AISubs v3.5
BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away...
...and you dance in a secret room only for weekends
CHEEK o odori tsuzuketeru omae o tsukamaete... You keep dancing with your blush on...
...This is the only time I can fall in love with you and kiss you harder than usual... ...and I can only fall in love with you when we kiss harder than usual...
It's time for Detective Knight's Scoop. I am the director of the Detective Night Askers Scoop, which provides sharp advice on the complicated modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
Yes, the Detective Bureau will immediately dispatch talented detectives to pursue the truth based on requests from TV viewers.
Today's advisor is Goro Yamada, the world's best luck district Kewpie born in Japan.
It's been a while, Mr. Tanhin, but whenever I come, I always have the same members welcoming me.
Now, I'd like to introduce the outstanding detectives that this Bureau of Detectives is proud of.
First of all, Yasushi Ishida.
Ken Maeda.
Hiroki Hamura.
Yu Sabe.
Ken Hamura.
Nao Hatsune.
And Takanori Takeyama.
Nice to meet you!
Now, thank you for your first request.
Yes, my first request is from Kaede Ichiyama, who lives in Osaka City. She is a 19-year-old college student.
Ms. Kaede.
The Bureau of Detectives at NISSA has a request for you all.
When you put money in an automatic vending machine, you call it "effect injection", right?
Yes, you're right.
In other words, is it possible to "throw in" an effect?
Mr. Detective, let's try it out together!
It does say "throw in".
But first of all, it's impossible, right?
It's impossible!
Have you ever done it? You haven't, right?
No, we haven't.
So, Mr. Kaede wants to buy 100 yen coins and 100 yen coffee.
He wants to challenge himself with an automatic vending machine that sells 100 yen coffee.
It seems like he wants to drink hot coffee in this cold winter.
Will he be able to put the coffee in and drink it?
Please watch this video.
It's a stylish challenge.
I'm meeting with the client, Mr. Kaede.
Mr. Kaede!
Hello.
What are you doing?
I want to put 100 yen coins in this machine and "throw in".
I do it every day.
You do it every day?
You did it?
I actually did it.
But it's not easy.
Is it your house?
My grandmother's cafe is next to it.
Where do you throw it from?
From here.
Where do you actually throw it from?
From about here.
Please try it.
I'll try it.
That's it.
Oh, I see.
No, you can't put it in here.
But I definitely want to put it in.
You can't put it in!
Look, it's hard to put it in there.
Do you understand?
You have to put it in like this.
Hello.
Are you a shopkeeper?
I'm a grandmother.
Oh, grandmother!
Put the coin in from here.
That sounds fun.
Can you do it?
I'll definitely do it.
Let's put it in here at least.
Yes.
Okay, let's go.
Here we go.
I put it in!
What?
I don't know what you're saying.
Is there something like "jelly-shaped flat throw"?
I don't know.
What is it?
Come on, grandmother!
You can do "jelly-shaped flat throw", can't you?
Do it.
Oh, it's close!
It's closer than grandmother's!
Tell me!
Telephone.
Telephone?
Where are you going?
Telephone.
From "jelly-shaped flat throw", right?
Do it!
I'll definitely put it in.
It's frustrating.
Oh, grandmother!
Look!
Why?
It's here!
No, not at all!
Wait a minute.
It's going to take a lot of time.
Are you okay?
Oh!
Oh, hello!
I'm a doctor.
Oh, hello!
There's a vending machine under this apartment, right?
Yes, there is.
I'd like to throw some coins in it.
What?
Can you do that?
I just received an order.
I'm going to throw some coins in the vending machine for a while.
Is it okay?
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry, but I don't usually throw coins.
Try it.
How much do you weigh?
About this much.
About 1.3 meters, right?
Yes, about this much.
As a competition, I'd like to win 1.3 meters.
Do you want to do it yourself?
It's best for me to do it myself.
But I'd like to see the moment in front of me.
It's a miracle moment.
Yes, it is.
He is a professional of various genres.
Go ahead!
Thank you.
It's amazing.
First of all, the star difference of darts.
