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It's time for Detective Night Scoop. A sharp introduction to the complex modern society,
I'm Toshio Nishida, the song leader of Detective Night Scoop, which thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
Based on the recent requests from everyone watching TV at our detective bureau, we will be dispatching excellent detectives to pursue the truth.
And today's question is, sweet eyes, sweet lips, even though Sudan is like a little devil,
Ms. Weto Aya is an actress who represents a precious moment that no one will be able to see if she performs a line-up show.
Does everyone like Aya-chan?
Please have fun today.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for everything.
The air inside is different from Mr. Kida's.
I can't remember the air in Mr. Kida's time.
The air is delicious.
Let's take a deep breath.
Let's start with the first guest.
The first guest is 26-year-old Mitsuyoshi Hatta, who lives in Takaishi City, Osaka Prefecture.
My name is Hatta and I am the leader of the youth in Aiai District of Takaishi City.
In August of this year, we held a grand festival in our district.
The reason for that was discovered by me and Deputy Leader Miyamoto.
It has been exactly 30 years since the revival of men's wrestling in Aiai District.
It is said that the eastern Ichiba Village and western Minamide Village merged and Aiai Village was born, and it is said that it has been 60 years.
However, if you look into it in detail, it is not 30 years since the revival of men's wrestling, but 31 years.
It is not 60 years since the merger of east and west, but 128 years.
It's a big difference.
But at that time, we had already used up all the donations we had collected for the festival just before the festival, and we couldn't say the truth until now.
Miyamoto and I celebrated the festival day while hiding the truth.
The festival ended with great excitement, and the villagers said that this year's festival was different from before.
We were able to reconfirm the history of the village thanks to Hatta and Miyamoto.
I was told "thank you" and I thought that if I told the truth, I wouldn't be able to live in this village, so I kept it a secret until now.
If possible, Miyamoto and I would like you to lend us your power so that we can laugh and live our lives.
Thank you very much.
What do you think, Aya-chan?
It's a big deal.
It's a big responsibility.
The festival was held because of these two people.
They have collected money from the board of directors, but if they find out about it, it will be a big deal.
So we have to apologize.
What happened after we apologized?
Please watch it.
I'm looking forward to it.
What should we do?
That's right.
No, it's not like that.
It was exciting.
It was very exciting.
Everyone in the village said, "Wow, I'm glad it's thanks to you. You did a good job. Thank you."
Even now, when I walk around the city, I'm told that.
This is amazing.
You don't know this, do you?
Wow, it says "60th Anniversary" on it.
It's very exciting.
Wow, it says "sake barrel" too.
I've never had this much fun in my life.
How much did it cost?
It cost about 400,000 yen in total.
I said, "If it's a big event in the village, I'll pay for it."
Thank you for paying for it.
When I found out about it, I was a little sad.
It's already starting.
Yes.
That's why it's already been cut out.
Yes.
It's not the 60th anniversary.
It's a book about history.
February 1818, Ichiba Village and Minamide Village merged and became Ayai Village.
So if you calculate it, it's 128 years.
128 years?
Yes.
Ayai is resurrected, but it was purchased in '57, so if you calculate it, it will be '31.
One year is different, isn't it?
Yes.
Why did you say it was 60 years?
Miyamoto searched it on the Internet and it was 60 years.
Didn't you doubt it at all?
Well, we were childhood friends and I trusted him.
Miyamoto-kun.
Excuse me.
You've grown up so much.
Why did you say it was 60 years and searched it on the Internet?
You can only do it twice a year, but you can do it again when you have a commemoration class or party.
So I was told that I might be able to have a commemoration party because it might be something forcibly.
This is scary.
There was an article about it, so I was a little worried, but Miyamoto-kun said it was okay.
Why did you say it was 60 years and searched it on the Internet?
I went to the library and searched for books, and I found out that it wasn't at all.
This is no good.
This is really no good.
There is an executive of a top-ranked organization called the Board of Directors and a new board of directors called the Vice-Chairman.
