AISubs v3.5
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I'll be able to capture you and fall in love with you.
Please hug me tighter than usual
It's time for "Detective Nightscoop"!
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of "Detective Nightscoop",
who puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly clarifies various mysteries and doubts!
I'm Yurika Matsuwa, the director of "Detective Nightscoop"!
I'm here to find and pursue excellent detectives based on requests from those who watch TV and watch high- ranking detectives!
And today's guest is, beyond generations and beyond waves,
the top surf rider in the entertainment world, Katsumata Kunikatsu!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for having me!
Now, let's start with our first request of the day!
Yes, our first request is from Yoshio Mishima, 36 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Nice to meet you, detectives! I enjoy watching you every week!
This time, we'd like you to investigate animals' smells!
Actually, I'm a smell fetcher!
Leg nails, a hat my wife sewed for me, toys my children play with me...
I can smell anything I want!
There's one thing I want to smell and want to smell and can't help it!
And that is...
The smell of kangaroos' bellies!
I've never thought of that!
Kangaroos spend about half a year after birth raising their babies in their bellies.
I'm very curious about what kind of smell they have in their bellies!
My soon-to-be-two-year-old son has begun to be interested in animals and often goes to zoos with me...
But I always feel frustrated in front of kangaroos' bellies!
Can you do something about it, detectives? Thank you in advance!
Sometimes we get requests like this, don't we?
Smell fetchers tend to look at us like perverts, but...
For your information, we don't like smelly smells...
We want to smell unknown smells!
And this time, it's unknown, isn't it, kangaroos?
Yes!
Don't say, "Does it smell?" or "Does it smell?"
It's the unknown smell of kangaroos!
It's in their bellies, isn't it?
It's in their bellies!
How can you smell it?
Have you been able to smell kangaroos' bellies?
Please have a look!
It's in their bellies!
- Yes? - Oh, good morning!
- Oh, hello! - Good morning!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
You're eating too much!
- You're right! - You know...
- I'm a little scared now! - Oh, really?
Today...
The driver and...
...the cameraman...
- I'm so scared right now! - Really?
What do you do for a living?
I'm a cigarette manufacturer.
You're good at smelling things.
That's right. I'm good at...
...tasting things.
For example, this bucket of water...
- Yes, yes. - The brown one.
I open it...
...and say...
Oh, I think it's about ten of them.
- Oh! - Yes.
Oh, I think it's about ten of them.
- You can tell by their smell? - Yes, yes.
- Can you tell by their smell? - Yes, I can.
Oh...
It's a little different from the smell fetish I thought it would be.
- It's one rank higher. - That's right.
Do you have something like "I like this"?
My wife hates it a lot, but...
...it's a comb.
I'm sorry.
- I'm back to being a pervert. - I'm sorry.
- Can I sit down for a moment? - Yes, yes, yes.
No, it's like...
- You smell it in an amazing way. - What?
What?
I thought it was really gross.
- Can you bring it over? - Yes.
- This... - I don't like it.
Can you tell me how you smelled it when you found it?
- I just... - Yes.
- ...returned and... - Yes.
- It's not normal. - It's not normal?
- No. - You smelled every corner of it.
Can you do it again?
This time, we'd like to smell inside of kangaroos' nests.
That's right. A hidden smell.
Kangaroos live in their nests, don't they?
In those nests, they give birth and raise their babies.
It's a long time for kangaroos to stay in their nests.
Can you say goodbye to kangaroos in those nests?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
Maybe it's a good smell.
Kangaroos dance to a smell they've never smelled before.
That's right.
Do you have a specific smell you'd like to smell?
No, I don't.
I'm thinking about it.
My goal is...
If I can go like this...
It's the best.
- Home? - Home.
Can you do it?
You don't have to say "here you are".
That's right.
Another one is...
Using tools.
I made it.
You're well-prepared.
Here you are.
Can you smell it?
Oh!
It smells like laundry.
It's amazing!
It smells good!
I took a bath today, so my underwear is clean.
It smells like laundry.
This tool is amazing!
- Hello. - Hello.
- How are you? - I'm fine.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- I've never tried anything like this before. - No, you haven't.
I don't know how far we can go with this, but we'll do our best for the challenge.
- There it is! - There's a lot of them!
It's huge!
Wow!
