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CAKE CHALLENGE
One, two... Tsuchida Teruhiki-san!
Tsuchida Teruhiki-san!
You're old and look like you're in a hospital!
Tsuchida Teruhiki-san!
We'd like to announce this week's show, but...
Let's have Sugai announce it first!
Please!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TSUCHI! TSUCHIDA IS DECIDED!
It's today!
Today is the recording day.
Today is September 1st.
It's TSUCHIDA's 48th birthday.
Happy birthday!
A little while ago, you said you were 46 years old like us.
I can't see you at all.
Really? You look like you're 62 years old.
I'm younger.
TSUCHIDA, are you really 48 years old?
I can't see you at all. You look so young.
How old do you look like you are?
25 years old.
25?! You look like you're 25 years old!
This time, in order to celebrate TSUCHIDA's 48th birthday,
we will try the "TSUCHI CULT QUIZ"!
We will decide TSUCHIDA, who knows the most about TSUCHI!
You've studied about TSUCHIDA seriously, haven't you?!
- Yes! - Right?!
- Yes! - Yes!
Here it is.
TSUCHIDA's profile material.
- That's right. - This?!
Based on this... How many pages is it?!
It's more than 20 pages!
There is so much information about TSUCHIDA!
His favorite player is Johan Cruyff of the Netherlands!
There is so much information about him!
It's not going to come out!
That's right!
What? A child's name came up!
A child's name is okay, right?
I thought so!
You're checking it, right?
Maybe it will come out!
The members will compete in three blocks!
One of the members with the highest grades in each group and the most excited about the group will advance to the finals!
The questions will also be asked from members other than Tsuchii and Shiryou!
Karen recommends Tsuchii to the members who are excited about Tsuchida!
It's a TV called "Private Vieira" on Panasonic.
You can watch it in the bath or in the kitchen or around the water.
Everyone! Do you want "Private Vieira"?!
We want it!
Do you love Tsuchida TV?
We love it!
Then, let's start!
Let's start with the quiz!
Please give us the questions!
I'm nervous!
Question!
Four special skills in Tsuchii's profile.
Gundam, soccer knowledge, white man's clothing.
P.league?
Ah!
Correct!
Tsuchii is the winner!
Four special skills in Tsuchii's profile.
Gundam, soccer knowledge, white man's clothing and what?!
The answer is P.league!
Yay!
You're studying hard!
Yes, of course!
I'm also doing push-ups!
Wow!
Gundam!
Wow!
By the way, what is P.league?
It's a bowling league, right?
Yes, it's a bowling league.
It's for women, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
More than ten people play it.
It's written in your profile, right?
It's written in my profile, right?
Yes, it's written in my profile.
Is that so?
Where did you write it?
At the bottom of my profile.
At the bottom of your profile?
Yes, I remember that.
Wow!
Everyone remembers it!
When she appeared in "Bokebura Tengoku", she did a U-turn catch-flex.
She did it! She did it! Amazing!
Yes, "Youth Without Rotation".
Yes, correct!
That's fast!
I was thinking of "Youth Without Rotation", so I'm glad.
It's not "Youth Without Rotation", but "Youth Without Rotation".
One point!
This is highly rated!
The club is trying to earn points over there.
It's strong.
It's a winning club.
It's strong.
In 2008, she made her singer debut.
Wow! She made her singer debut! Amazing!
"Carrot March" in 2008.
Ah!
That's a high-level battle!
"Carrot March" in 2008!
Wow! It's this one!
It's cute!
It's true!
The opening theme of the movie version anime "Carrot March".
Kanago Yanagihara and a duet song!
Let's listen to it!
Let's go!
She's singing!
Curry rice...
I knew it!
It brings back memories!
Curry rice...
I forgot to cook it!
I used to be a fan of your songs.
Oh, really?
I used to sing along with you.
I know.
People usually say, "Stop it! It's embarrassing!"
But I'm totally fine with it.
That's not what I expected!
She sang along with you!
Listening to your song now,
Tsuchida seems like a cellist.
You're right.
And his face, too.
You're right.
When I was in elementary school,
I used to call myself...
Like this...
Oh! That's too fast!
Like this...
Like...
Wow!
Did you know that?
Yes, I studied hard.
Wow!
Idols can't be like that.
They can't be like that.
I see.
But you don't think like that, do you?
You don't think like that, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't think like that, do you?
You have a beautiful face.
Where is it?