He has the best experience in Japan and is in 8th place in the world.
Thank you.
I'm happy about this difference.
And Sasaki of Frisbee.
You are the king of tight dives.
What is "ultimate"?
"Ultimate" is using a so-called "flying disc" called "frisbee" and adding "pamefuto" and "basketball".
Sasaki, please!
He did it!
It's amazing!
And he is a magician, Takemiya.
I do it.
You do it as a magician.
I do it as a magician.
What is this?
This is...
A coin.
It's a coin.
If you pull it out, it will come out.
If you don't pull it out...
It will come out.
It's a handkerchief.
It's a little transparent. Can you see it?
If you put it on...
If you put it like this, it disappears like this.
It's coming out of there, isn't it? On the back of your knee, isn't it?
No, it's not on my knee.
But there's another one coming out.
I'm dealing with coins, so I'm sure this will work.
Who do you think is the most reliable?
Magician.
Magician?
That's strange.
Really?
Then put a 100-yen coin in here.
I'm kidding.
Please.
I'm begging you.
Please.
Do you think you can do it?
I'll do my best.
Well, it may not be impossible.
I'll do my best.
After all, is it weak in shape?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Well, Sasaki, you too.
I threw it on the side earlier.
For 100-yen coins, it's easier for me to throw a back throw.
Is it right-handed?
No, it's not.
It's completely different.
It's difficult.
Sasaki, can you go home?
It's completely different.
It doesn't spin.
It doesn't spin?
Yes.
Then, Mr. Tayomi.
It's not small.
The snap of the wrist is too big for me.
As expected of a magician.
What are you going to do with it?
It came out!
Give it a spin.
I see.
Wait a minute.
Could you listen to me?
I didn't think about the control.
That's the most important thing.
Sorry, it's not enough.
Then, please.
As much as possible in the form of a dart.
I see.
This is it.
It's different from before.
I see.
If you can do this as well as you can, it's the best.
It's like this.
Stand up and come in.
Get caught here.
Yes.
Like this.
The pose is different.
I see.
It's low, isn't it?
I see.
It's my first time, too.
I see.
I've been doing it from above.
It's above.
It's close.
It was locked in for a moment.
I know you can do it.
I know you can do it for sure.
Hoshino san.
Yes.
The main clue is you can't do it like this.
Like this?
For example, you did it like this.
But we're starting from here.
Yes.
It's difficult to strike from above.
Is it difficult?
It's difficult.
Is it better from below?
That's right.
From parallel or a little below.
It's easier to strike from above.
It's close!
It's easier to strike from above.
It's close!
It's true!
I see.
It's easier to strike from below.
We were struck from above.
Will you end it now?
We can do it! Let's do it!
But it's like this. From below.
It's pretty close.
Not at all.
Anyone can do it.
Please put it in. I want to take a miracle.
Really.
You're a composer.
I knew it! This is it!
Do you like this one?
Yes, I do.
I'm glad you asked me.
I knew it!
So close!
Let's do it!
It's okay.
I'm in a panic.
One point.
It was close.
So close!
It's going in!
You can do it!
It went in!
So close!
Good!
Last!
I can do it!
Good!
It went in! Why?
You hit it a little.
No, no, this way. What's going on?
You didn't react!
It went in too fast!
But...
It went in! It went in! It went in!
It went in! It went in!
It went in!
We did it!
Thank you!
But you drank coffee...
Do you want me to do it normally?
Huh? It's low!
You did well!
Thanks to the client and the staff...
And the people on the way...
They brought me a stove...
It was really cold!
At the end, Hoshino of A.S., a dart pro...
The moment I saw it...
I was about to cry!
That's amazing!
After that, I put in the 100-yen coin...
And drank some hot coffee...
The five of us drank it in turns...
In one go?
In one go!
In one go, Hoshino of A.S. drank it in one go...
Hoshino of A.S. said, "Wow, I hate coffee!"
That's amazing!
Let's move on to the next guest...
Next up is Detective Takeyama Takagi...
With "Bakushou Konetashu"!
