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Let's start with the first request.
The first request is from Daisuke Takahashi, a 33-year- old company employee who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Everyone, I always enjoy watching your programs.
In fact, I have been troubled with a problem for a long time.
It's a missed call that comes up many times.
Most of the content is "I want you to repair my bike's puncture."
When I get off work and listen to a missed call, there are several requests like that.
In fact, such missed calls have been going on for eight years.
In the past, I only thought it was just a nuisance and did nothing wrong.
However, over the years, my mood has changed a little recently.
At some point, I wanted to repair my bike's puncture.
It's growing little by little.
So I have a request for you, detective.
I would like to repair puncture for free with the feeling that I am sorry that I am late for people who have called me with missed calls.
Originally, you should be in trouble with a missed call.
However, you want to help people who are in trouble with puncture.
That's how kind you are.
So I'm going to meet such a kind-hearted detective.
Please take a look at this.
I've come to your house.
Which one is it? Is it here?
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Oh, you're a detective. Nice to meet you.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is.
I was imagining you as a salaryman.
Yes, I'm a salaryman.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let's sort this out.
Yes, let's do that.
Is it okay if we continue?
By any mistake, please fix the puncture on my bicycle for eight years.
Eight years... You haven't changed it much, have you?
I'd like to change it, but...
So I used to smash it one by one.
No, I'm not a bicycle.
Oh, in the past...
I smashed dozens of them.
Yes, yes.
I can't smash it anymore.
But recently...
Do you say you're counting on me?
Yes.
If I don't do it, who will?
I really only have this mission.
No, no, who will do it? The bicycle company...
I'll do it.
No, no, I'll do it.
There is a bicycle company.
Yes.
The bicycle company will do it.
But it's coming to me.
By mistake, right?
Well, it may be so, but...
Yes.
I'm waiting for it.
I want to be useful to people.
I've been supported by people and lived my life.
I've finally realized it recently.
After all...
I want to do something for you.
My feelings have changed a little.
You had children recently, didn't you?
That's right.
Right?
Is there such a thing?
After all, this sentiment...
For the time being...
Like this...
It's an official order, isn't it?
Yes, it's my wife's order.
Your wife's order?
I haven't been able to go shopping for a while after this.
That's what you've been thinking about, Mr. Takahashi!
That's right.
Hello, this is Sena, who repaired the tire in front of the bicycle shop.
It seems like it's broken again.
I'd like you to take a look at it.
Is it still like that?
Shall we move on?
The tire in the car broke down, so I'd like you to take a look at it.
I think we need to get up and do it again.
I see.
Can you do it?
No, I don't know. I've never done it before.
Have you ever done it before, repairing a tire?
Not even once.
You have to learn the technology first.
That's right.
That's where it starts.
I'm at a nearby bicycle shop.
Excuse me.
Welcome.
Hello.
I'd like you to teach me how to repair a tire.
How to repair a tire?
Yes.
How do you repair a tire?
Actually, I can't do it right now.
If that's the case, I'd like you to teach me.
Thank you.
First of all, remove all the rubber.
Afro is on one knee and his eyes are out of focus.
Put water on it like this and check it.
What does this mean?
I'm going to scrape the surface and apply glue.
I'm going to put a patch on it so that it's easy to put on.
It's a little dangerous, so I'll do it like this.
It's getting slippery.
Do you stretch it with your fingers and make a hole in it?
You have to stick it firmly.
He's looking at me seriously.
The patch is firmly pasted.
This is complete.
It's a great enemy.
Shall we edit it?
Oh, it's here.
I've been waiting for you.
Afuro has brought his bicycle.
Are you okay now?
I'm dropping it.
Drop it.
Oh, it's punctured.
It's punctured.
I'm dropping it.
Looking at this alone, I'm sure you're a criminal.
Let's put some water in it and check it out.
It's in two places.
I stabbed it too much and it's penetrating.
I stabbed it too much.
I stabbed it too much and it's penetrating.
