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"Bagon"! Today's guests are Shida Ishikawa and Keiaki Itagaki!
And this is Keiakichan Day!
One, two...
Oh my god!
"Oh my god" doesn't matter at all!
Did you watch our last show?
I watched it in the middle of the show.
Really?
Thank you!
I watched it.
I feel like I'm watching a music video all the time.
It's not just about the stage, but it's really cool.
There are a lot of things you can do only because it's a distribution.
I'm very grateful that we were able to have a live show like this.
And the last announcement of "Sugai"!
The name changes like this, doesn't it?
It's a change in the sense of "power up",
so I'd like you to support me in any form.
Thank you in advance!
President Yumiko was also surprised, wasn't she?
President Yumiko!
You're sitting down even though you're weird!
President...
You've been the king of this show since this week, haven't you?
Has the show already been bought back?
I'd like to announce this project.
This project is...
President Yumiko's "Bell Contest"!
Keiaki Itagaki's "Unlucky Taisho"!
Each member will appear one by one and reveal an "unlucky episode"!
If you change President Yumiko's sympathy, the president himself will give you a bell!
Depending on the circumstances, the president himself will decide how much to give you a bell.
The bell you obtained will later be directed to the members' island by the president himself and gently leave you a bell!
However, if President Tsuchida, the president's secretary, decides to waste the president's precious time by asking you any more questions,
you will be forced to close the curtain and be forced to end the show!
As a secretary, I'd like you to judge Tsuchida-san today.
Yes, I have something in common with him.
Oh, you don't know that.
On the contrary, if you pass, you will ring that bell in your hand.
Do you ring the bell when you pass?
I don't have that kind of courage!
No, what are you doing?
I'm just ringing the bell to let you know about the music.
You're the one who's taking care of me the most, senior!
I just happened to have a bell from Atsumori and a bell from Sanma-san's show.
This is a bell from "order"!
It's so small and thin!
This is the one you have, Nakai-kun, right?
So, I'd like you to let me know about it.
I understand.
And now, the secretary and Tsuchida will give their suggestions!
Some people don't go to Atsumori, right?
At that time, President Yumiko will ask you to ring the bell in Atsumori.
Oh, you're right.
This program is sponsored by Sony Music and my sponsors.
President Yumiko, could you ring the bell in Atsumori?
Yes.
Thank you in advance.
The first person is this person.
The first person is Masumoto.
Thank you in advance.
Masumoto.
It's over.
I only said hello.
I think top batter Masumoto is scary.
But it's okay, right?
I think it's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry in advance.
Could you ring the bell in Atsumori one more time?
I'm sorry.
Curtain, open!
Excuse me, Masumoto. I'm sorry.
How many bells do you want, Masumoto?
9,099 bells.
9,099?
Yes.
The biggest bell in my bag.
The biggest bell is 99,000?
Yes.
It's 99,000, right?
Yes.
If it's 9,099, it's about 100 bells.
It's better to close it.
I'm a little scared now.
There is a little anxiety left.
Masumoto's unlucky episode, start!
It was about a year ago.
It was hot, so I was sleeping with a net.
I heard a cat screaming from outside.
I hurried up and went to see it.
My cute black cat and a little dirty cat were fighting over a net.
I told my cat not to touch it and went into the cage.
My cat made my hand wet and it was covered in blood.
How much?
I have a picture of it.
Do you have a picture of it?
It's really dirty.
It's not about being scratched.
It was scratched with its hind legs.
It's cute.
You went to help it.
This cat?
It's cute.
Wasn't there a cuter picture?
I'm a little scared.
You look like you're about to get scratched.
What's your name?
It's Colon.
Colon.
Is it a male?
It's a male.
How old are you?
Five years ago, I went to my mother's house with a middle school classmate.
It's too far away.
I forgot about it.
I forgot about it in the first half of the show.
It was thrown away.
I told you.
Masumoto is not a top batter.
The judges are...
They passed!
It's unfortunate.
You're right.
There's no one else but you with such bloody hands.
I went to save a cat and got hit by a cat's nose.
It's a little scratch.
Well, you passed for now.
How many bells will you get?
Gold.
Gold gold.
Gold, pure gold.
But it's gold.
Are you ready?
