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Ba-gong! We've started again this week.
I'm your host, Shiro of "Keyakitte Kakenai".
Nice to meet you!
So, Shiro-san.
Yes?
We've finally reached "Keyakitte Kakenai".
As I thought, this recording method is...
You and I have properly...
Yes!
Kept a distance of 2 meters.
Whether it's really 2 meters or not...
Let's spend 30 minutes on it.
30 minutes is fine.
It'd be bad if we didn't have a phone.
We have one.
Do you have one?
We've kept a distance and recorded it safely.
Now, let me announce today's project.
Today's project is...
Members' choice of "Keyakitte Kakenai" compilation!
Since we can't do studio recording normally, we'll do it remotely.
Members will participate in recording from their homes instead of weeks.
So we can see each room, right?
That's right!
Are we all recording with hard disks?
On the contrary, if we don't have a chance like this, we don't know where we are.
That's right!
So this time, we'll hear about the members participating remotely,
and among the four and a half years of history of the show,
we'll also show you the scenes that members will choose!
Now, let's call out this week's members!
Keyaki-chan!
Long time no see!
Wow, you're doing it one more time already!
Tsuchida-san, what do you call this?
It's like a teddy bear on top of a baby's bed.
That's right! An-chan!
An-chan is here!
As an idol, you'll get a perfect score!
You rented it for today's show, didn't you?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that! It's a pet dog!
Ah, I see! It's a pet dog!
I see! I thought it was Saito, but instead of showing me the room, it's like a curtain!
It's like Saito's apology video!
He's hiding it!
Sato!
Huh?
It's been a while!
Sato!
Hey! Sato!
You're kind of cool, aren't you?
Huh?
That's right! I came back without going!
That's right!
I see!
You're in the same state as Ayaku from "Peace", aren't you?
You're like, "I can't do it! I can't do it!"
It's a little embarrassing, but...
I hope we can work together again!
I see! I see!
In the end, you'll be active during that period of time, right?
Yes, that's right!
Ah, I see!
Then, you'll be able to work together again until COVID-19 settles down?
That's right! Thank you for having me!
Thank goodness!
I'd like to know how everyone is doing.
Koike!
Yes!
How are you doing, Koike?
I'm called "Pomu" because of my dog behind me.
I've been thinking about doing a lot of things with my dog.
For example, I've been trying to feed my dog.
I've been practicing standing up like a double speed walker.
I'd like to ask you if you can do it, but you're taking a break.
I'll call you once.
I think you're listening to me.
"Pomu", can you eat this?
I'm an idiot, so I can't do it.
Can I try it once?
"Pomu", can you eat this?
This is it!
You did it!
That's amazing!
You're drawing it again.
It's like this.
Next, Sato!
Yes!
What are you doing at home now?
I'm doing this because I want to eat a lot of nutrition.
"Pomu", what's wrong?
"Sato", do you call "Sato" "Pomu"?
It's scary if you don't work.
To take care of your health.
I put about ten kinds of salad in it.
I'm actually making a salad today.
That's great.
I'm going to serve you what you ordered on Uber.
By the way, I cooked it well.
You cooked it well.
Do you study language studies now?
Yes, I do.
I'm doing it because I want to give you more until you can continue.
But if you say it like this, you may be able to speak fluently when you say it.
That's right.
Then you don't have to go.
That's right.
You've become fluent.
I didn't think I'd see Sato again in such a short span of time.
I'm happy.
I'm happy, too.
Thank you in advance.
Next, Moriya.
Akane.
Yes.
Akane.
Yes.
You called me Akane.
I'm happy.
What's that tree behind you?
This is bamboo.
It's because it produces negative ion, so I put it there.
That's great.
Bamboo.
That's Moriya.
At home, she seems to stretch every day so that her body doesn't get numb.
There's a yoga mat there.
Oh, there's something to loosen it up.
That rubber tube.
Yes.
It's loose.
We have it at home, too.
It's like this.
Like this.
While looking at the bamboo.
No one knows where it is, but it's in the middle of the bamboo.
There's a lot of bamboo in this dead space, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
But it's like Moria.
