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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... I take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...I keep dancing with you...
...I can only kiss you now and forevermore...
Detective Night Scoop
We will be pursuing the truth by hiring excellent detectives based on the requests of everyone watching on TV and at the detective agency.
And today's guest is not Night Scoop, but the smelly cook, Hirohito Hayashigi, welcome to the show!
So who is our first guest?
Our first guest is a 34-year-old self-employed businessman who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I run a restaurant bar,
and one day a customer asked me for some green tabasco sauce,
and as I was getting more and more spicy stuff, I started to like chili peppers,
and seeing a customer who is good at spicy food suffering is a pleasure for me as a woman.
But one day, my mother, who runs a Korean-style izakaya in my neighborhood, brought a ridiculous blind man named Mr. Yamada.
He said, "I love spicy food," and "Isn't there anything spicier?"
So I gave him a raw chili pepper called "trinidad scorpion butch taylor," which is world's spiciest chili pepper certified by Guinness World Records,
and he ate it without changing his face color.
Now that I have been eaten the world's spiciest chili pepper, I have no other choice but to resist.
Could you please make Mr. Yamada, who is very good at spicy food, say, "Hee, it's spicy."
Even though I didn't eat it myself, I remember my mother's expression when she was proud of it.
In the first place, it's not a store that sells spicy food, so it's okay for Mr. Yamada to be spicy, and you don't have to beat it.
I'm not asking you to say "it's spicy" or "it's not spicy" again.
I don't know who's winning.
I've said it many times, but what will happen?
Please watch the video.
Well, I don't know who's winning today, but I'm not sure who will win.
First of all, let me talk about it.
Let's go.
This is the commander.
Hello.
Is it Trinidad Scorpion?
Yes.
How spicy is it?
Tabasco, which is often used in general, is 1200 Scoville.
Scoville?
Scoville is the unit of spiciness.
Is that so?
Yes.
Trinidad Scorpion Butch Taylor, 1,463,700 Scoville.
1,463,700.
About 1,219 times of Tabasco.
This is Trinidad Scorpion Butch Taylor.
Butch Taylor. Can I touch it?
Be careful not to touch it.
If you touch it by mistake, it will hurt a lot.
Wow, what is this?
I don't like it.
I don't like it when there is light.
What are you doing?
Are you stupid?
1,219 times of Tabasco.
Try it. It's too light.
Can we eat it?
I don't think we can eat it.
How about this?
What is it?
This is World No. 2.
Butch Taylor. About 834 times of Tabasco.
Hey, don't be stupid.
What do you want me to eat?
How about this?
I don't like it.
This is No. 3 Habanero.
Is Habanero No. 3?
About 291 times of Tabasco.
How about this?
How much is it?
Try it. It's too light.
Can you read it?
Did you write it?
Yes.
When did you come up with it?
I knew you would say it.
Please eat it and tell us how spicy it is.
Of course I will. That's why I'm not happy today.
I will have to tell you which one it is.
It's up to you which one you choose.
You don't have to do that.
I don't have that kind of sweetness.
What is this?
Shishito pepper?
What?
One of them is spicy pepper and the other one is sweet pepper.
Is that possible?
What are you talking about?
It's a punishment game to eat spicy food.
You want me to eat spicy food?
You are stupid!
The one who gets the right answer will eat spicy food.
That's weird.
Isn't it weird?
It is weird.
It's up and down.
I don't know either.
Then I will choose.
Okay, I got it.
Let's do this one.
One, two...
Korean spicy chili. It's really spicy, isn't it?
I heard it's about 20,000 to 50,000 scoville.
- With this? - Yes.
- It's only 20,000 to 50,000? - That's right.
You're kidding me!
I was so scared, I couldn't open my mouth.
I'm not hiding my stomach at all.
I can't open my mouth.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Korean Izakaya.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you my mother? - Yes, I am.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I went to your son's restaurant. - Yes.
The customer said, "I love spicy food."
I made him eat so much spicy food that people couldn't eat it.
In the end, everyone got angry and left.
- Is it that bad? - Yes.
- The number of victims has risen. - What?