There is a man with short hair and dark hair who looks like me.
I like you.
You look like an old man.
Mr. Ninhei.
Mr. Ninhei?
I like you.
I like you, too.
You should join the board of directors.
Yes.
It's like a festival event.
That's right.
This is Hata. Good morning.
Good morning.
I applied for the board of directors because my village is beautiful.
And I was chosen.
I'd like you all to meet at the board of directors.
I'll contact you.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Don't break it.
Do you know your parents?
No, I don't.
You just apologized to your parents.
You're a good actor.
Dad.
Yes?
Excuse me.
Hello.
Thank you.
This way, please.
Has your father been working here for a long time?
Yes, he has.
I see.
Congratulations on your 60th anniversary.
You're right.
You're a man.
Congratulations.
I'm proud of you.
Do you have anything to say?
It's my 60th anniversary.
Actually...
It's been 128 years.
I'm sorry.
It's been 31 years since the event called "Danger Rebirth 30 Years".
How did you know?
Even though I knew it right before this 60th anniversary event...
I couldn't do anything about it.
How do you feel?
I'm still young.
What?
I'm still young.
I've been through a lot.
I've been to many organizations.
But I still think it's my 60th anniversary.
I can't tell people about my past.
That's right.
I'm over 20 years old.
I think I should be responsible for myself.
He's angry.
He's definitely angry.
That's why he's angry.
That's how I felt.
Your father is a reasonable person.
If he's that angry...
Maybe...
If it were you...
How did you know?
I imagined it.
No way.
It's the worst pattern I've ever imagined.
I'm here at the early meeting of parliament.
I'll go and see what's going on.
I'll be back in a minute.
Thank you.
Mr. Migen.
Yes, that's me.
I knew it.
You had a great time, didn't you?
He made a sassy for me.
I'm happy that many events have been resumed.
Thank you very much.
From young people to old people, it has become one.
It was exciting.
There are about 30 people in Ohio Sound.
Are there 30 people?
What are you going to do?
I'd like you to liven up the atmosphere.
Would you like a drink or a toast?
I'd like a drink.
Thank you.
Really?
Thank you very much.
To commemorate the 60th anniversary of Guffey,
and the 30th anniversary of Danjibuka,
I came to the TV.
I think it will develop faster and faster.
Please drink up and have fun.
Thank you.
What do you think about them?
I think they've been playing with us for a year.
What do you think?
They're too old for us.
Let's do something.
Our plan is really good.
That voice, that voice.
Those six people over there are fighting pros.
Fighting pros?
The people who had fun fighting are the ones we can't say anything about.
Mr. Tane.
Can you hear me?
You're amazing.
"You're smiling, you're nice and all,
but you're scary when you're mad."
How do you say 'forgive me' in Japanese?
It's different from 'mura geri'.
Huh?
It's different from 'mura geri'.
I'm sorry. I'll get mad if you say it again.
I'm not allowed to say it, right?
- I'm scared. - I'm scared of this.
I'm scared of this.
How many of these did you drink?
What are you going to do?
I'll think about it when we find out later.
I have no choice now.
You say 30 years, I say 31 years.
You complain and I say 60 years, you say 100 years.
- Let's just say it. - Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
Although we're not in the same circle,
we'd like to say hello to you two.
Thank you all for coming today.
I'd like to thank you all for coming to celebrate our 60th anniversary.
I hope you'll continue to support us.
Thank you very much!
Excuse me for a moment.
Oh, sorry.
I can't do it.
You don't stand a chance.
Don't say it. It won't end.
I'll be honest with you.
Can you do it a hundred thousand times?
Are you stupid? Don't say that!
Just do it!
Okay, I'll do it!
Everyone, thank you for coming today.
This year, we celebrated the 30th anniversary of Danjiru's revival.
But we hid the fact that the 31st anniversary had been revealed just before its opening.
We sincerely apologize for that!
Danjiru!
Happy birthday!
Everyone knows about the 31st anniversary of Danjiru's revival.
