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Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
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Kiss me and say this is the only time I'll be able to capture you and fall in love with you.
If you hold me tighter than usual, forever
It's time for Untain Night Scrip!
Taking a sharp knife into the complex modern society,
This is an Anteyanite scrip that thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
I'm Onisha, Toshukyuu, the director!
This is Massu Elisa from Onisha!
Today, at the Detective Bureau, based on a request from everyone watching TV,
We will reach it and dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth!
Today's advisor is someone who transcends generations and brings energy to everyone.
Top surf rider in the entertainment world, Kimikatsu Katsumota!
thank you very much!
Now, let's start with the first request for today!
Yes, the first request is from Momoe Kobayashi, who lives in Tokyo and is a 29-year-old office worker.
Yes!
This time, it's not about me, but about my friend Chris, who is an exchange student from Boston, USA.
Oh, Braston!
Yes, Braston.
He wishes to return his diary from 90 years ago, which was written by an Okinawan man who was handed over from his grandmother 10 years ago, to his family.
His guess is that his grandfather, who is no longer with us today, went to Okinawa during World War II, so he may have returned his diary at that time.
I see.
I asked him to show me his diary, which was written in 1928, in the 3rd year of Shōwa era, and is filled with words over 300 pages or more.
It is thought that he must have taken great care in writing it.
I see.
However, it was too short-handed for me to understand the content of the diary, but it contained the name of the owner and the address of Okinawa.
Mr. Excellent Detective, please cooperate with us in returning Chris' diary.
By the way, Chris can only speak a little Japanese. I know it is difficult for you, but thank you for your cooperation.
No, no, this is also a great request.
I didn't know the details of this at all.
My grandfather passed away 30 years ago, and my grandmother didn't know why either, so she didn't know it at all.
She thought it was important, so she kept it carefully.
Was it possible for Chris to develop his diary safely?
Let's watch the video!
Chris is here with his diary.
I'm an international student.
Where do you live?
I live in Nerima.
I can't speak English, so I can't translate for you.
I'm James. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Can you show me your diary?
It's really old.
It's kind of...
It's kind of heavy.
I don't know how it happened,
but for some reason, my grandfather brought it back from Japan.
Do you have a picture of your grandfather?
Yes.
Wow!
It's kind of...
I feel like I'm an American.
Is your grandmother still alive?
This is my grandmother.
Oh, I see.
She's my grandmother.
Wow, a calendar.
Oh, it says the year of birth.
Wow!
There's so much I want to write about.
Where did you write your address?
Oh, I'll write it down.
Oh, an account book.
It's in Nago-cho, but now it's Nago-shi, so it must be an old address.
And Miyasato.
Tosuke-san?
Is it Tosuke-san?
Children?
There are six of you.
Each of you wrote your birth date.
It's a diary from when you were 40 years old.
As you know, you're 128 years old.
The person below you is 89 years old.
After the war...
If you could meet someone you care about and give them something,
is there anything you'd like to say?
I've lived in America for about 100 years.
I had no business being there, so I would imagine that...
I'm just happy that you feel that way about me, even though you're only 16 years old.
On the first page...
An old address...
Can't you read it like this?
I showed you a little earlier,
but it's quite difficult to read.
It's a little bit of that person's habit.
I'll send it to you through the staff, so I think it's a good job, but...
Now, I've arrived in Okinawa, but...
Once in 40 years, it's a big downfall!
It means a lot! It's like Japan!
If I crossed over to America at the timing of this diary lottery draw,
it's been 70 years since I came back to Okinawa.
Now, I've arrived in Nagoci, but...
Wow, there's no one here!
Once in 40 years, it's a big downfall!
It means a lot! It's like Japan!
Now, I've arrived in Nagoci, but...
Wow, there's no one here!
Now, I've arrived in Nagoci, but...
Hello!
I was caught!
Oh! You were caught!
She's a programmer called Night Scoup! Do you know her?
She's a school student at home.
Oh! Thank you!
You were born in Nago-cho, weren't you?
