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Kiyaki-chan vs. Ishikai-no-serve and...
Kiyaki-chan vs. Dai!
What are you doing here?
Good morning!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- That's good. - That's a good vibe.
They know what we're planning for this week.
It's been four years since we started this show!
- Already? - Yeah, it's been a while.
And we want to aim for a nationwide broadcast in the future, don't we?
- Yeah, we want to aim for it. - We want to make it our goal.
And we have to be careful in the Kansai area!
- We have to be careful. - Yeah!
- It's true that Kansai has its own culture. - That's right!
The laughter culture is also a little different in Kansai!
Kansai won't laugh at you if you laugh like an old man!
- It's sad. - It's sad, isn't it?
We want to aim for a nationwide broadcast in the Kansai area in the future,
and that's why we've prepared this show for you!
Before we start our nationwide broadcast,
let's learn some Kansai dialect!
Broadcast in Kansai area where there may be a future.
However, it may not work for them now.
So we will learn Kansai dialect and learn Kansai dialect.
The first generation was only children, right?
But the second generation is already...
Are you sitting in front of me?
Inoue, Fujiyoshi, Takemoto, Tamura, Yamasaki.
Five Kansai students came in at once.
That's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
After the second generation came in, Kansai dialect is spoken in schools and so on.
Kansai dialect is not used at all for second- generation members.
Oh, I see.
Because even when we were hiding, second- generation people spoke Kansai dialect.
That's right.
However, this time we are going to learn Kansai dialect.
First of all, we, MCs, are from Saitama.
So we can't speak Kansai dialect.
What should we do?
So we have invited a person who is a master of Kansai dialect as a special MC.
Let's welcome the special MC!
Hiyahiaki hill, my life, downhill hill, who is stupid!
Bravo!
What's up!
Everyone, the recording will be long!
I'm sorry that the schedule for after this is crushed!
I'll fire you!
I'm sorry.
This time, we're really inviting Okada-san.
I'll fire you!
Okada-san, please!
Okada-san, thank you!
From now on, only Kansai dialect will be recorded.
I see!
By the way, Kansai dialect honorifics are difficult.
You can say "tameguchi" in Kansai dialect.
Of course, you two will also speak Kansai dialect.
First generation and second generation will also say "tameguchi".
That's right!
As you like!
Are you okay?
Kansai dialect!
Are you okay?
I'm counting on you!
Ask the members!
Ask the members if Kobayashi-san is okay!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
She said "I can do it"!
What a beautiful standard!
If you can do it, say "dekirude".
"Dekirude", I see!
Can you do it, Kobayashi-san?
I can do it!
You can do it!
She can do it!
You can do it!
She can do it!
Can you do it, Tsujimoto-san?
I can do it!
She can do it!
Accent is also important!
Kansai dialect and standard accent are different!
So we're going to make a Kansai version of it.
I see!
We're going to make a Kansai version of it for the staff!
Really?
Yeah!
I'd like to see it!
Let's do it!
From now on, it's Kansai dialect "kea kakea"
Everyone, do your best!
Kea kitte kakehende
Babyon
Kea kitte kakehende
Okada Keisuke
Tsutsunaya
Sanbu
Shoronpo
Kanai kodashi
Keaki
Sakura!
I'll bite you this week too!
That's good!
What do you think, everyone?
Is there anything funny recently?
If there is, let's celebrate together.
It's episode time!
That's right, Kansai is like that.
There are a lot of idol singers.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is there anything funny recently?
Yes, go ahead!
Oh, that's great!
Oh, Sechan!
Just now...
Oh, just now!
Just now!
It's a big deal!
When I was washing my hair with the members...
I was waiting for Saito to come out of the washroom.
Saito...
I was waiting for him.
I thought you'd be surprised...
And...
He came out and said "Wah!"
Wah!
She went up from Kansai to the north!
Wah!
And...
Saito...
He was shaking like a whale!
It was funny!
Funny...
OK, OK!
You're really funny!
Saito, were you surprised?
I was really surprised!
When I went out of the bathroom...
Which one of you went out of the bathroom first?
You're an idol! Don't say things like that!
You went out of the bathroom first!
I went out of the bathroom and looked straight ahead.
When we saw you, you came out of the bathroom.
I was really happy!
Stupid!
What are you talking about?
Stupid!
Why do you say the same thing?
Twist it! Twist it!
It's OK! It's OK!
How was it?
Well...
Earlier...
There were tonkatsu bento and curry bento.
Yes, there were.
I hesitated for about five minutes.
It's long to hesitate!
You hesitated a lot!
Well, it's OK!
Is that all?
It's over!
Is that all?
It's OK! It's OK!
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OK!
Now that it's lively, let's move on to the first segment!
The first segment is...
"Which one is it?" survey!
Now, we have taken surveys from everyone in advance!
We will announce our answers to the surveys about Kansai dialect.
While listening to the reasons, of course we will speak in Kansai dialect!
First of all, from here!
Don't mess with Kansai dialect!
I always think about it, but when I speak in Kansai dialect, everyone responds in Kansai dialect.
