AISubs v3.5
Bang! We're starting today as well.
I'm Keiki Ittani. I'm Shuka. I'm Shiba.
Nice to meet you.
They are Keikichan and...
One, two...
Distance.
While keeping their distance, we're back in the studio.
It's been a while.
I'm happy that we're back in the studio.
By the way...
It's about how we sit.
It's a rule of IZ*ONE.
Last time, after the MC went into the studio,
the members talked about how to sit.
I want to make a rule about how we sit.
Do you know how to do it?
Should we do it next?
Can you do it?
I did it properly.
She did it properly.
The actual show starts two minutes before.
Good morning.
The members stand up according to the studio rules.
Can Smile do it properly?
Let's sit down.
She was glancing at me.
So I thought I should say "sit down" to her.
But she was hesitating and said "shall we sit down?"
Let's sit down.
I thought she would say it.
Elchida-san skipped and came in.
I skipped and came in.
Elchida-san promised to skip and come in
Zusschi promised to skip and come in.
Thank you.
She skipped and came in.
You remembered it well.
I'm really glad.
I happened to see it the other day.
I thought I should skip and come in.
You have a chance to be cute.
You have many chances.
That's right.
I haven't been told what I'm going to do for this week's show.
You don't know what you're going to do?
Are you serious?
I'm not crazy.
I changed my clothes.
We did a battle for a prize.
We did it.
We did it, didn't we?
Suave-jiwara's reward.
The winner of the Suave show will get what they want.
Suave-jiwara and Suave-san will have a fierce battle.
Suave-shou Taiman battle.
I thought it was all over.
The members who didn't participate in the battle said they wanted to have a battle with Suave-san.
Did you say that?
I said I wanted to win against Suave-san.
I've always wanted to do it.
You haven't done it yet, have you?
I haven't done it yet.
You know how it is in the media, don't you?
He's the only one judging.
He's full of motivation.
I'm not in a position to judge.
Is there anyone who can host?
Anyone?
Don't say it all of a sudden.
Good morning.
Are you two going to do it for me?
Yes, of course.
Inoue was a perfect host last time, too.
What do you mean?
If Inoue is here, it's for sure.
What do you mean? You didn't have any reason to call him for the title.
Four years ago in Harada, I thought he looked like Goto.
What do you mean?
I thought Goto and Goto had the same personality.
I thought you were more suitable for hosting.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
So, this time...
This old and young duo will host.
Can you say the title call?
Please.
Please Give Me, too.
SABE SHOW SABE TIME BATTLE
You've improved.
Please Give Me, too.
You said it all.
No, no, no.
I thought you'd say it like that because it's about SABE.
As expected of the members.
I know about SABE.
So, this time...
We've prepared a secret plan for each of you.
There are so many of you.
In order to hold a battle for about 5,000 yen...
With the secret plan prepared by the members...
They'll satisfy SABE, who doesn't know how to ride a bike.
Even if I win, I won't get it.
Who am I talking to?
They're talking to each other.
Please look forward to it!
Are you looking forward to it?
This program is brought to you by SONY MUSIC.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
The first challenger is this person.
What's up with her?
She's not saying anything.
I'll introduce what I want for "chikemon".
She's calling it "chikemon".
Here it is.
It's Pokemon Sword software.
Pokemon Sword, huh?
Do you want it?
I do. I hope I can have a match with my little brother.
I'll give you mine. I used to play it.
Really?
Yeah, it's my shield.
Can I have it?
Sure. Okay, you can have it.
But you said you wanted a shield, right?
I don't know what it is, but it's not a shield.
It's a sword.
You said you wanted a sword.
It's different from what you said, right?
Yes, it's different.
Is there a reason you chose this product, "chikemon"?
I told you!
I told you, didn't I?
Yes, you did.
I told you, didn't I?
Now, let's see what Takemoto has prepared for Serve.
I'm good at sewing, so I made a pouch.
Wow!
Can you take it for me?
I'll get the pouch, so you want me to compete with you?
If I lose with the pouch, it's about 5,000 or 6,000 yen, right?
I can't let you go now, so please.
It's social distance.
Can you take it for me?
I was surprised.
You can do it!
Can you be more cute?
Can you, Mr. Sano?
Can you be more cute?
You've been making something.
Yes, I did.
Wow!
Only you can have this, right?
That's right.
Actually, when I was in elementary school,
I made all of them with the remaining articles of the costumes of the dance I had learned.
It's a souvenir.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing, but I don't like it. I'll quit.
No, no, that's...
The dance articles of elementary school are a little scary.
It's not what I was wearing.
Do we have to pay 5,000 yen for it?
Yes, we do.
Then, I'll make it up to the characters you like.
If you say so, will you make it up to me?
But if you look closely, there's a dot at the top of your head.
It's like you're a god.
It's like you're a deity.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Tatemoto will compete against Pokemon software.
It's a ping-pong match at Wii Sports Resort, which he used to play with his brother a lot in the past.