That's right. I wasn't born yet.
Oh, you weren't born in Nago-cho?
I'm not sure about 600 yen.
Oh, I see.
You know...
You're a real estate agent, aren't you?
Oh, really? Thank you very much.
I'm looking for someone.
Isn't there a market over there?
Yes.
There's a Nagano bookstore over there.
Yes.
Yasaya-san.
Yes.
If you're saved by Junko-mama there, tell me everything.
Junko-mama?
Junko-mama.
Yes, yes. Do you know her? Do you want to go with me?
Yes, please take me with you.
Right now?
Junko-mama. Right now. Right now.
To the bookstore over there.
Yes, please. Thank you very much.
Don't cut me off, okay?
She's 83 years old and she's doing this with her family.
She's 83 years old and she's doing this with her family?
Yes, yes.
She's kind, isn't she?
Hello. My name is Chris.
Chris... Chris...
Oh, Chris...
Junko-mama.
Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Mom, where is Nago born and raised? - This is my sister.
- Your sister? - That's your mom?
- Mom, she's resting after catching a cold. - What?
- Oh, my! - Oh, my!
She's resting after catching a cold, Mom.
Maybe she heard a lucky person's story for the first time.
- Thank you. - Please say hello to Nissia.
I'll say hello to Director Nissia.
Dad, this is my dad.
Oh, you're back.
- She's listening to me. - Oh, I see.
- Junko-mama, you should go, too. - To where?
- To Miyazato Shopping Mall. - Oh, really?
- It's an open shop. - Oh, really?
- Miyazato. - It says "may have been a distant relative."
- Oh, really? - Is Miyazato a big name?
- Miyazato? It's a big name. - Oh...
- Oh, I see. - Junko-mama? - Here?
- Wait a minute. - Oh, is it okay?
- Your feet are out of place. - Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
Thank you.
She's leaving all of a sudden.
Someone named Miyazato.
Atsushi! Atsushi!
I know!
Atsushi?
It's Kamura.
Kamura. Atsushi.
It's not Gonbu-san.
Huh? You know?
It's over there, in the corner of the soba shop.
You know where it is?
Do you know where it is?
Can you show me this?
This?
Yeah, yeah, it's there.
It's there.
I'm sure it's there.
I've heard of it before, like "juicy" and stuff like that.
And this is really the place where we found the house.
Thank you to our new friend over here.
Excuse me...
Oh, yes, yes.
Can you tell me your name and where you live?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes?
It's over there, in the corner of the soba shop.
Who are you?
Um...
I'm Oku-san.
Oku-san, the young man?
Oh!
Oku-san's wife.
This is Oku-san's wife.
Huh?!
She's the current employee.
Huh?!
I did it!
I'm Oku-san, the current employee!
Oh, wow!
Current employee, come over here!
Current employee is crying in the distance!
Excuse me, we've been dating for an hour and we finally found you!
We asked the nearest hospital and we finally found you!
How many people are still alive?
There aren't many anymore.
There are two more children.
There are more!
There are two more alive.
Not six?
No, no.
There are twelve of them.
Nine boys and three girls.
Wait, you're talking about the middle of it?
Yes, yes, yes.
If you have grandchildren, your children will still be alive.
I don't have any words. It's wonderful.
I can't believe it!
It's all thanks to you, Junko-mama!
I'm so glad you all came.
Thank you all for coming.
This is your husband's wife.
This is your ex-wife's wife.
This is your current wife's wife.
And...
This is my eighth wife.
Oh, you haven't written down your eighth wife yet.
This is my twelfth wife.
This is the last one.
I wrote it all down like this.
It's been a year and a year.
It's really amazing.
Tosuke-san, do you have any photos?
Photos?
The one on the far left.
I used to write a diary every day before I went to bed.
I used to write a diary before I died.
Do you still have that diary?
Yes, I do.
I used to have it when I was little.
I don't burn it anymore.
You don't burn it anymore?
With a fire.
I don't burn it anymore.
So you don't have a single one left?
