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Based on the requests from everyone who watches East Detective Bureau TV, we dispatch the right and excellent detectives to pursue them.
Today's advisor is Mr. Taro Kida, the chief advisor of the East Detective Bureau.
Thank you.
Well then, teacher, it's the fourth day of August.
yes.
The hot days continue.
It's a little unusually hot, isn't it?
yes.
It's unusually hot, isn't it?
Hey, what did you do on the anniversary of the end of the war?
I might have still remained in my mother's or father's body.
excuse me.
yes.
This is a junior high school student.
I'm a junior high school student.
There was a time when I was in junior high school.
Alright.
Now, let's move on to your first request today.
Yes, the first request is from Toshiya Takanaga, an 11-year-old sixth grader who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
good evening everyone.
Today, my grandfather and grandmother who live in Kumamoto are closing the bath shop that they have been running for 50 years.
I heard that they decided to close due to their age, their parents not telling them what to do, and the store being closed due to the earthquake.
The bath is a natural hot spring, and I think it's the best hot spring in Japan.
It makes me sad to think that I will never be able to enter again.
Grandpa and Grandma are about to close their doors quietly, but I want to do something to make them happy one last time.
So, Detective, I'm asking if you could cooperate with me.
It is wonderful.
So, as I've already said, it's really Goodge of Pampapino.
Just think about it.
This child has such kind feelings and a heart that he tries so hard to please his grandpa and grandma.
Well, please take a look at what happened.
Rather than Toshia-kun, you can call me Toossie.
Yes, that's fine.
It's okay to call them government soldiers.
Ah, but I don't think my pride will allow it.
But celebrities have decided to approve.
Well, seriously.
Seriously.
Detective Gyozan will appear.
yes.
Who did you like?
I loved that military officer.
Really? Really.
You're talking about Kanpei-chan, aren't you?
Oh, you're right!
What do you like about me?
Well, you're good at talking and you have a lot of jokes.
You're good at talking?
I'm good at talking.
Really? Really.
Can you watch me?
Oh, I've only seen you do it once, but I think you can do it.
Have I done it before?
Yes.
Did you do it for your grandparents?
Yes, I did it to make them happy in the end.
Oh, I see.
I think they'll be very happy just to see you, Kanpei-chan.
Really?
Yes.
I think they'll be like "kyaaah!", "waah!", "hiyaaah!" when you show up.
I see.
They won't say anything and they'll be so moved and nervous.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What will you do when a snake comes out?
"hiyaaah!", "waah!", "waah!", "waah!", "where are you going?", I think it'll be like that.
ride a snake to your grandmother's house
So it's nearby?
Yes, it's nearby.
And it's also around there.
Over there?
Yes.
It's here.
Here?
Yes.
"family house" is what it says.
It's a private bath.
I'm back.
You're back!
How was it?
Waah, Kanpei-chan!
- Wow! - Wow!
I'm so happy!
I'm so happy you came.
Hello!
- You're old, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- I have a lot of work for you. - Okay!
Do you want a bath?
- Yes. - Here you go.
- Do you have a bath? - Yes, we have one bath for each room.
We have separate rooms for each room.
We have a break room.
And we have a bath for each family.
I see!
- How many rooms do you have? - We have eight rooms now.
I fell from a tree and broke my ribs.
You fell from a tree and broke your ribs?
- Does it work? - Yes, it does.
- Does it really heal you? - Yes, it does.
It's very slippery now.
- It's true. - It's slippery, isn't it?
I've never used soap before.
We don't even need toner.
Customers say they feel like they're in a lotion and leave with joy.
That's right!
Wait a minute!
What's up?
It's coming up!
What's up with you?
Look! There's a wound here.
And there's a bolt in it.
So it won't come up.
Has it come up?
It's coming up!
There's something wrong with you.
There is!
You're using 24 hours a day, aren't you?
I think I'll leave in 24 hours.
Because it feels so good.
Because it feels so good?
You're young.
Yes.
But you're here.
Yes.
Oh!
It's bleeding!
It's bleeding! It's bleeding!
Wow! It's bleeding!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
It's mostly stopped.
I don't know if it's stopped, but it's stopped.
Really? I'm surprised.
I think it's a waste to stop.
I agree.
It's been 50 years, and it's sad.
It's something that children can't do anymore.
It's Showa 42.