You have a beautiful jaw line.
Can I be reborn?
No!
What should I do if I'm reborn?
Question!
This is a picture of Tsuchi's graduation album
when he was a professional school teacher.
This is bad.
Tsuchi's unexpected pose
is shown in the picture.
What kind of pose is it?
Everyone, please strike a pose with "one, two", like this.
It's not fast forwarded.
It's not fast forwarded like this.
One, two
Keep it. Don't stop.
There are various poses.
"Matsuda", "Moriya" and "peace" are the same, right?
We don't do "peace" anymore.
We do "peace" normally.
"Sugai" is cool. "Sugai"
Doesn't your face look like "shakuretsu"?
I want to recreate it up to this point.
If that's the case, it's "Inoki-san".
"Inoki" is a faraway name.
The correct answer is...
The correct answer is "Oyama Yuuenchi style".
So...
No one knows "Oyama Yuuenchi style" in the first place, right?
When I was in elementary school, a person named "Sakura Kinzou-san"
said "oyama yuuenchi" in a commercial.
Now that I think of it, I don't know what's funny about it.
Everyone, please strike a pose again.
"Chikaihi" is the correct answer!
"Moriya" is...
"Moriya" is the correct answer!
"Moriya" is...
Well, the correct answer is...
The correct answer is...
"Masumoto" in a commercial.
"Masumoto" is...
The first place gets two points.
"Sugai" and "Hub", right?
Yay!
These two are the winners.
These two are the finalists.
"Sugai" and "Hub"!
Congratulations!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
They might be operating it.
...the following sponsors.
As you can see, the members of Block B are nine people.
Will they have a hot battle like Block A?
When I was a kid, I lived behind my parents' house.
That's a great question.
I lived behind my parents' house and idol Keyakizaka46 pressed the button repeatedly.
Wait a minute.
"I pressed the button repeatedly because of Tsuchie's "behind my parents' house" problem."
Takemoto.
Where is it?
Nakamura.
No!
Nakamura!
His own tea bowl and chopsticks.
Correct!
Wait, you know about Nakamura's childhood?
This is about Nakamura-san who lived in his parent's house.
In Nakamura-san's house, there were Tsuchida's what and what.
The correct answer is chopsticks and tea bowl.
Well done, Ozeki.
Takemoto is...
I'm really confused. Which one is it?
Nakamura-san or chopsticks and tea bowl?
That's right.
When I was little, when I did bad things, my dad would kick me out of the house.
Well, it's the opposite now, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
At first, I cried for about 2 minutes.
"Let me in!" I said.
But after that... "It won't open!" said Nakamura- san.
Nakamura-san's uncle and aunt didn't have children, so they took really good care of me.
They said, "Tere-chan, you can come anytime."
So my aunt prepared me a tea bowl and chopsticks.
She sent them to me a few years ago.
Still chopsticks and tea bowl?
She said, "I used them when I was little."
That's a good story.
But I was surprised. "It's Nakamura-san!"
Nakamura-san's uncle and aunt.
Next question.
This is a VTR question.
Please look at this.
Where is it?
Is it a shop?
It's a bar, isn't it?
Good afternoon.
Thank you for coming.
I'm Yamamoto Tsuchii.
Thank you for coming.
They are in the same period and have been dating for 29 years.
They are called "Unbalanced Yamamoto".
They are going to give us "Tsuchii Cart Quiz".
Do you actually come to this shop?
No, it's already opened and many people come.
I haven't been drinking with you for 9 months.
When "Silent Majority" plays from a different place,
even if different people are singing, I still dance.
Even if you go dancing, you still dance.
Is there any other bullying like this?
Well, it depends on the spirit of the juniors, so I'm not going to say who the juniors were, but sometimes it's scary and that guy's power.
I don't think Shichida-kun knows, but I don't think he knows that some of the singers' juniors call him "****".
Here is the question! Tsuchii is a part of the juniors.
Yes!
Now, Karin-chan pressed it. Please answer.
Onigawara.
That's it!
Kasuda-kun!
Takemoto!
Daimajin.
Ah, that's a good line!
Hurry up, Kobashi!
Devil.
Simply, right? A simple devil, right?
Demon King.
Ah, yeah, that's right.
A little more Western-style!
Western-style?
Ah, Ozaki!
Murderer?
It's not Western-style!
How many juniors have you killed?
Now, Uemura!
Dracula.
Ah, that's a good line!
