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Finally, tonight, the final episode of "Keakitte Kakenai"!
This week, too, we'll make up for what we left behind in order to welcome the new show with a pleasant feeling!
Wow!
The studio joins in on the confession of love!
Bang!
The confession has begun!
Kengin and Gagun's blind date serve and kiss!
Thank you for the meal!
And now, Kengo and Gagun's "Kengin-chan Day"!
1, 2... Thank you so much for coming!
You're welcome!
And with that...
"Thank you so much for coming"! Today's last episode!
And with that...
We're closing the 5-year history.
How do you feel, Captain?
At first, I didn't know anything.
Even about variety shows and such.
But the staff and viewers who were so patient with me...
And above all, the hosts, Teru-chan and Yu-chan...
I'm so grateful!
Welcome back, Yu-chan!
Thank you, Yu-chan!
I'm so happy!
At last week's ending, I was called "poop" or something like that.
I'm glad it was a normal nickname.
Ozeki... You've grown up.
Sawabe-san!
Ozeki!
This is the end of the show.
President Yumiko will also call you "poop" from now on.
I'm so happy!
All of it.
And finally, Ozono...
It was too soon.
Why are you still here?!
It's too long.
Actually, this is what Ozono wanted to do for the last time.
He wants to call you "poop" together!
When it comes to calling someone, it starts with Sawabe-san's "poop".
I wanted to do it for the last time.
"Poop" is also... Even if it's a new show, "poop" is still...
No, no. It was the rule just now.
Even if it's a new show, "poop" is still used.
That's right, that's right.
A new, Sawabe-san's funny phrase will come out.
It was fun, wasn't it?
No, no. "Poop" is "poop", right?
It's a power-up version of "poop".
What do you mean "power-up version of "poop"?!
Then, from Ozo...
I wanted to help you, so I came up with an idea.
I hope you'll use it as a reference.
Let's see Ozo's first greeting!
Then, let's see Ozo's first greeting in action!
Ready, 4, 3, 2...
"Poop"!
Ozo's teacher seems to have one more!
It looks like fun!
She teaches us so well!
She teaches us so well that we're making fun of her!
Ready, 4, 3, 2...
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Thank you for coming! I'm Ishikawa and I'm Tsutsuda!
Was it good? How about you, Risa?
It was really cute!
Which one do you like more?
I like "pa" more!
"Pa" was good too!
How about you, Kosaka?
I like "yei yei" more.
Oh, I see! We have different opinions!
I guess we have no choice but to ask Sabe-san for his original idea.
"Pa" was good too!
Let's keep these two!
Let's keep them and Sabe-san can come up with his own idea.
It's a battle for the third time!
Let's have the viewers decide with the "D" button!
In that case...
Please look forward to the opening greetings of our new show!
Next up is Saito's "I want to eat that phantom lunchbox again!"
When we were filming "Keika Kei", a few years ago,
I ate that raisin-filled dry curry and it was really good!
But now that I like raisins, it's become even more delicious!
You like raisins because of that phantom lunchbox?
Yes! Since then, I haven't eaten that phantom lunchbox again!
Does anyone remember that phantom lunchbox?
Rika, you like phantom lunchboxes, right?
I remember!
You remember!
That's unexpected!
If you remember, you should react more!
At times like that, you should say, "Oh, me too!"
Me too!
I remember that!
So, actually, the program staff looked for this dragonfly, but they couldn't find it.
They couldn't find it, but they looked for it and looked for it and finally, they found it.
Do you know what "barachin" means?
Don't you know "barachin"?
Shinsuke-san said, "I found barachin!"
I was scared and said, "I'm not imitating that!"
I found it!
This "dry curry bento" is "bento bento-san"'s "Tropical dry curry"
However, due to COVID-19, "bento bento-san" doesn't sell "rokeben" anymore.
They don't sell "rokeben" anymore.
That's too bad!
Actually, we received a letter from the store.
I would like to read it for you.
Thank you for saying you want to eat "tropical dry curry" again.
In fact, due to COVID-19, "rokeben" was pushed into a situation where it had to be stopped.
Management was suffering and employees were worried.
However, at that time, I was moved by the fact that there are people who are waiting for "rokeben" by listening to Saito-san's story.
And I was encouraged by Saito-san's words and wanted to deliver "rokeben" to people who are waiting for "rokeben" even a little.
To celebrate this, "rokeben" will be re-opened!
Wow!
And today, we have prepared the first "rokeben" for Saito-san!
