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Keyakitte Kakenai
"Keyakitte Kakenai" is back this week!
I'm Tsukano Sabu and I'm Shuno.
"Keyakitte Kakenai" starts now!
We'll do our best!
Of course you won't!
You won't!
You'll do your best first!
Today's segment is really important.
You haven't been executed yet, right?
You're still limping, right?
You're limping in the dressing room?
You're spitting and being hung.
What a crazy group!
So we'll increase the distance between first and second graders.
Today's segment is this!
Let's clear it together! First and second graders, pair dungeon!
Look at the girls! They were doing it for a little bit, right?
If you do it for three people, you'll get this much voice, right?
Just a little!
In order to deepen the bond between first and second graders,
each of them will become a pair and challenge various games!
For the best pair who won...
I will award you with a pair service award!
Wow, that's amazing!
Even in the script, it says "service award"
You don't have to wait for me!
No, we don't!
You can introduce yourself!
However, first and second graders...
Even if you become a pair, you don't get along, right?
First and second graders are left out, right?
Yes, they are.
So, first and second graders who didn't become a pair will appear, right?
For those first and second graders,
as "zombies" who live in this pair dungeon,
you will get in the way of the pairs who challenge the dungeon!
From now on, you will become a pair with these cards!
If you draw a card of first grade,
if you have a name of second grade, you will become a pair,
and if you have a name of "zombies", you will become a pair!
Let's start with these three!
I don't really want to be a "zombie", right?
Yes, you don't.
However, as a "zombie army"...
"Zombie army"!
You mean "zombie army's leader"?
"Zombie army's leader", right?
As a "zombie army", I want Kobayashi, too!
Oh, I see!
I do want to see Kobayashi's "zombie" a little!
Let's go!
The second one...
"Zombie"!
"Tarot zombie"!
Director, Kobayashi got it, too!
I wanted it!
I wanted it, too!
It's "zombie"!
I want you to do your best with motivation!
Okay, next...
"Moriya"!
I want "Moriya", too!
That's true...
I want "Moriya", too!
You chose number eight!
Okay, how about it?!
"Zombie"!
It's "zombie"!
What? This week, next week, "zombie" day!
Strong!
Strong, "zombie" is strong!
Next is Sato, right?
Sato is fine.
I don't need Sato.
My "zombie" wife doesn't need Sato.
Go, go! Draw "zombie"!
I'll draw!
Go ahead, draw "zombie"!
Three consecutive years of "zombie", come on!
I'm telling you, this is not a "zombie" drawing game!
You have to draw it twice!
Three consecutive years!
Three consecutive years of "zombie"!
What did Sato draw?
"Inoue"!
"Inoue", you're in trouble!
"Inoue"...
With Sato...
You're in trouble!
Your story is too long!
"Inoue" said something good about you!
How do you feel about "Inoue"?
I'm happy!
I haven't talked about it much yet.
That's right.
I want to build a strong bond...
Yes.
I'm not a "zombie", but...
I'll do my best like a "zombie".
A "zombie"!?
What do you mean!?
How about you, "Inoue", Sato?
You always have a smile like a goddess.
That's what I think of you.
You want to defeat "zombies" with a goddess-like smile.
But the "zombies" next to you are really strong.
They're strong, you know.
Next, we have these three people!
"Ishimori" doesn't need "zombies".
"Ishimori" is strong!
"Zombies" doesn't need "zombies".
What are these lines?
They're directions.
"6" and "9" are correct, you know!
You're stupid, so you should go down!
"6" and "9" are correct, you know!
Okay, "6".
"6"!
Now, which one is it!?
"7"!
It's the opposite!
"7" is in front of you!
Oh, "7"!
"7"-chan! "7"-chan!
"7"-chan!
"7"-chan, this is hard!
"7"-chan, what do you think of "Ishimori" and...
I'm looking forward to it!
I don't know which one is "senior"!
I'm looking forward to it!
Nice to meet you, "Ishimori"!
Nice to meet you!
Okay, next up is "sugai".
I'll go with "10"!
"10"! Let's go!
