AISubs v3.5
[Bang! Today is also a new day. We have a guest who is not tired of playing games.]
I'm Suda. Nice to meet you.
[Today is game day!]
[Applause]
Let's go!
[Laughter]
Before we start, should we apologize to some of our members?
Do you remember? We had a Valentine's Day project.
We did a lot of things, but there was an incident.
Was there an incident more exciting than that?
Yes, there were chocolates from second graders.
And first graders each had their own lockers.
There were chocolates in those lockers.
Each lockers had their own characteristics.
If you were Rika, you would have a lot of flowers.
If you were Koike, you would have a lot of penguins.
If you were Ozaki, you would have a lot of me.
It was a bit of a mess, but we all had our own lockers.
However, this is Kobayashi's locker.
Take a look at it.
This is Kobayashi's locker.
It's a mysterious high school girl's locker.
There is nothing about Kobayashi.
You were a little angry, weren't you?
I heard you can buy this for 100 yen.
[Laughter]
Wait a minute. Kobayashi, you really searched for this sticker?
My mom found it for 100 yen.
Your mom searched for it?
This sticker...
You were angry, weren't you?
My daughter has more.
And the staff said, "Oh no, Kobayashi is leaving."
They were scared.
That's right. The staff held an emergency meeting and decided to learn more about Kobayashi.
Sorry, I was wrong.
I want to know more about Kobayashi.
[Applause]
There is an apology in the title, too.
That's right.
Although it's been four and a half years since the program started,
staff who know nothing about Kobayashi learned about Kobayashi again,
and it's 30 minutes for viewers to know about Kobayashi again.
This time, we're going to know about Kobayashi again.
We did a 100-question questionnaire only for Kobayashi.
We did it.
You answered 100 questions, didn't you?
Yes.
How was it?
I thought it would be long.
I know.
It's long.
Among those 100 questions, here is some of them that were rejected.
Open!
Tsutsuya-san, is there anything you're curious about?
Wow, that's a great question.
In the past tests, you got 3 points for lowest and highest points.
What? 3 points?
Yes, I did.
When?
When I was in middle school.
Oh, I see.
But now it's the other way around.
Highest and highest points get 50 points.
When you were in middle school, what kind of privileges did you have when you became friends with your friends?
It says "I'll treat you."
Wow, that's amazing.
No, no, there's a lot of money-making stuff coming in.
Kobashi-san!
Huh? You're going to treat me?
If you say "rice" or something like that, I'll pay you.
Really? Then the three of us will go.
Today?
Let's go?
I'm surprised at your habits.
Habits? Where?
Unexpected.
Your fingers are poki-poki.
My fingers are poki-poki?
Yeah.
How do you do it?
That's what Showa people in Saitama do a lot.
Showa Saitama!
Huh? What about that?
A name you'd like to give your child.
Ren.
I've always wanted a name I could use for both girls and boys.
Was "Kobayashi Ren" better?
"Kobayashi" itself is a little...
It's amazing, isn't it?
"Kobayashi" isn't something you like, but it's amazing, isn't it?
What "Ren" was better?
If you had to give me a name with 100 points, what "Ren" would you like?
I like "Tachibana."
Tachibana Ren.
It's like a manga or anime.
"Ren" is getting too much influence.
In addition, everything about "Kobayashi" is found in the survey.
Some of them have "mekuri" written on them.
What in the world is this?
I don't think "Kobayashi" would do something like that.
It's a little like a TV show, so I think you'd answer it in a good way.
Do you have it?
I think you'd answer it like an idol.
So, in advance of this survey,
I'm asking people who know "Kobayashi" well to check it out.
Excuse me!
Hello!
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Why are you showing your face?
Are you stupid?
Please introduce yourself!
I'm "Ane" of "Kobayashi".
Thank you for everything.
"Ane-san", thank you!
Thank you very much!
You're hiding your face when you're cheering for "Kobayashi", aren't you?
So, today, "Ane-san" will...
"Ane-san" will check this survey in advance.
And we're going to check it one by one.
From "Ane-san"'s perspective, the blue one is different, isn't it?
That's right.
So, let's check it out one by one!
[Laughter]
You can do it! You can do it!
You're so cute!
You can do it! You can do it!
I'm gonna kill you!
[Laughter]
If you kill her, you'll commit a crime, so please don't kill her.
First of all, if you could describe your personality in one word, you'd say "serious".
Well, I'd say "serious" myself.
[Laughter]
But you're different.
For you, you'd say "shy"!
[Laughter]
You're not serious, you're shy!
He doesn't really say "thank you" to his family.
But he talks about how grateful he is in magazines.
What kind of episode is it?
I wrote him a letter on his birthday.
He doesn't say "thank you" or "I'll do my best" to me.
But when I think about it, he says "I care about you" in the magazine.
I'm so happy!
You're happy about it, too, right?
If you wrote it in an article you read without thinking about it...
Wow! I can't wait for it!
And if you don't mind, please open the back door!
[Laughter]
Why?
