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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away...
...And unlock the secret room only for weekends
SHIKU o odori tsuzuketeru omae o tsukamaete... I keep dancing with my cheek and I catch you...
...This is the only time I can fall in love with you and kiss you harder than usual... ...I can only fall in love with you you at this moment and kiss you harder than usual...
It's time for Detective Night Scoop. I'm Toshizuki Nishizawa, the director of Detective Night Scoop, a company that thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions with a keen eye on the complex modern society.
Today, based on a request from everyone watching on TV, the Detective Bureau will dispatch the right and excellent detectives to pursue the investigation.
And, today's advisor is Eiko Obi Ishizuka, who has a good location, is a good friend, is good at acting, feels good when I'm with you, your smile is pleasant, Everyone in Kuromin likes you, and we all have one voice. .
Well, let's start with the first request for today.
Yes, the first request is from Ms. Yamamoto Lisa, 28 years old, who lives in Setagaya Ward, Tokyo.
Oh, yes.
Everyone at the Nissa Detective Bureau, I always watch you every week.
I love you.
Thank you.
There is someone I have to find right now.
Last month, I went to Fukuoka for my brother's wedding.
My family is Kumamoto, and people around me get married early.
When I was 28 years old and single, I was teased by my family at the theater,
"Aren't you choosing too many people?" or "You'll get it soon and you'll die."
I was about to cry.
Then, "Don't worry about your parents." A person who was seriously preaching appeared.
I've been in and out of Tokyo for 10 years since college.
I, who also has unthinkable disadvantages, couldn't hold back and collapsed.
Oh, my.
I raised my voice and cried.
I was involved in the crying.
Even my father, who rarely cries, started to cry.
It was already the end.
My older sister and mother, who had run out of canning bags, told me,
It's noisy, so get out of here.
I didn't know what to do.
I ran out of the hotel venue in a dress and got in a taxi.
It doesn't matter where you go, so get me off at a place where I can drink.
I kept crying even at the bar I arrived at.
My family was looking away from me, too.
The owner of the bar was kind and generous.
The customers were all warm and comforting.
I drank until my tears dried up.
Then I realized that it was actually a hotel.
On the shoulder of my no-sleeve red dress is a Softbank Hawks uniform.
Come to think of it, there was a uniform on display in the bar and it was raining heavily outside.
I think the owner chose me to wear a no-sleeve uniform because he didn't want me to get cold.
The uniform is yellow and if you look it up, it's a limited edition.
It may be the owner's treasure.
However, I don't remember the name of the bar or the place of the bar at all.
As a clue, I heard it was 1060 yen by taxi from the hotel.
But no matter what I do, I want to find the bar, thank it, apologize and return the uniform.
It's like a movie.
Yes, it's a bit of a dramatic story, but I have a faint memory of it.
It was about 1060 yen by taxi from the bar.
And I knew it, but I remember it a little.
This is usually the story of the bar.
I remember it a little.
All I know is that.
Did you find the bar and return the uniform?
Please watch the video.
You came all the way from Tokyo. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Over there, this Hilton Hotel is where your brother's wedding was held, right?
That's right.
There is also a chapel here, right?
That's right, there is also a chapel.
Oh, this is amazing. Wow!
This is a very nice view.
Your brother is doing it in a great place.
Do you call it a situation at that time?
The situation is...
Why did you jump out first?
When we had a ceremony here, of course it was normal, but...
After that, at the amusement park...
Relatives around me got married and have grandchildren.
I've become a target of bullying.
"Are you married yet?" "How old are you?"
If you go to 28th, you won't need it anymore.
I don't remember who it was,
but it was Lisa's mother.
How much have you suffered from Lisa?
Do you still think I'm worried about you?
It was about the time I started high school,
when my parents wanted me to buy them bouquets.
Then my sister-in-law told me, "Shut up and get out of here."
I don't think I was in a bad mood at all.
Do you have a picture of that time?
Wow, it's ugly. Wow, what is it?
It was already 25th at Houreisen,
and I was told to laugh by force.
It's scary. It's annoying.
