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Bed no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite All around the bed you take off everything
And you dance in the secret room only for weekends
And you keep dancing with your cheeks
This is the only time I can fall in love with you and kiss you harder than usual.
Today, in response to a request from a TV viewer, the Detective Bureau will immediately dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth. Today, we, at the Detective Bureau, have sent out excellent detectives to you, who are watching us on TV, and asked for your advice.
And today's advisor is Eiko Ishizuka, who has a great location, is a good friend, is good at acting, feels good when I'm with you, your smile is pleasant, everyone in the country loves you, Mayu is number one with one voice. To do. Thank you for coming.
When will you be quiet in the cold season?
In February, only for a moment.
Are you okay until December now?
It's a remnant.
Then, let's start with the first request today.
Yes, the first person is Mim Matsubara, who lives in Naramen.
She is 10 years old and a fifth grader in elementary school.
Detective, please come quickly.
Yes.
I want you to restore your father's shop.
Of course.
Your father is an artist who makes works with spoons.
Six years ago, he opened a cafe decorated with a lot of spoon art.
I was very fashionable and loved that shop.
But before I knew it, various places started to move,
a little bit erotic and vulgar things increased,
and shops became full of things unrelated to spoons,
and it became like a weird paradise.
It became a paradise.
Now I can't even call my friends because it's embarrassing.
Please persuade your father to return to fashionable shops like in the past.
See, like this.
You have your own needs.
Thank you.
I'd like to answer.
Originally, your father was very interested in spoon art.
One day, he made something a little interesting and showed it to customers,
and they liked it.
Since then, the direction of laughter has changed.
A little bit of manliness and a little bit of vulgarity have increased for girls and boys.
Now that the number of young people is increasing,
your father is running a weird shop.
It's a critical time for parents.
Now, can you return your father to normal?
VTR, please.
Thank you.
- Oh, hello! - Oh, hello!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Are you Mim? - Yes, I am.
- Are you troubled? - Yes.
- Can we talk inside? - Yes.
If you'll excuse me.
- Do you know that your father wrote you a letter? - Yes.
- Do you know? - I don't know.
- Oh, you don't know! - Yes.
- Did you send the letter alone? - Yes.
- Oh, you didn't send it with your mother? - Yes.
It's a great memory for a little girl to send a letter to a stranger.
- Is it your father's shop? - Yes.
- How is it going now? - It's full of tricks.
- Full of tricks? - Yes.
There are also vulgar things, so I'm troubled.
- There are vulgar things? - Yes.
- How is it like? - There is sweat on the woman's back and on the plate.
- On the plate? - There is sweat on it.
- On the woman's? - Yes.
And there is a drink in it, so I go into the sweat and drink it.
Wait a minute.
- What's wrong with you? - No, father.
Don't tell this to a ten-year-old child.
- Wow, you put a drink in the woman's back and drink it. - Yes.
You're a pervert.
- Really? - Yes.
- It's tough. - It's tough.
Dad, it's tough.
- When you were decorating Spoon's work... - Yes.
- It was still a good era. - Yes.
- It suddenly changed. - I see.
I want it back.
Have you ever talked to your father?
I've only talked a little. I can't say it.
- You can't say it? Why can't you say it? - Well...
Because my father is having a lot of fun.
- You can't say it because of your father's feelings. - Yes.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Can you tell me your club name? - Yes.
- Do you run a store with your wife? - No, I don't.
- You don't say you don't do it, do you? - No, I don't want to do it with her.
- You don't want to face reality? - No.
Even if I pass in front of the store, I don't go inside.
- It's a store avoided by your family. - Yes.
Even if I call my friends, I can't say it because I'm embarrassed.
- Of course you can't say it. - I can't say it.
- Do you like your father? - Yes, he plays with me.
- Because you like him, it's hard for you to say it. - Yes.
- How do you feel now? - I'm a little scared.
- Scared? Oh, look at you.
You said it yourself.
Is it funny?
I'm sorry.
Oh, you surprised me.
It's amazing.
What is it?
Look up, please.
I'm sorry.
