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Bako!
This week's guest is Mr. Ishikawa from Keyakizaka.
Nice to meet you.
And this is Keyakizaka Day!
Good luck!
Are you really going to do your best?
I'm telling you!
Today's plan is...
Nobukomu Yoshimura will take over KYO-ENG!
What?
What's going on?
Mr. Tsuchida!
You know about this, right?
Yoshimura used to teach the members how to play gaia.
But because of the members' reactions,
Yoshimura had to stop teaching.
As a result,
in one show,
KYO-ENG! N.G. is all of Keyakizaka 46!
Yoshimura said that.
A senior, D-un...
T-un...
was drinking in that show.
Has anyone seen that show?
Mizu-san!
I was really depressed.
I called my members right away.
So this time,
we're going to show Yoshimura how to do variety shows
and have him take over KYO-ENG!
It's been a while.
Will Yoshimura be able to take over KYO-ENG! N.G.?
Let's call them out!
Heisei! Nobushikobushi! Yoshimura! Takai-san!
Hello!
I'm not depressed. You don't have to worry about it.
The live show is cool, but it's okay.
Huh?
Mr. Yoshimura.
Mr. Yoshimura, the scriptwriter.
Can I tell you only the impressions of the Tokyo Dome?
Oh, Tokyo Dome!
No, we can't do the Dome at this timing!
We all thought and we thought today. It was hard, wasn't it?
We said we couldn't do it, but we said, "Do your best, do your best!"
At that moment when we crossed our limits at the Tokyo Dome,
it lit up like a green siren.
No, it's not like that!
Mr. Yoshimura said...
Yes, yes, that's right.
He said he didn't want to go.
Huh? Is that possible?
He said he didn't want to go to the studio where Keyaki Zaka is.
Oh, he can't go today.
Is he coming today?
He's coming.
He came all the way to TMZ.
What's up with that? He was serious.
Because he's serious!
Well, I heard he's at the studio.
Yes, he is.
Let's take a look at the studio footage.
Oh, this is it!
Wow!
Mr. Yoshimura is pretty...
Oh, he's angry! His expression!
I think Mr. Tokuchi saw it and he's pretty...
I don't think he'll really come like this.
He might not come.
But for now, it might be better for you to apologize properly at least once.
Ah, first of all, instead of showing off my strength.
Yes, yes, first of all.
Ah, I see, I see.
Apologizing is...
I want to apologize.
That's... Sugai has feelings for you, after all.
I've always felt sorry for you, so I want you to give me another chance.
That's right.
Mr. Tokuchi, do you have anything like this?
Things like this...
It's a common topic, right?
Yes.
Mr. Tokuchi and Mr. Sugai's common things you like and hobbies.
It's like that, isn't it?
I'm sure you can ride a horse.
Ah, riding a horse.
You can do it, right?
It's not just about riding a horse.
Riding a horse.
Mr. Yoshimura is also really good at riding a horse.
Ah, really?
Then it's a common topic, right?
Yes.
Let's go, shall we?
Yes.
If we talk about it together, it won't be boring.
That's right.
So instead of going there one by one, let's go there alone.
For now, as captains.
That's right.
It's a common topic.
Then, Sugai!
Let's go!
Wow!
Let's take Ayama with us!
Let's go, let's go!
Now, it seems like Sugai has arrived at Gakuyama.
Sugai!
Yes!
Alright, then Sugai.
Let's go!
Do your best!
Don't say it like that!
Don't say it like that! Don't say it like that!
It's been about a month!
It's not been about a month since we reviewed it!
Excuse me!
I'm Keikizaka 46's Captain Yuka Sugai!
We have come to apologize!
Eh?
Ah, she's here! She's here!
We apologize for not being able to meet you earlier!
Can we talk for a moment?
Yes, of course!
We'd like to show you our unusual side once more...
It's fine, it's fine! It's a no-no!
It's fine, it's fine! Don't take it away from me!
Give it back to me! There are other people as well!
We'd like you to come to the studio!
Ah, it's fine, it's fine! It's tiring!
I'm sorry!
It's fine! It's fine!
By the way...
By the way?
By the way...
It's fine! It's fine!
I heard you like horse racing...
No, it's a project and it's my job...
I haven't done it before and I haven't done it ever since!
I haven't done it in a few years...
I'm sorry!
Ah...
It's no good!
That was pretty good, though...
If it was your usual Ishimura, you might have been able to do it...
Ah...
But you're angry...
I see, I see...
