AISubs v3.5
Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... You take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...I catch you dancing with your cheeks...
...catch me... ...you catch me...
...the only thing I can dream of right now is kissing you right now...
...Based on your request, we will immediately dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth.
And, today's advisor is Mr. Katsura Dakoba, a member of the Certification Group of Nariwa, who welcomes us.
Thank you for your help.
thank you.
Thank you.
Well, please make your first request today.
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Sadahiro Teranishi, 64 years old, who lives in Wakayama Prefecture.
yes.
Director Nishita, I'm confused.
Yes, Gobusata.
This is snail. I think you've forgotten it though.
Twenty-two years ago, Director Nishita starred in a certain TV station's large-scale drama ``Yoshimune, the Eight Great Generals.''
yes.
At the time, I was working at the Wakayama City Museum, and I had the pleasure of meeting him several times as I assisted in negotiations related to Wakayama.
Oh, is that so? Yes, yes.
I am an old friend of mine, Yoshimi, and I would like to ask you a favor.
Forty-six years ago, when I was in high school, I went on a school trip to Kyushu.Would it be possible for me to meet the bus guide again?
In fact, the sightseeing bus that my wife and I took on a trip to Kyushu last year was owned by the same company that we took on our school trip, and we no longer need it.
For 46 years, I have always remembered that bus guide.
Her name was Suzuko Shida, and she was about 20 years old at the time.
I still cherish the photo I took with Mr. Fern at the Glover residence in Nagasaki.
The young 18-year-old me in that photo is now 64 years old, and there is no trace of me.
I am very curious about how Fern, who was so beautiful and beautiful back then, has changed.
If I were able to meet him, I would like to take another photo at the same spot in the Glover mansion.
Director Nishida asked me if I could find Fern-san to thank him for his help in playing the role of Yoshimune, the Eight Great Generals.
Well, that's Detective Nishida.
Do you remember Mr. Terranis?
Well, if I look at your face, I'm sure you'll remember it.
There's no doubt about it.
I think so.
No, but the director already has a pipe after all, um.
I wonder if Mr. Terranis was able to meet Mr. Busgaida? Please take a look.
We received a copy of the picture of the bus guide 46 years ago in Inaevin.
It's a picture of their school trip.
Oh, but it's cute, isn't it?
The bus guide.
And the Terranis too. They seem to be happy.
I'd like to go and meet the Terranis 46 years later.
Are you kidding me?
Good morning!
Oh, good morning!
Good morning!
Hello, I'm Ishida, a detective.
I'm Terranis.
Hello!
It was also written in Inaevin, but it's pretty worn out, isn't it?
Yes, 46 years of age is cruel, isn't it?
It's cruel, isn't it?
Since I was over 30 years old, I've been saying goodbye to my wife more and more.
Since you were 30 years old?
Yes, when I got married, my wife told me not to shave my head.
What is your relationship with Nishida-san?
My relationship with Nishida-san is...
Yes, it is.
This is amazing!
This...
This is still my bangs.
This is your bangs, isn't it?
This is an album of my school trip when I was in high school.
All of them?
All of them, yes.
Just one album of your school trip?
Yes.
This is it.
You have a sense of humor, don't you, Nishida-san?
You do have a sense of humor.
It's the first time for an adult woman to wear makeup.
Ah, I think I know what you mean.
You know what I mean, don't you?
It's the first time for an adult woman to wear makeup.
It's the same for you, right?
Yes, I filmed it with my camera and told my friends about it.
This is from the driver and the guide.
You told them to film you?
Yes.
Wow! What are you doing?
Is this goodbye?
Yes, I got on a ferry from Beppu Port.
No, no, that's fine, but...
Do you still have this paper and tape?
That...
This is the paper and tape you gave me.
It's amazing that you have this.
This is...
That...
The guide...
It's amazing!
He was putting this on the front of the bus.
Ah! He was putting this like this on the bus?
It's a route map.
When you get off the bus at Beppu Port,
If you don't need this anymore, please give it to me.
Isn't there quite a few people who say "give me this"?