- Wait a minute. - Welcome.
Yumi-chan, can we go out for a moment?
- Yumi-chan, who is that? - It's Spoon-man.
- Spoon-man? - Yes.
Seriously, I can't use a spoon from today.
- I don't like that. - The store...
- The store... What about Spoon-man? - It's okay.
- Spoon-man is okay? - Yes.
Yumi-chan has changed, too.
You have changed, too.
Wow, it's amazing.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Are you Mim-chan's father? - Yes.
- Can we shake hands? - No, I'm Spoon-man.
- You're wearing "paradise"... - Yes, I'm wearing "paradise".
- You're wearing "paradise" too! - Yes, I'm wearing it.
- This is my first time. - Is it?
- Can you stop this? - Is there a switch there?
- No, it's under your ear. - Under my ear?
- That's my voice. - What?
- That's my voice. - Can you say it?
Welcome!
I feel like my dad is a pervert.
Do you have water and a menu? Please sit down.
- Can I sit down? - Yes, please sit in "M" seat.
- "M" seat? - Yes, that's "S" seat and this is "M" seat.
I'm sorry, but I have a kid.
Dad, you're more than I thought.
You're an amazing person.
Thank you.
- I'm sorry. - This is it!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Did you make this yourself?
- Yes, I did. - Did you make it yourself?
- Yes, I did. - Dad, you look cool.
- Thank you. - You look cool.
- Thank you. - You look like you have a strong head.
- Please turn it down as much as you can. - Yes, I got it.
Can you turn it down for a second?
Can I turn it down?
My voice...
Oh, I see!
Thank you very much.
- Are there any other dangerous ways? - Mims, Mims, Mims...
Give me candy, candy.
Oh, there is candy in it. Please open it.
- This one? - Yes.
Candy?
I see.
It's good for a salad like this.
- Mr. Oto, you're working hard. - Thank you.
Here you are.
It's a salad for a safari set.
It's a salad for an adult lunch.
It's like a knife... I mean a suit.
Mr. Oto...
Thank you for stopping me at this shop.
Mr. Oto, I can't stop doing safari.
- You look happy. - Yes, I do.
Wow, what's that?
- It's a safari set. - What?
Is it handmade?
Yes, it is.
It's all handmade.
- It's good. - Is it good?
That's a relief.
- What is it now? - It's a adult lunch.
Mr. Oto, stop it. A child is coming.
Hey!
A child is coming from here.
It's the first time for me to get a kiss.
- I'll do it. - Ouch!
Even I became an accomplice.
- That's what you wanted to say, right? - Yes.
That's why you're grinning.
You look happy.
Mr. Oto, you're the best at making a salad for an adult lunch.
Nemo-chan, don't look at me.
Let me have a bite.
It's a child!
Yogo! Yogo! Yogo!
Don't look at me!
Who's Yogo?
That's her name.
Her name?
Yes.
This is where she drinks, isn't it?
Show me your face.
Are you filming me now?
Yes.
Am I dreaming?
What's next?
Blood? Smoke?
Hey!
Muscle bear! Stop it!
I feel like a typhoon is coming.
How was this shop? I haven't been here for a long time.
I was surprised because there were a lot of new works.
If you were surprised ten times before, how surprised are you now?
A hundred times.
A hundred times now!
You were surprised so much!
When you put out meatballs and sausages, you were smiling a lot, weren't you?
How did you feel when you saw that?
Well...
I'm leaving.
Dad.
Yes.
I have something important to tell you.
Yes.
Before that, could you stop all the efforts of this shop?
Really?
Could you stop it for a moment?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I haven't told you yet, but...
Yes.
Actually...
This time...
It's not about "paradise".
What?
Actually, my daughter, Mim-chan, sent me a letter.
Yes.
She said...
"I've been working too hard for the past few years.
Could you give me my father back?"
So...
Yes.
It's up to you now.
Yes.
Could you stop being so vulgar?
What do you think?
What?
I'll stop it for a moment.
Oh!
Yes.
Don't you want to say "no" to your own daughter?
Ito-chan...
Do you want to say something?
