AISubs v3.5
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can get carried away and kiss you, as hard as always.
My name is Rika Matsuo and I am a reporter. Based on requests from TV viewers, the Party Detective Bureau dispatches detectives of various races to pursue investigations.
Today's advisor is Mr. Taro Kida, the supreme advisor of the party's detective bureau.
Now, let's start with the first request for today.
Yes, the first request is from Yujiro Ishida, who lives in Yamaguchi Prefecture, who is 15 years old and a junior high school student.
It is about having watched a traditional entertainment competition called "Iwami Kagura" held in Hamada City, Shimane Prefecture last November with my father.
A boy about kindergarten age sat next to me.
All of a sudden, he introduced himself and said, "My name is Tetschan, 5 years old, a kindergartener from Tondabayashi."
Tetschan is very familiar with "Iwami Kagura" and talks about his favorite plays and so on.
I have also been addicted to "Iwami Kagura" since I was in kindergarten, so I felt a strange encounter as if I was looking at myself when I was young.
As time went by and I was attracted to him more and more, a person who seemed like Tetschan's grandmother came and said, "Are you going home?" and took his hand and stood up.
When I asked my father, "Is Tondabayashi around here?" he said, "It's Osaka."
I wanted to see Tetschan again and again, so I wrote you a letter this time.
Detectives, please look for Tetschan.
First of all, do you know about "Iwami Kagura"?
I've heard of it.
"Kagura" is a kind of traditional performance performed in shrines to interact with gods.
Do you know where Iwaisha lives? It's in Susa in Yamaguchi Prefecture.
And the place where I met Tetschan is Hamada in Shimane Prefecture.
However, there is not much information about Tetschan.
Detectives, please look for Tetschan.
It's in Susa, Yamaguchi Prefecture.
It's a little up from the harbor.
You know, I've already written my name.
Fuel store.
Excuse me.
- Hello. Are you the father? - Yes, I am.
- I like your smile. - Thank you.
I called you here, but you're 15 years old now, right?
- Yes, I am. - When did you...
When I get my bag, I'm in the car.
I practice dancing and dance.
- Do you practice dancing? - Yes, I do.
- Both of you? - I'm the driver.
- What? You're driving? - Yes.
What's the most attractive thing about you, Kagura Iwami?
My unique drumming skills,
my hairstyle, my costume and my mask.
Those are the most amazing things about me.
Kagura, a traditional Japanese art form dedicated to the gods and prayers in shrines and shrines of shrines.
It was said that it was completed in the late Uromachi period.
After that, it spread mainly in China.
Among them, Kagura Iwami spread to Iwami region.
It is based on mythology and is divided into gods and demons.
Kagura Iwami's gorgeous costume attracts people.
Can you show me your instrument?
- This is a demon's stick. - A demon's stick?
Oh, my God!
It's amazing!
Are there any other places?
Go upstairs.
Upstairs? There are two floors?
This is our secret practice room.
Secret practice room?
Yes, secret practice room.
This way.
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
What's this?
I can see the residue of practice.
Right?
No, it's really dirty.
It's because we're two men.
It's amazing!
I don't study at all.
Do you want some noodles?
Do you have noodles?
Look at this.
I made it.
Did you make it?
Yes.
To be honest,
it's better than the quality of one person's work.
Here we go.
This is sensational!
Where did you come from?
Wonderful!
Wait a minute!
What was that smoke just now?
Isn't it amazing?
How did you do it?
There is a proper machine for this.
You are dirty!
What kind of machine is this?
This is also a smoke.
Did you think of a smoke machine?
That's right.
But when you put it on your face, it's a little powerful.
Isn't it?
Yes.
Actually, I can do it a little too.
I was playing the role of Orochi.
However, I don't have any tools.
I think it's cooler than a mosquito.
But I can do it with peace of mind.
Your father is angry with you today.
Shall we do it?
Yes, I will do it.
Let's play a band.
I thought it was a cat standing up.
It's amazing. Parents and children like old characters.
I forgot. Since when was it?
I have strong memories.
I want to see you again when you are 15 or 15 years old.
I wondered what kind of feeling it was.
You were really cute.
You are like my little brother.
