AISubs v3.5
They will definitely become the representative idol group of Reiwa.
Equal love means equal love!
This program is a special program to commemorate their third anniversary of debut!
This time as well, equal love will rampage on Fuji TV!
Twelve people will challenge various variety projects with the theme of "cute"!
Please enjoy their unique equal love!
Don't push it now, push it someday!
Can we love equal love next?
First of all, from the invincible song corner, please listen to this super cute song in full size!
Here you go!
What am I? I'm cute, right?
I'm always at my best, right?
Keep out, right?
You can't come in!
But you...
Are disturbing me!
But you are...
A dried fruit!
But you...
Are driving me crazy!
Melts in my mouth...
Ice cream, milk tea...
With you, my little one...
The colors touch...
And go...
Bye-bye, my love!
I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you!
You're the only one I want to be in love with!
I like you, I like you, I like you!
When we're together...
My ice cream latte is ready!
I'm not selfish!
I'm a good girl princess!
So please pay attention, okay?
Look over here!
Come see me!
I can't say it, but I want to say it!
I like you!
We are three different...
Ipparami-chan!
Why do you like her?
I can't say it, but I'm looking at you!
I'm already used to your ID...
Your name, your birthday...
You're too cute!
Wait a minute!
This model...
I don't know her!
When did you kill her?
Wait a minute!
This person...
Is your type?
I like you too!
I like your clothes and your color!
I wanted to shoot you!
F*ck you!
We're in a relationship!
I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you!
I want to swing you around!
I like you!
I can't stand you! I can't stand you! I can't stand you!
You're too much!
Your age and your quality are 100%!
As a princess...
Save me, darling!
Can we eat each other?
What are you doing?
Call me!
I want to say it, but I can't say it!
I don't like heavy things!
Hello?
What are you doing now?
Ah...
We're dating, right?
Okay...
If you say you like me...
I like you!
Please listen...
If I...
Forever and ever...
I won't wake up from this dream...
So before I kiss you, I want you to tell me how you feel...
I won't wake up from this dream...
Keep looking at me?
I won't wake up from this dream...
Hurry up and find me!
What are you doing?
Where are you?
Answer me!
I can't go on like this!
Be quiet!
We are Sweetie Pie!
We are Kinko, Lamu, Chan!
We are Sweetie Pie!
Invincible Song
Here is the song.
The first song is "Shikipi".
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
It's very cute.
It was a wonderful performance that made me smile.
That's right.
The costume is also wonderful.
Yes, it is.
It also has a little hard taste.
What is "Shikipi" anyway?
"Shikipi" is a combination of "suki" and "people".
"Shikipi" means "people you like".
Is it a word that exists in the world?
Yes, it exists.
What?
It's popular.
Is it popular?
I've never heard of "shikipi".
I've never heard of it either.
I've heard of "carepi".
That's right.
What is "caresi people"?
Isn't it "careyaji" and "kakipi"?
No, it's "karepi".
I think it's "karepi".
I'm a little curious about the person in the center.
Oh, Mr. Sasaki doesn't seem like it.
I'm a little...
This is "su".
Originally, this is...
He's an idol.
Even at the beginning of the performance, he had a face like this.
It's cute.
It's a face I've never seen before.
That's the face I had when I went to Nihonshu.
No, it's not.
It's not "kuu".
It's a cute face, isn't it?
That's right.
Mr. Sasaki, can you do it?
I can do it!
Oh, is that so?
But Nagisa and Kiana...
As expected, you have an irresistible cuteness.
What?
What's wrong?
Didn't you say something weird just now?
What did you say?
It's not an irresistible cuteness.
Oh, I'm scared. I don't remember it very well.
I'm sorry. I'm not the type of person who takes responsibility for what I say.
No, no, it was wonderful.
Thank you.
You all were cute.
Nonno is a little...
You're giving off a manager-like atmosphere, aren't you?
Nonno is trying not to stand out now.
But I'm really a manager now.
No, you're not.
You're not.
I was watching you from behind.
I wasn't watching you. I was dancing.
I was dancing.
I wasn't dancing. I wasn't watching you.
I was dancing.
You had a cute face.
I thought you were good at it.
I'm glad.
I didn't know you were such a good manager.
I thought you were a good manager.
I'm a good manager.
Your feelings for Nonno are unchanged.
They haven't changed.
I'm scared.
I'm giving you whatever you like.
Oh, you're giving it to me.
I see.
I didn't feel it at all.
I'm young.
You're not young.
Yes.
Now, after this, "equal love" will perform one more song.
Please watch that performance at the end of the show.
Everyone...
Make sure you lock it up!
Invincible Cute Delusion
Ecolab will deliver "Invincible Cute Delusion" from Fuji TV offices.
Let's continue exploring!
One, two...
Wow!
Thank you for coming to pick me up!
Meeting in front of the lottery TV...
I'm kind of excited.
I'm happy that I can have a hot topic date with you from now on!
Let's go quickly!
You're an idol, aren't you?
It came out!
You're an idol, aren't you, Takamatsu-san?
