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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I'll be able to capture you and fall in love with you.
Hug me tighter than usual
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
Incorporating sharp nouns into the complicated modern society,
Detective Night Scoop, which thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions, is an older man whom I appointed as the director!
At this detective station, based on requests from TV viewers, we dispatch talented detectives to pursue the task!
And today's advisor is Mr. Kunikatsu Katsumada, a top surf rider in the entertainment world who transcends generations and waves!
Now, let's move on to the first request of the day!
Yes! The first one is...
In fact, this time, the requests for the same content are coming from all over Japan!
Moreover, there are a lot of requests coming in!
Isn't it, Mr. Sabe?
That's right, but...
A terrible thing has happened!
Actually, some of you may know about it, but...
On a program called "You are nothing but Japan" by TV Tokyo...
A 19-year-old German couple was picked up...
Those two said that they are big fans of "Detective Nightscope"...
And they came all the way from Germany just to watch "Nightscope"...
That's what TV Tokyo said...
Just to watch "Nightscope"...
Just to watch it!
That's right!
Did you know about it?
They came all of a sudden!
Did you know about it?
Or did you apply for it?
They came without knowing anything...
Of course, we didn't record it that day...
So we couldn't watch it...
But before or after the show ended...
"Nightscope" fans were like...
Could you two do something about it?
A lot of people are asking for it!
So, Detective Sabe came to investigate it!
Were they in Japan?
Were they able to meet?
Take a look at this!
A terrible thing has happened!
Take a look at this!
A lot of people are asking for it!
A lot of people!
We are doing this for the viewers and applicants!
What should we do?
Let's ask TV Tokyo about it!
We've arrived at TV Tokyo!
Let's go to the production department!
Um...
I'm from Dante's Night Scoop.
Is the staff of "You Are Nothing"...
This is the staff room.
Is this the staff room?
It's like a sea room.
Is this...
Is this the staff room?
Is this show quarantined?
Good afternoon.
Yes, it is.
Oh, I wanted to contact you earlier...
I'm Kawahara.
Nice to meet you.
A German couple...
said they love Dante's Night Scoop.
Is it possible for me to watch the show again?
- Of course. - Can I?
Those two...
- Hi! - Hello!
What are you doing in Japan?
YouTube.
- YouTube? - Mostly.
- Night Scoop. - Night Scoop?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- It's very interesting. - Interesting.
I'm happy for you.
I didn't expect you and Dante to be in this show.
I didn't expect it.
- You can speak Japanese? - Wow!
- Can we go with you? - Can you say that?
She's crazy.
She's crazy about otakus.
Hello, Osaka!
By the way, do you take photos?
- What? - Not yet.
What?
Sorry, we couldn't.
- We didn't have time to record. - That's right.
- Isn't it really lonely? - Oh, I feel sorry for her!
- It's a shame. - And what if we write an application?
Because I'll be in Japan for two more months.
- A, B, C, please! - She's so cute!
- Nara Park is a good place. - They were like hiding in the bushes and the fans were sitting on a bench.
- So we knew that Tantei Night Scoop can be like funny, but also sometimes really touching.
- Reunite her parents and get them to talk to each other again.
- So that's where you're from!
- It's like a sacred place. - That's right.
- I'm so happy.
- She's doing it. - I thought you were pulling a train, but you're getting in.
- What are you doing?
- Thank you.
- I'm a little moved.
- Thank you. - Me too.
- When did you record this? - About the first half of January.
- So you're still here? Are you still here?
- Yes, I'm still here. - Do you text each other?
- Of course I do. - Can you do it?
- I'll do it. - I don't speak English at all.
- I'm doing it tonight!
- If you don't do it, it's over.
- I got it. - You got it?
- Yes, I got it. - Oh!
- It's around Ueno and Asakusa. - Oh, Ueno!
- It seems like it's in a hotel. - Oh!
- It's still there. - We talked about going there to see it.
- Oh! - But we haven't talked about it with Detective Night Scoop.
- Oh! - I thought it would be better.
- Oh! - Wow! She can do it!