Well, we have something called "grilled karinto" at home.
I'd like you to judge whether it's safe or not.
Here you are.
Thank you for waiting.
Dad, you're the worst until now.
What about men?
You're young.
You all stayed at home at nine.
Did you study that?
Yes.
How old are you?
Ten years old.
I'm sorry.
In the end, Mimmy became an adult a little.
By showing her her ability, she became shy a little.
But my dad was also kind.
He didn't know that his daughter was like this.
So, we went to the location and reduced it little by little.
Do you remember "adult summer lunch"?
Yes, I do.
We made "adult summer lunch" and reduced the size of the sausage.
Hey, hey!
Don't say like that!
Mr. Karinto!
It didn't ring at all!
Let's move on to the next performance.
Yes!
The next performer is...
Ms. Tsuchimoto Miki, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture, and her husband, who is 35 years old, have sent you a request.
Four years ago, I remarried my current husband and have five children.
My eldest son and eldest daughter are my husband's children, my second son and third son are my children, and my four-year-old daughter, who is now living with her current husband,
were living a very lively life with seven families every day, but this spring, my eldest son, who was supposed to be a second-year college student,
found that his grades at college were quite poor and he had hardly obtained any units, and my husband, who was angry, said, "If you don't study, you don't have to go to college," and issued a notice of resignation.
Because of that, my eldest son and my husband had a fallout, and one day, all of a sudden, Haruki left a notice of resignation and left the house.
I tried to find out where he was going, but I couldn't grasp his current relationship and couldn't find any clues.
It's been six months since he left the house. I'm very worried about where and how he lives.
My husband said he didn't need to look for someone who left the house on his own and didn't give up at all, but it shouldn't be like this.
My younger brother and I don't say it in front of my husband, but it seems very lonely that we can't meet my brother, who has always loved me so much.
Detective, would you please look for my son who left the house?
It's like a real detective agency.
Is this okay with Nishida Detective Agency?
I think so, too.
But I couldn't find anything I was looking for.
The reason why I couldn't find anything at all is that my parents had signed a contract for a mobile phone and deleted all the data and left with a mobile phone and a letter.
But even in this day and age, I can't find any clues in this mobile phone.
I don't know who he was hanging out with and I don't even remember where he contacted me.
It's a terrible situation.
Did you find Haruki, who is 19 years old?
Please look at the video.
He's a pretty good boy, isn't he?
That's right.
I don't know why you're smiling like that.
No, I'm serious. He's an idiot son.
No, you're an idiot son, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
When I fight with my husband, he listens to me and says I'm a very good boy.
I'm a good boy, but I'm an idiot.
No, you're not an idiot.
How can you say you're an idiot?
I used to go to college, but I only got four turns.
Did your father scold you for that?
That's right.
He said, "Stop it."
The next day, I left a letter and disappeared.
Did you write a letter?
Yes, I did.
Thank you for 19 years.
It was a lot of fun.
I've been spoiled by my parents, so I'd like to experience the harshness of society.
I'll do my best, so please watch over me for a while.
I'm sure you'll live somewhere.
Have you ever lived alone?
No, I haven't.
It seems like your mother's opinion is biased.
What do you think of your family?
My husband and I are a married family.
(Laughs)
You don't seem to agree with me at all.
(Laughs)
Why are you all laughing?
(Laughs)
Why are you all laughing somehow?
(Laughs)
Every time I see this, I get angry, but it's too irresponsible.
We can't say anything we want to say.
Even if we say "I'm angry with you" all the time, it doesn't work.
You're really cowardly.
I don't know what you really think.
Why do you look at me like that?
Were you a little worried?
No, I was worried.
I thought you'd be fine.
I was worried, but I thought you'd come back soon.
But you came back, so it's not a big deal.
(Laughs)
You're laughing the most, grandma.
(Laughs)
We don't just have this family. We have two more people.
The next day after my son died, I said, "Oh, my God."
And it's been months, hasn't it?
Hey!
Hello, brother.
Yes.
Paruki.
Yes.
You didn't say "yes," did you?
I did.
