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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite... You take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...and I keep dancing with you...
...and I can only kiss you at this moment... ...and I can only kiss you at this moment. ..
...if I could hold you tighter than usual...
It's time for Detective Night Scoop. I'm Toshirbugran, the director of Detective Night Scoop, which takes a sharp look at the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
At our detective bureau, we are pursuing Mr. Kinshinshin, an excellent detective, based on requests from everyone in Sylbugran.
And today's advisor will be Chief Katsura Zakobas of Naniwa's mermaid faction, Japan's mermaid faction.
Let's start with the first one.
Yes, the first one is from Mr. Takayuki Tanaka, 51 years old, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Good evening, Director Nissa, Secretary Matsuoka and detectives.
Good evening.
In fact, they are currently separated.
It's been half a year since his wife left.
He's gotten used to living alone, but there is something lonely about going home when no one is around.
It's really painful.
To tell you my true feelings, I want to do it again with my wife.
I want to make sure of my wife's true feelings and decide what to do in the future, but I'm too scared to ask about it alone.
So, detectives, I know it's impossible, but could you please stand where you can talk with your wife?
Thank you very much.
Hey, it's Christmas!
It's been 12 years since they got married.
The husband is in a clinic and the wife is four years older than the husband.
The husband is 51 years old and the wife is 47 years old.
It's been a long time since they've been together.
The wife is too lonely and can't stand it anymore, so she went to this difficult place.
Did the wife come to the night of the talk?
No, she didn't.
He is the client, Mr. Tanaka Takayuki, 51 years old.
He and his wife have been together for more than ten years and are currently separated. It's been half a year.
In a man's life alone, there is something very lonely.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Thank you for coming. - Nice to meet you.
I'm about to go home.
I'm sorry, I'm weak.
- Really? - Please go home now.
- Alone now? - Yes.
- Really? - It's lonely.
- It's a big place. - Yes.
I could see it a little.
- It's my first time seeing this. - Yes.
- Divorce notice. - Yes.
When she can't do what she wants,
- the only thing she can say is "divorce notice". - I'm sorry.
She wants you to come back.
That's the first thing I want to say.
But I want to respect her feelings.
What do you want to say now that you can talk?
- First of all... - I love you.
- Come back. - Thank you.
- I'll sing you a song. - What?
You'll sing me a song?
There's a song I wrote for a singer-songwriter I know.
I'll introduce you to the singer-songwriter.
- Can you sing for me? - Yes.
The present I'm sending you
Always with a smile, always with a smile
Keep on smiling
Always with a smile, always with a smile
Keep on smiling
What's wrong?
My eyes are...
Please say "keep on smiling"
Always with a smile
The title is "red thread"
Thread? Not at all...
Pull up the red thread
If you pull it up, it will lead you
So red thread, anniversary
That's what I'm thinking now
I'm getting emotional
It's sad and funny
Do you still keep in touch with your wife?
We have a car on LINE, so I want to use it
We still keep in touch
What do you send her first?
First, "thank you for your hard work"
Greet her and...
Send her off
Show me
Thank you for your hard work
I can't remember
I can't remember!
What's wrong?
What do you send her?
I miss you
It's "I miss you"
It's 5 o'clock!
I miss you
You are cute
I miss you
I believe in miracles.
Not miracles, but I really believe in them.
I believe we can live together again.
I believe we can live together again!
But...
Why am I laughing?
Is it bad? I'm sorry.
Actually, the detective is here.
Koshi, you can't do this.
I think you're a real detective.
You surprised me.
It's Koshi.
- Turn on the speaker. - I can't hear you.
Hello?
Hello? Can you hear me?
- I can hear you. - Oh, sorry.
Actually, the detective of "Detective Nightscoop" is here.
What?
Detective Nightscoop...
All of a sudden?
Detective Nightscoop asked me...
to do it again.
To tell you.
What?
Why "Detective Nightscoop"? I don't know what you're talking about.
Why are you talking to me like that?
I don't want to talk to you.
Hello?
- Yes. - Today...
- Yes. - I got a request from my husband.