But there is one more thing!
The 60th anniversary of the East-West Alliance was actually the 128th anniversary!
We sincerely apologize for that!
Excuse me.
What do you think?
It's a fact, so we can't change it.
We can't lie about it.
Keep it to yourself.
We're sorry for lying.
I think we were able to get this far because of you all.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You're crying, aren't you?
You're really scared, aren't you?
Even the president is crying!
Isn't he a wonderful person?
I also cried a little just now.
I apologized for lowering everyone's heads, but I haven't apologized to the people of this city yet.
So, from now on, I will lower everyone's heads and apologize to everyone who meets me all the time.
We have a request from Junko Nakamura, 44 years old, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture.
She discovered a paradise in Aso Karakuri Research Institute in Kumamoto Prefecture.
Has the paradise series ended since Ms. Koeda left the show?
The world made by the masters of paradise, that boringness is irresistible.
Please go to Aso Karakuri Research Institute for more information.
The paradise series is back!
What do you think, Ms. Tokini and Ms. Ueto?
Is there a paradise for you?
A restaurant. I love restaurants.
I'd like you to try it.
Thank you.
Please cook for me.
I'd like you to try it. You're cooking, aren't you?
Ms. Ueto, isn't there a new paradise for you?
Aso Karakuri Research Institute is a wonderful paradise.
Please go to the VTR!
Paradise!
That's right.
Paradise! Paradise! Paradise!
How long can a sad soul like me fly in the sky?
That person suddenly came back
I'm here!
Morning! Karakuri Research Institute!
I said it was almost morning, but I'm here!
Oh, it's just a house!
It's just a house and there's something like a workshop in it, but let's go!
Wow! What a shock!
It's like a Terminator's skin!
And look at this!
Today's year four reward!
I was lucky!
I just got it! I got it in one shot of the year four!
This was lucky! It was suitable for filming!
And here!
Probably the lower body of an adult man!
It feels bad!
I'm walking in the middle of the afternoon, but this is a great welcome!
Hello! Hello!
Hello!
Nice to meet you! My name is Sarbe!
I'm Fukuyama!
Fukuyama-san!
You're from the Morning Karakuri Research Institute, aren't you?
Yes, I am!
Fukuyama-san!
What is this place for?
This is a workshop!
Workshop!
Yes!
I can't really get it, but it's a workshop!
It's a workshop!
You're making various things, aren't you?
For example...
You're giving it out right away!
It came out of nowhere!
It's called a cognant basket!
What?
It's called a cognant basket!
A cognant basket!
You're making noise right now, aren't you?
This is a basket, isn't it?
Yes!
A cognant basket!
The basket is moving up and down!
It's a cognant basket, isn't it?
This is a cognant basket!
This is amazing!
The basket is moving energetically, but...
I can't read it at all!
You're making something like this!
Something like this, right?
Something like this...
I see...
I can look forward to it!
Are you going to get a request like this?
This?
Yes!
No one will ask for something like this!
Is there anything else?
Um...
There's a 3D TV!
A 3D TV!
That one?
This one?
Yes.
A 3D TV... A super authentic 3D TV!
Yes.
We have 3D TVs now, don't we?
They're super authentic, but...
More than that?
No, they're multi-level authentic.
Multi-level authentic?!
Yes.
Big companies are making 3D TVs now!
Well, please have a look.
Could you turn off the power for me?
Wow, you're really confident.
Oh, we have that one.
The scary one.
Yes.
You've seen it, haven't you?
It's 3D.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a scary movie.
Whoa, you scared me!
Whoa!
What is this?!
My hand came out!
It's 3D.
With this...
Wait a minute!
I said too much! I said too much!
What's wrong?
It's 3D.
Yes, I understand.
And what is this?
As you can see, it's a cockpit.
Cockpit!
You had a dream about it when you were a kid, didn't you?
I also had a dream about a cockpit.
I wanted to be like a pilot.
Can you experience it with this?
I'll call my daughter.
Your daughter?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Now...
