AISubs v3.5
Do you want to be a cool guy?
Continuing from last week, we have a new season plan!
In 2020, the members will announce what they want to do in the show!
Tsuchida will judge the contents of the show with three cards.
If we get a card to decide the location of the show, the show will be fully backed up!
Last time, Tamura made a speech.
This year, the members will tell fortunes in the studio.
In addition, we will move forward with the three cards in front of you!
What kind of plans will come to reality tonight?
Do you want to be a cool guy?
Let's move on. The next one is...
I want to get A class first grade!
Who is this?
Oh, Inoue!
What?
So you already have it?
I have it up to second grade.
That's amazing!
But I heard that the difference between second grade and first grade is quite different.
I have an image that first grade is very difficult.
But I've never been abroad.
Isn't it cool to be able to speak fluently when you're there?
It's cool!
And when I'm with my members, I want them to say "Whoa!"
Whoa!
Members want you to say "Whoa!"
Your reaction is like a foreigner.
Besides Inoue, there are many members who want to learn English and go abroad for shooting.
It's Hapufuwa.
How many grades does HOVE have?
About 15 grades.
15 grades?!
It's too low!
It's really low!
That's why you can't speak, HOVE!
You're a piece of shit!
15 grades...
What kind of problem do you have?
Whether or not we can move forward with this project depends on the members' English skills.
That's why we invited a special teacher to our studio!
JJ!
Don't look at foreign people's bitter laughter!
Crush it with momentum!
JJ, say something to your members!
For example, ask them some questions.
It's New Year's Day!
Second-class!
Sugai, cheer up!
Maple syrup?
That's right!
That's right! Maple syrup!
Maple syrup!
So...
What are we going to do with this?
We called JJ and asked him to play a speech game in English!
So, they will play a speech game to test their English listening skills!
Five people will line up in a row...
...and listen to JJ's speech one by one in order!
Once you understand the meaning of it, you will pass it on to the next person in English!
If you can pass on the meaning of it correctly to the last person in English, you will succeed!
In addition, you will wear headphones except for the members who will listen!
Here is the topic you will pass on to the next person in English!
But you might use it, right?
That's right!
Let's start with Kaito.
Well then, JJ, please!
My mother, please wash head, please my mother
What?
"Mother" comes up twice in the last sentence.
My mother, please wash head in oatmeal
What is this?
Tell her!
My mother, oatmeal, wash head
wash head
My mother, my mother, oatmeal, wash head
Well then, Sugai!
My mother, oatmeal, wash head
Well then, Sugai, did you get it?
wash head
How many times do you say it?
Lastly, Inoue!
My mother, oatmeal
wash head
oatmeal
wash head
This is terrible!
Well then, Inoue!
Your answer and your Japanese translation, please!
My mother, oatmeal, wash head
Your Japanese translation is...
My mother, while eating oatmeal, wash head
Where do you eat oatmeal?
That's no good!
How about you, Kabu?
My mother, oatmeal, wash head
How about your Japanese translation?
My mother, oatmeal, wash hair
oatmeal, wash hair
My mother said, "Please wash your hands before each meal"
each meal, oatmeal
Five people want to learn English and go abroad for filming.
What is Tsuchida's decision?
I don't want to do it!
Even if you want to do it...
You have to raise your level here or you won't be able to film.
You have to make it into a terrible form.
Very sorry, JJ.
It's okay. Try your best. You can do it!
Yes, we can! Yes, we can! Yes, we can! Yes, we can!
The next thing they want to do is to film in Shiga Prefecture!
Who is this?
Takeru!
That's right.
We don't have anything for the members, managers, and staff.
They say, "We only have Jirako!"
But you can't present it.
What do you have in Shiga?
First of all, Omi beef.
Omi beef.
Red konnyaku.
And there's a lot of food like Club Hallien's Baumkuchen.
But second place is already red konnyaku.
Red konnyaku...
It's weak.
Unfortunately.
There's also world cultural heritage like Kiezan Enryakujigatte and Kokuninno Hikonejyo.
Oh, she stopped talking.
She stopped talking.
Look, look! We have to pass on the passion to Ms. Tsutsuga!
There are quite a few other places in the region, right?
Yamagata too, right?
Yes, Yamagata.
There are beautiful places like Ginzan Onsen.
Oh, Yamagata has beef too, right?
Yamagata beef is really delicious.
Ginzan Onsen, right?
It's really beautiful.
It's really good, right?
It's just in this season, so I recommend it.
What else?
Osaka too. There are a lot of people from Osaka.
If it's Osaka, where will you go?
USJ.
We've already been there.
We've been there with Ms. USJ.
Of course, we've been there.
We've been there with Ms. USJ.
Once more.
That's right.
Shiga is a bit of an old man, isn't it?
Is there anything like an amusement park in Shiga?
Amusement park?
Huh? I've never heard of it since I was born.
Amusement park?
I've never heard of it.
If we actually go to an amusement park, we'll go to USJ.
That's right.
Local location presentation competition.
That's right.
It might be good to do it again.
Until then, let's arm ourselves a little more.
That's right.