Thank you for having me!
First of all...
From Osaka, Minami Mie-san, 12 years old...
She was looking at the book's compilation rate...
And then she remembered the compilation rate!
She probably remembered 100 digits...
Even if you tell everyone...
No one will listen until the end...
And even if you praise them, they won't listen!
But if I can say 100 words without mistake, will you praise me?
Of course we will!
The editing ability is 100 words!
That's amazing!
Will you be able to praise me?
And from Kobe city, Ito Aya-san, 27 years old.
My master says that I have confidence in my acting skills and that I can become an actor.
I won't back down!
Being an actor is very difficult!
Where does your confidence come from?
Even when you're watching a drama, you keep looking down at the TV!
Is your master really good at acting?
Can't you investigate at the Bureau of Investigations where the best actors in Japan are directors?
I'm also director of the Bureau of Investigations, but I'm also chairman of the Japanese Actors Union.
If you look at that Bureau of Investigations, you'll know what I'm talking about.
Next, we have a request from Kobe city middle school 3rd year students.
I have the longest gap in middle school.
And I can speak properly with a gap!
Please listen!
Can you speak with a gap?
Next, we have a request from Yamamoto Shotaro, 51 years old.
When I was little, my mother always told me not to write under my buttocks.
The reason was that I would pee.
But now that I'm an adult, I almost pee right away.
Is that only for my family? Please look it up!
Let's look at the four requests!
- Can you say it all the time? - A hundred words.
- You can say a hundred words? - Yes.
- Until now, has anyone said a hundred words and been happy about it? - No one.
- No one? - No one.
Please cover your eyes.
Don't look back.
- If you say a hundred words, we will be very happy! - Yes.
- Let's do it! - Yes.
Ready...
Start!
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I did it!
Yeah!
I'm going to ask you a question, and you're going to answer it while you're burping, right?
I'll do it.
Please tell me your name.
Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
I'm fine.
Okay.
You said your name! You said your name!
I'm sorry.
Where are you from?!
Where did you say you're from?!
I'm sorry.
What's your favorite food?!
Omurice!
I got it! I got it!
One thing I know is that your favorite food is omurice!
What's your name?!
I'm Kosei Kinjo.
Kosei Kinjo?!
Yes.
Where are you from?!
I'm from Onagataki, Kobe.
Now that you know that, you're going to burp one more time!
Can you say your favorite food?!
Omurice!
He said "omurice"!
Now, I'm going to use my fingers to pull out your little bones and see if you can't stop peeing.
In many facilities, if you want to pee or record, everything has been refused.
This time, I'd like to do an experiment with Nate Scoop, AD and Nagataki's house bath.
I heard you live alone, but there is a hammock for women.
Nagataki, you may pee, is it okay?
It's okay.
I don't think you'll pee, you're an adult.
I'll hold it in as much as I can.
I'll hold it in as much as I can, it's a TV.
Is it here? Is it around here?
It's kind of small.
Oh, this is how it feels like.
Oh, here it is!
It's here!
It's right at the tip of your little bones.
It's almost at your buttocks.
Oh, it's here.
It's better not to write this place in the bath.
Oh, no! Oh, it's out!
Oh, it's out!
I'm sorry!
Oh, it's coming!
It won't stop once it's out!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Oh, it won't stop once it's out!
Oh, I can't hold it in anymore!
Please let it out.
It's better to pee.
Oh, it's her!
I'm sorry! It's her!
Our goal is to see your wonderful acting skills.
That's it.
Actually, I'm in charge of two supporting films at the convenience store.
Shall we go?
Hello.
I'm Sun from Asahi Broadcasting Company.
Oh, ma'am.
Yes, yes.
Thank you.
Ma'am, you asked for me, right?
Yes.
And you, sir?
I'm Ito.
Is this Ito your senior? Your friend?
I'm in charge of the company's subordinates.
Actually, my wife and you two are cooperating with me.
You're the only one who doesn't know what I want you to do.
Are you serious?
Yes.
What?
I heard you're pretty good at acting.
No, no, no. Wait a minute.
