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This is the only time I can get carried away and kiss you more than usual
Catch you while you keep dancing the seek
Let's start with the first request!
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Kanako Kawata, 29 years old, from Amagasaki City, Hyogo Prefecture.
I have something I would like you to do for me about my son.
My son Eugene, who will be six years old, saw the anime "Ikkyu-san" and he went to a temple like Ikkyu-san and strongly wished to become a priest.
It seems that his feelings are getting stronger and stronger, and he said to the girl he loved in kindergarten, "I'm sorry I can't get married because I'm going to be a priest."
Like Ikkyu-san, he seems to be prepared to leave his parents and enter a temple, but I don't think he can endure the training because he is not good at getting up early.
Would you please let him experience the training of a temple and teach him the strictness of the path of Buddha? Thank you very much!
What a great request!
He is an adult in kindergarten, and it is said that he is a "pokemon" or "yokai" but no, it's Ikkyu-san.
I see!
I love him so much!
Ikkyu-san is amazing!
Was he able to take the first step towards Ikkyu- san?
Please watch it!
It's early in the morning in the temple, so I came to pick him up at this time.
Good morning!
I'm going to take Yuji-kun to the temple today.
Is he sleeping?
Wow, he's sleeping!
Well, it's a normal six-year-old boy's sleeping face.
How cute!
Yuji-kun!
I'm going to the temple!
I'm going to the temple! Huh? I said I was going to the temple, but I just woke up.
I'm going to the temple for business. Are you going?
That's amazing!
Prepare your luggage.
Ikkyu-san is my favorite.
Ikkyu-san just went on a business trip and is six years old.
Oh, it's a six-year-old setting.
Are you going?
I think I will, but I don't think I will now.
You don't think you will now, do you?
Actually, I'm going to go now.
Huh? You're going to go now?
I'm going to go.
You're not going back, are you?
Yes, I am.
Go out!
That's right. You should say it with that kind of feeling.
Are you going?
You're not going back, are you?
You don't like toys anymore, do you?
You don't like sweets anymore, do you?
Oh, that's good.
Are you okay?
I'm a little sad.
You're sad, aren't you?
That's right.
Do you want me to stop?
Do you want me to stop doing this?
I want to be Ikkyu-san.
Ikkyu-san broke up with his mother like this, didn't he?
Say goodbye to your mother properly.
Bye-bye.
You can do it!
Sometimes I miss you, but you can do it!
See you later.
Ikkyu-san and Shuha can do the same training that Ikkyu-san did.
"Amazing!" "Amazing, isn't it?"
"Hello." "Hello." "Hello."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Kohara Yudo." "Nice to meet you, too."
"Tell me what you want to do." "I came here because I want to be a monk."
Yes.
It's tough. Are you okay?
Don't be stupid.
I give you a name to make it easier for you to call me.
Your name is Yujin.
"Your last name is Jin, isn't it?" "Jin-san." "Jin-san."
"Okay." "Jin-san."
"Why do you want to be a monk?" "Because I want to be kind."
"Because you want to be kind?" "Yes."
"Jin-san!" "What?" "Jin-san!" "Jin-san!"
Nice!
"Would you like to see it?" "Yes."
This is a dojo for Zen meditation.
It's called a Zen dojo.
First, enter from your left foot.
Come here.
Put your shoes on.
Say hello to the Buddha.
"Please come in." "Me, too?" "Please."
"Please sit on my lap." "Please sit on my lap."
Please sit on my lap.
That's right.
Can you put your right foot on my lap?
That's right.
Ow!
Now it's exactly five minutes.
"Even a six-year-old can't stay still like that for five minutes." "No, no, it's not easy."
"Oh, that's amazing." "All right." "That's amazing."
I'm going to wind it along the eyes of this tree.
"That's right, that's right, that's right." "Oh, it's heavy."
"Gin-san, there are a lot of things to wipe off." "There are a lot of things to wipe off."
"Oh, Gin-san, Gin-san, you forgot your bucket." "Oh, Gin-san, let's take the bucket." "Yes."
"Take it." "Yes." "Take it." "Thank you." "I'm not a junior anymore."
I heard that there are no people like Gin-san who are training in this temple.
"Are you going to stay at home all the time?" "Are you prepared for that?" "No, I can't do it until I grow up."
"You don't have to work so hard." "No, I'll do my best." "That's right."
"Do you want to be such a first-class person?" "Yes, that's right." "Why did you come to this temple?"
