want you to stop it.
Chinko-mameko-pon!
It's good that you edited it in an easy-to-see way,
but it took me about 30 minutes at the studio.
But I like to make everyone happy.
Even the bears in "Tadabete Senshin" were made by people.
So we only had two choices.
What would you do if you couldn't escape with only two choices?
Believe in yourself!
Now, here is the quiz.
Theme song of "Akebi-chan Cont" by "Ningyo ni Yoru"
"Chinko-mameko-pon"!
What do they mean?
I will give you as many points as you get it right.
If you get it all right, you will get 3 points.
Will there be a difference in this quiz?
This is a chance for you to lead.
It's a great chance!
Please answer!
If you only look at the words, it looks like a dirty joke.
That's right.
It's definitely not a dirty joke for you, dad.
Not at all.
It's not a joke at all.
It has a proper meaning.
It seems like you bet on the whole team.
Then, please give us your answer in advance.
Beans and beans and "pon".
Team Ishida's "chin" is cymbals.
And "mame" is local cuisine.
Suddenly "omame"
"Pon" is drums.
And Team Maeda's "chin" is cymbals.
"Mame" is local cuisine.
"Pon" is local cuisine.
And only Team Kazama's "chin" is unusual.
"Mame" is local cuisine.
"Pon" is healthy cuisine.
It looks like a dirty joke for you, dad.
It seems like it has a proper meaning.
How many correct answers do each team have?
Let's see the correct video.
One, two, three, four...
"Chin" is cymbals. "Pon" is local cuisine.
"Chin" is beans and "pon".
"Chin" "chin" "chin"
"Chin" is cymbals. "Pon" is local cuisine.
"Mame" is local cuisine.
"Chin" is cymbals. "Mame" is local cuisine.
"Pon" is local cuisine.
"Chin" is local cuisine. "Mame" is local cuisine.
The first and second teams have 1 point each.
The first and second teams have 0 points.
"Mame" is local cuisine. "Otama" is local cuisine.
"Mame" is local cuisine. "Mame" is local cuisine.
"Mame" is local cuisine. I think "otama" is "otamajakushi" which is the musical note.
It's hard to think of.
I think we can understand the "bonji".
Because you're a genius.
I thought I shouldn't say it.
I know, right?
Detective Night Scoop's "Forgetting the Year" Fan Thank You Festival 2017 is finally coming to an end.
Detective Takiyama Takanori will be taking over.
Please watch the second VTR first.
Detective Takiyama Takanori will be taking over.
Please watch the second VTR first.
Detective Takiyama Takanori will be taking over.
A ghost comes out of a karaoke box's toilet.
And that ghost is peeing.
The detective went to the crime scene on an unbelievable request.
Is this it?
Let's go, Fred.
It was open when I came in.
It was open?
Wait a minute.
I told you not to do it.
I'm serious.
Look at this.
We're filming a TV show.
When we tried to talk to him politely...
Is there something you want to say?
Let me film for a bit.
Can we solve this mystery?
I got it.
This is what's going on.
The tank.
Look.
When we asked a water dispenser...
Ben is doing his job.
I think that's why this is happening.
Is Ben in here?
Yes.
When Ben gets old and there's air leaking...
There's a sound like a fart.
I'm sure we'll all be able to sing with peace of mind.
One is to drink soda and hold back your fart.
The other is to put air in your butt and hold back your fart.
If you do both...
Who can hold back first and who can't?
With the help of night scoop Nonoyama...
The detective will put air in his body and check.
Slowly.
Try not to hit the wall.
Is it in?
Yes.
Please put air in here.
We can't know if there's air leaking.
It's been a while since we've seen this method.
I'll put it in.
Yes, I'll open it.
I'll do it.
Yes.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry, it came out.
I'm sorry, Mr. Diner.
What was that?
It came out.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
One, two...
Shh...
It came out!
Wait!
It came out!
It hurts!
My hair came out.
I can still hold my breath.
It's a butt paint!
This is also a detective's job!
I can't believe it.
This is a night scoop, right?
Yes, it's a night scoop.
I can't believe it.
But, after all, it was impossible to do it from below.
That's right.
Gapp is like this, when you drink and start talking, air comes in and you go "ugh".
