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Today's show has started as well.
Thanks to Keyaki-chan, we have our host.
I'm Shida.
Nice to meet you!
They are Keyaki-chan and...
Kido Airaku.
Today's show is...
Keyaki-saka46 Kido Airaku Taishou 2019!
This year, for their first Tokyo Dome concert and tour, Keyaki-saka46 and Keyaki-saka46 worked hard.
What were the members up to?
To find out, we will divide Kido Airaku into four departments and decide which episode was the best for each department!
First up is Kido Airaku...
Department of Muscle!
I would like to ask you what you were happy about for the past year.
Entry number one!
Sato's muscle!
Here it is!
He found his ideal muscle!
What is this?
Sato used to look for his ideal muscle like he did in the show.
He said something like that, didn't he?
But I really like muscles and...
Sakurai-san's muscles are like...
She said it, didn't she?
His face, too!
His face and voice, too!
That's true, but...
For the first time in my life, when I watched rugby closely...
Who was it?
Hime's player!
Hime's face, too!
His face, too!
Hime's player is definitely cool!
She said it!
Her cute face...
This is my ideal muscle, and...
This upper arm and triceps muscle are also amazing!
Cool!
You like it that much?
I really like it!
Really?
I really like it!
You're like me!
But...
I don't watch soccer at all!
I used to go watch Scotland's game!
I saw it! I saw it!
Yes! It was shown on the news broadcast!
In slow motion!
In the middle of the second half, an old man in a suit came and said...
Why are you sitting in this seat?
What?
You're sitting in the wrong seat!
This seat is for middle school students!
I didn't notice it in the first half!
Because you look like middle school students!
I didn't notice it at all!
I was talking with Yoshimura-san...
Yoshimura-san and I...
Sorry, sorry!
We went to apologize right away!
We put our autographs on a rugby T-shirt!
I don't know!
It's a rugby jockey from Japan!
Why did you put our autographs on it?
We put it up...
You like it, don't you?
Entry No. 2 is...
Nagasawa-kun's tree!
Nagasawa-kun's tree...
Here it is!
We went to Hawaii with Pei-chan!
Oh my!
That's great!
I've always wanted to go there, and Pei-chan arranged all kinds of tickets and other things for me.
You can't do that?
No, no, no, you're wrong. You're wrong, you're wrong.
I like traveling.
I see. You like traveling.
Since you do it yourself, you're used to it.
Hey!
What? Hawaii?
Wow!
Where is this?
You look like a very mature idol.
But I don't know if it's Hawaii or Tokyo Bay.
What is this?
Hawaii?
This is when we went cruising.
Hawaii?
It's like New York.
Wow!
What?
Was there a diamond date or something like that?
Wow!
This angle is better over there.
Wow!
How was this Hawaii?
When I arrived in Hawaii, I forgot my passport in the plane.
What?
In the plane?
Even in winter?
Yes.
I put it in the pocket in front of me.
You can't do that!
You almost put it in!
Then the plane went back in the car.
What?
You're laughing.
I'm not laughing.
Don't bother me like that!
As a result, her passport came back.
But that's not all!
She was trapped by a diamond head!
Isn't "diamond head" a mountain name?
What do you mean, "trapped"?
She didn't know the expiration date of the diamond head and kept taking pictures at the top.
This is really bad.
The gate was closed.
It would be peaceful if it was closed.
I called a taxi, but it said "you can't enter" and everything was canceled.
What?
How did you get out?
In the end, a person like a manager...
A person like a manager of a diamond head?
A diamond head?
I happened to pass by in that car.
What?
It's been a long time.
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
Pei-chan, does your stomach hurt?
Does your stomach hurt, Pei-chan?
In Hawaii?
What did you eat?
Why?
What did you do?
You've been in bad shape since you left.
I've been in bad shape since I left?
Then you should have gone.
You made a reservation, didn't you?
I went on a cruise on a turtle.
A cruise on a turtle?
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's like a fantasy world.
It's like "Urashima Taro".
Swimming with a turtle.
What are you two talking about?
Tell us, too!
We don't know!
Next, Entry No. 3, Ishimori.
Here it is!
Fortune-telling that you can live a healthy life!
I was pretty healthy and didn't catch a cold.
When everyone was catching a cold, I was very healthy.
But after this year, I started catching a cold.
When I was touring in Fukuoka, I caught a cold and had it for about a month and a half.
I went to about three hospitals, but it didn't get better.
I wondered what it was.
I went to fortune-telling and wondered if I would die early.