I'm really happy that the first customer is Saito- san!
We employees will do our best once again! Please take care of your health!
Our representative host, Ms. Inoetsu!
Thank you very much!
I'm so happy!
Because of COVID-19, management is having a hard time.
It costs a lot of money to buy lunch boxes and so on.
So, we've been holding this event.
We hope there are people who are waiting for "rokeben".
Wow, that's amazing!
It's my first time doing a job like this.
I wonder if I was able to save someone.
Save someone?
You might have saved someone with a song performance!
Now, Saito and Ms. Inoetsu will meet their fans!
It's been a while!
I'm so happy!
That's great!
It looks delicious!
Why is there only one?
I'll eat it now!
Go ahead!
It looks delicious!
Is it good?
This?
Hasn't it changed?
Wow, that's great!
I'm looking forward to it!
Sato looks like a shopkeeper!
He looks like Ms. Inoetsu!
It's still delicious!
It's even more delicious now!
This is good! This is good!
The moment I ate it, I put down the spoon and said, "It's different!"
"It's the worst!" "Are you kidding me?!"
No, it looks insanely delicious!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsored by the following sponsors.
Next is what Mr. Kobayashi would like to say.
He would like to apologize to the two hosts.
I always feel sorry for you two.
What is it?
What do you think it is?
What is it?
Why are you suddenly acting like a couple?
What is it?
I don't know.
Is it in my car?
Don't throw it away.
It may be a different person.
You don't like me, do you?
What is it?
What do you think it is?
You two are from Saitama.
That's right.
We have talked about Saitama many times in this program.
I don't feel frustrated about Saitama.
I don't know what you two are talking about.
I always feel sorry for you two.
You two are like Saitama harassment.
I always feel sorry for you two.
I see.
I have only been to Omiya twice.
What about Mamenoki?
I have never been there.
Where do you meet up?
If you don't meet up in Mamenoki, you can't meet anyone.
Do you know Jumangokumanjun?
I have never seen a commercial for Jumangokumanjun.
That's a lie.
I'm shocked.
The wind is talking to you.
You are too good.
Jumangokumanjun.
Saitama manufacturer.
Jumangokumanjun.
Is there more?
The final destination is Gunma.
I'm shocked.
Gunma is an enemy.
Gunma is not an enemy.
There seems to be other members who want to apologize.
I want to apologize to Saame.
Is this serious?
I want to apologize to Saame.
What do you think about it?
Why are you acting like a married couple?
To tell you the truth, I have already killed Benjamin, who gave me his certificate of service.
What?
I'm sorry.
That's recent!
That's recent, isn't it?
Yes.
You're going to kill him?
Didn't you say that Benjamin is easy to raise?
That's right.
At first, he was like this, but...
He's messed up, isn't he?
Yes.
Right? Benjamin, the good-for-nothing.
Yes.
And now?
What?
He's messed up, isn't he?
It's totally different! It hurts! I can't open my mouth!
Scary, scary, scary!
What's this? Did you mix it with water and sprinkle it with deodorant?
It can't be like that!
You're killing Benjamin!
What's this? Isn't it a seasonal thing?
I raised him with all my heart.
I raised him with water and poured him with love.
I carried him all over the room.
You carried him all over the room! You're lying!
You're lying because you're crying!
You're lying!
Maybe you're doing it because you're a woman!
Maybe you're crying because your love is too heavy!
Next time, I'll raise him properly.
Are you raising him?
I want one more.
No, you're not a free Benjamin!
You don't have a free Benjamin system!
It seems like you raised him with all your heart.
No, no.
Next one!
The pink one you gave me last time...
You did!
It's like a warm one.
It's like an eraser's pee sheet.
It's an eraser!
It's not an eraser's pee sheet!
I'm sorry.
Is it an eraser's pee sheet?
No matter how much I wash it, it's still an eraser's pee sheet.
See? It's an eraser's smell!
It's an eraser's smell!
She apologizes to the hosts and moves on to the last production.
There's a lot of members left.
I want to succeed in catching the last Super Ball and end it!
They succeeded in catching it only once.
Yes, they caught it a lot.
They caught it from the height of Super Ball.
They cheated and succeeded.
But in the end, they played seriously and said goodbye to the company.
The staff said it was the last game.
They said it wouldn't be a one-time game.
They said it would be a serious one-time game.
I don't know why, but they said it to me.
That's what it is.
Keyaki-zaka 46 is like that.
It is different from the world's twisted things and loose things.
They said it clearly.
Lucky!