Ah, like you made a little fun of Kansai dialect!
It's still safe to use in ordinary conversations, but when I say "Why, why?", "Why not?", "Why not?", I don't really have much fun with it.
I just think about it and "don't mess with it!"
Don't mess with it!
Who is the one who comes to attack you and "don't mess with it!"
From Saito Fuyu.
Saito Fuyu.
"Why not?", "Why not?", "Why not?", "Why not?", "Why not?", "Why not?", "Why not?", "Why not?", These things make me really mad.
"Don't mess with him!", "Don't mess with him!", Now, now, now, now.
I can only say the same words over and over again.
Because you won't get used to the conversation!
"Don't mess with us!", "Don't mess with us!", "Don't mess with us!", "Don't mess with us!", I really can't understand the meaning of "don't mess with us!".
How old are you? I'm the same age as you.
Are you going to sell it?
Is Saito the only one here?
No, Oda is here.
Yuchi is talking normally.
I'm getting angry because you're strangely good at it.
I'm good at it.
You're really good at it.
Why don't you learn it from me?
What?
Why don't you learn it from me?
You're really good at it.
I want to go up by a few points.
All right, let's move on.
Here it is.
Why don't you do 'Night Scoop'?
I'll say it again.
This is a ghost show in Kansai.
30th anniversary.
I watch it every Friday midnight.
I don't watch it in Kanto.
I'm very angry.
I solve a little problem.
It's very funny.
By the way, who doesn't know "Night Scoop"?
Who doesn't know "Night Scoop"?
Director!
He's a doctor!
By the way, why is this Serbian detective?
There are only people from Kansai.
I'm from Kanto.
What is this?
I'm angry!
Is it quiet in Dotonbori?
How did you feel when Serbian detectives came to you first?
I thought they were from Kanto.
But when I saw them, I thought they were detectives.
Are you getting used to it?
You're getting worse and worse.
What's wrong with you?
You're talking normally, but suddenly you're like "they're detectives."
You're too conscious of it.
How do you feel, detective?
I'm sorry, but I don't really watch it.
I don't know that Serbian detectives came.
You don't watch it?
I don't watch it every week.
Because you're young.
You're working hard.
From now on, we're going to talk about other members other than Kansai.
I'd like to ask you a lot of questions.
Go ahead!
First of all, this one!
You said you'd go if you could, but you didn't.
There's a Kansai manager.
A manager?
In my country?
She's already left Japan.
I want to say "no", but I can't say it.
I say "I'll go if I can", but in the end I don't come.
In short, it's a little fluffy.
Kansai people say something like "hagurakasu", but it's like "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go".
Isn't that there?
I use it a lot.
Do you go to coffee shops?
I don't go.
If you say you don't go, you go.
I say it because it hurts me.
In the end you don't come. It hurts you.
It hurts me twice.
How about other reactions?
Ten-san.
Say it, say it, say anything.
There are a lot of people.
Situation story.
There are a lot of people.
What is your first impression of Tokyo?
It's tough, isn't it?
The next theme is this.
If you don't have candy, you'll be scolded for not having it.
Candy.
I saw it on TV.
You saw it?
Kansai people don't have candy in their bags.
I'm curious about your reaction.
What's in the book?
I don't think so.
I don't have it in Kanto.
So I was scolded for not having it.
Ame-chan.
She has it a lot.
She has it.
She has her own pocket.
Ame-chan, do you have it?
Ame-chan, I hate you.
I hate you!
The end!
Even in Osaka, she doesn't hate it.
That was really cute!
I want you to use it as a stamp for the sound.
The five of you are starting to speak Kansai dialect.
Should we do a middle-class Kansai project next?
To raise your level of Kansai dialect,
let's have Shibaitaro as a photographer!
Be excited about the photos you see on the monitor in Kansai dialect!
There are photos that are hard to edit, but do your best!
I see!
It's okay to just say it out loud.
The trick is to say it out loud in small details.
If you're a giraffe, say it out loud in easy-to- understand places.
With your own sensibility!
Shall we start with someone from Kansai?
We'll go around twice.
Sounds fun!
This is a tempo.
Let's go!
Start!
It's too round, isn't it?
That's good!
Let's go!
What's with that pose?
Say it out loud!
Where should I say it out loud?
Where should you say it out loud?
There's a lot!
Say it out loud!
Look this way, please.
You're cute right now.
Oh, she's here!
Look this way, Saito!
Why are you guys sticking together here, too?!
Because you're looking this way.
Next!
You're cute, aren't you?
Go!
Last one!
She's here!
Say it!
Why are you sticking together?!
Because you're looking this way!
What's going on?!
Of course there are people like that!
Especially...
Saito, you had one, didn't you?
That was the best one.
Saito's one.
Next up are these four!
Get ready!
Ready! Start!
She's here!
You're too green!
She's here!
Why are you sticking together?!
Because you're looking this way!
She's here!
What's with this neck?!
She's here!
Go!
What are you doing?!
Of course!
Won't you dance?!
She's here!
Go!
How good is your jumping ability?!