It's okay.
Yay-chan got in the cockpit.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Let's go!
I'm back.
I'm finally back.
Cockpit is in front and back.
And what surprised me is...
Yay-chan's explanation.
It's okay like this.
Is it okay like this?
Yes.
My knees hurt like hell.
Is it okay like this?
It's okay.
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
Yay!
I'm moving back and forth!
My dream came true!
Cockpit...
There is a video of the cockpit made in the past.
I'll show you that.
But before that...
Family!
Wife and daughter, what do you think about making all kinds of things like this?
It's stupid.
It's stupid?
I'm happy.
You're happy?
How do you feel about it?
Can we see some of your past works?
Let's watch it together.
A couple fighting.
Mom, mom!
What?
Mom!
I'm happy.
They're fighting, aren't they?
What's this?
They're fighting.
They put something on the rice.
They're fighting, so...
It's rolling.
The rice is...
The rice is rolling in the sky.
Sake, sake!
They won't bring it!
This is sad.
What is this?
It's like a short movie.
"YOU'VE", written in 1980.
"YOU'VE".
"TIRED GO LAND".
They're rolling this, too.
It's electric.
It's electric!
It evolved!
"SWEATY GO LAND".
It's amazing!
It's "SWEATY GO LAND".
The main event...
The biggest one we've used so far is over there.
There's more?
I'll show you.
This is...
The box from back in the day.
There's a lot of stuff in here!
There's a mirror ball in the middle.
It has a unique smell and texture.
What is this room for?
This room is...
It's about an election.
From the end of the Showa era to the end of the Showa era.
It's got all the famous songs of the era.
There's something on it.
While listening to the original songs of the time...
A room where you can talk about your memories of the time and drink alcohol.
That's why it's a box from back in the day.
Wow!
This is...
There's a lot of money coming out of it.
This is what happened in the end.
I'm sure of it!
Well, listen to it.
Listen? Huh?
Let me see...
Ah!
Wow!
That's right.
That's what it said!
What made this world famous is...
You can connect all of these production machines to the song.
That's right. The song starts with that mirror ball.
Wow!
It's so beautiful!
It's hard to pick up the alcohol, but is it okay? Thank you for the drink.
I wonder if it's mixed. It's strong.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it? You often change it at my timing.
I'll change it myself, but if you let me change it at my timing and try it, it feels like we're all doing it.
blue
yellow
red
No, it's the best. It's a little fun.
What are you doing today?
Is it true? Is it true?
Let's go.
Stop it.
Detective Nice Group.
Stop it.
It's fun.
It's really fun.
Have you ever been to Kumamoto?
Yes, we have.
It's wonderful.
It doesn't matter whether it's a hot spring or not.
Is wasabi related?
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
It's delicious.
No, no, it's a location.
What is it about?
It's about a hot spring.
Have you ever been there?
It's not about a hot spring.
It's about a hot spring.
First of all, I'm very interested in the pin of the student.
I can't help it.
It's my sense from elementary school.
I can't help it even if I'm played with it.
It's completely pin of the student in a pinch.
It's not a pinch of a student in a pinch.
It's a p of another school.
It's pin of another school.
The last one is from Mai Fujiyoshi, a college student who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
My relatives often say "cool" to my little brother, but no one says "cute" to me.
But my father says to me, "You're cute even if you don't look like it."
Even Ueto Aya says you're ugly.
I don't think Ueto Aya is ugly in any way, but I also want to believe in my father's words.
So, detectives, please let the world know which of us is cuter, me or Ueto Aya.
Because your father says it.
Does your father lie?
He doesn't.
He doesn't, does he?
Ueto Aya, I'm sorry.
Not at all.
Thank you.
What do you think of this story?
Is this it? It's hard for me to react.
Please watch the full episode and decide.
But please don't get angry, Ueto Aya.
I'm sorry.
Let's watch it.
First of all, I'll show you the face of Mai Fujiyoshi.
Open!