It's Showa 42. Which one is it?
This was the reception.
Oh! So it's the entrance?
Yes, the entrance.
Oh!
It's my first time seeing it.
Were you two married?
We got married and came here at the same time.
You came and did this at the same time?
Yes.
A lot of customers came.
That's right.
Were there that many people?
Yes, there were.
Wow!
Did you fight?
I gave out number cards.
Wow!
There were about five or six groups.
How many people are there now?
I haven't counted, but there are a lot of people on Saturdays and Sundays, but there aren't many in general.
When will you stop?
June 3rd.
June 3rd?
Huh?
Three more days?
Yes.
It's only three more days!
Yes.
When did you have the most fun?
When there were a lot of customers, we fought.
It was fun.
It's already been three days.
It's sad, isn't it?
It's sad.
I didn't know it would be this sad.
What does Toshia look like to you?
He's very kind.
He always cheers me up.
He does things like this for me.
Toshia does?
Toshia does housework for me.
Grandma, Grandpa, how are you?
It's really embarrassing.
Are you doing well?
Grandma, happy birthday!
Grandpa, happy father's day!
Grandma and Grandpa love you, too!
You talkative bastard!
What do you do to make your grandparents happy?
Do you have anything?
I do.
I'd like to go and pick up people and customers myself.
I'd like to do that for them.
That's amazing!
Can you explain everything?
Oh, I can do it!
I'm happy. I'm happy you told me that in the end.
I thought it was the final finale.
Okay, you go by yourself for now.
If it's red and you think it's dangerous, call me right away.
Excuse me!
Do you know that our bath is closing soon?
It's closing soon.
It's closing soon, so I thought I'd have you take a bath last.
I came to call you, but it's about evening.
Hello!
Oh, I'm Kanpei!
The bath is over in three days!
Oh, I see.
Did you go over there?
To take a bath.
Are you sad that the hot spring is closing?
I'm really sad that the hot spring is closing.
Thank you.
You said something good!
But I'm in a good mood now, so I'll go by myself.
You're in a good mood!
Um...
Isn't there a bell here?
- Hello! - I heard you're familiar with Shinmachi Onsen.
- Are you Mr. Yamada? - Yes, I am.
Shinmachi Onsen closes in three days.
Shinmachi Onsen closes in three days?
- Yes. - Wow!
So I asked you to take a bath with me.
- Thank you for coming. - It's been a while.
I'm glad you like it.
- I'm glad you like it. - Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
- It's getting late, isn't it? - Yes.
I'll go for a walk.
- Get ready to welcome everyone. - Yes.
Leave it to me.
- Are you sure you don't mind? - Please come more and more.
- You don't need this kind of bokeh, do you? - No.
[Music]
- Hello!
- Excuse me for disturbing you. - Yes.
- Hello. - Welcome.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Finally, let's have everyone take a bath. - Yes.
- Yamada-san, really. - Yamada-san, yes.
- Excuse me. - Yes.
Please keep an eye on me. It's dangerous.
No, it's because it's '91.
What if something had happened?
- It feels good. - It feels good.
- Yes. - It feels good.
- It's nice and cool here. - It's nice and cool.
It's nice and cool.
- How is it? - It's lonely.
- It's lonely? - Yes.
This is where the onsen... Yamada went.
- Yes. - This is where Yamada went.
Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- How does it feel? - It feels good.
- It feels good? - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- You said it yourself. For me, it's the best. - It's the best?
- It's the best. - It's the best.
Thank you very much.
- How is it? - It's nice and cool.
- It's nice, right? - Yes.
I thought I was going to die.
- What a shame. - What a shame.
What a shame.
- It's the best. - The best.
It's the best, but...
I thought I was going to die.
- Why are you crying? - I'm going to cry.
Grandma!
Don't cry, don't cry.
I hate these tears.
It's better to play now.
Did you have a good time?
Yes!
It was the happiest day of my 50 years.
Thank you, Toshiya.
Thank you.
This is a letter of appreciation.
With a big picture.
To my grandparents.
My dear grandparents.
Thank you for your hard work for 50 years.
When I took a bath today, I thought that
Shinmachi Hot Spring is the best in Japan.
I don't know what will happen in the future,
but if I get to this hot spring,
I want to work with my grandparents.
My dear grandparents.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
How do you feel?
I'm happy and looking forward to it.
