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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away...
...and unlock the secret room that's only open on weekends
SHIKU o odori tsuzuketeru omae o tsutamaete... I keep dancing with my CHIC...
...and I can only kiss you at this moment... ...and I can only kiss you at this moment. ..
...Hold you tighter than usual... ...and hold you tighter than usual...
Time for Detective Night Scoop... Time for Detective Naitosukupu...
In today's complicated and modern society...
...we will thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions.. .
Detective Night Scoop, this is the age that made me the king of songs! Detective Naitosukupu, I am the songwriter, Toshiyuki Naitosukupu!
Is it longer than the above song length? As soon as the founding empire was based on a request from everyone watching TV... Isha no kyoku yori ka desu. Naitosukupu, who I chose as songwriter...
...has found excellent detectives and pursues the truth!
And today's advisor is... And today's question is...
I have always been fascinated by your singing voice. "Sakura saku koro," "my heart"...
...Your song made me feel calm. ...anata no uta ni washizukami ni saremashita. "Yes, you are...
You are Naotaro Moriyama, the king of singer- songwriters! Anata wa Shinga Songwriter Kai no Moukinrui, Moriyama Naotaro-san desu!
Now, let's start with the first request!
Yes, the first request is from three 17-year-old high school girls living in Kameyama City, Mie Prefecture.
I see.
We are in our third year of high school, and we go to school by bicycle every day.
Yes.
Next to the school, there is a river called Suzuka River that connects to the center of the school.
Ever since I was in first year of high school, I have been saying several times that if we ride on this river's flow by boat, wouldn't it be much easier and we would get there faster than by bicycle?
Wow!
Two of the three of us will go by the boat we made ourselves, and the other will go by bicycle as usual and leave at the same time.
I see.
We would like to see which of us will arrive faster!
Detective-san, could you have mercy on the boat and cooperate with us in our challenge? Please!
It happens sometimes, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
We made the boat ourselves, and two of us will ride it, and the other will go by bicycle as usual and leave at the same time.
Since we think the boat is faster, we thought we would win, and we even competed with each other.
Which of us will win? Please have a look!
It's 7.52 in the morning.
The clients meet up here every morning and go to school.
Is it this one?
There are three of them.
Ms. Watanabe, are you here?
Yes.
Ms. Watanabe, you are the client.
Hello.
Are you the ones who said you wanted to go by boat?
Yes.
Aren't you three?
One of us is late.
Are you late?
Yes.
What time did you say you would meet up?
8.05 in the morning.
It's almost time for you to meet up.
I haven't told you what I usually do.
I'm curious. What is this?
This is a tool.
An awl?
Yes.
Be careful not to pick it up.
I can do it.
Wow.
Are you okay?
What time is it now?
It's 5.57 in the morning.
It's only five minutes away.
How long does it take you to get to school?
About 30 minutes.
How long does it take you?
35 minutes.
It's almost time for you to meet up.
It's a boat versus bicycle race.
Who's on the boat team?
Me.
You made this, didn't you?
I'm the only one.
You're the one who's late.
You're on the bicycle team, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
By the way, is this "Wataru River"?
Yes.
It's quite a magnificent river.
Let's go there.
They're here.
You're late.
You have it.
You have one more.
It looks like a steering wheel.
Hello.
Good morning.
Let's go.
8 o'clock. Is it 8 o'clock and 5 minutes?
What time is it now?
It's 8 o'clock and 3 minutes.
3 minutes. Let's go.
Anyway, let's start here.
Is it okay?
Put on your helmet.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes.
You should have come earlier.
I'm sorry.
You're always late today.
You should have come earlier today.
You should be excited.
How is it?
Is it okay?
It's 8 o'clock and 5 minutes.
Anyway, let's go.
See you at school later.
See you at school.
Yes.
Bye-bye.
And we're going this way?
Are we going there?
I see. We're going down from there.
Yes.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
2 minutes have passed.