So I ran out of the house in my dress and without putting anything on me.
Why did you get in the taxi and stay downstairs?
What did you say?
Anywhere is fine, so drink until late and take me to a drunk place.
You're a crazy guy. You're the craziest driver.
How far away was it from there?
I didn't say exactly how far it was.
I think it was about 1060 yen.
So it wasn't that far away.
No, it wasn't.
I was told that the address was around Nantoka River.
Around Nantoka River. This is quite important.
I was told that.
Did you get off before drinking at the shop?
Yes, I thought I could drink until late here.
How does it look like?
It's old-fashioned and probably wooden.
It's like an izakaya for individuals.
Yes, it is.
It's like polmon and motsunabe.
So what did you drink there?
I remember saying, 'Please give me strong alcohol.'
You do something like a drama, don't you?
You ran out of the house and said, 'Anywhere is fine, so drink until late and take me to a drunk place.'
And you said, 'Please give me strong alcohol.'
What happened in the end?
There was a Softbank Hawks uniform on my shoulder.
It was a dress with no sleeves.
I thought it might be cold,
and I thought the shop staff might have worn it for me.
When did you notice it?
When I arrived at the hotel.
It's not like you wore it because you were cold,
but you might have worn it as soon as you got out of the hotel.
It might not be like that.
It might not be like you're looking for it.
If you're looking for something really important,
it's a one-time thing.
But really...
I don't think I'd wear it for a customer who never comes back.
It's a nice uniform,
and it's rare.
Did you pay for it?
I think I paid for it.
You think you paid for it?
I paid for it.
Is it okay for you?
Because if I don't pay for it, the shop staff won't let me out of the hotel.
Because you're the type of person who just goes out and about.
That's a little...
But you know what I'm saying, right?
You know what I'm saying, right?
Yes.
One of our detectives
knows a lot about Fukuoka.
What are you looking for?
Is it an izakaya?
It's an izakaya.
There are a lot of izakayas in that area,
but I don't know if it's just an izakaya.
Is there something special about it?
There's a red lantern,
and it's made of wood,
and it says 'motsu'.
There are only shops like that in Fukuoka.
I know that, but...
Are you talking about Nantos Science?
Yes, I am.
Why are you saying that?
"You have nothing to do with it, do you?" "No, I don't."
"If you don't take a picture of me, I'll go, right?" "Yes."
"You're not going, detective. I'm the only one here." "No, I..."
"It used to be an ocean." "Oh, really?" "Yes."
"It's all an ocean, and it's been buried there." "Yes."
"And after the Pacific Ocean Crisis, a place called Yucatopia was created." "Yes."
"When I was in high school." "Yes."
"Yucatopia is..." I was in high school, so I've been there about five times.
No, you don't have to tell me about that.
I don't want your information, Mr. Takima.
Hey, you!
The taxi driver is from Hilton Hotel.
He's from a nearby taxi company.
Excuse me for the sudden visit.
I don't know if you're a taxi driver or not,
but you're wearing a red dress.
No sleeves?
It's this person.
"Are you listening?" "No, I'm not."
This is Mr. M. K. Fukuoka.
He's also a nearby salesperson.
You're wearing a red dress...
If you're wearing a red dress, you'll be famous in the company.
That's right!
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
Is there a place called Imagawa?
Imagawa?
Is Imagawa a place called Imagawa?
Yes, it is.
It's Imagawa from Hilton Hotel.
Imagawa is...
Where can we get a drink from Hilton Hotel?
It's a city called Tarama Nishijin.
Then we have no choice but to go to the store directly.
Wear a red dress and a uniform.
And later...
"Let's meet up there." "Yes, I got it."
Under the conditions of this 1,600 yen range,
As the salesperson said earlier,
Maybe I'll take you westward.
It's around here.
I'm around here now.
The store is basically like this.
It's a wooden door.
And the menu is mochi and hormones.
This is a pot dish I measured.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
I'm sorry.
I'm a detective.
I'm glad you like it.
Thank you very much.
I was looking for a store.
It's about 50 units in size.
And it's like this.