Let's gather more information.
I want to do it seriously.
That's right.
Gather it up.
Yes.
Old men's favorite spots.
That's right.
Delicious food.
That's right.
Definitely.
I'm really thinking about it now.
I haven't talked about it at all, but it's definitely Fukuoka for me now.
I haven't presented it at all, but it's definitely Fukuoka for me now.
That's unfair.
Please present Fukuoka for a while.
As a result, the local location presentation competition will be held in the near future.
Will Shiga's love for Shiga be delivered?
Next is Matsudair's idea.
I want to do a location presentation with Nagasawa-kun and Rika-san.
You two get along well.
They all look relaxed.
It looks dangerous for three of you to do a location presentation.
Don't talk to me!
Talk to me so that I can hear you.
What?
Rika and I get along well.
Pei-chan and I get along well.
We haven't gone out together, but we often talk in the dressing room.
Matsuzaira, you two get along well.
Yes, we are very calm when we are together.
It's a place where I can be myself.
A place where you can be yourself.
Anonymous rider.
These two.
I want the three of us to eat delicious food and do a location presentation.
Location presentation.
You can't tell us your impressions of the food, can you?
The three of you.
I don't think so.
Can you tell us?
Can you go?
Where do you want to go with the three of you?
Hokkaido.
Kyoto and Hokkaido.
Are you kidding me?
That's a good point.
You can say it in private.
If the three of us eat delicious food and do a location presentation, I think we can do it well.
I feel like I'm watching "The King's Brunch".
Are you like a "brunch reporter" of "Ikeruan"?
"Brunch reporter" is a high-level job.
It's high-level.
Can you tell us about the food you just ate?
This is a traditional Chinese food, isn't it?
She's confused.
The juice is delicious.
Where is the meat from?
Chinese meat.
Chinese meat is delicious, isn't it?
Chinese meat.
It's definitely going to be interesting, isn't it?
Yes.
How many seconds can you laugh once?
What should I do?
Five seconds. Five seconds.
Five seconds.
I will count in VTR.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I will count in VTR.
What is Tsuchida's decision?
I will do this.
Really, Matsusaira?
I will not lose my budget.
I will quit Hokkaido.
Of course.
I have no intention of making use of it.
Of course, it will be sold in a shopping mall in Tokyo.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
2020 Yaritai Koto Happyoukai.
The next program is...
I want to try hypnotism.
You haven't done it before, have you?
No, I haven't.
You haven't done it before, I see.
I saw it on TV a few times.
Will I be hypnotized?
If you say it like that, you will be hypnotized.
So...
Let's have him appear.
Please come in.
We have had him on TV before.
We will have Dr. Jumonji Gensai hypnotize us.
I will hypnotize you now.
Yes, please.
Thank you for coming.
Let's go around the world of feelings.
Look at me.
Close your eyes, sleep and come closer.
Come closer.
Yes, keep here.
Close your eyes, come closer.
Come closer.
Sleep and come closer.
Come closer.
If you count three, you are women.
You want to make your heart beat.
Yes, you need someone for that.
The person you are closest to this time is Saabe- san.
To you, Saabe-san is a very, very heart-fluttering person.
Yes, just by looking at Saabe-san, your heart beats and you get excited.
Yes, you are a very wonderful man.
If you count three, you will definitely wake up.
One, two, three.
Thank you.
Look at me. I'm so wonderful, aren't I?
Look at me. Look at me. I'm so wonderful, aren't I?
That smile. It's so wonderful.
Don't you think it's different from usual?
It's good, isn't it?
Saabe-san's...
It's open here.
But I also...
I have my own thoughts.
Is it really that good for me?
I want to do it more and more.
Is it okay for me to say that?
Yes, it's okay.
Look at me. Look at me.
The other side is open.
I'm in trouble. I can't do it either.
The other side is open.
Ishimori.
The other side is open.
Ishimori.
You can't do it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Why are you shaking?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Saabe-san, you are in such a good mood.
Let's try it.
Hold it.
I thought it was wonderful.
But I want to do it more and more.
I want to do it more and more.
You like it, don't you?
I don't like it. I like it so much.
Gensai-sensei controls members' girlish hearts.
From now on, they will try to overcome the things they hate with hypnotism.
First of all, things they don't like.
Tomatoes.
Oh, you said it.
I said it, didn't I?
You don't like tomatoes, do you?
No.
Smell it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
That means, since you made her like you earlier, you might be able to eat it if you make her like you.
Oh, I see.
Tomatoes you don't like to eat or see.
If you count three, you are a girl who loves tomatoes.
One, two, three.
Thank you.
Look at this.
Isn't it great?
It looks delicious.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
It looks great.
I prepared it for you.
Okay.
It's something very special.
Thank you.
It's really good.
You like it, don't you?
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's great, isn't it?
Is it delicious?
It's great, isn't it?
If you leave it alone, you might eat it all.
I've never seen you eat it.
You always give it to me.
Oh, tomatoes.
You eat a lot of it.
You eat about two and a half of it.
If I dissolve it...
That's what you mean, isn't it?
You can dissolve it in the middle of eating it.
