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Bang! Today's guest is none other than Keiaki Tegei!
They are Keiaki and Chen!
I'll do my best!
It's popular!
It's really popular!
It's a paradigm shift.
The new generation is like ladies now.
That's right.
They can't show their true selves anymore.
Let's announce the song of the week.
"Donki no Kizuna" and "Shouri wo Tsukame" by Keiaki and Chen.
It's a three-way battle!
This time, in order to make the new generation more excited,
two generations will compete against each other.
This is our second studio recording.
You're still nervous, right?
Don't worry. I'll do my best.
I've made it clear.
He'll do his best.
Shut up!
It's not a challenge!
What?
Shut up!
It's not a challenge!
I'm scared!
So, each generation will compete against each other.
One generation, two generation...
The first generation...
You'll die!
Don't point your finger at me!
Shut up!
Don't point your finger at me!
It's a big accident from the beginning,
but the three teams will compete in a three-way battle.
The important thing is that the new generation will be confident.
And the winning team will get...
Sushi-sanmai!
Sushi-sanmai is here!
Sushi-sanmai will give you a meal ticket!
Sushi-sanmai!
Anyway, thank you, Sushi-sanmai.
Thank you very much!
Now that they're excited, let's move on to the first match!
Um...
- Strength match! - Strength match!
First of all, strength match chosen by Chikemon!
This is strength, but it's an item chosen by Masumoto.
- You trained your body, right? - That's right.
- What do you do every day? - I do push-ups with my knees.
- How many times do you do it? - I've never done it ten times.
- Ten?! - What?!
- What is it? - I'm naturally strong.
- Oh, you're naturally strong. - Do you have muscles?
Kosaka-san, touch it.
- It's a bone. - It's a bone?!
She said it's a bone!
The content of the strength match is a pull-down match three times in a row!
Hold a rope in both hands and do it in a circle.
If you fall from the table or if the rope is away from you, you lose!
The team that stays until the end wins 10 points!
- First-generation students, who will it be? - Yes.
I'm excited!
- Then, second-generation students! - Second - generation students?!
- Tamura! - I see!
- Tamura, are you confident? - I used to play volleyball.
I want second-generation students to eat sushi.
- I'll do my best! - Thank you!
- The strongest thing about you is that you're not a tamu-tamu. - That's not true!
- Konyo is strong. - That's true.
Can Masumoto, who is proud of his strength, beat his seniors?
Masumoto, how confident are you?
I can't imagine losing.
I can't imagine losing just by glancing at Moriye.
Tamura wasn't even aware of it.
She was only looking at Moriye.
She's a new generation.
I'm scared.
That's how it is.
With Masumoto's statement, I'm already nervous.
What will happen to Moriye?
It's easy.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Let's start the confrontation.
Please be patient.
Cheer for them!
Let's go!
The winning team gets 10 points.
Ready, go!
Masumoto is shaking!
It's getting fierce.
What will happen?
It's dangerous!
What will happen?
It's a long battle.
It will end this week.
What will happen?
Masumoto is in danger!
They are enduring it.
Moriya is winning!
Moriya beats Masumoto!
Moriya wins!
It's one to one!
When Moriya said "win", she said it.
She said it.
It's fine.
She wanted to beat either of them.
That's right.
She was amazing.
I didn't think Shinozuma would be outnumbered.
She did something right.
Hey, Masumoto.
I won. I'm very satisfied.
Stop provoking me!
Next time, let's fight again wearing martial arts.
Let's think about martial arts.
Are there any places we can fight bare-handed?
Yes!
Is it okay for me to fight with one move?
Are you confident you can fight bare-handed?
I'm sure I can win.
No way! Will she be able to fight bare-handed?
Are you ready? Ready, go!
How is it? How is it? Is it good? Is it good? Is it good?
Will she be able to fight bare-handed? Will she be able to fight bare-handed?
She did it!
You did it! You did it!
You were strong!
Even after you lost, you kept staring at me.
I'm still tired and my arms are still shaking.
Oh, I see.
You always do that. You did it earlier.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
The next match will be decided by President Unico.
I'm determined to fight bare-handed.
She's determined to fight bare-handed!
The person who chose to fight bare-handed is...
Onuma!
Are you good at fighting bare-handed?
Yes, I'm good at it.
In elementary school and junior high school?
I was first place.
First place? In school?
I was first place in school.
First place in school?
Yes, as a girl.
Huh? School...
Aren't there many girls in school?
How many people were there in elementary school?
Sixty people.
Out of sixty people?
You were first place in elementary school?
Yes.
Well...
That's not bad.
Out of sixty people, that's not bad.
That's right.
The rules are simple.
The member with the highest number of wins.
The line cannot be crossed completely.
By the way, the first-generation is Morita and the second-generation is Habu who will participate in the competition.
Habu, you were good when you were a student, weren't you?
I was in the 100th place.
How many people were in the 100th place?
There were about 1,000 people in the 100th place.