Yes, there must be.
I want to see you.
How do you put it on?
This changes this much.
If you could meet me, what would you do?
It's been 46 years since I last took this shot.
What would it be like?
This two-shot!
Yes.
It's incredible!
Do you think you remember?
Well, looking at this photo,
Ah, I didn't know this existed.
Even if it's just that,
I'd be happy if you could remember it.
U-tuk bus.
It's been 46 years, so...
Well, if you could get some information...
Asahi Broadcasting Company Detective Night School.
Welcome.
Welcome, thank you.
46 years ago,
when I was on a school trip,
the bus guide,
Mr. Shida Suzuko.
Mr. Shida Suzuko...
I think he was still single,
and now that he's married, his gender might have changed.
Please wait a moment.
Excuse me.
Ms. Suzuko Yamashita.
I think I'm the one you're looking for.
Is that so?
Are you looking for me?
Yes, I am.
Do you have a company?
Yes, I do.
Do you have a company?
Yes, I do.
You do?
Yes.
What do you do for a living?
Well...
I still...
I still help people.
Are you serious?
I still help people.
Do you ride a motorcycle?
Yes, I do.
Oh!
Is it possible for you to ride a motorcycle?
Is it possible for me to ride a motorcycle?
There is a car repair shop in Kashima City.
If you go there...
I found you.
But...
You ride a motorcycle.
It's amazing.
Do you remember what you did at that time?
You came a long way.
I asked you to remember it.
You sang "Shimabara no Komori".
I don't know it.
You still remember it.
(Singing)
What?
Do you remember such a small detail?
We came to Kashima City's special car and special bus.
Yes.
I'm Ishida, a detective of the police station.
Hello.
Ms. Yamashita Suzuko.
Oh...
- Today is my day off. - Oh!
- Yeah. - Can you contact me?
- Let's try it. - Okay.
I just want you to know that there's someone you want to see.
Oh, really?
I'll be there in my car.
Oh...
You don't have hair?
Oh...
I was so nervous that I couldn't do it.
But you know how you feel, right?
Oh...
She's here.
- She's here. - Yes.
Wait for me to come down.
- Oh, hello! - Oh, hello!
- Excuse me... - Oh, you're young and pretty.
- This is a program called "Detective Night School" in Osaka. - Yes.
- Oh, but I'm Ishida, a detective. - Nice to meet you.
- There's someone you want to see. - Yes.
- Oh... - Please meet her!
- Hello. - Hello.
- Don't rush. - Oh...
- Do you know her? - Do you know her?
- Where did you meet her? - Is she older or younger than you?
No, she's older than me.
No!
- I didn't know you thought of me like that. - No, no...
I didn't mean it in your head.
It was 46 years ago.
- 46 years ago... - The show was 46 years ago.
- It was a middle school album. - Yes.
Oh!
Oh! I'm really in the picture!
- You look like you were young. - Do I?
- A little bit short. - No, no.
- Do you remember this picture you took at the gravure shop? - Yes, I do.
- I remember it. I remember it. - You remember it? - I remember it.
- You remember it! - Yes.
- That's great. - When I went on a school trip in the past,
I went to Minoshima High School in Wakayama Prefecture, Jodo Industry High School in Osaka, Izumi High School, and Ibaraki High School.
- I went to those schools. - You did!
- She remembers! - Ibaraki High School.
- Oh! I see!
- Oh! I'm glad you have those things. - What is it?
- What is it? It's old.
- Oh!
- Did you buy this? - Yes, I drew it.
- Oh! Tape. - Wow!
- Did you have those things? - Yes, I'm grateful for it.
- Wow!
- It's free of charge.
- It's been 46 years since I last took this two - shot picture.
- Oh, I see.
- On the gravure theme,
can you take a tour bus and guide me?
- Huh? Bus? - Bus?
- Excuse me!
- Oh!
- Hello!
- Wow!
- I'm Suzuko Shida.
- I'm Sata Gofu.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Oh, I see.
- Your personality has changed.
- Let's go. - Thank you!
- See you! - See you!
