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They will definitely become the representative idol group of Reiwa!
Equal love means equal love!
And the program MC is none other than us!
However, unfortunately, Hasegawa-san is absent this time!
We will now begin the invincible and cute press conference.
In the past, the invincible and cute press conference's moderator was also the announcer, Watanabe Kazuhiro.
This time, we will check equal love-chan's aptitude as a newscaster!
We will challenge various tests using Fuji TV's popular announcer's title "bread"!
In addition, we will also watch equal love-chan's growth tonight in a cute drink commercial perfect for summer!
First up is "invincible song"! Starting with leader Yamamoto's center song!
I'm Emiri Oda.
My favorite things that make me smile are my ferrets and cats.
When I'm with Bata and Kota-kun, I feel like I'm at a zoo every day and it's fun!
I'm Obahana.
My favorite thing that makes me smile is my surprise mark!
Just putting a surprise mark at the end of a sentence gives me so much energy and I love it!
I'm Otoshi Marisa.
My favorite thing that makes me smile is my baby!
When I watch my baby's videos, my innocent smile kills me!
I'm Saito Kiana!
When I watch my baby's videos, my innocent smile kills me!
I'm Saito Nagisa!
When I watch my baby's videos, my innocent smile kills me!
By the way, my favorite sweet is chocolate!
I'm Sasaki Maika!
When I watch my baby's videos, my innocent smile kills me!
I'm Takamatsu Hitomi!
When I watch my baby's videos, my innocent smile kills me!
When I see you at home and when you greet me at the front door, I feel really happy!
I'm Tokiwoki Syoko!
What makes me smile is my members!
Especially Maika and Sanatsun!
Syoko says she's happy when I smile and she does funny things for me!
I'm Noguchi Iori!
What makes me smile is all animals!
I love dogs and cats and I dream of buying a pet one day!
I'm Moroha Sana!
What makes me smile is my dog, Mon!
Just being there makes me happy!
I'm Iwamo Tanna.
My happy smile is when I'm with my members in the music room!
Let's keep laughing and talking about silly stories!
Now, please listen! "Recipe for Smiles"!
Let's go together! To that sky!
Let's go together! Oh Yeah!
It's a miracle that we met
The monochrome classroom
Made me feel lonely somewhere
Let's go! No matter how many friends there are
I think of you every day
I want to tell you
This excitement
My heart is pounding
For the first time
I don't regret it
I love you
Everyone put your hands together
One by one, look into each other's eyes
Even if we couldn't meet today
I'll make you all happy
I want you to be excited
I want you to love that too
I'm happy
That's right, we have bonds
And we have a lot of kindness
You're excellent
I understand
I love you all
We have it all
The recipe for smiles
Oh yeah!
I haven't been able to say it for a long time, and it was kind of embarrassing
I want to go up on that stage
It's still a little far away, but even if you look away, you can't reach it
One, two! If you step forward, you'll reach it
One, two! With all your might, let's all reach for it and fly together!
Come on, hold my hand and don't let go of my right hand
Because this is fate, isn't it?
Everyone will eventually become me and I will eventually become you
An equal relationship (equal, equal, equal, equal)
That's right, there's bond and there's also a lot of kindness
Tears are a little too much, but I know
That everyone likes each other
That's right! Let's make a recipe for smiles together!
Oh yeah!
Thank you very much!
Once again, we are Equal Love!
This time, we performed "Recipe for Smiles"!
Thank you very much!
This song is a song we sang in our dreams.
There are a lot of eye-catching parts in the song, so please pay attention!
And look at our costumes!
Yes!
We wore them in our music video, didn't we?
That's right!
That's why they're all blue.
And we all have ribbons!
Pink!
They're so cute, so please pay attention to them!
This time, we performed "Recipe for Smiles", and the members told us what they like about me that makes me smile.
I think there were a lot of animals.
Mike, what was that?
I like Kiara's troubled eyebrows.
Oh!
Look troubled!
Oh!
You're troubled!
Do you like this?
When I'm troubled, I feel weird and I like it because it's funny.
It's funny!
Everyone, please pay attention to Kiara's troubled eyebrows!
Then, "Can you love" will start!
Everyone, please enjoy!
Let's get started!
Jelophan, please say the title song!
Yes!
The path to becoming an invincibly cute newscaster!
Recently, among idols, there are more and more people who want to be announcers.
