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BAKA!
This week's program has started again.
We have Mr. Ishikawa who has nothing to do with it.
I'm Ishikawa.
Nice to meet you.
This is "Ke-ya-ki-chen-dei"!
One, two...
Happy Birthday!
This week's program...
Actually, I haven't been asked anything.
Is there such a stupid thing?
Look at your own appearance!
I'm angry!
Why didn't you plan it?
I just put it in the dressing room.
I just cut it quietly.
Before announcing the plan...
As you said just now...
Mr. Sawabe...
Happy Birthday!
Is that so?
Yes, it's May 19th.
Thank you very much.
That's right.
As a birthday plan for this program...
I wanted to give you something.
I thought about it a lot.
This is what you like the most, isn't it?
Mr. Sawabe...
In the past...
You won the "Service Award".
In this program...
There are many programs like this.
You have a lot of money now, don't you?
That...
Mr. Sawabe...
I think you should get it back.
What did you say?!
At the moment...
The total amount is...
290,000 yen.
Now...
290,000 yen...
You're trying to get it back from a man with money.
Since it's your birthday present...
And you're going to play against each other...
If you win...
You can get it back.
If you win all of it...
From this program...
You can get it back for 290,000 yen.
It's huge!
This is huge!
What is it? What is it like?
No, that's not funny!
What's funny about it?
What's not funny about it?
With such a frame-loaded competition prize...
The members who won in past programs compete against each other!
For example, if you win, you get the prize you want for money.
If you lose, you have to pay for it.
However, it's okay if the members are good at competing!
I'd like to start the competition right away.
This time, Serby has joined us as a player of the game.
And I have to judge it myself.
So, today...
I'd like someone to be the MC.
Is there anyone who can be the MC?
No one?
Oh!
Looks good!
I remember Takemoto being in a national competition in a previous program.
That means you can be the MC!
I can?!
I'm Serby!
And Inoue and Takemoto get along well.
Even among these members, they can't argue with each other.
Can you be the MC?
Yes, I can!
You can't argue with each other!
Okay! I'll leave it up to you two today!
Leave it up to us!
That's a great line!
I'm counting on you!
Can you do it?
In a program?
You can do it, right?
You can do it like a title call, right?
Yes, we can do it!
Then, I'll announce today's program!
You didn't say anything at all!
One more time?
You can do it!
I'll do my best!
She said she'll do her best!
I'll do my best!
Then, I'll announce today's program!
Serby's Birthday Special Program!
Talent Show Telebattle!
What?
Birthday?
Like, "What are you doing?"
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Shall we start the chara battle right away?
This time, Sabe-san is alone...
Hey, who said you're a cultural festival?
No one said it! No one said it!
Shall we start the chara battle right away?
This time, Sabe-san is alone and has to play a lot of games.
For when you're tired, we've prepared a relaxing break room.
It's over there!
It's a little dirty.
Isn't it dirty?
If you do it like this, you can rest well, right?
You're making fun of me!
Jumangokumanjyu.
Saitama! Saitama!
Saitama, you're making fun of me!
If you do it like this, Kobayashi won't shut up!
Ozuki, by my side...
In addition, as a second, Sabe will be supported by Ozuki, who loves both men and women.
Propose?
Yes, a little now...
Then, let's start the chara battle!
The first opponent is...
Ishimori-san!
The eternal top batter!
Top batter, Ishimori!
If you forget, you'll be shocked!
With a wish coupon of 10,000 yen, Sabe and Ishimori will battle!
Then, Ishimori-san, what do you want?
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
An espresso machine!
Ah, you can buy it for 10,000 yen!
That's right!
I really like coffee, but...
Even at home...
Is it true?
No, it's not!
You try to be seen well, don't you?
When I'm busy or early in the morning...
I want to make and bring my own delicious coffee, so...
I want to buy it a little.
To explain about this product...
Even with a small body, it can function and grow.
The quality of coffee is particular.
A coffee maker where you can enjoy a cup of tea all the time.