- Yes. - I'm calling you now...
because I want you to give me a chance to talk.
What?
It's so sudden, isn't it?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm a sudden person.
Please do something about it.
No, you don't have to do anything about it.
You don't have to do anything about it, do you?
Just lock it?
Oh, it's open.
I'm sorry.
I'm surprised, though.
That's right.
I'm surprised.
But I'm surprised you're not standing up.
I like this show, but I want to see it like this.
That's right.
What do you think of me, ma'am?
Ma'am.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for making time for me.
Yes.
Can you tell me what you're talking about?
It's a compilation of small things.
But I don't have much enthusiasm.
Really?
Yes.
We're newlyweds.
We work hard.
Even if you work hard and make it,
it doesn't taste good when you eat it.
I'm not lucky.
I don't think it's worth making.
But I decided to quit cooking.
You decided to quit cooking.
Yes, I decided to quit cooking.
I had a fever of 38 degrees.
I was lying down and it was hard.
When I was tired of cooking dinner, I said, "I don't need my food."
Then give me my food.
Buy me something and give me food.
Didn't you say that?
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that until now.
I don't think it's delicate in my heart.
I think this wife's story is the result of her wife's dissatisfaction.
I think there are many men who are surprised at their wives' dissatisfaction.
I see.
I think it's good advice for couples.
Do you think so?
Excuse me.
Did you say you would meet me or not?
I said I would meet you.
Correct!
I'm glad you understood my feelings.
Please do your best.
Yes, I understand.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Then...
I'll sing.
Okay.
Which song will you sing first?
I'll sing first.
Please don't.
I'm nervous.
How do you like your wife's face after a long time?
Tiger Mask.
I haven't talked to you for half a year, but it's been half a year, and I'm lonely.
I want you to come back to me. I want you to do it all over again.
No matter what you say now, I feel like I'm away from you.
You can't say no.
Is there no possibility?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do it. I'm sorry. I can't do it.
I'm sorry for doing that. That's not the problem.
If you do that, your love will come back.
(Laughter)
(Knock on door)
- Yes. - Yes.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry for bothering you. - Yes.
- It's difficult, honestly.
To change.
- Come back! - It's not like that.
I don't know. I don't want it anymore.
- Then what do you want me to do? - That!
- Then what am I supposed to say here? - It's useless no matter what you say.
A terrible counter has exploded.
- Can I go home now? - No.
- It's too late. - Wait.
- As expected of you. - Wait.
Wait.
(Knock on door)
Be careful on the way back.
What are you doing?
It's you!
It's Christmas!
Happy Christmas!
According to President's report, we have decided to go our separate ways.
It's decided?
It's decided.
By chance?
Yes, by chance.
If it wasn't for this, we wouldn't know.
That's right.
President, what do you think?
I'm glad we decided to go our separate ways.
Why are you singing and dancing?
As expected of President!
You were dancing!
You were too strong and we didn't have much time!
The next person is a request from Yuki Fujimoto, 23 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
Suddenly, I am a twin sister. We are usually good sisters, but at the beginning of October, we suddenly had a quarrel and it has not been resolved yet.
It was when I was watching a celebrity sports day on TV.
When I say to my sister, 'It's faster for me to run,' she says, 'What are you talking about? Of course it's faster for me!'
On top of that, she says that she is smarter, has a better sense of humor, and is more like a family member than me.
But in reality, that is not the case. I think I can do it more overwhelmingly, but my sister will not give up either.
I want my sister to say 'gyafun' so please cooperate with me.
The second person is also a fighter.
She is a twin sister. Their faces are similar, but their bodies are the same.
She has the image of being the same, but it seems like she has never fought properly.
I have seen it this time, so which twin sister was better?
Please have a look!
Yes!
Ah! I am a detective from the Asahi Broadcasting Department!
"Ah! Good morning!" "Ah! Good morning!"
"So, you are the younger sister of Fujimoto?" "Yes, I am her younger sister."
"And your name is?" "Fujimoto Yuki." "Yuki-san?" "Yes."