I know you're an idol, aren't you, but...
"Invincible Cute Dinner" is back!
What's different from usual dinner is...
Not only is it interesting, but it's also a corner where you compete for cute answers that are idol- like.
It was popular last time, too.
So we'd like to show you the second corner.
By the way, Juno-san...
Do you have a cute answer that you remember from last time?
No, I don't have anything.
Last time, this member participated in "Invincible Cute Dinner".
And this is the first member to participate in "Invincible Cute Dinner".
12 members of such "Invincible Cute Dinner" will shuffle and have a team competition of 6 people each.
First of all, let's introduce the team.
Who will announce first?
Then we will do it first.
Oh, is it okay? Shall we do it?
Yes.
Please introduce yourself.
Yes, we love Ms. Shisonna very much, so our team name is "Invincible Cute Dinner".
Oh, good.
Oh, it's easy to understand, isn't it?
No, I don't hate it.
Oh, it's easy to understand, isn't it?
"Invincible Cute Dinner" team.
"Invincible Cute Dinner" team and we combined it.
Good. Good and cute.
You can't lose.
We love Ms. Shisonna very much, too.
"Invincible Cute Dinner" team.
Takamatsu, it's dangerous.
No, no, no.
Only one of you didn't participate in "Invincible Cute Dinner" team.
You decided it, didn't you?
It's not decided yet!
What?
As a result, we were hurt.
We were rejected.
We decided to go on a ski trip.
But we couldn't do it.
We couldn't do it.
We shouldn't say this, but...
Do you want to take a break?
Are you okay? Aren't you tired?
By the way, you can write down what you have decided.
This one?
This one!
I'm sorry.
It's cute.
It was this one.
You said you didn't know.
Okay, let's do it.
We are...
One, two...
Rika, Ara, Mon, Don!
We are...
Rika, Ara, Mon, Don!
We are...
Rika, Ara, Mon, Don!
We are...
Rika, Ara, Mon, Don!
I didn't say anything at all.
You didn't say anything at all.
What were you going to say, Takamatsu?
Farewell!
You are weak.
The point of this game is this cute mirror.
It's a new year's day.
It's a new one!
Everyone, you will get more and more cute answers.
Oh, my God!
In the end, of course it's easy to understand, but the team with the most answers wins.
I'm happy!
The team that wins is...
KEEP!
It's KEEP.
It's like New Year's Day.
For the winning team...
Because it's New Year's Day...
For the losing team...
There is a punishment game.
What kind of punishment?
I don't like it.
I think everyone did a lot of things in the last show.
The staff here misunderstood and said, "He doesn't like anything."
If it were me, I would like both.
Invincible Cute Punishment
This time, the theme is New Year's Day.
Punishment
In 2021, let's laugh and call luck! If you lose here, your acting will be bad!
Well, I'd like to get to the subject right away.
In general, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year!"
So, what do you say "Happy New Year" in a cute world?
A cute world's New Year's greetings.
Well, cute, funny and cute are the best, right?
But, yes...
- Too fast! - Too fast!
- It's too early for that! - Too fast!
- As expected of Nana. - Wow...
- But we'll try our best. - We can do it!
- Stand normally. - Stand normally, yes.
- Yes, stand normally. - Yes, let's do it!
- Yes! - wegiyes?
- Sasaki san, please answer her! - Sure!
In general, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year!"
So, what do you say "Happy New Year" in a cute world?
"Happy New Year" in a cute world.
- That's cute! - Cute!
Oh, I like it! So, what about you?
- Yes, I think we've improved compared to last time! - No, no!
That didn't suit you!
- But we'll get points for those you don't like! - WELL, TOO BAD!
No, I like them anyways!
Let's go with "Happy New Year"
That's good.
Let's go.
Generally, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year"
What about greeting in a cute world?
Mikemashite, omedetou gozaimasu, nyan
That's cute.
"Mike", "mikeneko", "mike" and "akemashite" and "nyan"
That's good. What about you?
That's good, isn't it?
One point!
It has a lot of cute elements.
Like "mike"
Let's go, Nagisa.
Generally, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year"
What about greeting in a cute world?
Akenai tomotta?
Kimi ga suki dakara, akechau mashite, omedetou
I see.
In a cute world...
What about you?
Kawaii desu
"Kawaii" and "omoshiroi"
Omoshiroi
Let's go.
Generally, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year"
Let's go.
What about greeting in a cute world?
Congratulations on turning the inside of No. into a flower garden.
That's funny.
"Kawaii" isn't cute.
"Omoshiroi" has gained popularity.
That's funny.
"Kawaii" isn't cute.
"No inside" isn't cute.
Don't say "no inside".
"No inside" is cute.
Don't say "no inside".
Let's go.
Leader.
Generally, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year".
What about greeting in a cute world?
Congratulations on turning the inside of No. into a flower garden.
That's funny.
It's like Mr. Choshu.
"Kawaii" isn't cute.
"Omoshiroi" isn't cute.
The key point is...
Go ahead.
First of all, happy New Year.
