AISubs v3.5
It starts at 5 o'clock.
We are here with Mr. Ishikawa.
I'm Ishikawa.
And we are here with Mr. Kiyaki.
What's up, Sato and Haruo?
So, where are we?
Let me announce our plan.
Our plan is...
Let's go to Genkatsu Shokyaku!
Mr. Kiyaki jumped into the pool!
It's a very expensive set, isn't it?
That's right.
The plan was made by chance.
If the second generation fails, the first generation will jump into the pool.
Sato's birth and Moria's shocking record and many other highlights are included in this project!
It's a waste of money to end it with only one episode!
So, we'll do it for the second episode!
Oh, that's right. I remember that incident.
Rika said something like, "If you succeed in the game, you'll fall."
Was there such an incident?
Yes, there was.
Why did you say that?
Well...
It was a long time.
Was it?
Yes, it was.
But you succeeded in the second generation, and you wanted to hear the second generation talk about it.
You succeeded for the first time, and you were happy about it.
You wanted to hear their happy voices.
And you talked about it for a long time, and suddenly...
Ah!
Don't say that.
We have that, too.
Narco?
Don't call her "Narco."
Narco.
The first generation didn't do it last time, and the second generation will do it this time, too.
And we'll have a few people challenge it.
By the way, the members who haven't done it yet are...
I think it's like this.
Oh, it's around here.
It looks like this.
If it's like this...
That's right. No one can stand it.
That's true.
In addition, what did you say last time?
Hey, hey, it's boring just to fall in the pool.
It's boring!
I used to do it, too.
I used to do it.
There was a voice like that.
Oh, what is it? You didn't do it?
That's it.
So, this time...
I've prepared some powder.
Yes, variety shows are all about powder.
That's true.
When you come out of the water, it's important that you're white.
That's right, that's right.
But this is one big point.
Yes.
Because you can be cute.
Oh!
That's how you do it.
You can be funny.
You can be funny and you can be cute.
Ozaki didn't do it, right?
If you do it this time, it's Ozaki's turn.
Chance of drooling
You can do it, right?
Ozaki, say it all.
Ozaki, drool and make a little water bottle.
I don't like it!
Mix drool and powder.
This time, if you fall, power up with powder!
Rescue will also take pressure!
Please do your best!
Now, we are ready.
The first uphill challenger will be decided at 9 o'clock!
Tsuchiya-san!
While Ozeki is climbing up, we will also decide which game the other members will be challenged with the lottery.
Then, this one!
What kind of game is this?
"Change the line of the average table"!
Here it is! "Change the line of the average table"!
The rule is that the four chosen members will ride on the average table, and all of them will change the line of the average table while riding on the table.
When the line change is over, you can stop and rescue Ozeki, but if you fall from the average table, you will have to start over from the beginning, so please be careful!
Please be careful!
Oh, I'm going to fall!
That's right! If you fall, you're out of luck!
Maybe, before the average person falls, Ozeki will fall!
There is a high possibility of falling!
These four will challenge the game!
There are some unreliable people!
How about you four, Ozeki? Do you think you can do it?
I'm only anxious!
I'm a little anxious because of the length of my arms and legs!
That's right!
How about you?
I have a good balance!
So you can keep the average table!
What about you, Riko?
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
- Oh, she's fine. - I'll support you.
- Oh, she's kind. - If you don't do something about Riko, it won't work out.
Riko might fall all over the place.
- Now, Ozeki! - Yes!
- Try going up that hill. - It's surprisingly high.
- It's high, isn't it? - Yes.
- It's high up there. - Now, it's up to these members to save Ozeki.
- Was the average table this wide? - It's quite thin.
- And if you like it, it's quite scary. - That's true.
- It's high up there. - Now, Ozeki! - Yes!
- If you have something to say to the four of you... - What?
- Please save me! - That's right!
- Please save me! - That's all we can do.
- Now, let's begin Ozeki's hill climb challenge! - Yes!
- Start! - Yay!
- Now, the four of them have climbed up. - Can you stand up?
- You're okay, right? - You can do it!
- Now, Ozeki is climbing up slowly. - Ozeki, you can do it!
- Now, in the middle. - Is it okay in the middle?