- So you thought of a way to get rid of it. - Yes.
- Yamada-san showed up. - Yes, I did.
When I go to Korea, I'm okay with five bottles of spicy food.
Even Koreans get surprised.
- Oh, Yamada-san! - Oh, it's you!
- Thank you. - Is this you, Yamada-san?
- Thank you. - Welcome.
- I don't know what it is. - Is it suspicious?
You look like you can eat spicy food.
- You must have eaten a lot of scopio. - Yes, I have.
I eat a lot of scopio.
I eat a lot of scopio and feel like my nose is coming out of my mouth.
- That's all I eat. - You eat a lot of scopio.
I've never eaten that much scopio in my life.
This is really spicy.
Can't you eat it?
What?
It's not spicy at all.
Are you kidding me?
It's different.
It's not something you can eat while you're talking like your husband.
Since when are you good at eating spicy food?
Since I was born.
No, no.
Alcohol and cigarettes?
Yes.
I'd like a revenge tea.
I call it "gyagun gyagun".
And in the end, my son graduated from this school.
You're amazing, Mr. Yamada.
You're amazing.
You're like a snack.
To be honest, we don't know if it's spicy or not.
That's right.
So I think it's best to ask people who don't like spicy food.
Are you Mr. Akutagawa?
Thank you very much.
You may not know this.
Butch Taylor is the world's hottest chili pepper in Guinness World Records.
Do you know about it?
I feel like you don't make it in Japan.
I was wondering if you didn't know about it.
We also make Butch Taylor.
Butch Taylor has Guinness World Records.
He's the fifth hottest chili pepper in the world.
What?
Why is this Guinness World Records No. 1?
The person who made it...
is Mr. Butch Taylor. It's clear, so it's recognized as a Guinness World Record.
- I see. - The other varieties...
- are not made by the person who made it. - I see.
- This is... - As I said in Mr. Kada's Scoville...
- Yes? - 1,463,700 Scoville.
- Correct. - Wow.
- That's a lot of Scoville. - Yes, it is.
- And it's 5th, right? - 5th.
- Really? How high is it? - Higher?
- Yes. - The highest one is 2,09,000 Scoville.
- 2,09,000 Scoville. - Yes.
- According to various reports... - Yes?
- there are more. - Yes.
- But it's still 2,09,000 Scoville. - Wow!
- We also make chili peppers. - Wow!
- You make them? - Yes, we do.
- Aren't you happy? - That's amazing!
- Can I close it? - No, it's fine.
- Wow! - Yes.
- That's amazing. - Isn't it chili pepper festival?
- I'm getting excited. - Why are you getting excited?
- It's ringing! It's ringing! - As I said...
- This is... - Wow! Wow! Wow!
- What is it? - Chocolate 7 Pot.
- Chocolate 7 Pot.
- It has a sweet name. - 1,859,000 Scoville.
- Should we go for 1st? - 1st!
- I can see it there. - Can you see it?
- No, it's there.
- Trinidad Scorpion Morga. - Oh!
- Scorpion appeared again! - That's right.
- Trinidad Scorpion... - Morga. - Morga.
- Wow! - Doesn't it look like Buchtailer?
- Do chili peppers grow differently? - Yes.
- We grow them by cutting off the roots. - I see.
- It's a little withered. - Oh, it is.
- This kind of stress builds up. - I see.
- We try to make seeds. - I see.
- The spiciness increases. - I see.
- Is there a way to make it spicier? - Yes.
- If you cook it in a clay pot... - I see.
- I think it's pretty spicy. - It looks hot and delicious.
- But when you cook it like that... - Yes.
- The spiciness doesn't go away. - Of course, it doesn't.
- That's... - Yes.
- something to worry about. - You have to endure it and eat it.
- That's right. - You have to endure it and eat it.
- In order to defeat Mr. Yamada... - Yes.
- we'll make a super spicy chili pepper dish. - Yes.
- We have these people here with us. - Please come in!
- These are the victims of the fire. - Yes.
- They look familiar. - Yes, they do.
- What will you make? - This time...
- we'll make peperoncino. - Oh!
- We'll cook it in oil. - Mr. Yamada, you said...