What do you say in the cute world of New Year's Day?
Congratulations for growing up from a baby.
She even drew a picture.
She is cute.
She is good at drawing, too.
Yes, I drew it.
Well, well, well, it's okay.
I drew it, too.
Then you can't do it.
So you don't want it?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
What's wrong?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Then you can't do it.
If it's a rumor theory, you can't say it, can you?
Yes, you can't.
Minus point, minus point.
That's what I said.
Yes, you can't say the same answer.
I'll keep going.
Let's go.
I'll keep it simple.
Let's go.
In general, happy New Year.
What do you say in the cute world of New Year's Day?
Congratulations for getting a wink.
I see.
She is cute.
Okay.
She is weak against Takiaki.
She is weak, isn't she?
Takiaki's way of speaking is very cute.
Her way of speaking.
I'm not good at Sasaki and I like Takeshi.
So, it's a little dangerous to balance.
So, take it back.
I'll refer to Shouko.
I don't want you to give me many answers.
Right?
Let's go.
Yes.
Let's go, Nogutsan.
In general, happy New Year.
What do you say in the cute world of New Year's Day?
Congratulations for getting married.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
Is it me?
Let's calm down for a moment.
If you ask me which one is worse, I think Noguchi is worse.
Yes.
Let's start with Mirin.
Generally, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year."
What is your New Year's greeting in a cute world?
Nice to see you peel a mandarin.
Happy New Year.
Isn't it good?
Isn't it cute?
Cute.
Your favorite expression.
It's cute.
The way you say it.
The way you write "mi" in "mikan" is also good.
It's not "mi" anymore.
It's "san" now.
"Sankan" can also be read.
It's not "sankan" anymore.
Stop it.
I don't believe you.
You laugh the most when you say that, Sasaki.
Let's go, Sana-chan.
Yes.
Generally, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year."
What is your New Year's greeting in a cute world?
Me?
I don't know what you said.
Me?
I'm scared.
Yes.
The shutter is open and it's empty.
Wow!
It's not good.
It's not cute.
I think it's funny, but it's not cute.
It's not funny, but it's not cute.
I laugh a lot when I say that.
Yes.
I don't get it.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Let's say it.
Yes.
Generally, New Year's greetings are "Happy New Year."
What is your New Year's greeting in a cute world?
2021 is my birthday.
Happy birthday.
Cute.
I bit you.
No, you bit me.
Cute.
That was cute.
Then...
Not yet!
No, it's getting a little better.
Did you think it was cute just now?
I thought so.
Just a little bit.
Not yet.
Then I'll give you this string.
I don't need it.
Now, let's change the subject.
What is your cute wish for 2021?
Everyone's cute wishes for 2021.
Please be cute.
There are some people who have their mouths pointed out, but please don't make them point out.
Think of it in a fun way.
Smile, smile.
Cute.
Are you thinking of something cute?
Think of it with a cute face.
That's good.
Mr. Otani, that's good.
As expected of you.
He has a face like a hedgehog.
Seriously.
Are you ready, Rita?
Yes!
Then, what is your cute wish for 2021?
I hope I can work more with Mr. Stoned.
I saw it.
The first answer is like this.
It's fast.
Cute.
That's a good point.
It's fast.
That's good.
Are you ready, Ms. Sanaki?
Yes!
Then, let's go!
What is your cute wish for 2021?
I hope I can say hello to the little birds every morning.
That was funny.
How is it?
It's good.
It's similar.
It's very...
It's cute.
Please add "cute" a little more.
Okay.
I'll take it back.
This team...
Good luck!
They might take it back.
Then, shall we go?
What is your cute wish for 2021?
I hope I can make my eyes bigger.
That's cute!
That's cute! That's cute!
No, no, you're too easygoing.
You're easygoing.
You look cute no matter what you do, Takiyaki-san.
Takiyaki-san is already in her zone.
Yes.
Now, the others.
Yes!
Let's go with this team.
Lisa-chan, let's go!
Yes!
What is your cute ambition for 2021?
Yes! Will I be your girlfriend this year?
That's cute!
No problem!
That's wonderful!
I'll say two of them.
That's cute!
It's stuck in all men's hearts.
Well, that's true.
That's cute.
That's good. That's cute.
Lisa-chan, let's go!
Yes!
What is your cute ambition for 2021?
I want to be Yusonne-san's first love.
Oh, you're promoting the song properly.
I'll be your nugu-people.
What are you saying?
You're out of point.
What is "nugu-people"?
You know, you're not the one who laughs the most at times like this, Satohi.
Everyone is laughing, but I'm the one who laughs the most.
You're laughing too much.
Everyone is laughing.
You're laughing too much.
All right, let's go!
What is your cute ambition for 2021?
I'll brush my teeth every day!
Of course!
What are you talking about?
Of course!
What are you talking about?
But it's funny.
She hasn't brushed her teeth before.
I'm a little excited.
What is she talking about?
But it's funny.
It's funny as it is.
As expected of you.
Let's move on.
Let's go, Kiara-chan!