You always say goodbye to me on the way back home.
"Why did you go home?" "I wanted to talk to you."
You always say that on the way back home.
I really want to see you again.
Where is Tondageshi? Osaka?
No way! It's so far away!
I like you so much.
I don't have a cell phone, but I have an iPod.
"Tachuke" Tetschan.
"Tachuke" Tetschan! That's amazing!
After all, it's the most important thing.
What did you say about Tetschan?
I introduced myself as "Tondabayashi Kindergarten's Tetschan."
Is it "Tondabayashi Kindergarten" or "Tondabayashi's Kindergarten"?
It changes completely, doesn't it?
If it's "Tondabayashi's Kindergarten," there are 18 of them including my series.
That's a lot.
However, there is also "Tondabayashi's Kindergarten."
Is there?
There is only one.
I have no choice but to go there.
It's best if you can find it.
"Tetschan" has a lot of names!
"Tondabayashi's Kindergarten," which seems to have the highest possibility.
Hello?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry for the sudden call.
I'm Hashimoto, a detective from Asahi Law Firm.
Yes!
Are you Mr. Enchou?
Yes, I am.
Are you Mr. Enchou?
Yes, I am.
A person from Yamaguchi Prefecture...
Yes!
...is looking for you.
Yes!
I don't know if you are there or not.
Yes!
Is there anyone who loves "Iwami Kagura" like you?
Is it you, "Tetschan"?
"Tetschan"?
Yes, it's you, "Tetschan"!
Yes, you are "Iwami Kagura", right?
Are you familiar with "Iwami Kagura", "Tetschan"?
I often dance in the nursery school.
Do you dance in the nursery school?
Yes!
I got it!
I got it right away!
Are you serious?
It's amazing!
A person from Yamaguchi Prefecture...
Yes!
...is looking for you.
Yes!
I'm sorry for the sudden call.
I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
I did it!
Then...
Okay! Then shall we go and meet him?
Let's go!
So, I came to Tonda Bridge.
My dad still has work to do, so my dad and Yujiro will rush here as soon as he finishes his work.
And I got in touch with Tetsu-chan.
She is coming to my kindergarten.
So, I'd like to go first.
Thank you for waiting. I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming.
Excuse me, did you go to Tetsu-chan's kindergarten?
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Thank you for coming.
She is already waiting for you.
And she is wearing clean clothes.
She is Tetsu-chan, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
Wow!
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Wow!
She is definitely Tetsu-chan.
I saw her move! I saw her move!
Is she your mom?
Yes, she is.
Are you Tetsu-chan?
Yes, I am.
Wow!
Tetsu-chan, you are here!
Oh, my!
Who is over there?
She is my grandma.
Oh, grandma!
She is the person who appeared in the movie.
Yes, she is.
Tetsu-chan, you look great in this school uniform. What did you do with it?
What did you do with it?
Grandma made it for me.
Did you make it yourself?
Yes, I did.
You are amazing!
Do you love Iwami Kagura?
Yes, I do!
What do you like about Iwami Kagura?
I like his speed and his coolness.
You like his speed and his coolness.
Yes.
Wow!
Can you show me your dance one more time?
Please stay away from me.
Yes, I got it.
She can't speak at all.
Can she speak?
Wow!
She is so cool!
She is mad! She is mad! She is fast!
She is great!
I like you, handsome!
You are cool!
You are great!
You have a little bit of Yujiro's feeling, don't you?
You are great! You have memorized the movements of "Andage", haven't you?
What's next?
Do you want to dance next?
Yes.
Do you want to dance more and more?
Yes.
Do you want to dance next?
Yes.
Hey, Tecchan! Wait for me here! I will be back soon!
I want you to show me again! Wait for me for a moment!
You were there completely.
Like Yujiro's small version.
Small version.
You were there completely.
I don't know if Tecchan has memorized the movements of "Andage" or not.
That's right.
It's the biggest part of "Andage".
I'm over here.
Go to the left little by little.
Take off your shoes.
Yes!
Tecchan!
Do you remember?
Yes!
Let me hear you.
Who is he?
He is my big brother.
That's right.
He is my dad.
She is here.