It's penetrating.
It's good, isn't it?
It's done.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
What kind of repairs and requests do you have other than puncturing?
The chain came off and adjusting the brake.
What's wrong?
Could you tell me about the brake and chain?
What's wrong?
It's expensive, isn't it?
No, no.
You look scared.
No, no.
I can do anything.
You look like a comedian.
You have a good balance of bald and blue.
I'm sorry.
You're not good at it.
It's done.
Thank you for taking care of it.
You're welcome.
Thank you for taking care of it.
I'll fix it with this.
Okay.
What should we do? Who should we call first?
I think the punk in the wheelchair is in a lot of trouble.
That's right.
Hello, TV.
Oh, hello.
Yes.
Actually, I made a mistake and I have a loose phone call.
I'm so sorry.
No, no.
Thank you very much.
If you always take care of it, I'll give you my old phone number.
I got a new phone number.
So it's fixed now.
Is it fixed now?
Uh, Mashooz.
Mashooz?
He's called Kaneko-san.
Kaneko-san's phone number.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Yes, excuse me.
Hello?
Before, I'd like you to repair this number for a bicycle...
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, Mr. Massius. Yes.
Oh, Mr. Massius. Yes.
Um...
Yes?
The number is wrong.
Oh, really?
I'm not a bicycle shop.
Oh, I'm sorry.
And then, how is the bicycle going?
I bought a new one.
Oh, really?
I see.
Before, I wasn't a bicycle shop or anything like that, but...
Yes?
Um...
It's different now.
Recently, I've been able to repair bicycles and banks...
No, you're not a bicycle shop.
If you have any problems...
For now, I'm fine, but I'll change jobs.
No...
You think so, don't you?
You've recovered.
What's that?
It was late.
It was a little late, wasn't it?
Hello?
Oh, that's right. I'm not Mr. Massius.
Mr. Massius...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, yes!
So you don't repair bikes anymore?
That's right. I'm still repairing them.
Oh, I see.
Are there any people around you who are in trouble with bicycles?
At a friend's house...
A pedestrian who came in contact with a bicycle...
I think I heard that you came in contact with a bicycle...
That's right.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Seno...Seno-san! - Ah!
I'm so sorry! I was calling you, Mr. Takahashi.
- I'm sorry. I didn't know. - No, no.
No, no. It's our fault for being late.
- No problem. - I'm sorry.
I've brought my bicycle with me.
Which part of it is not in good condition?
- No, it's fast. - No, it's not.
- The tire and this shaft, right? - Ah, you're right!
- It's distorted. - It's distorted to the right.
The tire is distorted. We have to fix it.
But I didn't do it today.
I didn't practice this pattern today.
- Can't you just hit it and fix it? - No, I can do something about it.
- I'll do my best. - I'll do my best.
- I'll move this frame... - Move it?
Move it out a little.
I'm sorry, but we couldn't fix it.
- I understand. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry for bringing it all the way here. - Thank you.
I've practiced a lot of things and fixed the frame.
- But it's not good enough. - It's not good enough?
You're saying it's not good enough!
You haven't solved your misunderstanding about your phone number, right?
- So we'll ask you about it first, right? - Yes.
Ah, it's here!
It's like a bicycle shop beyond imagination.
Good evening.
Yes.
Are you Kaneko-san?
Yes, I am.
I see.
There is a wrong phone number for those who want to call Kaneko-san.
Yes.
I used to use prepaid mobile phones in the past.
When I tried to change to a normal mobile phone, I was told that the number would not be transferred.
I see.
So I put up a flyer I handed out in the past.
And there are people calling me there.
I'm sorry for you.
No, no.
I want to fix it for you.
I've been thinking of doing something about it.
Thank you for liking bicycles.
Not at all.
What we have now is out of stock.
We don't want you to ride a moving bicycle.
That's right.
I did it a little today.
I'll call a friend of mine.
Oh.
If you don't have an out of stock one, which one would you like me to call?