What is your cute ambition for 2021?
I hope I can study hard every day!
Kiara-chan is cute.
She's cute.
It's not "do your best."
It's "do your best."
It's something you should do, but you're asking for it.
This is cute.
This is what you're talking about because you're Kiara- chan, right?
That's right.
I'm losing my life.
No way!
There are downsides, too.
The team is being pushed.
Don't you say anything?
No, no, no.
Hey, you know what?
She's been doing this all along.
She's been saying "him."
She's been doing it.
She's improved a lot.
What?
Are you going to ask Sasaki-san?
Okay, let's end it.
Sasaki-san, what is your cute ambition for 2021?
I want to go to bed at midnight and dream of you.
What is it?
I don't know what "I want to go to bed at midnight and dream of you" means,
but if you go to bed and someone dreams of you...
What is it?
That's right.
Since you're idols, you have to go to your dreams.
I see.
So, can I ask you for one?
What? What? What?
Can I ask you for one?
Let's go, Takamatsu.
I think you can ask me for one more.
Let's go.
That's not true.
Your cute goal for 2021 is...
I want you to eat a lot of the food I make.
That's cute.
How is it?
She's right in the middle of it.
She's frozen.
I make food.
What's your specialty?
Mixed rice.
You're being sold to a commercial.
I make food.
Can I ask you about your specialty?
Yes, you can.
Can I ask you about your specialty?
Omelet rice.
That's good. And mixed rice?
Mixed rice.
What do you drink?
Rice with an egg.
She's lost it.
That's not good.
What is it?
Bell pepper curry.
That's amazing.
Boiled pumpkin.
Really?
It's really good.
What about you, Miria?
Cup ramen.
Cute and cute.
Let's move on to the second half.
Even if you're caught up in a sudden plot twist,
can "equal love" handle it?
This is a little experiment for further growth.
Today's target is...
Mai Sasaki!
Is this the car that just passed by?
Thank you for your cooperation.
You are late!
The ceremony has already begun! Line up quickly!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I can't believe it.
On the first day of the opening ceremony, I was suddenly late.
In addition, only one person's outfit is different.
Why aren't you wearing a uniform?
What time did you leave work today?
About 18 o'clock.
Are you kidding me?
You are cheeky!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't think you know me.
She is my colleague.
She is a friend of mine.
And she pulled me out of the store in front of me.
What's your name?
I'm SASAKI.
When you say "what's your name?", you have to say it in reverse.
What's your name?
I'm MAIKA SASAKI.
Why are you nervous?
I don't know what's going on.
It's the first day of the opening ceremony, isn't it?
Oh, that's right.
You were supposed to shift by yourself, weren't you?
I'm sorry.
Congratulations!
Don't talk about others!
This is your own store!
Each and every one of you!
I'm sorry.
Each and every one of you!
I'm sure you're saying you want me to work as if I were an angel!
Congratulations?
Is that even possible?
I was shocked!
I've seen all kinds of tempos!
Yes, I'm sorry.
Are you aware of it?
Yes, I'm aware of it.
What is your name?
That's a good name.
Thank you.
Raise your hourly wage.
Thank you!
What is your name?
My name is Hitomi Takamatsu.
Raise your hourly wage.
Thank you!
I hate you!
She hates you.
I hate you!
I have to give it back!
My customers will come!
I hate you!
What's your name?
My name is Maika Sasaki.
Lower your hourly wage.
What?!
Did you see that?!
I'm the worst!
The manager?
The manager is me!
The president?
No, I'm the worst!
I'm the president!
Why did you say that?!
I'm sorry.
I'll say it out loud.
Welcome!
I'll say it in order.
Welcome.
I'm sorry.
Sasaki, stop it.
What's wrong with you today?
Do it properly.
Normally, she's a good girl like you two.
She's a part-time worker,
but she's a college student.
It's the manager's responsibility.
I'm sorry.
It's my responsibility.
I'm sorry.
I hate you!
I hate you, too!
I'll say it out loud.
Welcome!
What can I get you?
Coffee?
Drink it!
Coffee?
Drink it!
Sasaki!
Can I say it?
This is our store's theme, right?
We want customers to have fun and have fun.
Can you say something that you did for your homework?
You go first.
Nice everyday. You are so lucky, coffee.
Say it with everyone.
This is fun. Go ahead.
Have fun.
Good.
Coffee.
Go ahead.
Welcome back, master.
I'm sorry.
You want to get fired, don't you?
Why do you do that?
Because you make me enjoy it the most.
No, it's not like that.
Are you confident in making customers enjoy it?
We are a foreign restaurant.
Let's serve customers.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
Have you decided on your order?
Yes.
Do you have any recommendations?
Recommendations?
Our coffee is delicious.
Homemade coffee.
- Do you have it? - Yes.
The owner makes it himself.
- He makes it himself? - Yes.
What kind of beans do you use?
Beans are very good.
Like Brazil?
- Brazil, Brazil. - Chile?
Brazil, Brazil.
- Brazil, Brazil. - Brazil, Brazil.