There's a kitchen, entrance and counter.
There are quite a few of them.
Yes, there are.
The cats are so cute.
I'm sorry.
The cats are so cute.
This is a calendar, right?
Yes, it is.
It says 'hormone' here.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Did you come to this store by yourself?
I don't remember.
You don't remember.
You were westerner earlier.
This time, it's a river.
It's called Imagao River.
It's around Imagao 2-chome.
You said you have Imagao memories.
I have a lot of them.
Hormone grilled pot dish.
This is a wooden door.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
This is a program called 'Detective Night Scoop'.
Hawks!
I don't have a jumper.
It doesn't look like a shop window.
Kitchen?
Counter?
Table, table?
Inside the table?
Oh, is it okay?
Yes, yes.
Excuse me.
Do you know about the uniform in 'Softbung'?
I had it decorated, but I gave it to a girl this evening.
What?! Of course!
Did you give it to a girl?
There was a girl in a dress.
She came in.
A drunk woman came in.
She said it was cold,
so I gave her the uniform Hawks gave me,
but I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Big O!
Here you are!
I've been looking for you!
Big O, I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
She said it was cold,
so I gave it to her,
but I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Did you feel that bad?
Yes, I was drunk.
I think you drank a lot before that.
She opened the door,
and said,
""Welcome to Highball!""
She came in crying.
She came in crying and said,
""Welcome to Highball!""
Here you are.
There's something I'd like you to look at.
Okay.
This, right?
Should I take it off?
What do you think?
This.
Here.
This!
Is it this?
Here!
How do you know it's this?
I don't know, but it's here!
I'm sure of it!
Are you sure?
I'm sure of it!
Have you been crying for years?
I don't know.
I know it's here,
but what else?
Thank you for calling me,
and being nice to me,
despite all the trouble you caused me.
That's right.
How are you?
You remember this address, don't you?
Yes.
"Do you really remember?" "Yes, I do."
"You put it on me from this dress." "Yes, I do."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" "No, I didn't."
"I'm glad." "You gave it to me."
"First of all, you got away from this sin." "I'm scared. Are you okay?" "I'm fine."
But it seems like an important uniform you were wearing.
I can't get it anymore.
Did you pay properly?
You didn't have money in your bag, did you?
"What?" "You didn't have money in your bag, did you?"
"Did you pay for it?" "Yes, I did."
"How did you pay for it?" "Are you a police officer?"
How did you pay for it?
You called your dad and said you didn't have money.
"Did I?" "Yes." "Did you?" "Yes."
"Did you come here?" "Yes, I did."
You didn't say you didn't have money.
"You called your dad and said you didn't have money." "Yes."
"Your dad came here." "Yes, he did."
When you tried to go home with your dad,
you refused to go home with your dad.
"Yes, I did." "After you went home with your dad,"
"I gave you money from my wallet." "I see."
"No, you didn't." "I'm sorry."
"You didn't say you were sorry." "I don't remember anything."
"You said you came in crying." "How did you come in?"
It was a high walk.
"That's not true." "It was a big fight."
"I don't remember anything." "You're laughing."
"You've been nice to me." "What's wrong with you?"
You've been nice to me.
So he didn't have any money left.
That's why he called his dad and he came back.
He left his dad's money and went home.
It seems that the client was quite drunk.
There is a telegraph, isn't there?
If you smashed the telegraph and put it in your mouth once, you would smash it.
Here is the next client.
She lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Her name is Haruka Tamezane.
She is 21 years old and she is from a housewife's family.
She has a three-year-old daughter, Aiha, who is having trouble with a ping-pong dash.
Even if it's a ping-pong dash, it's not a prank to ring someone's house bell and run away.
For us, when we have a bell ringing at home, we rush to open it.
Even if someone in the family enters the bathroom or comes out of the bath naked,
we answer "yes" and open the door at a great speed.
Every time we do that, we shout many times, but we open the door again as if nothing had happened.
At this rate, a strange person may visit and it may be dangerous.
I'm very worried.
Detective, please fix my daughter's ping-pong dash.