"It's hard." "It's hard, isn't it?" "Yes, it's hard."
"You're stepping on mosses." "I'm stepping on mosses, but I can't help it here."
Because it's a road here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
"Don't make this water dirty." "Okay." "Got it?" "Yes."
Okay, good job.
"It's crispy." "Yes, it's crispy."
Check it with your eyes and ears.
Check it with your nose and ears.
Okay?
"Thank you for it." "Thank you for it."
"It's good." "Yes."
"It's soft." "Yes, yes."
Thank you.
Wow, you're wearing a lot of clothes.
Do you have a car?
Ken-san, you live alone, so you don't have much to show off.
Why do you live alone, Ken-san?
Do you want me to tell you that?
I think it's too early for that.
Hello?
Hello, hello?
Oh, hello?
Hello, hello?
Yes, hello.
Well, hello.
You haven't shown me your tears even once since that day.
Oh, is that so?
I met you for the first time today, Osho-san.
If you were Osho-san, would you be able to ask him a lot of questions?
Yes, I would.
Because he has a kind face.
That's right. He has a kind face.
Don't forget what I taught you.
I won't forget.
Is it fun so far?
How is your training so far?
It's fun.
Don't you want to see your mom, sister, or dad?
No, I don't.
I do.
Which one?
I do.
If you were separated from your mom, you would want to see her, wouldn't you?
I would.
If you were separated from your mom when you were six years old, you would cry, wouldn't you?
I think I would cry.
But I wouldn't even think about separating from her.
You came all of a sudden. I'm surprised.
Frog!
Here?
Here.
Hey!
We're in the middle of training.
Yes.
You're not here to play, are you?
Welcome.
Hello.
I was asked by Professor Sukyoji to play the guitar.
Yes.
I'm here for it.
Yes.
My name is Jin.
Yes.
Please wait a moment.
Thank you for your hard work.
Hello.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Yes.
Good luck.
Yes.
Did you say it right?
You said it right, didn't you?
Why do you always look at me from behind like that?
Ah! Potato chips!
I'm eating Miya's...
...potato chips.
Do you like it?
I like it.
Please say you don't like it.
I'll say it for sure.
Let's continue our relationship like this.
No.
I don't want it.
You're smart.
Master!
I'm back.
Yes.
You didn't eat any snacks, did you?
No.
It was hard.
I see.
Jin, please say "thank you" and give it to your mother.
Yes.
Thank you for giving it to me.
Yes.
You were eating potato chips just now.
I didn't eat it.
Is that so?
Are you going to live here and train without going home anymore?
Yes.
That's what he's saying.
I'd be happy if Oshio-san and Jin-kun became Oshio- san's disciples.
But Jin-kun has Jin-kun's father and mother.
If you're willing to do it no matter what, I'll make you Jin-kun's disciple.
Yuji.
Yes?
If you're going to stay here, will you really not miss your mother?
Yes.
Can you promise me that?
Can you endure this kind of music?
(music)
Wait a minute. She's already crying.
Wait a minute.
Are you okay?
Even if you ask me, I can't cry.
Mom!
You did your best.
Are you going back to the training center again?
Hey, don't grow up again, okay?
Will you do me a favor?
Thank you very much.
You were a little lost, weren't you?
But I told you, right?
You're doing your best, right?
But you wanted a bookmark, didn't you?
I'm glad you're six years old now.
Don't cry, please.
You're so strong.
She's a really strong girl.
Even in the car, I tried to take her home.
But she said she would never go home.
She said she would never go home, but she would let me go home only for New Year's Day.
She would let me go home only for New Year's Day.
So I decided to stay here for a long time.
Next is Detective Maeda, Detective Koneta.
Yes, I've heard a lot of things.
First of all, Sakaishi's Akita Shotaro-san, 18 years old.
When my girlfriend's grandmother eats umeboshi that she made more than 10 years ago,
she says it's the best in the world and eats a lot.
But for me, it's sour or salty, it's very bad anyway, and my heart hurts when I eat it.
Please judge.
I don't know if my girlfriend is right or my boyfriend is wrong.
Chinae-san, 48 years old, from Sezouga Prefecture.
When you cross your index and middle fingers like this,
please touch something round like a ball.
A very strange illusion happens.
A strange illusion... What kind of illusion is it?
Yanase Chika-san, 35 years old, from Aichi Prefecture.
Ever since I was little, I've been doing this rolling tongue thing.
I couldn't do it when I was little.
But one day, I finally came up with this tongue thing.
