AISubs v3.5
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I can capture you and make you crazy
I hugged you tighter than usual
I'm also from Kansai, and I'm really happy to be sitting in this position on this show.
Thank you very much.
I didn't think I'd be able to be on this show.
That's how it is, really.
I hope you'll enjoy it from day one.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's have the first request today.
Yes, the first person is from Kojima Kyoko, 37 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a housewife.
Good evening, detectives of NISTA.
Good evening.
My first request is about my husband's troublesome sleeping habits.
His sleeping habits are taking off his pajamas and pants and only his lower half of his body is naked.
He says he has no memory of taking them off at all, but when he wakes up almost every morning, his lower half of his body is naked.
Not only at home, but also at my parents' and friends' homes, no matter where we sleep, my lower half of my body is naked when I wake up in the morning.
Why does my husband take off his pajamas?
How does he do it?
So, please.
Can you watch my husband take off his pants and become naked with me?
I hope you can think of future measures based on that video.
I see. That's a serious mission.
Yes, it is.
I have a request from my wife.
By showing this video to the whole country, she may feel embarrassed about it and try to stop him from taking off his pajamas.
It's a bit of a rough idea.
So, I'm going to take it off.
I hope you can see whether I was able to take it off at the decisive moment.
Good evening.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
There is a cute girl, too.
Good evening.
She is cute.
Good evening.
She is wearing pants.
When did you start taking it off?
I think I have been taking it off for more than a year.
I sleep with my child.
Is your bedroom separate?
It is separate.
I don't know why I am taking it off.
What did you hate most about your husband taking it off?
At my parents' house...
At your parents' house?
Yes.
At my parents' house, when I made up for Golden Week...
Yes.
At my parents' house, I became barefoot.
Wow!
Both top and bottom.
Depending on the night?
That's right.
My mother used to put a blanket on me.
I have a daughter.
My daughter's friends also come over.
If I make a mistake...
If you make a mistake...
Yes.
I might get a fine.
Yes.
I might not be able to go over.
That's a problem.
Good evening.
Fujii!
Yes.
You know what you are doing.
I think I heard it from my wife.
Yes.
How is it now? Is it only the bottom? Or is it all?
When it's at its peak, it's all.
- All of them! - All of them are tied up like this.
The next one is already undone, only the bottom is undone.
The other one is one leg with pants and pants hanging and not undone.
That's right, only these three.
There's nothing else.
You sound like you're in a good mood.
Dad, look behind you.
It's painful, isn't it?
- What is he talking about? - That's right.
More than anything, it's her.
- She's still young, but... - That's right.
- When you get older... - That's right.
- You'll find it hard to maintain a father - daughter relationship, right? - That's right.
- It's different in Iran. - That's right.
- Let's fix it! - Let's fix it.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- It's good! - It's good, isn't it?
- It's good. - It's good, it's good.
- Well, eat as much as you like. - Yes, thank you for it.
- Here you go. - You're amazing, ma'am.
- No, no, it's like a shop. - How is it?
- No, you're a good wife, ma'am. - Is it good?
- You have a good feeling and your house is beautiful. - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Your waist is in good shape. - Thank you!
- It's coming out, isn't it? - That's too much.
- No, it's good.
- I love Beaz. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I like Beaz. - Yes.
- I like Beaz. - Oh, there's a concert.
- There is, isn't there? - Yes, yes, yes.
- There was Mr. Matsumoto of Beaz in a Shinkansen audition vehicle. - What?!
- Really?! - Thanks to my father, I met him.
- A moist man. - Yes.
- By removing the sensitivity, humans move and meet with Beaz. - Wow!
- It's a butterfly effect. - Here...
- Beaz makes music for me, doesn't he? - That's right.
- It's hot, isn't it? - When it gets hot, I get carried away.
- It's hot, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- It's fun. - Stop it!
- Yes.
- Stop it! - This is my performance!
- Yes. - Yes.
- I thought you looked like someone. - Yes.
- You look like Ms. Miyane who doesn't know how society works. - Miyane?!
- I've been told that! - Yes, you have.
- But you don't know how society works.
- I'll get sick if I keep saying it.
- OK, today's theme is... - Yes.
- Please open your eyes wide. - I'll never open my eyes wide.
- I hope you're happy. - I'm going to sleep.
- Good night. - See you, Franche.
- I'm quite drunk. - You're a good person.
- You're cute. - Thank you.
- You're 200 million times cuter than me.
- Good night. - Good night!
- Good night, ma'am. - Good night.
