AISubs v3.5
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss me harder than usual
My name is Yuka Matsuo, a reporter.
Today, based on a request from everyone watching TV on the Detective Bureau, we will discover an excellent detective and pursue the truth.
Today's advisor was born in 1942 in Hakata, Fukuoka, which is home to many entertainers.He started his career for a year and trained to become the best theater actor in Japan. Let's grow,
We are now joined by the chairman of the Japan Kirikijin Association, Komatsu's parent team, and Mr. Aso Komatsu.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
Thank you for coming.
I always watch your programs in Tokyo.
Thank you for coming.
You know me well.
You know me well?
Thank you for coming.
It's fun.
Let's start with the first request.
The first request is from Masa Inoue, 55 years old, a housewife who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
I always enjoy watching your programs.
You married 31 years ago and bought a clock for pigeons at the same time.
You have been patient with moving twice so far, but in the past five or six years, your pigeons have weakened and you can't cry in a beautiful voice.
When I went to repair a famous clock shop in Himeji,
they said that the "poppo" of the pigeon, which makes the sound of "wasshi" is broken and there are no craftsmen who make it anymore, so they can't repair it.
Now, I don't cry just by the pigeon jumping out.
You jump out when you hear it.
Detective, could you please blow a beautiful voice into the clock again?
Oh, is that so?
"Poppo" that forgot to sing.
It's sad.
It's a bit heartbreaking.
Did you know that the pigeon clock is made of "wasshi" in the first place?
The mechanism of making sounds.
Inoue also took it to the famous clock shop for repair, but from the clock shop, he was told that there were no craftsmen who could fix it, so I went there.
Please take a look.
I'm counting on you.
I went to Himeji City.
It's a pigeon clock full of various feelings.
Is it here?
Inoue.
Yes.
Oh, hello. This is Detective Night Scoob.
Yes.
You understand things very quickly.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Can I ask you a question?
Yes, go ahead.
The question is...
Oh, it's this!
It's nice.
It's beautifully used.
I wonder.
It's almost 3 o'clock.
Does it come out at 2 o'clock?
It does, but it doesn't come out.
Without this...
Can you pull it out in 4 minutes?
4 minutes?!
It's not exactly 3 o'clock, is it?
It comes out a little after 2 o'clock.
Oh, after 2 o'clock.
If it came out at 2 o'clock and 5 minutes...
It would have been gone forever.
We would have had to wait 55 minutes for it to come out.
That's right.
It was a hell of a time, 55 minutes.
Oh, it came out!
It doesn't come out, does it?
55 minutes.
Oh, it came out!
Without saying a word...
Without looking at it...
No one would fix it like that.
Do you know what this means?
I don't know.
I thought you'd look for it.
Oh, the craftsmen?
Yes, yes.
The watchmaker said it didn't exist anymore.
That means we'll have to fix it automatically, right?!
But it's so cheap...
It doesn't look like it, and I'm not good at it.
Well, then...
Shall we begin?
Open!
Wow!
What?
It looks complicated.
This part is torn.
And this part is also torn.
This part is torn.
The paper is torn, isn't it?
Moreover,
in the back...
These two machines are lined up.
Both of them are torn.
Somehow... Look at this movement.
Probably...
With this movement...
It sounds like...
Ho-ho-ho.
Probably.
That's what it is.
Maybe it's an accordion-like sound.
OK.
Ah!
What?
I got it!
You got it.
What's going on?
I don't know at all.
It's only connected by paper, isn't it?
Yes.
It's normally like this.
And this...
This part looks like glue.
That's right.
That's probably it, isn't it?
Yes.
Then, like this...
Shall we remove it?
OK.
Wow!
It's attached like this.
It's normally attached by paper.
It's sealed inside.
By moving it up and down...
I don't know...
The air is pushed out...
It leaks here.
Here!
It's here! It's true!
Here!
That's probably it, isn't it?
By moving it up and down like this...
Yes, yes.
The air comes out of this hole!
And it makes a sound!
That means...
This part looks like a flute!
Then, if you blow it...
- Does it make a sound? - Does it make a sound?
- Does it make a sound like this? - Then this one and this one.
- They go up in order. - Ah!
- This! - What is it?
What I'm going to say is really Japanese salt.
For now, let me revive it.
