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It's detective night scoop time!
I'm Toshizu Nishida, the director of Detective Night Scoop,
which puts sharp eyes in complicated modern society and thoroughly answers various mysteries and questions!
I'm Erika Matsuoka!
In this detective show, we'll follow the requests of everyone watching on TV,
and immediately dispatch a crowd of detectives to pursue the truth!
And today's guests are comedy to serious, laughter to tears,
and super actress Kumagai Mami, who's like a one- man- night-scoop!
So, who's our first guest today?
Our first guest is a 21-year-old college student from Kamada Hidetaka-san, who lives in Kyoto.
There's a cafe I go to in college.
Many students and teachers use it every day, but there's only one problem.
It's my favorite milk crepe, but no matter how hard you try, you can't eat it cleanly.
Every time you put it on a plate, it becomes a tragedy.
I really want to eat all of the milk crepe while I'm in college.
Detective-san, please help me find a clean way to eat milk crepe.
Milk crepe...
I'm sure you've all experienced it.
It's difficult.
It's a difficult way to eat it.
Will you be able to focus on the milk crepe problem you've experienced?
This is a miracle.
If you can do it...
Will you be able to do it?
Even though it's difficult, I hope you enjoy watching this video.
It's amazing.
Hello!
Am I getting too close?
Hello, hello!
You're Kamada-kun, right?
I'm Kamada.
Nice to meet you.
Your hair looks good.
It's because of the wind.
It's cold today.
It's cold.
Is it milk crepe?
Yes, it's milk crepe.
I want to eat it cleanly.
Why do you want to eat it cleanly?
Since I was in first grade, I've liked milk crepe and kept eating it.
Every time I eat it dirty, the plate gets messy.
I always feel sorry for the person who made it for me.
It's nice.
It's only one year until I graduate.
Until then, I want to learn how to eat it cleanly.
What do you feel when you eat it dirty?
I feel guilty.
You feel guilty?
Don't you have any other friends who eat it cleanly?
No, I don't.
I once talked with a girl.
She said, "You can't eat it cleanly, can you?"
You don't look at the actual thing, do you?
Yes.
Can you show me how you eat it?
Yes.
This is a fancy street.
Here it is.
It's a crystal cafe.
It's amazing.
Hello.
He's my friend.
Oh, my friend!
What about me?
I had the same problem.
Would you like to play with me?
Oh, you came.
Let's all solve it together.
You came alone.
Here you go.
Oh, is this it?
Oh, it's like this.
It's a little sticky.
It's really good.
But it smells really good.
Is it delicious?
It's delicious.
Then, as usual...
Yes.
Please enjoy it personally.
Oh, you said it.
Oh, it's already...
From the first touch, it's already...
Oh, it's getting a little dirtier.
You're kidding me.
It's already...
It doesn't feel like it's about ten seconds ago.
It's hard.
I'm going under the fork.
I can't cut it at all.
Oh, my God!
It's already gone to the top.
Oh, it's a little dirty.
Can I try it?
Oh, you can do it.
I'm wondering if it's really like that.
If you go vertically like this, the whipped cream will turn green.
Here...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Oh, it's disgusting!
It's disgusting!
As a way of eating whipped cream, it seems that this manner is not good.
I looked it up a little bit.
I said, "This way of eating is also bad."
I want to eat it in a proper and clean way.
Even if it's short, standing up is already...
That's right.
Is it decided?
Yes.
I'll eat it.
This is life.
If you miss it here, you can't do it anymore.
No, no!
This is life.
I'm running out of leather.
In a rush.
I'm almost there.
This is not good.
I have a slider here.
I have to use this fork here.
I don't have one.
Do you have a knife?
Yes, we do.
You do?
Why don't you use it?
Let's use it.
This is all we have.
You have one!
You can eat with this fork, right?
Yes, you can.
This is all we need.
You're kidding me, right?
Well...
It's a little...