- that raw food has no flavor. - Yes.
Let's start cooking!
We'll chop this up.
It's so thick!
It's coming like this.
I forgot to turn off the camera.
Shall we start?
It's all over the place.
It was more orange than I thought it would be.
My nose hurts!
It hurts!
I didn't know it would be this thick.
The octopus is the master's secret weapon.
I need this.
My nose! It's so thick!
It's amazing!
It's nothing!
I'm just cooking and my tongue is tingling!
Everyone, tell me it was crazy!
My mom passed away first!
It hurts!
My nose! It's crazy!
It's coming like this.
What is this?
Anyway...
I can't even say the name of the dish!
Stop it. You said you couldn't cook.
I made it.
Did you get it?
I'm a man who came back from the battlefield!
I don't think I just finished cooking!
I've already finished one battle!
Huh?
Wow, that's a lot of it!
It's good.
It's like a fried potato!
Wow, that's a lot of it!
Since we're here...
It's like a raw food!
It's like a spicy food!
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's impossible!
No matter how you think about it!
To be honest, it's not spicy at all!
But...
Let's give up!
More than anything...
I don't want to make spicy food anymore!
Give me a break!
Wow!
That was amazing!
Not only in the kitchen...
But also in front of you!
The next one is from Yumeka Nakajima, 20 years old, a college student living in Osaka Prefecture.
Yumeka-san, you're cute.
I have a wealthy group of seven friends.
That's nice.
We've been friends since high school, and we get along well even after graduation.
The seven of us have gone on trips several times.
And when we go on trips, we always throw pillows at night.
Oh my!
That too, two people against five people.
That's too much!
I'm one of the five,
but I can never win against those two.
I lose every time. I can't win even once.
How can I win against these two winners?
Detective, may I crush you two?
Please fight with me!
Please!
That's what she said.
- You should win by throwing pillows. - Yes.
- You should win by throwing pillows. - Yes, that's right.
Have you ever won or lost by throwing pillows?
It's nothing special, but it's exciting.
It's fun!
Kajima Prefecture has a lot of things you don't know about.
I went there while making sure of that.
Please have a look.
A wealthy group of seven friends.
"First one, right?" "Yes, that's right." "Passed."
Well, I think there are local rules and own rules for throwing pillows and winning or losing,
"What is winning or losing for a wealthy group of seven?" "It's ambiguous,"
If you get tired and you can't stand up,
It's like losing or giving up.
If you get tired and you can't stand up,
"It's like losing or giving up." "If you think about it,"
"Maybe I've never thrown a pillow hard." "Oh, really?"
But don't you do it every time you travel?
"Pillow throwing is a standard, isn't it?" "Well, for the time being,"
When I was in college or something,
I remember making it with a chicken,
"It's really good." "Then I'll go."
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,
You're not throwing a pillow throw,
"That's a pillow throw." "This is my way of doing it."
"Ouch!" "Ouch!"
This is my way of doing it.
Isn't this too violent?
"Do you throw this face, too?" "Yes."
"Even if you fall and go like this?" "Yes."
Can you broadcast this?
Passed, passed, passed.
"Huh? Three people?" "Oh, that's right."
"What about the other one?" "One is studying abroad in China now."
What are you talking about?
"You're saying you're not lucky again." "I'm not the luckiest."
"What did you do?" "I got hurt."
"That's a big injury." "What did you do?" "In the bath."
"In the bath?" "What were you doing?"
"Did you fall in the bath?" "That's right."
What's different about you?
"You said it, but it was pretty strong." "Pressure."
Even if you're talking together, you feel pressure.
Your face when you approach me.
Your face. You have a terrible face.
"My face is big." "Your face is big."
You only say bad things about yourself.
Your personality is tough. Your face is big.
"You haven't won once?" "I haven't won once."
"Even if you all fall?" "That's right."
Even if you all fall and try to get up.
"I'll do it." "I'll cut you and put you up."
You'll come right past me.
"What?" "That's right."
"Like this?" "I'll do it like this."
I'll cut you thin.
"If you say it here, I have to hit you." "Because you're good."