You two had a big fight.
The next day...
What did you say? What are you talking about?
There you are!
Come over here.
What did you say? What did you say?
I said you wouldn't be back for a while.
And I went somewhere.
You went somewhere?
Is that all?
Did your parents tell you not to come back?
Yes, they did.
Are you lonely?
Well, but...
It's something my brother decided for himself.
I thought it was a man's stubbornness.
(Laughs)
It's better than Paruki's stubbornness.
If you didn't have a cell phone, you couldn't do anything, right?
You don't know if you don't make friends, do you?
That's right.
But in the end, it didn't work out.
Originally, I posted it on Facebook a week after Paruki's disappearance.
Is it your mother's Facebook?
Yes.
A week after Paruki's disappearance,
Paruki dropped out of college and had a fight with his parents.
Paruki's answer was "I'll confirm it."
Paruki left a letter and went out.
I usually didn't care about it.
I'm very curious because I don't think I can contact you anymore.
Can you eat?
Don't you have a hard time?
I really want to look around.
Now is the time for parents to leave and children to leave, so I can't stand it.
I think I'm going to cry.
Because this is the most disturbing thing, isn't it?
Yes.
You're curious, aren't you?
I'm curious.
A friend who was connected to Facebook saw it.
It's a girl like Paruki.
I got a cell phone number.
A friend of Facebook saw a girl like Paruki?
I got a cell phone number.
When I called, a man came out and said, "Paruki?"
When I asked, he said, "No."
I said, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake."
Excuse me.
Yes.
Are you Mr. Kagawa?
Yes, I am.
Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
According to Mr. Haruki's way of speaking, you must have thought he was someone like you, right?
Someone like me?
I'm sure you've heard of him before.
First of all, where did you meet?
Two young people came into this store and met as customers.
Ordinary customers?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's how it happened.
My son is playing soccer.
I talked a little about the photo of the soccer player.
This is it. This is the photo of the soccer player.
Yes, yes, yes.
The kid who was interested in the soccer player's photo said, "Oh, me too."
"Where was this?" I asked.
The conversation got a little excited.
"What's your name?" I asked.
"Tsuchimoto." I said.
"Tsuchimoto?" I asked.
Did you get excited?
I got a little excited and asked about the area where I lived.
The area I knew of and Mr. Tsuchimoto's area were the same.
I thought, "I knew it."
But you want to secure it somehow, don't you?
I want to capture it as it is.
That's impossible.
It's impossible.
I thought I'd just ask for his contact information.
Do you have that paper?
I do.
Wow! It says "Tsuchimoto Haruki"!
Mr. Tsuchimoto called this number.
Oh, yes.
Then...
I'll answer it.
No, answer it.
Answer it.
Huh?
I gave him the phone number.
You answer it.
Do you want to call him?
Who would you call?
I don't think you can call your mother's number.
You answer it.
Hello?
I'm Kagama from Tire Garage Craft.
Are you Mr. Tsuchimoto?
Hello?
Are you Mr. Tsuchimoto?
How's it going?
How's your work going lately?
Hold on a second.
Hello?
Are you Mr. Tsuchimoto?
Yes, I am.
Excuse me,
but do you know this show?
Where are you right now?
Right now,
well, I'm out with my friends,
sharing a room.
Oh, sharing a room!
I'd like to meet you in person and talk to you.
Good evening.
My name is Tantami Shida of the Knight's Group.
I'm Tsuchimoto.
Tsuchimoto?
Yes.
You have a completely different image of me.
It's not like you're here, but there's nowhere else you can talk slowly.
What were you doing?
For half a year?
Well...
How do I put it?
After I quit college, I had job interviews at a lot of places.
I had a parent's guarantor at home, so I couldn't do it.
Why?
I wanted to work for a newspaper company, but I met someone when I went for a job interview.
I went to Osaka because I wanted to be in charge of the store.
You went to Osaka?!
Yes.
Did you change yourself in those two months?
I wanted a lot of people to see this newspaper.
So you have feelings for Osaka now?
Yes.
Have you ever thought about your family?
Yes, I have.