So this time, we received a request from the show to see if everyone in ICOLAB has the quality of an announcer.
That's why we're here.
I'm Fuji TV announcer Watanabe Kazuhiro, and I'm in charge of promotion this time.
Thank you for your cooperation!
And she's going to promote the show with me. Please introduce yourself.
I'm Jiro-pan.
Nice to meet you.
Jiro-pan!
She's a popular announcer.
Don't you know about Jiro-pan?
I don't know much about him.
Do you know about Aya-pan?
Do you know about Kato-pan?
Do you know about Shoku-pan?
It's the same.
- Is it the same? - Yes.
Everyone likes it.
Everyone has eaten it at least once.
That's Jiro-pan.
You can bake it.
You can eat it as it is.
You can spread jam on it.
- The seasoning is up to you. - You're right.
This time, we're going to meet Fuji TV's announcer...
and check out their aptitude as newscasters!
News programs must have...
their eloquence, vocabulary, and emergency response skills.
We're going to have them try out four projects!
From Jiro Pan, we have Aya Pan, Kato Pan, and now Jiro Pan and Fuji TV's representative announcers are born one after another.
This time, we'd like you to work hard for a new "pan" following these three female announcers.
I think everyone can do it in their own way, but I'm really curious about what kind of announcer Kiara-tan is and whether she can read the news or not.
What kind of "pan"?
Hmm...
Kiara-pan?
Kiara-pan!
How about Kiara-pan?
Hmm...
It's a little...
Kiba-n.
It's a little dirty.
Kiara-pan.
I'll do my best.
How about you, Nobuchi-san? Are you confident?
Confidence...
I don't know yet, but I want to be "pan"!
If you could be "pan", what kind of "pan" would you be, Nobuchi-san?
Nogu-pan?
Nogu-pan!
It looks like it stinks!
Nogu-pan!
It looks like it's in a smelly village!
No, it already smells good!
Who will be the one to get the title of "pan" of Fuji TV's representative announcers?
First of all, if you're a newscaster, of course you can do it!
Let's do tongue-twisters with tongue-twisters!
Can you do it, everyone?
The top batter is Ms. Otoshima, who is in the front row.
Let's have you try it!
Here are the tongue-twisters you will do!
Are you ready?
Yes, I think I'm ready.
Then, tongue-twisters, please!
"Namamugi", "namagome", "namatama" are...
"Namamugi", "namatama" are...
The last "namatama go" sounded a little weird.
"Namatama go", "namatama go", "namatama go"
But it was cute and I like it.
Okay, we got it!
Next, Ouma-san!
Please!
"Namamugi", "namagome", "namatama go"!
I didn't feel relaxed at all.
Maybe you needed more speed.
"Namamugi", "namagome", "namatama go"!
You can't do it like that.
The next one is...
Wow!
Her pose!
Her level went up!
It got longer!
Okay, Nagisa-san.
Are you okay?
I'm okay, but...
I got hit in the throat.
It's pretty low, but...
When you're busy with work...
That's right.
That's cool!
I like it! I like it!
Are you ready?
Please!
Bose is good at sick...
Wait, I want to do it again.
That was cool!
I want to do it again!
Okay, let's do it again.
Please!
Bose is good at sick and drew Bose's picture.
I see!
Success!
I'm glad.
You're not aiming for Nakamori Agina-san, are you?
I'm not aiming for her.
You're not aiming for her.
Let's have Noguchi-san do it, too.
Okay!
Please!
Bose is good at sick and drew Bose's picture.
Wow!
That's pretty good.
You're succeeding.
Let's raise your level.
The next one is...
Here it is.
It's pretty difficult.
A Fuji TV announcer challenged this on a YouTube video.
But it was a total failure.
Are you ready, Ms. Takehaka?
Yes!
Please show us!
I ate aburi kalbi! I ate aburi kalbi!
Correct!
How was it?
She said she ate it!
But it's a little...
There's no newscaster like her!
That's true.
She's cute, isn't she?
It was like a cover.
But it was a success.
Next, Ms. Takamatsu.
Yes!
Please show us with the same theme!
I ate aburi kalbi! I ate aburi kalbi!
Correct!
Fuji TV announcers have repeated "aburi kalbi" 10 times.
aburi kalbi...
Wow!
Let's have a meal!
What's this?
Are you saying "one pan"?