That's what you promised me.
You can put it in your mouth as much as you like.
I'm hypnotizing you.
That much?
How was it?
It's good when you're hypnotized, but when it melts, you can't swallow it because of the taste of the tomato you hate.
So you have memories of eating it.
Yes, I have a bad feeling about it now.
That's amazing.
Next, what will Ishimori overcome?
Here it is.
Natto!
I see, you hate it.
I can't smell it here. It's been decades.
Even if you say decades, you're still in your 20s.
Even if you say decades...
When I was in elementary school, in the classroom, the boy next to me smelled like natto.
From there, at lunchtime, everyone ate natto all at once.
I couldn't stand it.
I couldn't eat it at home, either.
From there, it really makes me feel sick.
That's all.
It's there, isn't it?
Can you overcome your childhood trauma?
You're interested in a completely new food in front of you.
You want to eat it and you're excited.
If you count three, you'll be able to eat it while you're excited.
One, two, three.
I'll count it for you.
Look, there.
Hold the chopsticks and look.
It's good.
It's really good.
I'm sorry.
Look.
I can't stand it.
Are you okay? Sit down.
I can't stand it.
What do you smell like?
I can't stand it.
It's because of the smell.
I'll write it down for you.
It's a delicious smell.
It's a famous match.
It's a sweet smell of juice.
You'll be able to feel it.
Your sense of smell will change.
Here you go.
(coughing)
(laughter)
You're strong, doctor!
Doctor, you can't help it today!
You're finally strong!
Dr. Gensai's hypnotism is all real!
There is no TV-like production at all!
I want to pick up chopsticks, but I can't because of the smell.
I see.
But it was a good match, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Dr. Gensai is quite...
The last one is what Fujiyoshi is not good at.
Here is what I'm not good at.
(screaming)
It's beekeeping!
Beekeeping!
(laughter)
I'd like to confirm something.
Are there people who are not good at beekeeping?
(laughter)
Basically, yes.
(laughter)
After this, Fujiyoshi will awaken!
Fujiyoshi, the strongest snake!
Can you overcome it with hypnotism?
Have you touched it before?
No, I haven't.
You haven't?
Do you want to touch it or not?
I want to touch it or not.
Okay, look at me. Let's use that method.
Close your eyes and sleep.
Breathe out and breathe in.
19, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Thank you.
Look at me.
(laughter)
Breathe in more and more.
It's cute.
I wasn't supposed to look at it.
It's cute, isn't it?
Can I touch it?
You're looking at it a lot.
It's cute, isn't it?
Isn't this going to be a snake commercial?
(laughter)
A snake commercial in this world.
A snake commercial in this cute way.
Do you want to touch it?
It's a good opportunity, isn't it?
Right?
Look.
It's fast.
It's good.
It's good. Touch it.
Touch it like this.
(screaming)
Touch it like this.
I can't touch it!
I'm excited and I'm enjoying it!
This is fun!
Go ahead!
I can't touch it!
It's fun, right? It's almost fun!
Which one?
Don't ask the teacher which one!
She's quite old, right?
She's enjoying it, so she can't touch it!
Which one?
It came out!
Can you do it like that?
I want to do it like this on my arm.
She's so cute!
She looks good!
I think Karin is winning!
Wow!
It's going down! It's going down!
That's it! That's it! Lift it up!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Please put it back.
Wow!
It's looking good!
Wow!
Isn't it cute?
What's wrong?
I don't know! I don't know!
Which one? Which one?
When it's melting, you can't get close to it. When it's melting, you can get close to it.
Thank you very much!
Wow!
We've seen a lot of things today.
There is a list of things you can do without permission.
I'd like to announce it all at once.
The first one is Saito!
I want to learn how to brush my teeth!
You can do it without permission.
The second one is Sugai! I want to read books 30 times a year!
You can write them all at once!
You can read them! You can read them!
The third one is Nagasaku! I want to play with dogs and cats!
You can do it without permission!
The fourth one is Habu! I want to master how to input flicks!
You can do it in the classroom!
You can do it with your grandparents!
The fifth one is Ozeki! I want to go to the fire and eat!
Next is Risa! I want to go to the fire and eat!
Go on a trip with fire!
Fire and go!
Set your schedule!
To a pre-determined questionnaire...
I want to go to a game centre and play a lot!
Go and play!
Do it when you are off!
Go and do it!
Next is Tamura! I want to go to a summer festival!
It's an advanced request!
Please go in the summer!
I want to go out for a bit!
This is terrible!
I want to go out for a bit!
What kind of "I want to go out for a bit" do you have in your seat?
I want to go out for a bit
I'm a bit reserved, so I'm thinking of going out for a bit.
Reserved, reserved
I want to go out for a bit
But Tsuchida-san,
the corner "I want to go out for a bit" in your seat...
Well, we'll organize it as a mini-corner.
I want to go out for a bit
Like this week's seat.
I want to go out for a bit
After this, that huge set reappears in the studio!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
Next time, a huge set will power up and reappear in the studio!
And Uemura will go berserk!
Who will end up like this?!
It's Inugami family!