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Keyaki itte, kake nai
"Baron"!
"Keyaki itte, kake nai" blind serve and...
- That's it! - Please!
Now, they are Keyaki-chan and...
- Yay! - Yay!
They are full of energy!
As you can see, we have only secondary school students this time.
So, we would like to announce this program which is only for secondary school students.
This program is...
"Secondary school students who want to break the shell"!
- Yay! - Yay!
Let's do it one more time.
"Secondary school students who want to break the shell"!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Ten-chan and Matsudaira are not in love, right? - They are not in love, right?
- You will see later. - Really?
- As you know from the title... - Yes.
- They want to break the shell. - That's right.
- Isn't it, Matsuda? - Yes.
- We are still using secondary school students... - We are still using them.
- We have reduced the distance, but... - That's right.
But we haven't been able to show it well, so...
- Today, we would like to break the shell with you. - I see.
- "Secondary school students who want to break the shell"! - Yay!
- Yay!
- I hate everyone's speech. - It's getting warmer and warmer.
- Takemoto has a great expression. - No, I'm serious.
- He's got a lot of spirit. - That's right.
- Are you betting on it? - Yes, I'm betting on it.
- Takemoto is in a good mood. I wonder if the other members have a feeling of betting on it today. - That's right.
- Even if only the two of you think so, I wonder if the other members are on this project. - That's right.
- Inoue, you can do it, right? - I'll do it.
- Inoue, you can do it! - I can do it!
- You can do it! - I'm grateful.
- You can do it! - I can do it!
- Are you saying you can do it? - Yes, I am.
- What are you doing? - What is this T-shirt?
- It's an anime-style T-shirt!
- You don't know anything about it!
- It's a weird T-shirt.
- What are you doing? - It's a trend!
- What is it? - But I think it looks great on you.
- Thank you.
- I'm glad you like it.
- This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
- Isn't there a time when you don't listen?
- ...our sponsors.
- Two of Matsuda and Takemoto will introduce the unknown side of Nikisei that hasn't been revealed yet.
- MC Tsuchida will decide whether or not to reveal or seal such a side of Nikisei in the future.
- First of all, I'd like to introduce this.
- Takemoto and Inoue love Yoshimoto's new drama.
- You two are from Kansai.
- I grew up watching Yoshimoto's new drama.
- Do you have any stories you can tell us?
- We do. - You do?
- You mean you have stories you can tell us?
- I have stories I can tell you about...
Mr. Takemoto's "Drill, Sennokai, Sennokai"
- It's difficult. - It's famous.
- It's really difficult. - It's everyday life.
So let's see it in action!
On top of Takemoto's house, "Drill, Sennokai, Sennokai"
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Are you going to let me go?
What are you doing?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Are you going to let me go?
I thought you were coming!
Are you going to let me go?
Say something!
Hey!
You're like a sarami. Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it now!
Where there are many plastic bottles, stop it!
Your armpit is full of hair follicles!
I can't hear you anymore!
Your armpit is full of hair follicles!
I can't hear you!
Don't pull my nipples!
She's an idol!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't pull my nipples!
Thank you very much.
She's an idol!
Don't do it!
Don't pull my nipples!
Your expression was good.
Really? Thank you very much.
What are you doing?
I'm talking now.
Don't do it!
If you're going to do it, do it properly!
You can't make a shy face for a second.
If you're going to do it, you have to do it properly.
Otherwise, everyone will be embarrassed.
Everyone's faces will turn red.
Do you want to do it one more time?
One more time, please!
How was it, Inoue? Do it one more time.
Inoue is talking.
No, Inoue is talking.
Inoue is talking.
Inoue doesn't have a sense of rhythm.
That's right.
It was interesting.
And when Takemoto touches Inoue, his hands are always in the game.
That's right.
Inoue is doing it now.
I've never done it before.
It's the most embarrassing thing.
The original we know is what Inoue did just now.