Let's not do it again.
I don't want to do it again!
That's what it was.
That's right.
Can they show off their excellent beauty?
From Ozeki to Kobayashi.
You can do it!
Please cheer for them!
You can do it!
Let's go!
Can they succeed?
Time's up!
Thank you for your comments!
Thank you for your hard work!
They said they won't cry once.
Wait! If you do that, we will become evil!
Please stop that!
We don't want to end up like idols!
Sorry, please look back!
Wow, amazing!
We're doing it!
She's like a youngster.
That's true.
Please give me one more chance!
I understand.
Everyone, please stand up.
I have a sad report.
What is it?
Rika and President Yumiko were doing like this.
Hey!
It was narrow.
It was narrow and
President Yumiko has pride.
That's all.
Will a miracle happen after this?
I'll do it.
It's really the last challenge.
Even if you laugh,
it's over now.
Please have a seat.
It's okay.
One, two...
That's good.
Next, from Kobayashi to Masumoto.
You can do it, Masumoto.
Masumoto will end this show.
You can do it.
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
Let's do it, from Kobayashi to Masumoto.
Please.
It's okay.
One, two...
It's okay.
Is this okay?
Was there one step?
Is it safe?
It's safe, right?
You're getting weak.
Will I cry like this over and over again?
Next, from Masumoto to Kousaka.
Kousaka, catch.
Can you do it?
I'm not good at things like this.
You're not good at small things.
Yes.
Of course you want to be a great artist.
Let's go first.
I'll do my best.
Masumoto, please go first.
I'll do my best.
I can do it!
Go!
Great!
Next, from Kosaka to Morita!
I did it once.
It was Nelson's...
Oh, you did it!
At the end of Nelson's song!
And you did it, Morita!
Yes, I did.
Are you OK?
I'm OK.
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
If Morita doesn't do it, it's over.
From Kosaka to Morita, will she succeed?
Please!
You can do it!
Great!
She broke the wall!
Great!
Of course, she succeeded!
She succeeded!
That's great!
She did it!
She's amazing!
It's different from when we did it with just one generation.
It's different!
Next, from Morita to Risa!
We have one generation here!
Risa is...
One generation...
Let's go!
From Morita to Risa!
Will she succeed?
It's a good flow!
Then...
Please!
You can do it!
Here we go!
Risa!
If you drop it many times, it won't go in.
I didn't want to see Lisa like that in the end.
I wanted her to be cool all the time.
Failure!
Thank you for five years.
Let's meet again on a new show.
Goodbye!
This show was brought to you by Sony Music and your sponsors.
Thank you.
We've always been clumsy and had a lot of variety and difficult days.
Thank you for continuing with us so far.
We will do our best to power up even more in the new show.
Thank you!
Thank you for five years.
Let's meet again next week!
Goodbye!
Thank you for five years.
Thank you.
I've never thought you were cute.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry I didn't like you.
I hope you'll do well in the new show.
Thank you!
I'll do my best in the new show.
I'll do my best to talk more in the next show.
I've been wondering whether I should say yes or no, but I'm thinking of retiring today.
Thank you very much!
I hope you like my new show.
From now on, I, Keyaki-damashii, will protect Ms. Nijishiko Bokuto's feelings of "keyaki" in katakana.
Thank you very much!
And Mr. Sato, who announced his graduation the other day, said...
What do you think of "keyaki"?
I've been doing survey questions for a long time since the first show.
I didn't realize it myself, so I realized that I talk for a long time.
You knew it from the survey, didn't you?
Have you decided what you want to do after graduation?
I've always wanted to do something I can do for my fans.
I want to study design and study abroad.
I haven't got my money back yet.
You haven't got your money back yet!
You want to get your money back, don't you?
I want to get my money back and go abroad again.
You still want to go abroad and study, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Lastly, please send a message to your fans.
Thank you for finding me when I had nothing.
Thank you for supporting me and "keyaki zaka 46".
I think it was a great day for me.
Please continue to support me and "sakura zaka 46".
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much, Sato!
Thank you very much!
I'm Nijika Ishimori. Last month, September 30th, I announced my graduation from Keyakizaka 46.
I'm looking for a new path and I want to move forward.
MC Tsuchida and Sabe always thought about us and accepted us with a big heart and kindness.
Once again, thank you very much to everyone who watched the program and the staff who were involved in it.
And on October 12th and 13th, Keyakizaka 46's last live will be held. Don't miss out on the last member of the group!
Next week...
A new program starts!