It's a little messed up, but...
Can you eat with this fork?
Of course.
Let me do it.
You're eating too much.
Be delicate.
I'm almost there.
No!
I can't cut it.
Can I cut it?
I can't cut it.
I was going to cut it.
I can't do it.
Is there anyone who can eat it cleanly?
Let's ask the person who makes it.
Hello.
Is this milk crepe popular?
It's popular.
Has anyone ever seen you eat it cleanly?
No one.
Basically, it gets messy and comes back.
That's right. It's almost dirty.
You usually make it, don't you?
If you make it and post it at 5 o'clock, that's how you eat it.
That's based on manufacturing.
Isn't this the end of it?
After all, you are the one who makes it.
I'd like to see it.
That's right.
You make it with the premise of eating it.
Please eat it like you usually eat it.
At that moment?
Make it like a cut line.
Cut line?
Oh, but a little...
Oh, it's already cut.
Oh, a little...
Oh, I see.
Like this...
Oh, I see. It's new.
Like a cut line...
Oh, it's already...
Oh, but a little...
Oh, it's already...
You can also use it the other way.
You can hold it with a knife and cut it with a fork.
You can also hold it vertically.
Can I use a knife normally?
Yes, please.
Vertically...
You put it vertically.
I'd like to confirm it.
You already cut it vertically.
I'm getting scared.
If you say you cut it vertically...
You can cut it quickly with a sharp object.
How about a sharp object that you can cut quickly and instantly.
It's really flying away.
Sorry, I'm focused on cutting, so it might fly away.
Be careful of fire.
Let's do it!
I did it! It's so beautiful!
This!
It's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful!
So I have to bring this to school every day and eat it, right?
I don't know, but you can buy it.
It's a cake.
I've never heard of a school meal with a power supply connected.
I can't do it.
He's here!
He's cutting okonomiyaki.
He's the manager, Kazuhisa Hashimoto.
Are you an expert in cutting?
When it comes to okonomiyaki...
Cabbage.
Cabbage, that's right.
He's fast!
He's cutting from the corner.
He's turning the cabbage with his left hand.
Don't change the rhythm of cutting!
You're usually an expert.
It's beautiful.
Don't change the rhythm of cutting!
Excuse me.
Yes.
I'd like to test this milk lab from a physics perspective.
I'll call you right away.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Thank you for calling me!
Thank you.
I've heard of it this time.
I've been thinking about a natural science method.
Here you go.
What is this?
It's hard to eat because it flows.
This is a liquid crystal.
Put it in and cool it down to -196 degrees.
Is it solidified?
It's close to that.
It's pretty solid.
It's like an ice cake.
Is it the famous "tateiri"?
Was it that soft?
This much?
It's nicely cut, isn't it?
It's too dirty.
It's too hard.
I forgot to say it.
Can we take it to school?
We also used an electric rice cooker.
It's hard to take it to school.
It's too physical.
I want to eat it with what we have here.
I see.
It's not solidified.
I see.
I'll approach it from a different angle.
Well...
It's just right.
You like your own, don't you?
What?
What's thinner than this tip is important.
The thinner it is, the stronger the pressure is.
The thinner it is...
Is it your hair?
That's right.
Is it okay?
Yes.
It's like a hair.
Please take a look at it.
I'm sorry.
Do you want me to put it down?
Yes.
Do you see where you want to cut it?
Around here?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
Is it okay if I pull it?
Yes.
I'll do it.
Okay.
Pull it all the way.
Okay.
Yes, it's done.
It's done.
Can you do it like this?
Yes.
Wow.
It's very beautiful.
Is it amazing?
It's very beautiful.
Nothing is sticking out.
Kawashima-kun, try it yourself.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Cross it and pull it up.
Pull it sideways and pull it up.
What?
Is it really cut off?
It's strong, isn't it?
It doesn't feel like anything.
Yes, it's done!
It's amazing!