But it's late now.
I'm sorry to ask you this, but...
Oh, you don't have one.
Hello, this is Kaneko.
Are you still asking for one?
Oh, you don't have one.
Are you still parking your bicycle?
Oh, you do.
I do.
There are other negotiations, but parking is number one.
I do.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Thank you very much.
You did it.
It's this one, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Do you think I can do it?
Oh, it's okay.
I'll do my best.
The punk repair of my dream.
I can finally do it.
You've finally made it.
It's open.
And I think to myself...
What I wanna become...
Wow, it looks good!
It's pretty good quality.
Thank you.
It's a little noisy in here.
Look, it's being scouted!
Close it up.
It's done!
Wow!
It's done!
What kind of hug is that?!
What is this?!
I thought it was because of Kaneko-san...
But thanks to Kaneko-san...
I had a good experience. Thank you.
You're amazing.
It seems like Takahashi-san got even more interested in repairing bicycles.
Two days after the shoot...
He went to Kaneko-san and Matthews-san's place.
Personally.
He went to see them.
And from Kaneko-san...
He was given the title of "Matthews Workshop Yaoi Store".
From now on...
He's going to tell the owner of the bicycle repair shop...
The correct phone number.
Thank you for your next request.
The next request is from Nishii Makoto-san, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
She's 53 years old and works for a company.
I work on a golf course. I'm going to buy ducks in that golf course pond.
However, there are many external enemies of ducks, such as lizards and raccoons, near the pond.
For that reason, I also built a magnificent duck house that protects ducks from external enemies.
The door also has a properly closed cycle and the security environment is perfect for a house.
However, all 21 ducks do not try to approach the duck house and live in the pond all the time.
Even after many years, they never enter the house.
Please let me fulfill my dream of entering the house and closing the door of my pride, Mr. Duck- lover Detective Duck-lovers.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You are the most duck-lover in this industry.
I'm already celebrated as a duck-lover in the entertainment industry.
There are many external enemies.
In a normal duck house, if you are attacked while there is a duck in it, there is no escape and you will all be killed in one fell swoop.
You have to avoid that.
After thinking about it, I pulled the string from the back and checked that everyone had entered and set up a cycle that could close the door.
Even though you have set up a perfect duck house, not a single duck has entered.
You can't leave it like this, so I said it again and again.
Did the ducks really enter the duck house?
Please watch the video.
We are now at Kamioka City's Reisen Golf Club.
Hello.
Are you Mr. C.C.?
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
So...
The ducks...
Yes.
...have been bought.
Hall 17.
Wow, this is amazing!
What?!
Is this the duck house?!
Yes, it is.
What?! This is handmade?!
Yes, it is.
This is amazing!
It's crying a lot!
Oh, there it is!
Wow!
Wow, it's huge!
Is it this big?!
Yes, it is.
But it's only four months old.
Are these males and females?
The male has green hair.
The green one is the male.
Yes.
And the sober one is the female.
That's right.
Oh, I see.
It's a magnificent...
Yes.
...slope.
There's a path, but...
It won't come back.
This is so sad!
Is it this rope?
Yes, it is.
If you pull it...
Oh, it's heavy!
Wow, this is amazing!
Oh, I see!
Wow!
So you want to experience...
...if it's working or not?
You want to tighten it...
...when the duck is inside.
Oh, I see!
Wow!
Wow, this is amazing!
Wow!
Oh, it's a hand!
Because of this...
...it's hand-tied.
Oh!
So you want it...
...to come in without mistake...
...but it doesn't come in at all.
Wow!
Wow, this is amazing!
This is fun!
Wow, this is fun!
Lol!
What a happiness!
Cute!
There are so many reactions.
If you feed it here, it will come here.
If you feed it there, it will go there.
Does it mean...
...if you feed it on that rope...
...it will eat?
How high should we put it?
It's not coming up.
It's coming, it's coming!
It's coming up, it's coming up!
