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Explosion! Shock! And emotion!
All of this year's Night Spook is here!
A large release of each detective's "best 3" chosen by fans!
A special 3 and a half hour quiz about famous works!
In addition, special guests also appear one after another!
This is an eternal save version!
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Hello, everyone! I'm Kenji Tamura.
I'm Hiroshi Tamura.
We're the point-getters of "Night Scoop"!
We're Double Tamura!
Today, we'll be delivering our 3rd Detective Night Scoop, "Forgetting the Year," Fan Thank You Party 2013!
In 2013, there was big news in the Anti-Detective Bureau!
Three new detectives have joined us!
They have good reputation, and Sawabe-kun is getting married!
I can't stop! I can't stop Sawabe-kun's momentum!
Why didn't you tell us about it back then?
You're right!
We were all together, but you didn't say anything!
That's why we don't trust you yet!
We don't trust you!
Before we start today's show, we'd like to ask our viewers to vote for the best VTR of all the VTRs they've watched this year!
And based on today's results, each detective's best 3 works will be announced,
and each detective's best VTR will feature a quiz showdown between detectives and guests!
In addition, special guests will also appear!
Who could it be?
Even though you know it!
I know it's a production, but...
You know it?!
Did you just say it all?!
Without further ado, let's introduce our members for today's quiz showdown!
First up is Detective Hazama Kanpei, Detective Maeda Ken, and Detective Kitatarou Saikoukomon!
Second up is Detective Ishida Yatsushi, Detective Hashimoto Nao, and our second detective, Detective Okabe Mari!
I'm sorry!
Look at us! We're the Signal Trio!
Next up is Detective Takeyama Takanori, Detective Sawabe Yu, and Detective Matsuo Erika!
Mr. Okabe, it's been a while!
Thank you for coming!
You looked like you were watching a miracle show!
You look just like Amuken!
I can't feel any tension!
Thank you for coming!
And with that, we will now begin the quiz showdown!
The winning team will receive a year's worth of detective notebooks!
A year's worth?!
To explain in detail, you can use this notebook for a year, so you can use this notebook for 5 years.
Notebook?!
And you can use this notebook every year!
I used it once.
Really?
Do you use it?
I use it every day.
I was surprised you used it once a week!
And with that, the 2013 winning team will begin with Detective Ishida!
There are a lot of new detectives, but I'm the longest surviving member of the team!
That's right!
I've been a detective for a long time!
That's right!
Two or three years?
Not that long! About a year!
Are you used to it?
You don't have to scold me like that!
Detective Ishida!
A circle-shaped color step trainer that measures how many steps you can do between left and right in 10 seconds.
The highest record for men is 58 times, and for women it is 41 times.
The requester's highest record is 36 times.
The requester wants to break the record of 58 times set by someone, but...
Huh?
Wow!
No way!
He said 40 times!
He suddenly updated his best record!
However, 58 times is a far record.
Therefore, we have invited these people.
Everyone who holds the Guinness World Record for double-dutch speed section!
We have high expectations for you!
Even for them, it didn't work out.
I'm sorry.
If it wasn't for this person, then perhaps not.
The top player of the Dance Dance Revolution, who can step 20 steps in one second,
Mr. Takasuke!
When he returns to the gym, there...
What are you doing?
You're going back to Osaka, aren't you?
He says he's been practicing all this time because he's frustrated,
but what are the results?
He's fast, he's fast, he's really fast!
He's really, really fast!
What a record of 67 steps, which is a large increase of 58 steps!
Even for Mr. Takasuke, who doesn't know why he's here at this rate, he tries it out!
The record is 74 times!
The last challenger, who gets advice from two experts, will he be able to do it?
The highest record! It's there for him to break it!
- Hello! - Hello!
For three-year-old Kojuro, who loves mushrooms so much, his dream is to find a mushroom called "benitengudake".
- What's this? - Benitengudake.
Benitengudake! I've never seen it before!
- Do you want to see it? - Yes.
- Do you want to be Benitengudake? - I do.
Oh, you said you wanted to be Benitengudake!
For Kojuro's sake, Mr. Benitengudake will introduce someone to him in detail.
I'm sorry to say this, but it's called "benitengudake".
On their way to Benitengudake, we discover Kojuro's amazing talent!
- I found it! What's this? - A mouth!
- Huh? - A mouth!
- Oh, it's a beak!
You found it again!
- Is this one too? - Yes, it's a mushroom.
- Wow! - Ah!
- What is it? - A whitebird!
A whitebird! Oh, it's a whitebird!
It's a typical mushroom.
I knew you said "typical" just now.
The little mushroom doctor and his friend go to a forest where there seems to be only benitengudake.
Then, all of a sudden...
- Oh! Benitengudake! - Huh?
- Huh? Is this Benitengudake? - That's right!
- The umbrella looks rounder and cuter, but... - This one is Yoki and this one is Seikin.
- Seikin is the big one, right? - That's right. Yoki is the young one.
- Is it that easy to find? - No, not at all!
- The momentum doesn't stop! - No, it's not!
- Tamagotake! Yoki! - Huh? Wow, it's so pretty and cute!
- It's Tamagotake, right? - Tamagotake!
- Wow, it's Benitengudake! - Yes!
- And finally, they found Benitengudake and Yoki, which they wanted to see the most! - Wow! There's so much to see!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- Kojuu, I'll ask you one last time. - Yes.
- What do you want to be in the future? - Um...
- An egg. - An egg in the future...
- Do they instinctively know that there are mushrooms in there? - Yes, and they have low vision, so it's easy for them to see.
- Do you know all of them? - Yes, we know all of them. But he knows all of them.
- He said he didn't eat the mushrooms. He said he felt sorry for them. - Oh, I see.
- At that time, Yoki brought them home and said he only ate the Tamagotake. - Yes.
- He said it was really good. - It was really good.
- Now, what was the best-looking character of the Ushidegachi family?
- The first place goes to... Here it is!
I'm a heavy metal singer, Kirbill "Pain" BB, also known as "Nishino".
A few years ago, I finally achieved the goal I had been pursuing for several years.
That is, to break a wine glass with my voice.
I have finally surpassed human breath.
From what I've heard, this is the first time for Japanese people, and it is said to be the fifth largest in the world.
Therefore, I would like you to film me breaking a wine glass with my voice,
and through this program, would you please appeal to the world about me?
As you requested, we have invited a singer who can sing in a loud voice.
Here we have No. 3, Mere!
Thank you for your cooperation.
What kind of singer is she?
No one is here, but the music is playing.
She is singing in a loud voice.
She is doing it with her hips.
That's enough!
What's with you? Are you Mr. Daisuke Nishino, the client?
No, I'm Kirbill "Pain" Beebe.
I'm pleased to meet you all.
I'm sorry.
It's about time for me to leave. Please forgive me for that.
Please forgive me for that.
If you can stop me, I'll go back to normal.
What's your job?
- Heavy metal. - Look at me!
You look like you've been a writer for a long time. What's your band's name?
X-ones.
- X-ones? - X-ones.
What do they mean?
They're called "X-ones", which means "x-ones" in Japanese.
- What about "x-ones"? - "X-ones" doesn't mean "x-ones".
- "X-ones" doesn't mean "x-ones".
- He seems like a nice guy. - Is it your real job?
- Yes, I'm a voice trainer. - A lot of things have been revealed about me,
- heavy metal singer Kilwill "Pain" BB. - I haven't told my father's relatives that I'm "x-ones" yet.
- I'm really sorry for my western relatives, but I got divorced eight years ago. - Eight years?!
- You kept quiet for eight years?! - Yes, I'm sorry.
- I've seen "glassware" on a lot of TV shows. - Yes, I know.
- I've heard that there's no one who succeeded in Japan. - Even in the world...
- I've heard that you'll be the fifth. - If it breaks now.
- So I have to say it. - Why did you choose "night scoop"?
- Because I've been a big fan of detective "night scoop" for a long, long time. - Oh, really?!
- Yes! - How long have you been a fan of him?
- I've been watching him for over 20 years. - You've been a singer for more than that, right?
- I have! - Now, we're going to call our professional teacher for this experiment.
- Please, teacher! - I'm Daisuke Nishi. - Nice to meet you.
- What you just heard was the voice of Kilwill "Pain" BB when he transformed. - What do you think?
- No, it's okay, teacher. I think you don't need to react like that.
I think it's good to have a person who can make the frequency of the glass break out large.
I want you to think of the glass as a swing.
And when the vibration of the voice that was in it goes like this,
The swing will shake gradually with the voice.
Shake with the voice!
It's said that you will be blown away at the moment you can't stand the shaking.
That's right.
I see.
How much noise does it make?
How much...
Does it match the frequency?
That depends on the glass.
This glass.
Wine glass.
The one without a bottom.
This one.
That's right.
It depends on the glass.
Here we go.
Some of them come out.
Which one should we match?
This frequency is about 2950 Hz.
This one is 3000 Hz.
Here we go.
Is it like that?
The waveform is moving a lot.
How much is this frequency?
This one is about 3000 Hz.
Does it match this one?
Does it match any of them?
Do you think you will be blown away?
I think I will be blown away.
I want you to be blown away!
I feel good about it, but this shaking is annoying!
If you are blown away, we will forgive you for anything.
That's right!
We don't care about the result!
Now, we are going to do an experiment with the glass.
Maybe there is a trick.
Hey!
There is no trick!
Let's check it out!
Here we go!
Wow! Why?!
No way! Why?!
This one's more impressive!
More impressive than breaking a glass!
Wow! Why?!
Can you break a glass with this trick?
Of course you can!
Without touching you hand and using your gut to break it.
Can you do it now?
Now?!
I don't think you should do it now...
Because you got more to say...
See?
You're going in the direction of "I'm the trick".
Nice to meet you.
It's been 35 years since I saw a wine glass.
I won't miss a scratch.
Mr. Okazaki of Renault Bull.
This is a glass that Mr. Nishino brought.
Do you have any scratches or cracks?
No problem.
You don't, do you?
I don't.
Put it on the drum and sit down and bring it closer.
Like this, right?
Yes.
Look it up carefully.
Why doesn't that character come in sometimes?
It's okay.
Is it okay?
Yes.
In order not to miss the right moment,
there is also a way to end it with "do",
but we have prepared a super slow camera here.
Please be really firm.
It's kind of shaking.
In order to check whether it is hitting the string sound well or not,
there is a straw on the side.
When the straw hits the string sound well,
it will twist.
It will move.
It will dance.
And it will jump out.
In theory, it is said that it will crack at that moment.
Finally, the first Japanese person will crack a glass with his voice.
Mr. Nishino, please.
It's different.
But it's shaking.
Wait a minute.
What? Aren't you surprised?
Why? Why?
Raise your voice.
Your reaction is thin.
It's shaking.
Wow, amazing.
This image...
It's not a replica. It's very big.
Why didn't you surprise me at that time?
I couldn't see it because it was so big.
I can't do it at all.
I've trusted you too much.
It's 8 o'clock now.
But it's shaking. It's shaking a lot.
Yeaaaaah! Yeaaaaah!
Did you see that, earthlings?! This is our greatest power!
Did you see that, earthlings?!
This time, I'll go live in your house to the end!
Did you see that, earthlings?! Takeyama, your glasses too!
Did you see that, earthlings?!