2 minutes.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Hold this.
Okay?
Put on your jacket.
Yes.
Okay.
Where is the boat?
What?
What? Are you kidding me?
It's over.
How is it?
It's over.
What are you making this with?
This is a pet bottle.
Are you pulling a pet bottle down?
Yes.
Let's go.
It's no use messing up here, right?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Wow! It's pretty fast, isn't it?
No!
It's cold!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Get on! Get on! Hurry!
No! The flow is really hard!
The flow is amazing!
Are you okay?
I can't ride it with just the three of us.
I want to do it again!
I want to do it!
Is that okay?
Is it okay?
I'll be late!
Tanaka!
You can't do that.
Do you want to do it?
I'll do it!
Okay!
Get off!
I did it! I did it!
Twelve minutes have passed!
No! No! No!
Okay!
Bye-bye!
Bye!
Okay!
Okay! Let's go!
This way!
Throw it!
Okay! I'll catch up!
It's good!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
It's good! It's good!
Okay! Okay!
It's going well! It's going well!
Did you catch up? Did you catch up?
I didn't feel like doing it.
Why?
Huh?
You wanted to do it?
Yeah.
You're soaking wet.
I don't feel like doing it.
Are you okay?
Can I take a look?
Take a look.
That's how it's going to be!
You're sweating, aren't you?
Are you doing the same?
Yeah.
Okay, okay. Everything's ready.
I'm going this way.
I was wondering if you were going to end up like me.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! Don't touch me!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Oh, my God!
I can't stand it! I can't stand it!
Oh, my God!
- OK, OK, OK. - Good, good, good.
OK.
Look, everyone.
We... We got the boat.
The crew is sailing away.
- Next, 31 minutes. - So fast!
- How many minutes have we been sailing? - 35 minutes.
We're only four minutes away from landing!
(31 minutes until landing)
OK, we're here. Let's go.
It's good now, isn't it?
We've decided to be late now.
- Have you ever been late? - Never.
What? You've never been late?
- I've never missed a day of school. - What?
- Good, good, good. - Good, good, good.
- This is what I wanted! - What do you mean?
- This is what I wanted. - What?
Oh, this is what you wanted, right?
- We've decided to be late now. - It'll be morning soon.
- Let's go a little earlier. - Hurry up!
- That's our intention. - I'm scared. It'll be soon.
- What? - I'm scared.
- Could it be... - What's that?
It's making a lot of noise! Are you OK?
- Are you OK? - Are you OK?
- We're here! - We're here!
- We're here! Let's go! - OK!
Get ready!
Oh, no!
- Tara, Tara! Tara, let's go! - I'm scared!
- Hey! - Help me!
- Wait a minute! - Help me!
Are you OK?
Help me!
Look back! Look back!
No! No! No!
No!
What are you going to do?
- What do you want to do? - I'm going! I'm going!
- When are you going to do it? - I'm going over there, too!
I'm going!
No!
- What is this? - It's so high!
This is definitely high!
- I'm slipping! - Hey, everyone!
Hey, I'm slipping! I'm slipping!
- This... - I can see it, but it's slippery.
- I can see it. - Should we go by boat?
- Look at this. It's loose. - It's like a heavy-duty slide.
It doesn't fit with the wind.
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- Look. - Yes?
- There's a pond like this. - This is awesome!
Go!
Ouch!
- It hurts! - It hurts!
- I'll lick you!
I fell! I fell!
Last part!
We'll do it for two hours!
I'm counting on you.
You're so strong.
With the memories of the last three years,
are you ready?
I'm ready!
Okay, let's go!
It's a school!
A school!
Let me join you!
Is it a school?
It's so close!
Don't you think you want to go?
It hurts!
We have 15 minutes!
We can do it until the first hour!
Okay!
We've arrived at the school!
Let's go!
What will you do if you're late?
No!
I'll go home!
You'll be late!
It hurts!
Everyone's watching!
It hurts!