I want you to know that not only kind people come to our house.
Thank you very much.
At first glance, it looks like a child is able to help her with a ping-pong dash.
It's very good, but there may be people who can't serve,
so I'm going to fix it in the meantime.
Let's see if it will be fixed.
I see.
Now, I'm in front of Aia's house.
But first of all, I asked her to set up a camera inside,
so will she come if I ping-pong now?
Let's do it.
She's ringing.
She's running! She's running!
She's coming! She's coming!
Hello!
Did you just open the door for me?
Yes.
Right?
Is this what you wanted?
Yes, that's right.
So...
Yes, please.
You ran so fast.
Can anyone come in?
You can't!
Why not?
You can't!
Did you teach her how to play ping-pong?
No, I did it on my own.
All of a sudden.
So you learned how to do it on your own.
That's right.
You learned how to do it on your own.
I learned how to do it when I was a little older.
She was cute in the beginning.
Wow, what happened to you?
Did you become a train?
Yes.
Wow, you're so cool.
Once you get into this habit,
when you're alone or when you have kids,
especially when your dad is away...
Yes.
That's what scares me the most.
It happens.
Aya, can you do me a favor?
Sure.
Can you promise me one thing?
Sure.
When I say "ping-pong",
can you not come out again?
No.
Really?
Yes.
It's a promise with Anpanman.
Yes.
Let's do it together.
Let's play ping-pong once.
Aya, let's go get some tea...
Ouch!
It's a promise!
You promised Anpanman, didn't you?
Yes.
What did you promise?
If you push it, it'll end.
It's really close now.
Anpanman's leaving. Anpanman's leaving. What are you going to do?
You promised Anpanman, didn't you? You promised Anpanman, didn't you? You did, didn't you?
He's thinking whether or not to open the door now. What are you going to do?
He opened it. He opened it. He opened it.
Speaking of children, there's a doctor called Dr. Tani.
Let's call Dr. Tani and ask him.
Hello?
Dr. Tani, excuse me. I'm Taniguchi Takeyama.
Oh, hello. I'm listening.
When you hear "ping pong" and "intercom", you go out and open the door on your own.
It's a time when I want to do whatever I want.
Oh, I see.
I think there are times when you can't ask for help even if you ask for it.
I see.
There are people with various patterns who make "ping pong" sounds.
I want you to experience that there are people you don't like very much.
You want me to experience that it's not always fun, right?
That's right.
Is there anyone you don't like?
My husband's older sister had a kabuki pack once.
Oh, that's popular now.
When I made a noise as a joke, he shouted and asked me anything.
Is there anything you don't like?
I don't like pumpkin when it comes to food.
You don't like pumpkin? Let's try pumpkin.
Pumpkin.
I'm going to interrogate people who bring things they don't like or wear things they don't like.
I'd like to introduce an old woman who made a pumpkin drink.
Pumpkin.
Huh? What?
Hello.
I made a lot of pumpkin, so will you eat it?
How is it?
It's good, isn't it?
She's nodding like this now.
But this is important. This is good like this.
Bye.
I made it.
You made it.
I'll choose the pumpkin.
She's sulking a little. She's sulking a little.
Maybe she won't eat it next time.
I'll put in the pumpkin again and make her feel a little bad.
She ate it. She ate it.
Next is the pumpkin.
I'll open it. I'll open it.
She ate it. She ate it.
Hello.
I made a lot of pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.
You like pumpkin, don't you?
She's turning away. She's turning away.
Bye.
See you.
Good luck.
I'll eat it.
Pumpkin is good, isn't it?
She's putting in the pumpkin when I say no.
Wow.
She's eating it.
She ate it. She ate it.
She ate it.
Pumpkin should be good like this.
It's pumpkin.
It's delicious, delicious pumpkin.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
It's pumpkin.
It's good, isn't it?
She's eating it.
She doesn't like it.
Ai-chan, you don't like it?
Look at her face. You don't like it?
You don't like it?
Ai-chan, you don't like it?
It's fine, Ai-chan.
Ai-chan, you don't like it?
She doesn't like it.
