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Today's guest is Shida, the host of "Ke-ya-ki-te- ke-nai".
This week's guest is Ke-ya-ki-chan!
Shin-ni-ki.
Shin-ni-ki is the only member who hasn't appeared yet.
Of course, other members will appear as well.
There is a reason for this program.
Let me announce the program.
This program is "Ke-ya-ki-te-ke-nai 46's Rules"!
Before the group activities start, we will introduce the rules of "Ke-ya-ki-te-ke-nai 46".
There will be one student in the first half of the program and two students in the second half of the program.
First of all, let's welcome the members who will introduce the rules of "Ke-ya-ki-te-ke-nai 46" in the first half of the program.
The first half of the program has started!
Since the new students don't know much about it, please teach them a lot of things, first graders!
Captain, there are various rules, aren't there?
It's easier to get in if you know the rules, right?
That's right!
You'll get along with each other quickly and the distance will be shortened, right?
Let's get started!
First of all, Harada!
Yes!
Harada, please teach them the rules!
Yes!
The rules I'm going to teach you are...
Ke-ya-ki-te-ke-nai 46
I recommend black.
We don't know this at all, do we?
When I saw a dancer cutting black T-shirts and wearing black, I thought it would look good on me.
Wow!
Black!
Wait a minute!
It's really black!
It's amazing!
Even though we don't know it, it's getting black little by little like this!
That's right!
If you notice it, you'll notice it!
Takahiro sensei's eyes can't be deceived!
He's checking it properly!
Takahiro sensei's eyes can't be deceived!
But it's only "Ke-ya-ki-te-ke-nai", right?
Even when we're together with other idols on a singing program, it's only "Ke-ya-ki-te-ke-nai" group name.
That's right!
What about the others?
What about Nogizaka sisters?
It's a little more colorful.
Yes, it's cute!
It's cute!
I see!
Everyone's holding it!
It's really written!
Everyone's holding it!
It looks like there's something on the back.
Everyone's holding it!
I can see the picture on the back.
It's cute!
Who is this?
It's been a while since I've seen you.
If that's the case, I think it's weird that you don't have your chin down.
I don't know who it is.
Are there any members other than Kuro?
I think Habu-chan is very fashionable.
As expected of a model.
Habu is fashionable.
I see.
I often wear what I want to wear.
That's cool.
It's like Yasama X.
That's so cool.
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Next up is Ozeki!
Here are the rules I want to teach you.
It's important!
The table on the desk should be clean.
It's important!
Regardless of whether it's a contract or not.
That's right.
There are a lot of members who like cleanliness.
I think we need to keep it clean.
Ozeki, what about you?
I'm the dirty one.
That's not true!
There are members who you have to be especially careful of.
Here it is.
You like cleanliness.
Lisa!
That's right.
When my bag or desk is a little messy, she cleans it up for me.
You know about desks.
My bag...
She cleans it up for you.
Sometimes she cleans it up for me.
But your bag is messy, too.
You said it yourself.
Can't you stand it, Risa?
I throw away my garbage a lot.
So I'm like, "If there's garbage around me, I'll throw it away with you."
You're so kind.
Don't you think so, staff?
Keakizaka's desks are messy.
You don't like that, do you?
Sometimes there's a hidden camera.
It's not just about hidden cameras.
You don't just care about going out into the world, do you?
You always say it's messy.
By the way, the members who are messy and messy are...
I want to know.
Is Masumoto okay?
Masumoto is messy.
Like Masumoto.
But the garbage bag I put in my bag is often torn.
You put a garbage bag in your bag?
No, that's really bad.
That garbage bag is often torn.
Risa, you need to check it out.
I'll clean it up for you.
Let's move on.
Next, Saito!
Ta-dah!
No matter what happens during a performance, I don't fix my hair.
I see.
It's not like I'm forcing it.
But during live performances, I care a lot about the world view of the song.
When I fix my hair, people who are watching me may lose their minds.
I often come back to reality.
I see.
That's what Takahiro sensei taught you, right?
That's right. From the beginning.
I see.
So you don't have to worry about it and focus on dancing?
Kobayashi sensei also told you not to do it, right?
While dancing, I fix my neck at an angle and use it.
Is there a song like "Watch out for this song"?
Yes, there is. "Dantotsu".
"Dantotsu" is the most popular song in first place.
As expected.
It's like a head-to-head ranking.
Certainly, everyone's faces are covered with hair.
Is there a video?
Yes.
Please pay attention to where you don't care about your hair.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Your face is...
Who is who?
I'm quite envious of this member.
Certainly, he didn't care about his hair.
I see.
Just looking at it makes me feel like "Eh?"