It's been a long time.
This is my second time meeting you.
Do you remember where we met?
Yes, at the cultural center.
That's right.
Let's dance together!
Yes!
It's amazing!
That's amazing!
How was it, Tetsuya?
The demon was cool. Just by looking at it.
Just by looking at it.
She said it was cool just by looking at it.
I'm glad.
How about you, Aito?
It was really good.
Thank you for everything.
Let's play again.
Yes!
Thank you!
It's an honor to meet you.
Tetsuya remembers it well.
After everyone said goodbye,
Tetsuya said he was crying after we left.
He said he was lonely because Aito wasn't there.
However, Tetsuya's grandparents are in Iwami.
He said he'd see Tetsuya when he got home.
So we exchanged numbers and decided to go see Iwami again.
I'm glad we were able to meet. Thank you.
You did a good job.
Thank you!
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from a 51-year-old public servant in Sayama, Shiga Prefecture.
On New Year's Day, my family made a fool of Trump, but one thing led to a controversy.
We decided to do it around the right, but all my other family members are trying to turn me in the opposite direction.
Even if we say "let's do it around the right," all four of my wife, eldest daughter, second daughter, and eldest son say that my father is wrong.
I usually don't have a place in the house and am always treated like a fool, but this time I should definitely be right.
Please clarify which way to turn around the right and solve the family's problems.
My father is in trouble because his shoulders are narrow.
As usual, even if I say something because I'm wrong, I'm convinced, but I can't stay silent about it this time.
I'm definitely right.
However, I think there is only one right turn.
Why is my family's opinion divided there? It's a mystery, but my father is in trouble, so I went to help him.
Did you manage to get your father back?
Did you go?
I went.
Father, when I read a good book, my shoulders are narrow in my family.
It's narrow, isn't it?
What do you want to say? That's what I'm often told.
And kanji.
Kanji?
I'm wrong, but I don't know where to write kanji.
Does that mean you don't have much of a background as a father?
I can't say.
Even if I do, you're wrong.
In that case, the Trump problem.
This alone is right for a father, right?
However, your father's way of thinking is not wrong.
If you can accept that again,
I think your family's thinking will change again.
Oh, I see.
So you want to cut back on the Trump problem little by little.
Yes.
My father's way of thinking is right.
You want to regain your dignity.
Yes.
I understand.
Then, let's solve the Trump problem.
Let's do it!
Let's drink.
I've talked to my father about it, but...
Well, Mom...
Yes?
I've heard from my father...
Yes?
...that you're usually narrow-minded.
He was worried about you a lot.
He was worried about me a lot.
Yes.
But now that I'm an adult...
Yes.
I think I don't need...
Your father?
No, no.
If you say it like that...
That's terrible!
You're exaggerating!
It is, isn't it?
That's a little excessive, isn't it?
You're an adult now, but you don't need it anymore.
There's something you can't give up.
What was it again?
Right turn.
No, no, no.
That's definitely wrong.
You're really weird.
Yes.
Really.
Mom, all of a sudden...
No, you're really weird.
You're really weird.
Weird?
Weird.
You're always like this.
Really.
And then you get angry.
Really.
You're a terrible parent.
It's hard for me to hear you say it.
But your father is wrong.
Definitely.
- Now, father. - Yes.
Please start with the right turn that you think is correct.
Yes.
That way.
- Right turn. - Right turn.
Right.
It's normal for Trump to turn like this.
But there's a rule about right turns.
- It's normal for him to turn like this. - Like this.
Like this.
- Did you understand your father's right turn? - Yes.
- Now, Tatsuki.
- Can you turn your family's right turn? - Yes.
- But I'm scared of my father.
- Your father... - I'm scared of him.
- I'm scared of him.
- It's like this, so... - Yes, turn your family's right turn.
- This is your family's right turn. - Yes.
- It's difficult. - Please take it, father.
- Please take it. - It's definitely wrong.
Please take it.
There's something wrong with it.
- Detective. - Yes.
- Right? - It's normal.
It's my own opinion, but...
- I think my father is wrong. - See?
- What?
- See? - Am I wrong?
- See? - That's what I think.
What do you think about this discussion until morning?