"Ah! You are not married yet, are you?" "No, I am still working."
"Eh? Then, how about you, Yuki-chan?" "I am done. I finished early."
"Work?" "Yes."
"Is it the same job?" "No, we worked together before, but we quit."
"It's a different job now." "Why did you quit?"
Well, I thought it wouldn't be necessary to work together that much anymore.
Wait a minute! Don't distance yourself from your sister! It's a rivalry!
"What is your sister's name?" "Yuka. Fujimoto Yuka."
"Yuka?" "Yuka."
"Eh? And you are..." "Yuki."
"Ah! Ka-to-ki-ya. Yuka and Yuki-ya." "Yes, Yuka and Yuki."
"You are the second one!" "I am the second one."
"Ka was better." "Ka was better?" "Ka was better."
"So, you have been working with your sister's Yuka-san for 23 years, right?" "Yes, we have."
Why did you decide to work with her this time?
I would like you to recreate the scene where you decided to work with her this time.
"Is it about one or two people?" "I think so."
"Is it okay?" "Is it about now?" "Yes, it is."
"Where is it?" "Over there."
"So, you decided to work with her in this room?" "Yes, in this room."
"And you were watching this?" "Yes, I was watching TV in this room."
"So, you are going to recreate the scene now, but you are going to work with Ka, right?" "Yes, I am."
"It is hard for you to tell, isn't it?" "Then, I am going to work with Ka."
Yuka, you are always faster than me when you run.
What are you talking about? I am faster than Yuki.
I am definitely better at studying, too.
What are you talking about? I am smarter than you.
Then, I am going to work with the detective.
If you say so, do you want me to compete with you?
"Hello." "Oh, it's the same."
"Your hair is a little long." "Hello, I'm a detective's assistant." "I'm his sister's assistant." "Is your job the same?" "Yes, it's the same."
"Where do you work?" "I work at an udon restaurant." "At an udon restaurant?" "Yes." "If I can make eye contact with the customer,"
"they'll definitely say we're twins, so I'm trying my best to look down." "Why do you hate it when your little sister says you're wrong?"
They say we're twins, and I hate it. Even if we ride bicycles together, we ride bicycles together.
"What should we do?" "No, we should imitate each other." "No, we should imitate each other." "No, we have the same preferences." "Oh, is that so?" "They say we're different from each other." "Are you rivals?"
"When everyone calls me by my name, they call me 'yuki yuka'." "No, I'm not." "Why don't you call me 'yuka yuki'?"
"No, 'yuka' is 'yuka yuki' and 'yuki yuka' is easier to say." "Which one is better?" "Well, I'm more of a 'kaki kukeko' than 'yuki yuka'." "I know, right?" "I'm more of a 'kiyi' than 'yuki yuka'."
"If you call me 'kaki kukeko', you should call me 'kaki yuki' instead of 'kaki yuka'." "Look at you, you're even covering your shadow." "I want you to call me 'kaki yuki' instead of 'yuki yuka'." "Look at you, you're even covering your shadow."
"You should call me 'kaki yuki' instead of 'kaki yuka'." "Don't call me 'kaki yuki' instead of 'yuki yuka'." "Look at you, you're even covering your shadow."
"You shouldn't say that." "Don't call me 'kaki yuki' instead of 'yuki yuka'." " gardenia
"gardenia "gardenias [gardenias grow in a tree]
gardenias grow in a tree
- I'll get it. - Okay, first of all...
We'll express intelligence and artfulness together.
Call out those feelings and draw.
First, this.
Ta-da!
Draw it. Don't look at each other, okay?
Got it.
She drew this for me.
Draw it all at once, please.
One, two, ta-da!
What?!
It looks like you!
Amazing!
Why does it look like you?!
First of all, what is this?!
What do you call it?
Nabe-ushi.
It's the same!
I thought it was something!
Nabe-ushi!
Nabe-ushi.
Wow, it's the same!
Wow, it looks like you!
Draw it.
Please draw it.
This is a major problem!
Go ahead.
It looks like you!
Yuki-chan.
Bat.
Okay, Yuka-chan.