Wow, that's pretty good!
Yeaaaaah!
Wow, that's amazing!
Did you like the video?
It's super-amazing. It looks like it's shaking a lot.
It's not like it happens every day, but it happens in an instant, right?
Yeah, it happens in an instant.
Wow!
It's like a lie.
Wow!
I'm telling you, it can't happen.
You've been lying about me for the past few hours.
I know, I know.
Everyone on TV, like a little kid...
What should we do?!
Don't get carried away!
What did you do?!
That was scary!
Even at that moment, it was a pain in the ass.
From the beginning.
I'll steal Takeyama's glasses!
I cut about 90% of it.
I don't know why it hit me.
Now, here's the quiz!
The clients, Kill Bill, Payne, B. Beat and Daisuke Ishino...
have broken their glasses and now...
whose glasses...
No, no!
You can't change!
That's not fair!
This is...
You can't change!
You can't change the question now!
Wait a second.
Give me a hint!
A hint?
A hint is a bit embarrassing.
Who wears glasses a lot?
What did you say?
It's obvious!
The three of you!
I don't know what to say.
Corona is coming out!
He said it!
You said it!
Even detectives don't know the question, of course!
Then, please say it all at once!
Detective Takeyama...
Detective Takeyama... Detective Takeyama...
Umm...
Team Hadama...
Why?!
It's unreasonable!
He said it!
He was honest!
Is there really an answer in this?
There is!
This time, I'll go to your house to end my class!
Did you see that, earthling?!
Takeyama, your glasses too!
Did you see that, earthling?!
The answer is...
Detective Takeyama!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. I got stuck at the beginning.
It's like a service problem at first.
I want to give this away.
It's getting harder and harder.
The best masterpiece of 2013 chosen by fans.
Next is Detective Hazama Kanpei!
Detective!
Thank you to Everly Night School.
It's been three years, and I finally know what it is.
I didn't know at all.
Now, what have you chosen?
Detective!
There is no response at all.
A request was made to see if the thief would be useful as an adventure when he entered.
Is a dog there?
What is it?
What's up?
Even if the thief is working hard in the house, there is no sign of barking.
Even if it's like this, it's not worth a thousand yen.
I think he'll get angry if he takes his own stuff.
Then he'll try to steal a dog food.
Even though you're taking it with you...
You...
Aren't you angry?
Aren't you?
Even if you're angry, what will you do?
You'll die in your hands!
Even when he's about to be taken away...
Let's go!
You... You're not going anywhere, are you?
You're not going anywhere until you're taken away, are you?
Right?
When he sprays perfume on his anus,
his body gets warm and he doesn't have a fever even in winter.
If it's true, it's a miracle discovery!
How is it?
I want to do it forever.
This is...
Hey, give me some wind.
When will it be fixed?
It seems that the effect lasts quite a long time.
When will it be fixed?
The detective proved it with his own body.
He is a great man who has traveled all over the world.
If you change your night school, you will have a runny nose.
Does it hurt?
It's hot.
It's very hot.
Is it easier to open it?
Well...
When I opened it...
I think it will fly out.
I was surprised.
What is it?
I think it will fly out.
That's right.
That's great.
Now, as a result of the fan vote,
what happened to the detective's bed?
Please have a look!
Here you are!
I have a special skill.
That is, I can instantly recognize the number of words spoken by someone.
I've never heard of anyone who can do it besides me,
but I happened to find someone who can do the same thing on the Internet the other day.
I'd like to compete and see who's better at it.
Can you recognize all the words I speak?
If you think you can.
Wait a minute. I'll hide it first.
Here we go.
No matter how old you are, you're still spoiled.
I'm fourteen.
Aren't you thirteen?
Am I spoiled?
If I'm spoiled, I'm thirteen.
Oh, you guys!
Wow! You guys!
You probably counted it because you didn't want me to say it, didn't you?
No, that's not true.
The crows are making noise.
I'm thirteen.
The crows are making noise.
You!
Grandpa has a bike that he's proud of.
I'm eighteen.
You have it.
You guys!
How do you count it?
I can't explain it well, but it's a rhythm.
For example, "Grandpa is proud of it."
It's an eight-letter rhythm.
"Grandpa has a bike." It's a ten-letter rhythm.
You count it like this, eight plus ten is eighteen.
Can you understand everything I'm saying?
It's fifteen characters now.
This one is a little long.
The reward is a hot spring in Arima.
The highest one in Dokkozan.
Climbing with a climbing spirit to the top, climbing in Japan's modern climbing origin land.
Sixty-six.
No.
Seventy.
What's up with you?
I can't believe you can do this.
There's this guy called Chiba-san.
He's a comedy entertainer at Aichi.
Comedy entertainer?
That's what he does.
Chiba-san
I see.
Check it out.
This is it.
Hello.
I'm Chiba.
Nice to meet you.
Can you count numbers?
Yes, I can.
I came to see you at the same age as you.
Number of letters?
It's four, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's five.
Can you do it?
To be honest, I thought I was the only one.
I thought I was the only one.
Can I give you a hug?
Thank you.
I'm so happy.
Anyway, you two...
If we can count each other, I'm not that happy.
Let's do it while we count.
I'm so nervous.
Fourteen.
I'm nervous, too.
Thirteen.
It's my first time doing it.
Eleven.
It's unusual for me to do it.
Twenty-one.
You're fast.
Twenty-two.
Twenty-three.
I've been saying it for a while, but...
It's not funny.
Six.
It's six, isn't it?
What are you doing?
Nine.
Wait a minute.
Thirteen.
That's enough.
Six.
Stop it.
Three.
Please forgive me.
Eight.
Since we've found someone with the same special skill, we want to have a match, don't we?
Of course. Let's work together.
Let's suggest each other and have a match.
I see.
The match will start now.
Before that, let me introduce you.
Mr. Nishida, who is an announcer.
Mr. Nishida.
Nice to meet you again.
Nice to meet you, too.
You sweat a lot, don't you?
Tsuda-kun.
Yes?
What are you going to make?
A tongue twister.
What? A tongue twister?
Yes.
Let me help you make a tongue twister.
Sure.
I woke up to make an original tongue twister.
Here is a tongue twister that no one knows yet.
Tongue twister.
It's been a long time since I heard it from the hill, but I missed it in the song room!
Here you go!
The correct answer is 32 letters!
Wow!
No!
It's tough!
It's amazing!
You can do it!
This is an easy pattern, isn't it?
I wrote it down, but...
Eight, five, three, six, four, six...
It's a popular way of dividing.
This is it!
As expected, amazing numbers are wonderful numbers and numbers you couldn't imagine!
It's like I'm getting sticky around my neck.
Here you go!
It's 42.
42.
No!
42?
Correct!
Why?
Okay!
I got it!
It's time for you two to give up!
You made it yourself and you can only do it once out of ten.
It's hard for me to say it!
It's hard for me to speed up!
Wait a minute!
I can't count easy ones!
Okay!
Colorado monster!
Colorado's Polaroid!
Colorado's Ronald and Donald!
I'm surprised!
This is...
What is the correct answer?
Here you go!
It's 44.
The correct answer is 44!
Alright!
We defeated Corradon!
We lost!
This match is a draw!
That's good.
What will you use to win?
I'm good at using long sentences.
Yes.
So I'll use long sentences.
That's fine.
Even if it's long,
it's fine.
These guys...
Rather than a setter,
I should think of something else.
I have a request.
Thank you for waiting.
I have a letter for your mother.
What?
I asked my mother to write it for me.
She sent me a fax.
Do you like it?
These sentences are long.
They're very long.
I'll take them in and count them.
I can't concentrate when I'm counting.
It's hard.
I'll do it.
Can you count it?
Dear son, Yushie.
I'm embarrassed,
but I'll write you a letter.
I live alone,
so I'm worried about my daily life.
I get angry easily,
so I check you on Twitter.
When you said you wanted to be a comedian,
I was surprised.
Now, I'm hiding it,
I'm really hiding it,
and I'm rooting for you.
You found your dream.
I envy you and I'm proud of you.
Please take care of yourself.
From your 28th year as a mother.
Thank you. I'm glad I'm your son.
I'm not good at walking, but I'm walking around.
Please take care of yourself and live a long life.
Until then, I will do my best to sell.
Now, how many letters is it?
Please!
974!
The correct answer is...
974 letters!
Wow, that's amazing!
To my son, Osamu used to be a quiet and quiet child.
Seeing Osamu and his wonderful friends in the public orchestra of the university,
I learned from you that the richness of life is determined by meeting people.
When Osamu finally became a public official in April of next year and wanted to become a teacher at school,
I was surprised again.
Seeing Osamu and his wonderful friends in the public orchestra of the university,
I want you, who enriched your life with wonderful encounters with people,
to become a teacher who makes children who meet and raise Osamu happy.
I will make Osamu's favorite omelet again, so please come back anytime.
Do your best little by little. From your mother.
Thank you for taking me out so far.
I will do my best to repay you in the future, so please support me again.
Thank you very much.
What is your answer?
I think it's 846.
The correct answer is 846!
Wow!
I think I'm going to cry now.
That's amazing!
I also withdraw my answer!
Thank you very much.
That's amazing!
That's an amazing ability!
It's a masterpiece.
Thank you very much.
Really.
Even if you usually talk with people, do you come up with numbers in your head?
That's right.
It was Friday or the next Saturday.
It was my brother's wedding.
At that time, all the words my brother spoke were asked "how many letters?"
"18 letters?" "15 letters?"
He only said numbers at the wedding.
He didn't say it at all.
And just like your brother, what did you say?
What good would that do me?
It's the worst thing you could do.
It's an amazing ability!
I shouldn't say it in this show, but...
You didn't say anything.
It's funny.
That's right.
Now, here is the quiz!
What was the favorite item of the client, Yoshimura Osamu-san, written in his mother's letter?
Please answer.
He said it.
He said it clearly.
I don't have any problem with that.
Is it okay?
Please answer at once.
Tamago-yaki, tamago-yaki, tamago-yaki, and...
Now, please show me the correct answer! Here is the completed video!
The richness of life is decided by meeting people.
I learned it from you.
If Osamu doesn't start cooking,
I will make Osamu's favorite tamago-yaki again next year.
So, please come back anytime!
The correct answer is "tamago-yaki".
The winning team is the winning team!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
"Tamago-yaki" is that "tamago-yaki", isn't it?
"Tamari-ko" is an image that children have.
Which one is better, "tamago-yaki" or "tamari-ko"?
For me, "tamaro-yaki".
Now, we have a special guest!
Let me introduce him!
Welcome!
Today, as a special event for New Year's Eve,
we are hosting "Detective Night Scoop Fan Thank You Festival 2013"!
Here we have a special guest!
Let me introduce him!
Nice to meet you again. I'm Katsura Koeda.
I'm Katsura Koeda.
But you're still here.
I watch you every week.
Thank you very much.
You make me laugh every week.
On Wednesdays, you make me laugh until morning.
I can't stop laughing.
That's enough.
You don't have any responsibility.
You're like a god.
Where am I a god?
You're a god.
In your case, you're one of the top five best- selling VTRs of all time.
That's right.
How many years has it been?
25 years.
That's a long time.
You've said 20 times last year.
But you've said 500 times this year.
You're one of the top five best-selling VTRs of all time.