No!
Are you saying "one pan"?
No!
I said it!
You did a good job!
You've put a lot of pressure on your back.
You've all succeeded so far.
Let's change the theme.
Here's the next one.
This is also difficult.
Let's have Yamamoto-san do it.
Are you ready?
Yes! I'm ready!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's have him do it!
People next to me often eat persimmon.
Wow!
That was quick!
You did it!
Wow!
I'm glad!
You did a good job, Angel-pan!
You did a good job!
You're confident.
I'm jealous of your confidence.
What do you mean?
You look like you think it's natural.
It's natural. I'm "one pan".
I'm your rival.
Even though you're "yamapan".
I'm "one pan"!
Actually, "yamapan hanu" is "haru no pan matsuri".
Let's have Otani-san do it.
Yes!
Let's have you do it!
People next to me often eat persimmon.
Wow!
You did a good job!
She's a heroine.
She's fast and has a cute face.
She's eating persimmon, isn't she?
I see.
Let's raise the level again.
Here!
Yes!
This is difficult, too.
This is impossible.
Kiara-tan, this is impossible.
You probably don't know what it is.
Do you know what it means?
I don't know much about it.
You don't know much about it?
Do you know "shanson"?
"Shinshon" is something new.
It's like "shinen".
Is that what it means?
I see!
That's what Kiara-tan means.
I see!
Let's have Satoki do it.
Please!
Shinshon shansonsou
That's fine.
For Kiara-tan, it's fine.
It's fine.
Next up is Sasaki-san!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Please do it!
Shinshon shansonsou
Shanshonsou
It became "shanshonsou".
What?
It's common.
It became "shanshonsou"?
Yes.
One more time?
Yes!
Please do it!
Shinshon shansonsou
Congratulations!
(Laughter)
I just thought we were all saying tongue twisters.
It just came out of nowhere.
I didn't think it would go so well.
So far, everyone is in perfect condition.
Now, it's time for the anchor, Morohashi.
If you succeed, everyone will succeed.
I'm counting on you.
What are you doing now?
I'm improving my tongue twister.
Tongue twister, open your mouth.
I see.
Okay, Jiropan.
Let's have you choose one.
Huh?
There are a lot of them.
Not that one. Not "bose".
I don't think Morohashi can do "bose".
That's a long one.
I drew a good "bose" picture.
(Laughter)
Okay, let's do it.
With "perfect" in mind, go ahead.
"Bose" drew a good "bose" picture.
(Laughter and applause)
I didn't expect it to be a tongue twister.
Tongue twister.
I don't think it was a tongue twister.
For me, it was a little faster than usual.
But if it's a tongue twister, can't you speed up a little?
I think you can.
Can you do it?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
"Bose" drew a good "bose" picture.
(Laughter and applause)
That's pretty good.
Yes!
The basic tongue twisters for announcers have all been cleared!
Next, we're going to level up a little and try reading news headlines!
The key is whether you can correctly read the headline you're given and convey it without chewing.
First up is Jiro-pan! Please give us your example!
Please read Jiro-pan's headline!
Here's the next piece of news.
The finalist nine teams that advance to the final of the M-1 Grand Prix held at the end of the year have been decided.
The finalists are...
INDIANS...
SHINKUJISHKA...
MOGURIDER...
UNIVERSE...
LONGCOATDADDY...
OSWALD...
NISHIKIGOI...
MOMO...
and the RANJATAI teams.
Last year, the nine teams had exactly the same faces.
(Applause and cheers)
What do you mean by "face doesn't like it"?
It's a little...
But it leaves an impression.
If you don't use that face, I'll ask you to watch it again.
The important thing is to leave a mark.
The first challenge is over. Can you leave a mark?
How do you feel about sitting next to Jiropan?
It's true. I didn't think I'd be this close to Jiropan. I'm happy.
It's a random comment.
(Laughter)
I know what you mean. I know you don't mean it, but I know you don't mean it.
Jiropan, please leave a mark.
It's different news. It's different from what I just said.
What is it?
Let's get started.
Please read the news source.
The popular sushi chain "Sushi Jiro" has started sales in the summer.
The main menu is tuna, bonito, salmon, dolphins...
Dolphins?!
Sushi with a gorgeous sushi story and boiled rice.
Time's up!
(Applause)
It looks delicious.
Salmon sushi?