Wait!
It hurts!
Wait!
What's this?
I'll be late!
I'll prepare the reason in advance!
If you'll excuse me!
OK?
Yes.
Apologize properly.
Yes.
Got it?
Yes.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I made it in one hour.
I'm glad.
No, I'm not glad.
Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
We said our dream came true.
After that, I met the deputy principal and apologized.
As a rule of law, you are not allowed to board a ship next year.
Maybe that kind of student comes out every year because it's next to us.
Well, let's move on to the next request.
Yes, next up is Detective Takeyama Takanori.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Well, first of all, we have a request from Okada Masashi, 33 years old from Osaka.
I teach elementary, middle and high school students at my school.
Sometimes in class, when students give ridiculous answers, I get a big reaction.
Then the students say, "Oh, when I'm surprised, my face looks like a mantis."
But I know it myself.
Can you see if it looks like a mantis?
I went to check it out.
Next is a request from a 22-year-old college student from Hyogo Prefecture, Okutani Narisa.
"My chin is very fast." Thank you.
I went there because I didn't know what it was about.
And then, a request for a city called Imazato in Osaka City.
First of all, a request from a 25-year-old mana from Yamamoto Prefecture.
There is a udon restaurant that I often go to because it's delicious in Imazato.
But when I enter the restaurant, I don't know what the first-class staff members are saying.
I can't even ask what they're saying.
They won't ask me for anything in return.
I see.
Next is a request from a 44-year-old woman from M.M. in Tokumei Kibou.
I go to a carpentry shop in Imazato.
But I don't know if the manager there is a man or a woman.
I've been very curious about it for a long time.
But I couldn't ask, so I put up with it.
However, the other day,
the clerk of the bicycle shop opposite the carpentry shop
also noticed that I didn't know which one it was.
I'm so curious about it that I can't put up with it anymore.
I'll go there again in the future,
so please let me know in Tokumei Kibou if you feel uncomfortable.
That's what she said.
Please have a look.
What does "afuga hayai" mean?
I don't know if you can see it.
Is it well-received?
It's well-received.
I don't know if I can say it in a modest way.
Can I say it in a normal way?
Yes, you can.
Afuga hayai
(Laughter)
Afuga hayai ne!
Hayai ne!
"Kou"? "Kou"?
"Yoko" desune. "Yoko" ni, ma, saisho...
Sore wo... "hai" mitaina kanji de...
"Kuchigiro" guai! (Laughter)
Kore chigau? Kore chigau?
Zenzen chigau nasen! (Laughter)
Itsukara dekiru no?
I've been around since about 4th grade, yes.
It's kind of like that, I'm sorry to say it like this, but
Maybe your mouth is crooked because you're moving your jaw too much? (Laughter)
That's right, this...
No, hey, stop, that...
This is crooked!
It's a little crooked here! (Laughter)
If you do it from the fourth grade of elementary school, it will bend! (Laughter)
I think it's better not to do it too much in the future,
Can you please give me the feeling to do it one last time?
understood.
This is my first time, it's slow... (Laughter)
Is it hard? Is it painful? Is it painful? Is it quite painful? Will it continue? Will it be the final move? It's over!
This is the last one... (Laughter)
Too bad I didn't get a medal! (Laughter)
I am a teacher whose students at my cram school say, ``I am a kiln cutter.''
Um, well, when the kids say something like ``Chen Answer,'' I'm like, ``Yeah, yeah.''
The teacher?
Me. At that time, my face looked a little strange, and my eyes looked a little strange, and people said, ``Hmm, you look like you're cutting a kiln.''...
Photos are available. It's like this.
yes. Your eyes look like this, right? I can't see all this myself, so I'd like you to take a look.
yes.
Is it ringing “eeeeeeee”?
Ah, kiln cutting.
Is it?!
yes.
It looks like a kiln cut.
I don't know what you're saying at all.
No matter how many times you ask or try, you won't know.