You suddenly went to fortune-telling.
There is a fortune-telling that you can see your life from birth to death.
Do you go there often?
Yes, I go there often.
Do you go there often?
Yes, I go there often.
I went to that person and he said, "You will be very healthy until you die."
If you don't catch a cold, you won't get sick, so don't worry.
The moment I heard that, I almost cried.
Did you almost cry?
I was very happy.
The cold I'm having now got better in about three days.
What?
Well, it's been three days.
It's possible that it will get better in three days.
That's it for this episode of "Kibumon".
Who will win?
It's Ishimori!
Thank you!
What made me happy and fun this year was that she said fortune-telling and said I'm healthy.
On the contrary, I'm usually anxious and can't help it.
I see!
From Tsutsuya-san, this is the award for Kibumon...
What do you call it? Is it a shield?
It's a shield, right?
Yes!
It's an award for that!
Congratulations!
Kibumon Grand Prize!
Ishimori-san, you won the grand prize!
I'm happy from the bottom of my heart and I'm going to keep going with Sony Music.
I'll send you a picture with the sponsor you're watching.
Kido Airac Grand Prize! Next up is Dobumon!
What happened to the members?
Entry No. 1, Ozeki's Dobumon is...
Here it is!
Tsutsuya-san, I didn't know I was doing a radio show in Japan for half a year!
What?
I was listening to Tsutsuya-san's regular Japanese radio show during the day.
There was a segment where we talked about things we learned recently.
I was talking about how I recently learned about Ozeki's regular personality.
I thought, "Why didn't I know for half a year?"
Why?
What's going on, Tsutsuya-san?!
I knew about it. I knew about it.
There was a commercial where they talked about Ozeki's personality.
I knew about it.
But I never asked about it when I was sleeping or when I was awake.
What?!
I said "what?" and they said, "what?"
They thought I was a fan!
They thought we were fans!
I don't care what Ozeki says, but Sabe-san is also attacking me a lot.
Well, then!
Ozeki is really mean, isn't he?
Well, then, it's fun for Sabe-san to listen to Ozeki, isn't it?
Have you listened to it?
Of course! I've been listening to it for a long time!
Which corner do you like the most?
Um... I'll introduce you to my neighbor's Tantanmen.
I'm sure you haven't listened to it!
You haven't, have you?
Today's...
Today's Tantanmen.
You haven't done it, have you?
Ozeki's "Today's Tantan..."
That's funny!
You haven't done it, have you?
I haven't, have you?
Entry No. 2 is Saito!
Its content is...
When Sugai and Sato went to Okinawa,
the sea was raging and it was scary!
We were going to do snorkeling, but...
Well, we were able to do it, but...
On the way back, what was it? A ship?
The sea was raging and...
It was like a jet coaster!
It's really scary, isn't it?
Yeah, that's right.
A ship when it's raging, right?
Yes.
It was scary!
It was really scary!
This is scary!
It's amazing, isn't it?
You did snowgating with this, didn't you?
I'm doing it!
By the way, who is this?
Who is this?
This is me.
Is this Saito?
I wanted to carve a cake in the sea of Okinawa.
The comment is lame!
I wanted to carve a cake in the sea of Okinawa.
It's lame!
It's really lame!
Is this Sugai?
This is me.
Sugai, huh?
I wanted to carve a cake in the sea of Okinawa.
It's lame!
I wanted to carve a cake in the sea of Okinawa.
It's lame!
I wanted to carve a cake in the sea of Okinawa.
She's the type of person who does mischief with people around the world.
You went with other guests, didn't you?
The person next to me threw up a little.
There were a lot of people who got drunk.
We were fine.
Were you okay?
No, Sato was the most dangerous.
Sato!
You're hiding and throwing up, aren't you?
Hide and throw up!
You'll throw up!
Entry No. 3 is Sugai!
Let's see. Here it is!
When we were rehearsing, Risa and Suzumoto suddenly lifted my pants up!
Suddenly...
When we were taking a five-minute break, they suddenly lifted my pants up from behind.
What does "lift" mean?
When we do that, Yuka gets happy for us.
If Risa does it for Sugai...
She smiles at me, so I lift her up.
She's doing it for Sugai's happiness.
There's a video.
What kind of video is it?
Please watch it.
It's me!
She's lifting it up like crazy!
It's crazy!
Everyone's laughing!
There's more!
It's always Risa!
There's more Risa than Suzumoto.
I'm happy!
Suzumoto, this is...
This is...
Wood, isn't it?
This is a wooden club, isn't it?