I'm just curious.
You don't say "thank you" in front of your family?
We've been together for a long time.
It's embarrassing for me to say it in front of my family.
That happens.
We live together.
Next, your specialty.
Your job.
I feel lonely.
But if you look at it from your perspective...
Members' impersonations!
Huh?
The members have unexpected voices.
Unexpected voices!
The members' impersonations of how they sing are good.
I think only people who know this would know.
The best is the unit called "Goninbayashi".
The impersonation of "no" in "shoujo ni wa modorenai" is good.
Is it a characteristic of each member?
Yes, it is.
I didn't know that.
I've never seen it.
Huh?
How did you do it?
Can you do it now?
First of all, let's listen to the original sound source.
The impersonation of "no" in "shoujo ni wa modorenai" is good.
Can you do it now?
Yes.
Please do an impersonation of "goninbayashi".
The spiral staircase is hard to climb because you can't see anything in front of you, right?
The impersonation of "no" in "shoujo ni wa modorenai" is good.
This is wonderful!
Next, this one.
Where do you think is the turning point?
Eyes! Two eyes!
Usually, girls have a lot of eyes, don't they?
She has clear eyes, but the answer she gave is...
this one!
"Burikko" that comes out from time to time!
I don't think this is very...
No, that's right.
The members were also like "Huh?"
Do you have that side of you?
Well, when I'm asked for a favor, I say something cute.
I say something like a baby.
I've never seen it!
Oh, you have it here!
I do.
When I say I want to be in a photo with you,
I poke my finger and say "I want you to be in it!"
That's cute!
Can I say it now?
What?
Wait a minute! I'm an old man!
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to put it on?
I don't want to be in it!
What do you mean you don't want to be in it?!
Be in it!
Why?!
It's just that you two are old men!
Do you want me to do it like this?
I want you to be in it!
She is cute!
Yes, she is.
She is my little sister.
She is cute, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
Sometimes you show her a little bit.
But there is a gap.
Yes, she is.
She is cute.
Next, let's move on.
Tell me your habit of saying 'I love you'.
I love you.
I have heard of it before.
I heard of it, too.
How about you, sister?
I love you!
Sister!
When I was in middle school,
she was a pretty girl.
In middle school?
Yes, she is.
Even now, but
she says 'I love you!'
I love you.
Just by talking to her?
I think my dad says that a lot, too.
When I tell my parents about the Keyakizaka incident,
they say it's a pain in the ass.
What do you say, Ozaki?
I tell them to watch TV.
You tell them to watch TV?
This is the most embarrassing nickname you've ever given me.
I didn't say it.
You only said it.
That's what you said.
Here it is.
"Otama-chan"!
"Otama-sensei"!
"You said it"!
You said it three times.
I did.
You said it three times.
Does that mean you forgot about it?
How long has it been?
"Otama-chan"?
It's funny, isn't it?
I don't know.
You shouldn't say it like that.
There's a hurdle.
Who said it? A friend?
My mom.
My mom said it to me.
Your mom?!
In the news, Otama Jack said it from the sky.
There was!
In the news...
The one from the sky.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yui saw it and said, "That's me," apparently.
What do you mean?!
Scary! It's scary!
Scary!
"That's me," she said.
She said it to her mom, and that's how she started being called "Otama-chan."
So it's not your mom's fault.
It's Kobayashi's own fault.
I see! She said it herself!
There was a lot of Otama Jacks dying on regular roads with no ponds or anything like that.
In the news, a little girl said, "That's me."
Scary! It's scary!
That's me.
She said it!
Do you remember it?
Huh? I may not remember it.
But you don't remember being called "Otama-chan," do you?
I remember being called "Otama-chan."
I remember being called that.
Otama Jack...
She said, "Otama-sensei!"
Your rank went up a little, didn't it?
What about "Yuyu-tan," ma'am?
It's a game where you make your own character.
I named my game "Yuyu-tan."
I see!
It's hard to name your own game "Yuyu-tan," isn't it?
You don't usually do that, do you?
And I want to ask you, ma'am.
Why did you become "Otama-sensei" from "Otama- chan"?
"Otama-sensei"...
Don't you know the origin of that name, ma'am?
Huh? Why?
Do you have one, ma'am?
My voice is "cng," so they call me "khan."
Sounds like "crewer d."
Your voice, too...
When I want you to do something for me, or when I want you to help me, you call me "Otama-sensei."
Sensei! Sensei!
Otama-sensei!
Can you help me with the cleaning?
Clean up after me, okay?
Sorry for keeping you busy, ma'am.
Not at all!
Thank you, ma'am!
Thank you!
I'm glad.
The staff of the show reflected on themselves.
They decided to study Kobayashi again.
So they checked only Kobayashi in every video.
I don't like that.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Then they found out about Kobayashi's true identity.
We have a video about that.
Please watch it.
The other day, Kobayashi went missing.
We received a lot of information about the incident.
We looked at the situation seriously.
In order to know more about Kobayashi,
we checked Kobayashi's every video.