- In the middle... - You can do it!
- In the middle, Nagano and Rika... - Wait!
- They're climbing up! - Rika, put your legs out.
- Oh, but... - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- Now, Rika... - You can do it!
- While holding on... - You can do it!
- Now... - You can do it!
- From the beginning! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- Now, what strategy should we use? - Shouldn't we crouch down?
- Oh, like a koel! - You should crouch down and bend over.
- Crouch down... - Wait!
- It's impossible! - Ozeki is climbing up in a great speed!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Crouch down... - Crouch down and bend over.
- Rika is like a koel! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- Now, Ozeki is climbing up... - Crouch down and bend over!
- This is good! - You can do it!
- What's going on? - Nagaoka's hands...
- Whose hands are these? - Whose hands are these? - What's going on? - Nagaoka's hands...
- You have to put your hands up! - Nagaoka!
- Both of you! Meanwhile, Ozeki is... - Ozeki is holding up! - Hold up, Ozeki!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- And you're doing it with just your legs! - You're doing it!
- Ozeki is surprisingly... - Ozeki is surprisingly...
- This is Ozeki's style! - This is Ozeki's style!
- Ozeki is scared of heights like that! - This is bad! This is bad!
- Be careful! - Be careful!
She jumped into the water!
- She jumped in with such a speed! - Just with her legs!
- Just with her legs? Oh! She has a dog's mustache! - Oh! She has a dog's mustache!
Onegi.
Like a cute type of youkai.
Nice.
Where is the water bottle?
Like grandma.
TAMURA!
They did their best, but it took too much time to rescue them and they couldn't meet them and fell into the pool.
They couldn't cook.
Wonderful!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
The second climber is Inoue.
I don't know.
Humans are different.
There are six challengers.
Six of you will connect your right hand with someone other than you.
Next, you will connect your left hand with someone other than you.
You will get entangled.
From that state, you will do something good without letting go of your hand.
If you make a beautiful circle, you will succeed.
That means Inoue will get entangled.
I understand that.
It's a challenge.
However, Inoue will not choose those six people.
Inoue chose these six people.
One person is anxious.
I'm anxious, too.
You are not flexible.
No, but...
Have you become flexible in the past four years?
Not at all.
However, Inoue is a genius.
I'm an ace.
She is an ace.
She is a mysterious genius.
Inoue.
Yes.
How do you feel on the slope?
I'm stiff and I can't open my body.
What?
You can't reach it?
My legs aren't stable.
She is only flexible.
She is flexible.
That's dangerous.
I don't think you can do it.
You haven't done this human chain before.
You must be anxious.
If you have something to say to the six of you...
Please.
That's all we can say.
Please.
Everyone is ready to get entangled.
Then, let's start Inoue's slope challenge.
Start!
Move! Move!
The human chain is...
Good! It's like a new song's choreography!
You can do it!
Go for it! Cheer for her!
You can do it!
Go for it!
She's moving up little by little!
You can do it!
Cheer for her!
You can do it!
Go for it!
Success!
Great success!
Inoue!
Inoue, I'm glad you came!
You did it!
Inoue, you're safe!
That was amazing, wasn't it?
It was amazing, wasn't it?
How was it, Inoue?
Everyone's...
Achievements?
Yes!
Show us, Inoue!
Isn't it amazing?
Inoue!
Don't ignore me, Inoue!
Inoue, don't be angry!
I'm asking you how you feel!
What about your achievements?
Who's pulling you now?
Who's pulling you?
Inoue!
What's wrong with you?!
What are you doing?!
It was my turn just now!
Are you okay?
I always die...
Somehow, Inoue...
Scary...
We warned Rika, didn't we?
What are you doing?
Because...
You asked for a great comment, didn't you?
But it was a success!
I endured it.
Please explain it clearly. What do you mean?
I fell.
She fell.
I see...
You should have gone down that hill.
I see...
But...
I didn't notice it.
I'm glad you stopped.
You're crazy.
Inoue, you're crazy.
But we got excited, didn't we?
Right?
Because it was...
Yes, yes.
Amazing.
All six of us, including Inoue, were like...
Gling-gling.