- I see! It's more interesting to hide it! - Yes!
- Definitely! - Yes!
Detective Night Scoop
Ms. Yua Nanishi goes to the hotel first with the staff and comes down with them.
She doesn't know anything about Detective Night Scoop.
Oh! She's coming! She's coming! She's coming!
Oh!
It's them!
Shall we get closer?
Oh, excuse me. Hello.
Oh, excuse me.
I was doing an interview around here.
I was wondering when you came to Japan and was doing an interview.
You're cutting your hair a lot.
I didn't know at first.
I came here because I wanted to see you two.
Thank you very much.
You sent me a big request for Nightscube.
Thank you, everyone.
Good girls.
How do you feel now?
My heart is pounding.
You two are already on the show.
You can watch it.
Thank you very much.
I did it.
I know your name, Tamabe-san.
That's great. I'm happy.
I know you in Germany.
Do you have time today?
Do you have time?
Would you like to go with me?
Today, I happen to meet Detective Takeyama.
He is also shooting for "Night Scoop" on the same day.
But it's in Tokyo.
I want Detective Takeyama to meet me as a surprise.
The shooting for "Night Scoop" is just about to begin.
It's a good weather.
Good morning.
What's up?
Hello.
Do you know them?
They are famous people.
What?
Do you know them?
You went to Japan for a TV show "Tokyo".
"Detective Night Scoop" is a big hit.
I heard about it from Shitaro.
Really?
I heard about it from Kami-chan, too.
I heard about it from ABC.
They are famous people.
You guys!
What are you doing here?
Hello.
I'm glad you came.
Hello.
I'm glad you came.
You are good at improvisation.
I'm not good at it.
"Kanran" is on Friday.
I'm glad you came.
I'm so happy.
What did you call that special man?
Cry guy.
Thank you very much.
Do you have time?
Let's go to Osaka.
We arrived in Osaka.
Osaka, konnichiwa.
Konnichiwa.
Do you know "tsutenkaku"?
The one you shout.
We will show you that now.
Do we want to do that?
Do you know anyone else besides detectives?
Mr. Hayashi?
The chocolate lady is the best.
Ah, I see.
I see, I see.
While we are running around...
"Tsutenkaku"!
Tsutenkaku
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh!
Wait a minute!
She noticed me!
Ms. Nonoyama!
Ms. Nonoyama, you are amazing!
She is laughing a lot!
She is laughing a lot for a German person.
She came all the way from Nagoya for you two.
Oh, really?
Thank you very much!
Is there anything you want to show me?
Oh, no!
We saw this one!
Oh, fuck!
Oh!
It's like you are flying with all your might.
"Flying with all my might"?
She showed me a weird trick!
Now, we are at the top.
Here, you will shout what you are thinking now.
Our dream came true!
We are seeing "Nightscube" live!
We are happy!
Your eyes are sparkling.
That's what makes you lucky.
It's not over yet.
There is one more place I want you to see.
I hope you like it.
Here we are. Please come in.
This is it.
Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Mr. Hayashi. - Mr. Hayashi.
- Hello. - Mr. Hayashi.
- Mr. Hayashi.
- Yeah! - Mr. Hayashi.
What is this?
I'm calling you to say "hello" but you don't say anything.
- Ah, hello. - Hello.
- Hello.
- What? - What?
I was like "I want to see Detective Night School."
I went all the way from Germany.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
And I love it so much that I came to Japan.
He is my favorite.
He is my favorite teacher.
It's like in a dream.
I tried not to cry.
Wait a minute.
What's up?
I don't have chocolate.
Wait a minute.
I want to use it for something else.
Are you a producer?
Thank you very much.
Do you want to eat it?
That's why he is my idol.
Ms. Hayashi is like an idol.
She says amazing things.
It looks delicious.
Thank you very much.
It's soft.
It's good.
She is good at cooking.
She is a professional.
How was it today?
It was a short time, but we visited many places.
This one is the best.
Will you watch "Night Scoob" when you go back to Germany?
Will you watch it?