Mr. Yamada, could you show us your VTR?
Let's watch it.
Here you go.
Making a ramen bird that can be eaten.
First, he's going to make it with egg white.
Here it is.
If you let go of it, you'll be in trouble.
Do you want me to let go of it?
You're a terrible person.
Only this person will cooperate with such a strange request.
You're a terrible person.
Can you do it?
- Is it like a cookie? - Yes.
Using cookie dough, he made a wonderful ramen bird.
- Is it good? - Yes, it is.
- It's good. - It's good.
- However... - It's good.
Mr. Hayashi, who became a professional chef, has finally completed the surprising ramen batch.
- This is it. - This is wonderful!
It looks perfect, too.
- It's totally fine. - Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, I'll have some of this soup.
And this bowl, too.
- However... - Oh, it's hot!
- It's hot! - It's too hot for me.
- It's hot! - It's hot!
It was just a fleeting dream.
- It's hot! - I don't know how to eat it.
- Nice to meet you. - Since you asked us to find out if monkeys are afraid of turtles...
...Sakura-chan, who cooperated with us in our experiment, was a very friendly orangutan.
What are you going to do with me? Sakura-chan!
When we showed Sakura-chan a turtle...
She licked it!
It's not scary at all!
It fell! It fell in the snow! It's walking!
- Maybe the turtle is a little small. - That's right.
- It's a big turtle. - How old is it?
- It's eight years old. - In human terms...
- It's a high school girl. - It's a hairy high school girl.
And in this experiment...
The girl hates her dad the most!
(The girl hates her dad the most!)
When we went back to our main subject and looked at the big picture...
It's not scary, is it?
It's scary, so it won't talk.
- Is it scary? - It's not scary!
- Is it scary? - It doesn't look like it's scared of turtles!
This time...
In a world that's scary to the eye...
In a world where there's only one turtle...
Shall we try it with a laughing turtle?
(Laughing turtle)
Are you scared, Sakura?
Are you scared?
As expected of Sakura-chan, it seems like she was scared of this.
Detective Koida's paradise series.
Among them, the most popular paradise was...
Shiroyama Orange Garden.
An orange "g" dropped on the ground.
There is also a mysterious world.
Personal ID, Hiyae Eri.
I'm sorry.
Hiyae Eri.
I'm sorry.
Announcement!
Right now, Yamano Oyaji is doing brain work in the park.
If you need him, please call him gently with a microphone with an arrow.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yamano Oyaji-chama!
Are you Yamano Oyaji?
You're noisy.
You're scary, Yamano Oyaji!
You're scary!
Let's take a break.
Announcement! Announcement!
If you don't have money, you have a dream.
That's fine, Yamano Oyaji.
Wonderful, Yamano Oyaji!
Oops!
You don't need a dream, you want money, Yamano Oyaji.
Huh?
Money ping pong table!
Now, won't you challenge Yamano Oyaji?
I haven't lost yet.
You haven't lost?
Yes. Do you know why I haven't lost?
Why is that?
Because I'm not a strong person.
Huh?
That's unfair!
I really don't have the ability.
Huh?
Oh!
What is that?
Wait a minute!
What is that?
That's a squid.
Squid?
It hurts!
The view is the best!
It's the best!
Is this Osaka?
It's Osaka.
I'll show you another tourist attraction.
Huh?
I'll show you Kansai Airport.
Tourist attraction?
Yes.
It's this one.
Tourist attraction, over here!
Huh?
What do you think of it?
It's covered in wood.
No, it doesn't look like it.
Huh?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Huh?!
That's not fair!
Paradise, become eternal!
I enjoyed it!
Hello!
Irie-san, the oldest magician in the world who showed us his amazing magic.
His first appearance was when he was 93 years old.
Oh, what is it?!
Is it an empty bag?!
Oh, there's an egg!
Wonderful!
Oh, oh, wait!
Ah, ah, ah!
Oh, oh!
It's in, it's in!
Oh, it's covered in wood!
Ah, ah, ah!
Wonderful!
What is it?!
What?!
Ah, it came out?!
It came out?!
Oh, wow!
It finally came out!
Ah! Mysterious! Mysterious! A monkey escaped! Mysterious! The color changed again! Amazing! Amazing! Wonderful! Ah, the monkey ran away! The monkey ran away!
And even dangerous magic like this...
I'll stab you with this sword.
Yes!
In your face.
I'll stab you in your face!
And at 97 years old, Irie-san showed us more of her power-up magic.
Ah, there it is! The monkey! The monkey in front of you!
No.
No, monkey?
The monkey in front of you is...
Something important.
No!
Oh, oh! The monkey is...
Oh, oh! It's a different monkey!
Wait, wait...
It's crawling over there!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh! It crossed! It crossed!
Yes, yes!
It's crawling over there!
Yes!
Oh, oh, oh!
It's crawling over there!
Crawling over there!
Crawling...
It's crawling over there!
Crawling...
And at last...
Oh!
Close your leg!
It won't fit! It won't fit!
A magician who surpasses Ibie hasn't appeared yet.
This is interesting.
This is really interesting.
In the beginning, magicians usually renew the inside of a box.
But that magician's magic didn't renew the inside of the box.
He didn't show it.
He only took it out.
He didn't renew it.
That's just a box.
He was chosen by the fan vote.
What is this fan vote?
Please have a look.
There is a friend who recently had a strange experience.
That strange experience is...
He made a boiled egg in the microwave.
Then he turned his head.
As soon as he tried to eat the boiled egg...
The egg exploded.
I see.
A friend...
Suddenly, the explosion took me by surprise, and for a while I was staring at the egg that had scattered in my room.
When I heard about it, I couldn't believe it, and I asked my friend to make that egg again, but ever since then my friend has hated eggs and doesn't want to make such a horrible thing again.
That's right. Detectives, like my friend said, can you make an egg that explodes the moment you chew it?
Nobel invented dynamite and regretted it for the rest of his life. Then, in order to bring peace to the world, he created the Nobel Prize.
There's something fishy about this.
Dynamite and dynamite!
You're a comedian, aren't you?
Is this okay? Can I run with it?
Yes.
Why won't it move?
If it doesn't move, I just have to hit it.
- Do you have a store nearby? - Yes, we do.
- Really? - Yes.
Excuse me.
The microwave is broken. Can you fix it?
But we don't have an oven center.
I'm in trouble if it's not today.
What do you want to cook?
Egg dish.
Egg dish?
- Yes. - Where will you cook it?
Where will I cook it?
At his house party.
- At his house party? - Yes.
- Can you lend it to me?
If you hurry...
- What? - May I?
Can you lend it to me?
But I'm not sure if the microwave will be useful for cooking.
- Wow... - Yes.
- Egg dish... - Yes.
No, no, no!
No, no!
- If it's true... - No, it's fine.
- It's not today. - No, it's not!
I can't do it!
No, no, no!
Why is it here?
Let's restart the experiment.
Yes.
Put it on the table.
Hmm?
Oh!
It's coming out.
It's coming out!
What's coming out?
Wow!
Hmm?
It's coming out!
It's hot!
It's so hot I can't hold it!
This is the explosive egg you were talking about!
It's coming out, isn't it?
It's already exploding!
It's good.
Put water in a cup...
Put an egg in it...
Why don't you try it?
If you don't put it in gently...
Now, what do you think will happen?
When I was little, I was told I shouldn't look in the microwave.
No way! Why?
It's bad for your eyes.
I'm sorry.
I was told to look indirectly in the mirror.
That's right.
If it's indirectly, it's fine.
It exploded!
It hurts!
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Let's clean it up.
Wow!
It looks different!
I think it's done.
What?
Is it done?
You can eat it.
It's about time you eat it.
It's about time you eat it?
It's hot! It's hot!
It's so hot!
It's this hot in your stomach!
Try it, kid.
It might explode!
Try it.
It's like you're eating it.
It's hot.
Why?
Do you want more?
What?
Do you want more?
It's good.
It's good!
It's good.
Is it salty?
What is it?
Is it bad?
What is it?
It doesn't taste like an egg.
It's bad.
But it's not good.
That's right. It's not good.
I'm going home now.
I like the moment you chewed it.
It exploded!
You can't use it like this.
Okay.
Is there anything else?
There is.
What is it? Lettuce and...
Eggs.
Isn't this what we were talking about earlier?
You can't waste food.
Fujimoto-san.
Yes?
We're going to do an experiment with this.
We can't use it like this.
That's right.
Should we call your friends?
They won't come. Eggs are scary.
You can't waste food.
Why can't you do it?
How can you do it?
Put it in and...
The rice bowl...
(Ding)
Can I do it?
Oh, shit!
I can't do it anymore!
(audience laughing)
Oh, you turned away.
Let's eat.
OK, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Fujimoto lost.
Rock-paper-scissors!
OK.
You know...
I've been a detective all this time...
This is the scariest thing!
It's been five years since I've been a detective.
This is the scariest thing I've ever done.
It's scarier than climbing up my dad's leg.
It's not scary at all.
It's good.
Because it's dangerous.
Right?
Let's do this.
I don't want to make you do it.
I want you to chew it properly.
I really want to see it!
What do you want to see?
You eat it!
If you say it like that...
You've become quiet.
You look happy.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
With this...
Do your best.
[Applause and cheers]
That heat is different from the heat of this world.
It's hot.
My body gets lower and lower.
Horrible.
Horrible, horrible.
Well, it's also a representative work of Mr. Koeda, but it's also a representative work of "Tantedive Scoop".
"Tantedive Scoop" is like this.
I laugh even when I see it.
Yes, even when you see it.
Well, let's start the quiz.
Even after Detective Koeda chewed it, the egg exploded.
What did Detective Koeda say just before the explosion?
[What did Koeda say just before the explosion?]
Just before the explosion.
Was it when Koeda exploded for the first time?
Well, let's say it together.
Well, first of all, the "Hazama Detective Team" is "Tantive Scoop" and "Yamayori Koeda".
What did you say just before?
I forgot the name of the mountain.
The "Ishida Detective Team" is "Shio".
Yes, for me, as soon as I said "Shio", I was completely defenseless.
I couldn't move at all.
Well, "Takeyama Detective Team" also has "Shio".
"Eroin" was troubled, but...
"Sabe" pretended to know "that" at first, but he didn't say a single word.
It was a complete pretense.
"Erika-chan" also said "that" when "Sabe" was troubled, but in the end, they didn't say anything.
Well, is there an answer? Here is the answer video.
Is there salt?
The answer is "is there salt?"
The correct answer is Team Ishida and Team Takeyama!
An exploded egg doesn't taste like an egg anymore.
It's dangerous, so you should never imitate it.
Thank you very much!
That was our special guest, Katsuna Koito-san!
In the 4th round, I, Eton Mai Rinmasu, will announce the 2013 best masterpiece chosen by the fans, followed by me, Kenji Shitamura!
It's been a while since I last saw it.
I don't know what's really in it, but I think there's something good in it.
Please take a look.
The special guest is a 12-year-old boy who has never inflated a balloon gum in his life.
Did Detective Tam find the cause of it?
His tongue is clumsy like this.
If his tongue is clumsy like this...
Did he find a way to practice?
What?!
It was just a boast.
There is a master who has won many times in a balloon gum competition.
You are a champion of balloon gum, aren't you?
It's been a long time ago.