Jiropan, please leave a mark.
It's a shame.
(Laughter)
I don't know the kanji.
"kensaki"... What do you call this?
"kensaki-ika" and such.
"kensaki-ika"?
This is "maguro", "katsuo", "sanma"...
It's "tachio".
(Laughter)
"tachio"?
Yes.
"tachio"?
This is...
What is it?
A round fish.
A round fish?
Like a pig.
Like a pig?
Yes!
Wow!
"iruka" is "umiika".
Yes, it's "umibuta".
Yes!
As expected of you.
Oh!
One point!
One point.
Oh, you got one point!
You got one point so easily!
(Laughter)
Next up is Kiara's challenge!
Her manuscript has a lot of kanji, but will she be okay?
How is it, Jolopan-chan?
Wow...
Your hands are high.
My hands are high?
Look at me for a second.
(Laughter)
Can you drop it?
You can drop it, too.
(Laughter)
Wow!
Let's begin!
Please!
Okay!
From Izgo... Iz... Izkohara, pets can also be lived in Manman Resort Jiroen, which is a big success!
On the opening day, Welsh corgis, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Mamerepere, Pucci Passetto Griffon Banbon, and many other dogs visited and ran around the spacious dock.
We also provide dog food that is special to local food.
Thank you for your hard work!
I think it's worth mentioning that you were a caster till the end.
I was surprised that you managed to get rid of the areas that you thought were wrong.
For a character like you.
However, you said "Izukohara" all of a sudden.
You said you couldn't read Kogen.
I'm sorry. I've been to Izu before.
I can read Kogen, but I'm nervous now.
But your Katakana was amazing.
You were running even if you made a mistake.
You looked like a bamboo.
I couldn't read Katakana well.
But you were able to break through.
Let's see if it's true or false.
Please show us, Jiro-pan.
I'll make it sweeter.
It's true.
I felt the strength of the card.
It's important.
Thank you.
You passed. Congratulations!
Will Kiana clear the test?
Next up is "Dakibaki".
I can't read lyrics well.
I write them all in Hiragana.
I can read Kanji well, too.
I can write Kanji only in "umi".
Are you nervous?
I can't read Kanji well.
If it's a test, I can write Kanji well, but I can't read Kanji quickly.
First of all, lower your own hurdle.
I'll do my best.
Please read the manuscript.
A century-old big couple is born.
Leonardo Schwarzenegger Jr. and Takarazuka Kagekidan Soragumi's star, Haotome Jiroko, announced their wedding at Meguro Miyabi Girls' School.
They worked hard and walked together.
No matter what road you take, I'm waiting for you.
I'm talking to you.
It's over.
I didn't expect you to be silent.
As an announcer, you are using the technique that you use when you don't know the name of the person you met for the first time in a long time.
What kind of path do you have?
I was nervous and there were Katakana and Kanji.
I didn't know what was going on.
Her impression of you has changed.
Ichigo, what did you think of it?
It's a shame that you lost.
I'm sorry.
Can you read the last line one more time?
I don't know what kind of difficult road is waiting for me.
Why do you call it "difficult"?
It's not a manga.
It's not like you read it seriously and write it seriously.
I think you're the only one in Japan who calls it "difficult".
You call this word "difficult".
Let's make it from now on.
It's the same meaning, but...
I see.
Ibaraki's Ibaraki Disc.
That's right.
I know it, you know?
You sound like you know it.
You're opening it up and saying it.
Are you being cocky?
Next is Nagisa.
The announcer of low-pitched voice, born!
Please.
You can do it. You're cool.
If you have a low voice, your speech will resonate.
That's good.
Yes, I think it's good.
You're cool.
When I was in kindergarten, I wanted to be an announcer.
That's right.
So I want to make my dream come true.
But you sound like you're making your dream come true.
Is it coming true?
Yes.
Please read the manuscript.
Summer has just begun. The watermelon season is here.
In Tokyo's Togoshi Ginza shopping street,
there are a lot of watermelons that have just been harvested.
There are also other daily staples.
Tama konnyaku and...
What's indispensable for a normal roast is bell peppers.
It looks like they're in season now.
That's right. Watermelons have broken through.
In the end, it became local news in Yamagata.
Tama konnyaku.
Is it different?
What is this?
What is it?
It's a real one!
The real one is correct!
That's right!
Let's have Jiro-pan judge!