Even though you had that many, you don't burn it anymore with a fire?
That's right.
The three of you, it's been 70 years since you last came back to Okinawa.
Please take this.
It's a unique gesture.
Without a doubt, "Ah!"
Ah!
That's what it means.
The song "Diary"
In the past...
I've said it before...
I've been told to use "Diary" only.
So I've been taught to use "Diary" as little as possible.
- Where were you? - Boston, USA.
- Boston? - Yes.
- Did you know Boston? - No, I didn't know.
- By the way, are you interested in this song? - Yes, we are.
I'd like to tell you a part of it.
On January 1st...
In order to develop our family's health with the spring sun...
We woke up at 5.30 in the morning...
We made a plan for this year...
We prayed to God once...
We've been drinking for decades...
- Drinking? - Yes.
On October 27th...
I couldn't read it here...
We stopped drinking and decided not to drink at all.
With the weather getting better...
We're in a good mood.
And we're drinking more.
The weather is bad.
We want to stop drinking...
But it's New Year's Eve...
The weather is good...
We're drinking and getting popular.
Did you like drinking that much?
Of course, we can only drink.
Do you have anything you'd like to say?
I want to sincerely apologize to all of you...
That this has been missing for so long.
If you had it, you'd have it.
It might have disappeared.
Thinking about it, I'm really grateful.
Thank you very much.
Very humbled.
I'd like to see you.
- In Boston? - Yes.
I'll go.
I'll go there once.
Do you have a daughter?
No, I don't.
My husband's parents are in Boston.
When my parents got married here...
They danced together.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about dancing.
What a miracle!
It's funny.
It's really strange.
It's a good story.
If it had stayed in Japan...
It would have burned down.
For some reason...
It went to America.
And...
My daughter's husband's family is in Boston.
I exchanged addresses.
When I looked into it...
My husband's parents' house...
And Chris's parents' family...
They're in Boston!
Wow!
Miracle!
Let's move on to the next guest.
The next guest is Miki Miyu from Osaka Prefecture.
She's 20 years old and a college student.
And Takagi Saya from Kyoto Prefecture.
They're both 20 years old and college students.
We're second-year college students studying music at a girls' college.
She has a friend who's also a musician.
She has a finger as big as Shao Essen's...
She has a gorilla and a vegeta that appear in "Dragon Ball."
She has a friend like that.
When she has free time...
She competes in sumo, arm sumo, and katapun.
But she's never won against that gorilla or vegeta.
She even went to the gym and competed in strength.
It's frustrating.
I want to win against the gorilla and vegeta.
Please lend me your strength.
The three of you are friends.
There are men in the band.
There are katapun and arm sumo.
She hasn't won a proper competition yet.
She wants to make up for it somehow.
Did they defeat the gorilla and vegeta?
Please watch it.
You have amazing friends.
Yes.
What do you call them?
Gorilla and vegeta.
Do you call them "gorilla and vegeta" in the past?
We call them "Lina-san."
When we say "gorilla and vegeta," their shoulders go up.
Their shoulders go up.
It hurts.
When men say "yo," we say "yo!"
That's right.
When we say "gu-panchi," we say "yo!"
It hurts.
What do you do at 5 p.m. today?
We read books.
Do you read books?
Mamotaku. Gori Vegeta comes to this house to play.
Excuse me.
Rinachi?
Oh, Rina!
Rinachi Nori?
You smell like a butcher shop.
No, I don't smell like a butcher shop.
That's right.
Karakara Girls' War.
Rinku, get out of the way.
I'm tired and I forgot about this.
No, it's not.
It's the button on the side.
Wait, wait.
I'm going home.
What are you showing me?
I'm sorry, girls.
Who are you calling girls?
I'm your sister.
How's your arm?
Can you practice?
Let me do it.
Okay, go.
Ready, go!
You're really weak.
My nails were hurting.
You're like a professional wrestler.
Get out of my way!
My neck hurts.
A professional wrestler puts his neck in from behind.
I'm tired.
I'm tired and I'm going to the gym.