It's huge!
Look at it! It's like...
It's like "futefute"
It's like "good morning"
It's like "take a poop"
- It's staring at us. - It's staring at us.
Wait a minute!
It's covering us!
Shut up!
It's like a gap!
It's staring at us.
It's very cautious.
It's staring at us.
It's like "what are you doing?"
Look at it! It's so cute!
Look at it!
It's very cautious.
Oh, I see. But it grows back.
- Have you ever smelled it? - No, I haven't.
- Have you ever heard of it? - No, I haven't.
- Oh, really? - Yes, I haven't heard of it.
- Maybe it's the first time in human history. - Maybe.
- Maybe it's the first time in human history in Misaki Park. - Misaki Park is the first in history!
- Yes, it is. - It seemed very rare.
Males kick and stand up when they are grabbed by females.
- But females are relatively... - They are relatively calm.
Even if there is a baby, it's hard for them to approach.
- Are there breasts in the baby? - Yes, there are four breasts in the baby's belly.
- What about the baby's excretion? - It's done in the baby's belly.
- What about the excretion? - If you leave it as it is, it will get dirty.
- So, mothers are taking care of it. - They lick it and eat it.
- Do they go in by themselves? - They pull it and eat the part close to it.
Misaki Park
Now, Ishima-san has come to the hospital to smell kangaroos' bellies.
However, the kangaroos are very cautious.
What is it? What is it? A red one is coming from behind.
What is it? Is it not good?
Oh, it's hard to see. I thought I could pull it.
Eat slowly. Eat slowly. Eat slowly.
The world of children and children.
I got up.
It's close.
It comes from beyond.
It smelled first.
It is quite good.
It is good.
It smells.
How are you?
It became quite close.
The child cannot enter.
You will be a child.
It's close.
How about bringing food?
It's not good to bring food.
It's coming.
It's coming very close.
It's stroking.
Let's go directly.
I thought it was Kanji.
Saki, Saki, Saki, trust relationship.
It was Kanji, but it was good Kanji, but it was good.
Because the baby is inside.
So, like this.
You can pull it a little, right?
While touching it a little.
Because the baby is inside, you have to be careful about that area.
Yes.
Would you like to eat it?
Are you putting your finger in it?
What are you doing?
You are doing something.
What are you doing?
I'm smelling it.
Are you smelling it?
Try putting your finger in it.
Good.
You are collecting quite a lot.
You are wiping it off.
It's cold.
What are you doing?
How is it?
Is it different?
Jerky.
It smells like star meat.
Star meat, star meat.
Jerky, jerky.
If you go directly, it's a little too much.
Do you want to say your secret word?
Roundery.
It's roundery.
Are you putting your finger in it?
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Are you putting your finger in it?
It's stuck! It's stuck! It's stuck!
You broke it!
You broke the roundery!
Let me help you.
I think you can do it. I think you can do it.
Be careful of the shadows.
You are bold. You are bold.
You are used to it.
Can you go deeper? Can you push it a little more?
Go deeper. Go deeper. Go deeper.
You can do it. You can do it.
Can you do it?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
It smells really bad in there.
What does it smell like?
Poop.
How much did you put in it?
A lot.
You put in a lot.
When I took a deep breath, it smelled like poop.
Didn't you get tired of it?
I didn't get tired of it.
Did you say "no" to it?
No, I didn't say "no."
What did you say?
It's here!
I didn't think it would go that well for the breeders as well.
But I heard kangaroos sometimes feed their customers.
So I was used to people more than normal kangaroos.
But I didn't know it was this big.
That's amazing.
I used to wipe it off.
I put it in a bag and took it home.
I left it like a drink holder in my car.
And I'm going on a trip with a traffic light badge like this.
It's written "jerky".
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Shouhei Ueda, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture and is 25 years old.
The other day, I went to an old-fashioned batting center in Uji City for the first time in a while.
And something like a manga world happened there.
The ball thrown by the machine looked like two baseball balls from a baseball manga.
To be precise, there were two balls.
One ball was straight and the other was curved.
Those two balls flew at the same time.
Both of them wanted to hit back the ball that came out at the same time, and they tried it over and over again, but it didn't work at all.
Is there anyone who can hit it back? Both of them want to see the moment when it becomes a hit.