When we said it for the first time, we were like...
Whoa!
I see.
Even though they cleared the gate,
they fell into the pool while they were excited.
It can't be helped.
Stop it!
The next hill climbing challenger is Tamura!
The rescue game is "hunting competition."
Please bring something from the studio, hallway, or TMC.
If all three of you challenge in a row and bring it all, you'll reach the top of the hill.
Have you ever done a hunting competition with the three of you?
No.
You probably wouldn't do it now at an athletic meet.
No, we wouldn't.
It really depends on the topic.
That's right.
What if it's like 2 million yen?
What?
That's right.
Are you serious?
2 million yen?
Hideki Takahashi was here today, so it might work out.
Your wallet?
Now, Tamura, say something to the three of you.
Oh, not at all.
I'm fine.
I'm not slow, but...
I'll do my best.
It seems like you're fine, so look for it slowly.
No, it's not like that.
Rika, you should really look for it slowly.
Now, Tamura's hill climb challenge.
Ready...
Start!
First, Tonkachi! Takemoto, please borrow me a Tonkachi!
No, no, no, no!
This is, of course, Odogusan!
Odogusan! Find Odogusan!
Which is it? Is it behind or behind?
Odogusan!
Behind Odogusan!
Odogusan!
Here, here!
Where is it? Is it here?
Is it here?
Is it there? No, is it a ring?
There are a lot of them!
Is it a ring?
Where do you have it?
Odogusan!
Where is it?
It's there!
Is it here?
Thank you!
Yes!
It's back! It's back!
Yes, Tonkachi! OK!
Next is Uemura!
Now, tape recording!
Tape recording!
Where is the tape?
Tape recording! Find it!
Tamura!
Yes!
Are you OK?
I don't know what angle I'm at right now...
No, you're going up quite a bit!
Oh! Uemura!
Uemura!
Go for it! Go for it!
He's climbing up the stairs!
Is this a good decision?
This is a good decision!
I guess the tape recording is in the sub-floor!
Go for it!
The camera is waiting for you in the sub-floor!
I knew you'd come!
That's the correct answer!
There's the correct answer here!
Where is it? Where is it?
Tape recording!
Please greet us properly!
Shouldn't we ask where the tape recording is?
Yes!
It's trying to steal it!
Oh! Is this it?
Is this it?
That's it! That's it!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Uemura is using SONYNET, isn't he?
That's right!
He's glancing at it!
Tamura is stealing it!
In the middle of that, Tamura is already...
It's okay! It's okay! Uemura is coming!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Now, Uemura is the second one on the tape!
Okay!
Okay! Finally, Rika!
Rika!
Her last name is the same as the member's!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Rika! Rika! Rika!
Rika, anyone is fine! Anyone is fine! Anyone is fine!
Her last name is the same as the member's!
We have no choice but to ask her!
What's her name?
Her communication skills are the best!
But we can't ask her!
Rika, ask her! Ask her!
It's Abe.
Abe-san, you're wrong!
Isn't it Abe? Isn't it Abe?
No, it's not!
Now, little by little, Tamura is...
Little by little, her legs are...
Her hair is moving over there!
She's barely there!
Oh no!
You can do it!
Little by little...
Now, hurry up!
Rika! Hurry up!
There are a lot of staff here!
What's your name?
Who are you asking?!
Tamura, don't go too high up, Tamura!
Tamura, go up!
Go back a little!
Go a little lower!
Now, Rika, hurry up!
Don't worry, you can do it!
That girl...
There's someone over there!
What are you doing?
She's not there!
She's there! She's there! She's there!
Hurry up and come back!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Bring her back! Bring her back!
Bring her back! Bring her back!
Yes! What's your name?!
Inoue!
Inoue! Yes!
You're correct!
Please, please accept it!
Thank you!
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
Tamura, did you see that?!
D-did you see it?!
Inoue-san! Inoue-san!
Inoue-san!
By the way, what is your job?
Let me down first...
Inoue-san, what is your job?
I'm an AD.
AD-san! AD-san!
AD-san and Inoue-san were here!
Tamura, you're strong!
I know! Thank you! But let me down first!
That's right! That's right!
Yes! Then, OK! Tamura, success!