Can you teach me how to inflate a balloon?
Tips.
You have to do it like this.
You are like Nagashima, aren't you?
You are a genius, so I can't teach you anymore.
The three-hour training continued.
You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
His goal is bigger than a tennis ball.
That means...
I can't do it!
I will do it hard.
OK. Can you do it?
Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. Slowly.
He did it!
The boy's dream became bigger and bigger!
Are you hungry?
The young man is happy just by talking about poop.
Curry is delicious. I like curry.
Curry and poop are similar, aren't they?
Don't you think so?
Are you OK?
Yes.
Did you eat poop?
Just by looking at the poop he drew in his drawing,
can you tell that it is a drawing?
According to Picto-kun, it is a monumental masterpiece of liberal arts science.
Such a great teacher drew poop for us!
I'm full.
Did you write this?
Yes, I did.
I took it from a poop picture.
You took it from a poop picture and wrote "poop" on it?
What kind of minister of culture is this?
So you got it from this picture?
It's my true intention.
I see.
Mr. Guga is amazing!
Yes.
I get emotional just by imagining it.
It must be exhausting.
I'd like to go home exhausted.
And the boy with the balloon gum.
I don't know how we can do it.
Can we blow it up and blow it up?
No one can do it.
No one can teach me.
You're a genius.
Watch and learn.
Let's see who our guests were.
I have a dog named Ryukun at home.
Ryukun is our family's biggest heavy smoker,
so when he finds a cigarette, he adds it to the filter and acts like he's smoking it.
I thought it was funny and told him not to pick it up, but to pick it up and let him smell it for once.
Then, the next day, he started taking money out of my wallet.
Now, he puts his head in the bag of guests who come to my house and takes money out of my wallet as well.
Can you at least stop him from taking money out of your wallet?
Ryukun is in trouble.
Well, smoking is stealing money from people, so it's not a bad thing.
This is the wallet in the bag.
From here, the dog takes out the money.
This dog?
Yes, it is.
Oh, where is Ryukun?
There.
Ryukun.
I've had about ten pets, but this is the first time for me.
A dog like this?
Yes, it's my first time.
It has a cute face.
It's a boy.
And it looks like you, mom.
Wait a minute. I brought some shoes.
Ryukun!
Shoes?
Doesn't this work?
Can you lift up the shoes?
Ryukun, what is it?
If you leave it there, money will come out of it.
Money is coming out of it.
Can I look at it?
Huh?
What's with that face?
What's with that face just now?
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Run!
Hey!
Run!
You ran away in one fell swoop, didn't you?
Hey, look at this.
This, you know?
This was also taken at the scene just now.
This is only one and a good one?
Huh? You were saying "video" with your mouth, weren't you?
Not "hand", right?
Yes, with my mouth.
You have a cute face.
You keep saying it with your mouth all the time.
I don't.
Um...
Ryu-kun...
What is the reason...
for the money to be known like this?
I'm going to look into it.
Okay.
So I take out all the money, coins and other things.
And when I open it, will it come?
It came right away.
I don't have any money.
I think it's the smell.
It smells like money.
So I take out this wallet.
I've never put any money in it.
Of course, there's nothing in it.
I've never put any money in it.
I'll put it here.
It's coming.
She recognizes the wallet.
But she doesn't do it.
I've always had my husband's wallet.
But I've never had any money in it.
It's useless.
Can you give it back?
I can't put it in.
You can't put it in.
It's always in vain.
But look.
It opened.
It went in, but it stopped in the middle.
What's this?
It's a smell.
It's definitely a smell.
Wait a minute.
I'll put in some more money.
This is what I didn't have before.
I know...
It's totally...
In Japan...
You're good!
You're fast!
I know...
What's wrong?
It's...
I know...
Really...
This is a movie about people...
Right?
This is a problem...
Customers...
When my friends come...
First of all...
Put your face in the bag...
Put my face in...
You know...
Customers...
Don't do like this...
I want you not to do like this...
You know...
I look like I've done something, right?
You've done something...
To be honest...
You've done something...
That's right...
I didn't say "take this and put it down"...
For now...
That's the minimum...
I'll do something...
Today...
One day...
I'll do something...
Hello...
Excuse me...
Detective Night Scoop...
I'm Tamura, a detective...
Yes...
I'm a boy...
Three years old...
Yes...
That boy...
Well...
He's stealing money...
He's leaving his wallet behind...
No...
He's leaving his wallet behind...
From his wallet...
Yes...
He's good at stealing money...
Is he stealing money from you?
That's right...
Well...
Excuse me...
I don't know what you're thinking...
If you don't mind...
Could you come here for a second?
Yes, of course...
Hello...
Oh, I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...
I'll show you how it's done...
This is her wallet...
It's a solid wallet...
Yes...
And you put it like this...
Oh!
I'm sorry...
To be honest, I've been raised in a training center since I was born...
Yes...
I've been watching a lot of dogs since I was 47 years old...
Yes...
This is the first time I've seen it...
When you try to put your face in your bag...
You hide your cell phone and so on...
Even if your mother says no...
You say you'll surprise her...
Yes...
Now...
You put your cell phone in your bag...
And you put your cell phone in your speaker...
For example...
In front of you...
When you put your face in your bag...
You say you won't do it...
Maybe you don't do it when you're watching...
But you hide it...
Inside of you...
And you become a bad boy...
That's why you're watching it like this...
Oh...
Failure, failure, failure, failure, failure...
I'm sorry.
Err...
He took my wallet.
Err... Failure.
Timing is important, so...
When he hits you in the back...
Err...
Tell him "no", okay?
Okay.
Ryu-kun! Hey!
Ryu-kun!
(applause)
You know...
I think something's wrong.
I hear a voice in my bag.
I'm in a state of being surprised and stopping.
If you say so...
I'm a little scared.
That's right.
Earlier...
Yes.
My mother said...
Yes.
I heard a voice from my bag.
Yes.
I don't think it will go anymore.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yes.
I have a wallet with cash in it.
Like this...
Hello.
It's really hot, isn't it?
Right?
It's hot, isn't it?
It's really hot, isn't it?
It's hot.
Even though it's rainy.
Really?
(laughter)
I'm going to go wash my hands.
Dad, which way is it?
Over there.
Dad, can you tell me where it is?
Mom, can you come over here for a second?
You've caught up with us.
This is always a chance, isn't it?
It's always a chance, isn't it?
Do you think we'll get angry?
Mr. Itagaki, what do you think of the atmosphere?
Well, I think we got results in a short period of time.
It's up there.
I'm more concerned about this one.
This one?
I think so.
You're very smart.
You're smart, so it's easy for you to be persistent.
I heard you were getting better in a short period of time.
But now you're getting worse and worse.
Really?
Now, here's a quiz.
Ryu was surprised by his mother's voice from the speaker and froze.
How many seconds did you freeze for?
What's that?
If you look closely and count, you'll know.
You're smart.
You're smart, so it's easy for you to be persistent.
Let's see the answer.
Only the answer.
Yes.
It's close, but not close.
Now, please show us the answer.
Here you go.
Team Hadama, eight seconds.
Was it about eight seconds?
Mr. Maeda said it was ten seconds.
I said it wasn't that long.
I'll rewrite it for you.
If Mr. Maeda catches up with us,
he'll say, "I caught young people's eyes again."
It's not a big deal.
It's still there.
Team Eishida, six seconds.
Now, Detective Hashimoto.
I was wondering how long you were frozen for.
It's exactly six seconds.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Six seconds!
Detective Hashimoto said it was pretty long.
It's pretty long, too.
Team Katakeyama, eight seconds.
Eight seconds.
Team Katakeyama, the same.
Yes.
I think Erika knows it.
Erika can make dogs feel better.
Yes, it makes dogs feel better.
Try counting.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Five, six, seven, eight, nine...
Nine! Nine! Nine! Nine!
Then, nine please!
Nine! Nine! Nine!
Nine?
Either is fine.
Nine! Nine! Nine!
Either is fine!
Ryu-kun! Hey! Ryu-kun! Ryu-kun! What are you doing?!
11 seconds
The time is 11 seconds.
Everyone is correct!
Too bad!
I thought it was 11 seconds.
It's pretty long!
It's so cute you can see it!
It's cute!
Didn't you think it was a little short?
That's right!
The first face and the charm!
6 seconds were barely enough!
Even in the middle!
Sensei! Sensei! 11 seconds!
I'm glad you said that!
It was the closest in the middle!
It was, wasn't it?!
I'm listening!
By the way!
For now...
Team Hazama has 2 points!
Team Ishida has 3 points!
Team Toyohime has 3 points!
There is still a chance of winning!
Yes!
Today, Awamitsu is special!
What?!
Today, too?!
What?!
Awamitsu is special!
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
One more time! One more time!
One more time!
You suddenly said you'd say it!
I'm sorry!
I was so nervous! I'm sorry!
Don't lose your timing!
Today, Awamitsu is special!
"Tantei Daida Sukupu Fan Kanshasai 2013" and "Daisutei"!
We're showing you this year's masterpiece VTR!
Here is our second special guest!
Here he is! Please come in!
Here we have our second special guest!
This person! Please come in!
Nice to meet you, I'm Nagahara Seiji-san!
Seiji-san, you don't look well today.
Are you going to die already?
What are you saying?
What's wrong with you?
Now, we're going to announce our 2013 Best VTR.
Seiji-san, you're going to choose one of our best 5 VTRs.
Out of all of them?
Yes!
Which one is it?
Here it is!
Please watch the VTR!
2013 Best VTR
Hello!
Are you Iraisa-san?
Yes!
The fireworks in front of you look like they're about to explode.
They're firmly connected, but how?
This is a different one.
The one with the neck and the head together.
How many are you wearing?
Two!
Two?!
But they still come out.
How do you come out of it?
Do you come out of it?
I don't know.
Do you remove that joint or something?
Do you do it yourself?
Let's use a hidden camera to watch some of the fireworks.
Is it coming out?
It's clearly coming out.
It's coming out!
It's coming out.
It's coming out!
It came out!
It's hot!
What is he doing?
Wait. He's a little...
He's a little...
He's making mistakes.
Oh, it's coming off!
It's coming off! It's coming off!
Look!
This guy is amazing!
It's because he's strong!
Oh, it's coming off!
It's coming off!
Steve McQueen also had a great escape!
It's coming off!
Oh, you're the client, Joseph-kun.
Who drank the can of tea that the client had kept for fun without asking for it?
There's no doubt that it's an internal crime committed by the family.
There's a criminal lurking among these people who seem to be doing their best.
Mother...
Father...
Brother...
I see...
At first glance...
Who do you think is better?
My brother.
He's pretty evil and grumpy.
I see...
Then let's question the criminal!
You guys!
Do you know what it is?
It's a lie detector.
If you lie, you have to pay a high price for the detector.
I see...
You're angry now?
No, not at all.
Oh, I'm scared!
Are you still going to make me drink it?
Drink it!
The suspect is also very strict.
Hey, relax!
I'm talking to you guys!
You bastard!
Because of his friend's kind invitation...
I'm sorry! I drank it!
...he fell.
You drank it?
Yes, I did.
You admitted it?
Yes.
And he was caught.
He was taken away.
Once upon a time, my brother gave me a bath bomb called "tears of love" as a souvenir from Fukuoka.