I tried my best with a voice that I'm not used to using.
Like Kiyara-tan, I was a caster until the end.
So...
I'd like to meet you!
Yay!
The last challenger is Takamatsu with a one-pan eye!
This is a two-shot of Jiro-pan and one-pan.
I really don't like one-pan. Can't you do something about it?
I asked an old man's generation, "Was Takamatsu originally a Yankee?"
By the way, how good are you at reading kanji?
I'm good at kanji.
She's cheating.
Am I cheating?
Rather than looking this way, I'm looking this way.
You're disgusting. You only have that kind of skill in you.
Well, let's get started!
Please read the manuscript!
Yes!
There is a middle school student who is said to be a genius smart boy and is expected to have a future.
His name is Yamajiro Hasegawa.
Height is 250 centimeters.
Weight is 200...
Height is 250 centimeters.
Weight is 250 kilograms.
He has a blessed physique.
He has a large plate and a large mug.
He has a small plate and a small mug.
He has a small plate and a small mug!
His favorite word is "fuyaki fukutsu".
His favorite author is Maruseki Musashi!
Yes! That's all!
It's difficult!
Yamajiro Hasegawa, a middle school student, said he would be introduced in the news today.
While watching the news, if an announcer laughed at his height of 250 centimeters, how much would it hurt?
That's right!
My height was laughed at!
He is the worst newscaster!
He laughs at the person in question!
I'm sorry!
His favorite word is "fuyaki fukutsu".
I often see it in the news of sumo wrestling.
Yes! That's right!
I don't know!
It's like a souvenir shop in a factory.
"With the spirit of futo fukutsu," he said.
I, YOKOZU, swear to devote myself to sumo wrestling with the spirit of futo fukutsu.
I will do my best!
"Futo fukutsu"!
That's right!
It's difficult, isn't it?
It was difficult!
And you suddenly said a tongue-twister here!
That's right!
It was very difficult to say!
"Koyomogi mochi" on a small plate!
That's great!
"Koyomogi mochi"!
You said it!
I said it!
"Ooyomogi mochi"!
"Koyomogi mochi"!
I did it!
It's like a match!
Then...
Junopan!
Please give us your judgment!
That's fast!
You failed!
It's difficult!
You're laughing!
Hasegawa...Yamajiro...
I'm sorry!
Yamajiro, I'm really sorry!
All right!
So...
Two out of five people cleared "Reading the News Report"!
Who will be the winner of "Fuji TV Popular Announcer Pan"?
Before the second half, please look at this!
Who is the cutest in Nagisa?
You'll say "it's me", won't you? Nagisider!
My throat and body are refreshed.
Chocolate ramune is the best in summer.
The second half of the road to the invincible cute newscaster! Next is this test to check your emergency response ability!
Next, even if you don't have health care ready when the news comes in, the caster must respond immediately.
I would like to check whether such an emergency situation can be responded to.
Now, a photo will appear on the monitor.
Looking at the photo, you will be told the news without health care for 20 seconds.
Now, what should we do? Let's have Jiropan-chan do the Japanese.
Jiropan-chan, how is it? Is it okay?
It's already an easy win!
No matter what you say!
I'll do it!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, let's have you try it!
Now, please tell us about the emergency news that came in here!
Now, here's the news!
Um...
Security operation!
Who is guarding who?
Let's go to the next corner!
Weather!
What is it? A great strategy!
Chiropa is also struggling with "Clinical News 20 Second Challenge"!
The first question is from Otoshima!
How about you?
Even in my daily life, I don't say what I want to say.
You don't say it even in your daily life?
Even if I think about it, I can't say it right away.
So I'm very anxious.
When Chiropa-san showed me the script earlier,
he said it slowly, so I'll refer to it.
It's nice of you not to say such unfair things about me.
I'll do my best!
"Clinical News" has just arrived!
Please tell us!
"Clinical News" has just arrived!
Something strange happened in the pond!
What does this mean?
One day, all of a sudden, there is a duck in the pond.
It's playing with its friends.
It looks like it's having fun with friends.
Everyone, please watch it!
It's a great story!
However, according to the news,
it's completely normal for a duck to be in the pond.
Is it a duck?
Is it a swan?
A swan...
Now, Otoshima-san, try it. How was it?
Well, as I thought, words don't come out.
And even if you look at a picture, it's not a house, is it?