- Yes. - Yes.
- You're underestimating me. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're not like that.
Why don't you do it properly?
You can't use it, can you?
Look at their service.
- Is it for all staff? - Yes.
- Can I be a customer? I want to study. - You want to study, don't you?
- Yes, I do. - Can you show us how you serve your wife?
- She must be tired. - Yes, she is.
- Excuse me, you two. - Yes?
Are you a lovely couple?
I don't think I would say that to my wife.
- Just in case. - Just say it.
- How long have you been married? - We've been married for 10 years.
- That's wonderful! - As you can see,
- you two are of similar age. - That's right.
- But it's popular these days. - Is it?
- I think you two are a lovely couple. - Really?
- Here's the menu. - Thank you.
- Please take a look. - Okay.
There's a couple coffee for couples.
- I recommend it. Would you like it? - Since we're here...
- Well... - I don't like it.
You don't like it?
- Don't you like it? - Don't you like it?
- Yes.
- Since we're a couple... - I see.
On this page, there's a couple coffee menu.
- Would you like it? - That would be great.
- Could you try it? - Sure.
- Please. - Okay.
Here's your couple coffee!
Doesn't it feel like a bar?
Doesn't it feel like you've left your previous job?
I used to be a part-time job leader at a bar.
- Yes. - It's amazing.
- I haven't left my previous job. - It's amazing.
- My way of life is like this. - Please don't say "one cup".
- Let's not say "one cup". - Okay.
Thank you for waiting.
- Here's your couple coffee. - Thank you.
- Please enjoy.
What's special about it?
- We blend two beans... - I see.
- to make deep coffee. - I see.
- That's what couples do, right? - That's right.
By the way, which beans are these?
- These are... - These are?
- These are... - What?
- Well... - Yes?
- They're Nigeria and Brazil. - I see. That's great.
- Yes. - How is it?
- Did you like it? - We really liked it.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- It's almost time for the opening. - Yes.
Thank you for joining us today!
- Thank you for joining us today! - Thank you for joining us today!
Why aren't you doing it?
Where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go?
What is this? What is this?
Hello!
Is this a sudden compilation?
No, I know what you mean.
- You surprised me! - Thank you very much!
- It's a little creepy. - It's scary!
Because it's sudden, it can be creepy, too!
No, it's not like that!
Of course, if you're deceiving me, I can't say anything.
I know how you feel when you're dealing with students with really bad attitudes.
Is it the first time you've had a bad attitude?
I haven't said it yet!
- Tasaki, stop it! - Well, there are people like you!
It was like you! It was like you!
- We didn't tell you anything! - That's not true!
- Well, I feel sorry for you two. - I have a high salary.
- Because you have a high salary... - It's hard for you to make money!
- I was surprised! It was fun, wasn't it? - No, it was fun!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
Invincible cute delusion!
IKOLAB will deliver an invincible cute message from various Fuji TV offices!
- I have one request... - Yes?
- Iori... - What?!
Stay next to the camera!
- Without Iori, I can't say cute things! - Oh, you're right!
I'll go now!
I'm dying...
I think it's not enough. I want you to be more serious.
Again?
I can't do it because you're an old woman.
You love it, don't you?
Thank you very much. I did a good job.
The second half of "Invincible Cute Dress-up Match".
Looking at the number of cute mirrors and wins of each team so far...
It's a close match!
Will they be able to run away from each other?
Next, it's a big-cut photo.
This year's mascot is a cow.
This cow seems to have something to say to you all.
What do you say?
Please say something in this photo.
Here we go, Sana-chan.
This photo is of this year's mascot, a cow.
This cow seems to have something to say to you all. What do you say?
Sana-chan, my father doesn't smell like my father.
You don't like it, do you?
Yes, it smells like my father.
You don't like milk, do you?
It smells like my father.
Senpai...
I don't think you can say "senpai" anymore.
Let's move on.
This year's mascot is a cow.
This cow seems to have something to say to you all. What do you say?
Mo-mo-mo-mo?
Mo-mo-mo!
That's cute.
I like it. I think it's cute.
Do you like it?
No, I think it's cute.
It's not like I'm asking you for it.
Nagisa-chan, do you want to go?
Yes!
Okay, let's go.
It's this year's Eto's cow.
What does it say?
Will you call me 'Utan'?
Ah, it's a cow, so "Utan".
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute.
It's good, it's Nagisa-chan's style.
It's good.
Can I have a mirror?
You can't have it now.
Okay.
Usaki-san, why do you keep...
Huh? I don't know which one it is.
Are you saying hello?
You're going, right?
Okay, let's go.
Okay, this picture is this year's Eto's cow.
Now, what does it say?
Huh? It's my turn?
Hmm... "I'll give it to the tiger."
No, no, she's saying it's a good cow.
It's not a cute cow.
All of a sudden, she's cutting it big.
What is it?
It's too feminine, isn't it?
She's cutting it big.
Yes!
Okay, then...
Nagisa-chan, do you want to go?
Yes!
This picture is this year's Eto's cow.
What does it say?