It's not like you can put it in from below.
Don't copy it, please.
I won't copy it.
Detective Takiyama.
2017 Best One is...
What is it, VTR?
Detective Takiyama's 2017 Best One is...
What is it, VTR?
One day, we stopped by a supermarket in Ueki Corner with my husband and bought coffee beans.
We love coffee.
We drink it many times a day.
"If you get pregnant, you can drink a lot of coffee," we said, but we've been raising it with love.
But it's been 17 years since we've had any signs of pregnancy.
We gave up that we wouldn't have to take care of it anymore, but in November of last year, we took care of it just a little bit.
As its name suggests, its body is now red like a cherry tree.
But my husband, who was looking forward to taking care of it more than me, passed away nine years ago.
So I'd like to ask you, detective, I can no longer drink coffee with my husband, but I'd like to make coffee out of this precious body of mine, which took me 17 years to make, and serve it to my husband.
It may be my first and last drink.
Before it rots away, could you somehow lend me your strength?
Oh, it's my husband.
- Ms. Nanbo. - Yes.
- Oh, Ms. Nanbo Kyoko. - Yes.
- Oh, you're here. - This is...
Hello.
- Um, I think, Ms. Nanbo... - Yes?
- Is it this or this? - Yes, it is.
- I think it's this, right? - Yes, it is.
The coffee is...
It's quite...
There it is!
Oh!
- Isn't it coffee? - Yes, it is.
Wow, it's so beautiful!
- Is this the first coffee you've made in 17 years? - Yes, it is.
I used to give up, but...
- Is this your husband? - Yes, it is.
- Excuse me, I have a watch, so could you just let go of my hand? - Yes, of course.
Excuse me.
Oh, you're a cool woman.
- Here you are. - Thank you very much.
- By the way, what made you stop drinking coffee? - Cancer.
- Oh, you got cancer. - Yes.
- Um, I found out about it about two months ago. - I see.
- I was in my ninth year of college, - I see.
- so I couldn't do much for him. - I see.
- I couldn't even prepare coffee that I liked even when I was in my tenth year of college. - I see.
- So I decided not to drink coffee at all. - I see.
- So you two talked a lot about drinking coffee when you got cancer? - Yes.
- But it didn't work out at all? - Yes, it didn't.
- But I just caught up with his age last year. - Oh, I see.
- When I was his age. - I see.
I feel something.
- Oh, you got cancer when you caught up with his age? - Yes.
- It didn't work out at all? - No, it didn't.
- Wow, I didn't know that. - I know it's just a coincidence.
Maybe he's asking you to let him drink coffee.
You wanted him to drink coffee, didn't you?
- I've been wanting to drink coffee for a long time. - I see.
- I've been raising him, and I was really looking forward to it. - I see.
- Yes. - I see.
- So you don't know what you should do about it, do you? - No, I don't.
- Oh, I think I know what we should do about it. - Oh, you do?
It says "siphon coffee". Shall we go and ask for it?
- You know those raw coffee beans? - Yes.
- I have some of them right now. - Yes, yes.
- I'd like to have some coffee with them. - Yes.
It would take a long time for me to make coffee with them.
- I can't do it. - You can't?
Even if you bring red beans here, you can't make coffee with them?
- No, we can't. - We can only drink coffee, right?
- Yes.
There is a coffee shop called "moka jaba" two streets away from where you can buy my beans.
I think we can make coffee there.
- Oh, this is it! "moka jaba". - Yes.
- You know those red coffee beans, right? - Yes, yes.
- I'd like to drink them as regular coffee. - Yes.
- I don't think you can do it theoretically. - Oh, really?
- Can you do it? - Yes.
It's not normal, so it's difficult to do difficult things.
These beans are grown and grown from bean sprouts.
I don't think it's normal for beans to grow.
- I don't think it's a prerequisite for flowers to bloom in Japan. - Oh, really?
- It's amazing, because you said it's nutritious. - That's right.
This is it.
- This is it! - It's very ripe.
It's very ripe.
- Just looking at the color, it looks just right. - Oh, it's just right!
- You can't tell what's inside, can you? - No.
- There's not much inside. - No.
- You can't tell unless you break it up. - Yes, you're right.