- Ma'am, let's go to bed. - Yes.
- You were even more excited than I was. - Yes, I was.
- I said, "I'm tired." - You said, "stomp"? - Yes, "stomp."
- I couldn't move at all. - Really?
- I thought you'd be able to sleep, but you were able to sleep.
- With all these cameras... - Well...
- I thought you'd be able to sleep, but you were able to sleep.
- Where is it? It's on my knee.
- My hip... - Turn your head.
It was close.
It wasn't close, but it was close.
I started to move a little.
- Your legs opened up. - My legs opened up.
My hands are close to my pants.
My hands... My hands... My hands went in!
They went in! They went in!
There it is! There it is! There it is! A hand went in!
It's moving! It's moving!
So, what do we do? What do we do?
It went in completely. It went in! It went in! It went in!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Did it come? Did it come?
Is there any information?
Wait a minute! I took it off!
I took it off! I took it off!
It's touching! A man is touching over there!
A man... A man is touching over there!
Ma'am...
It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing! Both hands! A man is touching over there with both hands!
It's so embarrassing!
It's touching so much!
Ma'am, look at me! Look at my waist! It's crazy!
It's crazy!
It's touching me so much!
It's like... like an instrument!
Like an instrument! Look! It's touching me! It's playing!
It's embarrassing!
An instrument! It's an instrument, isn't it?
It's getting louder, isn't it?
It's red! It's red! Its face is also red!
It's crazy! It's red!
Ma'am... Look at me! Look at me!
It's crazy!
It's touching me! It's touching me so much!
On the TV, there is a picture of a creature like this in a wild kingdom.
You are crying, aren't you?
Why?
I feel sorry for you.
Like this...
Hey...
You're crying.
Why are you crying?
It's a little pathetic and shocking and shocking and...
I don't know, it's the first time I've felt like this.
I can't express it anymore, I don't know.
Me too, me too.
Really?
Oh, it's awake.
It's awake, it's awake, it's awake.
It's awake, it's awake, it's awake, it's awake.
I'm in the bathroom.
Are you coming back?
I'll take off your clothes and put them in your underwear.
Oh, you're right.
I hope you come back.
You're not coming back?
I don't feel like coming back.
Oh, you're awake!
Attack on Titan.
Oh, you're back.
You're back a little.
Underwear, underwear, underwear!
I'm looking for underwear.
Underwear, underwear, underwear!
I'm looking for underwear.
I can't wear it!
Oh, you're awake!
No way!
Ma'am.
Yes?
Is this the truth?
What do you think?
It was more than I expected.
It was shocking.
I was holding a pillow.
I've never washed this pillow before.
I was able to shoot a shocking video.
I took it out of the toilet for an hour and a half.
It said, "Go to the bathroom and pee."
How can you fix it?
I'll flush it down the toilet and draw a bridge.
It's a shocking video.
Let's move on to the next visitor.
This is a request from Kenta Murakami, a 23-year- old fleeter who lives in Osaka City.
I have a complex.
My nipples are very pink.
As I grew up, I heard that my nipples would turn brown or black.
But I don't feel that at all.
Even if I go to the beach or the pool, my nipples are pink. Don't you laugh at me?
I wonder if you're offended.
Wherever I go, I can't enjoy it from the bottom of my heart.
I'm ready to live as a pink-nipped human being.
But I don't want to give up yet.
Can you do something about it?
I don't know.
He's serious about his problem.
But he doesn't like pink.
So he's been working hard to solve it.
Did his nipples change color?
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you Murakami? - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
My nipples...
Yes, they're pinker than human nipples.
- In a way... - Yes.
...black nipples seem to be more common in the world?
Yes, but for men,
brown or black nipples are more masculine to me.
When I was 16, I went to the beach with my friends.
And I got teased there.
That's when I realized I was pink.
- Were you aware of it? - A little.
But I was still 16, and as I grew up...
- I see. - ...my nipples got darker.
- I see. - Yes.
- They say if you touch it, it gets darker. - Yes.
So I kept touching it every day.
- By yourself? - Yes.
When I was about 18, it didn't change at all.
- So you kept touching it for two years? - Yes.
But it didn't change in color.
On the contrary, it got a little chubbier.
But I didn't want it to get worse.
So I stopped touching it.
That's a stupid story.
That's a really stupid story.
How pink is it?
It's like your nipples.
From white to pink, it's like your nipples.
Like I said, it's like your nipples.
- It's white on the outside. - I see.
I see.
How did you spend the past two years?
Well...
