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Nyankees!
Bang! This week's show is back again.
It's been a while since we last saw you.
- I'm Shida! - I'm Ane-chan!
And this is Keyakitcha Day!
That's a quiet C-story.
Well, we are like that, but the members are also like that.
Because the set has changed, I feel a little excited.
It's like you're on a different show.
How about you, Captain? How about this set?
It's gorgeous, but it's cool, and it's a little different.
I'm getting excited.
You don't have a heart at all.
Now that we've done a lot of new things, let's move on to this week's project.
This week's project is the first psychological test to dig up inorganic life!
It's been a while since they first appeared, but we can't get a good idea of the characters.
This time, we're going to dig them up from the inside with a psychological test!
It's a psychological test, so...
No way!
Yes!
We have a guest with us!
This is the guest! Please come in!
Psychiatrist, Dr. Amon Nijikko!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, Dr. Nijikko!
Nice to meet you!
I don't have any kiragana keaki anymore, so all I have left is katakana keaki.
That's why we're going to conduct a psychological test under the supervision of Dr. Amon again this week!
First of all, I'd like you to answer various questions.
By the way, I've asked the first-generation students to answer various questions, too.
So we'd like to take a look at them together.
Here's the first question.
There is a house where a woman lives alone.
Please draw the house and the woman's appearance freely as you like!
Now that we know a lot of things, let's take a look at the picture you drew!
Please!
But you know how to draw, don't you?
Yes, I know how to draw as a second-generation student.
At first glance...
I'm curious...
Well...
I'm an adult, so I don't want you to draw the sun.
That's what I want you to say.
Oh, you're going to say it to a few people, aren't you?
Wait a minute...
Dr. Habu...
The roof is almost the same as when you drew Date Masamune's hat!
The roof...
Yes.
Now, Dr. Habu, what do you know?
Yes!
Actually, from this topic...
You can see the real personality you usually hide!
Yes!
The real personality you usually hide!
First of all...
Basically speaking...
The bigger the woman's size of the house is, the more confident she is!
So, the woman is big and the man is big...
So, if you draw a woman as big as you can, you'll be confident!
Don't hide Saito!
Please show us!
She's big!
She's right in front of you!
And what else, teacher?
One of the points is where the woman is.
If you draw a woman outside of the house, you'll be open-minded.
On the contrary, if you draw a woman inside of the house, you won't show your true feelings.
Based on these basic facts, let's check the hidden nature of heterosexuals!
First of all, Matsuda's answer!
The fact that it's dark in the house means that Matsuda is weak against loneliness and is not good at being alone.
It's a little blue in the house, isn't it?
Who is that ugly girl under the sun?
That's true!
The flowers on the ground are a symbol of everyone's desire to be recognized.
So, even if everyone recognizes you, you're the type of person who shows your service spirit and gets a little down.
Good luck!
How about you, Matsuda?
I think I'm right.
You're right?
Because the other members are nodding.
By the way, these four people are similar to MAZDA.
I want people around me to recognize me.
But the woman is in the house, isn't she?
So I don't show you my real image.
There are times when I'm alone and depressed, but I don't show it.
You're right. People around me are nodding.
Next, let's check the answers above their heads.
Basically, the number of doors and windows represents sociality.
In that sense, you are social enough.
You are looking down from a high place.
You have a car at home and other cars are driving.
Looking at that, you don't want to lose compared to others around you.
You don't like losing.
Inoue, you're right. What do you think?
Maybe I'm still like that.
What do you think, Takemoto?
Inoue is listening.
But Takemoto doesn't have many doors and windows, so he doesn't have much sociality.
- He doesn't talk much. - Maybe he doesn't believe in people much.
- He doesn't talk much. - It's funny.
Did he come out of his bed?
- His hair is messed up. - He's lying down with his arms crossed.
I'm sick of it.
- But it's funny. - It's true.
Takemoto, what do you think?
In Takemoto's case, people who live far away from home are naive people who lose confidence in small things.
In particular, people who look sideways are not good at talking about themselves.
- They're looking sideways. - Yes.
- People around you can praise or encourage you. - Yes.
- If you do it in that direction, you can cheer up. - I see.
- But I think only Takemoto is looking sideways at first glance. - That's right.
- Yes. - But that said, Kobayashi is facing back, isn't he?
- That's right. It's a picture of me facing this way. - It's a picture of you facing back.
