AISubs v3.5
Tonight's match is going to be a close match between Serbe and his teammates!
Can Serbe, who has lost 3 matches in a row, stop Serbe from winning?
By the way, last week, Serbe wasn't praised well and the match ended in a draw between Sugai and...
Morita, who promised Serbe not to show his ugly face, is staying in the country this week...
Bakkon!
This week's guests are Harada and Inoue, who can't draw at all!
And these are the members of the second week!
Serbe-san, are you cool?
Hikaru-chan, how do you feel?
I feel good.
Are you going to show your ears?
Are you going to show your middle ear?
You're going to hide it until the end, aren't you?
Like last week, we're going to have a showdown with Serbe-san!
Serbe-san of the second week is really cool!
He's shining!
The members who weren't here last week were like, "What is he praising like that?"
What is this?
The members will have a showdown with Serbe for the first time!
If they lose, the members will get what they want as presents!
Serbe and Imon Battle!
This week's top batter is...
Serbe!
Serbe-san!
Here is what you want, Lisa-san!
This is "Salonia Steam Moisture Straight Iron".
Two-step steam makes your hair shiny.
By the state of your hair, two-step steam sets your hair until you are satisfied with it.
Steam particles penetrate deep into your hair and...
I can't do anything!
It also gives your hair a sweet feeling.
Why do you need this?
I wanted to buy a new hair iron...
and it said that it's gentle for your hair...
so I chose it because I wanted it.
So you've already bought it for Serbe-san?
Yes, I have.
I'll buy it for you.
Come to my school later.
I'll give you 6,000 yen.
Isn't it too sweet for Lisa?
6,000 yen is fine, right?
No, you can't.
Serbe-san, you said you'd buy it for me, right?
Why can't you show it to the members?
That's a great question!
I see.
I see. I'm sorry.
Before we start, what can you do for Serbe-san?
I'll praise Serbe-san on my blog.
There was someone who praised you right away.
That's really cool.
But it wasn't enough.
That's good. I'll do it on my blog.
Blogs feel good!
I'll think of an ideal blog for you to have a pleasant confrontation with Sabe.
I want you to emphasize "interesting" more.
Today, Sabe-san's sense is overflowing with laughter.
Keyaki-zaka is full of laughter.
I want you to become a laughter-zaka.
I'll update my blog tomorrow.
Please check out Isa's blog.
We'll play against Mario Kart.
Isa-san, why did you choose this confrontation?
I've been playing a lot of games during my self- sufficiency period.
I thought I could beat Sabe-san with this, so I chose this.
Let's play against each other!
Sabe will play Mario, and Isa will play the machine she usually uses.
Let's play! Ready, go!
Wait a minute! I can't do it at all!
Wait a minute!
Sabe-san, you can do it!
Yes!
You can do it!
Wow, what's going on?
You can do it!
Wait a minute!
But Sabe-san...
It's a great match, but it doesn't get any better.
Isa is one step ahead of her self-sufficiency period.
Sabe-san, you can do it!
Where are you going, Lisa? Where are you going?
You're quite far away.
Are we quite far apart?
I got caught once when I was setting up.
I got caught once.
You can do it!
I'm taking it easy.
You can do it!
Seeing how slow Mario and Sabe are, they wait for him to catch up.
You can do it!
Huh?
Sabe-san!
You did it!
You said you'd wait for me!
I don't know what's going on!
What's going on?
It's the last lap.
I really don't need this guy! He's like Donkey Kong!
He's in my way!
You can do it!
You can do it, Sabe-san!
Where are you going?
Lisa is in first place and Sabe-san is in sixth place.
You're in first and sixth place.
You're in my way!
You can do it!
You're fast!
You don't read other people's computers?!
Lisa, they're waiting for you!
Wait for me, Lisa!
Sabe-san!
Wait for me, Lisa!
He's coming!
Lisa, wait for me!
He's dangerous!
He got away!