But I don't use my tongue at all.
Chika-san, you seem to be able to make your throat vibrate.
Let me brag about you.
Sato Hideo-san, 52 years old, from Hyogo Prefecture.
Please try the yama wasabi-flavored fried squid with sesame seeds that a company called Edoya in Hokkaido has released.
The end.
I've been eating it.
Koube-shi, 18 years old, from Yosei Prefecture.
Do you know the game of rock-paper-scissors?
My friend Mio-chan has never won since she was born.
It's very cute and fun, so please watch it.
Will you watch it?
I want to watch it.
It looks weak.
Osaka-shi, Hayashi First District, 7 years old.
I'm a boy in the second year of elementary school.
I'm good at impersonating dinosaurs, and I don't feel like losing to anyone.
Kyoto Prefecture, Tanaka Prefecture, 36 years old.
I heard that professional wrestlers train their necks and other parts of their bodies like they're wearing armor all over their bodies.
Does that mean it's okay for me to receive electric shock?
Even if I get electric shock and break my nose, it's okay for my neck area, right?
This is a bit of a selfish request, but I have a feeling that you'll love it,
so please allow me to appear and investigate only you, detective.
If you can, please only investigate me, detective.
Please watch it!
Like this?
Yes. Please close your eyes.
Okay.
There's a ball, so please guess how many there are.
Okay.
How many balls are there?
There are two.
Please open it.
Wow, it's creepy.
I feel two.
My brain says there are two.
Wow, wow, wow, there is only one.
This is interesting.
Kobe
I'm here in Kobe.
This is Dragon Gate.
This is a professional wrestling organization that helped me last time.
It's been a while.
What are you doing today?
Today, I'm going to find out the true strength of professional wrestlers.
Full-body strength.
Full-body training.
I do it every day.
I'm strong everywhere.
It's true.
I'm strong everywhere.
Please show me.
It's strong there, too.
I'll show you.
It hurts.
You're screwed.
It looks like it was made in the same factory as me.
For professionals, please try this.
That's what I'm told in the text.
When I happened to be in Tokyo, I went to a Hokkaido specialty store and bought it and ate it.
Did you eat it?
Yes.
It's spicy.
Spicy?
Yes.
Is this spicy?
Yes.
Spicy.
I don't hate spicy food.
Spicy.
I don't know.
It's getting late.
Wasabi...
Wow!
It's spicy!
It has power!
If I put this in the police station, won't it run away?
Rock, paper, scissors!
We have a client and a friend.
Hello.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Let's do it!
Rock, paper, scissors! Which one do you want?
This one!
Rock, paper, scissors! Which one do you want?
Rock, paper, scissors!
It's gross!
It's disgusting!
It's like a sawdust!
Before we start,
in your head,
which is right?
Which is left?
If you decide, it'll come up, right?
Decided?
Decided.
A pure way of crying, isn't it?
Ok.
Ok, but...
Rock, paper, scissors!
You! Why me?
Let's do what we can.
Rock, paper, scissors!
The loser eats the legendary spicy squid snack.
Here we go.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Which one is it?
I'm sorry, Mr. Maker Red.
I'm going to use this for my punishment game.
It's spicy!
You're awake?
It's spicy!
Hey, you!
When we were little
everyone was doing "trurururururu"
and that was really popular.
trurururururu
You couldn't do it
And what happened?
One day I did it
and I thought "wow I did it"
and I showed it to my friends and they said "the bell is not moving"
It was Chinko Honodo's vibration sound, wasn't it?
Yes.
It's amazing that you can make Chinko Honodo move consciously.
The tongue is not moving.
It's a little hard to see.
Oh, I can see it!
Chinko Honodo is vibrating.
I really want you to hold it for me.
Can you open your mouth for me?
Can you look down for me?
Is it your first tongue?
I'm sorry.
I can't see it.
I'm sorry.
It's amazing that you can make Chinko Honodo's vibration sound, wasn't it?
Yes.
Can you really do it?
Oh, I can't see it.
I'm sorry.
Can you really do it?
What?
I can't do rock-paper-scissors.
Can you make Chinko Honodo's vibration sound?
Yes.
What?
Can you do it for me?
Please.
Yes.
Teacher, I can't do it!
I can't do anything!
From what I've heard,
you think your grandma's umeboshi is the best umeboshi in the world.
Yes, I do.
How about you?
It's terrible.
By the way, how old is this one in this tupperware?
It's been more than ten years.
More than ten years?
How about this one?