- Let's do it carefully. - Oh, yes.
- Because we only have one of these. - Yes, let's do it.
Let's do it carefully.
- Oh, it's cut! - It's cut!
It was cut surprisingly easily!
- Now, we've harvested it. - We've harvested it.
- There's meat inside, but what's inside? - If you open it up...
- Oh, it's cut. - It's cut.
- There's juice coming out of it. - Oh, yes, there's juice coming out of it.
- Oh! - Oh, it's cut!
- There's the core, so it's in there for beans. - It's in there!
Oh, that's good!
The color inside looks good, and it's in good shape.
- It's in very good condition. - It's in very good condition?
- Yes. - Oh, that's good!
- There's still a shell. - Oh, there's still a shell!
- How does the shell work? - I've never done this before, but...
If you get too close, the inside of the bean will come out of the bean.
It's hard to drink a lot of coffee.
I'm sorry.
Remove the white part.
There should be green beans in it.
It's green beans.
Next, roast it.
When you put it too close,
the surface becomes hard and water comes out.
It's difficult.
Don't burn it.
If you burn it, it will be ashes.
Coffee
Let me see.
It's amazing.
Wow, it's coffee.
It's coffee. It smells like coffee beans.
It's in.
Two beans are in.
I'll do it.
Please.
It's empty.
It's empty?
Yes.
Can I?
Yes.
Please lift it up.
It's so little.
Yes.
It's so little.
It's in. It's in.
It's in.
It's in the groove.
Yes.
You can take it out.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
If it's this little,
the amount of water is about a teaspoonful.
In other words, it's enough water.
It's enough.
Yes.
(It's done)
That's amazing.
It's done.
I didn't think it would come true.
I asked various people for help.
My wife asked me stupidly and said "I'm sorry."
No, it's no big deal.
It's a coffee between you and your husband.
Wife, please taste it.
I'll eat it.
How is it? It's delicious.
Is it delicious? It's delicious.
Really? Really?
Yes, it tastes like coffee.
It's delicious.
If you can do it next year, will you drink it again?
I'll call you again.
You can do it alone.
It's a masterpiece.
In Japan's environment, it's hard to make a living.
When my husband died and my wife became an adult, I could make a living.
It's just a grain of rice.
That's right. It was a strange feeling.
Now, everyone, this is the final question.
Ichida team has 6 points, Maeda team has 6 points, and Kanpei team has 5 points.
Now, everyone, this is the final question.
Next year is 2018.
If you answer correctly, you will get 2018 points.
What are you doing now?
What did you do just now?!
Come on, Sabin.
This is what you do every year.
Your points go up every year.
Thank you very much, everyone.
This is a chance for you to turn things around.
Here is the quiz.
How many times did the client say "delicious" when they drank coffee?
Please write down the number of answers.
Go ahead!
Did anyone count?
If you all get it wrong, you'll be the closest person.
That's right.
Shall we do it in close quarters?
Okay, everyone.
Please hand it over.
Three times, three times, and three times.
I see.
Hazama team has to change their answer.
We have to change it.
They can't change it.
And you'll have the same points.
Will it be a match?
The team that leaves three chances and...
Then we'll...
Sensei, is it okay?
Unexpectedly, Maeda team is going with it.
Two chances!
Ishida team, two chances.
And Maeda team, three chances.
And Hazama team, four chances.
Are there any correct answers?
Please show us the correct VTR.
How is it?
It's good.
How is it?
It's good.
The correct answer is six times.
And so, the closest person is...
Hazama team!
And so, the winner is... Hazama team!
And so, the winner is...
The detective team will receive a year's worth of detective papers!
I'm so happy!
I'm going to get it for sure!
Of course you will!
And Mr. Kita, how did you like it?
I'll do my best to win next year!
I see!
He won!
He's so motivated!
Everyone, please send your questions to this detective office.
An excellent detective will immediately find out the truth of the mystery.
For those of you who have chosen us, we offer you wonderful detective papers.
The address is...
Postcard number 530-8011.
We're looking for Detective Knight Scoop.
Thank you for watching 2017!
Detective Knight Scoop will continue to become a detective giant and do our best!
Everyone, please send in your questions!
And so, everyone...
Happy New Year!
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