It's not Dracula, no matter how you look at it!
Yes, Inoue!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ah, that's right!
Correct!
No, I'm saying it myself.
Ah, is that so?
That's right.
The next question is...
This is connected with people who know Tsuchida- san well.
What is it?
That's what it is...
Kobashi-san! Kobashi-san! Kobashi!
Kobashi, do you want to answer it first?
Yes.
Eh, what is it?
Takeidongebabi...
Correct!
Wow!
You know...
Takeidongebabi is strong!
You know...
Is that so?
Takeidongebabi is strong!
A great miracle has happened!
Tsuchida-san!
Yes?
I'm surprised, too!
Star-san is surprised, too!
Eh?
Where is Tsuchida-san going right now?
Takei-san is in there, but he'll come out later.
The first question was, "What is this person's name?"
Eh?
Isn't it amazing?
Well done! It's correct!
Let me call him.
Excuse me!
- Hello! - Hey!
- Hello! - Don't destroy the restaurant, Keyaki!
- It's an old man's restaurant! - An old man's restaurant...
- This is the only place! - This person is Takei "don geba" B.
- Takei "don geba" B, right? - Yes.
Why did you appear, Takei "don geba" B?
I heard it's a broadcast with someone I know.
The three of us who often go on trips were already included in the information,
so I thought of who to answer, and when I did, I got it right.
- That's amazing! - Takei "don geba" B, welcome back!
- Wait a minute! - Takei "don geba" B, welcome back!
It's not just you, Tsuchiya "don geba" B. Congratulations!
- Happy birthday! - Thank you!
With that said, the three of us who often go on trips with Tsuchiya "don geba" B
will give you a local quiz about the sky!
Please watch this video!
[Quiz about the sky]
- Who's house is this? - It's hopeless.
- What is it? - This is Tsuchiya "don geba" B's house.
Huh? "Run"?
What?
Why did Tsuchiya "don geba" B run away?
- This is quite difficult. - It's difficult!
What is this?
- Now, Ozaki! - Ping-pong dash?
There's no one who can do ping-pong like that!
- Of course, it's someone's house, right? - It's someone's house.
It's really someone's house.
- Yes, Inoue! - "Eat" and "run"?
- "Eat" and "someone's house"? - What does that mean?
If it's a shop, you can still tell, but if it's someone's house, that's weird too.
- Yes, Takemoto! - I'm secretly watching the sunset.
- First place! - Nice!
The crime is not wrong!
I'll give you a hint!
It's something you wouldn't think of Tsuchiya "don geba" B's house, right?
- That's right! - Yes!
A bug came.
A dog chased me.
When we went to Okinawa for recording, there was a fan who gave me Tsuchiya "don geba" B's letter.
While I was at his house, I said I wanted to surprise him and asked if he would be happy.
But he didn't come out.
So I said "don geba" B's letter and he said "don geba" B's letter.
- Cute! - Cute!
A small dog was crying.
I found it and ran away.
I ran away.
There was a dog as big as a mug cup noodle.
A dog as big as a mug cup noodle?
It's been a while since I saw a noodle on TV.
- It's been a while since you saw a dog. - It's been a while since you saw a dog.
Tsuchiya, you don't like dogs, do you?
- You don't like dogs, do you? - Yes, I don't like all animals.
- I see. - Yes.
- So it doesn't matter if it's small. - Yes.
Now, B block is over!
Kobayashi is in first place!
Kobayashi and Omigo are in second place.
They are getting laugh points.
Let's make it Takemoto.
Kobayashi and Takemoto advance to the final!
The last members of C block are these nine girls.
How much have you studied?
I studied with Tamura and my friend in the morning.
- Are you serious? - Yes, I am.
I said "what was it?" in a red sheet.
And I kept saying "no, no".
"Hollywood live-action movie" "Dragon Ball"
Saito!
I have one "Dragon Ball".
Is it the role of a person who is attacked and killed by Kuririn?
No!
Kuririn!
Think calmly!
Kuririn!
Don't kill people!
Kuririn is an earthling and a friend of Kuririn!
It's a shame, isn't it?
Now, Aten-chan!
I have one "Dragon Ball".
No!
Piro...
Pirolin?
It's not a generation!
I see!
It's not a generation!
I see!
There is no such common common sense!
Now, Morita!
I have one "Dragon Ball".
It's the role of a person who is attacked and killed by Piccolo.
Correct!
This is amazing!