Yes.
So, how many bells will you get for this unlucky episode?
Ta-dah!
200,000 bells!
What?
President!
You're giving me this much?
But you looked like you were in pain.
This is a standard number for a top batter.
Isn't it too high?
But I don't like painful stories.
Painful stories are a little weak.
Yes.
I might give you a lot.
Yes.
It's 200,000 bells.
That's good.
Thank you very much.
PG.
Yes.
This is...
Sometimes, Masumoto is like...
She shakes her head and looks at the camera.
I don't know which camera it is.
You don't have to look at it.
Yes.
Masumoto is a top batter who looks and moves just like him.
He got 200,000 bells.
Entry No. 2, Morita Hikaru.
This is Morita's unlucky episode. Please tell us about it.
The other day, I was taking a walk and I found a very fancy restaurant.
When I went in, there were a lot of cheap dishes lined up.
I didn't have a bowl at home.
A bowl?
I didn't have a bowl of dishes.
I bought a good bowl and went home.
I was excited about what to eat today.
You wanted to use it right away.
I wanted to use it, but I wanted to wash it right away.
It was wrapped in newspaper paper.
When I opened it, I saw a very fine cockroach.
It's tough.
It was attached to the newspaper paper side and came.
It's tough.
What is it?
You've never done that in your life, have you?
No, I haven't.
What happened?
What happened after you opened it?
The cloth came out of the window.
It's tough.
Was it a bowl?
No, it wasn't.
It was a bowl and you threw it hard, wasn't it?
That's how old men laugh.
Only cockroaches.
Only cockroaches?
Isn't it amazing that girls can do that?
It's amazing.
As soon as the cockroach came out, it came out of the room.
That's right.
I can't do it either.
Besides, I can't use the bowl, can I?
I don't like it.
Did you use the bowl?
I used it.
You used it!
It was very rough.
Are bugs okay now, Morita?
It's okay at all.
It's amazing.
Ms. Suzuya, please judge.
This is...
The last report!
I think you're using the bowl properly.
What did you eat?
Oyako-don.
Properly.
So, how many bells do you have?
300,000 bells!
I was wondering if you could go a little further.
If I was really scared, I would have gone further.
But I think it was okay.
I don't think it's that far.
You're very calm about your judgment.
But you said you didn't think it was that far and gave me 300,000.
In the end.
That's great.
I was going to eat bread with a cockroach.
I was like, "Ah," and I saw a burnt cockroach.
Oh, my God!
I thought it was bread.
That's right. I baked it properly.
And it was baked, so my eyes...
Hey, that's enough!
What's that?
Is it in there as a ingredient?
It's not an ingredient. It's like it was baked with it.
It was baked!
No, wait a minute!
Hey!
How many bells is this?
What about now?
Now...
80.
It's 80,000!
I have to go to the bathroom.
I remembered that and I was surprised.
Next is Entry No. 3.
Akiho Onuma.
It's an unlucky episode of Akiho Onuma.
Go ahead!
It's an embarrassing story, but...
My family has been fishermen since my great- grandfather's time.
However, there were only three girls and no boys.
My father was looking for a successor.
It's like an old story!
So, while I didn't know my father,
I asked my elementary school classmate, "What do you think of my daughter?"
What a father you are!
It's like the ending of "The Viking".
It's like the ending of "The Hitchhiker".
What a father you are!
It's Tsuchida's turn.
Let's see the result.
Go ahead!
She passed!
It's not unlucky, but the way you talk is interesting.
It reminds me of the old days.
How many sisters do you have?
I'm the middle one.
Middle one?
How did it go?
I solved it.
My sister became a parent.
Your sister didn't get married?
No, my sister became a parent.
Of course, some of you are female.
I'm about 170cm tall.
I'm a macho woman.
I'm like a don.
You can work from home.
Wait a minute. I want to see your sister's picture.
I'm curious.
Does it mean you go to the sea?
Yes, I go there every day.
Your father is helping you.
Your sister passed.
It was a happy ending, so the record didn't grow that much.
The next challenger is...
Sato Shiori!
I'm Sato.
Please tell us about your unlucky episode.
I announced that I would go abroad, but I came back.
You passed!
That's amazing!
That's the best!