What do you think I'm saying?
Normally you'd say "irasshaimase" or something like that.
But even if you say "irasshaimase" incorrectly, it doesn't match what you're saying.
It doesn't match what you're saying.
How do you say it?
This is my way of saying it.
Can you hear me say "daei"?
You're not saying "irasshaimase", are you?!
I can hear you say that.
Here I go.
I'm sorry. I'm turning around.
I'm sorry. I'll be back in a bit.
I'm sorry for being so sudden.
Everyone was like "daei!"
I said "I'm sorry. I'll be back in a bit."
Then they said "hai!"
I'm sorry.
It's a show called "Detective Nightschool" on Asahi Broadcast.
You've been coming here all the time.
And I just came in.
To be honest...
I have no idea what you're saying.
When you came in...
You said "irasshaimase".
"Irasshaimase" from "iii" to "sei" at once.
If you say it with a loud voice...
irasshaimase!
It's not like that.
I'll say it again.
Don't listen to me. There are a lot of people here.
I said "irasshaimase".
So please listen to me.
That's "irasshaimase", isn't it?
That's it.
I'm MM, a special request from you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You didn't order this, did you?
Yes, I've always had it.
Oh, you've always had it.
You look like a man now.
But...
You look like a man.
Please listen to me.
You look like a man.
You look like an old man.
I thought you looked more delicate.
I thought you looked like a man.
But you look like a man.
Can you put it away for now?
Yes.
Excuse me.
You look like a man now.
Excuse me.
I'm Detective Night School from the Department of Environmental Protection.
Is it urgent now?
Yes, it is.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Well...
If...
I'm asking you for advice.
There's something I'd like to ask you.
If you don't mind me asking...
Are you a man or a woman?
Well...
She was wondering about it.
To be honest, it's hard for women to go to the bathroom.
It's hard for women to go to the bathroom?
Well...
You're a woman, aren't you?
You're a woman.
Like a boy.
Like a boy?
You have a big belly.
I see.
I had an argument with a woman in Okinawa.
It was a girls' and boys' bathroom.
A young woman.
What did you do in the girls' bathroom?
I opened the door and went in.
I think it's better not to lock the door.
I said "I'm sorry."
She said "You're going that way."
I said "No, I'm going this way."
She said "No, you're going that way."
I said "No, you're going this way."
She said "No, you're going this way."
I said "No, you're going this way."
I see.
Did you have an argument like that?
Yes, sometimes.
You have an elegant hairstyle.
Yes, sometimes.
You're a woman in the girls' bathroom.
Yes, I am.
May I?
Yes, thank you.
May I?
Are you okay?
One is cleared.
And another one is here.
There.
The bicycle in front of you.
In front of me?
Um...
The image is selfish.
The eldest daughter runs the shop of the father of the predecessor.
Shall we go?
This is...
This is a little...
It's a little harder than Zenkotsuin's teacher.
Is this a bicycle repair shop?
Is the bicycle the main?
Only bicycles.
Have you been doing it all the time?
Um...
I've been in this shop for about a year.
I see.
I was talking about it.
I was worried about this.
Thank you very much.
You're an old woman.
Did you hear that?
I...
Look at this.
I see.
I don't like it.
Don't make me angry.
I don't like it.
Excuse me.
Um...
Yes.
I'll turn the camera around.
Please tell me if you don't like it.
I have a question.
Yes.
Can you tell me about it?
I usually have only two kinds of questions.
Yes.
I've come here many times.
What are the two kinds of questions?
How old are you?
I see.
What are the two kinds of questions?
What is the other kind of question?
Which one are you?
Which one are you, man or woman?
If you could tell me, I wouldn't be arguing at all.
So, the answer is...
Can I say it?
In the middle.
In the middle is the usual answer.
Before it becomes middle, where was the start?
The start is...
Old man.
From there, it's middle.
In the middle.
Has it been middle for a long time?
Four or five years.
Recently?