Of course, viewers can't see her face right now, so she can't say it very clearly, but she's cute, isn't she?
She's cute.
Mai-chan, how do you feel about being cuter than Uetaya?
I don't know about me, but if my dad says so, I'd like to believe it a little.
So you think you're cuter than Uetaya?
I'm losing.
What about you, dad?
I'm winning.
But, dad, Uetaya is...
She's ugly compared to Uetaya's daughter.
She's not cuter than me.
She's ugly compared to Uetaya's daughter?
Yes.
I see.
As I said in my request, I'm going to ask people.
Yes, please.
And I'm going to report the results.
Yes, please.
I don't know how many people I can ask, but how many wins do you want?
If I win once, I think I'll win.
If you win once, you'll win?
If I win once, I think I'll win.
If you win once, you'll win?
Yes.
I can't see you.
Then I'll ask young people.
May I ask you a question?
Yes.
Are you okay now?
Yes, I'm fine.
Do you know Uetaya?
Yes.
What do you think of Uetaya?
She's cute.
She's cute, isn't she?
Which one is cuter on your type?
Yes.
Open.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Which one do you like more, Ueta Aya or her?
She is cute, but Ueta Aya is also cute.
Ueta Aya is always cute.
I'm sorry.
Is there a type of celebrity you like?
Type?
She has big breasts.
I see.
Do you know Ueta Aya?
Yes.
What do you think of her?
She is pure and she is loved by the public.
She is a great singer and fan.
What do you think of her breasts?
I don't like her breasts.
Ueta Aya?
You like her that much, don't you?
Yes, I love her.
Type?
Do you know Ueta Aya?
Yes.
I can't beat Ueta Aya.
Do you know her?
I know her.
I like Ueta Aya.
When I compare her with Ueta Aya, I can't beat her.
You don't like her.
Yes.
She is attractive.
What do you like about her?
Her eyes and her shyness when she takes a picture of you.
I see.
You took a good picture of me.
Wait a minute, please.
Yes.
Can you tell me which one is cuter?
Ueta Aya.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
She is cute.
Can you tell me more about her?
Do you remember her?
Yes.
Please step aside for a moment.
To be honest, which one is cuter?
Ueta Aya.
I feel sorry for her.
Please.
Look at me carefully.
Yes.
OK? Do you remember?
Yes, Mr. Ueto Aya.
Mr. Ueto Aya.
What's the difference between you and Mr. Ueto Aya?
Mr. Ueto Aya is...
my girlfriend.
Where is she?
Where am I?
Here you are.
What do you think of the result so far?
I think there may be people like you who like me.
But if I get even one vote, I think I win.
You got one vote, didn't you?
Yes.
OK?
Isn't that game difficult?
It is indeed.
Which one is cuter?
Which one do you think is cuter?
That one.
How much is it?
This one.
Have you seen it before?
Have you?
Have you seen it before?
Have you?
She has seen it before, too.
Really?
Yes.
She is the one who said "this one".
She said "this one".
OK. Let's see it first.
Did you see it?
Did you remember it?
Yes.
Which one is cuter?
Ms. Ueto Aya or Ms. Ueto Aya?
Which one is cuter?
Ms. Ueto Aya or Ms. Ueto Aya?
The older one.
What's up?
Did you like it?
Yes.
Do you know Ms. Ueto Aya?
Yes, I know her.
Have you seen her on TV?
No.
There is a movie called "Kondo of a warrior".
Yes, I know it.
You know it, right?
Yes, I know it.
You know this movie.
I like this person.
Let's watch it together.
I like her.
Thank you.
You are welcome.
Please look carefully.
She is cute.
She is cute, isn't she?
Which one is cuter, you or her?
Which one is cuter?
She is cuter, isn't she?
She is popular now.
She is popular among common people.
What do you mean by "she is cute"?
Her eyes are cute.
Are you going to the store now?
I went to the bathroom.
You went to the bathroom.
I went there.
She is smooth like she just came out of the bath.
Have you seen her?
She is cute.
Is she cute?
