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Bang!
Once again, this week, we're joined by Mr. Ishikawa of Keyakizaka.
And of course, Keyakizaka's number one!
I'll do my best!
Without further ado, let me announce this week's topic.
This week's topic is...
New Way of Fighting!
Let's win, win, and put up a banner of victory!
Keyakizaka 46 will be performing their ninth single as a new group.
And we want to put up a banner of victory!
And so, in order for the members to win in various games,
we've invited some comedians who will be our opponents!
Please come on up!
Welcome!
Thank you!
Who is Kamaseinu?!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Listen up! Kamaseinu doesn't know where he is standing!
Who is Kamaseinu?!
Don't make a fuss!
This time, as entertainers Kamaseinu Corps,
Roch, Kokado, Haraichi, Iwai, Sunshine, Ikezaki and Dangerous Notch will participate!
Ikezaki!
Yes!
Last time you went to Kyoaki's concert.
Yes, I did!
You like it, don't you?
I love it!
Since then, Kyoaki...
Kyoaki?!
Welcome back!
Kyoaki Notch!
Iwai-san, you're not really suited for shows like this.
I don't watch you play games.
It's my first time coming to a studio.
You've been on several shows, haven't you?
Back in the early days...
You went to a birthday party, didn't you?
That's right.
Shida-chan, you've quit, haven't you?!
Iwai and Shida...
But you have me!
You have me!
As long as you have me!
As for Kokado-san...
Yes?
I asked the staff about this...
As a "ponkotsu" entertainer, you were offered by Nakaoka-san...
Yes, that's right.
Due to your schedule, you were offered by Kokado- san...
I won't say anything!
Why are you saying that?!
We actually wanted you to come, Nakaoka-san...
You don't have to say it!
It's written in the script!
Why is it written in the script?!
We've asked Kokado-san if he could do us a favor...
And...
Shida-san...
Nocchi-san, your outfit today...
My name is Tiger Nocchi.
Kind of the "wing" "wing"
Wing, wing, wing, wing, wing!
The catch is "yes, we, can"!
It's about time you shut up.
Mutsu-san, since it's Keyakizaka46's show...
That's right.
Matsu-san, what do you think? You can win, right?
It's easy.
It's easy, right?
Everyone says it's easy, right?
You're going to say it, aren't you?
Please do that properly.
Hey, hey, hey!
Do it properly!
That's right!
This time, since it's a show where Keyakizaka46 wins...
The members will compete in games that are advantageous.
And for the winning teams of each game...
We've prepared a reward!
The first match is...
Super Ball Catch PK Match!
With this, the members should be able to win!
With that said...
The show's standard game...
Super Ball Catch Competition!
This time, with the PK Match rules...
Three members from each team will participate...
And challenge each other.
And the winning team that wins the most...
Will receive a sudden death.
If you leave the line for even a little bit, you'll be disqualified.
The line is very strict.
With that said...
Keyakizaka46's team is...
Sugai, Harada, and Habu!
On the other hand, Keyakizaka46's team is...
Iwai, Nanane, and the three of them will take on the challenge!
As a result of rock-paper-scissors...
First, the entertainer Komaseinu Corps' challenge!
Entertainer team's first move!
Please!
- Here I go! - Okay!
E-mol!
Success!
You're really good!
This is a strong match!
It's a strong match, but at the end, Ikezaki-san was looking at you with a completely different camera angle.
Your camera angle was completely different.
I don't have enough acting experience for that!
It's been a while since I've been in a studio!
It's different again!
Ah, I forgot the angle!
The first match of the comedy team!
Ah, what should I do? Ah, it's okay!
It's okay, right?
Tell the comedian team that you're strong!
I'm definitely not going to lose!
It's okay, right?
The first match of the Ikezaki-san team!
Please show us!
You did it!
S-successful?
Successful!
Your own cause has come up, hasn't it?
Your own personality!
Well, it might have come up a little, but...
Ah, it's in!
She said it!
What is it?
She said it!
For now, success!
And with that, the second match!
And now...
And now, let's go, comedy team!
OK!
It's the second round! Let's go!
Let's go!
I'm counting on you!
I'm going!
Yes!
Yes, you can do it!
Wait a minute!
I knew it the moment you jumped!
I knew it! I knew it!
She did it! She did it!
Can Keyaki's team catch up?
I think I can do it!
If you think you can't drop it...
That's right!
You can do it!
She's cheering for you!
Let's do it! Can you catch up?
Here we go!
She did it!
It was difficult, wasn't it?
It was difficult!
It's amazing!
Everyone did it!
It's the third time in their life!
Everyone!
It's your chance!
Nocchi-san, I'm counting on you!
You've been doing this for over 30 years...
But you're weak against pressure!
Takemoto, tell Nocchi-san...