Ga.
Ga?!
It's two letters!
It's two letters and it's "ga."
It's crazy!
I'm sorry.
Please look at this picture.
It's impossible.
Please show me the picture. One, two, ta-da!
It's the same!
What do you call it?
Senkou.
Senkou?!
Katori Senkou? What's that?
Nakkyo.
It's a problem!
Ga?!
Not at all.
You look like you're worried.
Please show us the picture.
What?
Kushi-sashi?
Kushi-sashi.
What?
Horse. Horse and horse sashimi?
Horse sashimi?
Horse sashimi is horse and kushi-sashi's kushi.
No.
This is sashimi's "shi".
Horse sashimi is "chaimasu".
What is this?
Deer horse.
It looks like a deer.
What is a deer's characteristic?
Horn.
Oh!
Reindeer!
Correct!
I did it!
No matter how far it is, the correct answer is reindeer.
Now, it's a game of flexibility.
Here we go!
Go ahead!
What is this?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Can you bend it?
Both of you will win.
The one who wakes up first will win.
Start!
Which one?
It's a singing competition.
What?
You don't know it?
I don't know it.
I've never heard of it.
Is it one of my most common songs?
I don't know it.
Great.
You don't know it.
Then, I got it.
Please add lyrics to this music.
It's a writing ability competition.
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine, but please add the correct lyrics.
Oh, you remembered it?
One, two...
Mi, fa, mi, fa, si, la, si, si...
Who is singing?
Please add the lyrics.
Lyrics?
Please sing the lyrics.
It doesn't matter if you imagine it or not.
First, you.
It's difficult to breathe in the world.
It's difficult.
Let's go.
Three...
My family told me I was a pig.
I don't know it.
Family love quiz!
Actually, my mom asked me a lot of questions.
This is a quiz for my mom.
Who is your favorite celebrity?
Please write it down.
One, two, go!
Mukai, Osamu, Mukai, Osamu...
The way of writing is the same.
Hiragana and the size of the letters...
The correct answer is...
Togi Matsudaka!
No way!
The way of writing is the same.
Are you okay, family?
What is your mom worried about the most now?
What should we do?
So fast!
Go ahead.
Yuki and Yuka's future.
Our future.
You two are perfect for each other.
I see.
What will happen to you two cute children?
That's what I'm most worried about.
The correct answer is...
Your daughters are getting fatter.
What was your mom's dream when she was little?
One, two, go!
She wanted to go to a yoga school.
The correct answer is...
To be rich.
No way!
The way of reacting is the same.
And your mom is realistic.
The way of writing is almost the same.
So...
It's a match of luck.
Let's see which one is luckier.
I prepared two types of cream puffs.
One has regular cream in it.
The other one has mustard in it.
If you're lucky, you can have one-half of it.
It's a delicious cream puff.
If you're unlucky, you can have mustard.
Have you decided?
Do like this.
One, two, go!
Cream soup? Mustard?
One, two, go!
Today, it's mustard!
You're unlucky!
I'll taste oden.
You're unlucky!
What a song!
As expected, it doesn't change.
After all, we are born and raised in the same environment, but what we feel there is the same.
Basically, both of them are light and stupid.
Light and stupid.
Let's have the last request for today.
The last request is from Mrs. Megumi Hayashi, 43 years old, who lives in Machida City, Tokyo.
My six-year-old daughter loves dongri.
Since she was one year old, her fever hasn't gone down.
Even now when she is in elementary school, she takes dongri in the park every day and puts it in her pocket and goes home.
However, the amount of dongri is not excessive.
While my husband and I secretly threw dongri from the old house to the edge of the garden, one of the dongri caught our eye and became a tree.
What my daughter is hoping for right now is to get purple dongri.
According to the diagram, the distribution is part of Kyushu and other places, but honestly I don't know where to go.
Detective, please find it for me.
By the way, my daughter may be shy and difficult to convey her feelings, but her feelings are real.
She wants to find purple dongri, but I've never heard of it existing in this world.
Dongri are usually brown.
I think it's brown, but Ikumi wants to see it.