Watching TV and stuff like that.
Just watching.
And in the bath, rubbing against towels.
It hurt so much.
Actually...
- I have a problem with my nipples too. - Okay.
When I think about it now, my nipples are high.
You used to say you had big nipples.
When I think about it now, my nipples are high.
So this part...
has a protruding force.
A breaking force.
- Can I touch it? - Yes.
Excuse me.
How is it?
It feels like touching a lizard.
How is it? Do you want me to look for it?
Which one do you want me to look for?
Among these, which one is the best?
Oh, it's good.
Oh, is it? How much is it?
80 points.
Oh, it's expensive.
By the way, how much did I get?
Well, about 40 points.
Oh, I'm very nervous.
On the contrary, that person looks a little ugly.
Oh, ugly comrade.
Fifty points.
Fifty points...
Only fifty points left.
Somehow...
The top of the breast is working hard, but there is nothing below.
The breast from the nipple is working hard.
What is this? Is it the same as the moon?
Wow! A typical nipple!
Mohan acting!
Isn't it?
Somehow...
What is it?
It looks like it's coming out of a picture book.
A picture book?
This is how men make it.
It's good.
If it was a little darker...
Oh, it's a little light.
Well, it certainly turned pink.
It's a little reddish.
But the shape is amazing.
It's very beautiful.
Yes.
Ninety...
About three points.
Wow!
What is the color of one hundred points?
One hundred points...
Yes.
If you get used to this color, you can die.
After all, it's halfway between black and brown and this...
A little dark...
Yes.
Between black and brown...
Oh, it's pretty...
Wow!
Really?
Is the game this good?
Wow! Really?
Is it?
This...
Somehow...
But a little...
This is pretty dark...
Excuse me, but my admiration is like this...
Really?
Yes.
Then I'll go...
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey...
No, no...
Hey, hey, hey...
No...
I'm having fun!
I'm having fun...
I'll talk!
When will you say that?
It was later than I thought.
Yes.
It was later than I thought.
Yes.
- Like this? - Like this.
- Really? - Yes.
- This one? - Yes.
It's really black.
- But it's more masculine than this one. - This one?
- Yes. - I see.
How is it?
- It's good. - I see.
It's not embarrassing at all.
It's better than before.
It's full of confidence.
- This one is better. - Yes.
- I'll drop this one. - Yes.
- This one is... - What?
- "Yes, sir." - What does "yes, sir" mean?
Why?
It's like "will you go back?"
- I see. - Yes.
- It's not "will you be blown by me?" - Yes.
- It's "will you go back to pink?" - Yes.
- But this one is... - Yes.
- It's black, so... - I see.
- It's "will you go back?" - Yes.
- It's not "will you go back to pink?" - No.
Ouch!
- It's a little embarrassing. - I see.
- It's "will you go back?" - "Will you go back?"
Will you go back?
- Can you go back to pink? - I can't go back to pink.
- It's like "will you go back?" - I see.
- It's "will you go back?" - Yes.
- I've burned it once. - I see.
- But it's not "will you go back?" - I see.
- It's like "will you go back?" - I see.
- You burn it so it doesn't hurt, right? - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- Let's think about it. - Yes.
I'll burn it like this.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
It's perfect.
I said it on purpose, but it's perfect.
- Hello. - Hello.
Welcome.
- I came here because I have a problem. - Yes.
I want you to make my nipples brown.
What? Nipples?
- Only nipples? - Only nipples.
What kind of request is that?
Do you think I'm a god?
Can you burn your nipples?
I can burn my whole body.
- Really? - Yes.
- You can burn your nipples. - I can burn them.
For female customers,
if they don't want their nipples to be black,
- they use nipples. - I see.
I'll let you go home.
- Owner and manager. - Yes.
- Later? - No, right now.
- How would you rate it? - I'd give it about 100 points.
- Thank you. - There you go.
- As expected of you. - As expected of you.
- The owner of a tanning salon. - Thank you.
It's good for your body.
Like this. I'll do this for 40 minutes.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Then only two and more. - Yes.
Now...
You're already panting. Are you okay?
- You look like a dehydrated girl. - No, I'm fine.
- Is this okay? - Yes.
You sweat a lot.
- Please check the color of the mechanism. - Yes.
Go ahead.
Huh?
Wow...
It hasn't changed much.
- Well... - Yes.
- It's a little darker now. - Yes.
It's a little darker now, but...
But...
Is it darker on the left side?
The color will come out more tomorrow.
- I see. - Yes.