Please cooperate with us, detectives who have a sense of baseball.
Oh, this is a mechanical malfunction.
What is it?
What?
No, I was sleeping for a while.
You were doing it yourself, weren't you?
I went to the batting center and two balls came out.
No, I've never seen it.
No, it didn't come out.
That's why I'm going to hit it back beautifully. I don't think you know it, but I played baseball in high school.
Is that so?
That's right.
So I said, "Let's go."
What happened?
This is what happened.
Batting center, Monaco.
Hello.
Shohei-kun.
What is it?
Two balls came out and it was like a baseball.
Let me do it.
It doesn't work at all.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Are you free today?
I'm doing it for the time being.
Can you take a look at it?
Where is it?
This is the batter box.
No. 5.
Curve 90 km, straight 10 km.
If there was a difference of 20 km, it would be easy.
When did it come out?
When I switched from straight to curve.
Did you switch from straight to curve?
That's right.
Switch from straight to curve.
Switch!
That's a curve.
You can't do it at all.
You can't do it at all!
It's all one ball, one ball, one ball!
You're lying!
No, I'm not lying.
It's true.
Two balls came out.
When it came out, if you hit it with this fifth ball,
two balls would come out, right?
It did come out.
It did come out!
Yes.
Oh, yeah!
Why did it come out?
Because I'm going to fix it now.
The machine itself is a bug.
Cut it out!
Fix it again.
I can't fix it.
Rather than fixing it, I want to hit it with two balls.
That's impossible.
You can hit it with two balls.
What?
You can hit it with two balls.
Two balls?
That's it! That's it! Please do it!
Let's do it.
Can I do it?
That's it!
That's it?
That's it!
Oh!
This is...
This is a little...
It's hard work!
Oh!
I got it!
The moment you hit it, you have to go for it!
It's scary!
What?
It's scary!
You have to go for it!
You have to hit it at the right timing!
That's it!
Huh?
I got it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm more scared!
Well, we can't do anything about it.
That's why I told you not to rip it off.
This is it!
Here you go!
The first god!
Kenta Sekimoto!
I can't hit it.
But you know, I've been playing baseball for 19 years.
God told me to do this.
I know! I know!
I think you can do it.
Really?
Let's do it!
Don't underestimate a pro.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Here you go!
This is it!
You did it twice just now.
First of all, I think you can do it.
Show me how you do it.
Show me how you do it!
The image is straight here.
The curve is like this.
I want to show you what a pro can do.
I see.
Well...
Please show me how you do it!
Straight!
It's easy for you to hit it.
Two!
The straight arm hit the ball but it didn't fly forward.
Come on! Hit it! Throw it! Hit it!
I'm not making any money at all!
Oh, I see.
The great god Sengyo-san!
Oh! It's no good!
Hey! I'm counting on you!
I said I'd make two balls in one swing but it didn't move at all!
It's no good!
If you look at it from my point of view, it's a little bad but I really did it!
I really did it!
If you hit it, it's amazing!
Is it more than this?
It's completely different from what you saw!
It looks like it's going to hit but it doesn't!
I don't know which one I should look at.
If you think about the curve, it's probably going to hit straight.
But if you look at it from my point of view, I'm chasing two balls right now.
Then I'll do it in one swing.
In one swing?
In one swing!
It's frustrating.
I'm definitely going to hit it.
My eyes are different.
I'm definitely going to hit it.
Wow!
Too bad!
Next!
Damn it!
Ah! So close!
That was so close!
Damn it!
Ouch!
I'm so frustrated.
I'm so frustrated that I got hit by a machine.
It's twice as difficult as I thought it would be.
It's really difficult.
Can we change our strategy?
Sure.
Our strategy?
Yes.
Then, please wait for a moment.
Please wait for a moment.
I'm on the phone.
What are you on the phone for?
Who were you on the phone with?
No, no, no.
Just in case.
Please don't mind me.
Is this your own my bat?
Yes, it's my bat.
Can I challenge you to hold two of them?
Why?
Of course, I don't usually hold two of my bats.
Usually, I don't usually hold two of my bats.
In Japan, we hold two of our bats.
First of all, straight and curve.
I think I can do it.
The curve comes around here and the straight comes around here.
The straight is fast.
I think it's like this.
I think I can do it.