- I'm scared! I can't kill you! - This picture...
- You don't draw this picture, do you? - That's right.
- When you say you draw it, you draw your back. - Yes.
- You're a woman spy who draws information. - That's right.
- In addition, in this picture of Kobayashi, you're standing in a place that doesn't lead to your house. - That's right.
- That's one of the points. - Yes.
- It's like you have a strong self that you can't show anyone. - I see.
- So you have a hobby you can't tell anyone about. - Yes.
- But you can't express it well. - How about you, Kobayashi?
- A hobby you can't tell anyone about? - Yes.
- Is there such a thing? - I think there is.
- But you can't tell anyone about your hobby on TV, can you? - I can't tell anyone about it.
- You can't tell anyone about it. - But you're a person who can't tell anyone about yourself.
- It's quite packed in the photo book. - That's right.
- But you put out everything in the photo book. - You put out everything in it. - Thank you.
- Next is Morita's answer about his characteristic window. - If you look closely at Morita's picture,
- you can see that he drew a window on the side of the house. - On the side of the house?
- That's right. - That's true.
- So in Morita's case, he's a meticulous listener who always pays attention to his surroundings. - He draws a window there?
- That's right. - There's also a mailbox. - I see.
- There are also rabbits and bears coming to play. - That's right.
- This means that Morita's values are loved by everyone. - I see.
- That's why he's a good listener. - I see.
- But on the other hand, he tends to be a bit of a busybody. - I see.
- But as an idol, it's not a bad thing. - That's right. He can provide fan service.
- On the other hand, Fujiyoshi drew an illustration that's idol-like. - It's a house with no windows or doors drawn on the corner of the paper. - That's right.
- So, of course, he's not sociable... - That's not how you say it.
- He's not sociable, of course... - He's going to work hard as an idol in the future.
- But before that, you can say that he doesn't want to expose himself so easily. - I see.
- So, he wants to be mysterious and old-fashioned. - Do you want to be mysterious?
- Are you directing it? - Are you directing it?
- No, I want to get along with him. - Actually, you want to get along with him, but...
- It's embarrassing. - It's a little embarrassing.
- He's the type of person who takes a little time. - But it's in the picture. - That's right.
- It's a distant house. - This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsored by me.
Check out the members' secretive personalities! Next up is the youngest, Ten-chan!
- It's a distant house in a place beyond a mountain. - It's far away.
And I'm very small.
- In Mr. Yamazaki's case, it means that he doesn't know much about himself. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Ten is young. - Yes.
- However, it's like a red roof with life force colors. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Or this round house. - Yes, you say it's round, but... - It's basic.
- It's like a possibility that you might have something. - Oh!
- It's like an energy that springs up. - Oh, I see.
How about you, Ten-chan?
- I often wonder what I am. - Yes.
- I feel like I know what I am. - Yes, yes, yes.
Next up is Seki and Tamura!
Both of them draw trees with life force colors, but...
- In the first place, a tree's life force color is a symbol of money and assets. - Oh!
- And in Seki's case, he is inside of a house. - Yes, he is.
- So, he draws it like it would be nice if money could come in easily. - Oh, Seki!
- On the other hand, Tamura draws a person outside of a house. - Yes, he does.
- He thinks it requires some effort in order to earn money. - Oh!
- And in Tamura's case, he draws a balloon. - Yes, yes.
- The balloon that goes up is a sign of rising thinking. - Yes, yes.
- So, instead of being satisfied with the situation, he wants more money. - Oh!
- Is that what you mean? - He is always hungry.
- But you're right. - He likes money!
- He can't stop shopping and his greed. - He spends a lot of money and wants to get rid of it later.
- He's like Moria. - You're right! - He has a strong will.
- In addition, Nagasawa-kun has changed his personality like the two of them. - In Nagasawa - san's case, I'd like to say hello with Matsudaira - san.
- Are you similar to Matsudaira-san? - Yes.
- Matsudaira-san doesn't draw the exterior of the room but draws the interior of the house carefully. - I see!
- Nagasawa-san also draws like that. - That's right.
- A person who draws the interior of the house carefully is a person who doesn't care about what others think. - I see!
- If you say I'm similar to Nagasawa-san, I feel like that. - You're right.
- Nagasawa-kun, would you like to say you're similar to Nagasawa-kun? - No, I don't like it.
- Where is Nagasawa-kun? - He's not here! - He's not here! - He's not here! - He's behind you!