She said "I'm tired and I'm going to the gym."
Ready, go!
That's more than I imagined.
I'm going to check Goribegita's strength.
Do you know where she is?
By the way, Central Sports Club...
I'm going to look for her. Wait for me.
Excuse me.
Ms. Iwahashi Rina, can we talk for a moment?
Goribegita's training scenery...
That's it. That's it.
That's it. That's great.
Can we talk for a moment?
Excuse me.
Central Sports Club is looking for someone with strong women's strength.
How old are you now?
I'm 20 years old.
Are you a student?
I'm a student.
What kind of games do you play with your friends?
We play "defeat each other" or "if you fall, you lose".
"If you fall, you lose".
We usually play with three people.
But we don't have any strength.
It's easy for you, isn't it?
It's easy for me, but...
Recently, we eat a lot.
We love meat.
We are about eight kilograms fat.
Eight kilograms for one person?
Eight kilograms for one person.
Eight kilograms! Eight kilograms!
I felt the weight of my fist.
At first, I thought it would be easy for me.
Try it.
Ouch!
It's heavy, isn't it?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
This is not good.
It's not suitable for martial arts.
Really?
What should we do about it?
Ouch!
Why are you laughing? It's fun!
It's fun!
Martial arts is good, isn't it?
Martial arts is better!
Is it?
I want you to go somewhere.
I can't do it with all my strength.
Sparring is the same.
Is it true?
If you can win, you have to endure it.
If you weigh more than 8kg or 6kg...
Have we met before?
You've been punching heavier lately.
Damn it!
Even though you're my weight!
I didn't say it, but let's fight with one hand.
Let's think of countermeasures to strengthen and defend one hand.
Please!
Damn it!
I'm sorry!
Thank you for always hitting me.
I'm sorry for everything.
Shoulder punch?
Shoulder punch.
Are you ready?
What are you doing?
I'm embarrassed.
Is there a way to endure it?
Yes, there is.
Really?
I did it!
Now, we will start Katapan's training.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Basically, Katapan...
First of all, this extension of the thumb.
This line is painful if you get hit.
I will never let you hit me.
I won't show you this line.
How...
If you put it out a little like this...
It's really a little bit.
If it's around here, it's a little bit like this...
It's hard when you hit it.
You have to endure it here.
Even if it hurts.
It's a gamble, isn't it?
That's right. And this is where you shoot.
Is it here?
Yes, it's here.
It's here.
There is a line like this.
This area is really painful.
The upper area?
Yes, the upper area.
It hurts! It hurts!
Until now, it was painful like this.
But now, it's like this.
I want it.
It's hard to find the point.
I see.
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
One-sided game.
Yes.
Of course, it's a one-sided game.
Yes, it is.
Is there any element of defeat?
No, there isn't.
Okay.
Then, let's say "hmmm."
Okay.
Iwaga-san.
Please.
Go ahead.
Hey, Gory Vegeta.
You're making me angry.
What kind of game do you want to play?
One-sided game.
You're laughing all the time, but you can afford it.
I don't know how hard you worked, but I think you're better than me, so I'll enjoy it.
The game is one-on-one.
We'll decide who goes first and take turns.
If you lose and speak out, you lose.
If you don't speak out, it'll go on forever.
Golbezita vs. Takagi.
Who will go first and who will take turns?
Either is fine. We're both the same.
So you don't know each other?
You can do it, right?
Golbezita will go first.
I'm a little surprised.
Koukou vs. Takagi.
Next, Golbezita.
Golbezita.
I'm so surprised.
Golbezita vs. Miki.
Miki will go first.
Sei.
I feel like I won just now.
Which one do you want?
Dorivegita.
Oh, you're right! You can do it!
She did it!
You're right!
Now...
You can do it!
Stay still.
To be honest,
I don't want to say "strategy" or anything like that.
Wait, wait!
Don't aim here!
Ah, you missed it just now.
Sei.
Dorivegita.
She's laughing!
Sei.
She's laughing!
Just now...
Dorivegita's smile...