First of all, that's it.
- Prepare it. - I see.
- At a Japanese salt shop. - Oh, Japanese salt properly.
At a Japanese salt shop.
- This is... - Gum.
Gum.
- It's a little more... - It's a little softer.
A little more...
- Ah! Ah! Ah! - Ah! This one!
- Ah! - This is it.
- Mitsumata. - Mitsumata!
- It's a kamikaze used in Osatsu. - Ah!
You like it, don't you?
You like it, don't you, Osatsu?
It has the same feeling.
- It's close, isn't it? - Yes.
- Should we keep it? - Yes.
- Structure. - Structure.
This is the strongest Japanese salt.
Ah!
- This one. - This one?
- Is it this one? - This one.
- Is it this one? - Yes.
It's been 30 years since it was this soft.
- I see. - Yes.
- I guess it was this hot at first. - It sounds good.
The choice of paper is a big point.
Really?
Do you get some information about it?
Yahoo! Knowledge Bag.
Yahoo! Knowledge Bag!
Can you say Yahoo! Knowledge Bag information proudly on TV?
Please do!
- The rest is about folding. - Folding.
It's complicated than you think.
Can you understand it?
How do you do it?
Ah!
Paper...
This should be straight here, but it's a triangle here, so I think it's like this.
I see!
No, this is a lot...
I'm getting a little closer.
You're getting closer, aren't you?
Yes.
Can I do it with one sheet of paper?
You can't do it with one sheet of paper.
You have to stick it up and down here.
Here...
Ah...
Stop it here...
Stop it...
And...
Go like this from here and stop it here again...
Yes.
Isn't that why it's like this?
It is!
This side...
Yes, you're just holding it down.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
Stop it...
And...
That's it, isn't it?
Yes!
That's it!
Wow!
Like this...
Right?
So, the paper on the side...
Is cut off...
Around here...
You don't need it anymore...
You cut it off...
I see!
Ah...
I see...
Look, it's kind of...
- Will it work? - Will it work?
With this...
What if it's the spring of the lunar calendar?
- It will be left over. - It will be left over.
It's like making a double, right?
If you do it like this...
If you cut it like this...
If you don't cut it like this at the center...
- After all, the top... - This one will be longer.
- This one is... - Longer.
It's slanted, so it will be longer than the top.
In order for this one and the top one to be the same length,
I thought it would be better to cut it at an angle at the center and align the lengths.
- So... - I don't know anymore.
No, I understand.
Certainly, if you do the same thing for a long time, you'll get bored in the end.
There's no craftsman who makes this anymore.
You're becoming that craftsman now.
- Amazing. - Amazing.
You made it like a drawing.
If I do like this...
It's leaking.
It's leaking a little bit.
For now, as a shape, it's probably...
Wow, that's amazing!
For now, we've done what we can for now, right? These two.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Okay! Okay! Wait a minute, okay? Okay, it's okay. Everything is ready.
Please put the needles together!
Okay, one time.
[Laughter]
Can I ask you one more time?
One more time? Yes, you can.
Let me ask you one more time.
Wow, this is amazing.
This is so moving.
Wow!
This is perfect!
This is the birth of an amateur artisan.
Thank you for always waiting for my request.
[Laughter and applause]
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
It took me seven hours to make it.
It's a good job.
I looked it up later.
That device is called "fuego," right?
"Fuego," "fuego," "fuego."
The person who requested it had a good sense of "fuego."
I think you'll be able to do a lot of things by yourself.
An amateur "fuego" artisan has been born!
If you have a watch like this, you can fix it.
Thank you for your request.
The next request is from Daisuke Yasuhara, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
He is 32 years old and a company employee.
As a pet, I have a mini pig.
While living together, I learned a technique.
It is to pet and cuddle a pig.
Pet and cuddle a pig?
Yes, cuddle and cuddle a pig.
While watching a pig sleeping comfortably,
I wanted to try whether this technique would work on other pigs.
However, I have no acquaintances who have pigs.
Not to mention, I can't touch pigs in zoos without permission.
I'm having a hard time.
Could you give me a chance to try it?
Thank you in advance.
I will do my best.
While he is buying a pig, he learned how to pet and lay it down.
I'm curious about that technique.
And I'm going to see if that technique works for all pigs.
Here you are.