Yes, it is.
Now, is there any episode that Moria has left an impression on you?
Yes, there is!
I love it!
The episode we played the mozzarella cheese game.
Yes, there is!
It's a game of hell.
Mozzarella cheese
The word "mozzarella cheese" is said in order with higher tension than the previous person.
Mozzarella cheese!
It was more exciting than I imagined because it was done only with a rolling pin.
MC Sabe also decided to participate in a hurry.
Please watch the entertainer Sabe's hard work.
Mozzarella cheese!
Mozzarella!
Sabe is strong!
Now, it's only the first round.
The mozzarella cheese game is still going on.
Mozzarella cheese!
Mozzarella!
Mozzarella CHEESE!
That's right!
Mozzarella CHEESE!
That's right!
Mozzarella CHEESE!
Mo-z-e-l-l-e-r-e-s!
Yay!
Doesn't it look like you can do it now?
No.
Isn't the mozzarella game a remote-controlled game?
I want to try it.
We don't know if it will work, but let's try the remote mozzarella cheese game!
Mo-zza-le-la-cheese!
What are they doing in the room?
Mo-zza-le-la-cheese!
I like the way she moves her head.
Mo...
Mo-zza-le-la-cheese!
It has a lot of elements.
Mo-zza-le-la-cheese!
Now!
How is it?
Now, Moria!
Let's continue.
Mo-zza-le-la-cheese!
That's good!
Mo...
Mo-zza-le-la-cheese!
That's good!
Mo-zza-le-la-cheese!
That's good!
Mo-zza-le-la-cheese!
Now, let's continue with Moria!
If you say "mo-zza-le-la-cheese", it's over!
What are they doing?
Next, Takemoto!
What are you doing at home, Takemoto?
I like Mr. Children a lot.
Recently, he has released many music videos and live videos on YouTube.
I often watch them.
I also watch Chocolate Planet's channel.
I see.
When I hear about Chocolate Planet in Mr. Children, I feel like it's a small company.
Laughter is also important in times like this.
When the studio is revived, Takemoto's acting skills may have improved a lot.
Please don't say that.
Next, Saito!
Yes!
What are you doing at home, Saito?
Recently, I've been dancing keyaki for the first time in a while.
I don't know left and right anymore.
I see.
So, I often dance keyaki at home, including thinking and lack of exercise.
It's bad if you forget it.
Yes, it's bad.
Saito, do you have any memorable episodes?
Yes, I learned how to imitate members and announced it.
I remember that.
Compared to now, I feel like members are more refreshed.
When I look at it again, they were surprisingly refreshed at that time.
Actually, I thought so, too.
Actually, when I look at it in the early days, everyone was like "Yeah!"
That's right.
I want to see it again now.
[Who is the most similar?]
The members will show their impersonations they have practiced in advance and decide who is the most similar.
Priority test!
Yuu-san and Kobayashi-san will challenge.
Yuu-san noticed something strange in the room.
That's right.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Besides, doesn't it smell here?
That's amazing!
Here is the most similar impersonation!
Yuu-san is playing with Sobe-san.
Besides, doesn't it look lame here?
What is this?
What is this shape?
It's lame!
Yamaguchi Moe challenge!
Here is Moria's challenge!
Yamaguchi Moe-san is sleepy and about to collapse.
Yamaguchi Moe-san, I am sleepy and about to collapse.
That's not it!
Here is America's challenge!
Yamaguchi Moe-san will report about her marriage.
Yamaguchi Moe...
I'm happy to get married.
Next is Nagasawa Masami's challenge.
Moriya's challenge.
Nagasawa Masami from a commercial.
I feel like...
Ozeki's challenge.
Nagasawa Masami's impersonation of her.
Next is Laura's challenge.
Harada's challenge.
Laura will never say...
Hi, I'm Laura.
Because I'm black,
people call me 'Claura'.
I like it.
I said it.
Sugai's challenge.
Laura will introduce herself.
Hello, I'm Laura.
And...
Hmm...
I forgot!
Anyway,
would you like to have dinner with me?
OK?