12,000...
12,100 yen!
Hey, who said that?
Did you really participate in the national competition?
I didn't say it!
You didn't say it!
I'm sorry, but...
Tsuchida-san is making fun of me for everything!
Everything!
Then, Ishimori-san, what will you battle with Sabe-san?
Yes!
I will battle with an apple peel!
You chose a good one!
I think I'm a little clumsy.
I think Sabe-san is a little clumsy.
I think I can win this.
Ozaki was licked by this.
That's right.
Don't make fun of my Sabe-san.
This is my Sabe-san.
This is a competition of how long you can peel the apple's skin in two minutes.
If you cut it in the middle, you can start over.
The person with the longest skin cut in two minutes will compete for the winner.
This is not shaving.
In that case, it's better to make it thinner.
That's right.
This is a competition of how long you can peel the apple's skin with an espresso machine.
Is it okay for me to win?
Yes, it's okay.
This is Sabe-san's birthday project.
I don't want to show you Sabe-san's coolness at all.
Are you two ready?
Get ready and start counting from one.
Is it from there?
It's already starting.
Do your best.
I don't know how sharp this knife is, but I might not be able to do it.
This is difficult.
It's been a while since I've done this.
You're doing well, Ishimori-san.
That's right.
It's beautiful.
It's a waste.
It's bleeding.
She's good!
It's beautiful.
You can't do it, can you?
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Ozeki!
Can you do it?
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Ozeki!
You can do it!
Help me!
Okay. Do you need anything?
Ozeki! Water!
Ozeki!
Popcorn!
It's bleeding.
What is it?! Damn it!
Water! Water!
I can't win at all.
Why?!
Damn it!
You have 30 seconds left.
Ishimori is cutting the skin carefully.
And...
Wow! She didn't cut it even once!
You can do it!
Are you serious?!
It's beautiful.
She did it!
Wow!
Amazing!
She cut it with a pair of scissors!
Wow!
Amazing!
Look!
Ishimori!
This is a bad attitude.
Ishimori won!
Yes!
Wow!
Amazing!
The winner, Ishimori, will receive this product from Service.
Wow!
I'm so happy!
Can you do it again, please?
Good!
Thank you very much!
Drink it!
If you like it, drink it!
I'll drink it! I'll bring it!
The contract team of "serve-shall-get"
Next, Uemura!
What is the product of 10,000 yen that she obtained from "forget-it-and-shock" that she slowly rotated?
Well, what does Uemura-san want?
Yes!
What is it?
It's a vacuum cleaner's battery.
Battery?
What? A battery?
Before, at White Day, Tsuchida-san bought me a vacuum cleaner.
Oh, you did, Roku.
And I've been using it for a long time.
And suddenly, it stopped working.
And then, I was told that my battery died.
I see, I see.
Roku-san, please change only this part to a new one.
Change only this part?
So, Uemura-san and Saabe-san, what are you going to compete with?
Please use a photo frame.
What is it?
We will show you a part of a member's body.
And you have to guess who it is.
There will be no cheating and you will win if you get two questions right.
So, this is a part of a member's body or something like that?
That's right.
It's difficult.
I'm sure it's a member's body.
Uemura-san and Yuri-san are used to seeing this kind of thing.
Are you ready?
Let's start with the first question.
Who is this person?
Oh, I know who it is.
I think I know who it is.
Can I say it?
Nakagama Neru.
That's wrong.
Doesn't it look like Uemura-san?
Who is it?
Uemura-san.
Ten-chan?
No, Yumi!
No, no, no.
Yumi!
Sabe-san.
Seki!
That's right!
So, this is a one-point player, right?
That's right!
Sabe-san, you didn't do anything wrong just now, did you?
I didn't do anything wrong?
Uemura-san, you didn't do anything wrong, did you?
I didn't do anything wrong just now.
That's right.
So, this is a reach, right?
Yes, it's a reach.
You did it!
Alright, alright, alright.
This is bad, Uemura-san.