I put this one on July 1st of this year.
Shall we start with the new one?
The new one.
May I?
Just the right sourness. And the meat is hot, too.
That's right. And...
Wow! The color is already dark! It doesn't look like blood at all.
It's been over ten years.
I haven't worn it for years because my husband was sick and sleeping all the time.
My photo looks like an old man, doesn't it?
That's right.
It's a habit. It's cool.
I've heard that you look like Nishida Toshiaki.
I look like him?
That's right.
Yoshikado's older brother said that to me.
That's right. Yoshikado said that to me.
Wow! It's hot! It's hot!
I see.
It's good.
I like this person.
It's really good.
Thank you for the meal.
Wow! I'm scared! I'm really scared!
I'm sorry!
You're a man.
I'm sorry!
Eat this!
Can I ask you a question?
Is this the cause of death?
[breathing heavily]
I'd like you to drink it.
It tastes like...
It's a little bit like cheese.
It's like fermented new product.
It smells like fermented tofu.
It smells like fermented...
But I've never eaten it myself.
I'm irresponsible.
At last, I ate it responsibly.
As soon as I ate it, I said "I'll throw it away today."
I'm sorry.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last person is a request from Kenji Abe, 33 years old, who lives in Tokyo.
A daikon radish got stuck in a coffee cup.
Huh? What did you say?
It's a set for four-year-old girls.
Both are made of wood and are just the right size.
It seems that it got stuck when the girl was playing.
Daikon radish...
It's an important set from my grandparents, so can you do something about it?
Thank you in advance.
It's no good.
Speaking of removing what you're addicted to, do you remember?
I used to use soy sauce.
It's amazing that you can open it with the first touch.
It was a masterpiece, wasn't it?
It's a masterpiece that you can open it with both hands.
Last time, I was afraid that it would end in no time, so I changed things and extended the range.
As a detective, I decided not to do anything wrong that would get me out of my original request.
This time, I'm going to respond as quickly as I can for you.
No matter what range this VTR ends in, I don't care.
The solution is already...
The solution is already the most important thing.
I've come to challenge you right away.
Please enjoy the live version.
Here you go!
Good morning!
Hello!
Since you're in trouble, let's go in!
Hello!
What's your name?
I'm Ave Maria.
Yes, Ave Maria.
Wow, you're amazing, Ave Maria!
Yes, let's go!
Hello!
Let's go, let's go!
Yes, are you ready?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's go, let's go.
We can't waste time here.
Let's go, let's go.
Hello, hello.
Please have a seat.
Please, please.
Hello.
I know you're in trouble.
Yes, we are.
What happened?
Should we tell Maria?
What's wrong?
If you're going to take time, you should tell me.
Maria, Maria, what's wrong?
Can you get me a cup?
That cup?
Yes, yes, yes.
I want you to get me that cup.
What's wrong? What is it?
That hard cup.
You want me to get you that hard cup?
Is it Maria's toy?
Yes, it is.
Oh, something came out.
This?
It's smaller than I thought.
Well...
- Well, Papa. - Yes?
What's going on here?
- This toy is... - Yes, yes.
- A mango and a set. - Yes, yes.
- When this boy was two years old... - Yes, yes.
- He had his grandma buy him... - Yes.
- This radish thing. - Yes.
- And other vegetables and stuff like that. - Yes, yes, yes.
- And for Christmas... - Yes.
- He had his grandma buy him... - Yes, yes.
- This coffee cup-shaped toy. - Yes, yes.
- And when I realized it... - Yes.
- After a while... - Yes.
- He was like this. - Yes.
- So... - Maria-chan, you look pretty serious.
You're surprised, aren't you?
- I thought you were waiting for me at the hospital. - No, no, no.
- You were fine until a little while ago. - I see.
- Can I take this out? - Yes, yes, yes.
- This is... - Yes, yes, yes.
- So... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Other carrots are like this and stuff like that, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- This one had a radish in it, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm sure this is also the end part of the radish, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- So I got stuck in the middle part of this. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Let's go! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Please stand up. - Let's go!
- Okay! - Let's go!
- Did you do it? - I did it quite a bit.
- Did you do it like this? With your thumb like this? - I didn't do it like that, but...
- Is that so? Then we'll end it here, okay? - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's early in the morning. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But how is it? Is it moving? - It's moving.
- You're doing your best. - Yes.
- You're doing your best. - You're doing your best.
- I see, I see. Oh, it's a little stiff.
- It's surprisingly stiff.