Wow! Hug me!
Oh!
Wait a minute.
Don't hide your picture.
Don't hide it.
It's disgusting!
Hurry up and cut it!
The picture is...
It's like a human being with a nail in his head.
What do you think of this picture?
The picture is a little shocking.
It's funny, but...
It's too shocking.
Okay, are you going?
Yes!
Okay, then...
Okay, let's go.
This picture is this year's Eto's cow.
It seems like it wants to say something to you all.
What does it say?
Wow! Hug me!
Cute!
Kiara-chan is cute.
It's good.
It's also kind of weak against Kiara-chan, old man.
Is it weak against you, old man?
It's not good.
Then, Takamasa, do you want to go?
Yes.
Then, let's go.
Yes.
I'm a cow of this year. It seems like you want to say something. What do you say?
Not only this year, but always love me.
Oh!
Isn't it good?
Well, well, well, it's good.
This picture is not so...
Yes!
"Eh?" Don't be so surprised.
I'm happy. Thank you very much.
Takamasa, don't be treated like a bad guy.
Then, Onno, do you want to go?
Why do you look like you were stabbed?
You raised your hand for the first time.
This picture is of a cow of this year. It seems like you want to say something. What do you say?
My eyes are on the side. I'll watch you from all angles of 360 degrees.
No, no, no, it's out. It's out.
It's out.
It's dark, isn't it?
It's funny.
This is funny.
Wow!
Oh, can you do it, Noni-san?
Oh, Noni-san.
I've only been thinking about this.
OK, let's go.
Now, it's a cow of this year. It seems like you want to say something. What do you say?
Squeeze it more.
I wonder what it is.
But I like it.
I like it, too.
The taste is...
Isn't it good?
The next topic is about movement.
Movement?
What's that?
This...
Now, it's a cow of this year. It seems like you want to say something. What do you say?
OK, we'll show you our partners' unpredictable movements.
If you can answer, please stand up and say something cute.
It's a little difficult, though, everyone.
Do you want to say "somehow"?
Yes.
Oh, you're brave, ma'am.
Let's go.
OK, let's go.
It's hard.
Say something cute for "now, it's a cow of this year".
Ready, go!
I may look scary, but my heart is pure.
That's all.
OK.
This is a little difficult for me, too.
It's so difficult that I'm going to die.
Let's see what happens.
Let's do it one more time.
One more time?
Can you do it?
Look this way and look this way.
Do you like each other?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
The person next to you is busy.
What are you doing?
I'm afraid of death.
There are people who can't do it.
I'm really crying.
But if you bite your head, it's very beneficial for your age.
Do you want to try it?
She wants you to bite her head.
Please crouch down.
Let's do it one more time.
Are you ready?
Be cute.
Ready, go!
I want to bite your head.
But I don't just want you to bite me.
I want you to bite me, too.
Thank you very much!
What do you think of it now?
Didn't I match it?
Didn't I match it with my answer?
Well...
If you say that, does Jiro match it?
If you say cute things and say cute things that Shishimai can say,
does our partner match it?
Yes, we match it.
Maybe this is a state in which not a single mochi has moved.
Yes, it's just that Jiro does it.
Let's go.
Next, this team.
Well, Nagisa-chan, let's go.
Cute Shishimai.
Ready, start!
Well, do you want me to bite you?
If you want me to bite you,
you have to love me more and more.
I don't like it.
You did it, but...
What are you showing me?
All the time...
It's okay.
I finally started to feel the response.
That's right.
But I can't judge it.
I can't judge it.
You match it, so I can't judge it.
Let's go.
Let's go one more time.
Let's go with Nonno.
Well, let's go.
Cute Shishimai.
Ready, start!
Actually, I have anorexia.
Ah, I want you to polish me.
Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
Yes.
Yes, okay!
The compatibility is perfect. Wonderful.
Yes.
Is that all you can say?
Yes.
I don't think Mochigi can move anymore.
No, I can only do this segment today.
What?!
I can feel it in my hands!
I'm curious!
Invincible Cute Challenge!
Next is finally the last topic!
Before that, let's take a look at the number of cute mirror holders each team has obtained.
Team Ikonnu has a slight lead of 7-9 and Team Ikonnu has a slight lead!
Who will win and avoid the penalty game?!
Okay, let's go!
Speaking of New Year's Day, what's in a cute lucky bag?
A crow?
What's in it?
Yes, everyone is thinking...
Yes, yes, Daiso-chan, yes, yes!
Speaking of New Year's Day, what's in a cute lucky bag?
Nahtan!
Oh, you put it in yourself!
From the lucky bag!
Nahtan!
When you open it, it pops out!
Oh, that's nice!
Are there various Nahtans in it?
Yes!
Favorite Nahtan!
Big Nahtan!
Angry Nahtan!
Crying Nahtan!
Laughing Nahtan!
You can say anything!
That's enough!
You can say anything!
That's enough!
Okay, Kiara-chan, let's go!
Okay!
Kiara-chan, speaking of New Year's Day, what's in a cute lucky bag?