Where is he?
He got away!
Oh no!
What's going on?!
Oh no!
What's going on?!
Oh no!
She succeeded in another shortcut!
The match continues to the last start!
You can do it!
Go! Go! Go!
You won!
You did it!
Just before the goal, she dodged Lisa's shot!
And now...
It's a big comeback victory!
So, there's no meeting in the room?!
It was a good battle, but...
In close combat...
For a long time...
In close combat...
For a long time in close combat...
It was a good battle, wasn't it?!
Shut up...
But it's nice, isn't it?
The moment you reached the goal, you two jumped...
It was good.
Really...
It was close, but...
In the end...
It was close, but...
In the end, it was close, but...
Lisa waited for you about two times, didn't she?!
That's right!
Did you have a car trouble?!
Was it bad?!
No, I was waiting for the service.
This is kindness!
But you don't have to be so serious about it...
In the end, you didn't get the iron, did you?!
I didn't get it, either...
But you said you'd give her 6,000 yen...
Well...
But I guess I'll give you this...
But what about the MC's words?
I can't do it...
He's doing his best!
I feel sorry for her, so I'll give you this!
The MC will definitely do it!
Especially, Hanada is strict with Lisa!
He's strict!
Please!
Remember this later!
I won't forget it!
It's noisy everywhere!
I might not be able to do it!
Up until now, Sugai-sama has been supporting her team in order to win a match.
- You haven't played against me yet, right? - That's right.
- Shall we play against you? - Yay! Thank you very much!
Sugai-sama's match is...
"Ice water endurance match"!
Wow, that's pretty intense!
Sugai-san, why did you choose this match?
After a live show, I always ice my legs with ice cream.
Also, I try to take cold water baths every day.
I heard it's good for your health, and I heard it gives you an aura.
- That's why I take cold water baths. - That's why you looked so bright today, Sugai-san.
- Really? - You two look like you're in love.
- You look beautiful from the right side, Sugai - san. - Really?
I'm embarrassed! What should I do? You're cooler than me!
I'm embarrassed!
- You two, hurry up and put on your ice water swimsuits! - She's angry!
The match has begun, so we'll now begin the match!
- Are you two ready? - Yes!
By the way, Sabe-san, there's something like a TV scale, so please don't put it up too high.
- I know! - Please don't put it up too high.
- Why do you have to say things like that? - Inoue-san, from your perspective, how low is the scale?
- One minute... - One minute?!
- One minute?! One minute for this?! - Please!
Are you directing Terry Ito?
One minute?!
Ready...
Go for it!
It's cold! I can't do it anymore!
It's cold!
It hurts!
My mouth!
It hurts more than usual!
It hurts!
I think my legs are going to come off!
It hurts!
Sugai is...
It hurts!
I think I can't do it anymore!
Everyone!
I'm going to lift you up!
It hurts!
Sugai is amazing!
Sugai wins!
Yay!
It hurts!
By the way, it was 46 seconds earlier!
Oh, 46 seconds!
I'm sorry!
Were you able to do it?
I was able to do it!
On the contrary, I feel like my legs are coming off!
The next challenger is this person!
Chairman!
I'm sorry!
Chairman Yumiko wants this glass!
What do you drink with it?
Romane Conti?
Water...
Water?
On the contrary, it's amazing!
It's not Romane Conti, it's water!
It's 5,500 yen!
That's amazing!
Before the battle, what would you like to do to make Serbe-san happy?
I heard that Serbe-san's daughter has started training...
I'll go hand over the bell!
Will you give us money??
Hey, chairman!
Will you give us a handstand or something like that?
Will you do it for us?
Yes!
Hey, pick up your daughters!
It's so wide!
You're making me look bad!
- How much? - How much do you want?
- She's a real rich woman. - She said she's a rich woman.
- She looks like a rich woman. - She said she's a rich woman.
- Then, 300,000 yen. - Oh, it's okay.