- This is a school trip only for you, Mr. Melanies. - Yes.
- Thank you for choosing our special bus among many other bus companies.
- Is there anyone who is weak against buses?
- If you are anxious about getting sick,
- could you please take out one of Mr. Fukuzawa's wallets from your wallet?
- Then, open the window a little and take out your wallet.
- The bus is running now.
- If you take out your wallet,
- you might get sick from the wind.
- If you are worried about getting sick,
- you don't have to get sick in the bus.
- You can go anywhere you like.
- If you are about to get sick,
- I don't think you should do that.
- I'd like you to sing a song for me.
- Thank you for your applause.
(Singing)
Here we are.
This is the place.
This is it.
The layout has changed.
The bus guide, Suzuko-san, was wearing a mask at that time.
Yes.
This is an old man's mask, isn't it?
(Laughing)
Excuse me.
We are not a mature couple.
Please don't hold hands.
(Laughing)
Here we go.
(Cheese)
Ms. Suzuko is riding a bus with her acting first, so I found it right away.
And in the end, I took a picture of the reproduction properly and prepared a school uniform.
At that time, I prepared a wig because I wanted you to take it as it was, but you told me not to do it.
It's a pity.
However, her expression was like she was back in the third year of high school.
That's right.
Yes, let's move on to the next guest.
Yes, the next person is from Miyazawa Ayaka, who lives in Sapporo City, Hokkaido. She is 27 years old.
Good evening, everyone.
Good evening.
I always enjoy watching you.
Thank you.
Since I was young, I haven't had a father and I don't know what a father is.
Every time I see my family on my way out, I get jealous and tears come to my eyes.
I have an ideal image of a kind and strict father.
That person is professional wrestler Masahiro Chono.
At first, I thought he was a scary person, but when I saw the program with his little child, I realized that he was a kind person and I was attracted to Mr. Chono more and more.
Detective, please. I don't mind Mr. Chono for a little while, so I want you to be my father.
That's right.
Ayaka was born and immediately divorced by her parents and raised by her mother as a woman.
She has no memory of her father at all.
In the meantime, I noticed that he was Masahiro Chono, so I went there for the time being in order to make that wish come true.
Please watch the video of how it was.
I want Chono-san to be a father
Yes, I like pro-wrestling since I was in junior high school.
But in the first place, there aren't many junior high school students around you.
I haven't seen Chono-san in person, but I really like him.
And he's a genius on TV.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, child program, right?
Yes, he's gentle and reliable.
My ideal father is...
Your father image.
There was only Chono-san.
Chono Masahiro fell in love with her.
That's how it is.
You haven't had a father since you became an adult, right?
I don't have one.
I don't know his face or his name.
My mother raised me with love and care.
But my mother passed away about eight years ago.
I see.
Your father's feelings are strong.
What would you like to do if you had a father like Chono-san?
I'd like him to pat me on the head.
I see.
I'd like him to hug me.
I see.
I'd like him to pat me on the head.
What are you doing all of a sudden?
I don't know what you're doing all of a sudden.
What about Chono-san?
He's like a father to me.
I see.
Chono Masahiro is like a father to you.
That's right.
Chono-san is like a daughter to me.
Chono-san is like a father to you.
I think you'll die soon.
I don't care if I die.
Please tell Chono-san how you feel.
All right.
Chono-san, can you give me some time?
If you don't mind, can you be my dad?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's Chono Masayahiro!
I'm sorry! Ayaka-chan! Chono Masayahiro is here!
Nice to meet you.
What a kind smile!
Ayaka-chan has a kind smile!
Wow!
Please have a seat.
She's here! Chono-san!
What should I do?
She's so cool!
I can't put it into words.
She's pretty, isn't she?
I like you!
Don't simply confess your love!
I want you to be my dad.
I'll do my best, too.
Thank you!
What should I call you?
Chono-san's dad.
Dad.
Then I'll call you "Ayaka-chan".
What do you want me to call you?
If you call me "chan", I'll sound like a stranger.
Ayaka.
Yes!
Call me "Ayaka".