He is her father.
He is the director of this show.
Please send a message to her father and uncle.
Please do your best.
Please send a message to her father and uncle.
She said "I'm Toshiko".
She said "I'm Toshio".
Now she is eating a potato.
Now you are far from him.
You are far from him.
Do you want this?
I don't like it, but if you get hurt, buy it for me.
You are kind.
I want you to wear it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you like it?
I really want you to wear it.
Do you really want me to wear it?
Yes, I want you to wear it.
Really?
Yes, really.
Thank you.
You're the same person.
I'm not the same person.
I'm similar, I'm similar.
Yay!
You're my daughter, right?
I see, you're Uetaya-san's daughter.
Is that what your father is telling you?
I'm already 50 years old.
Oh, really?
You're my daughter and Uetaya-san's daughter.
If you're my daughter's younger self, you're my daughter's cute self.
No, I didn't say that on purpose.
I understand.
By the way, if you were to date either of those girls or Uetaya-san, who would you date?
If I were to date either of them?
Yes.
Well, if you're already this old, I don't care who you date.
Be honest.
Open.
Now, please lie down.
Yes, yes.
Now, please close your eyes.
Now, you and your current girlfriend...
I don't know if she's cute or not.
What's the difference?
No, I'm asking about beauty.
If you're cute, you'll date a beautiful woman.
Oh, I see.
That's why you're cute.
Now, if you were to date either of them, who would you date?
I like this one.
You like beautiful women more?
No, I like you.
My girlfriend and Uetaya-san...
From your father's point of view...
I want you to judge which one is cute.
Oh, that's difficult.
Before you judge...
Yes, yes.
Of course it's Uetaya-san.
No, no, no.
See, see, see.
She has a heart, doesn't she?
What are you talking about?
You like me, don't you?
You're just saying whatever you like.
Now, if you were to choose a face type...
A human has a face, right?
Of course.
A heart, right?
But...
If you were to choose a face type...
Of course it's Abyssinian.
Why do you say that?
Why do you say "Abyssinian"?
Abyssinian.
Now, the result is out!
Father, please.
I will announce the total result!
132 to 9!
I did it!
But!
I did it!
You got 9 votes!
I did it!
Oh, you're crying!
I'm happy I won.
You didn't win! You didn't win!
You didn't win!
In the world, you lost by a landslide!
I got 9 votes from Ube and Aya-san!
Dad, what do you think of the results?
For me, my daughter is cuter than Ube and Aya-san.
You're tough.
By the way, Abe Shizue got 1 vote from you.
Why?
If you had to choose between Abe Shizue and your daughter, which one is cuter?
Abe Shizue is cuter.
What about you, Abe Shizue?
She's beautiful.
That's right!
That's your daughter!
That's right!
And!
Today, without knowing that she's a commoner, she came to see us!
She came to see us!
Mai-chan, were you surprised?
By the way, Mai-chan, what did you think of Ueto- san in person?
He's not cute at all!
You want to compete with him, don't you?
He really looked like an idiot!
And with that, we have some news for you.
Today's Ueto-san and our movie "Bushi no Kondate" will be released nationwide tomorrow, December 14th, Saturday.
What will it be about?
It's a story from the Edo period.
It's based on a recipe left by an actual person called Funaki Dennai, who plays Nishida Toshiyuki.
It's about a man called Yasunobu, who plays Kora Kengo-san's son.
In order for his father, who is a knife samurai, to inherit the family business,
Yasunobu grows up from a useless father to a one- man- knife samurai.
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
So, we have three guests today.
Yes!
What do you think of them?
First, Nihei-san.
He has a big face and is very handsome.
But I thought he was a very charming person.
Just seeing a handsome person like him laughing makes me feel relieved.
You have a big heart.
Yes.
That's right.
So, this program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook!
And for those of you who have come to our studio to play, we will give you these stickers!
So, we will see you again next week!
Thank you!
If you have any questions you have on a daily basis, please contact us at this detective station!
Our address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop!
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