Hey, Ai-chan, if you ring the bell, you'll come out, won't you?
I won't come out anymore.
You won't come out anymore. I really hope you won't come out.
The reason is, if you ring the bell again, you don't like people like the pumpkin lady who came earlier, do you?
And you don't like people coming into your house, do you?
I'm scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
You don't like it, do you?
Then what should we do?
From now on, let's practice with grandpa and mama, Ai-chan.
Who wants to practice?
Me!
Okay, you'll ring the bell now.
Someone's here.
Who could it be?
What should we do, Ai-chan?
Mama, look at me for a second.
I'll look at you.
That's right. Behind mama. Behind mama, Ai-chan.
Go behind mama. That's right, that's right, that's right.
Ai-chan, you can't open it! Ai-chan!
Ai-chan!
You can't open it! If you open it, mama will open it.
That's right.
Ai-chan, mama will open it. Wait here.
If you open it, mama will open it.
Good morning.
You can do it!
Someone's here again!
What should we do?
Someone's here! What should we do?
Mama, look at me for a second.
Okay.
Behind mama.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mama will open it.
Yes, mama will open it.
Hello.
You are very lucky.
You are lucky.
I will go home for a while.
It's been an hour or two and she suddenly knocks on the door.
At that time, if Ai-chan doesn't keep her promise and comes out, it will be difficult for me.
I will say a little to Ai-chan.
But if mama doesn't come out and comes out, I will go home immediately.
I'm playing with mama in the living room.
There is no normal staff and I have left the camera alone, so it's normal.
I merged Ai-chan's favorite pumpkin and kabuki.
For me, it's best not to show this figure in front of Ai-chan and go home.
Don't come out, Ai-chan, don't come out, Ai-chan will meet you in a scary way.
The pumpkin is moving and it's coming, let's go.
I'm going, I'm playing normally, I'm going, I'm pushing.
Someone came out.
Why did you come out?
Ai-chan!
Why did you come out?
You promised me earlier that you wouldn't come out.
Do you remember?
I'm sorry.
Do you think I'm sorry?
Oh, I'm bored. Someone's here. What are you going to do?
I'm going to look over there.
Why? Are you walking somewhere?
Over there.
Yes, over there.
Yes, hold this.
Hello.
What are you going to say to your brother?
I'm going to open the door on my own.
Don't open the door on your own!
Do you understand?
Yes.
Yes?
Yes.
Ai-chan!
Don't open the door!
Ai-chan, you can do it. Hang in there.
Well, I didn't want to do it again, but I thought it was after everyone went home, so it seems like I ran as usual, but after that, when I asked my mother, she said that it was well cured.
I'm glad it's cured, but I'm worried about one thing, but I think it can't be helped, but I hate pumpkins.
The last person is a request from Satoyuki Fujimura, a 19-year-old college student who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I have a special skill that no one can beat me.
I can do finger patching at a great speed in a row.
Once, a friend of mine counted the number of times I did it for a minute, but it was too fast for me to count.
By the way, it is said that the world Guinness world record for finger patching is 278 times in one minute, but I think I can exceed it.
So, detective, would you help me measure my finger patching accurately?
It is said to be a world record.
278 times, I can exceed it.
I just went to count finger patching.
I see.
Have you counted the world record for finger patching accurately?
Yes.
Please have a look.
This is it, isn't it?
This is it, yes.
And the world record is...
278 times in one minute.
In one minute, 278?
Yes, that's right.
How much can you do?
No, I think I can do about 400 or 500.
I'll try it, about 15 seconds.
15 seconds?
15 seconds.
Well, in one minute, my fatigue will be accumulated.
Is it that hard?
No, my fatigue will be accumulated.
Ready, go!
First of all, should I move like that?
I know this, but it's too fast!
I'm sorry, I may have expressed it badly.
It's like Danny of the city has come.
When did you do it for the first time?
Yes, it was September 2010.
I remember it clearly.
When you were in the first year of junior high school.
Did you do it from there?
Yes.
What do you think of it?
It's very fast, but it's also fun to do it with music.