Dad!
Ayaka.
You're really embarrassed.
First of all, what do you want me to do?
First of all...
You know, Vinter, you can't do that.
What? I can't?
I don't do that to girls.
I don't even touch my own kids.
You don't? You don't even touch your own kids?
You're a woman, aren't you?
Of course.
You're a professional, aren't you?
Well...
You're laughing, aren't you?
Yes.
Well, I'll show you my technique.
Yes!
You're laughing!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's scary! Wait a minute! It's scary!
It hurts! It hurts like hell!
Like this...
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts like hell!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It looks like this.
It hurts! It hurts like hell!
And if you do it like this...
It hurts! It hurts!
No?
It hurts!
It hurts like hell!
What is this?
Just now...
My father...
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
My father telling his daughter about STF.
It doesn't happen much, but...
Now...
From now on, it's just the two of us.
I'd like you to spend your time as a parent and child.
What does your father always eat for breakfast?
Today, it's curry rice.
It's not light!
That's nice of you, father.
That's nice of you, father. Joke!
What about your boyfriend?
He's not here right now.
I can't meet a nice person.
But...
I think...
You should put your clothes in the washing machine.
How can you get angry about it?
It's a lie!
It's evil.
Then, socks...
Yes, yes.
Dad...
Yes?
And...
Can I sit next to you?
No, no, come here.
Really?
Yes!
Ayaka has started to move.
Good for you!
It's only been a little while since we met.
But you look like you have something in mind.
Do you have anything you want to do with me?
Yes!
What is it?
Hugging you.
Hugging me?
Yes!
You hug me so much.
Good for you!
Wow!
You are strong.
Good for you!
You are a parent and child.
You can be lighter.
Really?
You are wearing sunglasses all the time.
You are right.
I don't like it.
But you are a parent and child.
You are angry.
Thank you for your hard work.
How do you like it so far?
It's great.
Do you have anything else you want to do?
It's hard to say, but I want to smell my father's clothes and say, "Dad, it stinks."
That's right.
It's like a conversation between parents and children.
It's common for fathers and daughters, isn't it?
It's common.
It's common, isn't it?
How do you want me to do it?
It's hard to say.
What should I do?
Well, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Will you line up?
I'll line up.
Really?
Who is that?
What are you doing?
What is it?
I've seen it before.
It looks black.
You can't see it, can you?
Is it funny?
TV?
It's funny that my dad is on it.
Is it funny?
Yes.
What are you doing?
It's really hot.
It's dangerous.
Tuna or mackerel.
It's hot.
It's a strategy to take off your clothes and smell it.
This is good.
Glasses.
Isn't it hot?
From Hokkaido.
It doesn't come off.
It doesn't come off at all.
Let's go to the next strategy.
I know it's getting warmer.
But it's not that hot.
It's hot.
It's cold.
Can you lend me your clothes?
It's cold.
Take off your clothes.
Can you lend me your clothes?
Let's warm it up together.
Together.
The STF.
It's warmed up.
It doesn't come off.
It's warmed up.
It's okay.
Ayaka...
It's warmed up.
Mr. Chozo.
It hurts.
Mr. Chozo.
It hurts.
Ayaka...
She wanted to smell your father.
Mr. Chozo.
It hurts.
You said it stinks, Ayaka.
I have to get back to work soon, so is there anything you want to do?
I asked you at first, but I want you to do "winter".
"Winter"? Why "winter"?
I have a lot of regrets in me.
Regrets?
What I regret the most about my mother is that the last conversation with my mother ended in a fight- like way.
She said, "Clean up the room."
She didn't say, "Shut up! I know!"
I wanted someone to be angry with my mother.
I wanted to do more for her.
If you ask me if I have a parent and child, I don't think I do.
I think it's a parent and child that my mother lives well by herself.
Good father.
Thank you, father.
Good parent and child.
Thank you.
I can't do "winter".
(snoring)
You snore for a long time.
Excuse me.
It's about time.
Excuse me. How was it?
I was happy and refreshed.
I'm going to give up my past self and become a new me.