The scent is refreshing and minty, but even though the water is hot, for some reason it's cold and you can't get in or out of the bath bomb.
Ah, this scent is nostalgic.
This is my third bath. It's so comfortable.
It's so comfortable in the afternoon.
My eyes hurt.
Ah, it's starting to hurt.
Even though the water is 43 degrees Celsius.
Ah, it's cold.
It's overflowing!
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
Excuse me, ma'am.
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
Please do this for me.
What are you talking about?
I told you!
Hot water.
It's really cold!
Whether or not he goes in or out...
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
It's overflowing!
For a while, he couldn't stop shaking.
He must wipe his dog's tears.
Hey you!
It's like we're in front of your house!
Right in front of you!
From home to work, the boat arrives faster than the train.
The client is full of confidence.
He decides to compete with his boss.
But...
Right away...
Too slow! Too slow!
No!
Way too slow!
The propeller is crushed!
It's pretty damaged.
It's damaged!
As usual, the first boss gets on the JR train from Oji Station and heads for work.
The person, detective and clients go on an unexpected adventure on the Yamato River!
There's a lot of water in here!
Ah, I can't go any further!
Man, I'm in a lot of trouble!
The boss gets on the South Coast Line.
Whoa!
I'm soaking wet, too!
Ah!
This is no good for commuting!
The boss arrives at work. It's only been an hour and a half since he left.
I know this place!
This is no good!
Look at this!
Man, this smells awful!
The boss looks like he's enjoying his lunch.
However, this is...
Oh, you're right!
We're here! We're here!
We're finally at the office, but it's almost closing time!
Sorry for being late!
We were 8 hours late from the train when we left the office.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
We somehow managed to be late, didn't we?
Yeah, we were late.
We were late.
We were supposed to be done in 9 minutes.
A lot of things happened.
9 hours. 9 hours.
I'm soaked.
That's your own bag, isn't it?
That's why.
My own cell phone was drained and I couldn't do anything.
That's why I'm so angry!
I want to go home! I want to go home!
That's right. We were supposed to be like that.
We were supposed to be like that.
We've been silent the whole time!
Now, what is Seiki's best PR?
I have a daughter who is one and two years old, a son who is four, six and nine years old.
There are five children in total, but if these five people gather, my house is a battlefield.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yes, especially at night, it's hard to put me to bed.
I'm going crazy as much as I like on the bed.
Wow, that's amazing.
I'm fighting every day.
That's okay for an hour or two, and I can't sleep no matter how long it takes.
Until now, I've been threatening and putting them to bed by saying, "If you don't sleep forever, Gao will come to eat you."
Recently, it seems like they've noticed that Gao doesn't come out.
It doesn't work at all.
I'm a bus driver, and lack of sleep is a big enemy.
So, in order for the children to know that if they don't be good children, Gao will really come, I'm going to get rid of the scary Gao once and for all.
Thank you.
This is a great idea.
Please have a look.
Oh, good evening.
Good evening.
Nice to meet you. I'm Tachimoto-san.
Yes, that's right.
Wow.
Good evening.
Oh, you like this garden today, don't you?
Yes.
Oh, you like it, don't you?
Yes, yes.
What do you like?
I like flowers.
You like flowers, don't you?
Oh, you're a good boy.
I'm sorry for being rude to you as an adult.
You're very quiet.
You're very smart.
Wow.
Oh, good evening.
Yes.
Oh, good evening.
Today's Tachimoto family is...
Do you like it?
Yes.
The eldest son. And?
The second daughter.
The second daughter is... how old?
Um... six years old.
What's her name?
And?
My name is Tachimoto Airi.
She looks just like you, doesn't she?
Does she?
Does she look like me?
She does.
Does she?
She looks just like you.
It must be hard for you every day.
Yes, it is.
What are you doing here?
I'm your dad, Garigari!
He doesn't have time for clothes anymore.
Ryuu, you have to eat something.
You have to eat something.
I'll send you some cookies.
Dad, don't do that!
I'm not making them now.
Dad made them.
Oh, I made them?
Yes.
Can I make them?
Yum!
You dropped it!
I didn't!
Oh, you're doing something great.
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
You're doing something great with your mom.
Right?
Yum!
You're doing something great.
There's rice in there, so don't eat it!
Eat it first!
It's starting! It's starting!
Are you full now?
Huh?
Are you full now?
Omega!
No, that's not it.
Omega!
No, that's not it.
Omega!
You're getting used to it.
You don't have to say "omega."
Omega!
Hey you, turn on the light at the health center.
Omega!
Tomorrow, you'll be in line for crime.
Omega!
And this fear of adulthood, you'll feel it too!
Omega!
Do you put this on? It's like this, right?
It's blue, it's blue!
It's long.
Ouch!
Seiya, Kousei, take a bath.
Take a bath!
Seiki-san, I'm sorry.
What?
Um, can you two take a bath?
No!
No! No!
Take a bath!
That's...
I...
I've never taken a bath with a child before.
Who do you want to take a bath with?
Old man! Old man! Old man!
Old man!
Why do you keep going there?
No, I want to take a bath.
I want to take a bath.
You guys, until just now...
Are you crazy?!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
(Laughter)
Grandma, can you give me some bread?
We are now finally ready to sleep.
Finally!
Mom, is everyone sleeping here?
That's right.
Wada-machan, Shii! Shii!
Wait, wait, wait!
Shii! Shii!
Shii!
Dad, Shii!
Hurry up and sleep!
Grandma, where do we sleep?
I'll watch you from here.
No!
I'll watch you from here!
No!
I'll watch you from here!
No!
Hurry up and sleep!
Hey, wake up!
Hey!
Wake up!
Hey!
Wake up!
I'm sleeping!
Wake up, Gaoh!
Gaoh!
I'm not scared.
You're not scared?
No.
What if he comes out?
If he comes out, I'll beat him up.
Beat him up?
Yeah.
But it doesn't hurt, right?
You're scary.
Good night.
Stay still.
Good night.
No!
It's delicious.
Are you going to express your feelings?
I have no choice but to show my face.
Your face?
Yes.
What kind of person do you fear the most?
Someone who looks like he can eat you.
Someone who looks like a big black monster.
A monster?
Someone who looks familiar and beautiful.
Isn't that a pervert?
Are you a pervert?
A little bit.
You are a pervert. Go to bed.
You are a pervert.
What are you doing?
Hey!
No. 2 and No. 4.
Go to bed.
It's your turn.
It's a battle.
I will beat you today.
Let's go!
Eat-o-man!
(Laugh)
Jeeeeez!
How many letters are you gonna say?
Are you gonna say it?
Are you gonna say it from now on?
Do you want me to say it properly?
Do you want me to say it properly and sleep in peacefully from now on?
Are you going to sleep?
Sorry, teacher!
Are you going to sleep?
Sorry, teacher!
Are you going to sleep?
Yes!
Are you not going to make any more money?
No!
Okay, sleep!
Sleep!
Okay!
Sanran, sleep!
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!
Okay!
Are you my mother?
Mother!
Yes?
From now on, listen to your grandmother and go to sleep!
Yes, teacher!
Again, when you go out, look at your face!
Bye-bye!
I'm going home!
In the end, it's Gao.
You've become honest, haven't you?
Look, everyone.
If you don't listen to your parents and go to bed early, Gao will leave you again.
Farewell, Gao!
You're a pervert, but you're just right.
If you say more than that, you won't be seen anymore.
I'm not afraid of anything less.
You three are so scary!
When will your eyes change?
But, you know, after all that fighting, your eyes are starting to look like Yankees.
Everyone has endured it.
Children don't bite.
No, but they've endured it.
In the end, their eyes are starting to look like Yankees.
You've become honest, haven't you?
Now, it's time for the quiz.
How many times has Seiki-san been called "Yankee" by children?
Open it up!
Think about it!
From now on...
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Hazama's team has won 11 times!
Same as before, 11 times in 11 seconds.
- Has anyone counted this yet? - Sensei has.
- Sensei has counted it. - Sensei has counted it!
Since it's my second time, I thought, "Ah, this is it!"
- What?! - You're sharp!
Since it's my second time counting, it's usually 10 or 11.
But Maeda-kun always says 11 wins.
- So you've taken in Maeda's opinion now. - Yes, I've taken it in sufficiently.
- You're kind. - I see.
You suddenly started being careful.
Ashida's team has won 10 times!
- Basically, Seki-san has been around for a long time. - Yes.
His limit is about 10 times.
- His limit is about 10 times. - I see.
Since he lost in a game and was hired,
he changed his mind about 10 times.
- I don't think he can last more than 10 times. - I see.
And Takeyama's team has won 8 times!
Surprisingly, I feel like I've said it about 10 times,
- but it's being shown continuously. - I see.
- So I think it's surprisingly one digit. - I see.
Now, is there an answer?
Here is the answer.
- Have you become friends yet? - Huh?
- Have you become friends yet? - Oh my god!
- No, it's not like that. - Oh my god!
- It's not like that. - Oh my god!
- Oh my god!
- You're using it right away. - I'm sorry.
- You don't have to say "oh my god". - Oh my god!
- Oh my god!
- When you get home, light a fire. - Oh my god!
- Tomorrow, stand in a line. - Oh my god!
- Don't you remember the fear of adults? - Oh my god!
The correct answer is number 10.
The team that got the correct answer is...
- Oh my god! - Oh my god!
- Great! - Oh my god!
- And sad! - Oh my god!
- The answer is number 10! - Oh my god!
- You said it was number 10! - You should have said it earlier.
I'll cut it off from now on.
- Cut it off? - Cut it off?
- I'm sorry! - Thank you for coming today.
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- Let's move on to the next round. - Yes!
- Tamura-kun, what happened? - Oh my!
- There's been a skirmish. - New detectives, come forward!
- Come forward! - I'm going to talk!
- Tamura-san! - What?
- Speak up! - I'm speaking up!
- Do you know why I suddenly spoke up? - Why?
- Because of my lack of speaking in the first half. - Yes.
- My manager told me to be careful. - Oh my!
- It's the first time I've seen someone who can't speak now. - Oh my!
- Let's move on. - Yes!
- The 2013 Best Picture of the Year goes to...
- Tamura Hiroshi-tan! - Oh my!
- Congratulations! - Genius!
- There are many great works.
- Let's start with number 3 and 2!
- It was a bonsai. - It was a bonsai.
Since the member asked us to look for a huge hole dug on the back yard of the house,
the dog was exactly in the hole to see how deep it is.
It's in there.
What's in there?
It's a cherry.
Can't you see it?
I can't see it.
Is it deep in there?
Yes.
It's difficult.
It's too long.
Is there a dog in there?
Oh, yes.
Is it deep in there?
Is the cherry okay?
Cherry?
Oh, cherry.
It's still deep in there.
I'm sure it's still deep in there.
They put a small camera on the end of the stick and looked inside.
It's coming up.
Raise it up.
The camera captured the cherry for a moment.
I saw a strong ball.
It doesn't bend, does it?
I don't know.
They couldn't continue digging.
Maybe the detective turned off the light and went into the hole with a camera.
He's a detective spirit.
It's deep in there.
How is it?
Can you see the cherry?
Oh, wow.
You should be able to see the cherry's face.
The cherry is scared of the light's lens.
It's perfect.
It captured everything.
What did you think of it?
It's just like I thought it would be.