Many times.
When will you go back?
I can't go back.
I'm going to Osaka from November.
To Osaka?!
Yes.
My family is in good terms now.
I want to fix that.
You wrote that letter and left it behind.
Yes.
Your father called you a coward.
Yes.
I can't talk to you because you wrote me a letter.
I think you should enjoy what you think.
Yes.
You want to go back to your family.
Yes.
Go and tell them properly.
Next time, say it properly again.
Yes.
Haruki.
I brought it.
Here you go.
It's not Haruki.
Um...
There's something I want to tell you today.
I'm sorry I couldn't contact you or Okiteramin.
I'll work in Hiroshima until mid-October.
That's not it!
It's only natural for you to lower your head.
That's the rule of society!
Yes.
Do it!
Yes.
I'm sorry you're gone.
Do you know how much I'm worried about you?
Do you know how much you've made me cry?
I haven't forgotten about us.
I'm sorry.
It's okay for you to go in January.
But there's something I need you to do.
Don't worry about it.
Yes.
What's important is this.
Be a manly person.
Yes.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Did you eat dinner?
I did.
But you're not that skinny.
I thought you'd eat dinner.
I'm not skinny?
I don't think you're that skinny.
I'm back.
You're back?
Yeah.
Family is nice.
Yeah.
I think Haruki himself is thinking about his family in that letter.
But in fact, he couldn't say anything if his family was left behind.
He was thinking a lot about it.
I was talking about this when we were together.
We need to make an effort to be a family.
We shouldn't forget it.
Young people, if you're going to be a family, make an effort and be a family.
Please.
Now, let's move on to the last request.
Yes, the last person is a request from Teiji Suzuki, 64 years old, who lives in Chiba Prefecture.
Good evening to all of you at the Bureau of Detectives.
At 64 years old, I am embarrassed and obsessed with my hobby.
It is a diorama.
I made a mansion and a building by hand and spent a lot of time and four years to make a small city in my room.
It is exactly a man's romance.
I would like to expand my dream world in the future, but I have one problem.
That is, my wife does not understand my hobbies.
"Don't make any more of them," I am told every day.
Sometimes I think about persuading my wife, but I don't think I can do it alone.
So I would like you to persuade your wife and help her win a man's romance.
This is also an eternal theme, isn't it?
Everyone said "ah," but it is difficult for women to convey men's romance or hobbies.
Sometimes I work hard because I'm looking forward to it, but sometimes I can't understand it.
It seems that you have some kind of strategy.
Was your wife able to persuade her?
If you are interested, please take a look.
Hello, I'm Detective Hashimoto of Detective Night School.
Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Detective Hashimoto.
You look like a detective.
Do I?
First of all, can you show me your wife?
Sure.
Is this it?
Yes.
Isn't it great?
It's huge!
Is it great?
It's huge!
It's as big as when you promote city development.
It's huge!
Why did you think of making it?
At first, I liked this train and drove it.
But it was boring to drive it in a place with nothing.
So I decided to make a diorama.
I started with Tokyo Station.
Is this it?
It's here.
This red part.
Yes.
It's in Tokyo.
It is.
Do you like buildings?
Buildings.
Buildings with interesting shapes.
I see.
So you like specific buildings.
Yes.
There's one in Tokyo too.
It's amazing!
What is this material?
It's paper.
He's copying something.
If you want to make Lopunny Hills, you go to Lopunny Hills and take a picture like this.
You actually walk there.
You edit the picture and make it straight.
And you make it like this.
The room is small.
So you can't make a long rail.
So I made it round.
A round one is like a picture of Yamanote Line.
So I made a diorama with that image in mind.
I see.
So you made a digest of various buildings and put them all in Yamanote Line.
Yes.
Did you like making dioramas in the first place?
I'm actually a painter.
What?
I'm a painter.
Are you a painter?
Yes.
I retired in 1964.
And now I work as a painter.
Are you a painter now?
Yes, I am.
What did you do for a living?
I worked in a liquor store.
You worked in a liquor store and now you're a painter.
Yes.
Did you write this, too?
Yes, I did.