Hello.
You said you learned a great technique.
I have an image of pigs being noisy.
Do you think you can lay it down like that?
I'm going to sleep.
Are you going to sleep?
I'm going to sleep.
Can you speak to me?
I'm sorry.
Hello.
It's huge!
Wait a minute.
This is it, isn't it?
This is it.
This is a pig, isn't it?
It's a mini pig.
This is definitely bigger than Mr. Fumakiko.
That's right.
Mini pig?
Mini pig.
It's a mini pig.
And there's a pretty big dog, too.
And a cat.
It's like a dog.
Riko, you're the best.
You're the best. Please judge.
What's its name?
It's called Roo.
Roo.
It's three years old now.
I heard that mini pigs get bigger, but this is the first time I've seen one like this.
Is it cute?
It's cute.
Roo.
Come here.
I was surprised.
I'm sorry.
You're smart.
All right.
Roo.
Sit down.
Pigs don't sit down.
You're smart.
Here you go.
You're amazing.
You're quite active, aren't you?
That's right.
Do you fall asleep whenever you use that technique?
Yes, I do.
Here we go.
What?
It's like...
What?
It's not really a technique.
What?
She's closing her eyes.
What?
She's fast.
She's fast even though her eyes are wide open.
That's right.
It's like this.
No, don't touch me. I'm sleeping.
What?
Asleep?
Oh, she's awake.
Oh, I'm sorry. I shouted too loud.
I'm sorry.
Shall we continue?
What? You want me to continue?
Go ahead.
She's not sleeping, is she?
Oh, oh.
She's eating. She's eating.
She's eating.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
She's eating.
She looks like a battery is really dead.
She's eating.
She sleeps very early.
It's so cute.
When did you learn this technique?
Around this age.
I stroke my whole body like this.
Then I make a pleasant face.
When I touch my stomach, my legs shake.
- They shake. - Yes.
Finally, I fall down.
I think I can do it, too.
Ro-chan.
I stroke my whole body like this.
Then I make a pleasant face.
My legs shake.
I did it.
You're fast.
I'm not that old.
I'm three years old.
It's so cute.
It's the biggest one.
It's not big at all.
What do you think?
Do all pigs do this?
They can't stand it and fall down.
I think it's a pig's instinct.
Pigs are like that.
- They sleep like that. - They sleep like that.
We're at World Farm.
- You can see many pigs here. - Yes.
This way.
You can touch many things here.
Goats and sheep.
- Hello. - Hello.
- How are you? - Nice to meet you.
You look like a goat.
- Do I? - Don't you?
I don't look like a monkey.
- You said you look like a goat. - Do you think I look like a goat? - Which one?
- You have a technique of making pigs lie down. - Lying down?
- Is there such a thing as pigs? - Basically, the staff doesn't do that.
- I'd like to see it. - If you can do it, you can do any pig. - Any pig.
- The staff is used to it. - You can do pigs that don't do that. - Pigs that don't do that?
- Pigs that don't love people that much. - If you can do that, it's perfect.
- Do you want to go? - Do you want to go? - Yes, I do.
- It's okay, though. - What's this? - It's really okay.
- Is it a backyard? - Yes, it is.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- You don't bite, do you? - Yes, I do. - What? - I bite really hard. - Really hard?
- If you bite me, I'll... - No, you're laughing.
- If you say it, I'd like you to let me sleep before you bite me. - You're confident, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- If you say it now, you'll lose your confidence. - I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- There it is. - There it is.
- It's already at the end. - Yes, it is.
- Isn't it smaller than Lou? - The one in front of you is smaller.
- It's wagging its tail. - Yes, it's wagging its tail. - May I? - Yes, please come closer.
- You don't want it to be too big, do you? - That's right. - Let's start with your husband.
- Oh, it's true. - You look like a divorcee.
- Oh, it's a partner. - Oh, it's a partner. - I don't know.
Oh, it's good.
- It doesn't go up at all. - That's right. It doesn't get close.
It's quite...
- Oh, it's running towards me. - Oh, oh, oh!
- This is the limit. - It's fast! It's fast!
- It runs away. - You can't even touch it.
That's right.
Oh, oh, oh!
It's showing interest.
Look, it's showing interest.
- Oh, oh, oh! - Be careful.