We can't ignore it!
I agree!
Piccolo doesn't appear!
I'm not sure if it's true or not.
I just asked if it's true at first.
But, when I said "It's annoying, so I won't do it",
my manager said "Actually, you should refuse it".
So, I said "Why?"
And he said "It will be recorded in Mexico next Sunday".
So, I said "Is it possible?"
And he said "It's impossible for you to refuse it".
There is such a thing!
Dragon Ball
Yuta received it for the first time on stage!
Morita received it for the first time on stage!
"Downtown Sound" by Ninen!
Correct!
I've already reported it to everyone.
To be precise, it's not a school night, but once I went to a live show and received it, and by chance a magazine called "hot dog press" came to interview me.
For an interview at "otapro live".
We were young and young, so it wasn't like that at all, but they gave me four of our photos.
It's like a first!
My classmates brought me "hot dog press" and said, "I'm riding it!"
And I was watching it in the hallway of school, smoking cigarettes, and my friend said, "If you do this, you might become "downtown"!"
Downtown?
I'll pull it out in two years!
And when I realized it, it's been 29 years!
I can't even see my back!
But that's not true!
Now, let's move on to the next question.
First, please watch the VTR.
Here you go.
Oh, it's Mr. Tokita!
It brings back memories!
Everything is noisy.
Mr. Tokita is...
Everything is noisy.
...doing all kinds of roles by himself.
He's been doing all kinds of roles.
"U-Turn"'s "contro live" video.
It's a question from his family.
Takashi is still in middle school!
He looks like my mother!
Memory series, part one!
Musa's mother.
Kunkasai's daughter.
Oh, Takashi!
This is a story about my mother, who is an unhealthy mother who acts as her father, and her son, who is sick and hospitalized.
Mom, my stomach hurts! My stomach!
Yes, yes, yes. You'll be born soon.
Takashi!
Here's the question!
At the end of the story, what did his mother say to his sick son?
"Home" is a "contro live" video.
Yes, Ten-chan!
What do you want to eat today?
"Home" has a "kama" kind of atmosphere!
Yes, Tamura!
Good night!
Isn't it scary?
It's scary!
It's like her son is dead, but she's like "Good night!"
But I think it's possible.
Your mother is going somewhere!
Yes, Tamura!
She's going to work!
She's not going to work!
She's going to the supermarket!
She's not going to the supermarket!
Huh?
Have a good day!
Go somewhere!
Tell me where!
Yes, Sato!
No!
Yes, Sato!
Perm? She's going to wear it!
But...
Beauty salon? She's going to a beauty salon!
Yes, correct!
Takashi!
Your mother is going to a beauty salon!
The correct answer was "Your mother is going to a beauty salon!"
They finally went to a beauty salon.
Now, the next question is...
Oh, it's been a question since the beginning of the broadcast.
Hello, everyone!
You're still here!
Don't say "we're still here"!
While you were doing this in the studio, what kind of conversation were you having?
We were just watching TV.
It was funny.
I'm tired of being an entertainer!
Now, we have another question.
Please go ahead.
Tsuchida-san, you don't usually say what you want to say, but sometimes you say stupid things.
The other day, while we were eating, you said "king's brunch" by mistake.
What did you say?
Please say it!
King's French.
"French"?
I don't know, but it's one point.
That's a mistake!
Next, Morita!
King's brunch.
It's like you know a lot about restaurants!
Next, Ozon!
My king's brunch.
Two points!
That's good!
My king's brunch.
That's good!
Now, Tamura!
King's French.
It's one point!
It's starting to sound like a Harajuku joke.
King's French.
Tamura-chan, that's Oshima's French, you can't use it without permission!
Now, Ozon!
Happy Harajuku.
That's good, you made up the flow.
It's one point.
What kind of brunch?
Empire's brunch.
It's one point!
It's like you know a lot about restaurants!
If you make the king into Japan?
Now, Mazura!
King's brunch.
It's two points!
Don't think of Prime Minister Abe as a king!
Now, Ozon!
King's brunch.
That's correct!
Wow!
King's brunch.
You can't use it without permission.
That's right!
The air keeps flowing.
It's not like you made it flow.
It's not like that.
How about you, Matsuzawa-san, Tsuchida-san?
King's brunch.
You can see his cute side.
He seems to be happy and will end today.
That's true.
Minus one point.
Minus one point from the comments section!
With that, Morita and Ozon have surpassed the total points!
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