And she's a little shy.
Yes, what happened?
Were you able to find purple dongri safely?
Vtr, please.
Now, I'm meeting Ikumi, who loves dongri, in the park.
Excuse me.
- Ma'am. - Ma'am.
- Every time you look for dongri... - That's right.
I've been doing it for a long time.
- I'm embarrassed. - You look shy.
- But you're a girl, right? - No.
- It's been too long. - Really?
Ikumi?
- Did you find dongri? - Yes.
- Did you? - How many did you pick up today?
How many did you pick up?
- About 50. - Wow!
That's amazing! Do you like dongri?
Yes, I do.
What?
This is...
I've never said this to someone I love for the first time in my life.
- This is tsundere's... - Face.
Wow!
I'm getting nervous. Show me your dongri.
I'm embarrassed.
That's amazing!
There's even a small pine cone.
- Are you eating something? - What?
You're eating, right?
- Dongri. - You eat too much dongri.
You're licking it like you're eating candy.
- Is it this one? - Yes.
Wow, this is amazing.
- Wow! - It's over there.
Wait for me, Ikumi.
Where is the thing you were talking about?
- Dongri? - Yes.
It's not the big one. It's behind the big one.
You surprised me!
It's this big, Momota!
- This one, right? - Yes, this one.
But this is amazing.
Dongri grows well.
How do you know this is dongri?
It looks like a leaf.
That's amazing. You have a lot of knowledge.
You saw this leaf and said, "I'm going to eat dongri!"
So you're excited about eating dongri in the garden one day.
That's right.
Ikumi, can I ask you a question?
What kind of dongri do you want to see the most right now?
- Tell me. - Siribuka sweets.
- Huh? - Siribuka sweets.
- That's... - That's...
- Look this way. - That's really fast.
Siribuka sweets' dongri...
- Are they purple? - Yes.
You want to see them?
I want to see them. Please look for them for me.
You spoke too soon.
- When you find 'shiribuka sweets', - Yes.
you want to do one more thing.
- Not only find them? - Eat them.
- Eat them? - Yes.
- Why? - I grabbed them.
You grabbed them?
What a simple reason!
- Do you know 'shiribuka sweets' dongri? - No.
In other words, where is it most likely to be found?
Well...
I think it's somewhere in Kyushu.
- No, it's quite wide. - I'm not sure.
- Kyushu is also wide. - It's quite wide.
Where in Kyushu?
- If you want to look it up, - I see.
- I don't know all the mountains. - I see.
I see.
Is it possible for you to look it up?
Miyazaki Prefecture has come to Ayacho.
We're at an amazing place.
And next to this shy girl,
there's a man you don't know.
Who is he?
- He's my brother. - Oh, brother.
We really want to follow you.
By the way, do you know any dongri?
- Just one. - Just one?
What kind of dongri is it?
It's called "shiribugakashi".
- It's what we're looking for now. - That's all you know?
You only know really rare dongri.
Is it because you always say it at home?
- Yes. - You memorized it.
We're looking for someone who can cooperate with us.
- So we're waiting here. - Okay.
Look at this. It's amazing.
In front of you, there's a place called "teruhaotsuri bridge".
It's 250 metres long.
And it's 142 metres high.
It's this way.
- Hello. - Hello.
Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for having us. - Thank you for having us.
You seem to know a lot about dongri.
- We research and study all kinds of plants. - I see.
What's special about this mountain?
This mountain is famous for its dongri trees.
It's called "shoyo jirin".
It's the most common dongri tree in Japan.
There are about 20 kinds of dongri trees here.
But you can see about 16 of them in this mountain.
- Really? - Yes.
- Most of them? - Yes, most of them.
- What do you want to see? - Shiribukagashi.
- That's a cool place. - Is it cool?
Is there anything you don't like about this place?
- I often go into these forests. - Okay.
But there aren't many things I've seen in the forest.
- Really? - Really?
- You can do it.
I've never seen anything here.
You can do it. It's a treasure.
And we don't know if we can pick up dongri.
- There aren't many of them. - Okay.