- Boss! - Boss, is it okay?
- It's okay. It's a competition. - Of course!
- Let's do it! - Mr. Serbe, how do you explain this money to your daughters?
Still, Yumiko will explain it to you. She's a woman.
She's the chairman who's really taking care of you.
She gave you money, so use it wisely.
In the future, you'll work under Chairman Yumiko, right?
The competition between Chairman Yumiko and Glass is...
"Twist Quiz Competition"!
Two questions and you win!
First question of "Twist Quiz"! Here you go!
Mr. Kobayashi is in love.
Takemoto is in Thailand.
What will Mr. Ishimori get?
- It's so easy! - What is it?
- Squid. - Squid.
What is it?
- There's nothing at all. - Wow!
By the way, Yumiko, what does this mean?
The first and last letters.
- Of the name? - Yes.
The picture is so small.
I couldn't see it at all.
"Twist Quiz Competition"!
Next question! Here you go!
- April 6th. - I couldn't see it at all.
The numbers are lined up.
On July 7th, the numbers are lined up again.
Um...
What?
What is this?
Speaking of April 6th...
No, it's not.
Do you want me to give you a hint?
She said it first.
I can't stand it anymore.
Go ahead.
I said April 6th, but it's not like that.
It's not?
Yes.
You read it in a mean way, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Yes, you did.
The number at the top is not April 6th, but four- sixths.
Did you get an OK for four-sixths in elementary school?
No, I didn't.
Yes, you didn't.
Then, go ahead.
Yes.
Um...
Can you be quiet for a moment?
Wait a minute.
Um...
You're getting ahead of yourself.
Um...
Yes.
Sine?
Ah!
Correct!
(Applause)
You're the best.
I did it.
I'm sorry.
Take each of them as a fraction.
Instead of leaving it as it is,
if you reverse it, it will be like this.
(Camera shutter)
Take each of them as letters.
If you guess "one," "two," and "three,"
the answer will be "sine."
You got four-sixths earlier than you did now, didn't you?
Yes, you're right.
You're right.
So, you wanted to get it from there, didn't you?
But you're cool, too, so do your best for the next one!
Maybe, but if it wasn't for that timing...
(Laughter)
(Camera shutter)
(Laughter)
(Camera shutter)
The next match is Rika!
She wants meat and sweets, but...
What's her secret for this match?
I'm a fortune-teller.
(Laughter)
You're a fortune-teller?
I've studied a lot.
What?
Can you see?
So you're a fortune-teller now, Rika?
Yes, I am.
(Laughter)
She says, "Yes, I am."
That's why she's a fortune-teller!
The line below is called "oyabunhada" line.
Oyabunhada line?
I've never heard of it.
Oyabunhada!
It's like a younger brother line in the entertainment world.
It's really helpful.
Oh, really?
What else?
The line in the middle is called "talent line".
This one?
It's called "talent line".
What did you say?
Talent line.
Talent line?
I wasn't that close, but I couldn't hear you.
I could only hear you say "electricity and city line".
I couldn't hear you say "electricity and city line" in the middle.
Talent line, right?
Let me see...
You have a lot of lines on your hands.
It's like magic.
The line below is called "bad rating line".
Bad rating line?
It's like you suddenly have internal organs problem.
It's like you suddenly have liver problem.
Liver problem!
It's like you suddenly become a host.
But I like this year.
You like this year?
It's a good year once in every 50 years.
Once in every 50 years?
Me?
This is the year when I was dead.
Now, it's time for the competition.
Rika has prepared "hide-and-seek".
I've been good at hide-and-seek since I was little.
I won't lose to Sabe-san.
So, I want to play hide-and-seek.
Sabe-san and Rika-san will play "hide-and-seek".
They will hide in a corner and count the time until they are found.
First of all, Sabe-san will play hide-and-seek.
While Sabe-san is hiding,
Pei-chan, please wear an eye mask.
This is a zombie mask.