Let's do it.
Ready, go!
What do you mean, "ready, go"?
Has it already started?
Yes.
Has it already started?
Go for it!
What's that?
Wow!
Hey! Look!
Is this okay? This is so much fun!
I don't remember softball being this fun 11 years ago!
You can do it!
Your serve is good.
Damn it!
This is a good one-on-one match.
Hey! Stop it!
Damn it!
How is my serve?
What do you mean "how is it"?
You're losing!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
You can do it!
Go! Go! Go!
There you go!
Yes!
That was amazing!
It was a good match.
That was a really good shot.
It's 2-2 now.
You're good!
Here, Sobe gets excited!
After this, she gets another point!
You're good, Sobe!
Yeah.
You can do it!
It's really fast!
He's good!
He's really good!
It's a match point!
He's fast!
We should've brought Mima Ito with us!
It's a match point in no time!
Will the game be decided like this?
Wow, he's moving!
He's spinning!
You put too much strength into it.
It's getting interesting now.
Sae-san, are you okay?
I've been chasing you for a while now.
Stop saying that.
What is this?
It can't be.
It's a deuce.
It's suddenly getting difficult.
It's a deuce.
That's right. It's a tie.
If you get two more points, you win.
Oh, no.
This is bad.
I'm not in a good mood.
Oh, no. That's dangerous.
Oh, you're good.
You won!
I didn't think it would be such a good game.
It's a deuce!
That was fast!
Takemoto is in the lead.
If Takemoto scores here, it's a win.
Chikemon won by 8 to 6!
Chikemon, how was it?
I've never met such a strong opponent.
The next challenger is Sugai, who was full of motivation from the opening!
Here is what we want from you, Sugai!
This is a talking earthenware.
Using the latest AR technology,
installing a dedicated smartphone app,
and scanning earthenware with a camera,
you can enjoy various genres, such as culture, animals, construction, etc., while you are at home.
While you are at home, you can travel all over the world!
It's like Santa Claus!
It's like Santa Claus in a van!
So, what is the secret that Sugai has prepared for us to compete on "Talking Earth"?!
I will praise a lot of good points!
I will praise you a lot!
Are you ready?
It's been a while since I met you, Sahame-san, and I'm a little cool and nervous!
But, you know...
This basket wear suits you very well.
And, you know...
You can also see your usual slender hair.
Yes, it's very artistic!
And, you know...
You still have that wild and cool hair style!
Please compete with me for the first time in a while!
Ah, I won't!
Hey!
But, sniggering... sniggering!
If you do that, I'm not happy right now!
Don't you have more? More, more!
It's been a while since you were in a good mood!
Ah, somehow, during the self-restraint period, you were a little red-faced.
Red-faced? In what way?
Eh, you have a very...
red-faced face.
Well, I'm not a youngster who's been in a situation like that recently, you know.
Well, I need you to think of something more proper.
Well, lastly, if you could say one thing that you think Serves-san would be able to do.
Eh?
What is it?
"Eh?" Isn't it cute?
"Eh?" It's already a "eh?"
Eh? What is it, Yuka?
Ah, really...
Um...
As expected of the sixth generation.
In general...
As expected of the sixth generation.
Serves-san's acting ability...
No one can beat it.
His...
Eh?
That sounded weird, didn't it?
It's the first time I've heard it.
Eh?
It sounded like a toy bird.
Yes.
Eh?
Please go back to your seat for now.
The match against Snyte will be reserved for now.
The next challenger is Hikaru-chan!
Ah, you got off?
You're going to introduce Hikaru-chan, right?
You haven't said it before, right?
Hikaru-chan!
Run-chan!
Where did you go?
Hikaru-chan!
What were you doing?
I'm sorry.
Did you think it wasn't you?
Yes.
Then, I'll introduce what Runrun wants.
Ah, Runrun.
What Runrun wants is this!
What is this?
This product is...
A sword shield with "pocket monster" and "sword shield" which is a huge success.
It's a Messon's sword shield plush toy.
Every night, I hug this Messon and say "I mean, I got it !"
What are you going to do in order to get Serbe's mood up ?
I'm going to draw a portrait of Serbe.
Are you going to draw it now ?
Yes, during production.
During production ?
Let's look forward to Serbe's completion.
In the past, let's take a look at the works drawn by Serbe.
It's like a portrait of Pokemon.
It's really good !
Is it drawn by a computer ?
No, it's drawn by a marker called "copic".
It's really good !
There is a Pokemon.
It's good !
It's like a page from a magazine.
It's really good.
Serbe-san, would you like to have a competition with me ?
Yes, of course.
It's totally different from Sugaino.
You look cool when you are angry like that.
Are you making fun of me ?
Damn it !
Now, the competition between Serbe and Morita is "Pokemon Knowledge Competition".
The one who answers the quiz about Pokemon in three questions first is the winner.