No, no, no.
I'm surprised and my heart is pounding.
You say that when you're watching your favorite dramas, don't you?
That's right.
If you say that, I can't concentrate on the drama.
And when I watch TV, I think I'm definitely better at it.
Are you serious?
Whether your husband is really good at acting or not.
And I'd like you to help me, too.
Yes.
I made a setting for your play, so I'll explain the setting.
Yes.
You're a couple, but she really wanted to get married.
And before she married her husband, she was dating this person.
But this is her husband's subordinate at the company.
But her husband really liked her.
He knew she was dating his junior.
He wanted to steal her.
So, I'm the president of this company.
He asked me and stole her.
He's not good as a subordinate at all.
Did you understand the setting?
Yes, I did.
Your husband has been watching dramas and various actors and has seen them all the time.
Please try it.
Yes.
Ready!
Stop!
Who are you?
You used to date Yoshida, didn't you?
Yes. To be honest, I want to go back with Yoshida.
Because Yoshida will brush my teeth before I go to bed.
He is brushing his teeth.
Yoshida...
I'm not brushing my teeth!
I don't know who you are.
You brush your teeth in the bath and go to bed after you eat.
When I ask you if you brush your teeth, you say you did, but you didn't do it before you ate.
I'm brushing my teeth.
Do you know I'm not wet even if I touch my toothbrush head?
I'm not brushing my teeth!
Cut! Cut!
It's true!
It's true.
You're standing up because you're told the truth.
That's right.
You're doing your best.
Let's do it again.
Ready!
Start!
I was sleeping in the living room yesterday.
When I asked you if you were sleeping in the living room, you said you would sleep only for 15 minutes.
If I didn't wake you up, you would say "Why didn't you wake me up?"
You were very angry this morning, weren't you?
"I slept until four in the morning!" you said.
I was sleepy and I wanted to go to the bedroom myself.
I'm an adult and I can walk. I'm not a baby.
I was sleepy and I wanted to go to the bedroom myself.
It's hard to understand now, but it's not a play now, is it?
It's not a play now.
It's not a play now, is it?
So it was true, wasn't it?
It's all true.
But you have to accept it as it is.
You're an actress, aren't you?
That's right.
You don't just ask, you also have to answer.
Can you do it?
Ready!
Start!
You don't say "clean up, clean up" and you don't do it.
I'm not bothering you.
You say you're bothering me and I say you're bothering me but you say it because you're bothering me.
It's my house.
It's my house too.
Okay, cut!
It's over if you say it's my house.
It's over if you say it's your wife's house.
It's my house.
Okay, let's do it again.
It's my house.
If you have a little fight, you can go out.
You're right.
Okay, cut!
Cut!
It's over if you say it's your wife's house.
You say too many serious things and I become serious.
It's your house.
Yes.
Your wife says it's her house.
I say it's my house.
You bring your experience as your real life experience.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Let's do it from the beginning.
Okay.
Ready! Start!
Okay, cut!
Wait a minute!
Let's do it from the beginning!
Yes, we have to do it from the beginning!
There is a woman you dated before you dated her.
Yes.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Okay, cut!
How can I say it?
I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Is it true?
I don't know.
There is a woman you dated before you dated her.
Yuki!
You were dating a new woman.
Yes.
Do you know about her?
Okay, cut.
Her eyes and mouth were separated.
It was a good acting.
Her eyes were smiling and her lips were shaking.
What I wanted to do was...
Her mouth was shaking and her eyes were...
Your eyes are smiling.
Say it again.
Your eyes are smiling.
Okay, Ito.
Yes.
Can I ask you something?
Yes.
Ito.
Yes.
You...
Do you...
Have acting skills?
I don't.
I'm sorry.
Okay, cut.
I'm sorry.
It's done.
I'm sorry.
I see.
I'm sorry, but...
Director, is it okay?
I'm relieved of my wife's stress.
On the contrary.
I don't have any lines, but...
My wife was the best at acting.
That's right.
I said it because it was a different request.
I see.