Even if they talk about horse racing, which is a common topic,
they don't get anything out of it and fail!
It seems like their will for non-cooperation is quite strong!
Should we let them try it for the second time?
It's a bit of a different pattern...
I might like gaps...
Gaps?
Like when a kid who doesn't seem like it is trying hard...
When that happens, my heart moves a lot!
So...
It's like a quiet, mature kid is trying hard to talk in front of Yoshimura-san...
Yes! It's like that!
Yes!
Oh!
Which means...
It's...
Riku!
Ah...
Riku probably paid attention to it last time, too...
They show their growth!
And...
Also, the second generation...
Is it Karen?
Karen?
Should I say it?
If they really...
They work hard and talk a lot.
It's heartwarming.
It might be.
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It seems like Rika and Karen have arrived in front of the dressing room.
How is it?
Do you feel like you can go there?
I'm scared.
You're scared?
Okay, go!
It's 5 in the morning.
It's like a wake-up prank.
I'm Watanabe Rika of Hyakkizaka46.
Yes!
Ah...
Yes!
Ah...
Ni...
Yes!
You can do it!
I'm Shikarin of Nikisei no Hoshi!
Good!
How is it?
Thank you for having me.
Good, good.
Shut up!
What's with the camera? Is it recording?
Oh no!
Why are you speaking Japanese all of a sudden?
She's listening.
Apologize and go in.
I'm sorry.
Go in.
Go in!
What's with you?
Go in!
You can't just barge into someone else's dressing room!
Right?!
It's fine! It's fine!
Silence is scary! Silence is scary!
Silence is scary!
Why don't you leave it to them?!
I'm sorry...
What do you mean "I'm sorry"?!
Everything...
Last time...
I don't know what you're saying! Speak up!
Last time...
Are you mad?!
She's mad.
I'm a little mad...
Why are you mad?!
Why did you say that?!
It's the first time, right?!
It was last time! You weren't there last time!
Ah, you know about it!
What about your seniors?! You were there last time, right?!
You kept apologizing to your juniors!
Go!
She laughed!
She laughed! She laughed at you!
There's a lot going on!
Over here, too!
It's fine!
Just stay quiet for a while!
Keep staring at me!
Are you a ghost?!
Are you looking at me?!
I'm the only one looking at you!
It's scary, but why won't you say anything?!
Why don't you two take a step forward?
No, no, no...
No, no...
No, no, no...
We can't do this anymore!
Let's put this on LINE!
We can't do this anymore!
Ah, they made a barrier!
So, Nobushikomushi and Keyaki-san have no more relations like this!
Why don't you two just sit down?
Just sit down.
What will you do?
I can't go to a beauty salon like this.
If you're angry, why are you sitting in someone's dressing room? Get out of here!
Get out of the chair!
This is no good! Get out of here!
This is no good.
All right, come back!
He's a little angry.
He was able to enter the dressing room,
but he made a mistake that gave him more fear than a gap.
What is his next strategy?
I like cute girls.
Yes, Mr. Yoshimura.
I like cute girls.
You like cute girls, so it's perfect.
Yes, I know.
She's a professional.
In short, it's a strategy to improve Yoshimura's mood by complimenting cute girls and girls.
OK, let's do it!
Yes!
Go for it!
I'm nervous.
OK.
Earlier, you sat with your chair down.
It's good to be naked.
Yoshimura, where are you sitting?
On the sofa, I guess.
Excuse me. I'm Koiki Minami of Keikizaka46.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
She called you in.
It's so hot!
It's because of the chair.
She has a great aura.
She's so cool.
What's with you all of a sudden?
It's so hot!
What's with you all of a sudden?
She's so cool.
What do you mean "cool"?
What are you doing here?
My heart is racing.
What's so cool about her?
Her looks, her long legs, her stylish black outfit...
Black outfit?
I like it!
You like it?
It suits you well.
The stylist said it.
She's so cool.
All of her parts are cool.
Is it beef?
Her eyes are beautiful.
Even though it's beef, she might be embarrassed.
Her face is white.
I want to see it!
She's so cool!
It's getting more and more popular.
I'm not saying it's cool or anything like that.
It's just for sale.
It's getting popular.
It's so cool!
That "NG" doesn't solve anything.
Not at all.
It's getting popular.
It doesn't solve anything.
Even if you try to do it there, it doesn't work.
More about that "variety"
Teacher Shikujiri.
Teacher Shikujiri's Gaia is getting stronger, isn't it?
Maybe.
Don't say it like you were weak.
I've been watching it.