Tell him...
Keyaki...
She has a lot of experience...
So I think she'll definitely lose!
Wow! That's a lot of pressure!
What is this?!
What is this old man doing?!
He's talking to his granddaughter!
Let's do it!
Here we go!
She's good!
She did it!
Nocchi-san, you failed!
It was a really good ball, wasn't it?
It was a really good ball!
Keyaki team!
If you can catch it, you win!
Here we go!
It's your third chance!
Here we go!
Failure!
Sudden Death rushes in!
We can win this!
What a close game! Sudden Death rushes in!
Let's go for the first game of the entertainment team, Sudden Death!
Ready?
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeah!
The entertainment team is cornered!
Everything depends on the catch of the club!
Well...
Huh?
What?
I think we need some kind of suction power.
Suction power...
That's right.
It'd be nice if it was like Dyson.
I really think so.
I think so, too.
I think we need some kind of suction power.
Which one of you didn't say anything?
The club...
You're saying weird things.
The club...
What's up with you, MC?
The club...
If you keep doing it, you'll be beaten up!
Well, let's go!
If you miss it, you lose!
Sudden Death!
First game of the entertainment team!
Let's go!
Here we go!
It's high!
Wow!
It's so high!
It's amazing!
It's that high!
It's so high!
It's that high!
Why is it possible?
It's even got suction power!
It's amazing!
It's so high!
It's not over yet!
Second game of Sudden Death!
It's the second game of Sudden Death!
Let's see if they'll put pressure on us!
It doesn't matter where you come from!
Let's do it!
Here we go.
Nice catch!
Wait! Nakao just called me!
No way!
He's good!
I can't do it!
What kind of talent is that?!
Keiaki's team is cornered again!
Will Sugai succeed?!
Will he catch up to the entertainers?!
Let's see!
Go for it, Haku!
What's wrong with you?!
You black person!
Let's see!
Go for it!
Easy.
Failure!
And with that...
The Super Bowl Catch PK Match is won by the entertainers' team!
And the prize for the winners is...
This!
This is it!
This is Kei Joen san's roast beef rice ball!
We did it!
This is great!
Thank you for the meal!
It's so good!
I'm full. I lost.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the following sponsors.
Next up is the Brain Quiz!
The young Keiaki's team should be more flexible!
And with that...
They will compete in the Brain Quiz!
If everyone answers correctly faster than their opponent, they win!
The winner is Nimon!
Keiaki's team will select these four first!
Here is the first question!
Please take a look at this.
If you know what it is, please answer it in the classroom.
Oh, Mr. Kokado is here.
That's correct!
That's fast!
That's why it's called "flickering".
If you know it like this, you know what it is.
No, it's easy!
It's easy!
The question is "what is the kanji for entering the blind spot?"
Blind spot...
How many times do I have to say it?
Answer!
"Naka", "shikaku", "shou", "chiisai".
What is the kanji for entering this blind spot?
Is it the same kanji?
It's a different kanji!
Oh, it's a different kanji!
It's a different kanji!
"chiisai", "ko", "sato", "kita"!
"takai", "kanji", "kita"...
Huh?
What? Are you talking about something funny?
"takai", "kita", "kita"...
It's a completely different kanji!
What did you say?
"takai" and "kita"?
"shougakukou", "chougakukou", "koukou"...
I see!
The other team got it!
Ah, "zouchon", "kita"!
Correct!
Come on!
"zouchon", "kita"!?
Yes!
Yes, "zouchon"!
Zouchon
It's too fast!
"Chikaku ni haeru" (enter close)
"Chikaku ni haeru" kanji!
"Chikaku ni haeru" kanji...
Correct!
So, the first question is...
Keikizaka Team wins!
- We did it! - We did it!
The correct answer is "oya" and "kusuri" (medicine).
Five of them represent "yubi" in "yubi" (finger)
By the way, which of the answers is…
Please say the answer you just said.
A parent and a sister.
What are you talking about?
A parent and a sister.
I'm sorry, but that's a different generation.
Isn't it right?
A parent and a sister is right, isn't it?
No, if that's the case, people's fingers are middle fingers, mother's fingers and brother's fingers.
If that's the case, people's fingers are middle fingers, mother's fingers and brother's fingers.
That's why it's middle fingers.
Middle fingers…
How cute!
The second question is for these four people.
Let's win against Notch.
Okay, let's start.
Here is the question.
If you cover your eyes and read this, what message will appear?
Let's start.
It's a strange question again.
If you know it, please answer it.
Karin said she's not good at it.
Can you do it?
Sawabe you desu.
That's not it.
That's not it?
She said "sawabe you desu".
It says "sawabe you desu" at the far right.
If you cover your eyes and read this, what message will appear?
It's a message.
If you cover your eyes and read this, what message will appear?