Then, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last person is a request from a 27-year- old housewife from Tsuda, Haruka, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I always enjoy watching you.
Thank you very much.
Immediately, please solve the problems that have been tormenting me for many years.
Since I was little, I have been afraid of flowers and there is nothing I can do about it.
Flowers?
I can't enter a house or restaurant decorated with flowers.
Flowers like this?
In particular, the scariest thing is the bathroom.
I hate being trapped in that narrow space with flowers and there is nothing I can do about it.
Since I was little, I don't know the cause and I'm in trouble.
So, please, can you cure my fear of flowers?
Don't worry about the existence of flowers and let me go to the bathroom.
Thank you very much.
That's good.
Men don't hate flowers, do they?
You love flowers, don't you?
I love flowers.
But you hate them because you are afraid of them.
There is such a thing as "flower fear" and "anthophobia".
Is there?
I've heard of it, but it's the first time I've actually heard of it.
That's right.
Since I was little, I have been afraid of flowers.
Especially, I'm in trouble with the bathroom.
It's surprising that the bathroom is in one row.
Because the bathroom is in the opposite building and it's quite gorgeous.
If I happen to go to the bathroom and there are flowers on display, I can't go in anymore.
So, I have to go and find another bathroom.
This is another problem.
Can you cure your flower fear?
Please watch the video.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Oh, it's your husband.
Hello.
You look like you like flowers.
You look like a girl.
I hate flowers.
You are scary.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Please cure your flower fear.
Are you kidding me?
No, no, no.
It's true, it's true.
It's true?
I will put this away for a moment.
Please put it away for a moment.
I will put it away for a moment.
Please put it away for a moment.
Are you okay?
If you hit me, I will die.
You are rare.
Yes, you are.
You don't have many friends, do you?
No, I don't.
Why don't you know?
I don't know at all.
Oh, you can't understand it yourself.
I don't know at all.
Since when are you scared of it?
Since I was little.
Since I was little, when I noticed it, there was a flower in my friend's house, and I was crying and asking him to remove it, and he removed it for me and I went to the bathroom.
That's a curtain! A curtain! It's a crazy flower!
That's right.
Is it hibiscus or something like that?
The print is fine at all, but even if the real thing itself is increased...
Oh, this is about the pattern.
What if it breaks?
I don't want to wear it.
It's not a real flower.
What about this?
No! No! No!
What's that?
No! No! No!
It's creepy!
Is it creepy?
I'm scared!
What are you scared of? It's not scary at all, is it?
It's not scary at all.
It's real.
Does the shape become more realistic and more beautiful?
My mother and grandmother like flowers and decorate it, but I can't go without my family. I can't stay.
That's a big deal!
I can't eat the food I decorated on the table, and I can't go to the toilet in the restaurant.
The most dangerous case is the toilet.
Toilet, yes.
It's dense, isn't it?
It's dense. If you say it yourself, it's like two people alone, so it's scary.
Two people alone?
Two people alone.
Are you alone?
It's scary.
Then there are three people.
That's how it feels.
In the end, if you can go to the toilet with flowers, will you be happy?
Yes, I want to go to the toilet.
First of all, you have to know the current state of the toilet.
I just put a flower in the toilet.
I want you to go in and sit in the toilet for 10 seconds and come out.
Yes, I understand.
I don't know how much it's fixed.
Is it fixed?
Yes, count it.
Oh, it's the worst!
Not yet, not yet.
It's not in yet.
OK?
Wow, wow, wow!
After you go in.
Wow!
One...
What's up?
Two...
No!
Ah!
He's looking this way!
No, he's not!
No, no!
Have you got used to it now?
No, I haven't!
This is tough.
It's tough work today.
Well, you've been working in a long plant garden for quite some time now.
Have you been in a plant garden before?
No, I haven't.
Have you been in a flower shop?
No, I haven't.
In fact, even if you hate it all the time, let's look at it in large quantities in person.
Here it is.
Slowly.
But there are a lot of flowers around here, so I can't go there.
What?
I can't go there.
I can't go there. I can't stand there.
Let's go there.
I can't stand there.