At this rate, even if you go home, you won't be able to move your vacuum cleaner.
Go home in two questions, battery!
You can do it, Uemura-san!
Alright, here's the second question.
Who is this person?
I know who it is!
I definitely know who it is!
Lisa?
Why?!
Please continue.
What is this?
It's true.
When was it, Lisa?
Ah, there was that costume.
Ah, this looks like Lisa.
Ah, but it's Uemura-san.
Ah, it's really Uemura-san.
It's Uemura-san and Lisa, right?
The correct answer is Watanabe Lisa-san!
Why?!
Wow!
Lisa, did you know yourself?
I didn't know.
You don't know, do you?
It's getting more and more interesting!
One-on-one!
Alright, here's the third question.
Who is this person?
I don't know. What is this?
Karin-chan!
Wait a minute! That's gross!
I'm a big fan of Karin-chan!
If you get it right, you get it right. That's gross!
Sobe's victory!
That's what he thinks.
He has a suggestion from his senior.
By the way, I have one more question.
How about it? If you have one more question,
you win if you get it right in the middle of the question.
What is it?
There's no rule like that.
What is it like that?
There's no rule like that.
Let's cancel all recordings.
We have no choice but to do it.
Okay, shall we do it?
Shall we do it?
If Uemura-san wins...
This vacuum cleaner battery will be a gift.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Special question, please!
Who is this person?
What is it like that?
There's clothes like that?
Uemura-san!
What is it like that?
Isn't it Santa-san?
Sobe-san?
No!
Eh?
Nijihiko...Santa-san?
Wow!
Once again, is Nijihiko-sensei one of the members?
This is a funny joke problem. Don't hit me with one blow!
But Nijihiko-san...
It's like when you're wearing pajamas.
I don't need this kind of cut.
What is this problem?
The correct answer is Nijihiko-sensei.
You may have forgotten, but I'm Katakana Keyaki.
I don't have this kind of cut.
Clean it up, then.
Uemura somehow got a survey award for sliding.
Next up is Matsudaira, who got it from a zombie army in a fair dungeon.
Kibou Shohinba, a vegan steamer with about 20,000 yen.
And the competition is...
This time we're doing a headbanging competition.
Headbanging competition?
Headbanging?
I love rock music.
I see.
While listening to my favorite songs, I'm going to compete with Serbu-san in headbanging.
Headbanging?
Headbanging competition is a headbanging competition where you hit each other's heads.
You'll compete in how many times you hit each other's heads in 30 seconds.
Hit each other's heads!
On your marks...
Get set...
Start!
It's shaking!
What do we do about this?
You're not shaking at all, are you okay?
2, 1, time's up!
Now, please answer!
The result is, Matsudaira got 44 times.
As for Sawabe...
Sawabe-san...
77!
No way!
Run away!
Since Ricopi has lost, unfortunately, Sawabe-san will be confiscated!
Run away!
I didn't expect it to be this bad!
Run away!
But, Ricopi, if you don't mind, please look at it.
I didn't shake at all.
It wasn't the Steamer Get he wished for...
Or rather, it was a complete defeat!
10 seconds!
So, Matsudaira won in the Pair Dungeon Battle!
What does he want for 20,000 yen in cash?
Here it is!
It's a small-face set!
What?
A small-face set!
A small-face set?!
This is a small-face pillow that helps with lymphatic flow...
and a small-face lift-up belt...
and a vegan roller that helps with swelling.
Awesome!
So, Matsudaira and Sawabe-san, what will you be playing against?
Yes!
A spinning bat!
I've never played a real spinning bat before...
so I don't have a lot of confidence in myself.
But, I thought I might be able to do it, so I chose it.
She's looking down on you.
The rules are...
Put the bat on your forehead and spin 10 times together.
After that, dash to the goal 20 meters ahead of you!
The one who reaches the goal first wins!
I'm going to kick him in the face!
You don't have any experience, do you?
I don't think you can do it!
I can do it!
What!?
Ready,
Go!