I'll be waiting for you.
She's happy and waiting for you.
But I'm sorry.
It's only been 20 years.
I hope you'll work hard and grow up.
Thank you.
She's kind-hearted, isn't she?
She's kind-hearted.
She's strong-willed, isn't she?
She's strong-willed.
Shinmachi is loved by many people.
I could feel it right away.
I've said it many times.
Toshiya said I'm good at speaking.
I can speak well.
I can do anything.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Ms. Ohino Chisato, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and is a 57-year-old housewife.
"Hello. I would like you to grant my 86-year-old mother's wish.
My mother was born on a remote island and grew up on an island without a doctor.
On that island, there is a secret drug that has been passed down for generations.
It is said to be effective in any pain, such as swelling of the stomach, biting of a crab, pain in the throat, and any other pain.
The secret drug is a mountain peach soju.
In my house, we call it "oh-jo-chu" and my mother says "oh-jo-chu" and "oh-jo-chu" whenever something happens.
Recently, that "oh-jo-chu" has reached the bottom and my 86-year-old mother goes on a journey in search of "oh-jo-chu".
She says this will be her last journey.
I'm sure my mother wants to leave "oh-jo-chu" for her daughter and grandchildren.
Detective, I can't stop you, so would you like to go on a journey in search of "oh-jo-chu", which will be my mother's last journey?
Thank you very much.
oh-jo-chu
Everyone, you don't know "oh-jo-chu", do you?
My mother is from Osaki Shimojima in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Do you know?
Mountain peach soju is a major drink in my mother's house.
When I was young, I often went to the mountains of Osaki Shimojima.
But that was 20 years ago, so I haven't been able to go there for a long time.
Even if I say it, I'm 86 years old, so I'll do my best to support you.
Please watch the video.
"Osaki Shimojima", floating in the middle of the Seto Inland Sea.
Ojocho, which is said to have been passed down from generation to generation on the island of Osaki Shimojima, where orange and lemon fruit cultivation and fishing are flourishing and nature-rich island.
Now, the last adventure is about to begin in search of the raw material of the drug.
This is the beginning of the adventure.
It starts with a push.
Let's go.
What a nice house.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm Hashimoto. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- What a nice house. - Thank you for having me.
- There's a legendary door now. - Yes, there is.
- You're not the main character, are you? - No, I'm not.
- I'm the main character. - I see.
Have you two been friends since you were little?
- Yes, we have. - "My throat hurts, grandma."
Oh, grandma.
I got bitten in the face.
Oh, grandma.
- Is your throat and face okay? - Yes.
- And you? - I have a deep throat.
- You have a deep throat. - And I have a runny nose.
- You have a runny nose. - I have a runny nose.
Why do you have such a big runny nose?
It all started when I went to get wild peaches.
What are wild peaches?
Wild peaches...
When they ripen, they turn red and have a strong smell.
But you have to pick them up before they turn red.
You can only pick them up at a very limited time.
Did you have to do that?
We had a lot of stock.
- I see. - That's why we had to do it.
- But if you don't do it... - It's over.
- It's over, right? - We're doing this for our people.
That's why we can't do it.
We're doing this for our people.
We're heroes.
- That's what the main character is like. - Yes.
Stop it. It's dangerous.
I'm going.
- So the main character goes on a journey. - Yes.
- The equipment is perfectly prepared. - Yes.
- Now it's your turn. - Yes.
- Grandma! - I'm back. - Excuse me.
- It's him. - Hello, Grandma.
- I'm Hashimoto of Kantei. Nice to meet you, Grandma.
- Nice to meet you, too. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Thank you for your embarrassment. - They are all very good.
- Grandma went to the mountains to make chicken because she wanted to have a baby. - That's right.
- That's wonderful. - She was going to go and come back.
- In the first place... - She said she wouldn't find a baby if she didn't go.
- I see.
- You two are a little worried about her.
- She wanted to make a baby for her grandchildren. - I see.
- So she won't give up? - Yes. She was going to go.
- She said she wouldn't go. - But she said she wouldn't come back.
- She said she wouldn't come back. - It's okay.
- How long ago did you say you went? - It's 20 years since my grandfather died.
- So it's 20 years ago. - You went to the mountains once 20 years ago.
- But are there any wild boars in the mountains? - There are no boars in the park.
- The red-legged park. - The red-legged park?