- In Nagasawa-san's case, there's a tree that grew in his house. - I see! - In Nagasawa-san's case, he's already getting paid. - I see!
- I got it! - Mr. Nagasawa-san!
- After this, will the members' beams explode?!
- Now, let's move on to the next topic. Here it is! "You are a hero who protects the earth."
- "Please use your special move beam and defeat the monsters!"
- Do you remember this, second-generation members? You did it, didn't you?
- In front of the camera, you used your beam. This was a psychological test.
- In addition, first-generation members also did it, right? - We did it!
- So, from this topic, we can learn many things, right? - Yes, that's right!
- Actually, from this topic, we can learn about your love tendencies. - Oh, no! - Wait a minute!
- Well, the beam you use to defeat enemies, like aliens or aliens, is to defeat your lover.
- And the beam you use to defeat your lover is to show how you communicate with your lover.
- And depending on where you use it, you can see your love tendencies to some extent. - I see.
- Where do you use the beam from?
- Then, let's take a look at what kind of beam the members used!
- Inoue beam! - Oh, it's coming out!
- Inoue beam! - From both hands.
- Inoue beam, where did you use it from? - Oh, it's not where it's from, but it's coming out of my tree.
- Oh, but it's reflected from your finger! - Oh, from my finger!
- Seki knows a lot of things. - Yumi-chan beam!
- Oh, eyes! - Yumi-chan beam!
- Seki-chan beam! - I see, eyes!
- Well, there's that kind of beam, too. - There is.
- Powerful beam! - Powerful beam, what?!
- Powerful beam! - What do you do with that for love?
- Powerful beam...
- Funyo-funyo beam! - Funyo-funyo beam!
- What is this?! - Funyo-funyo beam!
- It's like a moth! - What is this for love?!
- Well, it's like an animal with a sense of touch... - A sense of touch?!
- It's not an animal... a youkai? - A youkai?!
- It's like this and this... - This is like a special class!
Karinbeam!
OK!
Is it OK?
Ina-chan! Guruguru!
Mecarabeam!
This is...
Ina-chan! Guruguru!
Mecarabeam!
Egaobeam!
The whole face!
- What is it? - What is it?
- I made a mistake. - What mistake?
- I thought I should wear a shirt. - A shirt?
- Is it OK? - Thank you.
- Is it OK? - It's OK.
Can I change my clothes?
Don't let everyone see you like that!
- It's OK? - Yes, please.
You're noisy!
Picarunbeam!
- Does it come out of your hand? - It comes out of my hand.
- Does it come out of your hand? - It came out of my hand.
- Between your fingers? - Where?
- Why does it come out between your index and middle fingers? - I like it.
- It comes out of your hand? - Yes.
Tenbeam!
- Where is it coming from? - Tenbeam!
- Why did the beam come out of your shoulders? - I kicked forward and kicked back, so it came out of my shoulders.
- Oh, it came out sideways. - Side beam. - There's an enemy in Japan, isn't there?
- One million horsepower Yucca Beam! - Oh, Ultraman Ultra Beam.
- One million horsepower Ultra Beam. - There's that too, isn't there? - Yes, there is.
- Kobayashi Beam! - Oh, it's Kamehameha! - Kamehameha. - The generation is different.
- Kobayashi Beam! - Well, well.
- Akane Beam! - Eye? - Eye? Eye, right? - Akane Beam!
- Eye? - Scary! - Eye? - It's like you have black eyes.
- Stomach Beam! - Stomach Beam! - Stomach Beam!
- It came out of one of your legs. - Yes.
- Oh, Ms. Ham. - Ms. Ham, you're scary.
- It's gone.
- What is it? Just say it!
What is it? It's not like that! Havu, explain it!
It's kind of embarrassing. It's like, "Hmm, I tapped it and it's gone."
- Did you beat the enemy? - Yes, I did. I tapped it once and defeated it.
I didn't know that the members would translate Havu like this.
I feel like I have to say something.
There were a lot of unique beams, but let's go straight to the diagnosis!
First of all, these members fired from their hands and fingers!
Hands and fingers are where you reach out and grab what you want.
They're pretty active about love.
And Fujiwashi, who fired straight from his fingers, is the type of person who confesses easily to the person he likes.
- Unexpectedly! - Unexpectedly!
- Unexpectedly and easily. - And Takemoto was firing from all of his fingers.