Justice!
What's wrong?
Kobayashi is here!
Correct!
Kobayashi escaped!
It doesn't matter but Uemura won.
Uemura won.
Correct!
Uemura won!
It's dangerous.
Karin!
Correct!
Keyaki's team, you can do it!
Two more!
Here's a hint.
If you cover your eyes and read this, what message will appear?
You have to cover your eyes.
Don't use your hands too much.
You can read it like that.
If you read it with your eyes closed, what message will appear?
Don't you want to see the old men worried about it in the middle of the night?
If you read it with your eyes closed, what message will appear?
Let's read it one more time.
Question.
Go Go-san.
There is no message.
No.
What is that?
No, no, no.
There is no message.
I won't give you any more questions like that.
You can read it, can't you?
I can read it.
Just like that.
Why?
I can read it.
I don't know what it is at all.
Calm down!
There is no difficult code.
It's a code.
Wait a minute.
The entertainment team is like a CD jacket.
It's cool.
It's like "SACHIMOSU".
You are correct!
Good job!
Oh, my God!
Richton!
Oh, my God!
Moria!
Moria is in the lead.
Brain battle.
Victory or reach!
Read it with your eyes closed!
Here we go!
Moria!
Yes!
The winner of this match is Kearizaka Wadijikuchi!
Who was the person who found it out?
Wow!
Morita, tell the old men.
If you hide it with your eyes closed, it's freshly painted weather.
That's correct.
Wow!
It's freshly painted weather!
It's kanji!
That's what they said.
Wow!
It's kanji!
The old men are normally frustrated!
So, this is a reward for the Kearizaka Wadijikuchi team!
Thank you for the food!
How about you, Karin-chan?
It's very delicious!
You're talking a lot!
Karin-chan, you're very emotional!
It looks delicious!
Karin-chan was unexpectedly fast!
She was fast!
That's right!
It looks delicious!
This woman is dazzling!
The winner of this match is Kearizaka Wadijikuchi team!
After this, Rika will go berserk!
The next match is...
Extreme pain! Massage mat volleyball match!
What?
For unhealthy old men, it's tough!
A volleyball match in a court lined with massage mats!
The winner is the player with four points!
The contract team is Lisa, Tamura and Riko, who are experienced.
How old are you, Tamura?
I'm a kindergarten student to college student.
Are you a professional?
I'm not a professional.
Lisa is also an experienced volleyball player.
Can you beat them?
But I think I can do it.
Riko, say something to the entertainment team.
I won't lose.
You can't react like that.
What do you mean you can't react like that?
Please react like that.
Please say something.
We've been raised like that for three years, but we can't do it.
Please say something.
Let's start the match.
The cake team will rotate and hit three people.
Come on!
The cake team will start with a ball.
Let's start.
Start!
Go!
Go up! Go up! Go up!
Give it back! Give it back!
Goal!
It's a goal.
It's a goal for the cake team.
Don't you have any reaction?
Focus on me.
First of all, it's a reaction.
I'm sorry.
Ball! Ball! Ball!
It's not ballet.
I'm sorry.
Let's start with Tamura's serve.
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it! Go out! Go out! Go out!
She's back! She's back! She's back!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I didn't expect it!
I'm fine.
What was that?
Rika, are you okay?
It hurt.
It hurt, didn't it?
I'm sorry, I'm asking Rika now.
Tamura, are you okay?
It's really painful.
You're not healthy at all, right?
Something's wrong.
Let's start with the entertainer team's serve.
Nice serve!
Tamura, it's in!
It's in!
The entertainer team gets one point!
Nice serve!
It's in!
Let's take a look at Rika's performance.
It's in!
It's out!
The entertainer team made a mistake and the other team got a point!
Let's take a look at Rika's serve.
I'll go for it.
It's 3-3.
Who's gonna win?
- There you go! - Good, good.
- You got it! - You got it!
- Which one? Which one? - Slowly! Slowly!
- Go, go, go!
- Time's up!
- This is terrible. - It's been a while since we ended like this.
- This match is...
- Keyaki-san has won!
- Yay!
- I'm sorry.
- And so, for the Keyaki team...
- This is their reward!
- It smells good.
- How about you, Pei-chan?
- How is it, Pei-chan?
- It's good.
- Tell the entertainment team you won!
- How you feel right now!
- I won.
- How long have you been doing this?
- Three years, four years...
- You're kidding me.
- Isn't this your first time?
- Up next is Kamaseinu Gundan VS Keyaki Zakao 46!
- This program was brought to you by...
- Sony Music and...
- ...our sponsors.
- Next time, let's see who wins in the second half!
- Will Kamaseinu Gundan be able to win?!
- Bye-bye!
- This is crazy!
- And then...
- The stadium is filled with people you didn't expect!