Recently.
So, it's old man.
Old man.
From old man, it's middle.
It's not man, it's old man.
From 52, it's middle.
About 52, it's complete.
Complete.
Do you have a job?
No.
Why?
I don't.
There are many reasons.
Normal. Natural.
Non-opaque.
Why are you non-opaque?
Non-opaque.
Non-opaque that you don't accept.
Non-opaque.
So, I'm looking at you.
Yes.
Aren't you a carotid surgeon?
Yes.
The carotid surgeon's doctor is...
She has a sense of it, but...
Yes, she has a sense of it, but what is it?
The person in the middle?
She is a woman.
A woman?
Yes.
She is not in the middle.
She is a strong woman.
Thank you for your cooperation until now.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
The person who rode the last bicycle is in the middle.
Yes, that's right.
It was completed about four years ago.
From there, it became middle.
Yes.
Isn't it strange?
It's completed, isn't it?
Mr. Tamura, I was angry at the site about that question, but...
I can't say it.
That's all for now.
Thank you very much.
Well, let's move on to the last request today.
Yes, the last person is from Yamaguchi Ai, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, who is a fourth-year elementary school student.
Yes.
Good evening, detectives.
Good evening.
I am a fourth-year elementary school girl who loves boxing.
Oh, great.
I have been going to the gym since I was a first- year elementary school student.
There is a president who is kind and good at teaching at the gym.
Thanks to the president, I was able to win the competition recently.
Oh, great.
There is something very strange about such a president.
It is that the president smells like curry.
Curry is curry rice.
Curry rice.
That's right.
For some reason, it only smells like when I have a close fight.
But if I tell the president that it smells like curry, it may hurt him.
Detective, why does it smell like curry?
Would you like to investigate it with me in secret?
Since I was in elementary school, I started boxing and said I wanted to box myself and looked up gyms.
There was only a gym run by the president since I was in first year elementary school.
Even now, I go to the president's gym rather than school because it is fun.
The president is kind and kind, so I get caught up in it more and more.
Since then, when I have a close fight, it smells like curry.
How old is the reason for the smell of curry?
I looked it up properly, so please take a look at it.
Hello.
You became a champion, right?
Which class?
Western Japan.
Western Japan? It's easy to say, but it's amazing.
Elementary school competition.
Were there no fifth or sixth graders?
There were.
When did you start thinking about it?
Last year.
2015.
How do you feel now?
I'm hungry. I can't concentrate on practice.
I see. You can't concentrate on practice.
What kind of person is the president? Is he scary?
He's kind.
Is he kind?
If you tell the president that you smell like curry, he'll be kind, right?
He'll be hurt.
She's kind.
I go to the gym every day, but I can't ask because I'm the president who takes care of me.
You want to concentrate, but you can't concentrate.
I'd like to ask, too.
What should a detective do?
I don't want to hurt you, so please do it secretly.
Okay. Let's put those feelings together and do our best.
Yes.
Where is it?
Here it is!
Wow!
Hello.
Hello!
Yes!
Good morning!
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Are you the president?
Yes, I am.
What's your name?
Ikehara Yuno.
Thank you, Ikehara-san.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
You have a great physique.
No, I don't.
Wow!
You have a great physique.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
He's just an old man.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're amazing.
To the left!
You're welcome.
You're amazing.
You're amazing. Nice fight.
How do you feel today?
I was nervous.
When I hit his body, it was really close.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
It's hot.
It's really hard.
You don't have this hair, do you?
No, I don't.
I'll shave it.
It's the president's scent.
The scent of mittens.
The president wants to wear mittens.
Can you help me?
Can I help you?
Which one do you want?
This one?
- Come on! - Shh!
- Come on! - Shut up!
- Are you a coach? - I'm a teacher.
- Dad! - Yes?
- You always bring me here. - That's right.
- I'm leaving. - Wait a minute.
- Does it smell like farewell? - Oh, yes.