By the way, Serbe-san, about Pokemon,
I heard that you were in a commercial.
I heard you were in a commercial, so you can't lose, can you ?
Well, you're right.
I'm serious.
That's right.
Then, I'll read the questions.
Are you all right ?
Leave it to me, really.
Don't you think you are the best at reading questions ?
No, you are the best at it, aren't you ?
Right ?
You have to say you are the best at it.
"Pokemon Quiz" Question.
What is the number one Pokemon in "Pokemon Dictionary" ?
Runrun
Mysterious Seed
"Pokemon Quiz" Question.
What is the number one Pokemon in "Pokemon Dictionary" ?
No, Mr. Sabe, it's okay. That's the way it is.
Shut up! It's not okay!
It's okay. It's only the first question.
It's definitely not in that state.
What is the HP recovery amount of wound medicine ?
Mr. Sabe.
50.
How many ?
120.
How many ?
30.
20.
Runrun.
20.
Even now, it's unfair.
Mr. Sabe, even though Runrun is rich now...
Please give me a handicap.
Handicap.
Stay behind me.
Run behind you.
I can't see you anymore.
Can you hear Inoue's voice ?
Inoue, say it loudly.
Can you really hear Inoue's voice ?
Even though you are a three-question player, right ?
Yes, that's right.
Wow, it's terrible.
Cute.
Can you hear it ?
Kikozaru is a fire-type.
But, if you evolve into Moukazaru and Goukazaru...
You will have one more type.
What is the fire-type and what is the fire-type ?
Good luck, Mr. Sabe.
Fire-type...
Goukazaru, right ?
Fire-type and...
You can do it.
So...
Fighting.
Good luck.
You are cool, Mr. Sabe.
Thank you.
You are cool.
Good.
Among the three legendary bird Pokemon in the Kanto region,
if a Pokemon shows up in that area,
it is said that spring will come soon.
What Pokemon is it?
What was it?
It's Kanto.
Does Pokemon live in Kanto?
Runrun, fire?
So, it's Runrun's victory.
Congratulations.
I lost.
But, you looked so cool when you were frustrated.
I see.
I'm getting better and better.
But, I want you to draw a portrait of you.
I see.
Even if I lose the game, I can have it.
Draw it properly.
I will.
Don't draw it randomly.
I will draw it very handsome.
I'm looking forward to it.
What is this?
From now on, Morita will draw Sabae's bitter picture in the corner of the studio.
And the next challenger is Fujiyoshi, who Sabae has been interested in recently.
What is the secret to the competition?
I'm going to laugh a lot when I'm recording.
For Sabae.
No, it's okay.
It's only about 2,000 yen, but it's okay.
This is what he wants to say.
No, it's not okay.
No, it's okay.
He said it himself.
This time, Sabae is interested in me, so I've been thinking about it.
In the box I prepared, there are some situations in which Fujiyoshi will make Sabae angry.
If Sabae gets angry, the competition will be decided at that point.
And what did Inoue pick up?
A chance to lick your cheeks!
Can you lick your cheeks?
Yes.
Please look at Karin-chan's cheeks.
What if Sababe-chan...Sababe-san...
What about you, Sababe-chan?
How is it?
So, Sababe-chan's cheek licking challenge!
Then, I'll start licking my cheeks.
Ready, start!
Karin-chan, show me properly.
Show me properly, Karin-chan!
End!
And with that, I've smiled.
It's not really a smirk, it's more like...
I feel like you're making me feel really bad.
I'd like to move on to the match.
The match between Parts Daboreba Sawabe-chan and Fujiyoshi is...
Fujiyoshi said something about luck being good.
With the Russian "bilibili" pen, it's a match of luck!
Until last year, I've been drawing big cards.
I think I'm lucky.
For me too, luck is a huge element in this industry.
I think I'm lucky too.
Yo, Tesseus's ship!
Your acting was great!
Thank you!
There's someone who feels good about this!
He's trying to get Ozeki's position too!
Ozeki wasn't here today!
I really don't like this.
Sawabe-san isn't good at this.
But Karin-chan isn't good at this either.
Let's start!
Here I go!
This is too scary!
Do your best!
Why is it so scary?!
Here I go!
Ready...
As expected of Sawabe-san!
Karin-chan remembers how scary this is.
Go for it!
Here I go!
Oh, it didn't come.
I'm running now.
Now, there are four left.
Let's go from here!
Are you okay, Sugai?
It's been a while since I was okay!
Let's go!
One, two...
So, Karin won this game!
Did you like it, Sugai?
It was so much fun and I fell in love again!
Thank you!
You fell in love?!
Yes, I did!
After the code!
In the match against Cervet...
Lisa wins!
This program was brought to you by...
Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
The next match between Cervet and Taimanin...
...will be a serious hide-and-seek match!
Will Lisa be able to find Cervet?
This week's Cervet is really cool!
And will Smile, who keeps praising Cervet...
...be able to compete against her?