Of course!
She's here!
What's with that finger?
Bubble gum.
Bubble gum?
It's soft, chewy.
Chewy.
Yes, it's over.
Yes, Anna-san, this was good.
This was good.
Wonderful.
That's what I meant, Sensei.
That's right.
After all, it's best to say what you feel in a loud voice.
That doesn't mean you raise the level of difficulty,
nor does it mean you raise the quality,
but it's really good if you have a good tempo.
This was the best.
That was wonderful.
Slowly.
Finally, Kansai members, show us your skills!
Let's go! Ready, start!
You say it in a really loud voice and check your level of difficulty.
Level of difficulty?
That's good!
That's good, checking your level of difficulty.
Your way of laughing is really strong!
Your way of laughing is strong!
I'm seven years old.
You're seven years old?!
Your age and number of books...
Where is this?!
Is it Africa?
That's good!
That's good, go!
Try harder on the left!
That's true!
You're not getting it all!
That's good, go!
Go, Ten-chan! Go, go!
You're like a needle and thread.
You're like a needle and thread pineapple!
Go!
Wait a minute! Why are you a daisy?!
Make me happy like you did in the beginning!
You look like you're in pain!
If you're going to make me happy, make me happy!
You're good at making decisions!
Let's do it like idols!
Teacher, is this it?!
Yes, it is!
This is why I was able to close the corner at the end!
Who was that dog called Takemoto?
He was like 'Do your best, left!'
He's good at 'Do your best, left!'
This is what Kansai people are great at!
That was amazing!
Lastly, we have a high-level Kansai dialect project!
Are you ready?
It's an application edition!
So, if you can do this, you get one person in front of you!
It's a 'getting in and out' competition!
What is this?
Kansai people are always funny, you know?
Also, like I said before, it's okay to just get in and out of a car,
but getting in and out of a car is a level up!
This is it!
This is what you do, right?
I basically get in and out of a car right away.
Once you get in and out of a car.
There are a lot of things in a car,
so the three of us will do a little 'monoboke',
and you guys will say a few things about it.
Getting in and out of a car.
I see.
First, let's look at Okada-nii-san's example!
Anything is fine!
Yes, yes.
Ah, here it is.
Ah, that's my father.
Oh, it's your father?
He's gotten quite skinny.
No, this is a different skeleton!
Impressive!
Get in and out of a car first!
Got it?
Yes!
Yes, yes.
Okay, first up is Oda!
Shall we go?
First up is Oda!
Let's go!
Ready, go!
Whoa...
This is...
Geez...
This is also made with freshly squeezed milk.
Soft cream, peropero, it's delicious, go ahead!
Thank you, peropero, it's delicious!
This is a microphone, isn't it?!
I don't know if you like it or not,
but it's a pomegranate I got at home.
Thank you! I've never seen such a long pomegranate!
This is a field, isn't it?!
Okay, last one!
Whoa...
This is an iPhone 11.
This is the latest model!
What is this?!
It's a shakuhachi, isn't it?!
Good, good!
Good!
Wonderful!
It's basic, and it's also easy to do!
You all know that it's basically like this, right?!
Yes!
So, should we go now?!
Should we go, Rika?!
Rika, do your best!
I haven't spoken yet today, but I'll do my best!
Are you okay?!
I'm fine.
Wow, if you get one wrong...
Oh, if you get one wrong...
Oh, okay, okay, I'm glad.
You like laughing, don't you?!
Oh, you're right!
By the way, who do you like to make you laugh?!
Good job!
Don't give up midway!
Rika, ready, go!
Ow!
That's hard!
I hate ear cleaning!
Do mine, too!
This one's better!
How's my ear cleaning?!
Hmm?
You've got a good sense of humor, don't you?
That's good! That's good!
What's that?
Whoa!
You're back, Ponkikki!
You're crazy!
Ponkikki...
Hmm...
knobs are green and red...
Look!
A popular...
Ah, a mug and...
Gachapon...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
And this is... done for
and this is... done for
and this is done for
Have you gotten so used to it now?
No, not really...
Yeah, it's just so far!
Yeah, for real!
I mean, once you have driven this turn for 6 years...
I really only had fears to deal with!
But I've maneuvered through it, haven't I?!
You're amazing! You're much better than that!
The next episode will havethrough Kobayashi's73strongusing
The last one is Kobayashi. Shall we go?
Let's go! Ready, start!
I'm a wife.
Really?
With such a thin and beautiful person...
Isn't this a skeleton?
I'm a daughter.
Is it a half?
Isn't it something like this?
That's good! Kobayashi, that's good!
I'm a mother.
What kind of lie did you tell me?
Isn't it something like this?
Well done!
Teacher!
This is... Kobayashi-san, wonderful!
Wonderful!
Especially like this...
Right?
Like this...
My wife is like a bird!
Well done!
Wonderful!
I don't know...
Will that project come back?
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and my sponsors.
Next time, memory quiz episode 2!
The winner of the penalty game will win a service award!
And the question that makes you want to hide is...
I'm embarrassed!
I'm embarrassed, too!