If you say it here, I have to hit you like this.
People say I'm weak.
They come to me first.
They do it first and that's it.
You're laughing.
She woke up.
She's scared.
She's got a sad face.
She's got a sad face. She's a bad girl.
I heard you always throw pillows.
Well, you don't really throw pillows, but you do it.
If you do it, you'll lose.
You'll get kicked out of school.
Is that true?
I'm not that serious.
You're weak.
Weak?
What do you girls do?
What?
Weak?
Anyway, we're weak.
If you pay attention, you'll fall.
That's right.
Then, pillow throw.
Ready, start!
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Gib!
Everyone's eyes are crying!
They're crying!
Everyone's eyes are tearing up!
Only one of them is laughing!
I woke up with a heart attack.
Wait, wait, wait.
I woke up with a heart attack.
What should I do?
Because the number of people is decreasing, right?
So I thought,
Well, it's not like I can seriously support you.
That wouldn't make sense.
Well, I'll support you!
Somehow...
"Isn't there any secret?" "Any secret you didn't like hearing back in the day?"
Anything about poo-poo stories?
"If you lick it, doesn't it go away?" "Oh, that's right!"
I mean, it'd be better to lick it by face.
"If you were to lick it by hand..." "Is my hand shivering?"
"Because you were taking it out" "I was taking out"
It was so gross and disgusting that I went to the bathroom and...
Because you were licked?
Yeah, I went to the bathroom and went to spit it out.
Why did you lick yourself?
You showed me something dirty, didn't you?
Show you?
Oh, Tamura-san said "eh" and licked me like this.
I didn't show you that, did I?
You know, you're a gross gal, aren't you?
You have a big face.
So what about "yankies"?
"Yankees"?
I don't know about "yankees".
They're shy.
They're really shy.
So they don't know you at all.
Maybe they don't.
Why do you keep moving in front of me?
Look at me.
Look at me, "yankees".
But you should take off your glasses.
Hey, look at me.
No, I can't.
If you did that, I'd probably do like this.
Oh, I like that.
Let's do it whenever we like.
We can do it.
Right?
Let's do "yankees".
"Yankees"?
"Yankees".
We always do it 5 against 2.
So we'll do it 5 against 2 like we always do.
Me and Ailee will play "nabeshima".
But we're men, so we won't do anything.
We'll stand up.
Wait a minute.
I'll do it.
I'm telling you so much.
Let's do it.
My hands are itchy.
I'm so happy.
Let's do it.
Did you get it?
Please say it one more time.
Let's do it. Ready, start!
What are you doing?
I'm scared!
You succeeded in making wings.
Did you get it?
It must be smelly.
It must be smelly, but you succeeded.
How is it?
It's effective.
Who is he?
It's me.
Ready, start!
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Do you want me to put it on you?
Do you want me to put it under your neck?
Okay!
No!
I caught you!
Tanami, run!
It stinks!
It's starting to stink!
It stinks!
This is probably going to be my win!
Feel it! Feel it! Feel it!
I'm crying!
It stinks!
What is this?
I don't know if I won or lost!
What is this?
Well, let's be nice from now on.
Let's be nice and get along.
If we do this anymore, maybe the worst situation will happen.
I don't want to lose a friend.
I'm pretty old now.
People who are watching this,
Tuna is different from this!
What is that?
I just lowered my reaction rate!
It's fun!
If you keep saying, "It stinks! It stinks!"
I'm going to do this!
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from 35-year-old Mie Tanaka, who lives in Kyoto City.
I really want to beat my sister.
When I was in middle school, I ran 50 meters in 6.5 seconds.
I was chosen by a relay racer and I ran.
However, my sister, who came to see me on the day,
said, 'Oh, I was faster.'
However, even my parents have never seen my sister run.
There is no one among us who knows my sister's total strength.
It may only be my mouth.
Also, my sister has seen me win in most fields,
not only short-distance running,
but also intelligence and kindergarten.
When I was young, I played Othello games with me, who was six years younger,
and made everything black,
and said, 'It's no fun playing with you.'