It's more familiar for me.
- It's more familiar for me. - I see.
- I'm satisfied with it tomorrow.
Wow...
It's more familiar for me...
than I imagined.
- Was it that fun? - Yes.
You're sweating a lot and you're covering your face.
You look like a desert man.
- And... - Yes.
- Does it get darker? - Yes.
- It gets darker. - Wow...
- The more you breathe... - Yes.
- The darker your nipples get. - Yes.
No, it's more painful.
- Is it? - If it's like this...
even if it's pink...
I think it's fine.
I don't think...
this is all about masculinity.
- He finally realized it. - Finally...
Chikubi is bringing out masculinity.
He finally realized it after all that suffering.
- Unfortunately... - It's fun again.
I came here.
I said it was perfect, but even if I say it, there is still a little gap.
So, the color went in properly, and it became black up to the skin around the nipples, and now it's selling a lot.
- It seems like it's coming in a different way. - It's coming in a different way, but it's more like it.
- Yes, thank you for your last request today. - Yes, the last person is Hideko Nakagawa, who lives in Kanagawa Prefecture.
- It's a request from a 35-year-old person. - Yes.
Director Nishita, Secretary Erika, detectives, we are always watching you while you are moved and cry, and you are laughing so much with little jokes.
- It's a little girl. - And one of my favorites is when you go up to your house in the middle of the night to check the ratings. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm in Kanagawa now, but until I got married, I lived in your hometown, Suminoe Ward, Osaka. - I see.
- So it's been a while since I asked you to check the ratings around there. - I see.
- So... - Old man...
- What's wrong with you? - Old man...
- I came to Suminoe when I was in 6th grade, and I grew up there. - Suminoe?
- Suminoe. It's Suminoe. - I see.
- But since I had a child, I went to my hometown to see if you would go there. - I see.
- So I went there to check the ratings. - I see.
- It's really... - What's wrong with you?
- I came back to my hometown to check the ratings. It's a little past 11 o'clock now.
- Oh, hello. - You're wrong.
- Oh, good evening. - Good evening.
- Are you used to it? - No, no.
- Well, perhaps... - Night scoop.
- Perhaps... - Yes.
- No, I'm not used to it. - Really?
- Well, it starts at 17 minutes and 30 seconds. - It does?
- Yes. - Wow.
- Can you go back a little more?
- Go back? - Yes. - Hey! Go back and say "can picture," you know? - No. - Do it, do it, do it. - No, well... - Do it. - What are you thinking about? - No, no, I'm just wondering if you're watching the viewership right now. - No.
- Can I? - Yes.
- Can I? - Yes, yes.
- Can you let me talk for a bit? - Go ahead.
- Yes, please.
- Well, excuse me. - Yes.
- Wait, wait, wait. Can you see me? - Yes, we can see you.
- Can you see me? - Yes, we can see you.
- What? - Can you see me?
- What? - Well, I'm a little embarrassed again.
- Can you see me? - No, it's fine.
- It's fine. - You're all colored.
- I've been fat for 30 years. - I see you.
- Yes.
- No, no, no. - It's 10 minutes before the broadcast.
- What? What do you mean?
- Detective Naito Scoop. - The one that watches a lot.
- Detective Naito Scoop. - That one.
- Viewership survey. - That one.
- Detective Naito Scoop. - The one that watches a lot.
- Don't eat me. - That one.
- I'm embarrassed. - Open it up.
- It's hot.
- Are you okay? - Thank you.
- Are you okay? - You're too fat.
- I'm not fat. - You're too fat.
- I'm not fat, right? - You're fat.
- I'm not fat. - You're fat.
- I'm not fat. - You're so fat.
- I'm embarrassed. - What are you doing?
- Can I stay like this? - Which one?
- This one. - Naturally?
- Not dirty? - Naturally.
- This is the best. - Staying like this.
- That's right. - Really?
- You always watch movies. - I do.
- You still have a beautiful voice.
- But you don't look like you'd like it. - Not now.
- Not now? - Yeah.
- You look like you're scared. - That's not true.
- I don't go in that easily.
- You did me a favor. - You're funny.
- I'm sorry to let you in while you're out with the dog. - No, no, you can go in.
- It's perfect, thank you. - Thank you.
- It's really good. - It's really good.
- Thank you so much. - It's only two minutes before.
- Oh, two minutes before, thank you. - Yes.
- I'm counting on you. - Good luck.
- You said "good luck" like this. - Good luck.
- He said like this. - Yes, like you said.