It's very beautiful.
This is amazing.
Pull it up and pull it sideways.
What?
It doesn't feel like it's being cut off.
Is it?
It's coming.
Wow.
This is amazing.
It's very beautiful.
It's amazing.
The cross section is very beautiful.
Since we're here, we want to eat it cleanly.
I'm hungry.
I'll pull out my face.
Okay.
I'm very popular.
It doesn't feel like it's being cut off.
It's amazing.
If it's just your hair, it's fine.
Can't you do fishing with it?
I think it's hard to bring it to college.
I always have my hair up.
There are people who don't have their hair up.
There are people who can't have their hair up.
I can't do it with a serve.
Thank you for your next request.
The next person is a request from Jun Sawada, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 23-year-old college student.
I am a college student studying mathematics at Osaka University.
I have a dream that I really want to make come true now that my graduation is approaching.
It is a session with my respected math professor, Mr. Wada.
A session with Mr. Wada.
A session? A math session?
That's because Mr. Wada is a math expert, but he makes original songs and posts them on the Internet.
When I first heard it, I couldn't help but laugh at Mr. Wada's music, which is too monotonous.
However, as I listened to it over and over again, I became more and more attracted to the charm of the song.
Now, I copy it by ear and wake up to the music score and get addicted to it until I can play it on the piano.
I want to have a session with my professor before I graduate.
But I'm afraid of it and I'm nervous about listening to it.
I don't have time anymore. Detective, please lend me your strength.
That's his request.
It's kind of cute.
That's right.
But the requester didn't get the professor's compliment.
It's the same university.
He didn't get a compliment, so it's not like he knows me directly.
Besides, I listened to it too much and became a fan of it.
It's a divine song.
It's too good.
I feel like a god.
I'm a big fan of it.
I can't talk to him and say, "Would you like to have a session with me?"
That's what happened.
I wonder why and what kind of song it is.
Let's go and see it.
We came to Handai University of Osaka University.
What a smart way of waiting.
If it's a dog, it's an oriole.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Wow, really.
You look serious.
Mr. Sunagata makes his own song.
I like that song very much.
I can't reach it very much.
That's not true.
It's like a God and a slave.
A slave? That low?
That's too much.
I'm great as a mathematician and as a musician.
The music I make is also great.
Are you a unique God?
I'm a God.
It resonated.
It's very soulful.
It starts with C minor add 9th chord.
It's not a chord that starts there.
I've been a pianist for over 20 years, and it's amazing.
Did you get interested in it because you had knowledge of it?
I think anyone who hears it will think it's novel.
I don't think you've heard it before.
What kind of song is that?
Can we play it?
Yes.
"Shukusui".
It means "two nights".
C major, Nakahara.
Nakahara Juya.
He added a song to his famous song.
He added a song?
What's this?
It hasn't started yet.
You looked like you were singing for a moment.
It hasn't started yet?
You looked like you were singing for a moment.
It's starting.
On cloudy days...
There's wind.
An angel on a line...
Plays basketball.
What is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
In the morning...
On cloudy days...
There's wind.
It's over?
Yes, it's over.
It's really high.
The first time I thought it was a yes, and the second time I confirmed it, and the third time I woke up.
Sometimes there's that kind of ramen.
I've heard it more than 400 times.
I haven't heard it that much.
How many times have you played it? I looked it up and it's about 420, isn't it?
No, it's about 1200.
I didn't even think of such a melody at all, so I practiced this song a little.
About seven or nine friends.
I haven't heard of it yet.
I haven't heard of such a voice yet.
Do you want to hear it?
Yes, I want to hear it.
I'm practicing in the middle of this.
Hello.
Are you the session members?
Yes.
Wow, what is this anti-popularity?
You all know math, don't you?
I don't have a guitar and a drum right now.
Isn't it a drum in that position?
I'm Seki-kun, who plays the drum in Paris, and I'm Sosu-kun, who plays the bass in Paris.