- Don't bite me. - What?
It's scary.
- Oh, oh! - Be careful.
- It came out! - Oh!
- What? - Oh!
- Be careful. - It's scary.
Oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, oh, oh! - It's tiring.
It's tiring.
It's amazing.
- Isn't it good? - It came out!
- It came out!
No way!
- It's amazing! - Isn't it amazing?
- I thought it would bite me and end. - That's right.
It's amazing!
- Does it feel good? - Yes, it feels great.
It was running away a lot.
- It came out. - It's closing its eyes.
- It's amazing.
This is amazing.
It's closing its eyes.
It's completely sleeping.
- It's amazing. - It came out.
I'm starting to feel a little frustrated.
- You're always busy. - Should we go for a different version?
A different version?
They're still babies born this year.
They're still babies.
So...
- It's huge! - It's huge!
What is this size?
- It's huge. - It's huge!
It's not scared of you at all.
Is it afraid of being bitten?
I think it's scared of you.
This distance is scary.
It's scary!
It's saying it's the biggest one.
It's scared of you.
It only took one breath.
No, it's not.
Oh, yes! It's out!
It's out.
The moment it was caught, it came out.
It's out, it's out.
It's out.
Wow!
It fell. It really fell.
It fell. It fell.
It's amazing.
I thought I could do it if I just touched it.
It's amazing to touch it, but it's amazing to touch it.
The greatness has changed a little.
Wow!
It's amazing.
Even if you get close, even if you touch it.
It's amazing.
I heard from a professor who studies pigs in detail.
I've never heard of such a phenomenon.
Isn't there something around your stomach?
No, there isn't.
It's very interesting.
The economy may progress in the future.
Maybe something will be solved.
Then, today's last request is...
Yes, the last person is a request from Keizo Uemori, 51 years old, who lives in Shiga Prefecture.
Yes.
I am an ordinary and inconspicuous salaryman who is everywhere.
Every day, I do my best to raise my wife and three children.
This doesn't mean I'm proud of it or that I'm turning away from my passion.
However, there are two things that I devoted my youth to and worked hard on.
One is the music I still continue as a hobby.
When I was a student, I belonged to the brass band and played the trumpet.
The other is Japanese music.
I happened to have a practice room near my family's house and decided to go there.
What I was best at was swimming.
I was confident that I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Now that I think about it, I was really shining back then.
After turning 50 and looking back at my life,
I don't want to end like this. I want to shine again.
Let's shine!
So I thought,
I want to play the trumpet while swimming.
Let's shine!
By challenging this unprecedented skill,
I want to shine again.
Please help me out, detective.
The only thing that was shining when she was a student was the trumpet.
Trumpet.
And this is Japanese music. Do you know it?
I know it.
It's an old Japanese music.
Yes, yes.
Like "kosshii."
It's played with katchuu.
Yes, yes.
It's a mix of katchuu swimming and the trumpet.
But is it okay if the instrument gets wet?
I see.
That's one of the questions.
Will she shine?
Let's see!
Can you hear me?
Yes, my back is a little sad.
Can you stop being sad?
You are Uemori of Irai Company, right?
Yes, I am.
You are really...
Well...
Yes.
You are sober and quiet.
If you go to a disco, you will die, won't you?
I don't think so.
Right?
I will die.
What made you launch Irai?
There is no such thing as "this".
I wanted to do something that no one can do.
What made you shine the brightest in your life?
Until high school, I was only studying aquatics.
A friend of mine called me to join a band full of students.
It was a band that won many competitions and won many awards.
I got to play the lead trumpet for a while.
I think I did my best.
I see.
You wanted to use the trumpet for that purpose.
How about swimming?
Until I was 20 years old, I practiced swimming.
I am good at swimming.
Today, I think I am the only one who is confident in playing the trumpet and swimming.
You want to shine, don't you?
Yes.
You have lived a good life.
That's what matters.
That's right.
I feel better now.
Thank you.
I want to shine.
It's lonely with only a trumpet, so I'd like to add other instruments.
I have something like this.
A flute!
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Isn't it amazing?
I also brought a keyboard harmonica and a cymbal.
It's heavy!
Is it this for swimming?
Yes, it is.
How do you play instruments at the same time?
Like this.
There is an orchestra here.
This is a pool.
A pool!