Wow, amazing!
What is your name?!
With their hard work, they succeeded in rescuing for the first time!
The fourth one is "Saito goes up the road"!
The rescue game is "Saito's strengths and weaknesses quiz"!
In the preliminary survey, if you can answer five of your ten strengths that Saito answered, you'll clear the game!
Saito answered ten of them?!
Saito answered ten of his strengths?!
There are ten of them, right?!
Yes, there are ten of them!
For me, there are only four of them.
How many did you actually answer?!
Actually, I answered about four of them.
That's not possible!
I did my best and answered eight of them.
The other two, I asked my manager or my staff.
Saito has a lot of strengths!
Yes, he does!
The five people that Saito chose will answer!
Ready, start!
Saito!
His skin is beautiful!
No!
His skin is white!
His skin is white! Correct!
His nose is high!
No!
His eyes are beautiful!
No!
His team spirit!
No!
His dancing is good!
No, not at all!
He's always cheerful!
That's right!
Somehow, Saito always answered correctly!
It's hard for him and the members to agree on what they think.
It's Saito! Saito! Saito!
Saito and Mundo! Mundo and Cho!
Hagenai! Hagenai!
Then...
Saito!
Saito! Saito! Saito!
What?!
Huh? Someone I don't know came out.
Saito!
Huh?
You can't come in unless you're related to us, can you?
By the way, here is the correct answer.
It seems that it was difficult for him because he only twisted his body.
I'm a little white now.
Five of you, Saito and Ni.
I'm sorry.
Thank you, Senpai.
Thank you for giving me so much.
You gave me a lot of good points.
I'm happy.
Hamburger!
What kind of game is this?!
The fifth player is Seki.
The life-saving game is "Answering Jokes of the Year".
Out of ten entertainers in Japan, only five of them can make a joke.
However!
Judging by the degree of completion, which one will win?
We'll do our best!
Yes.
Right?
The jokers.
No matter what it is, we can't help it.
We're all excited and standing on the table.
We're all standing on the table and saying, "Let's do it!"
Seki, do you have anything to say to the five of them?
Anything?
Do your best.
She looks like Rika.
Same atmosphere.
Let's see the comedian who will be doing the challenge.
Here he is!
These are the members.
From this nostalgic person to the big name.
They are the gaggers, right?
There is a representative gag.
Let's do it!
Ready, start!
No. 6, Yoshio Kojima.
That's it!
It doesn't matter!
No. 8, Opapy!
Do it closer!
That's it!
No. 2, Harumi Ezo.
That's it!
No. 7, Beat Takeshi.
Idiot!
It's a gag!
No. 5, Koumei Daiya.
That's it!
No. 4, Sugai!
No. 9, Deshio-san.
That's it!
It doesn't matter!
Do it closer!
OK, last one!
Awesome!
Everyone is awesome!
No. 4, Sunshine Ikezaki!
No. 5!
Piki-paka-paka-peanuts!
Justice!
No. 7!
No. 8!
No. 8, Shibura Ken-san!
Shibura Ken-san!
Yes!
Weird...
Weird luck...
Why are you laughing?!
Yes!
So, the gag challenge was a success!
Awesome!
Seiki!
Seiki, did you succeed?
Seiki!
Weird...
What are you doing?!
Hurry up and kill me!
Wow...
Hey, Tsuchiya-san!
Yes?
That was wonderful!
I didn't think the gag would be shorter than that!
It started from the "furi" part!
You were actually doing it properly!
I was really surprised!
"desu yo" was "saikin wa" for the first time in a while!
I was also like, "eh?" when I first heard it!
Me, too!
When you said "guu guu guu", I thought of something!
Amberguu
jumpingu
engu engu engu engu engu engu engu
The "furi" part started properly!
That was wonderful!
- That was fun. - Yeah, it was.
We even have "gag avengers" here!
- "gag avengers"?! - Don't worry about it!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Ten-chan! Where are you going after leaving the studio?
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It's falling!
The second half of the show is about to begin!
Hurry up!
At some point, the serve goes crazy!
It fell!
And Tsucchi becomes a cameraman!
Tsucchi-kun! Tsucchi-san!