It's a legendary mask.
Oh, no!
Will I become a zombie?
What's your name?
My name is Noburiko Uta.
What's your favorite food?
Bread!
It doesn't sound like a zombie, but it's funny.
Well then, Mr. Sawabe, please hide.
Anywhere is fine, isn't it?
Yes.
In the studio?
Yes, that's right.
As a result of searching in the studio,
in the space where artists usually are,
she borrows a jersey and helmet,
and plans to surpass artists.
Are you ready, Ms. Arika?
Yes.
Here we go.
Ready, start!
I don't know at all.
Where is Ms. Sawabe going?
I don't know. Where is it?
Is it in the studio?
It's about to start.
Ms. Sawabe is heading in the direction of hiding.
Where is it?
There seems to be a lot of places to hide in that area.
I'm looking for it in the back.
Where is it?
You can do it!
And she's heading to the back of the studio.
Where is it?
You can do it!
Where is it?
She's heading to the back of the studio.
Where is it?
You can do it!
Where is it?
Look around thoroughly.
The time limit is three minutes.
That means there are two minutes left.
Yes.
It's not even half past yet.
There's still time.
Ms. Sawabe, hurry up!
There's still plenty of time.
She's heading to the opposite side.
She's pointing at something with a chopsticks stick.
Is it this way?
Ms. Sawabe's style.
What is it?
Is it a camera storage?
She's searching for it in the studio, but it's hard to find it.
There's only one minute left.
Will Ms. Sawabe be able to escape in three minutes?
Look closely.
Look at it carefully.
While she's saying "look closely", she's staring at the clock.
30 seconds left!
She did it!
I'm surprised!
You two, please go back!
She's getting used to it! She's really used to it!
I'm surprised!
She's not trying to come at all!
Mr. Sabe! Mr. Sabe!
You... You come out!
You're too late!
I did it in one shot! I came close to you!
I didn't know it at all!
I thought you'd find out right away!
Pei-chan's record for now is 2 minutes and 31 seconds!
Isn't it good? Isn't it too late?
That's right!
After this, Rika hides!
Hiding competition! High school exchange!
Rika is hiding behind Mr. Wodogu's luggage!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Ready... Start!
This way!
You can do it! You can do it!
Go!
Where did Mr. Sabe go?
How is it?
You're good!
I found you! I found you! I found you!
You're wrong! You're wrong!
It's not Pei-chan!
You're wrong!
I'm sorry!
It's this way!
Let's go to the back.
I'm looking around.
Do you usually have this many things?
It's pretty and cute.
It's nice, Sabe-san.
I found you!
You're cute!
This week's guest.
You're not here!
One minute has passed.
One minute has passed?
She's not here.
I thought she was on this side.
She's everywhere.
Sabe-san, you found her on the other side of the hill.
Yes.
Only time has passed.
She's nowhere to be found.
Oh no! She's not here!
Please look for her.
Is she here?
She's nowhere to be found.
It's a good match.
But you're looking for her a lot.
She's nowhere to be found!
If she's not here, you'll win.
You're just wandering around the studio.
She's nowhere to be found!
You can do it!
No way!
You can do it!
Oh!
Where is Sabe-san?
She's nowhere to be found!
You found her!
How do you know?
This is a good match, isn't it?
It's a good match.
I found her!
It's a very good match.
Now, you two, please come back.
With a very small voice...
How do you know?
Adults' hide-and-seek battle!
The winner is...
The current record is...
Rika-san, 2 minutes and 28 seconds!
3 seconds difference.
Wow!
It's a very good match!
It's a good match.
I'm very happy to win hide-and-seek!
You won't get any meat, will you?
I want it!
No, you lost.
At Pei-san's school, she said "I want to eat meat and chocolate today, so I'll be serious today."
"I'll be serious today"?
She always says "I'll be serious"!
Why does she say "I'll be serious today"?
Now, it's a serious hide-and-seek battle!