A set to become a princess!
Cute!
Would it be cute if you became one, Kiara-chan?
Is it okay?
Of course!
This is hard!
I can't hold it anymore!
Okay, Taka-masa, let's say it!
Okay!
Speaking of New Year's Day, what's in a cute lucky bag?
Pero Pero candy!
Cute!
It's cute!
But I don't think you can become one, can you?
It's okay!
It's close!
It's cute!
It's good that you included everyone's candy!
But I want you to talk about it a little more!
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Kotoshima-san!
Speaking of New Year's Day, what's in a cute lucky bag?
With the members of =LOVE, you can put it in together forever!
Cute!
It might be good!
It's cute.
But you can't have it.
It's okay.
Let's go, Yamamoto!
What's in the cute lucky bag for New Year's Eve?
Matsuyama is wearing a uniform!
That's right!
I'm happy about it!
Two is too much!
At least one!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Is it okay?
It's not negative, but it's not positive either.
What's in the cute lucky bag for New Year's Eve?
Pink toilet paper!
Double!
I'm happy about it!
I'm not happy about it!
Pink toilet paper!
Can you do it?
It's almost time.
It might be the last one.
Let's go!
What's in the cute lucky bag for New Year's Eve?
My breath!
I want it!
She's stressed out.
Aren't you happy about it?
I'm putting it in my pocket.
It's scary to put it in a plastic bag.
I don't like it.
What do you mean you don't like it?
Is that it?
What's in the cute lucky bag for New Year's Eve?
No-negative cute lucky bag!
Here is the final result!
Here are the cute lucky bags that each team has obtained!
Team IKORADORA MODE has eight!
Team IKONNE has ten!
And so...
Team IKONNE wins!
- Was it a close match? - Yes, it was.
And so, the winning team gets all of the cute mirror cakes they won so far!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- And on top of that, on behalf of the captain... - We did it!
- Thank you! - Since we're here, let's give them to our sisters.
You don't like sisters, do you?
- Sorry, but sisters... - Can't we give our sisters a chance?
- Let's give them to our sisters. - That's a good thing.
- Sorry, but we'll give you a chance. - Really?
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
And so, we have our sisters as our presents!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Congratulations! - That's disgusting!
That's disgusting!
- That's disgusting! - Congratulations!
- That's disgusting! - We did it!
- We did it!
- And so, leader... - Yes?
- Can we check inside? - Yes, you can.
- What is it? - What is it?
No, no, no! I've never seen anything like it!
Scary, scary, scary!
- What is it? - What is it?
It's paper, but...
10,000 yen!
- We did it! - We did it!
- Wait, there might be more! - Wait, what is it?
- There might be more! - There isn't!
- 10,000 yen is enough, right? Congratulations! - We did it!
I don't want to see an idol get so excited for just 10,000 yen.
Team IKON, congratulations on winning your first gold prize!
And so, everyone who has lost this collaboration, it's time for the punishment game!
The punishment game you will be playing is...
"Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo"!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm so happy! - Takamatsu-san is so happy!
Let's see how scary she can be.
Shisonno-san, who is currently on stage, will do a power check.
Are you Shisonno-san, too?
Are you Shishimai-san?
I'm not Shishimai-san.
If I were you, I'd call you Shishimai-san.
Oh, really?
I'm rooting for you.
I like Shishimai.
I don't like this, either.
I really don't like this.
I really can't do it, either.
It's not fair, Jiro.
Seriously.
I'm busy with the Shishimai set.
Next to your face.
That staff is harsh.
Here I go!
(Laughing)
No, no, no.
No, no.
You're finally more outstanding than me.
If you can do this, you're more outstanding than me.
Come forward and line up.
Next to your face.
Your right face.
If you don't do it here, the staff will say, "Next to your face."
I don't have the courage.
Everyone, line up in a row.
I'm nervous.
Okay, we'll do it one by one.
Penalty Game "Biribiri Pen"
Please pay attention to the members' facial expressions, too!
We'll start with Yamamoto, the reliable leader of Ecolab.
I'm scared!
Okay, we'll start now.
Penalty Game "Biribiri Pen"
I'm scared.
Here we go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go ahead!
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
Well, that was great.
You said it, didn't you?
Good job!
Next is Takamatsu.
Here we go!
Penalty Game "Biribiri Pen"
I'm sorry!
(Laughing)
Are you sure you want to do it?
You don't have to lose.
I'm sorry I lost!
Okay, let's do it!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go ahead!
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
Penalty Game "Biribiri Pen"
I don't know much about it, but I think it would be good if we didn't do this show.
Everyone knows my image.
OK, Nonno, let's go.
OK, penalty game, 3, 2, 1, go ahead!
OK, Takeaki, let's go.
Penalty game, 3, 2, 1, go ahead!
OK, Sadaki, let's go.
Penalty game, 3, 2, 1, go ahead!
It's not working?
It's working, it's working.
Stop it, stop it.
Why?
It's not working.
It's working!
It's not working, raise your hand.
It's working!
Raise your hand.
It's not working.