What else have you been watching?
King of Conte
I've been watching you.
I've fallen three times in "King of Conte"
I've watched it.
I've fallen three times in "King of Conte"
King of Conte
You guys are making fun of me the most.
I knew it was a lie as soon as you said it was a joke.
Then write a joke properly.
Hey, what are you doing?
I can't write it!
I can't move my notebook and payos!
Why can't you write a joke like that?
Screaming of my soul.
Wow, you look so cool with your voice hoarse.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Run away! Run away!
You're scary! You're scary!
You're cool, but you're scary!
In any case, they managed to win Yoshimura's heart with their strategy of praising him.
However, they touched on the most delicate topic and were kicked out of the room.
They seem to be very angry, but will they listen to them properly after this?
What should we do? We can't praise them anymore.
In that case, we'll go straight to the members who have variety elements.
I'm glad that we were able to see their ability.
I like Suzuki Nana-chan, Maruyama-san, Takizawa- san, and Karen-chan.
You approve of them, don't you, Yoshimura-san?
Then...
How about HUB?
Let's go with HUB!
HUB's...
Do you want to show it?
Huh? That character?
Is he here today?
What?
HUB-san.
Is he here?
I think he is.
Really?
What is HUB-san?
A foreigner?
He's a foreigner, isn't he?
That's right. He comes here sometimes.
Really?
Yoshimura said that he wants to date a foreigner.
Ah!
I'll grab his heart.
Then, let's get excited and bring him here.
Let's go!
Then...
HUB-san, who is more than Yoshimura, is here!
HUB-san, who is 100 years old!
Good morning!
HUB-san!
It's been a while!
Please say how you feel in English.
Hmm...
I feel great.
There's a story behind it, so I'd like to say it.
English! English! English!
She asked me to say it in English.
Sorry!
Open the door, please!
Yes!
Ah, sorry!
She said "sorry" and opened the door.
Morning!
Yes, what is it?
I am Herb.
Herb.
I am Herb.
Yes.
Do you have any worries?
What?
I can solve your worries.
Ah, in that case...
Yes.
I'm sorry, you should go home now.
I'm in a hurry, so I want to go home now.
You don't name me, do you, Herb?
I just said it, didn't I?
Very special!
What do you do? Do you solve my worries for me?
Yes.
Is the amount of laughter important?
Is the quality of laughter important?
Is it an amount of laughter?
Two? Are you confused about two?
It's two. I only said two.
Are you confused about two?
Can you solve my worries?
You are not an entertainer, Herb.
Yes, I have!
She solved it!
You can't choose only one.
After all, there are two things you like.
There are definitely two things you want to achieve.
Then, let's choose both.
You are not suitable to talk about worries.
You are just saying "yes", aren't you?
Life is only once in a lifetime.
If you don't say it, I won't know it's only once in a lifetime.
Go, Herb, go!
Years ago...
What?
You, years ago...
"You, years ago"?
"You, years"...
How old are you?
I am 22 years old.
She is 22 years old.
You, you, years...
I am 39 years old.
You...
39!
Ah, 39!
Thank you!
She is cute!
What kind of line was it?
I'm sorry. I got a nosebleed while dancing.
I got a nosebleed at first.
She is getting into it.
Probably, now, Yushimura is...
Herb is trying to cheer her up, but...
I want her to stay still here.
That's right.
Go, Herb, sit down!
I want to solve it.
Sit down while drinking tea.
You are moving like an old-fashioned person.
What are you doing?
Is this... Japan... tea?
No, it's tea.
It's tea from my bar.
Oh...
Sorry...
Stand up!
It's rude, isn't it?
At your senior's bar.
Get permission first.
"Can I drink it?" or "Will you drink it?"
Hmm...
Sorry...
Drink...
Tea?
Will you drink tea?
No?
No...
I am "kara kara go".
"Kara kara go"?
I don't know what you are saying.
Hmm...
Kanpai! (Cheers!)
Kanpai!
Oh, she said "kanpai"!
Oh, good! Good!
She got into it!
She is getting into Herb's intense pace, Yushimura!
Nice!
She is going to watch it for the rest of her life.
Do you like food?
What?
Food?
Do you mean "your favorite food"?
Yes.
I like anything.
I am getting older, so I like fish more than meat.
Or sushi.
Oh, rice.
No, it's sushi.
That's a good one.
They seemed to get along well.
However, since they couldn't talk much, Yoshimura gave up.
Since then, their distance didn't get shorter.