Now, which one is it!?
It's "matsudaira"!
Oh! "matsudaira"!
It's "matsudaira"!
The combination of "matsudaira" and "sugai" is...
It looks terrible!
It's like...
It's like they're chasing each other.
It's like...
What do you think of "matsudaira" and "sugai"?
I want to do my best!
She wants to do her best!
She's waving her hands!
They don't have much conversation.
What about "sugai"?
I was really curious about "matsudaira".
Even if we talked for a little while,
I thought "matsudaira" was an interesting girl.
Yes, she looks interesting.
Yes, I really wanted to know more about her.
So, I want to know more about her.
That's good.
You're an interesting person.
I'm counting on you!
I want to win!
You want to win!
What about "sugai" and "matsudaira"?
I want "matsudaira" like a zombie.
Oh!
Do you really want to make her stronger?
I want "matsudaira"'s athleticism.
I see.
What did "matsudaira" draw?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Fujii Yoshi!
Oh! This hurts!
You stood up, Fujii Yoshi.
How do you feel, Risa?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you?
You were there last time, weren't you?
We've met many times, haven't we?
I think I saw you cry last time.
Did you lose your memory last time?
How about you, Risa?
I was really curious about you, Fujii Yoshi.
I thought you must be interesting.
So I did a lot of things.
What did you do?
Wait a minute. Did you just say "do-esu"?
Did you want me to say a lot of things?
Next, we have these three people.
Ozaki is a zombie.
No, I want to play with Niki.
Right?
We don't need a zombie either.
Who is it? Who is it?
I think it's going to be an interesting zombie.
Now, which one is it?
Oh! Tamura!
Tamura and Ozaki's combination!
Now, how do you feel about Ozaki and...
I'm happy.
You don't feel anything at all.
No emotion at all!
What makes you happy?
I'm happy because I'm with Ozaki.
That's amazing!
Are you okay?
I'm happy, but I'm definitely going to win.
Oh, you're confident.
You don't have any evidence.
Tamura and Ozaki, what do you think?
Next, what did Rika draw?
Oh! Takemoto!
Takemoto!
But Takemoto has a good athletic ability.
I see.
Is it okay?
It's really bad.
It's okay! Even though you're dancing like that!
That's true.
Huh? Then it's going to be a mess.
Are you okay?
Rika...
I'm okay.
Look, she's waving silently.
Look, she hid it with her face.
She hid Takemoto with her face.
With her junior's card.
Next, what did Uemura draw?
Oh!
Oh! Century! Century!
Century in his hand.
Next, what did Nagasawa draw?
He drew Morita in his hand.
What did Suzumoto draw?
He drew a zombie!
And last, what did these three draw?
First, what did Koike draw?
Oh!
She drew a zombie!
You did your best.
As a zombie.
What?
You said it at a weird timing.
What?
You can't.
You can't get scared.
You'll turn into a cute zombie, so it's okay.
First of all, you don't need a hubs.
You're lying!
Hubs are okay for a young zombie.
What did Hubs draw?
Matsuda-chan?
Matsuda!
Matsuda! Banker.
How about here?
I think we haven't been able to talk much yet.
I want to win today's battle by getting along with you.
Matsuda is good at pulling and pushing.
Habu is really messed up.
What are you talking about? You can do it with one push.
How about you, Matsuda?
Thank you for your help at the bank the other day.
At the bank?
The bank is like hell.
Thank you for your help at the bank.
By the way, the bank over there is closed.
Are you giving it up?
Yes.
I'm sure Matsuda will be shocked.
It's closed over there.
That's how it is on TV.
Because we're the most cut off on this show.
You're talking nonsense.
And of course, the last fighter is a zombie.
He's strong!
He's really strong.
His pull is...
Is he okay?
He's surrounded by zombies.
What are you talking about?
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Now, the pair has been decided.
I don't know much about Tsuchida-san's appearance.
Let's move on without worrying about it.
Let's have the zombie army appear right away.
They are the zombie army!
What?
Ah, it's a big one!
It's sinking!
Ah, it's a big one!