If I hit it here, it will be pulled and it will come out here.
I think I can do it.
What?
It's close.
Oh, it's fast.
Why are you fishing with your right hand?
Hey!
That kind of method doesn't work at all.
Hey, what's wrong?
It's tough.
As I thought, it's tough.
I've done a lot of things.
What did they say?
I think they said "God".
God...
I've been doing this for a long time.
To be honest, I feel like I'm at my limit.
I thought something like this might happen.
I was on the phone.
When I was fishing, a second ball came out or something like that.
That's when I started fishing.
At first, it didn't work at all.
It didn't work at all.
What?
Oh!
Senior!
He's here!
He called me, so I came.
I'm sorry.
The left batter in my phone number I know is the strongest batter.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Has there ever been such a style?
Right and left.
Is it okay?
It's my first time wearing a catcher's mask.
What should I do?
It's dangerous for the batter to hit you.
So you're going to hit me in front of you, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You're going to hit me in front of me, right?
I won't know.
Oh, I see.
Are you confident?
I'll do my best.
Hohoho!
Wow!
It's hard to hit the curve.
Wow!
Great!
You did it!
As expected of a professional!
You did it!
That was a great hit!
We somehow cleared the mission.
This is what you deserve.
What do you mean "deserve"?
This is what you deserve.
You did it!
I was a little overwhelmed.
I'm sorry to say this,
but please don't ask me to hit two balls at the same time.
But you did a great job.
You're a great guy.
You're a professional, aren't you?
What's wrong?
You hit it by yourself.
I can't do it by myself.
Let's move on to the last client for today.
The last client is from Gai Nakano, 23 years old, who lives in Mie Prefecture.
All of a sudden,
about three months ago,
I was dumped by my girlfriend who was thinking of getting married.
She was my first girlfriend in my life.
She was someone I really liked.
I don't know if it was too strong of a feeling, but I was dumped.
I couldn't forget about her.
She was sending me days as if I were at the end of the world.
In order to somehow forget about her,
I threw away all of my memories with her,
such as her photos, conversations on LINE, and her favorite CD "Tamaki Koji," which we always listened to while driving.
In order to forget about her and move forward,
I organized my smartphone data and found one voice message.
That's right.
When we were dating, I still had the voice message she sent me.
It's been a while since I heard her voice.
The feelings I'd been trying to cover up are now overflowing.
It's like I've been pulled back by the waves.
That's how I feel.
I can no longer erase this voice message.
Detective, could you please erase this voice message for me?
She went to erase it!
The voice message of her feelings came out!
I finally got rid of it all!
All I have to do is delete it!
Yes, I can't do that.
But I'm sure you still feel sad about it!
I've come to erase it!
Please watch the video!
I'm your client, Guy Nakano.
Nice to meet you.
Do you want to erase it?
Can you not erase it?
I can't erase it.
I think I can erase it and move on to the next step,
but it's hard for me to do that.
It's starting and it's already overflowing.
Yes, but it's really...
I don't know what's going on.
As it is...
I thought I shouldn't do it.
I deleted all of her LINE messages.
I deleted all of her photos and all of her contacts, too.
Who did you like the most, Koji Tamaki?
I've always liked Koji Tamaki.
And when I was driving with her,
I often called her.
What song do you like the most?
Oh, but...
"Searchlight" is the song I like the most.
When I hear it now, I feel like it's coming to me.
Did you also throw away Koji Tamaki's CD?
Just looking at it reminds me of her.
So, when you were driving with her...
I deleted all of her LINE messages.
Oh, this one?
"Unknown artist" is always unknown.
No, it's not like that.
I just saved all of her LINE messages.
Nice to meet you.
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I've never heard of it before.
Can I ask you a question?
Yes.
Gai-kun, cheer up!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Look at this.
This is where you delete it from the storage.
You press it and it's over.
When did you first meet her?
We first met on Twitter.
Twitter?
We exchanged Lines and stuff.
She was like...
Whose dog is it?
It's my dog.
You met each other on Twitter and exchanged Lines.
But...
I still remember the picture of the first time I saw her, but we were waiting at the exit of the station and we were both holding guitars like this, so when we left the station, there was a person with a guitar and I thought, "Oh, it's him."
How was it?
When I first saw you, to be honest, you weren't my type.