Do you have all of them?
168 of them.
What do you think of me?
Do you all think of me?
Of course.
There's no song like that.
What song do you always sing in karaoke?
In karaoke, it's "Michelle".
Between "Michelle" and "Wada-sensei", which one do you like better?
If I could do a session...
You're a songwriter!
But you're not a session member!
You should be a songwriter, no matter what!
Did you hear everything and put it all out?
I think it's almost correct.
Wada-sensei, you should say it!
I definitely can't say it.
You say it too much and you can't say it?
I can't say it.
What?
Is it that bad?
I'm so nervous!
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
Oh, hello!
Are you Professor Wada?
Do you know him?
No, I don't.
Do you know his face?
Yes.
I like your song so much...
His song?
Yes.
You really like his songs, don't you?
Do I?
Do you?
I've never said that.
Why can you speak like that?
Because you're a regular star!
You're a big fan of his songs, aren't you?
I think that song is a miracle song.
What do you like about it?
It's a novel idea to start with C minor 7th and 3rd 9th.
You have a good heart.
Yes, I do.
Can you sing for me?
Shall we?
Yes!
Can we?
This is the hardest part for me.
It's almost evening now.
I'm back.
I'm so tired.
But...
I'm safe now.
That's good!
I want to make teachers happy.
With this sound, it's not enough for teachers' singing voice.
It's not enough.
I want to add more sound.
Excuse me, hello!
I think we don't have enough ability.
I want to make teachers happy.
How many people know you as a composer?
Wow! Zero!
If you listen to me three times...
In the morning...
In the dark...
An angel on the train...
Is playing basketball.
How was it?
I thought it was a wonderful song.
How was it?
I want to play basketball now.
It's not a song like that.
If you can taste it...
What?
You can taste it, too?
Why?
I only listened to the song in the first time.
But I listened to the verse in the second time.
I think you moved many things.
So...
Don't be arrogant.
I like this song.
I set it at 4/4, but if you get clarinet, rock, flute, saxophone, etc., is it a little expensive in terms of sound quality?
It's okay if you lower it by one octave, but is it okay if you lower it by one octave?
I'm ready!
Is everyone more complete than you thought in suits?
To the level of being shown to the teacher
What about those people?
When I was told to play Wada-sensei's song, the child who said she wanted to hear it
You're finally singing it live
I've heard it 400 times on that youtube
As expected, you're surprised
Well, God, over here
In the middle of this
In this environment
You've never sung like this before, have you?
No, it's my first time
I'm organizing my feelings
That's right
You're nervous about singing in this situation, aren't you?
Wada-sensei and Sawada-kun, at the right timing
Thank you very much
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
My feelings are too deep that I can't wait for my own long prelude.
The wind...
The weather...
Basketball...
Sing...
I closed my eyes...
And smelled sadness...
And drank sadness...
It's already...
Saturday...
And it's white and rusty...
Everything is different...
The wind...
The weather...
Basketball...
Sing...
Thank you.
So cool!
I feel great.
Thank you for understanding me.
I'm so happy.
Wonderful!
We just heard it for the third time. How do you like it?
Wonderful!
Do you like it?
Do you like basketball?
Do you like it?
The director likes it, too!
Everyone likes it.
Now, let's move on to the last guest of today.
The last guest is Masamitsu Tsuji, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture, and Chikako Go, who is 59 years old.
Thank you very much.
I'd like you to find a treasure that you know where it is, but you can't find it.
The treasure is two diamonds you bought in Amsterdam before you graduated from college.
The price is 50,000 yen, which you earned by working part-time for a month when you were a student.
As a poor student, it was expensive for me, but I wished for a marriage with the woman I was still dating at the time and bought it with all my might.
My wish came true and we got married three years later.
As a couple, both of you were outstanding elementary school teachers, I gave you a present as it was, but your wife was very happy.
