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Tonight's match is over.
The members will play a game of "gachinko" to determine who wins or loses.
If you lose, you have to do it again. If you don't do it again, you have to do it again.
Don't miss the hot battle.
This week has started again. Keyaki is Harada and Inaue who can't write and who can't write.
They are this week's Keyaki-chan.
One, two...
Sane-san, please!
Cute, cute.
So, this week's first challenger is this person.
It's Onuma-san.
I'll introduce what Onuma-chan wants.
What is it?
What you want is this.
What is it?
This is Benjamin's tree.
Benjamin's tree is Benjamin's, so shouldn't you return it?
You're funny.
No way!
This product has a shiny and fine leaf.
Benjamin is popular as a marine plant.
It is said to be a tree that brings good luck, but it is also known as a tree that kills dreams.
It is said to be wrapped in other trees and eventually cover the whole thing and wither away.
Scary, scary.
Why Benjamin?
Was anything good?
I looked up "tree" and Benjamin came up.
"Tree"?
You said it first!
This time, will they compete for the product they hope for?
If they get permission from Sabe-san, it will be a fair competition, but...
What will Onuma-chan do to get Sabe-san's approval?
My parents are fishermen, so I want my dad to deliver fish to Sabe-san.
That's great!
Then take Benjamin with you!
No, no!
I'll buy eight Benjamins!
I'll buy ten Benjamins!
By the way, I'm on the phone with someone right now.
Hello!
No way!
Is that so?
He's Onuma-chan's dad, right?
Dad?!
Dad!
Dad, it's nice to meet you.
Hello!
Dad!
It's Onuma-san! Nice to meet you!
It's like a Yankee!
What kind of fish is delicious at this time of year?
It's bluefin tuna season right now.
That's great!
I caught a good one today, so I'd like to give it to you.
Thank you!
It's delicious!
I'm going to buy a tree for my daughter.
Yes!
Can I exchange it for a tree?
Yes, please do your best!
Dad! Dad!
It's a coincidence!
What kind of conversation do you usually have with your daughter?
Well...
Um...
She's kind of rebellious.
Rebellious?
Even at home?
Dad, you're so funny!
When the new coronavirus calms down,
can we go on location?
To Shizuoka.
Yes, I'd love to!
Yes, you can!
We'd love to!
Lastly, can you say something to your daughter?
Do your best, rebellious girl!
I think it's time for a confrontation.
You can do it, rebellious girl!
She only talks like a rebellious girl.
Thank you, Dad!
Thank you!
As you can see in the magazine,
it's a battle of rebellious side-jumping that she's good at!
The one who touches the line more than 20 seconds wins!
After watching the last episode,
I practiced even more,
so I'm definitely going to win!
You practiced?
Yes, I practiced at home.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Rebellious side-jumping by Onuma-chan!
Ready...
Huh?
That's Onuma-style!
Ready...
Set...
Go!
Go for it! Go for it!
- You can do it! - Go! Go!
- Whoa, she's fast! - Wow, she's good at this!
- That was fast! - She's pretty fast!
- Go for it! - Hmm? She's faster now.
- Wow! Wow! - Something's not right.
- Go for it! Go! Go! - Go! Go!
- You can do it! - Yeah!
- Go for it! Go! Go! - Try not to move your arms!
- Don't move your arms! - Yeah, my arms...
- Gotta turn my arms... - Whoa!
- She was good! - Wow!
- You're awesome! - She's really fast!
- She's faster now! - You were fast!
- Yeah... - The latest time record is...
55 times!
Wow!
55 times...
Well...
I think I can do it.
Oh...
Then, Sabe-san's half-jumping and side-jumping.
Ready...
Stop it!
Go for it! Go for it!
What's this!?
Go for it! Go for it!
Isn't she losing a lot of time?
Go for it!
Time's up!
Sabe-san's record is...
48 times!
So, this match is...
Onemo-chan's victory!
Thank you!
Wait a minute, Sabe-san.
What's going on?
There was a tape here.
What!?
That's...
Well...
It's a brand-new pair of shoes,
and I borrowed them,
so that I don't stain them.
Is it for this?
Then, I'll say you won.
Of course!
Just tell me how many Benjamins you have.
Thirteen.
Thirteen?!
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And now, Morita has been drawing Sabe's face for three weeks in order to please him.
It's almost done.
What kind of measures are you taking?
Well, I'm drawing Sabe's personal Tsubo-science for these three weeks.
Will Morita continue to draw?
The next challenger is Osano.
The product Sabe wants to buy is Canon's Renore.
And the method to please him is...
I'll solve Sabe's problems for you.
You'll solve my problems for me?
Yes, I studied psychology for a while.
Osano will solve Sabe's problems for you while taking notes.
What are your problems?
My problems...
I'm very indecisive.
Even if I go out for a meal and can't decide anything, I'm always late.
I can't decide anything.
What should I do?