My feet hurt.
My ears hurt.
Is there anything exciting?
What's on the left?
No, we're leaving.
Oh, we're leaving.
I want you to count.
I've prepared a hand counter.
You two will count.
Aide Nagataki will count on the left.
Detective will count on the right.
If you hear a sound...
Ready...
Start!
Wait a minute!
Your sound is noisy!
This guy's katakata doesn't work!
For example, it is difficult to distinguish between left and right.
Oh, I see.
Even with human skills, it is impossible.
I will prepare a high-speed camera.
Take it with a high-speed camera for one minute.
I will count it later.
Please ask me later.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for inviting me.
I will use this.
200,000 yen.
I will use your katakata.
Can you rehearse for about ten seconds?
Okay.
Start!
OK!
Let's watch it again.
Can you hit your finger like this?
This is amazing.
Your face is disgusting.
Let's watch it again.
I can't get the sound at high speed.
I wanted to count the sound.
But I thought I should just watch it.
If it's a normal camera,
I can hear the sound.
I should edit it and watch it again.
I like this camera.
I like it.
Let's watch it again.
Are you ready?
OK!
278 times.
In one minute.
Please overcome it.
I will do my best.
Are you ready?
Start!
10 seconds have passed.
10 seconds!
OK, go!
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Last spurt!
Go!
I can't start.
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
10 seconds have passed.
Go for it! A little more!
Go for it! Go for it!
How many seconds left?
Time's up!
Wow, my body is hot!
I want to take a break for a while.
I want to take a break for about two days.
You want to take a break for about two days.
I see. I see.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Can Fujimura surpass the world?
Play it, please!
Wait a minute!
I can't hear you!
Can you hear me better?
Wait a minute!
Can you do it?
You said you didn't want to do it for about two days.
Wow, wow, wow!
You're looking down.
I'll do it.
I'll lower my finger.
Really?
I don't mind lowering it.
Thank you!
We won't say anything.
We'll give you a few seconds.
Can Fujimura surpass the world?
Ready...
Start!
End of training.
To count, every time I hear a sound, I put this in the supermarket.
I'd like you to edit and put it back in, and I'd like to see it back to its original speed.
Thank you very much.
It's been 278 times, and it's become the world's number one Guinness World Records.
It's unofficial, but please play it again!
This is it!
It's fast!
70, 80, it's fast!
100 more times!
What time is it now?
I can't see it yet.
What?
What? What? What?
It's amazing!
278, 2 more, 10 more!
300! 300!
Where did it go?
300!
Where did it go?
I think it's more than half now.
Will it go over 400?
It went over 400!
No, it's not.
What?
It might go over 500.
Will it?
How did you do it?
It went over!
It went over 500!
It went over, didn't it?
It went over 500!
I'm so happy!
Mom, how do you feel about having the world's best son?
How do you think?
I'm happy, but...
I don't know what it will be useful for.
It's amazing!
I'm a pilot, but...
I was happy about having the world's best son, but...
I realized something important after that.
I asked Guinness and it said...
I heard that I can do it with one hand.
I see.
You can do it with one hand.
You can do it with one hand, right?
So...
ANOA and the staff went to Fujimura...
and measured it with one hand!
Fujimura is actually here in the studio today!
Fujimura!
You did it with one hand, right?
Yes, I did.
Fujimura-kun doesn't know the result yet.
You got it with one hand, edited it for one minute, and now you're going to stream it on VTR.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
Yes, you are!
Well, then...
Can he break the Guinness World Record of 278 times?
Yes!
Watch it on VTR!
Here we go!
You can do it!
He's fast!
You can do it!
His left arm is sealed!
You can do it!
Go!
You can do it! You can do it!
Don't lose!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You're the best in the world!
I'm so happy!
How do you feel now that you're the best in the world?
Well, I've become the best in the world.
Don't say that with a nosebleed!
Once again, please give him a round of applause!
Thank you!
That was wonderful!
How do you feel now that you're the best in the world?
I didn't stand up even in the beauty olympics!
I didn't stand up even in the finger patches!
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