It's a big one!
Hey, you!
I'm the ugly one with acne.
You're the big one.
I'm the ugly one with acne.
Moria has been filming me doing my make-up.
Why do you think I'm behind you?
You're cooperating with each other.
Yes, I'm behind you now.
Moria is excited now.
And, the members who showed us great zombie action this time will also receive the Best Zombie award.
Oh, the leader of the zombie army is...
JACKIE KARMASTER!
He is the leader.
He is a zombie, so he will give us meat.
That's it.
That's a zombie point.
Everyone, please do your best.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's a lot of praise.
That's a lot of praise for the leader of the zombie army.
So, from now on,
these nine pairs will do the preliminary round first,
and the remaining three teams will go to the final stage.
If they win there, they will be decided as the best pair.
Which pair will win by overcoming the zombie that blocks their way?
Here is the first game.
"Don't lose to the zombie! Cardboard Escape Game"!
Enter the cardboard box in pairs and compete for the speed of escaping from a well-packed state.
If the zombie comes out of the box, it's over.
The team that was able to escape at that point will receive ten points.
Here is the first pair.
The zombies are Mori and Kobayashi.
Mr. Inoue, are you okay?
Why don't you do it like this?
Mr. Inoue?
I'll do my best.
Mr. Inoue.
Mr. Inoue, you're amazing!
Mr. Inoue.
Mr. Inoue is defeated by Mr. Inoue.
Both of you are tall.
That's right.
If you stand up and do it, you can do it.
That's right.
I'll try it once.
That's right.
Aren't you two scared of Mr. Morita?
You're small. Are you okay?
Mr. Nagasawa has been telling scary stories in the dark.
He's been shooting all the time.
In the dark.
Look at our team of zombies.
That's right.
You can see the video of their escape.
That's right.
I think Mori's fist will come out.
At first, it will come out like this.
Let's get started.
Please enter the box.
This is...
When it comes out, you have to get out of the box, right?
That's right. You have to get out of the box.
Oh, you have to close that too.
What?
It might be quite difficult.
You have to close it twice.
That's right.
Oh, you are cute.
You are cute.
Her name is Morita Nagasawa.
You are cute.
Now, the standby has been completed.
It seems like we can see what's inside of the box.
Let's take a look.
It's a zombie.
Oh, it's a zombie.
Hey, you two zombies are cute.
It's amazing.
It's leaking.
It's like a movie.
Who is this?
Is it here?
It's Lisa.
Lisa?
Yes.
Can you see the camera?
I can see it.
But, we are both tall.
I see.
So, I have to bend my neck.
Lisa has long legs.
Sato and Inoue's pair.
It's amazing.
It's small and fun.
There is a small air hole.
We will use all of our power to get out of the box.
Now, let's go.
Ready...
Start!
He's fast.
He's about to come out.
One person came out.
Wow, one person came out.
It's fast.
He's about to come out.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Time's up!
Wow!
So...
Three pairs of regular pairs.
10 points!
That was fast!
Lisa's part was a little scary.
It was like an attack on a titan coming out of a house.
Was it easy for you, Lisa?
No, it wasn't easy at all.
We said "let's do it together", and we did it right away.
Yeah, and those two over there, and the one in front of you, Nagasawa-kun.
Yeah.
They came out like "bang"!
Even though they're little.
Morita, did you do it at all?
Yes.
What? With your fists?
No, we did it with our feet.
Oh, with your feet!
Like "bang"!
So, that Inoue-Sato pair was also done with feet, right?
Yeah, with feet.
Even though you said "Inoue-upper" so many times!
Feet!
We did it with our hands in the beginning.
But we couldn't do it at all, and our feet came out in the middle.
But...
We didn't expect it.
We couldn't do it either.
What?
We really couldn't do it.
We tried to do it like "bang", but it didn't work at all.
It didn't work at all, so we took it off.
In the end...
Maybe we should have done it like "bang" with our shoulders.
It was too early.
We didn't expect a zombie pair...
Since it's Morita's place, there should be an iron plate or something like that.