1,000 people were in the 100th place.
It's a competition between strong people.
Let's start with the first-generation Habu.
Let's get started.
Ready, go!
It's noisy.
It's noisy in the back.
But, how is it?
Well, well.
The speed is not that fast, but...
I can't cross it now.
Yes, you have to cross your legs, Habu.
I can't cross it.
Yes, you can cross it.
Yes, it's over.
I don't know.
The number of times is...
45 times!
You have crossed the average number of times.
How was it?
Recently, I ate a steak all of a sudden.
So, I have muscles now.
I think it's from your face.
It's meat power.
It's meat power, isn't it?
The second-generation Habu, Morita's challenge!
Ready, go!
Push it!
Cross the line!
- Oh my god! - Oh my god!
OK! The end!
- It was amazing! - The voice of a shusher's bird came out!
The voice of a bird who is stealing an egg!
Well! Morita's number of times... 40 times!
- Morita, was it hard? - It was hard...
- Maybe the voice of a shusher's bird came out more! - You're the one who's screaming!
The last one is a horse! Can she beat Pabu!?
- Can you beat Pabu!? - But my only choice is to jump sideways and turn around...
- I think I have no choice but to win... - If your only choice is to jump sideways and turn around, you have no choice but to win!
- But there are many other choices! - Let's find out!
Let's find out! It's a horse's challenge!
- A horse's challenge! - Her style is amazing! - Horse's style!
- She looks like an old woman. - I think you've got it wrong.
Let's start!
Ready... Horse's style!
- Horse's style has a low standard. - I heard it's natural, but I thought it's modest.
Let's start! Ready... Horse's style!
We can't start. We can't start.
We can do it as many times as we like.
Let's start!
- Horse's challenge! - She's fast.
Ready... Start!
She's fast!
She's faster than me!
She's funny! She's funny!
I don't think she's an idol!
- She's fast! She's fast! - You can do it! You can do it!
- You can do it! You can do it!
Time's up!
- She's fast! - She's amazing!
She broke the record, but I think she lost something.
Really?
The number of times she's done it is...
48 times!
She's amazing! She's the best!
She's won 10 points for her team!
- Wow! - She's amazing!
- We can watch it in slow motion! - We can watch it in slow motion!
- Tsuchiya-san! - Yes!
Can you get me a beer?
Let's watch it in slow motion!
- The beginning was amazing! - Yes!
- She's got it! She's got it! - She's got it!
Beer! Beer! Beer!
- How was it for you? - I think I'm a ghost.
- We've got a nice video. - That's right!
But, when I saw Oseki's face on the camera...
He looked like he didn't want to lose.
- Maybe it's because of his style. - I think so, too.
- It's really frustrating. - Can you win 48 times?
- I may not win many times, but I can win in style. - Let's see it!
- Kyoya Akizaka Style Wars Explodes! - Let's go! Ready, start!
- He's running! - He's running!
- Time's up! - Ozeki!
- I think you proved your style. - That's right.
- With these numbers, Ozeki's record is 36 times!
- That's Ozeki's style, too. - Ozeki's style collapses.
- Ozeki's arms were together until the start, and then his arms got thinner.
- I thought it was the same style. - I got a good picture.
- It's noisy. - I'm glad.
- Ozeki's style wins by 3 points! - I haven't done it twice.
- What about President Yumiko? - I don't think President Yumiko will move in the forest.
- President Yumiko, I'm looking forward to working with you.
- By the way, President Yumiko, did you do "reversal ecotrip" when you were a student? - Yes, I did.
- But you don't remember the record, do you? - I don't remember the record.
- That's what Gia will replace. - Gia has to count the time.
- It's 100 times, miss. - Let's do "reversal ecotrip".
- Ready, start! - Go up!
- Don't cross the line! Don't cross the line!
- That's good! That's good! - You're being stupid!
- It's more aggressive than you think!
- You're being stupid! - You're being stupid!
- Go for it! Go for it! - A little more! A little more! A little more!
- You can do it! You can do it! - A little more! A little more!
- It's over! - It's over!
- You said that and that, right? - That's right. It's interesting.
- President Yumiko, how many times did you say it? - 40 times!
Yay!
Not bad!
Well, well, well.
Three points for the president.
It was fun.
I'm glad.
It's hard to watch, isn't it?
That's right.
Next, Tsuchida-san.
I knew you'd like this person's opinion.
Runrun!
Runrun?
Dozuru!
Hifurafubu.
No, it's Hayanaki.
It's Hayanaki!
The one who chose this battle is Osano!
Do you often cry?
I often cry when I exercise.
You can do it!
Go for it!
I do my best for sushi.
I want to eat sushi!
That's right.
Cry for sushi.
Anyway, the first person to shed a tear wins.
It's not in your eyes, it's in your mouth.
That's right.
The first team to cry gets 10 points.
The first generation is Kobayashi.
That's right.
It's an actress' debut.
It's an actress' business.
I've never cried before.