It's good, it's good!
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
It's only two, but it's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
Now there are two...
Huh? There's only one...
Huh? Huh?
I hope it comes up, everyone!
Look, look!
It's only eating one!
Everyone, if it comes up...
I wonder why...
I wonder if there's a reason for this stress...
But it's always like...
It wants to live where it is as much as possible...
It doesn't want to go up as much as possible...
Ah, it ran away...
With a sound...
Donkeys...
Don't they have a habit of following their parents?
With children...
Yes, yes, yes...
There are donkeys crossing roads, right?
Yes, yes, yes...
Can we use that habit?
It's done!
Ta-dah!
It became a duck!
Exactly.
With this...
We'll attract those ducks...
It's a duck...
He's running away.
He's very cautious.
But if you think about it calmly...
I guess so.
What?
But...
If you think about it calmly...
I guess so.
What?
Did you have fun?
I'm having fun, but...
You're all laughing.
He's pretty dangerous.
I don't like dying like this.
He's fixing it in a hurry.
He's going home without saying anything.
It was really dangerous.
It's okay. It's better than that.
But if you think about it...
It's my first encounter with a duck.
It's a lie for a first encounter man to do such a thing as a parent.
Please come in.
I didn't know there was such a mask.
Then, as a parent duck...
Let's put everyone in the shed.
He's here.
The parent duck is here.
It's so fast.
He's running away at great speed.
But you want to eat the feed, so you came close.
Come up. Come up.
He's very cautious.
He's running away a lot.
It's a loss.
It's a pity.
Really.
Originally, I think...
There's a winning side, isn't there?
There is.
He's an expert, isn't he?
Let's ask him about it.
Good morning. I'm a detective of "Detective Night Scoop"
I'm Tamura, a detective.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's been a month?
It's been a month, but you haven't come back to Kamogoya even once.
It doesn't matter if you force me to come back, but it's important for me to get used to it.
It's important for you to get used to it.
It's easy for me to get used to it.
I see.
It's more important for you to know me than for me to hate me at first.
It's important for you to know me than for me to hate me at first.
It's better for you to know me than for me to hate me at first.
It's sad if you run away by a slope.
Let's make a situation where you can only go up the slope by putting a net or something next to the slope so that you can't run away.
What I want to confirm is...
How deep is the pond?
I don't know.
You don't know?
It can't be okay, right?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I'm getting excited!
I want you to succeed!
It's coming!
Oh no!
It's coming!
Oh no!
It's so slippery!
I can't do it!
I'm connecting the back of the slope and the net.
Once I bring them to the middle,
they will surround me from this side.
Please don't let me escape!
You have to bring the net over here.
I see.
I'll hand you the net.
You have to hold the rod while you do it.
That's right.
It's coming!
Oh no!
It's coming!
What are you doing, Mr. Ishii?
I'm exercising.
Let's bring them to the middle of the slope.
I can't do it because it's so slippery.
It's coming!
Mr. Ishii's original technique!
It's called "inoue style".
Let's bring them to the inside of the slope and make a course.
Let's make a course and bring them to the middle of the slope.
Let's bring them to the middle of the slope with a board.
Where should we put the board?
At the end of the slope.
Good job!
It's big!
Get on it!
It's on it!
Good job!
Let's put one on it.
Can you do it like this?
Let's go to the middle of the slope.
Good job!
OK!
It's going up!
Mr. Nishii, get ready!
It's going up!
There's more above you.
Let's eat up.
Everyone is eating up.
You guys are eating up.
Can you eat up?
There's more above you.
The food above you is more delicious.
Believe me!
I'm famous for not lying.
Hurry up!
One more!
OK! It's in!
It's in!
Mr. Nishii, close it!
It's in!
Yes!
Mr. Nishii, close it!
It's in!
Yes!
Close it!
It's in!
Close it!
Yes!
It's closed!
Yes!
It's amazing!
I did it!
Mr. Nishii, what do you think of this picture?