Tsuchida-san, what do you think about this aspect of Yoshimoto's new drama "Marugo" and Yoshimoto's new drama "Suki"?
Please give us your judgment.
Wow, that's cool!
This is...
But if you appeal like this, you might be able to appear in Yoshimoto's new drama "Suki" for real.
Ah, yes.
Now, let's continue with this momentum!
The next thing I'd like to introduce is this!
Morita's common sense!
Common sense!
What do you mean by "common sense"?
Morita's blog title is always "common jokes" and his sense of humor is really good.
Ah, I see! That kind of word sense is important!
If it's "common sense", it's Kobayashi and others, right?
Ah, that's right!
There are some examples here, so please have a look!
I always have a bath bomb with me until I run out of time. Is it only me?
No, me too!
If I have one, I always carry it with me.
If I don't, I put it away.
Common sense!
It's started!
Ah, and...
I'd like to say this to Takemoto, but even after you said "common sense", you looked down like this.
You shouldn't do that.
You should say "common sense" right away.
You should reflect on yourself after you finish all of your recordings.
Common sense!
Yes, yes. There are more.
Are there more?
Yes, there are two more!
There are two more?
Yes, there are two more.
I'd like to see them.
The first page of the new notebook is...
You're very particular about it, aren't you?
Common sense!
I always have a bath bomb with me until I run out of time.
If I don't, I put it away.
Common sense!
If I don't, I put it away.
Matsuda was persistent!
She's fast!
Matsuda was persistent, too!
It's okay. There's one more, right?
There's one more.
When I was picking up a tissue and thought it was gone,
it was still there and I was about to faint.
There's one more!
It was too much and I thought it was over.
Is there more?
I'm happy! I'm happy, but I was about to faint.
Common sense!
There is! There is!
That's good.
But there's one problem.
Morita's "common sense" has nothing to do with it.
It's just something you two want to do.
Morita is like a comedy duo with a writer.
That's right.
Morita, why did you start this anyway?
When I first wrote it, I thought the title would be taken lightly.
I wanted you to read the title properly,
so I found my personal "common sense" and wrote it.
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
Do you have any latest "common sense" you've gotten recently?
Why don't you tell them?
I want you two to share the "common sense" you've gotten recently.
That's good.
That's how writer Morita explained the "common sense" to the duo.
Morita, please explain "common sense".
Well, you know you put on earphones to listen to music, right?
You put on earphones and walk in the city, but isn't there a time when you don't listen to music at all?
There is!
I know!
You're doing it, but you're not playing it, right?
Yes, yes, you're listening, so you can rest assured.
Yes, yes, you're listening, right?
There is!
That's good.
You can do anything.
There are times when you put on an umbrella and walk into a station, right?
I know!
Everyone isn't putting on umbrellas!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
There is!
You can do anything!
Anything, anything.
Can I say something "common" instead of "common"?
On the contrary, what would you say about that?
If you went home, you'd turn on the TV first, right?
That's weird, isn't it?
No, no, no, it's not a combination.
No, no, no.
No, no.
She showed her openness at the end.
I see.
This is not it. This is Morita's common sense.
It's not about two people.
Yes, it's about two adults.
Tsuchida-san, what do you think of Morita's common sense?
Of course.
Applause!
It's true. We don't have to stop it.
Yes, fans will be happy about it.
It's good, isn't it?
The next member is...
What's going on?
The next member is...
Samurai's reaction is...
She's totally into it.
She's standing up by herself.
She's standing up and...
It's embarrassing.
What does it mean?
When we talk normally or when we're rehearsing,
when we're rehearsing or when we're not using equipment,
I'm so scared that I crouch down by myself.
Some people do that.
Do you break your back?
You become self-aware and reflective.
When I'm spaced out and don't think about anything,
I'm surprised that I suddenly become an adult.
That's my opinion.
Opinion?
She's laughing by herself.
In order to see more of Samurai's reaction,
we're going to have BiriBiri-pen challenge us.
And...
There's information in this.