- Um, no, it didn't today. - It didn't?
- No, it didn't.
President's mitt didn't smell like anything.
I'm leaving.
It's like always.
It's ambiguous and weird.
I'm leaving.
I don't know if it's a good week or not.
Sometimes, the mitt didn't smell like anything.
Does it smell sweet or spicy?
- It smells spicy. - It smells spicy.
Some people say it smells like curry.
It smells like curry.
It's good.
An expert has called you. Please come in.
Spicy!
Ai-chan, I'm an expert of curry.
Hello.
Spicy?
Huh?
You're a little far away.
Can you tell by the smell?
Well, I've been dealing with curry for a long time.
If it's really curry, what kind of curry and what kind of spices do you use?
You're talking too much.
My friend is a Thai kickboxer.
Are you Thai?
Chairman, I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
My friend is a Thai kickboxer.
Spicy Maruna wants to play kickboxing with me.
Please allow me.
Spicy.
It's been a long time.
Wait a minute.
I'm a Thai kickboxer.
It's been a long time.
I'm a Thai kickboxer.
Thank you very much.
I'm Spicy.
Thank you very much.
I brought Spicy.
It's good.
Thank you very much.
You can do it.
Ten seconds left.
Thank you very much.
You can do it.
Thank you very much.
I'm Spicy.
Do you want me to hold it for you?
What's the smell like?
It smells like curry.
I'm sure of it.
I've been there.
I've smelled it before.
The route felt a little different.
It looks like there's a chimney.
Chimney?
Oh, you mean that large one?
That's right.
So it's not for home use.
It's a shop.
It looks like a shop.
So it's not Indian curry.
It's not Indian curry.
But if you tell me, I'll know.
What will you do?
I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
I see.
Mr. Yohko, you're the one who interviewed me, so I'll call you and tell you about the chairman.
You're one of the chairmen of the ABC Broadcasting Team.
The answer is...
I can't read it.
I can't read it either.
Dad! Mom!
Have you ever called me?
No.
Call me.
Huh?
I'm surprised.
If you call me this,
I don't know what you're talking about.
Mr. Yohko, can I talk to you for a moment?
Yes, excuse me.
Mr. Yohko, tonight is "Night Scoop".
Every time I meet you as chairman, I smell curry.
I want you to look it up so that the chairman doesn't know.
That's cute.
Even if I ask you why you smell curry, you won't get hurt, will you?
Of course not.
Of course you won't.
I have something to talk to you about.
Even if you ask the chairman, you won't get hurt, so ask him yourself.
It's okay.
Can you hear me well?
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Then, please.
Chairman, why do you always smell of curry when you eat meat?
Do you smell of curry?
Yes, I do.
I always make curry in the morning at work.
Then I come here.
So I smell of curry.
Ai-chan, you go to make curry from four in the morning to noon.
How many servings do you think it is?
One thousand.
One thousand?!
No! Four thousand and five hundred servings!
How do you feel now?
I was surprised.
Were you surprised?
But it's not a big deal.
It's not easy to make curry only in the gym.
She always makes curry in the morning to continue what you have learned.
And she comes here to have meat for you after that.
Shall we say thank you to the chairman?
Thank you for your continuous practice.
Yes, thank you.
Good luck!
Yes.
Then, please give her a big hand!
Yes.
I smell of curry a little.
Both of you are so kind.
Yes, both of you are so kind.
I tried to be careful not to reveal your feelings.
But Maruyama is so spicy.
Yes, he is.
But I heard from the president that the Thai kickboxer has a good physique.
Thank you very much.
No, no, you did a good job.
Now, we have a little announcement from Naotaro Moriyama.
Yes, Naotaro Moriyama's 15th anniversary best album "Great Plan" is now on sale.
That's great.
It's a small-scale album.
The theme is miso, but it's a work full of 15 years of miracles.
Like the president, it's a very spicy work.
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I don't want to get divorced.
It was Brappy.