That's strong!
That's the best!
Because you said you wanted to study abroad, you got a letter from the program recording site, right?
Yes.
You said it normally the next day.
I remember you saying something like "Do your best!"
That's right.
A year before I went abroad, I went to English conversation school.
Did you do it for about a year?
I held down the hotel properly, I held down the plane, and I just had to go.
By the way, I haven't gotten my money back yet.
What?!
I'm asking you a lot of questions.
Please wait a little longer.
It must be difficult.
It's a world-wide difficult time.
How many bells do you have now?
Please!
600,000 bells!
President, you've grown.
Yes.
As expected...
She's laughing!
She's laughing at her senior's misfortune!
I thought about it for a moment.
When I came back to my activities, I thought about it for a moment.
Wait a minute!
How did you come back?
Remote...
It was my first time during remote activities.
Endo, what did you think?
It was a story about studying abroad before joining.
I thought, "Oh, you're here."
The fifth challenger is Nijika Ishimori.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
What do you think is stronger than before?
I thought everyone was pretty unlucky, but I think I'm a little better.
You've raised the hurdle yourself.
What kind of episode is it?
This is a recent story.
During my self-restraint period, I was addicted to cooking and cooked my own food every day.
You said that.
But I was so tired that I decided to order delivery today.
I wanted to eat bibimbap for the first time in about a year, so I ordered bibimbap.
I got a ping pong and thought, "Oh, I can finally eat it."
When I opened it, it was in a miserable state like being shuffled like this.
I don't know if it was dropped or shaken a little.
I don't think you'll shake it.
Why did you shake it?
When I opened it, it was all messed up.
I took a picture and sent it to Fuyuka right away.
I got this.
It's messy.
It's a little messy.
But if you listen to what I've said so far, I thought it was more messed up.
It's pretty messy.
It's like this.
But you mix bibimbap in the end, don't you?
I don't mix it.
You don't mix it.
That's why it's messy.
I don't want to dirty my rice and eat it.
If it's a carrot, you eat it with carrots and white rice, right?
That's right.
You don't mix it, do you?
It's the first time I've met someone like you.
Really? I'm glad you like it.
Where are you doing it?
Mr. Tsuchiya.
The verdict is...
You said it yourself.
You said it's nothing compared to others.
I said it.
You said it's nothing compared to others.
It was an unlucky episode, but he overcame the hurdle and passed.
Next is entry no.6, Mizuho Abumi.
Do you think you're unlucky?
I don't think I'm unlucky.
Don't think you're unlucky.
But I have a lot of them now, so I'd like to introduce them.
You can't help it if you want to talk about it.
Next is HUB's unlucky episode.
One day, I was sleeping alone.
Time's up!
HUB!
I think I know what this is.
Your body is automatically...
It's physiological, right?
I thought you'd say "this is it."
I thought you'd say "what is it?"
That's right.
I didn't want to hear it at all, so I wanted to hear it a little.
That's right.
HUB!
Yes!
Do you want to talk about it?
Please listen!
You're confident, right?
Of course!
HUB! Can we have one more chance?
Yes!
Can we have one more chance?
Yes!
HUB! Open the curtain one more time!
One day...
Talk about it right away!
When the curtain opens, talk about it right away!
One more!
I was sleeping alone.
When I opened the curtain, I closed the door blade at the entrance.
Oh, you mean this gadget?
That's right.
So my mom couldn't enter the house.
You have a HUB, don't you?
I was sleeping.
Oh, you were sleeping?
I was sleeping and locked the door at the entrance.
I took a nap.
I'm a third-year elementary school student with a HUB.
Her mother, who was worried that something had happened,
My mother passed me the evacuation ladder of the upper floor, and I was able to break in from the veranda.
You're talking about your mother being unlucky, aren't you?
Yes.
That's right.
You didn't notice, did you?
I didn't notice.
But your mother is amazing, too. She said, "Excuse me for disturbing you," to the person on the upper floor.
She said, "Excuse me for disturbing you," and borrowed me a ladder.
She said, "Excuse me for disturbing you," to the person on the veranda.
She said, "Excuse me for disturbing you," and borrowed me a ladder.
I thought my mother was amazing.
What is this story about?