Do you ask Takahiro sensei or your dance teacher about this?
I was told about it a lot in my lesson during the "Kenshin Sensei" tour.
Then, what Saito just said is...
I know it now. What are you talking about?
Something like that.
Saito-san is saying something, but do we know about it?
"Kenshin Sensei" tour is going on.
It does cool you down during the manzai or during the story.
It does cool you down.
You know, when you have your watch on and you have to take off all the accessories.
You do it with manzai, don't you?
You don't know about it, but you do it with manzai, don't you?
Naomi-san, I thought you were talking about your hair.
Hey, you're messing with me!
You have to make it dance to your hair.
What?
You have to make it dance to your hair.
You can't dance, can you?
That's a good thing, too.
It doesn't dance in the first place.
Let's move on.
Next is Kobayashi.
What is the rule that Kobayashi wants to teach you?
It's a rule for when you're about to shave your head.
There's a rule for shaving your head?
You have to sit down after the two MCs have sat down.
There is no rule like that.
Who is saying that?
You stand up every time.
There is no rule like that.
Standing up and saying hello is common sense.
That's what MCs do.
You don't have to stand up when Mr. Sanma comes.
You stand up when Mr. Sanma comes.
You don't have to stand up when Mr. Downtown comes.
No, no, no.
Mr. Sanma is a senior to us.
He is a senior to us, but he looks like a senior to us.
There is a video clip of this.
Please watch it.
They are shooting something like this.
The members enter the studio of the MCs with a sense of tension.
There...
Good morning.
The MCs enter the studio with pride.
It's not cold at all.
However, the members can't sit down yet.
It's not impossible.
Let's do it.
Seeing the two MCs sit down...
Why are you saying "good morning"?
You sound like Mr. Downtown.
At last...
The members are allowed to sit down.
This is a malicious creation.
This is terrible.
But when I ate it, both of you were scary.
But you're definitely using that kind of trick.
That's right.
I'll definitely skip it from the next time.
I don't like it anymore.
I see.
I have a little one.
When Sawape-san doesn't sit down.
There is!
After Sawape-san came in.
There is a time when I stand up and read the script.
There is!
At that time, I was like "Ah, what should I do?"
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
Basically, I came in first, right?
Tsutsuyo-san is fast, right?
I came in first.
If I came in first, I would sit down right away.
That's right.
I'm sorry to say this, but this also has a VTR.
The most troublesome thing is...
Tsutsuyo is already in the studio.
However, you can't see what Sawape is doing.
During that time, of course, the members are not allowed to sit down.
Tsutsuyo is three minutes late.
Is it that late?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Mr. Sabes entered the director's studio.
No, no, no.
And finally, the members are allowed to sit down.
The background music, as usual, was background music.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Not at all.
No, but at that time, I could hear Mr. Sabes' grunt from the front desk.
I thought he was arguing with the staff.
I didn't want to show this part to Shin Nikki, but...
How was it, Endo? Looking at the current VTR...
Next time I'm recording in the studio, I'll be more careful.
You don't have to be careful.
You're like a scary person.
Let's have fun.
Ozono, what did you think of the current VTR?
As expected, for us...
The two MCs are Sanma-san, so...
Correct me now!
Don't say things like that!
Correct me now!
Sanma-san is an amazing person!
There's a possibility that he's even watching this!
Correct me now!
Also, please include the staff's names.
It's terrifying.
No, this is...
Just sit down already, Kobayashi!
Ah, so...
I want to come up with a plan of how we're going to sit down.
Rules?
Rules.
So, Sugai, will you give us a signal?
Even if we're not sitting down, let's just sit down.
Just say it.
Then, shall we try the next one?
Then, with Yucca's command...
Yes, with Yucca's command, sit down.
But, at that timing...
Can you leave it up to Sugai?
I'm a little anxious.
I can't read the timing.
In the next studio recording, let's improve a lot of things!
Then, let's continue.
Next, Moria!
Yes.
What is the rule you want to teach us?
What is it?
Yes, the rule I want to teach you is this.
Ta-dah!
Sam-san, don't miss the cute dance!
I see, I see.
What is it?
This is...
Sa-abe-san...
Sa-abe-san says to the members, "You're cute!"
Then, Sa-abe-san says, "You're so powerful!"
You're so powerful!
There is such a rule.
Yes, there is.
In addition, there is a high probability of it being broadcasted.
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
The probability is high, isn't it?
It's interesting for the members to mess with the MCs.
That's right.
There are precautions and tips for this, too.
First of all, if you say it too late, it will flow away.
Don't you say it will flow away?
It's difficult.
If you say it like that, this showdown is going to die.
It will flow away, so please be careful about it.