- I think it's easy. - We have plenty of time in our family.
- Are you sure about this? - This is your right turn.
- Which is your right turn? - This is your right turn.
- This is your... - Yes.
- Can you turn that way? - No, I can't.
- Then this way. - Isn't it better to talk?
- Then you can sit here. - Yes.
- Which is your right hand? - This one.
- Which one? - This one.
- Which is your right hand? - This one.
Sit here and look at yourself.
Give me the microphone.
Let's say this is you.
I'm looking at you, detective.
Which one do you think is your right hand?
Raise your hand.
- My right hand? - Yes.
It's my right hand, right?
Huh?
That's why you're turning right.
Should I cool down a little?
Dad, I'm a little confused.
Is what you're saying weird?
If you were a lawyer, you'd be in court for years.
Let's talk to the other families.
Yes, please.
Do you know this family?
Do you want to go?
Good evening.
I'm Detective Knight Stoof.
Huh? Why?
What are you doing?
My wife's family is arguing about how to do the trampoline.
Can you do the trampoline with me for a little bit?
- Yes, it's okay. - That's great!
- So, ma'am... - Yes?
- I'd like you to do "grandma's tree". - Yes.
- Please start when I say "start". - Yes.
"Grandma's tree".
- Start with your right hand. - Yes.
- That's weird. - Why is it your right hand?
Is it different if you hold someone's right hand and turn right?
- That's weird. - You're not turning right, are you?
- You're turning right, aren't you? - Yes, I'm turning right.
- Start with your right hand. - I'm turning right.
- You're a woman. - You're a man.
- Let's go to the next house. - Thank you.
Good evening. I'd like to hear and see other people's ideas.
- May I? - Yes.
Then, turn right and start!
Turn right and start!
Why is it like this?
- Good evening. - Good evening.
Cute! Senbei Taro is here!
- Excuse me. - Good evening.
Turn right and start!
Turn right and start! You're fast!
- Excuse me. - Which way should I go?
- Turn right and start! - Okay. Like this?
- Turn right. - Okay.
- See? - Wow!
- Good song! - Turn right.
Turn right. This is turning right, right?
- I turn right like this. - Okay.
- I turn right like this. - You're good! You're my first comrade!
That's obvious!
- Turn right, right? - Yes.
- This way. - Wow!
- Okay, start! - Okay.
- Turn right. - Wow!
- Right? - Why didn't you say that?
You!
Four against fifteen!
I lost in terms of numbers. Four against fifteen.
What do you think of this result?
Numbers are everything.
- Not numbers. - Not numbers.
There is another truth.
The detective Knight Scoop pursues the truth.
Knight Scoop has an excellent teacher.
- Good morning. - Good morning, Mr. Yama.
I'm struggling with the way I play the drum.
Can you teach me how to play the drum?
If I win, what will you say to my family?
I'll make you kneel down and apologize.
- You'll make me kneel down? - I'll stand up and apologize.
- You will? - Yes.
- So if my husband is wrong... - It's a game over, right?
- Yes. - Teacher, like this?
See, it's faster.
Teacher, start by turning right!
- Like this? - Wow!
You did it!
- It's difficult. - It's difficult!
The direction of rotation is different depending on how you look at it.
- But the direction of rotation you're talking about... - Yes?
- It's a matter of words, right? - I see!
- So it's a matter of vocabulary. - A matter of vocabulary!
- So it's about how words are decided. - I see!
- Good evening! - Good evening!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
So now...
Since you cut off Trump and chose to turn right...
- Is it difficult to decide? - This is easy.
- It's decided. - Teacher...
- It's very decided. - I'm jealous.
I think we'll be able to settle this.
And teacher...
Please start by turning Trump and turning right!
Yes!
Turning right is...
Wow!
If you say "right turn", it can be a person or an object that rotates, but it is a circle like this.
Turning right towards the center of the circle...
I see! So if you say "center", this is "right turn"?
Yes!
I think you can see it from the point of view of the section.
Please!
Yes!
This is "right turn".
Wow!
The person who is taking it is turning right and right.
If you look from above...
Like this...
To the right...
I see!
Yes! Please say "center" with "right turn"!