- It doesn't have much to hold.
- It's about two-thirds full. - It's full.
- It doesn't have much to hold.
- I see, it doesn't move!
It's kind of stubborn! Stubborn! Stubborn! Stubborn!
- Stubborn! - Do you have a chance of being stubborn?
- A chance of being stubborn... - Oh!
I put something like paper in it and smashed it with a toothpick or something like that.
- Yes, yes. - But there are gaps in it that I can't get in.
- Oh, I see. - So...
Don't you have a minus drive?
Oh, it's a gift from my grandmother, so...
If you scratch it too much, my wife will...
- She'll say... - Yes, please say it.
- Can I show you this? - Yes, please.
I tried various things with it once.
- I put a towel in it and put something like pliers in it. - I see, I see.
- How many times? - That's what I did.
- But I couldn't do it. - Really?
- You can't do it with pliers? - Well, it's a little scratched.
- Oh, I see, I see. - So I tried not to scratch it too much.
- Oh, I see! - If it's possible...
So you don't like it even if it's just a little dented?
- That's right. It's pretty... - Wow!
Did you try this?
- Oh, that kind of... - Rase, rase...
- Rasenzurashi. - Rasenzurashi.
- I tried it with a rubber glove like this. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I tried it like that, but...
- Oh, but today... - With a rubber glove...
- I tried it once, but... - Yes, you did.
- Just in case, just in case... - I'm sorry.
Oh, but if you're strong, you might be able to do it.
- Five minutes. - Oh, five... Oh, five minutes again?
Oh, you have quite a lot of time.
Your stance is "five minutes" again.
Oh, but it's like...
- I feel like it's getting worse little by little, but... - Oh, really?
It's getting worse?!
Seriously, it's getting worse.
Oh, no. It's not working.
Wait, is this an important toy?
Do you like it?
What do you like about it?
I like it when it's flat.
You like it when it's flat?
When it's flat?
Is it cross-sectional?
I see.
I see, I see.
Wait, is this impossible?
What's the name of the boy down there?
Kenshin.
Kenshin, yes.
Sorry, I'm concentrating right now.
Kenshin, is this impossible?
Why did you say Maria when it's Abe?
It's easier for me to remember names.
I see.
It's easier for you to remember names.
Has it changed a little?
I don't think it's changed much.
Has it changed a little?
I feel like it's moving, but...
I don't know.
What else is there?
Please give me hot water.
Hot water?
Please give me hot water.
Is hot water okay?
I think hot water is fine.
Maria.
Can you give me hot water?
Can you?
This is impossible.
Hurry up!
What are you doing?
Hurry up!
I don't have time!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?
Hurry up!
Can I go for a couple of days?
Let's go for a couple of days.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Can I?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
It looks so hot.
Hot.
It's hot.
It's hot!
I can't hold it!
I'm having trouble with my second one.
It's hot!
Hot water comes out of the gap.
But...look, look, look, look!
See?
It's coming out of the gap.
Okay, okay.
It might be possible.
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
Hot, isn't it? Hot water is hot, isn't it?
This is hot!
Why did you write it like that?
Sorry, sorry.
What are you doing?
Oh, there you are!
Oh!
Maris-san.
Can you show me?
Sure.
Mario, come here.
Ah!
Mario!
Mario, Mario, look at me.
Look at me.
It's not coming off.
Take it off.
Ah!
The glue is coming off.
Ouch!
Are you laughing? Are you crying?
No, I'm not crying.
You're not crying?
Let's put glue on it later, okay?
It's hot.
Is it blooming?
It was spinning like crazy just now.
It's spinning like crazy. Can you see it?
Maria...
OK...
I got it!
What do you say?
Thank you.
That's fast!
In the last soy sauce photo, it was a total of 21 minutes and 43 seconds.
This time, it's 26 minutes and 20 seconds.
As a result, it has been extended by 5 minutes.
I asked Mr. Daiwa, who made coffee cups of trees yesterday.
I wonder if the trees expanded outside by absorbing water.
The coffee cup is a bare tree.
The daikon is coated with paint.
So, the daikon didn't get bigger.
Only the daikon got bigger.
Good job!
Thank you.
We have answered your requests.
The third question was nervous.
I don't know why, but I had to be nervous.
The first one was a masterpiece.
You did a good job.
You did a great job.
This program is made possible by your requests.
If you have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
If you have come to visit us, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week! Thank you very much!
Please send your questions to this detective bureau.
The address is 53-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
Hijiki.