That's why you have to use your imagination.
It's difficult.
You have to use your imagination while reading it and make it into words.
I thought it was very difficult.
But I think Otoshima-san was able to do it.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Now, please turn it over.
Is it a circle or a square?
It's a square!
It was a square, so it just fit in the rainbow.
Will she clear the mission following Otoshima?
Ms. Morohashi will challenge!
How do you feel?
I feel...
I was in an announcer research institute when I was in college.
What?!
I didn't want you to feel like that at all!
So I quit for a week.
You're an idol rather than an announcer.
That's right. I took that path.
You have a good posture.
It's rare for you to take a week off.
I can do it today.
Here is the temporary news. Please tell us.
Yes!
Here is the temporary news!
What's going on?!
This year, watermelon costs 1 million yen!
I love watermelons so much!
I want to eat seeds and seeds!
It's like I want to do it in a circle.
I want to eat seeds and seeds for 1 million yen!
You had a good time.
I had a good time, but...
I think it's your own opinion.
You don't need that news, do you?
It's like "I love watermelons."
Is it bad?
Ms. Morohashi, do you usually not take seeds with a spoon?
Seeds with a spoon?
Seeds with a spoon!
Do you eat seeds while you're standing?
Do you eat seeds while you're standing in front of the sink?
No, I don't.
The unexpected side of the story has been revealed.
Ms. Jenopan, please judge it.
You had a good time for 20 seconds.
You passed!
Thank you for having us for a week.
Thank you for having me.
It's a good night.
Good night.
I don't like you.
You're mean!
Ikolab girls are doing well.
Next, Otani will challenge!
What do you think, Jiro-pa?
I'm good at impersonation.
Impersonation!
You're in the caster position.
Could you show us?
I'm Ayu.
I'm Omihoto.
You passed!
Thank you for having me.
I'm Ayu.
What do you think, Otani?
It's hard for you to speak without a script.
I'm not good at thinking.
I'll do my best.
What's wrong with you?
It's a good match.
Are you ready?
Here is a temporary news.
Please tell us.
It's a temporary news.
The food ranking that I want to eat the most this summer has been announced.
The first place is this stamina ramen.
It's very delicious and I like it.
I recommend garlic, oil and toppings.
Please try it!
One.
Is it wrong?
It was a miracle.
How about you, Chiba-chan?
The first 10 seconds were wonderful.
It's your favorite genre, isn't it?
Yes.
I can talk about what I like, so it was very good.
I see.
At the end, you had about two seconds left.
What was it?
It was...
Let's eat together,
slimy,
Thank you for watching.
The first 10 seconds of running was wonderful.
It was like an announcer.
I stumbled for a moment, but in the end, I covered it with cuteness.
I think it's necessary as an announcer.
Your cuteness was wonderful.
Thank you very much.
The last challenger is Sasaki!
Sasaki-san, what do you think?
Well, what do you think?
Well, it depends on the picture.
It depends on the picture?
Yes.
If there is information that is easy to understand...
Like "gentsuki"?
"Gentsuki"?
Isn't it hard to understand?
Like "akikan"?
It's hard to understand.
"Akikan"?
A little more...
Like "jirachi"?
I don't know. I don't know.
If something like "yankee" comes up...
Why?
It's not different at all.
"Gentsuki"?
"Gentsuki" came up.
"Gentsuki" only.
Well then...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Here is the temporary news.
Please tell us.
Temporary...
I will tell you the temporary news.
Although it is a great strategy,
it seems that the target found out and took this kind of picture.
He has a very good face,
but I think that his boss is angry with him a lot now.
Someone...
Please comfort him.
The end!
Please comfort him.
Oh, Jiropan-chan is a little timid.
In the end, Sasaki's worst part came out.
Please comfort me.
Even though it was really good.
It was definitely better than Jiro-san's.
If you say that, I won't give you anything back!
Really, I was terrible about this.
About the big strategy...
I wanted to see Sasaki's face when he took the picture with the string.
What's with the string?!
Well then...
Let's have you judge, Jiropan.
Please!
Too bad!
I can't accept it.
It has meaning.
Since you are like this, I am like this.
What?
In other words?
In other words...
I am like this.
Too bad! You failed!
Shock!
Temporary "news" 20-second challenge ends here!
Three out of four members cleared it, which is a good result!
Are there any members who can beat Jiropan's glasses?