- There are no boars in the red-legged park. - What do you mean by the red-legged park?
- It's a red-legged park, right? - Red-legged park?
- Why did you get in the car and go get it? Where are you going to get it? - I don't know. I'm going to Hiroshima.
- If you go to Hiroshima like that, how do you get in the mountains? It's a mountain like this, but how do you get in the mountains? It's a park. - You were aware of your own potential.
- If you go to Hiroshima like that, how do you get in the mountains? It's a mountain like this, but how do you get in the mountains? It's a park. - I heard you're going on a trip. How far is Akashi Park from here? - It's over there. It's close enough for everyone to go.
The red-legged park, which conveys the past of the movie to the present, and the red-legged park, which was built around the castle, is known as a place where citizens go.
In such a red-legged park, there are phantoms of illusion and peaches that become the hostess. What kind of adventure awaits us in the red-legged park?
- It's impossible. It's impossible. - Maybe it's just the right time. - It's different from my image. - It's a Japanese restaurant, isn't it?
- Excuse me. - Hello. - Excuse me, is there anyone here? - Grandma, can you ask him? - There is.
A park is not something you can just pick up plants and animals on your own.
But with your mother's feelings in mind, let's work together in a park.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Can we pick up six or seven people? - Oh, it's okay.
- We'll pick up plants and animals today. - Thank you very much.
- I'm a little nervous all of a sudden. - I'm sorry.
- The place where the mountain gate is is 20 meters from here. - Wow, that's really difficult.
- It's difficult to climb up. - For me, it's an adventure.
- It's an adventure. - Right?
It's up there, isn't it?
- It's up there. - It's really high up.
This is pretty high up.
It's going up higher and higher from here, isn't it?
- That's right. - Let's go down.
She's pooping.
I heard there's an elevator.
Do you have an elevator?
- We do. - Do you have an elevator?
We do.
Why didn't you say that earlier?
You can't say it now, can you?
It's my first time riding a carriage.
It's my first time.
- It's my first time. - It's my first time.
- It's my first time, too. - It's your first time, too.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Look at this, ma'am.
- It's beautiful. - It's beautiful.
- Is that the Akashi Sea Bridge? - Yes, it is.
- It's your first time here, ma'am? - It's my first time.
- It's a great adventure. - It's an adventure to come to a place for the first time.
- Isn't it refreshing? - Yes, it is.
It's a shame we can't go somewhere like Nagoya.
We don't really go on adventures.
- We can't do that on the island of Hiroshima. - That's right.
- We happened to come here. - Thank you very much.
- It's refreshing, isn't it? - It's refreshing, isn't it?
It's my first time seeing a mountain peach.
I'm a little impatient, ma'am. Isn't it here?
- Is it this one? - This is also a mountain peach.
- Oh, it's this one. - It's this one.
- Is it this one? - It's this one.
- Is this a mountain peach? - Yes, it is.
- Is this a small one? - Yes, it is.
Thank you, ma'am.
- Can you pick it up, ma'am? - Thank you for it.
- I'm happy. - I had permission, but I can't.
It's this one.
Take it out and pick it up like this.
- Is it this one? - Like this.
- Is it a bug? - Yes, like this.
I see. I'll pick it up, too.
- Is it this one? - Yes, it is.
- Can I pick it up like this? - Yes, you can.
- It's a little bumpy. - Yes, it is.
- I thought both of them would be red. - I see.
I didn't know it would be like this.
Ma'am, shouldn't it be red?
I like this blue one better.
You're going pretty hard, aren't you?
You're taking it in a complicated way, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
You can get this right away, can't you?
You can easily get a lot of it.
I thought it was something different.
Some people say that even if you don't do such a dangerous thing, you can still get an injection or medicine.
I see.
It's not harmful, is it?
I'm happy.
I thought I could leave it for my grandchildren.
So, we were able to successfully complete the great adventure.
But, it's an adventure until it's completed.
So, from now on...
"Ojuchu"?
"Ojuchu"!
I just bought it, but it's "Ojuchu", isn't it?
So, first of all...
If you can't do it well, you can't do it well.
This kind of thing...
This kind of thing will be removed.
Only good ones?
Only good ones.
This kind of detailed work is important, isn't it?
Isn't it?
In advance...
Yes.
This is a hassle.
That's right.
I was doing this for you all.