I'm satisfied with it.
The client's husband saw the TV and said it had a special ability to turn it on and off.
It's hard to believe, but first he plugged in his earphones and turned off the sound and experimented with the TV.
Is the TV working or not? Which one?
It's working.
Wow!
Is the TV working or not? Which one?
It's not working.
Is it working or not?
Next, they experimented whether it's working or not even from outside of the house.
It's working.
Wow, it's working. It's a typical room.
It doesn't feel like it's working here.
It's not working?
No.
Well, we just got back and we haven't turned on the TV yet.
It's working.
Wow!
Even outside of the house, his husband thinks it's working.
To do a more severe experiment, he rented out one floor of the hotel and tried turning on the TV with only four rooms out of the eleven rooms.
If you can feel the difference between these four rooms, you'll be able to do it.
It's not working.
How is it?
It's not working!
It's not working.
It's not working!
It's working.
It's working!
Now let's put it on the tree.
After that, they tried it one at a time and found all ten rooms to be correct.
If only one room is correct, it's perfect!
Cool!
Wow!
The last one, 603!
Will it work this time?
You look pretty confident. Will it work?
I think it'll work.
I'll open it now! Open!
It worked!
Perfect!
Yes!
Wow!
It's amazing!
I did it! I finally did it!
The detective is more excited than his wife.
I didn't know I had this ability!
What should I use this ability for?
I don't know about this!
As a detective, it's a noble deed, isn't it?
What is it?
Getting more excited than the client.
No, I was very excited, but the client was very calm, wasn't she?
Is it something natural?
Yes, it's like you can feel it.
But we haven't been able to figure out what that ability is yet.
Can we use it?
Well, how do you say it?
Well, fill me up with blank space.
That's a huge blank space!
It's about 20 years of blank space!
The best VR in Tamura Hiroshi Stand is...
Enjoy!
My five-year-old son Eita has something scary and scary that I can't get enough of.
It's Hyottoko.
Hyottoko?
Hyottoko dance is performed by Hyuga City in Miyazaki Prefecture, and Hyottoko appears in Miyazaki City, where we live, every now and then.
Last summer, Hyottoko, who thought he had just happened to be back from a festival in the city, pretended to take Eita somewhere by light means.
Ever since then, Eita has become afraid of Hyottoko, and now he cries just by looking at Hyottoko.
Could you please help Eita overcome his fear of Hyottoko?
Hello.
Oh, there's another one.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Hello!
What is your name?
Eita.
Eita!
Eita, do you have something you hate?
I don't like Hyottoko.
Ouch, that's dangerous! If you don't talk to me properly, I'll call you.
I don't like you.
I don't like you. I'll call you.
Just come here for a second!
Can you talk to me properly?
It's really scary, isn't it?
Yes, Hyottoko is no good anymore.
Eita, are you afraid of Hyottoko?
When the detective came, you said you'd teach me a way not to be afraid of Hyottoko, didn't you, Mom?
Okay, Eita, let's do our best!
Okay!
(cheers and applause)
It hurts!
No!
Are you running away?
No?
You can't?
You can't get up?
Hang in there, hang in there, hang in there.
It was scary after all.
I have to do something to not be scared.
I have to overcome it.
Right?
Shall we go see a joke?
Is it scary because there are a lot of people?
It's scary if there are a lot of people.
Right, Sen?
I'm a little lactose intolerant.
I didn't explain the situation at all, so I don't think you know what's going on.
But as you saw earlier, Hyottoko is scared.
Everyone has a responsibility.
On the day of the festival...
...the preservation committee couldn't properly educate all of Hyottoko.
We absolutely have to do this.
We have to do it.
When you think about it calmly, it's scary to be alone.
I think it's a flow that opens your heart from Eita-kun.
Then, everyone, please remove this vest for once.
It's a pretty old girl.
Then, president, who do you like the most among these and who seems to be liked by children?
The most kind-hearted one is this girl.
Do you like children?
Yes, I like them.
I will do my best while thinking seriously that I want to be friends with Eita-kun.
Eita, you have become energetic.
Shall we go and play with me?
Where?
Shall we go to the amusement park?
Let's go.
Shall we go?
Then, we have come to the amusement park.
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
Then, shall we play?
Yes.
Where did you go? Where did you go?
Where did you go?
I know you are scared, but where did you go?
She's not there anymore. She's not there anymore. She's fine now.
I'm glad you went somewhere right away.
She's kind, isn't she?
Yes.
She's actually taking good care of you.
What is that?
Ah, it's merry-go-round!
She's looking at me.
She's looking at me again.
Why is she looking at me?
Maybe she wanted to ride with me.
She looks really lonely.
Ah, look! She's riding by herself!
You should have ridden with me earlier.
You should have told me.
But you're so kind.
But you shouldn't have been scared.
You shouldn't have ridden with me earlier.
Look! She's riding by herself and she looks really lonely.
Do you want to ride this?
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Is it your first time riding a train?
Wow! That's great!
You made good memories!
She's riding far away so that you don't get scared.
She's kind, isn't she?
She cares about you the most.
Look! She's waving at you.
Do you want me to wave at you?
Good! Good! Good!
She's so kind! She's so kind!
Good!
Where do you want to go next?
There's a pond over there.
Do you want to ride a boat?
Wow! She's sinking!
I'm scared.
Why?
She's riding by herself and she looks lonely.
I'm scared.
Are you scared? Do you want to run away?
Maybe if we run away,
you might get hurt.
You were ignored by people you wanted to be friends with, weren't you?
Yes.
If you were ignored by people you wanted to be friends with,
you might get hurt, don't you think?
Yes.
Right?
So let's leave it at that.
Look! She's riding a boat by herself.
There's a lot of crabs.
There's a lot of skin exposure.
She's been bitten.
But she's been putting up with it because she wants to be friends with you.
Do you want to be friends with me?
She wants to be friends with you.
Eita-kun.
Say "Eita-kun".
Yes.
Say "yes".
Otoko-kun.
She's having a good time.
She's very happy.
It's starting to rain.
Hyotto-kun can't do it.
Poor thing.
It's starting to rain.
She's in trouble.
Hyotto-kun didn't realize how stupid she was until now.
She didn't realize that Eita-kun taught her.
Eita-kun, thank you for teaching me.
You're welcome.
It's getting a little hot, isn't it?
Right?
I want something cold.
Do you have your favorite ice cream?
I do.
What is it?
Gari Gari-kun.
Do you like Gari Gari-kun?
It's delicious, isn't it?
I like Gari Gari-kun, too.
Eita, that's the Gari Gari-kun that Hyotto-kun is holding.
She's pointing it out.
Can you give me one?
Hyotto-kun, can you give me one?
Okay, okay, okay.
Thank you.
She gave it to me!
She gave me two!
She's really nice!
One for me and one for Hyotto-kun?
Is that okay?
What about Hyotto-kun's share?
She forgot about her own share.
She bought me and A-ta's share and forgot about her own.
She's such a good girl.
Thank you for the snack you bought me.
Thank you.
A-ta, would you like me to pat you on the head?
High-five!
A-ta, you're such a good girl.
A-ta, would you like to be friends with me?
Say it if you're brave enough.
Would you like to be friends with me?
Say yes!
High-five!
No more friends!
Wow!
You did a good job, A-ta!
Report it to your mother.
Aren't you scared, A-ta?
You did a good job.
Huh?
Did you finally wake up?
Are you shy, A-ta?
You're so shy.
Why did you come?
What?
I have a present for you.
Thank you.
A-ta!
What did you get me?
Hyottoko.
You got me Hyottoko from Hyottoko.
It's the same.
Look, A-ta.
How is it?
You're so cute, A-ta.
A-ta, you're Hyottoko now.
Thank you for complimenting me.
Hyottoko and Hyottoko, give me a hug!
Hyottoko, cheers!
Thank you for today.
Thank you for meeting me and getting along with me.
We're friends now.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
A-ta is so cute.
Let's move on to the quiz.
What was the accident that happened to Hyottoko when she was riding on an amusement park boat?
Please answer.
Takeyama team is late.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's about time for you to practice opening normally.
Are you stupid?
No, I'm not stupid.
You're brothers, right?
I'm going crazy.
You're going crazy?
It's not over yet.
Okay, everyone, get ready.
Kazama team was stabbed in the back.
Yes, it was done on the board.
Yes.
Maeda-kun did it all by himself.
However, the word "kano-mushi" looked like "kakara".
So I closed the restroom seat.
You couldn't forgive it?
I told you to write a new diary.
What kind of battle is this?
Everyone, get along.
Now, Ishida team was stabbed in the back.
They were stabbed in the back.
No doubt about it.
Now, Takeyama team was also stabbed in the back.
They were stabbed in the back!
Don't force yourself to say it!
It's fine if you say it.
It's about this big, isn't it?
Probably.
I think it's about this big.
Let's see the answer.
It's about this big.
What?
It's about this big.
Why are you alone? You look lonely.
Why are you alone on the board?
You look like a crab.
The answer was "stabbed in the back".
So, all teams got it right!
Thank you!
This year, everyone is in a good mood, isn't it?
Yes!
We just want it. Detectives' notebook.
We want it!
Well, Hashimoto was really a fan of Nightscope.
We want it!
I thought I wouldn't get it, but I really can't get it!
Detectives can't get it.
That's why we want it!
Now, here is the third special guest!
This person!
Thank you for coming!
And now, for our special...
Sansei Night Scoop Fan Appreciation Festival 2013!
Here we have our third special guest!
It's this person!
Nice to meet you!
Once again, I'm Director Nishida!
Nice to meet you! I'm Nishida Toshiyuki!
You fixed it, didn't you?
I'll do it again if you do it again!
Do it again!
A teacher's skill is a teacher's skill!
A teacher's mistake is a teacher's responsibility!
What are you doing?
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Please come in!
I've been watching Night Scoop!
I've been watching!
When Sawabe-kun was filming Omaru...
Yes!
I wanted to do this!
You're admiring him!
I admire him!
You're admiring him!
I was like, "I'm in that role!"
I watch it all the time!
Thank you for being such a good successor!
Thank you!
The fans have chosen the best VTR of 2013!
Matsumura-san's case is...
He's chosen the best 5 of all VTRs!
I would like to announce it!
Thank you!
I'm looking forward to it!
Okay!
Okay, you can shake it!
Okay!
Please go ahead!
Please watch my VTR!
Please go ahead!
Thank you!
We're in Otsu, Shiga Prefecture!
A popular restaurant, Mifuji!
Do we go in from here?
No matter what you order here, you'll get a terrible amount of food!
While he was waiting for the katsudon to be served, he asked for an autograph.
Thank you very much.
What's this?
This is...
Matsu. This is Matsu.
Mura.
Um, can you all read this?
Huh?
His master ordered it for him.
Soon, the katsudon was served.
Oh!
What is this?
This is the katsudon served at Mifuji Restaurant.
And it's fresh!
And it's surprisingly cheap!
Does this mean it's cheap?
To be honest...
It's not profitable, is it?
Yes.
Wow!
By the way, this is a large serving.
It takes a lot of time for me to eat this.
I should have eaten something else.
Behind the regretful detective Matsumura, there's an even more terrifying scene.
This is the legendary large yakisoba!
And also, large omelet rice!
And...
Large okonomiyaki!