Thank you, dad.
Let's do our best.
I'll do my best.
Okay.
Hurry up.
I'm sorry. I made one mistake and everything is different now.
That was the last minute.
It's okay. You really look like a parent and child.
Really?
Anyway, he's a straight-forward kid.
His feelings for his father are also like that.
He regrets his parting with his mother.
He has a lot of feelings.
He wants his father to be angry with him.
That's why he's called Binta.
He was wonderful, too.
He looked like a real father.
I wanted to say, "Dad, you smell bad."
But he said, "Chon, you smell really good."
It was a wonderful time. Thank you very much.
Now, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from Mr. Oda Yoshimi, a 29-year-old male office worker who lives in Fukuoka Prefecture.
Yes.
Detective, please help me!
A problem is occurring in my favorite karaoke box.
There is a ghost peeing in the bathroom!
Oh?
Actually, I've heard rumors about it before, but I didn't believe it at all.
However, when I was playing with my colleague in that karaoke box the other day, I heard a "poop" sound coming from behind me while I was peeing.
I wasn't in the bathroom, and at first I thought it was just my imagination.
And when I left the bathroom, I clearly heard a "poop" sound coming from behind me.
Of course, no one was there.
I froze and put the bathroom away so that I could escape.
I can only think of it as a ghost's "poop".
Detective, please do something about this "poop" ghost!
That's what it is.
First of all, let me say this. It's true.
- Really? - Yes.
- Actually, if you go around this area, rumors have been going around. - What?
- Yes. - What?
- Not only for this request, but for others as well. - What?
- I've heard everything. - What?
It may be a little bad, but I'll say it for now.
- Please have a look. - Please.
- Is it a karaoke box? - It's a bathroom in a karaoke box.
- What does it sound like? Does it go "poop"? - It goes "poop".
- Is it really a "poop" sound?
- Yes, it's "poop". - What about the smell?
I wasn't in the mood to buy it, but...
Didn't you hear "poop" coming from a room or a kitchen next door?
- No, it was "poop". - Is it a ghost?
- It's a ghost. - So you can't think of anything else?
- That's right. I can't think of anything else.
- Originally... - Yes, what was it originally?
I heard it from the manager of my favorite beauty salon.
When the manager went to karaoke,
he heard "poop" and said, "Is anyone there?", jokingly.
- On the other hand, he returned "poop". - Is that so?
After that, when I went to karaoke,
I happened to use the toilet there.
I felt scared and ran away right away.
- You don't know what it means, do you? - No.
If there is a ghost,
why do you only let it hear "poop" sound?
How did that ghost die?
You can only think of it as "poop" death, right? It's "poop" resentment, isn't it?
Probably, in my opinion,
I feel like I want to convey something through "poop" sound.
- No, no, no. - Something...
You've never conveyed something to people with your hands, have you?
- No, but... - That's right.
- I can't convey it with my hands. - You can't, can you?
Even if you convey it with your hands, you don't know what it means, do you?
I got a ghost request the other day, too.
The previous location didn't have a ghost either.
- Is that so? - Yes.
I don't like it unless it's a ghost twice in a row.
- Is it this shop? - Yes.
- Croquette club. - Yes.
- It's a very cheerful and fun shop. - That's right.
Excuse me.
This is Detective Night Scoop of Asahi Broadcast.
I was a little worried about the toilets in this shop.
- Do you know about the toilets? - I've heard of it.
- You've heard of it?
- Is it famous among the staff? - I've heard of it a few times.
- I've heard of it. - You've heard of it.
Let's ask people about it.
We've asked people who've heard of the toilet ghost.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- We're customers. - Who's a customer?
- We're staff. - Oh, you're staff.
I've heard of it as "boo".
I've heard of it as "poo" or "poo".
- It's not just "boo". - Yes.
- It's not just how you hear it. You make all kinds of sounds. - Yes.
- You make all kinds of sounds. - From a watered toilet. - Yes.
- Are you like that, too? - Yes, we are.
- When did you hear of it? - I hear of it when I'm cleaning the toilets.