That was Sugai-san's...
Not your usual Sugai-san.
A little excited Sugai-san.
It was fun, wasn't it?
You did it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Can you do it?
What was your quality like?
I want to see it!
Yuu-san!
Hello, Yuu-san!
Thank you for your hard work!
Is the radio bad, Yuu-san?
I couldn't hear you at all.
You also do voice acting.
Yes, I did. I played Rola-san.
Can you do it?
Yes, how is it?
You are good at it!
I couldn't hear you at all!
You are good at it!
You practiced it for three years!
I didn't!
You showed it to Tom!
Rei is walking around the building every day.
I walk around the shadows of the building.
I wonder why it is there.
I'm taking pictures of the grass growing hard.
I wonder why it is there.
There are a lot of bark.
It's so cute.
It's growing hard.
It's true.
From inside the pipe.
I wonder how it grew.
Between the concrete and the gap.
I'm doing my best.
How do you feel when you see this?
I feel like "I'm watching you."
She is kind.
I'm watching you.
She is kind.
She has a history.
Let's move on.
Moriya and Rena.
Yes.
I want to improve girls' ability at home.
I didn't know how to cook at all.
When I was asked what I was good at, I wanted to answer.
I see.
I thought I'd give it a try.
I was able to make French toast.
French toast?
It's cute.
French toast.
You just make the bread wet and bake it.
It's true.
Do you have any other videos you want to watch?
I see.
You can watch it on TV.
That's right.
For example, "That episode was interesting."
That episode was interesting.
I don't think we can lose anymore.
Thank you for the win.
She's serious.
You guys!
I'm going to show you how serious I am today!
So come and join me!
Why are you alone?
The winner is 50 meters!
Next up is America, which had a bad time last time.
Of course, her opponent is Oseki!
How about you, Rika?
Let's do our best.
Don't be like you're going to finish the marathon together.
Let's do it!
The battle has already begun!
Come on! Who's going first?
Come on!
Look at Oseki's back!
Ready...
You can do it!
I could do it at first.
At first, you always look like you're in a bad mood.
But at the end, you looked like you were in a really bad mood.
You looked like you were in a really bad mood.
I thought I had to go first.
At the end, you looked like you were in a really bad mood.
I won't let you win!
It's a tiebreaker!
What do you think, captain?
I'll do my best to win everything.
You'll do your best?
Ready...
So fast.
What a race.
Scary.
Yuya Kizaka 46.
Idols are fighting for the tires.
What a poor idol.
Do you want tires that much?
What will happen in the middle?
What will happen to the number of people?
What will happen?
Wait.
Will they not get on the track?
Almost blue people.
2 or 3 people are dead.
Will they not get on the track?
Finish.
Shoes are rolling.
You are idols.
Pick up your gloves.
400 fans are gone.
What a poor idol.
It looks quite hard.
It's difficult.
The winner of the relay race will get 50 points.
Wait.
What is it?
What is your effort?
Why are you the first?
What should I do with my life?
What should you do with your life?
The autumn sports day was held for the rights of the family.
The match went to the relay race which was held last.
The opponent is Moria who can't turn the turn.
It's interesting, isn't it?
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Moria! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Ahhhhhh!!
And Moria is crying.
Moria is crying.
The winner of Moria is Team Warito.
I knew you couldn't turn the other side.
I was like...
Me too.
I was like...
Did she lose in the final?
Captain!
I'll make up my mind.
I want to go on location!
Moria, you still have plenty of chances.
When will you let me go?
Do you really want to go on location that much?
Moria, Akane, were your tears flowing naturally?
No, I was really frustrated and didn't know what to do.
That's right.
But if I still remember it, I'll be frustrated and cry.
I've seen it before.
It's been a while since you've had more people, so you want to do it, right?
That's right.
I want to do it.
Maybe Moria and Akane are not the best.
What about Moria, Lena and Ozone's legs?
It's about the top of my feet.
Top of your feet!
It's hard to imagine.
When Ozone is running hard and there is a little weed growing, he goes over there.
Does Ozone care about weed that much?
After this, emergency report from the members!
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