I want to fix my indecisiveness.
I don't think I need to fix it.
I want to choose the path of being an entertainer.
If you are married and have important decisions in your life,
don't blame yourself for small things in your daily life.
Enjoy your life full of choices.
Thank you.
Can I have 20,000 yen?
I only have 20,000 yen in my hand.
You seem to like it, so let's start the battle.
Socks and high socks battle.
The winner is the one who takes off her high socks faster without using her hands.
When I was in high school, I took off my socks every day without using my hands.
I'm good at it.
I think I can win because of the difference in the friction of the surface.
You have a sling, so you can't get caught?
She's smart.
When you finish, raise your hands and say "Yes". That's the signal for the end.
I'm embarrassed and don't want to do it.
Do I have to do it?
If you don't do it, it's not over.
I see.
Let's do it.
Ready, go!
Go for it!
She's fast!
She didn't get caught at all!
She's fast!
She's really fast!
What?
You're lame!
You're late!
Why did you choose this?
Rei-chan, do you want to do it one more time?
Yes, I do.
Say "Please" to the surface.
If it's a big fish, it's okay, right?
Yes.
You know what I said earlier, right?
I'll send you fish from Kagoshima.
Your father is not a fisherman!
Will your parents buy you fish from a fish market?
She got a second chance!
She also got a chance to wear only one leg.
I think I can do it.
Yes, you're really fast.
You're lame!
I don't want to lose.
You're lame!
It doesn't matter.
I'll do it.
Ready...
Start!
You're lame!
But you can't raise your hands.
What is this game?
I'm going to send you fish from Hoshiba.
That's the rule, right?
Yes.
The next challenger is Sato.
Before the match between hope products and table lamps, how do you get in a good mood?
I'll sing a song I wrote.
Then there's no game, right?
Welcome back.
What is it, Sorbet?
I think there are children, too.
I'll sing a song I can easily and happily write.
Can you show me once?
I want to see it.
It's "Sorbet's song" written by Sato.
One table lamp fell down.
Let me stop.
I'll go home.
Please call a taxi.
She wrote it to the end, but it's pretty good.
If you write it in such a short time, you'll lose your position as a runrun.
Even though I'm writing a song...
Is that all, Sato?
My father used to be a chef.
He did.
I see.
I'll make anything you want to eat with me.
That's nice.
I'll send your favorite fish to your house.
You can make anything you want with it.
Wait a minute.
Sato, did you get your father's permission?
To get their father to tell them what's going on, Sabe will solve the problem!
The solution is a quiz in which Sato is taught by his father, who is a chef.
From now on, you two will eat the same beef stew and guess what seasoning is used in it.
Hiding the taste that is difficult to guess is a high score!
First of all, you two will taste it and check the taste.
Please taste it carefully and see what's in it.
Thank you for the meal.
Is this only a standard dish?
I wonder what it is.
Thank you for the meal.
It's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
However, even if you eat it normally, you will never get 14 of them.
That's right.
Can they guess the 14 seasonings in this stew?
Let's start with Sato.
First of all, Shi-chan, please answer.
Red wine.
Is it coming from there?
It's red wine, isn't it?
Red wine is included in it.
It's delicious.
It's one point.
It's definitely included in it.
It's a standard dish.
Next is Sabe.
Please answer.
Worcestershire sauce.
Worcestershire sauce is included in it.
That's right.
By the way, the score is...
Good job, Inoue!
I'm getting angry!
Inoue made me dance!
I'm getting angry!
Xi-chan, can you go next?
Ketchup.
Ketchup?
It looks like it'll go in.
My father sometimes adds a little bit of it.
As a secret ingredient?
He adds it as a secret ingredient.
Then, for the ketchup...
It goes in...
It...
Goes in!
That's a nice face!
I'm getting angry!
That's a nice face!
Then, for the can...
It looks like tomato puree.
Tomato puree?
Tomato puree.
Then, for the tomato puree...
It...
Goes in...
It...
Goes in!
Good job!
That's a good score!
It goes in!
It's in!
I was wrong. I put it in a weird place.
All right!
You're good!
How was it, Sato?
Did you all know what we've come up with so far?
- Mmm... - Oh, yes.
- Oh? - Rina-chan!
- Muemura's really good at this! - She's really good!
- Rina-chan! - Oh, yes!
- Did you know? - Yes!
- That's amazing! - If it's Fat Quarter, we can't say anything!
- Kira-chan, are you confident about this? - Can I say it? It looks like a potato...
- No, no, no! - I see!
- Were you listening to the rules?! - Yes!
- It's a seasoning! - Yes!
- It's not a vegetable!
In the third round, both teams got all of them right!
The score is 6-2, and Sabe is in the lead!
Will Sato be driven into a corner or not?!
- It's chocolate! - It's chocolate!
- It's a hidden flavor! - A hidden flavor!
- Is there chocolate in it?