As expected of Detective Matsumura, it was a terrifying restaurant where you could run away.
The requesters wanted to see if their balls would work on professional baseball players, but they were really amazing.
It's falling! It's amazing! It's like a little drop! It's falling nicely! Oh, you're good!
What about the next ball?
All right, all right, all right!
I just dodged it! It's dangerous!
It's amazing! I thought it was a dead ball, but it turns nicely!
In order to see if their balls would work, we asked Mr. Shimoyanagi, who is a former professional baseball player, to come.
Who wants to challenge professional baseball?
These guys! These guys!
All right, all right!
Don't you think you're turning more than me?
I can still hit it, though.
Hey, nice pitch!
Shimoyanagi, empty shot!
We also asked him to imitate Kanemoto.
You're good!
You look like him!
He's the only one who can do it.
There are some interesting guys, you know.
Looking at the ball more than expected, Shimoyanagi called out a person who could compete in this stadium.
Kanemoto, right?
That person is...
It's Kanemoto himself!
It's Mr. Kanemoto himself!
All right, it's a match between Kanemoto and Tomoaki!
It's a miracle that a student who was playing baseball with a rubber ball hit a slugger nine times during the day off!
How was it?
Then, one more time.
One more time!
It was really frustrating.
It was frustrating.
No way! It's the last match and he's about to cry!
I won!
Way to go!
Big brother, you're funny!
The first ball of fate!
It's a miracle that this match came to life.
And it's also a miracle that Bat cut the ball.
The passion of those who asked for it brought it about.
We will never forget this moment!
Thank you!
The wish of those who dedicated their youth to swimming.
It's to break the world record of speed.
First, they will measure the 100m time.
But it's too far for the world record.
38.43 seconds!
We have to shorten it!
To break the world record, they can't choose any means.
It's a strategy of 10 people pulling a person with a rope!
I caught you!
The first challenger who wants to experience speed for the first time, what will be the result?
He set a new world record!
It feels so good!
In addition, Detective Matsubara also challenged!
What the camera captured was not a world record, but a shocking video!
What's more!
He looks just like him!
Does he really look like Mr. Iida?
He looks just like him.
The deceased father looks just like former professional baseball player Mr. Iida Tetsuya.
So, for his younger brother, who had never played catch ball with his father since he was too young,
he asked his mother to make memories with his father with Mr. Iida's cooperation.
I want to do it.
You want to do it?
Yes.
In fact, his mother also has something she wants Mr. Iida to do.
He failed his entrance exam brilliantly when he was in the third year of high school,
so it's a consultation.
Will Mr. Iida accept this story?
I know you want to see it.
Does he look like me?
Yes, he does!
Then, let's get started!
Excuse me, but this is my father's memento.
Can I change my clothes?
Please.
Then, they meet each other.
Well!
This is my father's memento.
Hiroo-kun.
You can be my father today.
Mom, you can be my father today.
Yes.
Dad, it's good!
It's good!
His younger brother's wish is a catch ball that he couldn't make with his father.
Are you studying?
Yes.
You're heavy!
What?
You're heavy!
The best.
The best? Is it heavy?
His older brother's wish is a pair of gloves that his father wanted to try when he was alive.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm sorry, father!
I'm embarrassed!
I'm embarrassed.
And his mother's wish is to talk about his son's career path.
It was a college entrance exam.
Yes.
The shortest way is the best.
Find what you want to do and work hard even if you don't succeed.
What do you think, mother?
Butsuda didn't say anything.
You came all the way here.
Is that so?
You're really...
Work hard from now on.
Come and watch baseball again.
Okay?
Work hard from now on.
Let's team up!
I talked about it with my mom last time and she was happy about it too.
From the first moment I saw it, I started crying.
That's how similar you are.
When I saw this VTR, Director Nishida said, "I want to thank you, Mr. Iida."
Matcha, tell me where you got Mr. Iida's number.
So I told him where I got his number.
And then, on my cell phone,
Mr. Iida, is that you?
Thank you so much for this time.
Mr. Iida! Mr. Iida! You are amazing!
That's what I said on my cell phone.
That's how similar you are.
And about the pool scene...
The director said, "If you're in pain, raise your head."
If you raise your head, you'll breathe better.
If you raise your head, you'll see above you, too.
You can see all the way through the fire.
But it was a very funny video.
That was amazing.
It was really funny.
The best VTR of Matsumura-san chosen by his fans is...
Here it is!
We are students who live in Kanazawa University's student dormitory in Ishikawa Prefecture.
Our dormitory has a history of more than 50 years, and is called Hokumei dormitory.
There is a tradition that has been passed down for generations.
It is a competition held in a dormitory bath called Hokumei Circuit.
You have to climb up a U-shaped oil ship's edge, and from there you have to make it all the way to the other side's edge in one go.
The way to clear it has been blocked off.
At this rate, there will be no faces suitable for graduates.
Could you please think of a way for us current students to clear it together?
This is huge!
Oh!
Ota-kun!
Yes!
So this is the dormitory?
Yes.
How many people are in here?
Right now it's about 100 people.
Wow, but it's old!
It is.
Wow!
It smells like a man!
Hokumei Circuit.
Yes.
Has it been around since you entered school?
Yes.
Yes, I entered the bath and my seniors taught me for the first time.
And then you did it?
No, I couldn't do it at all.
I didn't feel like I could do it.
Were you able to do it as a senior in your fourth year?
I still can't do it.
You can't?
I can't do it.
I see.
So you can't do it recently?
I really can't do it recently.
We can't lose what we have in our tradition.
That's why we want to do it no matter what.
We want to do it no matter what!
Wow!
This is it.
You stand like this from the end, kick and go to the other side.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
You can't do it here.
No, it's okay there.
Good morning.
I've been trying for about two years, but I can't do it.
I'm wondering what I'm doing alone.
I've been trying for about a year, but all I can do is emptiness.
You can't do it either, can you?
But I'm doing my best every day, so I'd love to do it.
I'll come when I can, Mr. Camera.
Oh!
Wow!
That's cool!
That's awesome!
Let's do it, Mr. Camera.
Here we go.
Oh!
Wow!
We have to change our direction here.
Yes, we do.
Can't we go straight like this?
There's a part where the body comes out a little,
so I think it would be better to use that to judge.
Even if you go straight, you can't go all the way, can you?
No, I can't.
Here we go.
Oh, you look good.
Wow!
That's awesome!
You're the best!
All right.
Are you ready?
All right, I'll do it, too.
Yes.
All right.
Here we go.
Wow!
Did you really do it?
I think I did.
You did?
Yes.
I've never seen you do it.
Are you Mr. Hori of the seventh generation who is in your dormitory now?
Mr. Hori, are you there?
Oh, Mr. Hori, I'm sorry.
Yes?
Can you do me a favor?
Yes?
Mr. Hori, you know a lot of people, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Oh, hello.
It's been a while. I'm Hori.
I'm at Hokumei Circuit.
Someone asked me if I could get in touch with you.
As far as I know, it's you, Kotani-san.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
It's all thanks to these seven-year-olds.
Oh, that's right.
I'm sorry.
No one's here yet.
Oh, you're right.
Could you show me some of your professional skills?
(Breathing)
I don't know what you're saying.
Can you say it like this?
When you're cornering or straightening, you shouldn't hold your breath.
(Breathing)
You're scared.
(Laughter)
I was scared, too.
Look!
Yes.
Look at how his performance is!
You have a different type of performance.
(Laughter)
So you're going to make me do it?
(Laughter)
Are you ready?
Yes!
You were able to do it, weren't you?
I was able to do it six or seven years ago.
How old are you now?
I'm twenty-eight.
Twenty-eight.
Oh, no.
I wonder if there's anyone who can do it.
How's it going? Is it difficult?
You don't want to ruin the event, do you?
If you don't want to ruin it, then quit it!
The North America Circuit is coming to an end.
You have to quit now!
What do you think?
What's up?
I haven't decided on a job yet.
I was supposed to get a job today, but I came here first.
You should get a job first!
This is not the time for this!
Are you going to eat western food at the North America Circuit?
Are you going to get paid at the North America Circuit?
Hello!
I'm surprised.
You're an experienced senior.
How did you come up with this?
I was drinking in the next room, and I wanted to go for a bath.
Then, someone started skating.
So I started skating, too.
This has become a tradition of Canada University.
That's wonderful.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to show me what you've got.
Are you skating from this side?
No, I'm skating from this side.
You're skating too much.
You didn't rotate it, did you?
Rotate?
What is "rotate"?
Rotate...
Rotate like this and do like this.
Like this?
Don't you know it?
No.
But you can do it like this.
Yes, I can.
It's amazing.
Let me show you.
OK.
Wow!
It's amazing.
It's bigger over there.
Wow!
Let me show you.
It's really big.
Let me show you.
Wow!
You can do it!
Wow!
You can do it!
Wow!
You did it! You did it!
I feel like I've been guided by you.
You touched me in a historical moment.
Tradition is inherited and evolved.
I'm very happy and full of feelings.
Everyone is full of passion and enthusiasm.
Canada University in the United States.
It's a smart place, isn't it?
But thanks to this,
Nomoto-kun, who was in the 5th generation,
safely entered the 6th generation.
And Hori-kun, who was in the 7th generation,
safely entered the 8th generation.
The members who challenged
Canada University in the 7th generation
seem to be working together today.
Are you still doing it?
Yes, we are.
How is it? Are there more people who can do it?
No, it's only Nomoto-san for now.
Is that so?
He's still young,
so he should work harder.
It's better to make it a professional than to collect it.
That's right.
Who will pay for it?
Thank you very much!
Now, shall we start the quiz?
What did Nomoto Yuga-kun say
after saying "sugasugashii"
when he succeeded?
I don't remember.
He said "sugasugashii".
Everyone is fast.
Please show us your answers.
1, 2, 3, go!
Don't lie!
Why did you say "Canada Palta"?
I said it just now.
It's not like that.
You wrote it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
He's really angry.
No, I'm not.
Hazama team seems to have been guided.
Ishida team, Okabe-san seems to have been guided.
I remember this comment and Matsu-chan's butt-up.
Ishida team seems to have been guided.
Is there a correct answer?
Yes!
It's really refreshing. It's like I've been guided.
The correct answer is "like I've been guided".
All teams are incorrect!
Like I've been guided!
Like I've been guided! He's clearly saying it!
It was fun!
Okame-san doesn't know much about it!
It's wonderful, but...
It was really fun, wasn't it, Maru-san?
Give it to me!
No, this is really...
It can't be helped!
If you get it right, everything will be correct!
That's right!
I understand!
It can't be helped! We're doing it seriously!
Please respond!
Thank you very much!
The winner is Matsumura-kun!
Takami-san is the only one left!
Now, it's finally the last round!
The fans have chosen the best masterpiece of 2013!
The winner is Takeyama Takanori-dentist!
Since it's the last round, I'd like to end it properly.
I've seen quite a few too, so I don't know if they're all correct,
but first, please look at the third place and second place!
Please look at the third place and second place!
When a mother tries to give her child eye drops,
she always ends up with a strange face.
It's like a horror movie!
No way!
No, no, no!
It's like this!
The recovery operation has begun!
Right now, my lower eyelid is properly open!
Let's go!