I put an instrument in a float.
You put an instrument in a float!
I swim and move.
I go up and down.
If you can do this, you will shine a lot.
Do you think so?
This will shine!
What song do you want to play?
I think I haven't had passion until now.
I want to play "Passion Continent".
It's a good song that you can imagine for a moment.
I'm 20 years old.
When was the last time you played?
I was about 20 years old, but it was about 30 years ago.
It hasn't been more than 30 years.
That's right.
Now, in order to practice stand-up martial arts...
This is Raktabdom.
It's been 30 years, so I'm calling a teacher.
Let me teach you.
Thank you very much.
Let's go.
Is it a teacher?
Hello.
My name is Maita of Santinaitus Club.
Nice to meet you. I'm Iwasaki.
Mr. Iwasaki.
That's right.
I'm a teacher of the city police.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Now, I've changed my clothes.
From now on, I'm going to be born with this feeling of the city police.
Let's go without being embarrassed.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
You know Tachogi, don't you?
Yes.
There is a saying that has only been done in the past.
The shape is beautiful.
I feel like I can do it.
You have to use the instrument once more.
That's right.
You're out of breath.
That's right.
Now, please.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Oh!
How do you feel after doing it? Physically?
It's painful.
It's hard!
But it's not bad, and you feel like you can do it, right?
It's bumpy.
What?!
The performance may stop somewhere at this rate.
The height of the water is different where you are stepping with your right foot and where you are stepping with your left foot.
I haven't stepped evenly, so I probably won't be able to hold it unless I fix it firmly.
I'm watching you.
Put all your energy into your fingertips!
Those eyes! Those eyes!
Concentrate! Concentrate!
Thank you for your hard work!
Wow! I remember a lot of my feelings when I swam.
I remember my feelings at that time and my feelings when I used to do it in the past.
Now let's go to the actual performance!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Now, in order for Uemori-san's dream to come true, he came to Kyoto Golf Club!
Yes!
Look! There are four instruments floating in the water!
Go into the pond, stand up, press the instrument, swim, and finish!
Is that okay?
Yes!
With that said, we have invited everyone from Kyoto Industry University Aquatic Department Engineering Department!
Welcome!
Thank you for your hard work!
How do you feel about this challenge?
I want him to do his best, so I'll do my best to support him!
Yes!
He was laughing a little, though...
Now, Uemori-san! Please come up to the stage!
Cool!
Thank you.
How do you feel now?
Thank you for your cooperation to many people.
I would like to succeed for that.
Thank you very much.
It's not over yet.
It's just beginning.
Like that day...
THE END
Goal!
Damn it! It's no use!
Now! Uemura jumped in! Goal!
Now! Nasu went to the trumpet!
Now! Uemura jumped in! Goal!
Now! He cleared the first trumpet!
The next one is Kenmer, America!
Thank you for watching and have a nice day!
Lucar is crude!
[music]
Now! Finally!
The last cymbal!
[music]
It's heavy!
Cymbals are heavy!
As expected, my physical condition is deteriorating!
[music]
I'm sorry!
The trumpet sank!
It's back now!
It's a little wet, but I feel like you're making a very good face.
How do you feel?
Oh, it's amazing.
I feel good because I think I've done it.
Did you enjoy it?
Yes, thank you.
Oh, I'm glad.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You enjoyed it, didn't you?
I did it!
At the end, when the cymbal sank, the back alarm teacher said, "The other way, dog hair system."
[laughter and applause]
Now, we have some news from Mr. Komatsu Masao.
The movie starring Mr. Komatsu Masao, "Okeroujin", has been released nationwide.
What is it about?
There are two orchestras with similar names.
One is called "Okeroujin", and only the elderly come in by mistake and say, "I'm glad I went all the way to verse 10 today."
While I'm cheering for the orchestra there with all my might, a big flower blooms and a large orchestra of "Okeroujin" is completed.
[applause and cheers]
So, this program is made possible by your requests.
Yes, for those of you who chose our request, we will give you this detective notebook.
Yes.
And for those of you who came to the studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
So, we will see you again next week. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Please send your daily questions to this detective office.
An excellent detective will immediately find out the mystery of the truth.
The address is 530-8011 Detective Night Scoop.
I was hungry, so I'm going to eat a lot today.