She said "ponpon" yesterday.
She said "koro" yesterday.
I didn't say that.
The second generation is...
Inoue!
Are you going to cry?
I thought I'd be told that.
But I've been working hard since this morning.
You've been making up your mind?
Yes.
Who will be the queen of tears?
Are you making up your mind?
Should we not talk much?
It's already in your mouth.
It's in.
Inoue...
How about you, Inoue?
It's not in!
It's not in.
It's completely empty.
It's not in at all!
It's "ponpon."
Ponpon.
He's angry.
Is he relaxed?
He looks relaxed.
That's right.
Let's start the confrontation.
Ready...
Start!
Wow!
Can you throw it?
No, it's coming.
Wow, wow, wow...
Oh, he can't do it.
He's laughing a little.
Huh?
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming...
Wow!
That's fast!
Why? What did you do?
What did you do?
I wanted to act like I was crying, so I did it.
This guy...
Wow, this is amazing!
Huh? Inoue, what were you thinking about?
Crying...
He would never cry like that.
Cry, cry, cry!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh?
What's wrong?
I couldn't do it...
You couldn't do it, but you did it!
You cried because you couldn't do it!
Five points!
You can say anything you want!
Say anything you want!
Just sit down!
Calm down!
Zero points!
A liar!
And so, Kobayashi is overwhelmingly victorious!
And he fails to go all the way!
Wow, what a show!
I want to see Suga do it, too.
It was peaceful.
The stage was great.
It really was.
Did you cry on stage?
I cried quite a lot.
But at that time,
I was able to move my emotions
because of the people around me.
It was my first time like that.
I'll do my best.
And from the second place, it's Re-copy.
And from the second place, it's Kosaka's turn.
Is there anyone better than Kobayashi?
I think they're both in. They're focused.
Now, the second match of the Hayanaki match.
Start!
But it's okay. Kosaka is surprisingly good.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
It's dark.
Oh!
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's serious! What is it?
What is it?
It's fast!
How do you feel now?
Well...
Oh, it's sad!
What? What?
What?
What's wrong?
What should I do if my family dies?
What should you do if your family dies?
When I was on the stage...
Yeah.
I found a switch of emotions in many places.
So I was about to be sad all of a sudden, but...
What?
But it's amazing.
You can't stop crying!
I'm sorry!
Can you stop crying?
Oh, you stopped crying!
You changed your emotions, didn't you?
You changed your switch, didn't you?
You changed it.
What did you imagine, Kosaka?
Well...
Something that made me angry...
Something that made you angry...
You remembered something that made you angry.
You didn't cry, did you?
You didn't cry at all, did you?
No.
What did you imagine?
Well...
Something that made me sad recently...
When I was about to get a taxi...
A person in front of me took my taxi...
I was frustrated.
You were upset, weren't you?
Yes.
You can't stop crying with that!
After this...
"Gachinko" is on the way!
Which one should we watch next?
What should we do, Runrun?
Well...
"Fluff" is next.
No, "Dodgeball"!
Let's watch "Dodgeball"!
Alright!
Let's watch "Dodgeball"!
Alright!
"Three-way Dodgeball" is played with three divided courts!
"Three-way Dodgeball" is played with three Gaia players each!
If Gaia is wiped out, you lose!
Even if you hit Gaia, you can't go into Gaia!
If you stay until the end, you get 10 points!
Alright! Let's watch it!
Which team will survive?
Let's watch it!
Ready...
Start!
Pass!
Goal!
Gaia will score!
What about Nishisei?
Goal!
No goal!
Safe!
Moria scored!
No goal!
Ishimori!
No goal!
Go!
Matsumoto?
No goal!
Nishisei?
No goal!
Goal!
Nice!
Only Rika left!
Go! Go! Go!
Risa!
Risa scored!
Moria scored!
Go! Go! Go!
Gen-chan! Gen-chan!
Gen-chan is bad at throwing!
Go, Rika!
Pass!
Goal!
Only Shin and Rika are left!
Only Rika is left!
Will there be a reversal?
Yes!
Now, Rika is the only one left!
And two new girls each!
Pamura is amazing! She can't hit it!
She can't hit it!
Rika, watch out!
Now, what will happen?
Pamura's catch power!
But she can't hit it!
Rika!
Now, one new girl too!
She passed it to Moriya!
You can do it!
Pamura!
No way!
It's one on one!
Now, what will happen?
Pretend you're safe and catch it!
Now, what will happen?
Pretend you're safe and catch it!
And now, two new girls are eliminated!
And now, what will happen?
The ball didn't go in!
Scary!
Scary, scary, scary!
That's a pincer attack!
It's over!
Rika is the only one left!
And with that, the new girls team gets 10 points!
I'm sorry, but it's Ten-chan, isn't it?
If you don't hit it now, if you don't hit it now, you'll hit it from behind.
By all means, by all means.
I suddenly got tired.
I forgot.
I thought it was okay because I dodged it once.
That's right.