I'm sorry!
I did it!
Please say it!
You are a wonderful father!
I'm afraid of tomorrow...
Yes!
Wow!
You did it!
The family members...
Mother...
Children...
They are going from this side...
Mr. Yamada says "right turn".
This circle is called "right turn" in physics.
And...
As a definition of that language...
If you look from above...
It's a circle of clocks.
As you said...
This circle is called "right turn".
And...
In the end...
Mr. Yamada...
Solved it...
And...
He got on the bus and went home.
Mr. Yamada, I'll send you home.
I don't know the definition...
Here is the last request for today.
Yes, the last person is Tomohiko Nawa, who lives in Tokyo and is 23 years old.
Suddenly, I love hot water baths such as washlets and shower toilets.
You may not understand, but for me, hot water baths heal my heart.
I always hit my butt with the strongest water momentum and it heals me.
That's understandable.
However, the other day, I noticed something while I was hitting my butt with water as usual.
What is it?
It's not enough.
What's wrong?
Hey, hey, hey!
Since then, I have lost my healing and have been living without a clear heart.
Detective, please get me back my healing.
It's not about hot water baths anymore.
There are many TV programs all over Japan, but this channel is the only one that can deal with inquiries.
You are all professionals and generous.
Thank you.
This time, I sincerely hope to get my healing back, so I will take a good look at inquiries.
You don't have to say that.
Please have a look.
Do you like it that much?
I like it.
Where do you think you like it?
For example, when I get stressed at work, I don't think it's convenient at all, but when I go to the bathroom and use it...
What?
When you get stressed, you go and use it?
Yes.
That's not me.
That washlet is not enough.
It's not enough.
You can't heal anymore, can you?
That's right. I'm in trouble.
What?
"Drink it up"?
"Drink it up"... Well, as an emotional effect, you can drink it up.
Oh, I'm sorry. Let me use a professional term.
I'm sorry. Let me use a professional term.
"Drink it up" is... I don't know if you know it or not, but you put water in it.
And you say "sha"!
That's right.
That feels good.
I'm so happy that I know "drink it up"!
How many years has it been since you started working?
It's almost two years.
Oh, I see.
The third year is hard.
When you have a hard time or something like that again...
You have to heal, right?
Yes.
This building is also new.
Oh, is it?
Oh, it's here.
This is it.
Toto's...
Oh, this is Gaucherette.
This is Gaucherette.
Oh, I see.
So...
Let's see how you do it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Wow, you're taking it out of there.
I'm taking it out.
Let's make this the strongest...
How is it?
About four.
Four?
Wow, you're good!
Can you do this for me for a second?
Oh, I understand.
What? You can't take it out?
Because I didn't take it out just now.
No, it's wet!
It's wet, but it's okay.
What?!
It's coming in! It's coming in!
I wasn't trying to swallow it!
I forced myself to swallow it!
What?!
This is four!
It's four.
Wait a minute.
I'm starting to have auditory hallucinations.
[Laughter]
Let's see how strong it is.
Wow!
It's pretty thin.
It's about 2 mm in diameter.
It's not enough.
What? You want it thicker?
Yes, I want it thicker.
3 mm, 4 mm.
You're so meticulous.
[Laughter]
Asahi Broadcasting District is nearby.
Yes.
Taisho!
It's Tamura.
Taisho, can you wash the toilet with warm water?
This and this.
It's the same, but it's different.
This, this, and this.
Do you want to try this?
Yes.
Okay.
Let's make it the strongest.
[Water pouring sound]
The sound is a little weaker than before.
2.5 mm.
2.5 mm!
It went down!
Shall we go to the next one?
Yes.
Wow!
I'm a little worried about that.
I'm worried about the side effects!
[Laughter]
Taisho, I'm sorry!
2.5 mm.
What is 2.5 mm?
[Laughter]
Is the toilet a washlet?
Yes.
Can you carry it?
Yes, please.
It's different!
Enochs! Enochs! Enochs!
It's nice.
It's good! It's good!
The sound is really good!
This is about 4 or 4.5...
I feel like it's only about the sound.
Excuse me, can I use the bathroom?
Can I borrow you for a second?
Excuse me.