Oh, you wash it with water.
Oh, I see.
If you wash it too much, it will be washed away.
Wow!
Can I do it?
Yes.
Okay, I'll do it.
Wow!
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes.
Let's add a little bit of this.
About twice?
About twice, okay?
I'll do it.
While looking at your amount...
Should I say "stop"?
No, it's okay.
Not yet.
Let's say "stop".
It's beautiful.
If it's for one day, you can put it in the afternoon.
If you write "what month", "what day" and attach it here...
Can I drink it now?
Now? That's no good.
You have to keep it for two years.
How can you drink it right away?
I thought you were done with "adventure".
That's "adventure" for you.
I see.
Congratulations!
Thank you for letting me drink it.
Of course, I got permission to drink it.
What can I say about the taste?
The alcohol content is high.
It doesn't taste like plum wine at all.
If you drink it now, you can put it in the afternoon.
If you write "stop", you can put it in the afternoon.
After the shooting, the elementary school student, Himago...
He bought it right after he wrote "stop".
He said, "I have some leftover."
Use it.
Put it in the afternoon.
The elementary school student said, "I hate it."
It's been passed down for generations.
He decided to put it in the afternoon.
You can drink it now.
You don't need it anymore.
Let's move on to the last one.
The last one is from 31-year-old Akihiro Ito, who lives in Hokkaido.
Mr. Nishita, it's been a while.
I'm Ito, and seven years ago, you secretly made me sniff your sweaty smell without thinking I was a pervert.
This time, again, I found someone who wanted to sniff my sweaty smell, so I asked for it.
That person is a local hero in Tochigi Prefecture, Tatami-man.
Tatami-man?
Tatami-man is the owner of a tatami shop, and he is a chubby and impatient hero who is doing his best to convey the goodness of tatami.
Ever since I saw you on the Internet, I've always wanted to sniff your sweaty uniform. Please grant me my wish.
Everyone, I really like it, so Ito has been putting up with it for seven years.
I've been putting up with it for seven years, and this time I finally found it.
It's Tatami-man.
Please watch the video.
It's been seven years.
It's Ito.
Hello.
It's been a while.
You've gotten a little bigger.
Yes, I have.
You used to be a little more compact, didn't you?
Yes, I used to be 110kg.
You're 110kg now?
Yes.
What did you do for work seven years ago?
I was a salesman.
And now?
I'm a security guard.
You're a security guard now?
Yes.
I want to sniff your sweaty uniform.
It's too short.
Can I stand like this?
Yes.
Thank you.
Go for it!
Thank you.
You look like you're having a lot of fun.
I'm happy.
Yes.
What have you been doing for 7 years?
I've been putting up with my own smell.
I see.
You like people's smell and wildness.
Yes.
But you don't have a chance like that.
That's right.
Raise your legs.
I can't stand it anymore.
You want to eat out.
That's right.
You haven't eaten out for 7 years?
That's right.
Not even once?
No.
What kind of person do you want to eat out with?
Tatami-man.
This person?
That's right.
I can't tell by his smell.
Because he's fat.
Because he looks sweaty.
That's right.
But if it's tatami-man, it smells like tatami.
That's too good.
There's also a tatami craftsman.
I think I'll eat it in an instant.
Certainly.
I said this the other day in Okayama.
You can eat "igusa", right?
The smell of "igusa" and sweatyness.
I want to smell it because I already know what it will be like.
I see.
Tatami and sweatyness are mixed together.
That's right.
I'm worried about what will happen if different ingredients are combined.
I want to eat it.
Yes.
You can't just smell it, right?
No.
That's right.
Did you do it like that before?
Yes.
There's a night scoop over there.
I'm not going there to smell sweatyness.
I'm worried about it and I want to eat it.
I'm going there like that.
I found it.
Let's eat "tatami".
Okay.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Excuse me.
I'm Hishida from the Knight's Club.
Nice to meet you. I'm Yamamoto.
Yamamoto. Yamamoto.
Yes.
Yamamoto.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Excuse me.
This client's name is Ito-kun.
Ito-kun is a big fan of "tatami".
Thank you very much.
I've been a big fan of "tatami" since I first saw it.
What did you like about "tatami"?
I liked its body shape.
Body shape?
Yes, its body shape.
Thank you very much.
Do you have "tatami" in your house?
We don't have "tatami".