But we kept talking and it was a lot of fun.
I thought, "If I do it, it'll be fun and I like it," but honestly, I was already in love with you at an early age.
So when did you decide to go out with me?
After the concert, I decided to confess my love to you, so I called you.
From now on?
Yes.
From now on!
"I like you, so I'd like you to go out with me if you can," is what I said at the time.
You said you thought I had a gentle appearance and that you thought I was a good person.
Was it okay?
But at the time, I wanted to meet you in person and talk to you, so I talked to you properly later.
Hey, you!
I said I like you there.
And you met me there?
I met you there and said, "I like you a lot, so will you go out with me?"
You said it!
What did she say?
She said, "Nice to meet you."
You can laugh at that!
It was a lot of fun.
Where did you go?
We went to an onsen or something like that.
Just the two of you?
Just the two of us.
She drove us.
She drove you to Nagoya?
Her profile was really cute.
She drove you all the way to Nagoya?
She drove me all the way to Nagoya.
I couldn't get enough of it.
Did you feel like you were being held?
I felt like I was being held.
She asked me if she could hold your hand.
And she said, "You can do whatever you like, Gai."
I've never been in a car with a woman before.
It's my first time in a car.
We dated for about a month and we moved into a house.
I asked her, "Can I dance in this room and kiss you?"
She said, "You can do whatever you like, Gai."
She said, "You decide."
I asked her, "Can I?"
And we got together.
We got together.
You were together?
So you were together?
We were together.
That's why you liked her.
And we got married.
It's going well. There's no problem.
Do you know why she came to you all of a sudden?
My older brother came to me for a club match.
My mother came to cheer for me.
And Gai said he'd come and cheer for me.
I couldn't introduce him to my parents.
I thought, "Yes!"
You were close to your parents because you introduced me to them.
I thought so.
But about two days ago, we talked about where we should go and what time we should meet.
At that time, my mother said, "Gai hasn't said anything yet, so we don't know yet."
She said that to me.
I thought, "I didn't know that."
I thought, "Is my priority rank that low?"
I thought, "I can use my parents' LINE for two or three minutes."
She sent you that?
She sent me that.
Why did she come back?
Even if you say that, it's heavy and I have work, so I can't do it.
I left it for a little cooling period.
I said, "I'm sorry," but she didn't come back.
I just wanted her to reply, but at that time I was so anxious that I sent her a few LINE messages in a row and she replied.
Even if you send me LINE messages in a row like that, it's a burden for me and I don't like it.
I'm sorry, but I don't feel like it anymore, so I want to say goodbye.
Was it clear?
She sent me a LINE message that morning.
To be honest, I still had that feeling, so I asked her if she would go back to her friends, but she said she wouldn't go back to her friends and said it was impossible.
How did you do it?
It's like everything is dead.
It's like the future is gone.
Have you learned anything from this heartbreak?
I really prioritized my own feelings.
I thought I was myself.
I thought it was a love beyond myself.
If you calm down and think about it now, you'll understand.
In the meantime, when I'm saying goodbye to her one by one like this, this comes out.
Gai-kun, cheer up.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you sorry?
No, I'm not.
Are you really sorry?
No, no, no.
I shouldn't have said or cried.
Kai-kun, cheer up.
When I was down, it helped me a lot.
It's not one of my memories, but it's like that.
To be honest...
Kai-kun, cheer up.
To be honest, I'm really angry.
What will you do?
Please.
I have a lot of things to do.
Well, I'm going.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Yes.
Cheer up.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you very much.
I thought I was going to lose, but I lost.
I was only trying to delete it.
No, no, it's not like that.
No, but it's true.
It's my first time with her, and I'm serious.
I shouted out my feelings.
I put too much of my feelings in her.
And, and, Gai-kun, don't record this.
Oh, I see, I see.
Gai-kun.
Oh, I see.
If you record this area as it is, it will be recorded again.
Don't record it at all.
Gai-kun.
How was it?
The last one is youthful.
We also remembered our first date.
He has learned a lot of things in this one year.
Thank you very much.
It's a sweet and sour season, isn't it?
Yes.
This program is brought to you by your requests.
Yes, for those of you who chose our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
Yes.
And for those of you who came to our studio to play, we will give you this special graphite.
So, see you next week.
Cheer up and good luck.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
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