But it doesn't look like you really chose it, does it?
If you say so.
But I'm a little sad that you didn't choose it.
What is it?
It's a key element.
It's like S and M's relationship.
From the above episodes,
who will be chosen as a target of Dobumon?
It's Sugai!
What is it?
Sugai has been chosen as a target of Dobumon!
You have been chosen as a target of Dobumon.
How do you feel now?
I'm a little surprised.
But I think life is full of joy and pleasure.
I'm not happy or sad.
Great!
I'll change the target.
That comment doesn't fit!
Please don't!
The next target to be chosen is Aitaman.
What made the members sad?
Entry No. 1 is Oseki!
Oseki's love, here it is!
She got an average low score in a music test, but she went on a quiz show and embarrassed herself!
I went on "Miracle Night" and I had to answer "that's why it starts with four letters".
Actually, I had to answer "daifuku" but it didn't come up at all and I answered "dango mushi" and it wasn't five letters at all.
That's why I was so embarrassed.
Were you able to show off your talent in other places?
In the beginning of my career, I wrote about a celebrity I like, Mr. Ueda.
I was finally able to meet Mr. Ueda and it's my first time.
I saw it!
You said you like Mr. Ueda a lot.
Yes.
It was really popular in commercials, wasn't it?
Yes, I confessed my love.
When I saw that commercial, I was like "oh, it's coming up!" and I happened to watch it and I was like "oh, Oseki is in it!"
She checks you out a lot.
She watches you a lot.
This is...
What's with that excuse you made earlier?
You're unbelievable!
Entry No. 2 is Koike!
Koike's love, here it is!
On the train, three fan-like women said I look like Minami Koike.
Wow!
What?!
This is sad!
Sad!
When I was on the train with my parents...
With your parents?
Yes, when I was on the train and arrived at the station, three girls came in and one of them said "it's Mi-chan!"
Mi-chan is pretty popular, isn't it?
Yes, I think it's pretty popular.
Then, two other girls said "it's definitely not you, you look exactly like her!"
I thought if I stayed like this, I'd end up looking like her.
That's a little...
Yes, I thought it was a little unpleasant.
My voice is characteristic, so I thought if I could speak, I wouldn't look like her.
Your appearance and voice. That's also sad, isn't it? You wanted it to be like you.
Yes, with a little loud voice, I spoke in Kansai dialect, and I thought you'd understand.
But in conclusion, I ended up looking like her.
Your voice is sad, isn't it?
It's sad, isn't it?
It's not something you should say.
Should we break the glass?
Should we break the train glass?
Give us hints one at a time!
One at a time...
Hints, right?
Aren't they the next train?
"Aren't they the next train?" That's scary!
It makes you want to go to the next train. It's scary.
Entry No. 3 is "Inoue."
Entry No. 4 is "Inoue."
In the middle of a live show, she said "the venue is goldfield" instead of "the venue is redfield."
The audience will be surprised, won't they?
It will be novel, won't it?
Can you say that here?
It goes back in time.
Is this Keyakizaka 46?
As expected of Keyakizaka!
As expected of you!
It goes back in time!
I think it's possible.
I thought she said "the venue is goldfield."
I wasn't warned at all.
When I came back to the school after the show,
Morita said "isn't she saying 'goldfield'?"
That's a bad way of saying it.
Isn't she?
She's not saying it. She's not saying it for real.
I denied it there.
I ended up saying "she's not saying it."
The next day, I got a message from Morita.
I was wondering what it was.
He cut out only what I said "it's goldfield."
Morita said "she's saying it."
Morita won't let me go!
Evidence!
Morita was angry, too.
She's definitely not saying it.
When I went home and saw it,
See? See? See?
It's like a police officer.
She's just saying it.
Check the video.
When I checked the video after that,
I definitely said it, so I said it.
But he said "Risa, you're not saying it."
She's saying it.
She's definitely not saying it.
I thought I said it, so I took a video and sent it.
She's not saying it, but...
She's definitely not saying it, but...
Evidence!
There's a video of this.
There is?
Please watch it.
I'm Inoue Rina of Keyakizaka 46.
In the venue and in the audience, there is smoking.
Please refrain from smoking.
Where should I go?
Is it a smoking area or is it a venue?
Where should I go?
There is smoking.
Smoking in a smoking area is like smoking cigarettes.
This is a little... Inoue...
It's an anniversary live.
Yes, it's an anniversary live, but I said it, so I was a little embarrassed.
But what are you talking about?
Well, there's a possibility of a tongue twister.