I wrote it recently.
The house number is 100, so I can't put it here.
So I put it in this room.
Do you draw pictures in this size?
Yes, I do it every year.
Can we see all of them?
Yes, you can see all of them.
And I like the one in the living room.
You don't have to show it.
As this number increases, we don't have a place to sleep.
Look, one person is sleeping on the first floor.
I'm sure his wife is angry.
I think she has too much attention.
I slept here, but I couldn't sleep.
You couldn't sleep.
I was bending over in my mother's room.
Look at me.
Is it completed?
Not yet.
Not yet?
So we have to expand it.
I see.
We have to expand the land more and more.
You can't expand it more.
Mom, we can't expand it more?
We can't?
No, we can't.
What should we do?
Does that sky tree shine?
Yes, it does.
Can we see it?
It would be nice if the weather was good.
At night in Tokyo.
Isn't it beautiful?
It's amazing.
All of them are buildings.
Even the small ones are shining.
All of them are shining.
One by one.
I'd like to enjoy it.
You can open and close the windows one by one.
It's fantastic.
It's good at night.
It's amazing.
We have to think of ways.
Let's think about it.
If we can get into it...
You mean you want to get inside the diorama?
Yes.
If we use a drone and shoot underwater, it might look like it's real.
This is basically the sky, right?
Yes.
Can we get it out?
Can we?
Let's do it.
It's quiet.
A little to the right.
It's nice.
Can we turn it?
It's dangerous.
It's stuck.
It's crushed.
It's out.
It's different.
Isn't it?
It's like you're bathing in the sun.
It's nice.
It is.
If you understand such a scenery, you can make it as you like.
That's right.
Like this?
Like this.
Wow!
It's true.
It's like an opening of "Beyond the Sun".
Wow, the light is amazing.
When it gets dark like this, it's like an electric shock.
Wow, the sun is shining.
It's good, it's good.
Mr. Aoto, you can say it.
The part you like.
It's good, it's good.
How is it?
The diorama you made also has a little angle in it.
It's good.
You look like a director of a porn movie.
Did it come out?
Finally.
"Tokyo" has finally come out.
"Tokyo" has come out.
Then we can leave it here forever.
We can leave it here.
We can sleep in this room.
You hate it so much.
We can make it a bedroom.
"Tokyo" also has a good view from here.
Why do you like this place?
I've been here before.
I took my mom with me.
Your wife?
She had a stomachache in that building.
Your mom had a stomachache in that building.
While we were looking for a toilet, we ran around.
This is...
The building of memories.
We finally understood it.
It's like this.
It's cute.
We would like you to see it immediately.
Thank you very much.
It's different.
Did you really make it?
Oh, it's true.
It's there.
It's in the middle.
Thank you very much.
Did you go?
Yes, I did.
Did you really go?
Yes, I did.
I didn't really take it.
She's taking it.
She's taking a walk.
She's taking a walk on the railroad tracks.
On the railroad tracks?
Yes.
You shouldn't walk on the railroad tracks.
Who is it?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
The railroad tracks.
It's like looking up at the sky.
That's the map my father made.
Where did you go?
That's a self-portrait.
It looks like you went somewhere.
Your wife must have been moved.
I didn't know you made such a beautiful thing.
It's the best.
Thank you very much.
I wanted to go with you.
You wanted to go in?
Please forgive me for that.
It was of high quality, wasn't it?
You made it so well.
It took about four years to make a self-portrait.
It cost about one million yen.
My wife understood the high quality.
She understood that my husband was making a great self-portrait.
It's okay for me to do it in that room.
It was a good arrangement.
Thank you very much.
Well, I've asked for three requests today as well.
Thank you very much.
Spoon's father and Georama's father have the same hobby, but the point is whether it's low-grade or low- grade.
Georama's mother was impressed with you earlier, wasn't she?
She was very happy.
She did her best today.
Yes, thank you for today as well.
Thank you very much.
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For those of you who have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to the studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
Yes, that's it. See you next week. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
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It's getting dry. I'm going to put on lipstick.
This is super lipstick!