The last project is "final greeting", which we often see in news programs.
Can you do it well?
Let's move on.
You have 15 seconds at the end of the show, so please wrap up the show in your own words.
It's about time for you to say goodbye, so please wrap up the show in your own words.
After 15 seconds, Jiro Pan will say, 'See you tomorrow,' and the show will end.
Is there any role division when it's over?
It's all Anna.
Are you confident, Yamamoto-san?
I can't put pressure on you.
I'm under a lot of pressure today.
Who will go first?
Let's start with Noguchi-san.
Noguchi-san, please wrap up the show.
You have to wrap up the show.
I'm the type of person who leaves everything to the members.
Who thinks I can ask for that?
It's random.
What was that shit-like time?
What was that shit-like conversation?
Noguchi-san, you're the type of person who can finish a character in no time.
I think you can do it.
15 seconds, right?
It's time for you to say goodbye.
It's time for me to say goodbye.
Please be careful of people around you.
If you make it, let me know.
I'll be waiting for you.
See you tomorrow.
Time's up!
In the end, she was like, "I'll be waiting for your call."
I was worried if I got home safe and sound.
Yeah, it wasn't like you were on a show or anything.
- It was more like a personal call with friends or family. - Yeah.
Oh my...
I guess we were a little too close.
- With the viewers? - Yeah.
All right, let's have you judge what happened.
All right, Jella-pan, go ahead!
- What?! - Too bad!
- Too bad? - That's too bad!
- Too bad? - Why? What's wrong?
- Too bad! - Too bad!
At first, I thought she was saying something like,
Please contact your family properly.
But in the end, she was like, "Please contact me!"
Like, "I want to fall in love."
I'm looking for a boyfriend.
- You saw that? - Yeah.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Top batter Noguchi was defeated!
Next up is club leader Yamamoto!
- You can do it! - Oh no.
- Cut. - Okay.
But you were actually on the show, right?
Yeah, I just said what came to my mind.
- I was on the show when I was in middle school. - I see.
- It's rude of you to say that now. - Wow!
- You didn't say it at first. - I'm also the vice president.
- What?! - Wow!
- Of UAV. - You're second in line.
You're the vice president of an UAV.
As a club, there's no such thing as a vice president of an UAV.
Yeah, if you're the vice president of an UAV, you'd only be the vice president.
- Would you be the vice president? - Yes.
I get impatient when I think about it right away,
- so I'll do it without thinking too much about it. - I see.
Yes.
- Okay, let's begin. - Yes.
Top batter Noguchi was defeated!
It's time to say goodbye.
Today is Wednesday in the middle of the week.
I think you are tired.
Please be careful of your health.
Let's listen to this month's ending theme.
Please listen to "Anoko Complex"
See you tomorrow.
End!
I see, I see.
The music plays and the show ends, right?
I'm a little annoyed.
I'm used to it.
I'm used to the ending lines of the show.
I see.
Did you say it in subjunctive sentences?
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, I'm scared of being taken away.
There's no reason to be scared!
I'm scared of falling like you!
Ah, I'm scared of being taken away!
There's no reason to be scared!
I'm scared of being taken away!
Ah, she's pushing her! She's pushing her!
Can you push her back? Can you push her back?
What kind of confrontation is this?!
Yamamoto-san, what did you think of the show?
I'm sorry it sounded like subjunctive sentences.
I'm glad you're used to it.
Should we have chosen a brighter song?
That's not the problem! That's not the problem!
Let's have Jiro-pan judge.
It was splendid.
Passed!
But don't get too used to it.
Don't get too used to it as a leader.
I don't like it from above.
Passed! Congratulations!
Next, Jiro-pan, who will you choose?
I want to see 15 seconds of you.
But I want to see 15 seconds of you, Kiara-tan.
I wonder what you will say.
I wonder what world view you will use to end the show.
Lastly, Kiara will challenge for Jiro-pan.
I don't have much ad-lib power in my group.
I can only say that it was fun.
I do have a world view.
I don't know what will come out of it.
Are you ready for a miracle?
What?
15 seconds...
Say what you think.
Say what you saw on TV.
This is the ending.
Are you ready?
Yes!
It's time to say goodbye.
Hot days continue every day.
It's hot.
I sweat a lot and I think it's hard, so I'm taking heatstroke prevention measures and...