It's amazing!
You wanted to see this picture, didn't you?
The door is closed.
You can't sit down.
There's water and food.
We regularly do push-ups.
I won't help you from next time.
Golfers do push-ups and make you get used to it.
From now on, I'll do push-ups.
Thank you very much.
From now on, I'll make you do push-ups and make you get used to it.
Thank you very much.
They're amazing.
They're smart.
But I'm worried about one thing.
If you don't do push-ups properly, you'll go this way if you bend too much.
Please don't hit your chin when you go around Hall 17.
That was really dangerous.
I didn't know.
The last person is Chie Kugo, who lives in Kobe City.
She's 33 years old.
When my husband changed my daughter's diaper, she was only two months old, I asked her how much she pooped.
She said, "I think it's a lot of poop."
I said, "Don't make a mistake and say it's a lot of poop."
I said it with a normal face.
"Have you ever had pooped?" I said.
Then my husband wrote "unico" and said, "There has never been a man who hasn't pooped since he became an adult."
I can't believe it. Please look it up.
And I have another request like this.
It's a request from Tomohide Kubo, who lives in Kobe City, who is 36 years old.
The other day, I argued with my wife about my daughter's diaper.
Anyway, my wife says that there are hardly any people who poop when they grow up.
As long as I'm a man, I don't think there's anyone who hasn't pooped since they've grown up.
Please look it up in the city and tell me what an adult man you don't know is like.
I'm embarrassed.
As you may have noticed, Kubo and his wife sent the two requests separately.
That's amazing.
That's right.
I'd like to ask you, detectives.
Have you ever pooped since you became an adult?
Yes!
I've never pooped since I became an adult!
We say this, but have we really?
We've looked into it.
Please look it up.
Thank you.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I'd like to talk about your poop problem.
- Your poop problem. - I'm sorry.
I understand.
It's so cute in here.
Thank you.
It's wonderful.
So...
You're talking about your pee, right?
Yes.
First of all, do men in society really pee?
By the way, in your life so far...
Yes.
...have you ever heard of someone peeing on you?
For men, it's like...
I peed on you yesterday.
Is there such a person?
There's no such person.
Yes, there is.
I've done it a few times.
Since I became an adult.
I've been living like that.
And I've been holding back my pee as usual.
I like holding back my pee.
It's like this, right?
But overall...
It's like this and it's loose here and it's like this.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
It's like that for everything.
Everything?
It's like "overall."
What are you saying about me peeing on you?
I thought it was painful.
Wait a minute.
Today...
Our staff...
Raise your hand if you're aware of peeing on you.
3/4.
Mr. Camera?
Yes.
4/4.
I've peed on everyone.
But not on the team that peed on me.
I'm sure you've peed on someone.
Wait...
You know, right?
I'd like you to know what men are like medically.
I've called an expert.
Please listen to what he has to say.
Hello.
Hello, Mr. Kami.
Mr. Kami, please have a seat.
Mr. Kami, have you ever peed after you grew up?
Yes, I have.
See?
If you pee in the train...
It's hell.
You're walking like this.
Yes, yes.
You're walking like this.
It happens.
Can I say something?
Yes.
I'm a detective of the police department.
Seriously?
Can I say something?
Dad...
Dad!
Have you ever peed?
Please tell me the truth.
Yes, I have.
Thank you.
Can I say something?
Have you ever peed after you grew up?
That's a big question.
You have, don't you?
No, I haven't.
Are you kidding me?
What?
Don't make it sound like a movie.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Including peeing and stuff like that.
Thank you very much.
I've never seen a man who hasn't peed himself.
I'm looking into it today.
You haven't said that, have you?
I'm sure you've all peed yourself, haven't you?
I'm sure you've said it.
Right? Thank you very much.
As the first person to say it...
I've seen it.
Have you ever peed yourself, sir?
Well...
Yeah, I have.
You do, don't you?
I don't care anymore.
I can't do anything about it anymore.