First of all, we got to the truth of the punishment.
First of all, it's a live fanfare.
Kobayashi's fanfare, which is also a specialty among fans.
Please compare it with other members.
Kobayashi, who looks like an idol and boasts about popularity.
In Fukuoka...
You can shout louder, can't you?!
Oh, how cute!
In Fukuoka...
You can shout louder, can't you?!
What? What? What?
Is it weird?
You can shout louder, can't you?!
Kobayashi, on the other hand, has a soft voice.
That's not good. I can't do this song.
You can shout louder, can't you?!
Here we go!
That's dangerous!
That's amazing!
Kobayashi showed off his strong voice.
In Osaka...
She also got her members involved.
You can't say that!
You can shout louder, can't you?!
Oh, that's good!
And...
I'm not an idiot like you!
You did it! You did it properly! You did it!
Not only fans, but also members casually diss each other.
This is called "double dos".
Maybe it's because of that personality, but one day fans came up with the nickname "Saitama's strong sword".
"Saitama's strong sword".
Furthermore, we also checked the studio footage that was cut during the broadcast.
What we found there...
...was a lot of blur.
Actually, Kobayashi's studio footage is overwhelmingly numerous.
And most of it is just blur for some reason.
Let's take a look at some of it this time.
Kobayashi's studio footage
If it's an overreaction, isn't it fun to talk in a simple way?
It's fun.
Serve-san, you're pretty good at it.
I'm good at it?!
Look!
You're kidding me!
It's a little annoying.
You're terrible.
It's over!
She's fighting with her brother.
This is wonderful!
I want to be a baker, so I want to train.
You want to train to make bread.
When did you start thinking about it?
Many years ago.
That's weird.
Who is it?
Captain!
Who is it?
It's not the producer!
It's me!
It's amazing!
There's a cave bath at the hotel's hot spring.
It's amazing!
There's a bath in the basement.
You can't do it in New York, right?
Can we do it?
It's not allowed.
You said it in a low voice.
It's not allowed.
Don't say it like that!
I'll do it.
Yes, there is.
There is.
You sound like Ikemen Modoki.
Who is Ikemen Modoki?
I can hear you, Kobayashi.
I can hear you.
That's all for Kobayashi's phone call.
It's a blur, but it's an introduction, isn't it?
That's right.
It's interesting.
It's a habit.
Even when I'm watching TV at home, I say it alone.
You say it.
You don't have to say it out loud, do you?
If I say it out loud, I don't think it will be interesting.
You know that well, don't you?
It's interesting enough now.
It was interesting now.
I can watch it for only 30 minutes.
I don't want to say this, but it's okay for me to mess with you.
That's right.
We've been friends for a long time.
Please don't make me look like I don't know you.
Why is it visible here?
It was on the production company's desk.
It just happened to be there.
A family like this.
Kobayashi-san, I'm sorry for this time.
Please take it!
Finally, I'd like to say "I'm really sorry" to Kobayashi from the program staff.
Once again, I made a locker for Kobayashi.
I'd like you to take a look at it.
Please!
Kobayashi.
Look at the locker.
Please!
How is it?
What is it?
It's cheap, isn't it?
You made it yourself, didn't you?
It's amazing!
There are hundreds of thousands of them!
There are hundreds of thousands of them in a row!
It's amazing! It's so cute!
It's amazing!
Wait a minute!
Can you open the locker of Ushimori for a moment?
There is a dog in Ushimori, isn't it?
And finally, Kobayashi.
Yes!
Can you open the locker for a moment?
I'll open it.
What?
And...
It's like...
A toaster?
This is a toaster that the staff wanted to give Kobayashi as an apology.
I'll give you this as a present.
Wait a minute.
I'm researching this.
I asked the staff what Kobayashi wanted and she said she wanted this.
This? But there are many kinds of toasters now.
This is it, right?
Yes.
If it's not, say it.
No, it's okay with this.
She said it's okay with this.
No, I wanted this.
It was actually different.
An oven, a microwave and a toaster.
The one that comes with it?
The one that comes with it.
But I wanted this and I wanted this, too.
The one that wanted an oven and a microwave wanted this, right?
I wanted this. Thank you.
It's a shame that it didn't melt in the end.
Was there something else in it?
Oh, there's something in it.
Oh, what is this?
Kobayashi, please show us what you got.
The U-TURN family will give it to Kobayashi!
You can't get it now!
U-TURN family!
It's obvious that he's giving the company's toaster to Kobayashi.
He's a VHS.
We've done a lot of things this week.
Kobayashi, how did you like it in the end?
I think it was a great opportunity for the staff and the fans to get to know me.
Thank you very much.
It made me feel a little better.
Oh, really?
Yes.
That's good.
I don't want a toaster and I don't want a VHS.
I want you to give me the VHS.
I want you to do it like this.
Rika has finally gone to a bakery!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music...
...and sponsors like you.
Next time, Rika's talent will be unleashed in the training of a pie shop!
And you two will be touched by Saito's gold wire!