Wait, wait! I can't say anything! I'm sorry!
She had a sense of the world.
She is cute.
I wanted to say something that would be careful of heatstroke prevention and that everyone would be careful of, but I couldn't find any good words and it ended in the middle.
I wasn't able to be a cute fan.
She conveyed her feelings.
Now, let's have Juno-fan judge.
Too bad!
I thought it would come!
I got a terrible punishment!
It ended in the middle, so I want to do it again.
It's okay, it's not like that.
Really?
It wasn't good at all.
It's not good.
I didn't say it was good, so it's not good?
I'm sorry!
I don't think lying is good.
You're saying I'm lying?
Yes.
They're fighting!
She's cute!
Is this okay?
Thank you for your hard work!
And with that, that's all for today's Newscaster Appropriateness Check!
Who will receive the title of "Fuji TV's Most Popular Female Announcer, Pan"?
Please announce the winner!
- Well... - Huh?
- Hmm, I'm not sure. - This is hard!
- Jiropan-chan is not sure. - It's always hard!
These girls often get this and get hurt!
"I wasn't chosen!" These girls often get this and get hurt!
Whoa, thinking that Jiropan-chan will suddenly appear in real life...
- Well, isn't it okay for her to be close to the announcer who worked hard today? - Yes, that's right!
Who will receive the title of "Pan"?
- Jiropan-chan, please! - Yes!
I've decided!
- Yama-pan! - An-pan!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Yay! - An-pan is born!
Thank you!
Thank you for everything!
- Graduation! - Graduation!
- Ah, thank you! - As a caster!
- I'll tell you from the beginning! - Yes, please! Thank you!
- Eh?! - Well, do your best!
- Applause! Applause! - Do your best!
- I'll take care of everything from now on, so it's okay. - Yes, it's okay.
- So, what is the point you chose, Paachan? - After all, the average score was very high.
- You did everything well. - Yes.
- After all, I think leaders are in a position to lose quite a bit. - Yes.
- There are also difficult things that you have to put together. - Yes.
- Well, please do your best in the future. - Yes.
- And let's make our own personality properly. - Yes.
- That's also the message. - Yes.
- And please do your best with your facial expressions. - Yes!
- That's all for today's "Cute Newscasters"! - Applause!
- Those born in August or September, please come forward! - Congratulations!
- Yes.
- Thank you very much! - Congratulations!
- Ms. Otoshima, congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Well, what is your ambition for this year?
- I'm still getting along with the members, and I'm still thinking about how to live my life cheerfully, so please don't treat me like an old lady!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- I want to be an adult and cute, and I want to be a princess even when I'm 24 years old! - Yes! Princess!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Thank you very much!
- Do you love JO1-LOVE?
Nice to meet you.
Why am I wearing a yukata while everyone else is wearing a hat?
Please watch "Teach me the meaning of being broadcasted at BSS CUP-A".
Please watch it.
Now, I'd like to announce the theme.
The theme is...
Summer, summer festival, festival season!
Which member would you like to go to a summer festival with?
I'd like to go with everyone.
It's already a big situation.
It's a horizontal line.
Now, let's start the discussion!
I'd like to go with...
Who?
Natsume Kawagechi.
It's Natsume's season.
So, I'd like to go with someone who was born in the summer.
Many people were born in the summer.
I'd like to go.
I'd like to go on a date with Risa in a yukata.
She's cute.
She confessed her love to me.
Maika also likes summer festivals.
That's true.
But...
It's dangerous.
What should we do?
It's dangerous.
I'd like to go with everyone.
Everyone?
It'd be nice if someone gave up their right to decide.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Noimi doesn't care about the result.
The winner will decide the winner.
Rock-paper-scissors!
She gave up.
What should we do?
Who would you like to go on a summer festival with?
I'd like to go, too.
I'd like to go with Sonatsumi!
Sonatsumi!
It's going to be fun for sure, isn't it?
It's going to be fun!
It's amazing.
This announcement has come this far.
Sana-san, why don't you join us for the festival?
Why don't you join us for the festival?
Now, here is an announcement of the present for this corner!
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
The keyword for applying is "Sana Morohashi," which we found out in this survey.
For more details, we'll tell you in "Teach us how to drink," which will be broadcasted in Ilinesas Capar.
Please watch it!
That's it for the survey about member awareness!
Welcome! Welcome!