This is good! This is good! Ahh! White eye! White eye! Get me out of it! White eye! Get me black eye! Black eye! Yes, black eye came out! Yes! Yes! Yes! Look! Look! Right front! Right front!
She is now a zombie!
This is scary, ma'am!
Strategy change!
Ma'am!
- We fixed the lower eyelid and taped upper eyelid as well. - Yes.
This is good! This is good!
Oh, it's open! White eye! White eye came out! White eye! Ma'am! Get me out of black eye! Get me out of black eye!
Ma'am, it's black.
The black eye is pointing upwards. Turn it back.
You can't turn your head like that.
You have to turn your eyeballs back.
You can't turn your eyes back even if you turn your body.
To prevent her from turning white-eyed, she prepared a video letter from someone she admires.
Okay, set it up. Look up.
Look at me. Look at me, ma'am. Look at me.
- Look at me. - Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm Takeuchi Riki.
- Look at me. - I'm also a fan of yours.
Takeuchi Riki is going to talk to her.
Look at me.
Don't turn your white eyes.
- Look at me, ma'am! - Riki!
Look at me, ma'am.
- Your beautiful face is ruined. - Your black eyes...
Turn your black eyes back.
- With your hot gaze... - Turn them downwards.
- Turn your eyeballs downwards. - Look at me.
You look like a Japanese man.
You can't turn your head like that.
She couldn't do it.
Instead of pointing upwards, she pointed sideways.
If you tilt your head to the left, it'll look awkward.
Keep your head still.
And finally...
Push it.
Okay!
- She did it! - She did it!
- This might have been a tear of joy.
What does it mean to say that if you massage any board you have, you'll win in arm wrestling?
- It's a massage that makes strong people weaker. - That's right.
Ready... Go!
- Like this, right? This is normal, right? - Yes, it's normal.
If you receive the massage requested by the client...
- Please do it for me. - Like this? - Yes.
- Like this? - Yes, like this.
It hurts, but it feels good, right?
- It's relaxing, right? - Yes, it's relaxing.
- Does it hurt? - The board feels good.
- I think that's enough. - Is it okay?
I think it's okay.
- Can I do it normally like this? - Yes.
Will she really become weaker?
Ready... Go!
No way! No way!
As a result of their surprise...
What?
Detective Takeyama, who is half-hearted and half- righteous, asked his wife to try it out, but...
- Please do it seriously. - Okay.
Here we go. Ready... Go!
- You can win! You can win! - What is going on?
Yes, you won! You won! You won!
- You won! You won! - Why?
- Why did you lose to a woman? - Why?
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- This is the mysterious power of massage.
- Yes, it is. - Yes.
- You did it. - You did it.
- You did a good job after this. - Yes, you did.
- You did a good job. - Thank you.
- It's mysterious. - This client has been getting massages from various people every time they meet.
- They say that. - They've been getting massages every time they meet.
- Now... - Yes.
- The results of the fan vote are... - Yes.
- What did Detective Takigai Matagoroi's "Best Movie T.R.I.E.R." end up being? - Yes.
- My father hasn't spoken to my mother for over ten years.
- We talk to our children normally, but we don't try to say a word to my mother.
- I don't know why, but no matter what happens, I won't say anything to my mother.
- I've never heard my parents talk to each other since I was born.
- I'd like to find out why my father doesn't talk to me, and if possible, I'd like to see them get along and talk to each other.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm Knight Scoob. - Your father and mother haven't spoken to you for over ten years?
- Yes. - My father doesn't talk to my mother, but my mother normally talks to my father.
- Your mother talks to you? - Yes, it's one way communication.
- What's this? Is it your father's usual video? - Yes.
- Is this your father? - Yes.
- He's home. The mother in the picture on the left, right? - Yes.
- Come in, father.
- I told you to come in!
- Sumi-chan, can my father drink this juice?
- This is a souvenir for you, Sumi-chan.
- Your mother's talking to you.
- Is she always like this? - Whoa, I know about the juice, but not at all.
- Please drink it, father, since you're here.
- Are you sure?
- Champon and rice balls.
- Oh, he's talking. His son's talking.
- Champon and rice balls.
- Oh, my son's talking too.
- Your father looks really nice.
- This is a reference flavor lime.
- No, it's not.
- I'm going to drink your father's peach juice.
I'll take it.
You don't have a marriage certificate.
Yes.
Really?
This is a picture of our wedding ceremony.
July 1962.
What happened from here?
Were you talking at that time?
If you don't talk, you won't get married.
You have a brother or sister, right?
Yes.
Didn't you say that you were crazy?
I didn't have the timing to ask.
Hello.
Yes, hello.
I'm Detective Takeyama of Detective Night School.
Yes, I'm Mickey.
I'll ask you frankly.
Yes.
Mickey, have you ever seen your father and mother talking for 21 years?
No.
No?
Not at all.
Let's go to 25 years old.
25 years old is the oldest, right?
Yes.
She's here.
Sumi.
I'm sorry for interrupting your work.
I haven't talked for about 18 years.
Let me ask the oldest, 25-year-old Sumi.
What is it?
No.
Ever since I came of age, my father hasn't talked with my mother.
What?
Yes, it has become common.
What?
I see.
Can you go out and say hello?
Mom, come here.
Mom, I'm sorry.
I'm Takeyama of Detective Nightscope of Asahi Broadcast.
I'm sorry.
I got a little request from Yoshiku-kun.
My dad and my mom have never seen you two talking since you became popular.
Why is that?
How long haven't you two been talking?
Well...
Before and after my second child was born, we still talked.
But after my second child was born, we stopped talking.
That was 22 or 23 years ago.
That's right. We didn't have a big fight.
So you two aren't fighting.
We're not fighting.
Actually, we don't fight.
Because you don't talk.
Sometimes I get anxious.
If I could live with someone else, it would be different.
But if we all get together and become independent and become a married couple...
You should talk, too, dad.
Just hearing my husband's voice from someone else makes me happy.
It makes me excited.
You want to talk, don't you?
Of course I do.
Don't you think we'll go back in time?
Before our children were born.
Like where we went on our date.
If we have a place in our memories like that...
You were the only one who talked about Nara Park.
If we go back in time, we might be able to do it again.
I don't know if we can do it again.
But you don't want to do it again, do you?
Of course not!
You want to do it again, don't you? You want to talk about it, don't you?
I want to talk about it.
Right?
I'll do my best, so please cooperate with me for a little bit, Mom.
Okay.
I think it's that wagon. I'd like to talk to Dad in person.
Hello.
I have a request from Yoshiki-kun of the program "Detective Night Scoop", which airs in the morning.
Yoshiki-kun hasn't talked to Dad and Mom since they got to know each other.
Yes.
There's no doubt about it.
So I'd like to know why he hasn't talked to you or if there's something going on in your mind.
In other words, is there a cause in your mind?
Well...
I don't think there's a cause in my mind, but...
When a child is born, it's a life where the wife is the center of the child.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, I'm kind of lonely.
Yes.
I'm lonely.
Yes.
But I'm also young.
Yes.
I feel like I'm lonely.
What? Are you serious?
If you think about it now, you can't help it.
Are you serious, Dad?
Was it such a cute reason?
And it's been going on since then.
No, I'm too lonely.
I can't get my voice in.
You can't get your voice in.
If you can talk, do you want to talk?
I'm sorry.
You do?
You do, dad?
It's a little sudden, so I'm going to practice.
I'm going to move to the TV screen and ask you a question.
Please answer me now.
How old are you now, dad?
What is your favorite food?
Hang in there, dad.
What is your favorite color?
Dad, let's calm down.
It's a practice.
I'm not going to say it.
I'm just moving.
This is not a break.
What is my name?
From now on, I will tell you my feelings.
I want to talk with my father.
I'm waiting for you in Nara Park. Can you come?
Is he there?
I came to the promised land, Nara Park.
My mother has become sensitive to children.
Because she has a baby.
She sneezed.
Are you surprised?
But it seems like my father.
My father is coming.
I'm heading for my mother.
My father is getting closer to my mother.
If I hold my breath, I'm sure it'll get rough, father.
It happened! It happened! It happened! It happened! texts! texts!
It sat down! It sat down! I can sit now!
Good luck, father!
Huh? It stood up! It stood up!
- It's been a while. - Yeah, it's been a while.
- Those two just now... - They were there.
I didn't know the kids were so worried about you.
Yui...
I'm sorry...
for causing you so much trouble.
No...
I'm grateful...
for everything you've done for me.
Thank you for saying that.
From now on...
we'll...
talk...
a little more...
more.
Let's continue to get along.
Let's get along.
Thank you.
You did it.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
- Are you happy? - I'm happy.
Yoshiki, how was it?
Why did you talk to me like that?
Because you were sulking.
No, I didn't think you were sulking.
You knew!
No one did anything!
You saw that! You saw it!
For the second time, I'm crying...
We're crying for you...
I'm crying for you.
What a wonderful family you have.
Yes.
Your father is very good, and your mother and brothers are all very warm families.
My dad was really just sulking, but my dad himself was in the most trouble because of his stubbornness.
What a cute mom.
She's smiling.
She said "thank you" at the end.
She's so cute.
Don't cry!
I just hugged you, don't cry!
Let's review the scores.
3 points.
Ishida team has 5 points.
Takeyama team has 4 points.
One point difference.
It's a close match.
The final question.
The final question score is...
Next year is 2014.
The correct answer is...
2014 points!
Congratulations!
Let's review the points.
We don't have it now, so we'll give it to you later.
We don't need it!
We didn't collect it.
We don't need it!
We don't need it?
Here's the quiz!
When Yoshiki Tatayama's father and mother talked for the first time in 23 years,
what did his father say after "It's been a while, hasn't it?"
Well, this is the last one, so I'd like you to make sure you get it right.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
That's amazing.
Well, let's hear it. Go ahead!
The Kazama team will be alone.
That's right. To be honest, I was trying to be funny.
I heard "2014" and the teacher said in a low voice, "Don't mess with me again."
That's scary!
That's the scariest thing!
And the Ishida team will also be alone.
That's right.
I thought it was this.
I see.
And the Takeyama team said...
I didn't know the kids were so worried about me.
Your father said something like this, didn't he?
He said it, didn't he?
Which team do you think is correct?
Are you ready?
I'd like to say it again.
Well, let's see the correct video. Go ahead!
Well...
Which team do you think is correct?
Are you ready?
Well, let's see the correct video. Go ahead!
Go! Go! Go for it! Go!
Somehow, it's been a while since I said "let's be like this".
The world knew "let's be like this" would happen.
The winner of "Let's be like this" is...
Team Ishida with 2019 points!
Congratulations!
Team Ishida with 2019 points!
Congratulations!
Do you have it, Okabe-san?
I don't.
You don't?
I don't.
It's my first time.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
You've found a good place.
That's right.
I'm happy.
You're always saying nice things.
You should be prettier.
You're always saying nice things.
It's weird when you're like this.
Still, this has been all of it...
Yes.
Okabe-san, how did you like it?
No...
No matter how you say it, I...
The circuit is interesting.
She likes the circuit.
I think men are really stupid.
But I've always...
He's been taking care of me all this time, so I thought he was an idiot as usual.
A lot of nice idiots come out.
I thought it was really wonderful.
Thank you very much.
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Next year too, detectives will do their best!
Everyone, happy new year!
Goodbye!