It's an unlucky story, but you're talking about your mother being amazing.
But there's one more thing.
Oh, there's one more thing.
Ms. Shizuya, you're still against it.
There's one more thing, too.
When I woke up in the morning, my hair was in Chicago style.
What?!
Shizuya!
I was surprised, too.
What?!
Your hair is in Chicago style?!
What does Chicago style mean to you?
It's an unlucky story, but there's also a lucky story.
Chicago style...
What does Chicago style mean to you?
I have a picture of it.
You have a picture of it?!
It's cute!
It's Chicago style, isn't it?!
It's cute!
Yes.
Can we judge it now?
Yes, please!
Ms. Shizuya, please judge it!
It's a pass!
HUB!
Thank you!
You did it!
I thought it would be a picture that HUB fans would be very happy about.
But it's an angle of you when you're a little down, isn't it?
I think my brain was cut off.
Your brain was cut off, isn't it?
It looks like you don't like Yumiko very much.
It looks like you don't like her very much.
It's possible that the bell won't ring.
Then, how much do you want?
Eh?!
But...
Ah! This is Yuriko's!
Ah! This is mine!
This might be misfortune!
If it's misfortune, it might be like this!
Please...
If it's bad luck, it's like this!
So, how many bells do you have?
300,000 bells!
Before the bugs came...
There were 10.
10?!
The number of bugs increased by 200,000!
I did it! Thank you!
She's kind-hearted! Thank you, bugs!
The last challenger is Rei Ozono!
Let's quickly reveal Ozono's unlucky episode!
Please!
It's about last night...
Oh, it's about gold!
I poured all of my strength...
To make bubbles...
I dropped my face wash bubbles...
On the floor of the bath.
Cute!
Sad!
Idol's...
Girls are already excited, right?
You know, you can't rub your face, right?
That's right!
You rub it with bubbles, right?
Kindly...
You don't rub it with your hands, right?
If you say it like that, I'll rub it hard!
I'll rub it hard with a nylon towel, too!
It hurts!
Now, Tsuchida-san...
The judge...
Wait a minute!
Please!
Wait a minute!
Yes, what's wrong?
It's cute, so it's fine!
Passed!
She's taking notes.
She's taking notes at this timing?
What did you write?
Tsuchida-san rubbed me with a nylon towel.
That's true.
Maybe you should remember it somewhere.
That's not all.
There's another unlucky episode.
When I was in 5th grade,
you know how a hotchkiss is stuck like this at first?
It's stuck like that. You're good at copying hotchkiss.
You're really good at it.
When you push it, it becomes like this, right?
It does.
I was wondering what was going on.
I put my thumb where you bite into a hotchkiss like this.
I pushed it while checking it.
Then...
You put a lemon in it!
I pushed it and it got stuck like this.
You're like a cute crab.
A needle got stuck here.
What are you doing?
I'm just checking.
That's an unlucky episode.
You're just pointing it out yourself.
I just wanted to make sure.
If you put a hotchkiss on top of this, it becomes like that.
That's true.
It did.
That's cute.
It did.
It can't be helped.
You passed!
What happened after that?
I took it off myself and...
And?
That's it.
That's it and it's stuck again.
It was a little too sweet of a judgment, but...
With all their might and hotchkiss, they got 200,000 bells in total!
After this, Lisa will...
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like this.
Lisa, you said you were embarrassed with the members, didn't you?
Oh, but after that, I talked with Seki-chan.
Yes, but she didn't give me anything at the time.
Huh?
She didn't give you anything?
But she was like, "What's up with you, senpai?"
The chairman character, Yumiko Gaichou, has been established for a while now.
But you've always had Sugai, the young lady character.
No, not at all.
But recently, I've been told I'm Sugai-sama, and it makes me feel lonely.
Soon you'll have a confrontation.
Huh?
Is it okay?
Certainly.
Yumiko Gaichou, how do you feel about confronting Sugai-sama?
If it looks like fun...
Is it okay?
How about you, Sugai-sama?
Oh, thank you!
Oh, is it okay?
Well, we have two great sponsors, so if we can do it soon...
So, next episode!
Keyakizaka 46 Young Lady Character Deciding Match!
What's "kura-kura"?!
Young Lady episode with one blow?!