Will you watch it when you go back to Germany?
Let's be Dante.
That's it!
Your dream has come true! Congratulations!
How do you feel now that your dream has come true?
I don't have words.
It's the best day of my life.
Well, Marine, what about the real cry guy?
I expected him to cry.
I'm so moved. Thank you so much.
You guys are funny!
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Detective Hazama Kanpei.
Hello, I'm Koneta.
First of all, this is Masaki Hashimoto of Shiga Prefecture.
There is a big poster in front of a nearby JR station.
It says "Try entering that thief again".
I think you can see it from the road.
Is the thief really angry at him?
I'm very curious about it.
Please ask him.
I'm going to ask him.
Do you understand?
The next request is from Yuta Murakami of Hyogo Prefecture.
The big wasabi I happened to buy in the business area is extremely spicy.
As soon as I put it in my mouth, I have a severe pain and I can't even open my eyes.
Is there anyone who can eat it normally?
Please try it.
Well, well, it's a snack, isn't it?
It's on sale.
If you eat it and have a severe pain, you can't eat it.
Snacks don't sell!
Next, from Osaka Prefecture, Sato Masaki-san.
I can do something that no one can imitate with my fingers.
According to historical records,
this technique should not be possible for humans.
That's right.
Please try it.
What is it?
Please imagine it.
Next, from Hiroshima.
From Watanabe Ryosuke-san.
My friend is a genius of backwards words.
If you listen to his words, you can say them from the opposite direction even if they are a little long.
If you say 'stupid',
he will say 'stupid'.
Next, from Aichi Prefecture, Urawa Yoichi-san.
I used to be a professional boxer.
Before, when I was in a night scoop,
an eight-year-old boy did a second round,
he helped me.
The other day, in the news,
I heard that my favorite detective, Kanpei-chan, was seriously injured.
Since I have a lot of experience with injuries and pain,
I thought I should give him some advice and encourage him.
I will go there.
He will come.
Now, what happened to this little story?
Everyone,
here you go.
Do you know this state?
Painful.
Let me tell you what state it is in.
"Let me tell you what state it is in." "There are 12 ribs." "Out of them, 9 broke." "The doctor said there are various people who break ribs," "but 9 are the first." "The hospital probably hasn't done it for hundreds of years."
I think the hospital is doing it, too.
Today, we can't really move,
so I'd like the client to come here.
First person, please!
"Excuse me." "Oh, hello." "Hello." "What's your name?" "Oh, I'm Seno Minami." "Minami-chan, how old are you?" "I'm 20 years old." "Then... are you Hiromi-chan's..." "I'm Minami." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Minami-chan, I'm sorry." "Yes, that's right." "I'm a little fractured." "Yes." "Yes, I'm sorry." "No, no." "It hurts a lot." "Oh, does it hurt?" "Yes." "By the way," "Yes?"
"Yes." "What did you do?" "I took the Shinkansen." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Do you know how to do it?" "Oh, I know how to say 'sakasa kotoba'." "Sakasa kotoba?" "Yes." "Oh, good morning." "I know how to say 'tsunaiza gogo yoha'." "Oh, I see." "Oh, I see." "Oh, you know how to say it?" "Maybe I'm the only one who knows how to say it." "I'll make sure you can confirm it with a telop." "Oh, you mean I can say it?" "Yes."
"Oh, I see. I don't know what you're saying." "Can you say it in such a long sentence?" "Oh, if only I could remember." "Once upon a time, there was an old man and an old woman." "Maybe you've remembered it." "No." "Here we go." "Detective Night Scoop," which thoroughly resolves various mysteries and questions by putting sharp eyes in a modern society that is complicated.
All right, let's do it.
Ready, go!
Pookus, Toenai, Tenta, Lusui, Meui, Yuki, Nikitei, Tetteo, Umogii, Yao, Zonana, Mazamasa, Reiosumei, Idolsumi, Ikayashii, Dange, Dankurii, Nitsuzakufu.
Wow!
That's amazing.
"Right?" "Would you like to try it?"