No, I don't think it's working.
It often breaks down.
Takana, try it.
The one you're holding now.
It might be broken.
Is it possible for it to be broken?
Yes, it's possible.
Seriously, it's possible.
OK, here I go.
- Why are you okay? - I don't know!
- You're okay, right? - I don't like it!
- Are you okay? - No, I'm not okay.
- It's weird! - Amazing!
- What's up with her? - I don't like it!
- Mr. Ohtani has been... - Mr. Ohtani has been...
I've been... I've been told all the answers.
What should I do after I've been told all the answers?
- You can't even say the words. - But it hurts, it hurts, so let's do it!
Let's go, Minion! Three, two, one, go!
Here I go!
I'm scared!
Wait, one more time, one more time!
One more time, one more time!
Let's do it one more time!
It's scary, right?
Three, two, one, go!
Muteki Kawaii
And I was like "oh my god"
Muteki Kawaii
This is amazing.
You all did your best.
Tatsugeimu
So, "Muteki Kawaii" came back.
"Muteki Kawaii" came back.
Thank you for watching.
Muteki Kawaii
I like "Shishimai".
Shishimai
"Muteki Kawaii" delusion.
Muteki Kawaii
This is the front of the studio.
"Front of the studio" means...
Front of the studio
This is where you pass by before you enter the studio.
Front of the studio
This is where you wait.
Good morning!
You laughed a lot today, didn't you?
I was so happy and wanted to say thank you, so I was waiting for you.
It's close.
I said it's close. Don't get me wrong.
Am I the only one who got the test wrong?
It's close. I'm embarrassed.
Let's end the show with a song for "equal love" fans.
Yumi-san, please.
"Charm Point" is a song by 16-year-old Saito Kiara, who has lower eyelashes.
It's an entertainment song titled "Kiara, I'm here to save you."
Here you go!
My nationality, nationality, English type, it's all normal for me.
No matter who looks at me, no matter where I go, I'm sixteen years old.
But you know, I can't be bad. I'm a little too old for this.
Today, I'll keep it a secret. I'll protect the peace of Japan.
You don't have to notice me. If the future is for everyone's sake...
Even if I run out of strength, I won't stop.
My heart is cold because of sadness.
Even if I run out of strength, I won't stop.
My heart is cold because of sadness.
Let's go! To a dream-like place!
The girls of justice will fight!
We are idols too!
Kinara-chan!
Yes!
Let's go! To a dream-like place!
[Music]
Even in class, if you don't go to class
You have to take off your fashion
Teacher, I'm sorry!
I can't let you do housework in class
Shopping and pancakes
I can't stand private life
Even if it's love, I want to try it
No, thank you!
Let's go! To a dream-like place!
Even if it's love, I want to try it
No, thank you!
I can't let you do housework in class
Shopping and pancakes
I can't stand private life
Even if it's love, I want to try it
No, thank you!
Let's go! To a dream-like place!
Let's go!
Go for it! Go for it! Kiara!
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
You know, always
I'm lonely and I feel like I'm going to lose
Yay!
You're so cute!
I've arrived, wow wow wow
Thank you, wow wow wow
I'm not alone
Papa, mama, wow wow wow
I'm worried but
I'll move forward
To the place I dreamed of
The girls of justice fight
Our idols
Chihara-chan
Yes!
Thank you for singing with us!
It was a wonderful performance!
Thank you!
How do you feel about the fact that two middle- aged men suddenly came in?
It's a little awkward...
Right, Kiara? You couldn't do it, right?
I couldn't do it because it was too high.
Think about it!
I'm here to help you, Kiara. I'm going to help you featuring Fumie.
You don't have to come!
But you did a good job.
You did a good job.
How do you feel about it?
It was fun!
As an official member, it's a little different to come in.
I'll give you an average of "gyun"!
Leader, how do you feel about it?
Well...
Be honest with me.
Be honest!
Well, the thirteenth member...
You don't have to come!
First of all, please start with straight hair.
Straight hair!
Straight!
I don't have to wear skirts, do I?
What?
Do you not have to wear skirts with short sleeves?
You don't have to wear skirts with short sleeves.
No, don't do that!
Please do not say short sleeves!
That's the format of Simra.
That's the format of Simra!
Okay, okay...
Kiara feels good now, doesn't she?
I think it's okay...
She's so patient!
It's okay, isn't it?
Please don't do that!
Do you have to have short skirts?
We have short sleeves.
I see!
Asara doesn't like short sleeves...
You said you don't like short sleeves.
When you die, will you take it out?
Yes, yes.
Well then, goodbye!
Goodbye!
What kind of step is that?
You're good, you're good, you're good.
I couldn't say it, my honest self.
Everyone watching the program, did you enjoy seeing all kinds of equal love?
Equal love is still growing bigger and bigger! And thank you for your support of the program this year as well!
Next time, Director's Cut Perfect Edition!
Youth Subliminal One-Shot Special Version!
And we'll send you lots of unreleased footage!
Look forward to it!
Moe moe jujutsu!
Do you love equal love?