The second one is me.
I'm alone, but it won't work out, so let's do it together.
I see.
That's right.
Let's take a look at how to mess with the past for reference.
You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
You can do it. You can do it.
Isn't it fast?
You can do it. You can do it.
You're messing with me, aren't you?
Don't mess with me!
I think I've been licked since the end of the year.
Stop it! Don't lick me!
I'll kill you!
This is a customer.
Isn't it short?
But it's a customer.
I'll kill you!
I remember this.
Cute!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I'll kill you!
It's a crime to kill someone, so please don't do it!
The smell is different!
There's a lot of aroma, too!
I'll kill you!
You're getting a lot of support!
This is a great idea! New members, why don't you try it, too?
This is wonderful!
You should definitely try it!
It's about whether or not there's anyone who can win first place in a quick match.
From Moria's perspective, who can win first place in a quick match?
Rena-chan!
Moria, Rena, and also Moria, Rena!
Can you do it?
Let's practice it now!
If you have a cute point, Rena is cuter!
I can't see the screen!
She can't see the screen!
It's so embarrassing!
Moria, you couldn't see me?
Yes, I couldn't see you.
Let's do it again next time.
Let's do it in the studio.
Moria also wants to tell you that you can only talk to the MC for a moment between recordings.
That's not true!
When you two enter the studio just before recording and leave, you leave pretty early.
So it's important for you to talk to each other.
You said you were done recording and you said you were done.
But you were talking about something else today.
That's weird!
So there's more.
There's more?
What is it?
You should talk to each other during the set change and tape change.
That's not true.
You're the MC today.
Have we ever talked to you?
On the contrary, we're the ones who are talking to you.
That's right!
I don't say anything during the set change of other programs.
Why do you guys have to appeal that you're the ones who are talking to you?
It's embarrassing!
What do you want to talk about?
Do you want to talk about it?
We want to talk about it!
What do you want to talk about?
Do you have anything you want to talk about with us?
Do you have anything you want to talk about?
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine!
I have a question for Sabe-san.
Go ahead.
Do you use conditioner?
If that's the case, you might use shampoo.
But do you use conditioner?
If you use conditioner, your hair will be soft like this.
It's soft!
You don't have to draw it!
You said you used conditioner before.
Why did you say that?
If you use conditioner, your hair will be soft like this.
It's like summer vacation.
Free research!
If you use conditioner, your hair will be soft like this.
Do you have anything else you want to ask?
There is a mystery about conditioner.
Yes, Moria.
I have a question for Sabe-san.
Do you have a white bear you used to wear?
Is it red?
It's a trainer.
Do you have it anymore?
It's like a question for a comedian.
I used to hear it a lot when I was a beginner.
I have it.
I bought it because I thought it was fashionable.
Wait a minute!
Ozone, why do you have it now?
Everyone has it.
It says "white bear trainer existing".
White bear trainer existing!
I don't need that information!
That's right.
I'll see you later.
What is this?
Do you have anything you'd like to know, Masumoto?
I've been practicing since I just bought a washing machine.
Is this a coincidence?
Is there such a washing machine?
Clothes smell good.
If you pass in front of the washing machine in the afternoon, it stinks.
Does it smell like a diaper?
I think it's a fish sausage.
I think there's fish sausage in it.
Okay, I'll look it up at the studio.
Ozono! Ozono! Ozono!
What are you writing?
This washing machine is a fish sausage.
It's not a fish sausage.
It smells like it.
It's not a fish sausage.
Does Ozono always have a small notebook even when the studio starts?
That's right.
A pen!
That's right.
After this, Ozono will announce the information for today!
That's it for the first half of the game.
You learned some new rules. How was it, Mori and Lena?
I learned a lot about Keyakizaka.
The more I know about it, the more I want to know more about it.
That's right.
Ozono, what did you learn the most today?
I learned one thing from my seniors and one thing from you.
What is it?
What I learned from my seniors is that you have to dance up to your hair.
Thank you very much!
And lastly, what did you learn from Serbe?
You have to take off your watch when you're doing a manzai performance.
That's a good one!
You're amazing!
You just thought it was about a conditioner, but you wrote it down!
You're amazing!
You can do it!
There's no way I can do it!
The unknown rules of secondary school are revealed!
That's right.
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Good morning!
Next episode, "Secondary school rules I want to teach new secondary school students"!
What are the secret rules between senior and secondary school students?
And now, we'll get into some of the MC's old- fashioned comments!
Take- Take-chan, bow, bow!
Take-chan, bow, bow!
Ten-chan!
The most famous Ten-chan!
He's confused about his generation gap with the old man MC!
You can just laugh at me!