When you calmed down, you talked about making earrings and secretly pulled out Japanese dance so as not to lose them, but that was the beginning of the tragedy.
I completely forgot about diamonds after taking care of my work, taking care of my sons, and taking care of my outdoor activities.
I remembered it was during the Silver Marriage Ceremony in 2005.
I wanted to process it and give it back to you, so I looked for a dance, but I couldn't even find a diamond or a hidden drawer.
And nine years later, we will celebrate our wedding anniversary this year.
If possible, I would like to process that diamond and give it back to you, but I looked for it and looked for it, but I couldn't find a hidden drawer in the drawer.
Please help me. Thank you very much.
It's been a strange year, but 34 years ago, when I went abroad for my graduation trip, I bought a diamond.
It's full of memories, but it's a personal diamond that's full of feelings.
I'm looking for it.
It was really comfortable when I wore it, and even the library reacted when I wore it.
It was a comfortable and cool place.
I'd like to process it and give it back to you, but I couldn't even find a diamond or a hidden drawer in the drawer.
- Your wife... - We put it in,
but of course, we checked with our husbands before putting it in.
- You two forgot about it? - That's right.
We went to the department store where we bought the box.
We went to ask where we could hide it in the warehouse.
The person in charge said he didn't know where it was.
- I see. - Yes.
- But we still had to look for it. - We had to look for it.
- But you definitely put it in there. - That's right.
- That's for sure. - Your husband...
is still in love with you.
How do you feel about that?
Well... I'm happy about it.
- But... - I can't hear you.
- You're happy about it, but... - But...
It was small.
- But... - Yes?
- She still loves you. - That's right.
- First of all... - That's right.
- Let's look for a place... - Where we can...
- Remember our feelings. - Yes.
- Is it this dance? - Yes.
- It's an orthodox power dance. - Yes.
- It's in here, right? - Yes.
I think we can find it right away.
Alright!
- It's somewhere in here, right? - Yes.
- Let's look for it from above. - Yes.
Tell me if you're curious about something.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Isn't it suspicious over there, on the right? - This is...
- Yes. - I don't know why, but...
There's a gap here.
Even though it's well-made.
My finger goes in there.
- But if I snap my fingers... - I don't remember anyone doing that.
- No one. - No one.
Hmm...
- Can I go over there? - Yes, go ahead.
Excuse me.
Look at this, cameraman.
- This square... - Yes.
- Doesn't it look familiar? - Yes.
There's a frame around here.
Here, too.
Here and here.
It's thick here.
There's a gap here.
- But I don't feel like I can move it. - No.
I thought I'd find it easily.
- Really? - Over there.
- I have to do something about it. - Yes.
- I have to move it. - Yes.
- I have to do something about it. - Yes.
- Push, pull, turn... - Push, pull, turn, right?
- It's pretty solid. - It's solid and doesn't move at all!
I was really moved at the time.
- Wow, it's hidden. - Yes.
Even if a thief came here, it'd be fine.
I didn't think I'd forget about it.
I can't believe it.
Do you think we should ask an expert about this?
- What do you think? - Yes, we'd love it if you asked us.
- Hello. Nice to meet you. - Hello.
- What's your name? - Kishimoto.
- Kishimoto-san, about this trance... - Yes?
Somewhere in here, like you said, there's a hidden pull-out and a diamond.
- Yes. - Are there different patterns of hidden pull-outs?
As far as I know, there are several patterns.
Of course, there's one next to it and one below it.
I see.
- Then... - Yes, I'll look at it.
Please, Kishimoto-san!
Do you miss it?
Yes, I miss it.
But I can see glue here.
- I don't think you can put it on with glue. - No, you can't.
- So I think it's not here. - Wow, it's not here.
- Well... - Yes?
I'm saying there's a 100% chance it's Japanese dance.
- Is it in that dance? - Hey, hey, hey!
- Isn't it? - Hey, hey, hey!