Oh, he's the latecomer!
Isn't he Appan Sonic?
The sound is really sharp!
It's about 4.5 or 5...
4.5 or 5... Be more specific!
I don't know what I'm doing.
What is that?
That's what you thought!
You thought you were doing something wrong!
I think this one is pretty strong.
Are you stupid?!
I'm not stupid!
Can I see what it is?
See what it is?
It's pretty small.
It's about 4.5.
It's 4.5!
Are you serious?!
How about this one?
I think it's about 8.
8?!
Excuse me, can I use the bathroom?
Yes.
Excuse me, can I use the bathroom?
It's 5mm in!
How many times has it been in?!
It's 8?!
8?!
Please check how much water pressure you're satisfied with.
I've prepared it for you.
Here we go.
What's this?
7.5
7.5?!
Let me check.
How much?
Ah, it's good.
Ah, this is it.
This is it.
Ah, this is it.
This?!
This is it.
This is it!
This is it, right?
This is it.
Your face...
Your face is like...
It's like you've finally come.
This much is just right.
Your dream is to taste that in the bathroom, right?
That's right.
There's a lot of people at night.
There's a toilet researcher.
Hello?
Ah, I'm a detective of Detective Night Scoop.
My name is Tamura.
I've sent you a video of the water pressure the client is asking for.
Can I watch the video?
Yes, please watch it.
Ah...
Yes?
Ahahahahaha!
With this kind of energy...
She's laughing!
Ahahahahaha!
Well, I don't think there's such a difference, and I don't think there's such a difference in water power, right?
Can't we do something about this?
Maybe it's better to make it with all your might, right?
If you ask someone who can manage it a little bit, you can save water pressure that is higher than that.
There is a person with a strange job title called "tree diagnostician" who can make trees.
Is there such a person?
Good evening!
Nice to meet you!
Excuse me!
Mr. Shirokura introduced me to you.
When I asked Mr. Shirokura, he said, "How about customizing it?"
Normally, in order not to apply any more water pressure, it should be drained as a source of pressure.
On the contrary, in order not to be too strong...
I don't know if you have a way of saying it or not, but there is a limiter cut, right?
Limiter cut?
I don't know how far it can go, but as far as it can go.
You did this today, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
I think it was 2.5 or something like that.
Is it such an amazing opportunity?
Yes, it is.
If this goes through, it will be suppressed there, so I thought it would be okay if I bypassed it somewhere, but...
No, I just bent it so much that it came out from behind.
Is there any resistance somewhere? What should I do?
Good morning.
Yes.
Did you make it?
Somehow.
Somehow?
Somehow.
That's good.
It's working.
Yes.
It's working.
How did it go?
Let's do an experiment here.
Please.
Yes.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
If today was a normal day for you...
Yes.
How much would you use it for?
I'd probably use it for twenty or thirty times.
Twenty or thirty times?
Yes.
That's what I want.
That's what you want!
That's what I want!
Now, as a patient you were able to go to the bathroom.
Yes.
This is it, isn't it?
Yes. I've been waiting for it.
Now, as a man who couldn't be healed in a normal water bath...
Yes.
I'll use it for twenty times.
Please heal me as much as you can.
Yes.
Please!
Wow!
This is it.
This is it!
Isn't it perfect?
It's perfect!
This is it!
You've been to a lot of places, haven't you?
No, I've been to so many places.
How is it?
I can't forget it now.
Seriously?
Seriously.
It's perfect for me.
It's perfect.
It's going to come out a little.
It's going to come out a little!
Stop it!
Is it out?
It's out!
Let me go!
That's amazing!
It went all the way to the ceiling!
I really wanted to install it in my house, so I asked for it, but when I asked for the fee, it was about one million yen!
But since it costs one million yen, my house gets wet every time!
Today, for a variety show, we have the best detective knight couple!
It's red, isn't it? It's beautiful, isn't it?
They say it's beautiful every time they see it.
Kamuken's "I'm glad" is the best before visiting!
Thank you for your hard work!
So, this program is up to your request!
Yes, for those of you who adopted your request, we will give you this detective notebook!
For those of you who came to visit us, we will give you this special clear file!