No, it's already decided.
Even just reading it was fun.
Well, I haven't said it before.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Well, I can't read it.
What did you eat last night?
It was delicious.
How many siblings?
One is Nia's Gotafu and the other is mine and two, three and four are Toenai's Gotafu.
Was it correct?
I'll check it later.
Check it!
You surprised me.
Should we say you surprised me?
You're bad at it.
Next person, please!
That's amazing.
What were you doing?
I used to be a boxing champion.
Are you married?
No, I'm not.
Are you single?
Yes, I'm single.
And you're single?
I'm single and...
And you're single and...
I'm a champion.
A champion?
A champion of single and single?
Yes.
But you look like you're in a lot of pain.
It's been a while since I had this tummy.
It's been three days, but I've been baking it for two hours.
Two hours?
Two hours and it looks like this.
That's crazy.
By the way,
What did you come here for?
Today, I thought you'd be in a lot of pain,
so I thought it'd be nice if you were alive.
Thank you.
Because you were injured,
you were able to meet me.
Because you met me?
Yes, you met me and I'm glad you met me.
And you injured yourself
because you were too attached to me, right?
Isn't that right?
Yes, that's right.
Basically, failure is
the result of your heart's slackness and attachment.
Yes.
That's the root of it.
Yes.
That's why you don't reflect on yourself,
Kan-chan.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
Alright.
The mystery of the finger,
can you put your finger on it first?
The tip of the finger?
Yes, yes.
Like this, right?
Like this, yes.
Can you fold only your middle finger?
Like this?
Can you do that first?
Fold your middle finger,
and let go of your thumb.
Let go of your thumb…
Can you do that?
Yes.
Your index finger?
Yes.
Can you do that?
Yes.
Then forget about your ring finger,
and use your little finger.
My little finger?
Yes.
You get it?
Yeah.
Can you use your ring finger?
Ring finger?
Ring finger.
Yes.
Huh?
Huh?!
My thumb…
Here,
here,
Huh?!
That's right,
Ughh!
Ughhhhhhh!
"What can you do?" "Medicine." "Medicine?" "Yeah." "This is medicine." "Huh?!" "You can do your thumb, right?" "You can do this, right?" "You can do it." "You can do your little finger, right?" "I can do this..." "Ahhh!" "Ahhhh!" "Ahhhh!" "It's irritating!" "Oh!" "You're kidding me, right?" "You really can do it!" "Ahhh! I can't do it!" "My bones..."
"It's irritating!" "My bones are hurting!" "Medicine!" "You can do this, right?" "You can do it?" "Yeah." "Put it all in." "Put your finger in." "Put only your middle finger in." "Only my middle finger?" "Yeah." "Put it all the way up to your second joint." "My second joint?" "You can do it!" "You said you could do it!" "That's right." "No, I'm sorry." "No, it's fine."
No, it's fine.
What are you doing?
This is spicy!
What is it, Mizu?
Why are you making such a fuss?
This is spicy.
Eat it up.
What is it?
This is spicy.
Isn't this wasabi?
This is wasabi.
I came to Shiga prefecture.
That's it.
Which one is it?
This is it.
You thief!
Break in again!
Break in this door!
This is a good one.
This is it.
Nice to meet you.
May I?
What is this place?
This is an airline company.
An airline company.
Nice to meet you.
You thief!
What is it?
You broke in.
I was robbed.
The president was very angry.
The president?
He told me to leave it alone.
You were robbed too.
And this is my credit card.
Why did you take it?
You didn't use it, did you?
No.
Why did you take it?
Because I'm stupid.
The boss told me to increase security.
He told me to be strict and set up 16 cameras.
After that, I challenged the thief.
This is a screen.
16 cameras.
All of them?
Yes, all of them.
She is in the screen.
All of them!
What?
What's up?
What will you do if you find the thief?
I have gratitude.
If I bite my teeth, my hands will fly away.
If you bite your teeth, your hands will fly away?
If there were three of you, it would be dangerous if there was only one.
It's okay.
It's okay?
It's okay for about five people.