- It's too late to do this. - Yes.
- Maybe it's not this. - No, it's not like that.
- Yes. - Yes.
- You said it earlier. - Yes.
- It's possible. - It's possible.
- Maybe it's not this. - It's possible.
- We both think it's this. - We both think it's this.
- But maybe... - But maybe...
- If you think it's suspicious, you think it's suspicious. - Yeah, I think it's suspicious, I think it's suspicious.
- What? - Oh?
- Oh, something moved. - What?
- It's suspicious. - It's suspicious, isn't it?
Wait a minute!
- Wait a minute! - Can I go in?
- No, no, go in, go in, go in! - Can I go in?
- What is it? - There's nothing.
- Wow! - Isn't it heavy?
No, it's not heavy.
- If you put glue on it, it will be back to normal. - Yes, yes, yes.
- If you put glue on it, it will be back to normal. - Yes.
- I think it's just cut with an anvil. - Oh...
- Let's open it with this method. - Yes.
Oh! Oh! It came off!
Come on!
Wow!
- Wow! - No way!
Get out!
Come on!
- Wow! - There's nothing.
- There's nothing.
- Wow!
If you crush it, you can see everything from corner to corner.
It's a wonderful thing, so I want to look for it in as beautiful a shape as possible.
I'd like you to take it to our company and find out how to do it.
- What do you mean? - It's like that.
- Could you show me all the methods you left? - Yes, please.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Mr. Shimotsu! - Hello.
- It's been a while. - Hello.
- How are you? How was your day? - Thank you for asking.
- Did you do some research? - Yes, I did.
- I'll do my best. - Great!
So, what's up?
Well, you can check it for yourself first.
- I'll do it. - Okay.
- Mr. Shimotsu! - Yes?
- It's not here! - Yes, it wasn't here.
Wow!
- This is shocking. - Yes.
- You know the client's wife, right? - Yes.
- She sent me an email. - Yes.
- I'll read it for you. - Okay.
- "Thank you for the other day." - Yes.
However, due to unexpected circumstances,
my wife and I are having a hard time.
At this rate,
we'll end up talking about our lies.
Considering Daito-scube's ratings and A.K.A. poison,
we'll embarrass the world,
and people we don't know will think we're stupid and over-the-top,
and we'll only think about bad things,
and we'll only sigh.
This is what we've been thinking about,
and this is what we've decided,
but we'll tell you.
Wow! Thank you so much!
- Good evening. - Good evening, Mr. Gosato.
- No, thank you. - Yes, I'm excited.
- I'm excited, too. - Thank you.
- Let's put an end to our 30-year friendship. - Yes.
- What?
- It wasn't there.
- What? It wasn't there?
Unfortunately, it wasn't there.
I've been working hard for a month, but I don't know where it's gone.
That's right.
I will work hard for another month or two and give you something good again.
That's what I said.
I love you so much.
I was really thinking about you.
I conveyed it.
Even if you say it's small, don't make fun of me.
I'm sorry.
It was a disappointing result for the couple.
They are here today!
How do you feel, ma'am?
Well, this time, I talked with my husband about various things.
The diamond was small, but the feelings I had in it were big.
Yes, it was fun.
It was fun.
It's always amazing.
It continues.
It's amazing.
Well, today we had three wonderful guests.
Thank you.
How was it, Tomohiro-san?
It's all about humanity.
Humanity is wonderful.
It's really wonderful to have humanity.
The last couple also had a diamond in their hearts.
Yes, we lost some things, but we also gained some things.
As for you, Crepe, your hair is good, but I think you should go fishing.
I think you should go fishing.
Professor Wada.
Professor Wada, you were wonderful.
Everyone was wonderful.
Thank you.
Well, I'll sing you a song.
Will you sing for us?
I want to sing.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
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And for those of you who came to the studio to play, we'll provide you with this special clear file.
Well, we'll see you next week.
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