Fujiyo-shi said in a meeting...
I've never done it, but when I watch it on TV, I think BiriBiri's reaction is exaggerated.
I see.
So...shall we try it?
No, I can do it.
I can do it!
So, Karin-chan and Tamura...
Me, too?
Of course!
Me, too?
Well, first...
Let's start with Hono-chan.
Ah, Hono-chan, let's go!
Put your leg forward and pull it hard.
Hono-chan!
Please!
Ouch!
Tamura's reaction is "big", right?
Yes, it's big.
I have something to say.
What do you want to say?
I'm surprised by the sound, but I don't feel any pain.
Do you want me to do it one more time?
So small!
Karin-chan!
Yes, Karin-chan.
Karin-chan, please!
You can do it!
Karin-chan, put your hand forward.
Yes, it's Karin-chan's challenge!
Please!
Ouch!
Your reaction is huge!
Nice!
Shouldn't you rewrite the script?
Karin's reaction is huge.
Huge! Ouch!
Are you crying?
Ouch!
I told you!
It hurts a lot!
Everyone was like this!
I thought it was a lie.
Apologize to all comedians!
I'm sorry.
Now, let's all experience the tingling pen!
How many decibels do you feel?
Decibels?
One, two...
I got a cramp.
You got a cramp?
One, two...
Last one, Tamura!
One, two...
Your face...
My face...
Now, how did you like this side of Tamura?
Please!
Not only Tamura, but everyone!
Let's bring it out!
Next, Takemoto will introduce...
"Matsuda's crazy tolerance"!
He's good-tempered, so he does whatever we ask of him.
He's always excited.
He does a lot of comedians' jokes.
Today, we'll start with Haranishi's.
Haranishi's?
Yes.
Haranishi's is difficult.
It's difficult.
Here we go.
One, two...
Everyone!
Shut up!
One, two...
Why do you do that in Haranishi's jokes?
There are a lot of them!
You should move your body more!
There are others, too!
Chuuei's jokes.
Chuuei's jokes?
Yes, Chuuei's jokes.
Ah! I'll be late for the train!
Ah!
Oo-pa-loo-pa!
That's good!
You're doing your best, so it's good!
By the way, there are original jokes, too!
Original?!
There are two kinds of original jokes!
There are two original jokes?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Now, I'm doing badminton's wings.
One more, one more.
Yes, I'll do it.
Now, I'm doing stir-fried vegetables.
That's it.
It's good.
By the way, it's such an interesting story.
It's such an interesting story.
Are you making fun of me next to me?
It's interesting, but actually you're very good at singing.
What? No, it doesn't change at all.
It doesn't look like a manzara, so let's have you sing a little bit.
You won't forget me, will you?
I'd like to confirm one thing.
Singing is not your main job.
It's not my main job.
That's it.
Of course, you're good at it.
But, Tsuchida-san, what should we do?
Which one do you want to do?
Which one?
Singing?
Yes.
Or making fun of me?
Making fun of you singing.
It's quite different as an idol.
It's true.
Because you're either an idol who likes variety shows or an idol who's good at singing.
You're a singer.
I think you're better at singing.
Then, I'll sing.
Are you sure you want me to sing?
Yes.
I don't want you to make fun of me at all.
It's a joke.
Let's start judging.
She has a big reaction.
She sang "dashite go".
She reacted as big as I imagined.
I thought she would react big if I sang "fuing dashita".
It's a great song.
Let's challenge "that" which is a popular variety show.
In order for you to participate in the program with high tension,
you will perform "russian cream" which is a popular variety show with high tension.
You will perform "russian cream" which is a popular variety show with high tension.
First team who takes "russian cream" twice will get a penalty game.
Can we say it again?
"No! No!" Seki fixed her hair.
Seki!
Isn't it time to beautify yourself?
Maybe you are mature now.
What are you doing with your hair?
This is a variety of elements.
Yes, there are a lot of elements.
There is also a reaction after eating it.