What happened?
It's fast.
What about six people?
If it's six people, I won't let you go home.
That's great.
That's all.
Yes.
The thief.
It's all in there.
But if you're dressed up, you won't know.
That's right.
You go to school like this.
No, you're dressed up.
You're not dressed up.
Dressed up?
Yes, you're dressed up.
Does it look like I'm dressed up?
Doesn't it look like you're dressed up?
No!
What?
It's cool!
How is it?
It's cool!
I'm so happy!
Should I try it on?
This is...
What is this?
Why does he keep following me?
Nice to meet you!
I have no idea
He's wearing a wig
I had no idea
I had no idea from the beginning
It's a rare wig
But I have
about 5 more wigs
All of them are Thai decors
300 yen
300 yen for Thai decors?!
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from Ai Sakai, a 38-year-old housewife who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Good evening, everyone.
I'd like you to fix my complex this time.
It's that I can't skip.
Skip, skip.
When I think about it, when I was in middle school, I noticed that my skip was different from others.
I didn't want people to laugh at me, so I avoided showing it in front of people for a long time.
But the other day, I skipped in front of my family.
My husband and children laughed at me.
It's been a while since I felt so embarrassed.
Since then, I've been practicing skipping with my family, but it hasn't improved at all.
My husband says it's a waste if it gets better, and he says it won't last forever.
But I still want to have fun and skip. Detectives, please help me like this.
That's what he said.
That's right.
When I was in middle school, there was a skip in the preparation exercise of club activities.
Only you were running.
I didn't feel like skipping that much.
But my husband said it's a waste if it gets better, and he said it won't last forever.
I'm curious about what it's like.
Let's watch the video.
Is it that bad?
Well...
I'm so angry that I can't help laughing.
Did you know at first when you were in middle school?
When I was in middle school, there was a sport called dancing.
There was a part of dancing called "skip, skip, heel, heel".
That kept me dancing all the time.
Did you practice dancing?
That's right.
A teacher came from a different school to see my skip.
What?
Geraldine School?
Since then...
You had a passionate fan.
So...
Well...
It was sealed in me for a while.
I see.
Then my husband beats me up.
I'm dancing like a loser.
Are you dancing like a loser?
That's right.
The opening.
The loser's opening.
He said he wanted to fix it.
I've seen it a few times.
The more I see it, the more I feel lonely when it's gone.
I see.
I feel like it's going to be fixed.
It's not your family's special ability, but it's a waste to lose it.
To be honest, I've never seen it before.
Then...
What?
Can I see your legendary skip?
Yes.
Then...
Can I?
Yes, please.
Are you okay?
Are you kidding me?
This is dance dance.
Please skip it.
I want you to skip it.
Skip it.
I don't know this dance.
Skip it.
Please skip it.
Why do you do like this?
Sometimes...
Like this?
What are you doing?
So I skip it.
It's hard.
Really?
Your upper body doesn't move.
Like this.
What's wrong with your hands?
In short...
Your hands...
Your hands are weird.
In short...
You can do like this.
We are...
I want you to do like this.
Yes.
Your hands...
I can do it.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
This is shocking.
Right?
This is good.
This is...
This is the same for me and you.
It's a waste.
It's so fun.
You may be sad.
I want you...
to leave this.
I want you to leave this.
Then...
Really...
Other people in the city...
People who can't skip...
I want you to gather...
people who can't skip...
I want you to gather people who can't skip...
and skip with all of you.
Let's gather all of us.
We can share many parts of it.
Right.
I know it!
I'm happy about it!
Let's make "team who can't skip"...
and we can be partners.
If you can be partners...
I'm fine with it...
if you can join me.
Let's find a way...
to leave this.
Let's do it!
Let's look for it in Amemura first.
Can you give me some time?
It's a "canteen night" skip.
How old are you?
I'm 68 years old.
Can you do a "skip" for me?
I'll do it.
You did it!
Wow!
It's been 60 years.
Wow! Thank you!
Can you give me some time?
It's a "canteen night" skip.