He tends to cheat a little.
- Cheating? Anywhere? - In Morita's case, it's between his index and middle fingers.
- It's weird! - It's weird!
- Yes, it is.
But he seems to like maniacs who are not ordinary people.
- I see. - What do you think of this, Fujiwashi? Is it correct?
- Is it correct? - Huh? Are you going to answer us?
- But it's just the beginning. - I see.
- When you like someone a lot, you may be the type of person who confesses unexpectedly easily. - I see.
Next up is Hibinobi, who changed his hands and fingers in one minute.
- It's not just about defeating your opponent, it's about erasing them. - I see.
- There's a possibility that you might steal everything from your opponent. - I see.
- Huh? - It's either you or me.
- Oh, I see! - Isn't it?
- Is it more important for you to work or me? - I don't do such a thing.
- You don't do such a thing, do you? - Teacher!
You should have confidence in yourself!
- No, it's not like that... - Teacher, you have trauma!
- Teacher, what?! - You have trauma of being bullied in the past.
Next, what about these three people who made a beam out of their eyes?
It's about appealing your charm to someone you like.
So, on the contrary, you're just waiting for the other person's approach.
You can't do it yourself, can you?
I can't do it myself.
That's why I often don't do it as I want.
However, if you have love for each other, you can be satisfied.
In short, as long as you have love for each other, you will be satisfied.
It's not money or anything like that.
Love is important.
How about you, Seki?
Recently, I was talking with Marina Matsuda.
She said, "I want to go back to my hometown when I get married."
I think it's right.
It's right.
It's not a little rich.
But you do a lot of things to make money at home, don't you?
Are you okay with that?
So you think it's right, too, Matsuda?
Yes, I think it's right.
Money is not something you can live for.
I'm sorry I counted so much money.
You look like you have a lot of money.
Even if I don't have a lot of money, I hope we can be good friends and happy at home.
Moria, do you think so, too?
I don't know.
But you probably say "I love you" or "I have feelings for you," don't you?
But if I say it and I don't have anything, I think I'll give up.
That's right.
That's how it is.
That's what you looked like with that beam.
I like you, but what are you going to do?
Next, not only the eyes, but also Matsuda, who gave off a beam from his entire face...
After all, people who give off a beam from their faces are people who are confident in their faces.
So there's a high possibility of narcissism.
You're right about that.
It's not about liking someone. It's about choosing the nicest person out of the people who like you.
That's what it's about.
You choose from among those who like you.
You're laughing a lot.
What do you think about it?
Mirror, mirror.
I won't talk about it.
I won't talk about it even if other members lend it to me.
What?
Just for a moment.
But Matsumura, your own face is...
I hate it.
Look at it. It's on camera.
It's cute.
He said it right away.
It's cute.
He said it right away.
But what I'm most curious about is...
I'm more curious about his behavior after that than his face.
Psychologically, what do you think about it?
Can you see anything?
That's...
I'm emphasizing your beautiful face...
But the staff's reaction wasn't as good as he thought it would be.
I see.
I feel like that behavior is related to Nagasaki.
That's right.
But we got along very well and got along well.
I knew it!
They get along well.
By the way, where did you come from in Nagasaki?
Beam?
Beam.
I'm Odeko.
Odeko.
Like Ultra Seven, right?
Odeko...
Odeko is persuasive, isn't she?
Persuasive.
Persuasive and persuasive.
Persuasive.
I like you this much.
If you go out with me, you'll get something like this.
I think you're right.
Odeko doesn't feel like that, either.
She's been hiding it all along.
She says "I like you" every day.
I really like you.
She says "I like you" every day.
You can see how much she loves Nagasaki.
She's right, isn't she?
Recently, when I'm riding a cow or on my knees near a stream,
she says "If it were me, I wouldn't like it."
If you make me feel worse than this,
I'll use a blanket and pinch you like this.
Pah!
That's what happened.
By the way, here are the results of the diagnosis of the remaining three girls.
Inoue, who wants to beam from her whole body,
and Zoccon, who wants to do everything for her partner.
Tamura, who beams from her whole body, is an indecisive type who tends to be swayed by the opinions of others.
And Ten-chan, who imagined being surrounded by enemies, was diagnosed as a tsundere type who can't be honest with others.
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
Next week, the second half of the psychology test project!
In the hidden camera in the mechanical room, it's obvious that there are still hidden traits!