There is also a safety after eating a non-spicy food.
Let's start with MATSUDA TEAM.
What does it look like?
I don't know what it is.
Is it this?
Please look in the middle of MATSUDA TEAM.
I hit it.
What?
It stinks.
What?
It's funny.
Which one? Which one?
Safe?
It stinks!
What is it?
It smells really funny.
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Go over there.
You should have gone for the first one!
What is he doing?
I thought you were going to say "goo", but you said "out".
You look so bitter.
You said "out".
You are now in reach.
MATSUDA TEAM is in reach.
Now, TAKEMOTO TEAM.
TAKEMOTO, let's go.
I decided from the beginning.
Togi is going.
She said it with one mouth!
Go!
What?
Really?
It's not funny?
The leader is suddenly in reach.
Are you okay, TAKEMOTO?
Was it funny?
It's bad.
Now, both teams are in reach.
Now, MORITA, let's go.
If MORITA pulls a crow,
MATSUDA TEAM will lose.
Then, I will go with this.
Go!
Please say it with one mouth!
Go!
- Of course! - Of course!
- Is it good? - It's really good!
- Good, good! - This is it!
- Let's eat! - Tamura! - Yes!
- It's got "beach" on it. - Tamura, I hope you make a cute save.
- I'll eat it! - Yes!
- Huh? - Huh? - Huh? - Huh?
- Yay!
- It came out! - Wow!
- It's a provocative save! - It's provocative, isn't it?
- It's good, isn't it? - Yes! - It's good, isn't it?
- Next up is Ten-chan! - I'm so scared!
- It's okay, it's okay! - It's okay, it's okay!
- There's only this much! - That's right, there's only this much!
- Here it goes! - Yes!
- Ten-chan, please!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Save! - Let's go!
- Karin-chan!
- But this... - It's okay!
- But isn't it too distinctive?
- That's a good way of putting it.
- Here it goes! - Here it goes!
- Don't look behind you. - Here it goes!
- Huh? - Oh no!
- That was unexpected! - That was unexpected!
- Really? - Huh?
- Isn't it?
- Tamura, is your taste buds stupid? - Tamura!
- Don't look inside your mouth! - If it's spicy, it's like that.
- Which one? - It's not spicy at all!
- Tamura's face... - Tamura's face...
- It's not spicy at all!
- And for the punishment game, this is also a popular variety show!
- Senburi-cha!
- Here it goes!
There it goes!
Ugly!
Akimoto is ugly now!
Karin-chan has no reaction.
And after drinking, Seki-san does her hair like this.
- Like this. - Seki-san!
- Seki-san!
- She always does her hair like this. - Seki-san!
That's not the time for that!
Karin-chan, what's up with you?
I feel good with the mustard.
- It's gone. - It's gone?
Oh, I see.
So today, we've done a lot of things to break Karin's shell.
How was it?
- Morita, you're still looking for something, right? - Yes.
- I just thought of one thing. - Oh, I see.
When I was riding my bike, there was a little dent between the groove and the road.
- There is, there is. - Suddenly, my bike started to rumble.
- Have you ever felt like you were about to die? - No, I haven't!
- No, I haven't!
- It crossed the lamp and... - It crossed like...
- I can't get in! - It crossed like I was about to die!
- I can get in! - You can't get in!
You can't get in, suddenly big uncle!
Suddenly, Sensei's things, also, have you ever felt like you would die?
- Kouhan, that's rough! - Have you ever felt like you would die?
- Scary! - Scary!
- Inoue... - Inoue...
- Inoue has done a lot of things. - He did a lot of things.
Inoue, how was it today?
I'm glad I was able to be a guide for a few companies just by riding.
I'm glad I broke through myself.
From now on, I'm going to work harder and harder.
Why can't you do it?
Next episode, the first Tokyo Dome performance.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Next episode, we will show you what the Tokyo Dome performance looked like for the first time at Keyakizaka 46, which was held last month.