Can you do a "skip" for me?
I can do it.
Can you do it for me?
Wow!
You did it!
Wow!
It's the most smooth one!
You did it!
Can you do it for me?
Wow!
Wait a second!
Wow!
You did it!
Can you do it for me?
This is what "skip" is about!
You did it!
It's perfect!
Excuse me, ladies.
It's "canteen night" skip.
Can you do a "skip" for me?
Can you do it for me?
Wait a second!
What's wrong?
Isn't it wrong?
Can you do it one more time?
You did it!
I just forgot about it.
Can you do it with a skip?
Can you do it for me?
Can you do it for me for a little longer?
You're cute!
Please go home now.
You're cute!
How old are you?
I'm 18 years old.
You're young!
Can you do it with a skip?
Can you do it for me for a little longer?
Please!
Excuse me, can you stop writing like that?
Excuse me, I just confirmed it, but...
Yes?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you.
I'm not kidding you at all.
No, I was looking for you!
Huh? What is this?
This is the result of the recent class.
Where are you going now?
Where? I don't have any plans.
Alright!
I don't have time until about 18 o'clock.
Give me a little more time.
I'll be done soon.
Thank you very much!
Finally!
Thank you very much!
As expected of Detective!
As expected of you!
Excuse me, Detective.
Can you do me a favor?
I'll be done in a moment.
Detective, I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden, but...
Can you do a skip?
Oh, no!
Oh!
I'm sorry!
Can you do it for me for a moment?
A skip?
Like you're taking off your clothes.
Yes.
Oh, my!
That's wonderful!
Can you do it for me for a moment?
I'm sorry!
Can you do it for me for a moment?
I want you to show me how you really are!
Detective, are you angry?
I'm not angry!
I'm sorry for hurting you!
Can you do it for me for a moment?
For a moment?
Yes.
Can you do a skip for me for a moment?
Wow!
Can you do a skip for me for a moment?
It's awesome!
I've never seen anything like it!
Everyone can do it!
It's perfect!
I'm impressed!
I've been looking for you since your previous life.
Can you do a skip for me for a moment?
It's awesome!
So, we spent the whole day looking for the same people.
We've got this many people!
Here they are!
It's awesome!
They are the adventurers of the skip world!
They are special workers!
They are usually pushed aside.
I'll be frank with you.
Osaka is the capital city.
I don't want you to do a skip for me for a moment.
Yes, I understand.
It's not embarrassing for you at this moment.
Yes, you're right.
You've got your friends with you.
Please do it as much as you want.
Thank you for your cooperation!
[After the concert, what is going on in the audience?]
I want to go there.
[The audience is excited about the concert.]
Oh, I like it.
What are they doing?
Oh, my goodness.
There are more people.
There are weird people.
Oh, my!
But the audience is in good harmony.
No one has the right answer.
Thank you for watching and please don't forget to like and subscribe!
What is this?
This group is crazy!
You guys were really cool.
The atmosphere is really warm.
It's like a full-fledged performance group.
How was it?
It's the best!
You don't want to fix it?
No!
When we meet somewhere in Matsu, I think we can say hello by skipping.
We will never meet again.
It's not embarrassing if we meet together.
We will be happy.
You guys have different styles.
You guys are charming.
You guys made other people happy.
Even if we can't skip, it's not embarrassing.
You guys are united.
Thank you for joining us.
We have an announcement from Katsumata Common.
Katsumata Common's book "Yasashiku Naru to Umaku Iku" is on sale now.
What kind of book is it?
It's a book about various genres including the entertainment world.
If you want to warm up your heart, please read it!
It's wonderful!
What do you think about it?
It's good to know that fans from all over the world are here.
We prepared a special seat for you.
It's not only for Germany.
Thank you for coming from Germany.
This program is brought to you by your requests.
For those who requested it, we will give you this book.
For those who came to our studio, we will give you this special clear file.
We will see you next week! Thank you!
Please send your questions to this detective office.
An excellent detective will immediately find out the truth of the mystery.
You will contact us at 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
Hiji-chan!