She's smiling!
That awkward smile...
I feel like I'm going to throw up!
Dorivegita, one-handed high!
Ah, I missed it.
Here I go!
Sei.
It's not high at all.
It's stable!
Both of you...
If you don't do it now...
You won't be able to do it.
Ah, no.
Not like this.
Like this?
Can you do it?
Eh, I'm scared.
Sei.
I did it!
Mi.
Ai.
Ryo!
I did it!
I was just about to do it!
I was about to do it!
What? That hurts!
Stop it! Stop it!
Shock?
You're shocked because you couldn't use your shoulder blade?
You've done it this far, but you can't use it?
I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it.
What's going on?
I have no idea where these three are aiming for.
These three are aiming for Gory Vegita.
Thank you.
Gory Vegita is actually the strongest city in Reichōrui.
My family used to run a rice shop.
I used to carry a 30kg rice bag with me.
I've always wanted to compete with strength.
I'm looking for a rival now.
In the end, I want to fight Saori Yoshida.
What do you want? Gory Vegita?
Gory Vegita?
Thank you for your last request.
My last request is from Yoko Nakano, who lives in Wakayama.
She's 41 years old.
Ever since I was little, I've loved the smell of perfume.
I always open my perfume bottle and smell it.
But I've been smelling it for over 30 years.
Smelling it in a bottle isn't enough for me anymore.
I want it as a side dish for my meals.
I love it so much I want to eat it.
So please, let me enjoy your perfume to my heart's content.
And if you don't mind, I'd like you to make my favorite ramen into perfume.
I'd like you to make me able to eat it.
Thank you in advance.
It's changed, hasn't it?
You said you wanted to enjoy it.
I told you not to enjoy it.
What happened?
It's here, isn't it?
Excuse me.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm Detective Kanpei of Detective Night Soup.
Good morning.
Even when you come in, you smell of perfume, don't you?
People say that sometimes.
Right?
People say that all the time.
What is this place?
It's a karaoke cafe.
A karaoke cafe?
I don't do it.
My dad and my mom do it.
Do customers come in?
We only do it once a week.
You only do it once a week?
It's not a sale.
You drink it when you're hungry.
It's a trend, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
It is, but...
I don't think it's medicine.
What do you think it is?
Something that makes you look forward.
Does it make you look forward?
When you come back from work,
you feel tired, don't you?
If you drink it like this...
When you come back from work...
What do you think it is?
It makes me feel relaxed.
Really?
It makes me feel relaxed.
It heals me.
This is tough.
What do you like?
This is the best one.
Wait a minute.
Are you eating it?
I thought it would hurt a little.
You thought it would hurt even though you don't have a stomachache?
I like it.
When I smell it, I sometimes want to eat it.
Do you know what you shouldn't eat?
You can't smell it yet.
You shouldn't eat it.
But it's delicious.
It's delicious, but you shouldn't eat it.
I'm sad.
It's sad, but you shouldn't eat it.
I'll ask the detective to give me something important to me.
Which one?
What's this?
It smells terrible!
When I put together all the things that were originally in it, it turned out like this.
Enjoy it.
Enjoy it?
When I was a kid, I couldn't even stab it with a bottle like this.
Can you do that?
I'm sure you can't.
When I grew up, I wanted to do it.
You'll get in trouble.
I thought so.
What do you call this?
Dissolve it?
Put it in the perfume and dissolve it.
It turned completely yellow and my clothes were covered in blood.
You have a family, don't you?
You're in trouble, aren't you?
My parents often scolded me when I was little.
But I like my children.
I have three daughters.
You have three daughters, don't you?
I have three daughters.
Do you like all of them?
I love all of them.
Do you like cellophane?
Yes, I like the smell of it.
Do you like the smell of it?
My mother often tells me to eat cellophane.
Without water?
Do you eat it without water?
You shouldn't eat it.
It's medicine.
I don't like the smell of it.
Do you like it that much?
Okay, we're here.
This is the cello company.
Wait a minute. Let's go and ask for permission.