- It's natural, so it might be unfair. - Don't worry about it.
Natural ones are tastier, right?
Natural...
Natural eels are tasty, right?
- It's good. - It's good.
- What can I say? - It's good.
- It's good, it's good.
It's started!
- Now, viewers... - Yes?
What's your name?
- Yataro. - Yataro!
- No, no... - It's Itamura.
Oh, Itamura-san! Then...
- I'll go! - Yes, do your best!
Do your best!
I'll go!
- Yes, be careful! - I'll go!
Now, viewers...
Yes?
Now, I'll go...
- Where is it? - Where?
Where?
- It's peeling off so much! - It's peeling off...
Ouch!
It's peeling off so much!
Ken-chan!
Night school.
How many do you want?
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
I can't hear you at all because of the dog's voice.
It's okay as long as you meet me.
That's right.
The dog again.
It's really scary.
Good evening.
I'm a soldier.
What?
I'm a soldier.
A soldier?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
It's like this.
What is it?
View rate survey.
What is it?
Night school.
You're lying.
It's true.
Why are you here?
Just look at me.
I thought you were lying.
I thought you were a soldier I knew.
Good luck.
Yes.
I'm telling you.
Excuse me, but...
I've been looking for you at the night club.
Can you come down?
Oh, excuse me.
Were you sleeping?
Can you turn on the TV?
Does your neck hurt?
Your neck?
Look at this.
You two?
My wife is sleeping now.
She's sleeping?
You two are very talkative.
What did you do?
Does your neck hurt?
Are you okay?
This is school.
You don't have to worry about me.
Take good care of this.
Thank you.
I'm a little surprised.
This is very expensive.
How much is it? One meter?
It's 86 and 80.
One meter and 86?
You have a good dog.
Take care of it every week.
I'm counting on you.
I'm sorry.
Come again.
Make sure you watch it.
It's heavy.
What did you do today?
I'm sorry. I was sleeping.
Do you want me to check it?
No, I don't want you to check it.
Do you want me to check it?
No, I don't want you to check it.
Will you watch it every week?
Thank you.
Will you watch it?
Yes.
Are you sure you won't watch it?
I'll close it for you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you won't.
What is it?
Please come in.
Please come in?
You opened it because you wanted me to come in, didn't you?
Please go upstairs.
She said "please go upstairs."
Look, "please go upstairs."
What is it?
I want you to see it.
What is it?
The entrance door was open, but what is it?
You wanted me to come in, didn't you?
I want you to see it.
What is it?
Please go upstairs.
What is it?
Who are you?
You're Kagaya's senior, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're Kagaya's senior, aren't you?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Excuse me. - Go ahead.
- It's really dirty in here. - No, it's fine.
- Oh, I've seen you before. - Yes, I've seen you.
- Thank you. - Yes.
- I want to learn this.
- Do you know it? - I've heard of it, but I don't know it.
- You don't know it? - No.
- Okay, after you know it, put on make-up.
- Put on make-up! - I don't know it.
- Okay. - I don't know it, either.
- Boys!
- What are you doing? - I'm sleeping.
- Sleeping? - Yes.
- What are you doing? - I'm sleeping.
- Really? - Yes. - But you're sleeping. - I'm not sleeping.
- Why? - I'm not sleeping.
- Night Scoob. - What? - Mentai. - I'm not sleeping. - I'm not sleeping.
- That big father and son. - Yes. - Do you really watch it? - One minute left. - One minute.
- Yes. - Oh, hello. - Yes, we do watch it. - You do? - Yes. - Do you really watch it? - Yes, we do.
- 20 seconds and 5 seconds of action. - Yes, 5 seconds of action. - This is tough. - Well, sit here.
- Mr. Ebiji, I won't stand still until you give me a more regular one. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm
Now, we have some news for you, Fudoku-san.
Today, Koman and Furuta Atsuya-san have been appointed as this year's new caster for the hot water instructor school!
Thank you for having me.
Koman, please tell us about your enthusiasm.
The Hot Water Instructor Garden, or Summer Instructor Garden Competition, will begin on August 6th.
It's the 100th anniversary of high school baseball.
I think high school baseball will be a hot battle for this commemorative competition, and we'd like to host it with passion.
Thank you for having me.
Please take a look!
Now, we've answered three of your requests, but Koman, how do you feel about it?
Well, the first comment, "I'll sew it up in the middle of the night",
to be honest, while watching the VTR, I didn't know what I was watching.
It's a little shocking, isn't it?
But don't take it too seriously!
That's how it is.
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