- Let's go back, Habu. - Let's run away, Habu! - I'm scared... - Let's run away!
- Ah, but they defeated him. - Don't do that character again! - Sorry! - I'll cause you trouble!
- 1, 2, 3, "da"! - 1, 2, 3... "da"! - "Da"! No, it's not "da".
- Man... I don't know what to say... I feel sorry for Yoshimura-san.
- Stop it!
After this, Yoshimura finally went outside of the dressing room!
They've talked about common topics and strategies, but Yoshimura is still open-minded.
- Well, I shouldn't have done this... - You lost everything. - I lost everything.
- I don't think we can do it today. - Yeah, we can't do it today. - What should we do?
- So, it's not about hanging carrots... - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's about hanging reverse-carrots. - Huh? A photo?
- Yoshimura used to... - It's a photo of him when he was really young.
- He used to be a girlfriend of a cheated out girl. - So, I don't think Yoshimura wants to be seen. - That's true.
- So, if you do this and run away, you'll be chased, right? - I see, I see. - You'll be taken back. - It's a strong method. - That's true.
- So, it's about members who are quick-footed. - That's right.
- "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" - "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" - Also, it's better to make a small detour. - That's right.
- "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" - Like Hikaru. - Ah! Morita! - That's right, he's quick-footed. - He makes small detours. - That's right. - He makes small detours. - He's small. - I see. - He's the smallest. - Can you do it, Morita?
- I'll try. - Morita! - Yes? - You have a photo, right? - Yes, I do. - Yes. - You can't be caught.
- You have to keep some distance. - Yes. - Okay, good luck!
- Excuse me. - Yes? Why are you so persistent? Yes?
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Nice to meet you. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well... Excuse me.
- She told you where you should stand! - Because of the position of the camera!
- I'm really sorry about what happened last time. - No, no, no. It's okay.
- I understand your feelings very well, but... - You're wise.
- Well... - Let's apologize like that first.
- First of all... - Oh, that's good.
- Could you please come to the studio?
- Well, I'd like you to make an official apology, but... - Yes!
- I won't do it today. I'm sorry. - Oh...
- I don't think it's good for both of you. - If you don't come...
- Yes?
- I'll be a fool to show you this picture... - Wait a minute.
You're threatening me!
An 18-year-old can threaten a 39-year-old!
- No, no, no. Look at the camera. - No, no, no. Look at the camera.
Stop it! You can't say that! You can't say that!
- No, but... - You can't say that! We'll go to the police!
- No, but... - If you're going to the police, we'll support you.
- You're going too far! Stop it! - No, no, no.
- Hey, hey, hey! - What? Hey!
Hey, stop it! Stop it! Hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Run! Run!
- Stop it! - Run!
The chair worked!
- The chair worked! - The chair worked!
Go! Run, Morita!
Morita, run!
What? What?
This is great!
This is like Takeshi.
Run! Run!
- What are you doing? - Stop it!
- I'll kill you!
- What do you mean "kill you"?
What do you mean "kill you"?
- I'll kill you! - What are you doing?
- I'll kill you! - To a woman!
- That's dirty! - That's dangerous!
That's dirty!
- Yoshino-san, I have a big problem. - What is it?
I think it was the third floor of the dressing room.
- Yes. - I was running all the way to get on the third floor.
- Yes. - Um...
- Is it this? - In the middle of it, there was a camera on the stairs.
Did you really come down with a dead face?
- No, it's not like that. - But after that, suddenly in the hallway...
- Yes. - Just once in the hallway.
- That's terrible. - I don't know why.
- I tried hard only to find a big camera. - Yes.
- I said, "You weren't able to do it in the first place." - Yes, it's true.
- I said that. - Yes, it's true.
- Hey! - Yes?
Hey, I'll say it properly in front of the camera!
- Yes. - I didn't know it was there!
- Hide it! - It's a story that doesn't exist!
- It's a story that doesn't exist!
- Hide it! - It's not like that!
- What is it? - It's like...
Keyaki and the others...
They pushed me like an NGO!
What are you trying to do, you idiot?
Of course it's a variety show!
- I saw it afterwards, too! - What?
I haven't grown up at all since I left!
Then that's enough!
Hey, hey, hey!
What's with that stage-like stance?!
Hey, this is serious!
If you say it like that...
- Yes! - Next week...
It's a showdown!
I'll accept it!
After this, Yoshimura will rampage in the studio!
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Next week, Keyaki and the others will face off against Nobcob in the studio!
You're only talking about me!
Will they be able to get their NGO back?!