So we don't know if we can pick them up.
Is it just luck?
It's just luck.
- I've seen a few trees. - Okay.
Maybe we can find some over there.
- Can you do it? - I'm rooting for you.
- Can you do it? - Yes!
Are you going to look for them?
I'll do my best for my sister.
You're a good brother.
Are you going to look for them?
- No, no, no. - You go first!
- No, no, no! - You go first!
- No, no, no!
- This is what happens. - No, no, no!
- That's how brothers talk. - I want to go last.
You're like a vegeta.
- Fumi, are you looking at the scenery? - No, I'm not.
Why not? Wait!
- Fumi, hurry up! - I want to go first.
Okay.
The temperature is obviously lower than before.
It's obviously cold, so the kids are wearing jackets.
But that doesn't matter. Yuru is looking for animals.
Hirota, what is this?
This is called "ichigashi".
The tip is white like mold.
- There's hair in it. - What?
- This isn't hair. - This is all hair in it.
- Have you ever caught one? - Of course not.
Wow, it's beautiful!
Wow, it's amazing!
Wow, it's beautiful!
There's one over there, too.
Wow, it's so small!
- This is called "kojii". - It's a different name!
- Try holding it. - Kojii.
Kojii. How is it?
- Are you happy? - It's hot!
- Really? Are you happy? - It's hot!
Awesome!
Mr. Kamura! Mr. Kamura!
Look at this!
Look! A donguri!
It's a tree!
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
Come here! I'll show you up close!
One, two...
Huh? Are you taking it?
- It's close. - I'm glad you like it!
- Yeah. - I'm happy!
- I'm glad you like it! - It's cute!
Mr. Kano,
when it comes to silivukakashi donguri,
if you found one,
how long would you keep it?
When I was in elementary school,
I used to pick up donguri.
I've never seen anything like it.
Huh?!
Is it that rare?
It's not always like that.
Donguri has a unique way of being made.
It's like a grape vine.
- I'm moved. - Me, too.
Isn't that silivukakashi?
Oh!
It might be silivukakashi!
Let's go!
- It might be silivukakashi. - Yes, it is.
- What does it mean? - It might be silivukakashi.
It might be silivukakashi.
Huh?
As a detective, this might be a watch.
Do you have it or not?!
Is it really possible to find donguri like this?!
Oh, no!
Not at all!
What?!
Oh, but around there...
Oh, it might be the same water lily.
Where, where, where, where?!
Around there...
I definitely want to find it!
It's a water lily.
This?!
Yes, that's a water lily.
Oh, yes! The characteristic of leaves!
Oh, I found it!
I found it, I found it!
Oh!
Is it this?!
Oh!
Meat!
What's this?!
Meat!
What's this?!
Ah, THAT'S NEW!
I found a water lily!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
I finally found it!
Purple dinosaurs...
The colour is different.
It is purple.
Purple.
I want to eat it.
Did you get it?
This is similar to chestnut.
You can eat it raw, too.
You can eat it raw?
I didn't know that.
It's hard.
It's broken.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
How is it?
Good?
How is it?
Bitter.
It's hot.
Is it bad if you want to eat so much?
If you roll it over the frying pan and roll it over fire,
What does it taste like?
Shibukawa took it.
Okay, let's go and eat it.
How is it?
It's good.
Is it good?
How is it?
She is addicted.
How is it?
It's good.
Is it good?
That's great.
It was good.
It was good, wasn't it?
Yes.
How was your day?
It's hot.
Is it hot?
It's fun.
You worked so hard.
It's hot.
Shibukawa was cute.
He was really shy.
It took me a long time for me to talk to him.
I tried not to run away in the second half of the show.
You did a good job.
Good job.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
I've been talking to you for a long time.
You're tired, too.
You should come and rest.
I want you to rest.
That's right.
This show is brought to you by your request.
If you applied for this show, you can use this receipt.
If you came to see me in the middle of the show, you can use this special clear file.
This show will be held in Paris.
Please send your questions to this detective office.
The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop is on the line.
Shiribuka-gashi!