It's the best place for a couple.
I can't stand.
Let's ring the bell.
No, I can't. Wait a minute.
This is...
Here, here.
For a smirk? This is fine, right?
Oh, that's good, that's good.
Couples fly like this.
Look up, look up, look up properly.
What are you doing?
By the way, flowers blooming on the road, flowers blooming in the field, is it okay?
As long as it's not close. Well, it's not blooming.
As you like.
Yes, really.
Tight and narrow places.
There are flowers in narrow places.
Well, I don't know if it's okay.
Hello.
Oh, hello, Mr. Tani. Hello. I'm Detective Hashimoto.
Oh, hello, hello.
Thank you for your time.
He really hates flowers.
Oh...
Is this kind of illness, or is it something that can be cured like a girl?
No, it's not an illness.
Oh, it's not? That's good, that's good.
Maybe he has an image that he can't say anything while he doesn't know anything,
so I'd like you to change his image.
Change his image.
(Detective Hashimoto)
Well, I'm Sui-yen, a Chinese chef.
You want to change your image, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I have a wonderful plan for that.
This is Sui-yen's general cuisine book.
Wait a minute.
This is Sui-yen's general cuisine book.
Can you read it for me?
Yes.
Look carefully. It's a carrot, isn't it?
- It's very realistic. - Yes, it is.
It's finished.
If you expose it in water for a long time, it will open up a little more.
You mean the one exposed in water for more than that?
- Yes. - It's more...
- It's more open. - Yes, it is.
You don't like it?
- What if it's in the bathroom? - Really? Is it impossible?
Well...
- But it's because of the carrot. - That's right.
Anyway, do you want to eat it?
Yes, I do.
- You can eat it? - Yes, I can eat it.
Cut.
You did it!
- It's not bad at all. - Wow!
It looks like a national treasure, doesn't it?
It's a flower for eating.
It's a flower petal.
- It's a real flower petal. - I see.
- It's inside of you now. - This one?
Yes, that one.
It's a scary flower. It's inside of you now.
But if you think about it and look at it, it's not that scary.
I see.
- Now you know what I mean. - Yes, you do.
(Flower Petal)
- It's growing vigorously now. - Yes.
Its shape is getting better.
And you can eat it now.
But what happens if it's in the bathroom?
That's what I'm curious about.
So, we're back at the ugly bathroom again.
This time, the bathroom is this one.
Oh, it's increasing.
In the morning state, there is one more flower next to it.
Well, and an increase to the toilet paper and below it.
If you can promote this, it's okay. I made a service.
Yes, it's enough.
If you're about to lose, cut it and fight.
Yes, I understand.
Please fight.
Yes, I will go.
Yes, goodbye.
I will touch you.
You have suffered for 27 years.
I will touch you.
Aren't you scared?
Yes!
I won't break you!
I got you.
I will go.
I will go to the bathroom.
Let's count to ten.
Yes.
After I count to ten, you will go to the bathroom.
Yes.
One...
Two...
Three...
Great!
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten!
Yes!
Good for you!
But it doesn't come out at all!
We did it! We did it! We did it!
Amazing!
We did it!
Why? What changed?
Because we ate it?
We ate it, so we are more confident
Then, did you succeed in advertising?
We did it!
Good for you!
We did it!
Good for you!
No, no, no!
There is nothing to eat
But it seems like it was good that you ate it
Yes, it was good
After all, it's scary in your brain
You don't realize you hate something
But surprisingly, you touched and wiped each other
Ah, you don't care about the shape that much
You ate it, so you can do it
When you go to the toilet with confidence
It feels like you are being watched
It seems like there are many people who think you are being watched
When you draw a flower, there is always an eyeball inside
It feels like you are being watched
Is it that kind of feeling?
If someone next to you enters the toilet
And says "You can't lose!"
I think you are being asked
Just leave it like that
Because you are in the middle of advertising
Today, we have three people who were asked
I want to know more about that gap
What is that first pose doing?
It seems like you are letting in a lot of air
Ah, I see
It's a little hard for me to say
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