- Is there... - Is there...
- Yes! - Yes!
- We got it! - We got it!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- We got it with the hidden flavor! - We got it with the hidden flavor!
- What's the score? - It's a curious score...
- What's the score of chocolate? - What's the score of chocolate?
- No way! - No way!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- It's 6-2! - Wow!
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's reversed! - It's reversed!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
Sabe, I hope you'll do your best next time. Please give us the count.
Sesame?
There's no sesame.
What's with that response?
There's no sesame.
Then I'll announce it.
Sesame is...
Not included.
That's fast!
The final round.
Sato, spread your lead with additional points.
Last.
If that's the case, Sato will win.
"satoukibi" (sugarcane)
It's not included!
Maybe. I don't know the answer, though.
"kurozato" (black sugar)
Would you like to see it?
Yes.
Then, I'll announce it.
"kurozato" is...
included...
now...
Correct!
Now, that means...
"sii-chan" got 12 points and "sabe-san" got 6 points.
"sii-chan" won!
It's been a while, but...
Would you like to ask the other members?
I'd like to.
Then, Uemura-kun?
Yes. I'm very confident.
Right? Uemura, what is it?
"natsumegu" (summer megu)
That kind of thing?
"natsumegu" is...
You have a nice face.
included...
now...
"sei-han" (summer megu)
You got it! "sei-han" (summer megu)
This is frustrating!
This might be the worst one you've gotten so far!
I'm sorry!
By the way, as you can see, the other correct answers are...
and...
"sabe-san" was also impressed by "natsumegu".
The last challenger is...
"tamura" (black sugar)
Before we start the challenge, how can we take a commemorative photo?
I think I'm good at finding angles of members and taking photos of them.
So I look for "sabe-san"'s coolness, cuteness and good angles of "sabe-san" and take photos of them.
Can you do it?
Is there anything else?
I don't think "sabe-san" can do it.
You can't take cool photos of "sabe-san", can you?
If "sabe-san" thinks "sabe-san" is cool, I think I can do it.
There are other things like "sabe-san"'s delicious fish.
That's a good one!
It's not just about fish!
We will compete in badminton.
It's a close match!
In a simple badminton match, the one who scores 5 points first will win.
"kono-chan", how do you feel?
I want to win for sure, so I will defeat "sabe- san" for sure.
Good luck!
"sabe-san", are you confident of winning?
I'm confident, too!
I always played badminton with "keiko" and "makoto".
Oh, badminton?
I often played it in front of "keiko" and "keiko's" house.
Let's start! Ready, start!
Good luck!
"kono-chan", good luck!
Good luck!
I didn't know "kono-chan" could play "zengo".
You can do it!
She's good!
She's a genius!
Wait a minute!
She's shaking a lot!
You can do it!
She's not that good!
No, no, no!
Let's go!
You can do it!
That was close!
Now, Honosu has only 2 points left, right?
Yes.
From here, it's a comeback of Serbe and a tie of 3 to 3!
After this, the match will finally be decided!
Let's go!
Do your best!
This is beautiful!
Kono-chan, this is your match point.
Huh? This is bad! I'm going to lose?!
It's 3 to 4!
Do your best!
Do your best! Do your best!
You can do it!
This match is Hono's victory!
Kono-chan, my whole body hurts!
That's it for today's Serbe Show Battle!
Serbe-san, please pay 45,000 yen!
Thank you for waiting!
Morita and Hokuto's painting is complete!
Lastly, let's look at Serbe's portrait drawn by Morita and Hokuto for three weeks in a row!
Serbe's portrait, please!
Cute!
Serbe and his son look like this!
Scary!
Envious...
Family-like!
Yes, it is!
I finished my portrait, so I drew a personal portrait of Tsubo.
You can draw like this!
Personal portrait of Tsubo!
You are good at it!
My favorite one is "Benjamin the Eighth".
She forgot about Benjamin!
Yes, she did!
My favorite one is "Satoukibi".
"Satoukibi"!
The film on the back of my shoes is really good!
Oh, you did "high" and "next"!
All my memories of this recording are in it!
Wow!
I'm happy!
It's worth it!
Really?
Yes!
Thank you!
I'm glad you like it!
By the way, I have a favor to ask you.
Inoue and Harada worked so hard today!
They worked hard for many weeks!
Would you like to receive an award?
I've never received an award!
The rule "award" started after I quit my job!
So you two have nothing to do with each other!
Does it mean that Harada and Inoue won't receive an award today?
No way!
Pien!
You keep saying "Pien"!
I said "Pien"!
Did you say "Pien" now?
Don't say "Pien" on this show again!
Don't say "Pien" anymore!
"Pien"!
Anyway, you two worked so hard!
Yes, we did!
And then...
Keyakizaka 46 Unlucky Award!
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Next episode, we'll introduce unlucky episodes we've experienced so far!
Who is Keyakizaka 46's unlucky member?