- In the daytime? - No, in the morning.
- Even in the morning? - I hear of it in the daytime.
- In the daytime? - Do you want to go?
I haven't seen it and I haven't heard of it.
- You've brought something. - You've brought something, haven't you?
- My mother told me to bring some salt.
- Your mother? - Yes.
- What else? You haven't brought salt, have you? - No, we haven't.
- You've brought salt. - We haven't.
- You've brought salt from Hakata. - We haven't.
- Where is the toilet? - It's over there.
- Are you sure it's here? - Yes.
- Is it here? - Yes.
- Let's go, Fred. - Let's go.
You don't have to do anything, do you? You make all kinds of sounds.
It was here when I was building my house.
- From here? - By the way, when I came in, the lid was open.
- It was open? - Yes.
- Wait a minute. - It was open, but it was really open.
- It was from here, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
Excuse me, we are shooting a TV program.
It's a program called "Asai Goson's Night Scoop". Excuse me for a moment.
My name is Takeyama. I'm a detective.
My stage name is "Cunning Takeyama" and I'm a comedian.
Can you hear me a little bit?
Is there anything you want to say?
Let me take a picture of you.
Do you have any complaints?
No.
Do you hate us?
Shall we go out for a while?
Shall we go back for a while?
Hello, this is Asai Broadcasting Detective Night Scoop's Detective Takeyama.
It seems that even though there is no one in the toilet with water on it, it makes a sound and makes a sound.
It's a dangerous pattern, isn't it?
Is it dangerous?
It's a youkai called "okkeruite".
okkeruite
Is there a youkai that pukes?
Pukes?
That's right.
Destroy it with fire.
Understood. Thank you very much. Excuse me.
What will you do? What do you want to do?
After all, I want you to get rid of it and not let it happen anymore.
What? Get rid of it?
I want you to get rid of it.
From that area, when you get on the train, you hear "squeak" and "boo".
That's rare.
That's right.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
Then I'll go in alone.
Oh, yes, yes.
Close it.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work!
It works!
It works! Wait, what?
What?
It doesn't work!
What?
Maybe, but the sound is coming from this area.
This is the cause!
It's not about ghosts or spirits or anything like that.
I got it.
Let's check it out.
You thought you could hear it from here, right?
But it's going up, right?
You think you can hear it from here because it's going up,
but it's actually coming from this area!
The tank!
See?
It's around here, right?
Maybe there's something wrong with the pipes or something in the tank.
Oh, sorry for calling you.
Oh, it's okay.
I don't like busy people like you.
Oh, okay.
Can you put it here for a second?
Sure.
What was that?
It's this.
It's a tank.
It's a tank, right?
That's right.
The valve is clogged, and I think that's what's causing this phenomenon.
Is it leaking?
There's a valve in here like a packing.
There's a valve in here?
That's right.
Normally, you can hold it down with a valve and the water stops.
If it's clogged, it may not stop.
It's like a movie is playing in your stomach.
That's right.
That's why you made that sound.
That's right.
Now we know the cause of the problem.
It's just a convenient cushion.
I'm relieved.
There is no problem in using it.
Thank you very much.
The two part-time workers have become a little old when asked by customers.
I'm sorry.
Please go ahead.
The water pressure of that building itself is a little higher than that of other buildings.
In addition, it's clogged, so you can't stop it.
By the way, I haven't fixed it yet.
It seems that you don't have to fix it right away.
Then why don't you make it an opera?
If you like it, please look forward to it.
Please listen to it.
Thank you very much.
Now, we have an announcement from Mr. Zakoba.
"KATSURA ZAKOBA COMONGA" will be performed on the second floor of the stage.
What kind of content is this?
There is also a love story with various people, such as Mr. Hidekazu Akai, who is a passionate lover of Osaka merchants.
It's a good story that makes you cry.
I hope you will watch it.
Let's go and see it.
That bus guide was nice.
I'm riding a bus with a guide.
I admire some of you, don't you?
To yourself as a child.
Dad.
I'm glad you found a good father.
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