You can't do anything about it anymore?
I can't do anything about it anymore.
Do you pee a lot?
Well...
I can't even pee half of it, but I do pee a lot.
Be careful.
Thank you.
You don't pee anymore, do you?
Thank you very much.
Is it recording?
It's recording.
Welcome back.
Are you a couple?
Yes, we are.
Can we talk for a minute?
Sure.
Sir...
Since you've grown up...
Have you ever peed yourself?
What?
No, I haven't.
That's right.
What did you do with that dirty thing?
When I go to work...
I prepare it and put it in my backpack.
So that you can pee yourself?
Yes, so that I can pee myself.
I'm a professional.
Are you a chef?
Yes, I am.
Have you...
Have you ever peed yourself?
Yes, I have.
By the way, have you ever peed yourself?
No, I haven't.
I'm still doing it.
If I do it, I'll have to quit.
If you're going to pee yourself...
That's when you retire?
Yes, that's right.
I understand.
I'm embarrassed.
Do you do it every year?
I love it, but I don't do it.
That's funny!
Can I say a little bit?
That's funny!
Do you poop often?
What?
Sometimes?
Do you know it?
Why do you know it?
Do you have an advantage?
By the way, do you poop?
Yes, I do.
When I caught a cold.
Both of you?
When I caught a cold, I sneezed.
When you caught a cold.
Do you know it?
I don't say it.
Are you okay?
Don't say it!
Have you ever pooped since you became an adult?
No, I haven't.
I have never pooped.
He said he has never pooped.
What?
I think I have.
Do you do something like this?
I think I did it when I was lazy in the middle of the night.
You did it, didn't you?
I think I did it.
And you did it about your underwear.
I think I did it.
You did it.
I did it.
Have you ever peed in your underwear as an adult?
No, I haven't.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sure you haven't.
What do you think? I haven't peed in my underwear. I don't think it's attractive.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
It's my birthday today.
I'm sorry.
But you have it, right?
Yes, I do.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's my birthday.
I'm a detective.
Can I do it?
Have you ever peed in your underwear?
I don't think you have.
Not even once.
If you think you have, do it.
I don't think I have.
I'm sure you haven't.
I go to the bathroom and take off my underwear.
I don't think you have.
Because I'm educated.
I used to be an English teacher.
Are you kidding me?
You told me to pee in the bathroom.
Yes, I did.
What a father and mother you are!
That's wonderful.
Have you ever peed in your underwear except for the bathroom?
Well...
I do it when I'm sleeping.
You do it when you're sleeping.
I don't think you're educated to do it until you're sleeping.
Are you married?
Yes, I am.
Thank you.
Well...
Have you ever peed in your underwear since you became an adult?
Right?
Yes, I have.
What kind of pee is it?
Do you do it properly or not?
I don't do it properly.
Do you do it properly?
When I'm drunk and come home in the morning,
have you ever told me "I'm sorry"?
I do it as it is.
Do you go to the bathroom and...
Wait a minute.
Are you sure you do it properly?
Do you think so?
When you come home in the morning and pee,
do you say "I'm sorry" properly?
I see.
Are you sure you do it properly?
Yes, I am.
Hello.
Is this your family?
No.
What is it?
She is a teacher of a university.
A teacher of a university.
She is a teacher of a university.
Have you ever peed in your underwear since you became an adult?
Yes, I have.
Do you have a teacher?
Yes, I have.
Thank you.
Do you have a teacher?
Yes, I have.
Do you have a teacher?
Actually, I do.
Do you have a teacher?
You are 100% sure, aren't you?
It's not 100%, but it's almost 100%.
And what's amazing is...
Have you ever peed in your underwear since you became an adult?
All of you answered me so properly.
It's like Osaka.
If it was Tokyo, you would have been kicked several times.
Thank you.
That's the result.
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How was it?
The duck was...
I don't know how to describe it.
It was really good.
But I also wanted to try a few useless challenges.
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