Mr. Mokusei.
What?
Can we take a picture with you?
What? Me?
Me?
I'm not asking you to take a picture with me.
Oh, you took it.
Thank you very much.
Would you like to take a picture with me?
What?
I'm not asking you to take a picture with me.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Hello.
Excuse me.
I'm a detective of Detective Knights Group.
Yes?
Could you call someone in charge of this company?
Yes, I understand.
Could you wait for a moment?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you for having us.
This family loves cologne.
They love and hate smelling cologne.
They've been doing it since they were kids.
What do you think of it?
I think it's a little strict.
It's strict, isn't it?
This mother and this child eat it.
What do you think of it?
I've never heard of it before.
It's amazing.
I don't think it's harmful, but I hope you don't eat it.
I hope you don't eat it.
I think there are many secrets to eating it.
Can you show me?
I'm sorry about that.
This time...
Hey!
I really don't know.
But I'll show you what I can do.
Thank you.
Look at me.
I'm perfect.
I'm a strict man.
You have to do it properly.
I'm making medicine.
Now we're going to make cologne.
I'm wearing a mask.
But I'll do it for you.
I'll do it like this.
Can I do it?
It's special.
I don't like the smell of it.
Shall we do it?
It smells good.
Wow!
It's so sticky!
Smells good? Smells good? Smells good?
Smells good.
Smells good?
I feel like I'm going to fall.
How is it?
There's someone on it like a board.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's that color.
Yes, it's more brown.
You can't go in here?
You can't go in here.
Only workers are allowed in the workshop.
Can I smell what's inside?
Yes, you can. Do you want to smell it?
Do you want to smell it? I'll open it for you.
Wow, wow, wow!
Smells good?
I feel like I'm going to fall.
Smells good.
What is this smell?
This smell is called "mocreosote".
It's a liquid.
Oh, it's a liquid.
It's a liquid.
I thought it was a liquid.
Yes, that's what this smell is about.
If you keep smelling this smell, you'll want to eat it more and more.
You'll want to eat it more and more.
It's a liquid, so you have to follow the instructions we gave you and drink it.
But you want to eat it, right?
Yes.
But you want to eat it, right?
I'm visiting Mr. Yamamoto Koryo.
I'm always grateful for you.
Thank you for saving my life.
I wonder if I can eat with this smell of cellophane gum.
Hello.
Thank you for your help.
That smell of cellophane gum.
I have prepared it for you.
What?
I have prepared it for you.
This?
It's cellophane gum.
It's cellophane gum, isn't it?
It's cellophane gum.
It's done.
It's amazing.
It's not cellophane gum, is it?
It's not cellophane gum.
Can I eat it?
Yes, you can eat it.
Can I eat it?
Yes, you can eat it.
It is recognized as food additives, so you can eat it.
The person who asked me for cellophane gum said he liked ramen.
How about ramen?
Is it okay?
Is it about one or two drops of ramen?
If you put in about two drops of ramen, will it be cellophane gum?
It's cellophane gum ramen.
Ta-da!
It's cellophane gum.
It smells weird.
It's cellophane gum.
It smells like cellophane gum, doesn't it?
It tastes like cellophane gum.
How is it?
It's cellophane gum even if you eat it.
It's cellophane gum.
It's cellophane gum!
It's really cellophane gum.
It's amazing.
It's enough if you eat it.
Right?
We are satisfied.
I can't eat it.
It's really...
I made a liquid.
You gave it to him.
I gave it to him.
His family put it in a stew and ate it.
The stew also became a taste of cellophane gum.
For now, it's not good.
It's not like that.
Thank you for your hard work.
Today, we have three requests.
There are things that are moving like a diary.
I'm full today.
I need cellophane gum.
It's cellophane gum.
This program is organized according to your requests.
For those of you who chose this program, we will give you this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to the studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week.
Thank you very much.
Please send your questions to this detective office.
We will give you a wonderful detective notebook.
The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
The Olympics have been decided. I'm soccer coach, Tekura Mori.