From the above episodes, who will be chosen as the target of the Ives section?
It's Koike.
Ah, Koike's...
It's a story that has been done to the entire company.
This is sad.
It's sad, isn't it?
It's sad, and my parents said it.
That's true!
Well then, please give us more votes.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations!
Last but not least is the "lack" section.
What did the members enjoy?
Entry No. 1, "lack" of the club is...
Let's look at "lack" of the club.
This one!
When we shared a room in the same hotel as Sugai, we played "change your face" app.
This app is really fun.
I know, I know.
And you can be a baby.
I know, I know.
Or you can be a grandpa.
I know, I know, I know.
You're making fun of us.
I know, I know, I know.
You already have it.
Oh, really?
When we shared a room in the same hotel as Sugai, we played "change your face" app.
With that app?
Yes.
All the time?
All the time.
Oh, there's a picture.
Oh, "change your face" app?
Yes, "change your face" app.
This...
How...
Was it fun?
I know, but do you have "change your face" app for 30 minutes?
If you can't make either of us look weird, you can't say "wow, you!"
Wait a minute.
This...
Isn't this Sugai?
Sugai's weird face is wonderful.
As usual.
I didn't think it was Sugai.
It's fun when an old man does it.
Right?
Right, right.
I also played "change your face" app all the time.
I thought I looked like Yamada Kuniko-san when I played "change your face" app.
So when I played "change your face" app, I was 100% Ririko.
Almost.
Ririko.
It's Ririko.
I see, it's unexpected.
It's Ririko.
Oh, it's Ririko.
Entry No. 2 is Tamura's rack.
Let's see it. Here it is.
When Sugai and Matsuda went out for a meal, Matsuda said "delicious, delicious" while eating the spicy food Sugai recommended.
Matsuda must be careful.
Is it like that?
First of all, Sugai invited us and took us to a restaurant before we went out.
At that time...
You're too kind.
You remember it like you drew it.
It's amazing.
It's a model.
We laughed and said "is it okay if it's a little spicy?"
Are you imitating Sugai now?
Sugai said "yes" and we thought "oh, by the way, you two were running away."
But when we ate it, it was very spicy.
So Sugai-san was worried and asked "is it spicy?" and "isn't it spicy?" but Marime-chan was very happy and said "it's not spicy at all!"
It was noodles, so I sucked it up and that's how it happened. I'm very sorry about that.
But was that meeting itself fun for you, Sugai?
Yes, it was very fun. I thought you'd be able to react very well, even though you didn't say anything funny.
She laughs right away.
Oh, that's right.
She laughs a lot when we talk about Sugai.
I feel like I can talk very well.
I'm in a good mood today.
What is this?
Entry No. 3 is Yamasaki's rack.
Here it is.
Disney was the best with my beloved Ozeki-san and the two of us!
- You went there together? - We did.
- Huh? Which of you went first? - What?
- Who asked you out? - Are you guys dating?
- You're weird! - How did you like it?
- It was my first time going there. - Oh, it was your first time?
- Oh, Ozeki-san's fun is there, and Disneyland's fun is there, too! - That's fun no matter who you say it to!
- It's the best in the world! - The best in the world!
- Oh, look! That's a good picture! - Oh, cute!
- That's a good picture! - It's nice!
- Oh my! - That's what you do when you go there!
- That's right! - I have those glasses!
- I went there in the evening called "after six". - Oh, at night?
- At that time, Mr. Suzumoto and Mr. Matsudaira happened to come to Disneyland and talked. - Huh? "Happened"?
- Huh? - Mr. Suzumoto suddenly started running, and I wondered where he was going, and I jumped at Mr. Ozeki and was surprised.
- It's scary when Mr. Suzumoto starts running, isn't it? - Huh?
- I mean, what? Mr. Matsudaira and Mr. Suzumoto... - Together...
- Can I say "shhh"? - Huh?
- Can I say "shhh"? - What do you want me to do?
- Can I say "shhh"? - Can I say "shhh"?
- Shinoyama Kishin? - Shinoyama Kishin?!
- Did you go there?! To Disneyland?! - I don't know if I should say "shhh"... - You don't know if you should say "shhh" or not?!
- Oh, you don't have to. - You don't have to say it.
- What is the target of the next segment?!
- This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Wow!
Amazing!
Fuji-Q!
Next time...
Two students challenge Fuji-Q Highland, the birthplace of idols, for their reactions!
I'm going crazy!
A new character is born?!
What is this?!
I've never seen anything like it!