One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five,
Six,
Seven,
Eight,
Nine,
Start!
So, the winner is...
Matsuda!
Oh, I feel sick!
Which one is better?
Do you want me to say it?
No, you say it.
Or, do you want me to say it 100,000 times?
No, you say it 200,000 times!
Shawabe, you're out of control.
Anyway, Matsuda won the prize!
Please smile more than you have done so far!
I'll do my best!
Next up is Ten-chan, who won the prize at Wolf Queen.
The prize is...
Wolf Queen!
Ten-san!
Is it real!?
It's real! Is it Hamachi!?
Yes, it's Hamachi.
Hamachi!? Why!?
I really like Hamachi.
Even if I go to a sushi restaurant, I only order Hamachi.
Oh, you like it that much!
Then, I'll buy two of them, so you can eat a lot of Hamachi.
How much is it?
One Hamachi from Kagoshima Prefecture is 15,000 yen.
Wow!
It's a good price.
Hamachi from Kagoshima Prefecture is a great brand.
Is it famous?
Yes, it is.
What are you going to play with Servi-san?
Yes, I'm going to play table tennis.
Wow!
You're pretty serious about it.
Yes, I am.
Table tennis?
Servi-san, do you play table tennis?
I joined a club for about two or three years.
What!?
You were in a club?
When? In elementary school?
Yes, I was.
You were in a club.
Oh, I see.
What about you, Servi-san?
I've never played table tennis before.
Just for fun.
But people call me "Hairimoto of Saitama".
People call you "Hairimoto of Saitama".
That's right.
Servi-san, are you confident you can win?
I told you!
I can win!
You!
A serious table tennis match!
The winner is the player with 5 points!
Servi-san, are you confident you can win?
I told you!
You didn't answer me!
I told you!
Why!?
Because you said it again.
Oh, I did? Sorry.
Ready, start!
Go for it!
The winner is the player with 5 points!
It's a good match!
You've already used up your 10 points!
Go for it!
Wait a minute!
It's fine! It's my point!
Wait a minute!
What's with the "tadun" sound?
That's no good!
Do you know that?
Sanji-chan, can you get me some sugar?
Let's eat the 100,000 Goku Manju!
I'm sorry, Ozeki!
Thank you!
It's true that Ozeki has been looking for a place to go for a while now.
You're right!
I'm a little disappointed!
I might not have enough sugar!
Sugar! Sugar!
It's so good! It's too good!
Mr. Starbe!
What about you?
It's fine!
I've already used up my 100,000 Goku Manju!
With almost the same ability, they continue to fight with all their might!
What will happen?
Is Ten-chan going to get a match point?
And from here...
A terrible development awaits!
Go for it, Mr. Starbe!
This is bad!
Wait a minute!
It's pointless, right?
Ozeki!
Ah! It's broken!
So you're saying it's pointless?
But Ten-chan, you got a match point earlier, so it's pointless now, right?
Is it fine like this?
Yet, neither of them can decide!
The score is five to five, ten to ten!
Now, this is juice, so you have to get two more points.
Alright! You can do it!
You can do it!
This is bad!
This is a pinch!
Hang in there!
Calm down!
Don't let it get cold!
Hang in there!
That was strong!
No, you haven't done it yet!
If you hit here and hit the corner from here, it's like "excuse me"!
You haven't done it yet!
This is serious vs. serious! Who will win?!
Now it's 5 vs. 5, so it's better to get two more points.
This is bad!
It's getting interesting!
Now it's 5 vs. 5!
It's coming in really deep!
Now, Ten-chan, do your best!
They're lined up!
Now, Serve-san has taken a step forward!
You can do it!
You can do it, Ten-chan!
It's in!
Amazing!
It's in!
And with that, this match is...
Serve-san has won!
It can't be helped!
It was a good match!
Ten-chan was able to catch up!
Oh, I see.
The heated battle continues!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors listed below.
Next episode, it's the second half!
Havu is furious at his immature serve!
And Havu counterattacks with rage!
What kind of match is this?