Since then, I've wanted to compete with her,
and my sister eventually passed Takarazuka Music School,
entered a nursing home,
and never had a chance to compete with me.
When I was 35 years old,
the other day, I participated in a short-distance relay race at a sports festival in my town.
However, my sister, who happened to be over 40 years old,
said, 'You look like you're running a marathon.'
I can't forgive you anymore!
Please let me compete in various fields where my sister thinks I'm winning.
This is also a field of competition.
Yes, that's right.
That woman's fight continues.
Anyway, I want to beat my sister.
Somehow, I want to defeat my sister!
Somehow!
Somehow, I want to beat my sister!
That's what she sent me with all her heart.
And I want to help her with that.
If you don't have anything to say, just say 'V'.
That's too narrow!
Let's watch that fierce sister competition!
VTR! Zuton!
Yes!
(Doors opening and closing)
Ah! Ah! Hello!
She came out!
She's the type of person who comes out even if you push her, right?
Ah! Hello! Nice to meet you!
You're her sister, right?
Yes.
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
She's coming out, right?
She's coming out on her face!
On her face!
The strength of her determination!
I don't want to lose!
The feeling of "I'll do it!", right?
Yes!
(Doors opening and closing)
This door is noisy, isn't it?
It's not noisy at all when you close it, but...
(Doors opening and closing)
It's noisy when you open it, isn't it?
I'm preparing for theft.
Ah! Really?
Even though you're running 50 meters away...
That's right.
It's like you're running a marathon.
That's right.
That's a little...
I've been told that in the past, and then there's been a bit of a gap, but...
And last month, I went to an indoor sports festival.
I'm doing my best to earn money.
You're active, aren't you?
To earn money.
To earn money and get toilet paper and so on.
You're from a Kansai woman.
I see.
My sister came to see me for the first time in a long time.
She said, "You're faster than me."
She doesn't even run. She wears pinwheels and comes to see me.
She wears pinwheels and appears in an indoor sports festival in the future.
She's a pretty wild sister.
She came like an actress.
I see. You're an ambitious woman.
Yes, I am.
Since you started music school...
That's why I can't run fast.
My sister left me when I was growing up.
By the way, what was your record?
I was 50 meters in 6.5 seconds.
6.5 seconds is pretty fast, isn't it?
Because I was a Twitter "joiner".
That...
joiner
"Joiner" with a ghost.
Certainly, you look like a "joiner".
You look like a "joiner".
6.5 seconds?
But my sister said I was 6.3 seconds.
You're faster than me.
But I've never seen my sister run.
You've never confirmed it, have you?
No, I haven't.
Is there anything else?
My sister said I was more popular.
Do you admit your defeat? You're an ambitious woman, aren't you?
But I only wear thick makeup.
No, you don't.
You're an ambitious woman.
You're beautiful.
You're an ambitious woman.
If I didn't win, I might have won.
I might have been a "joiner", too.
Looking at you like this, you can't be a "joiner".
You don't look like a "joiner".
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- I saw your luggage. - It was terrible last month.
- In the town? - Yes.
It was like "What's that?" in slow motion.
- It's not only "joiner", isn't it? - Yes, it's a lot of things.
- A lot of things. - I was made a fool of by my brain.
- Are you better at studying? - Of course.
Because I'm stupid.
Let's start the battle.
This is "competition for education".
We will have a competition for education.
She wrote down her level of confidence.
- She is amazing. - I can beat my little sister.
- I see. - My little sister is thin and weak.
- This kanji. - Yes.
It's a kanji of an animal.
You don't write down what it reads.
You draw it.
You can compare it with common common sense.
- You can also compare it with drawing. - "Mother of water".
"Mother of water".
- Your answer is... - Yes.
- Open! - Oh!
- What is it? - Is it a cotton swab?
Oh, it's a cotton swab!
- You drew it like a drawing. - I drew it like a drawing.
- I didn't know you drew it like a drawing. - Because it's too small.
I see. You drew it like a drawing.
- I see. Open! - Ta-dah!
- Open! - It's a doll.
It's a doll.
If it's a doll, you should know what it is.
Why do you think it's a doll?
I can't lose.
You can't lose.