Hey!
We don't have "tatami".
By the way, why did you want to make "tatami"?
Rather than having an old man like Yamamoto talk to children and customers,
I wanted to have a cool old man like Yamamoto talk to children and customers.
I thought that people would understand the value of "tatami" when they hear it.
I can smell the smell of "tatami" from here.
That's amazing.
There are a lot of "tatami" over there.
Look!
Can you transform now?
What?
I see.
Can I transform now?
It's okay.
Thank you very much.
Watch your step.
Thank you very much.
You are in a hurry.
That's right.
Let's calm down.
I thought I said "take it easy".
Take it easy?
You have a loud voice.
Hello!
I'm "tatami man".
You are here!
Hello!
Can you cook with this "tatami man"?
I can't do it.
Do you want to see it?
Yes, I want to see it!
People in the past always wanted to do it.
Do you sweat a lot when you work?
I sweat a lot.
You're sweating a little more, aren't you?
Why do you sweat so much?
It's hot.
You're sweating a little more than usual because you're working as a "tatami man".
It's unusual.
Igu-san's smell is too strong.
I'm sorry for not saying anything.
It's okay.
It's amazing.
Igu-san's smell is too strong for a tatami shop.
It's too strong.
Actually, there is a local hero show at a new school tomorrow.
I came here to practice.
It's amazing.
It's very musical.
It's cool.
Isn't it strange?
Please line up.
The balance is strange.
I'm a big fan of you.
I've been following you closely.
You have a show tomorrow, don't you?
Yes, we do.
Can you talk normally?
It's about 15 to 20 minutes.
15 to 20 minutes?
Yes.
I want to see it all.
Really?
Yes.
I want to see it all.
It's long.
Why do you make me wait for 20 minutes?
I want you to sweat.
You're smart.
I see.
I'm sorry.
Can you do it in full?
In full?
Yes.
It's coming.
Wait!
I won't let you do as you like!
Tatami pants...
I haven't used them for a while.
As long as I have the courage...
What did you say?
Tatami pants...
I, Taichou no Monodomo...
...will not let you...
...do as you please...
...with these tatami pants!
Oh no!
I'm sorry, but...
...Kido-sama...
...let's leave Nasu Liger alone...
...and let's...
...take his dream away!
I'll finish you off!
Nasu Liger!
Are you okay?!
Tatami...
Special move!
Tatami...
...gaeshi!
Tatami gaeshi!
Yes! Tatami gaeshi!
Tatami-man...
...is too slow...
Tatami...
Tatami gaeshi!
I want...
...Tatami-man...
...to be active...
...so...
...will you...
...let me...
...direct?
Can you do it?
Yes!
How is it?
Are you okay?
I'm okay. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He said that as if he was invited.
I can't say it at all.
I'm sorry.
You said it yourself.
In a loud voice.
Wait a minute.
You said it once.
In that case, I want to go to the bathroom.
I want to go to the bathroom.
I'm sorry. I want to go to the bathroom.
Go to the bathroom.
Go ahead.
Actually...
Actually what?
Actually...
I want you to come.
What?
I want you to come.
You want me to come?
Why do you want me to come?
I want you to smell my sweat.
It's strange, isn't it?
I think it's strange.
It's strange for me to say it myself.
It's strange for me to say it normally.
It's your request, isn't it?
He took off his tatami mat.
Thank you very much.
Go ahead.
Thank you very much.
Itadakimasu.
It's been seven years since we had a feast like this.
How do you feel now?
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
How do you feel?
Are you okay?
It's not light.
You are wearing a tatami man costume now.
Please get close as much as you like.
How is it?
It's good.
It's the best.
How many stars do you want?
I want three stars.
It's been a while.
She is cute, isn't she?
She is cute.
She is straight.
It's been seven years since she went out.
I thought she was cute, too.
But I didn't think she was that good.
In the end, it was Ito-kun's socks that were the most stimulating.
That's what I like about Ito-kun.
It seems that you will make a perfect night today.
I like that kind of boy.
He is smart.
I want him to have a good conversation with me.
I see.
Nice to meet you.
Yesterday, I happened to go golfing with my fans.
Do you know what I'm making now?
Ojochu.
Ojochu?
Is that so?
There are a lot of them in the mountains, too.
I see.
I heard about it from golfers.
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Oh!
I can finally see my true self!