I bet it's a doll.
The answer is...
A jellyfish!
It's a jellyfish.
So you're both wrong.
You managed to get it right.
It's almost equal to losing.
Here's the next one.
Look at this.
Write down what these characters represent.
That's fast!
Open!
Katatsumuri.
Oh! Katatsumuri!
That's correct!
You call this kanji "katatsumuri", right?
What are you doing?
Open!
A pot?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?
You're putting a pot on fire!
As I said earlier, I call it "an animal".
It's still alive when it's a cow.
But you're putting a cow on fire.
Is it cooked?
No, it's not cooked.
It's not even a pot?
It's not even a pot!
Are you ignoring me?
Here's the next one.
This is a difficult one.
Oh, Imouto-san has finished writing.
Open!
Don!
Kirin...oh!
Kirin of phantasmagoria.
Oh!
And...
Kirin of...
I see!
As expected of Detective Scoop!
Kirin of phantasmagoria.
They're exactly alike!
Exactly!
They're exactly alike!
Exactly!
Miss!
Yes!
The ugliness of the picture, right?
The picture of a person who's not good at drawing,
with four legs like this,
is the most disgusting one!
Even the design of it,
it really only looks like cowardice!
The next battle is this one!
Face-to-face battle!
Ready...
Start!
It's my first time dropping it in front of people.
It's amazing!
It's amazing how it's coming off!
Is it okay for me to look at it?
It's scary!
It's complete!
The two of you without makeup!
It looks like this!
Ta-dah!
Well, well!
It doesn't change, does it?
Suddenly...
Sachi became thinner.
No matter what,
this is Miss's makeup state!
And this is Miss's face without makeup!
This is Miss's makeup state!
And this is Miss's face without makeup!
The stability is...
A draw!
It's about the same!
To describe it in detail,
it's a pain separation battle!
It's a pain separation battle!
It's a 50-meter race!
By the way, who was the actor in "Takarazuka"?
Danrei!
Danrei doesn't wear gym clothes in front of the camera, does he?
But this is what I'm talking about, right?
Yes, I've lived for 35 years just for this.
I'll defeat my sister!
What do you think of it?
I'll do my best.
Director Nishida will also support me.
I see.
Director Nishida will also support you.
Yes, I want to do it.
Then let's start the battle!
We're neighbors, but we can't miss this century- old relationship.
We have a talent here, a detective.
I don't care about it at all.
That old couple looking at each other.
I wonder what it's like around here.
Thank you very much.
Are you ready?
Wow!
What's that?
The sun is rising!
In this century-old relationship, the miracle god will come at once!
Get in position!
Ready!
Start!
The game has started!
Oh! Here it comes! Which one?! Which one?!
Little sister! Which one?! Which one?!
Little sister! Oh no!
Oh no! The little sister...
The little sister...
has fallen down while scoring!
The winner is...
the big sister!
The big sister has won!
The little sister has fallen down!
The mother is crying!
Both of you are crying!
What kind of tears are these?!
This can't be happening!
This is frustrating!
And frustration!
Frustrating tears!
What seconds did you say the record was?
6.5 seconds!
6.5 seconds and... 6.3 seconds!
The winner is...
the big sister!
8.3 seconds!
And the little sister...
10 seconds! 10 seconds!
You said something like "the little sister" didn't you?
"The little sister"?!
"The little sister" is not something you can say 100 times!
Just now...
miraculously...
it caught fire!
But now... look at it!
It's pitch black!
Even after this match, it's pitch black!
They're good sisters!
Well, in the end...
they're good, but...
I think the little sister was the one who was crying the most!
Today, all three of them...
the way they maintained themselves...
the way they talked...
it was like a human drama!
It was like a human drama!
In terms of cooking...
it was a little too spicy for me!
It was a little sad!
And with that, this program...
has come to an end!
If you've accepted our request...
we'll give you this detective notebook!
And if you've come to our studio...
we'll give you this sticker!
We'll see you next week!
Thank you very much!
Please send your questions to this detective office.
Our address is 530-8011.
We're looking for Detective Night Scoop!
I'll hit you hard!
I can't answer your feelings.