Like a handicap...
Something like that...
After this...
A big escape from the hospital...
Next up is this pair! Zombies are Koike and Saito!
Do you think you can beat the zombie pair?
I think I can beat the zombie pair.
Earlier, zombie leader Moria was talking about how to open it quickly.
I was at the beginning of the game, but I was pushing her.
I was like, "what's going on?"
Do you think you can do it?
Yes, because I'm a zombie.
It's okay.
Zombies normally talk, don't they?
Ah...
Suddenly, a deep sigh.
Ah...
Can you do it, zombies?
What do you think of this place?
Rikopi and I...
Rikopi, Rikopi.
Yes, we call each other Rikopi.
Rikopi.
Like Rikopin.
Both of us are tall, so we can do it with power.
Certainly.
Earlier, we talked about how to stand up.
There's a light inside, too.
We talked about how it's like a house.
You don't have to say that now.
It looks fun.
Uemura's seat.
Are you confident?
I'll do my best.
Hold up Uemura and...
Ah, that's good!
You can use it like a stick.
Uemura's face is like...
Ah, you can use it as a strategy, too.
Give it a try.
That's a good challenge.
Please enter the box.
I'm scared.
It's not there, is it?
I'm sure it's not there.
Reinforce it there, too.
Doesn't it never open?
It's been like this for a while.
It's like when you're loading and unloading.
You noticed a good place.
A picture in a cardboard box.
It's a zombie.
Cute zombie team.
Cute.
It's a zombie wing.
It's like a cheap girls bar.
Halloween event girls bar.
It's around Sangenjaya.
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
Well, then...
Ready...
Start!
Fast!
Well...
First of all...
A bunch of zombies...
A bunch of zombies escape...
What?
And...
A pair of fairies...
Escape and escape!
The end!
Zombies are moving forward.
The end!
Zombies are moving forward.
What's going on?
Zombies are moving forward little by little.
The end!
It's over!
They're all out!
No way!
Zombie team, meet again!
No way!
Get out of there!
I can't get out of there!
Well...
As it is...
As it is, we'll carry you to the back of the set.
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Zombie team...
Shut up!
Hurry up and get out of there!
What?
Zombie team...
Zombie game...
So...
Zombie team...
Reunion...
All pairs get 10 points!
Awesome!
It's awesome!
It is awesome!
It's like from the side.
What did you do?
Legs, right?
Legs...
You two came out with an overhead posture.
Ricopin...
Shut up!
Zombie!
I'm on TV!
It doesn't come out at all!
Doesn't it open?
Wow, they are so passionate!
Wow, it's hot!
An idol has been sent here!
What is this?
What are you doing?
Next up is this pair.
The zombies are Tsuzumoto and Moriya.
We, the zombie army, are taking revenge, but Moriya is not here.
He is so weak.
Moriya and Tommy are good at making people excited, aren't they?
That's right.
They did it on purpose.
They did it on purpose?
When I heard the bell ring for the first time, I came out and sat on the cardboard box next to me.
What?
I didn't want it to open.
That much?
Can you do it?
I can do it.
If you say you can do it...
If you come out first, you don't have to interfere.
That's right. It's over.
It's over at that point.
Now, please enter the box.
Can Rika enter the box?
It's amazing.
It's my first time entering a cardboard box.
I noticed that Rika is talking more in the box.
When people's eyes are blocked...
Now, the standby has been completed.
How is it in the box?
Who is this?
Ishimori and Ten-chan.
Oh, good.
Keyakizaka, right?
Whose snag is this?
Snag?
Idol's snag door-up.
Now, let's go.
Let's go.
Ready...
Come out! Come out!
Yes!
Ten-tan!
Yes, it's over!
What is this?
It's my first time.
At first, Rika and...
Rika and Takemoto entered from below.
What is that pattern?
I kicked up and thought it would break, but it came out from below.
From below?
What is it?
And then...
Everyone?
Ishimori entered from the side.
What is it?
I was surprised.
And Ozeki and Tamura entered from the front.
You entered from the front.
Did you enter from the front with your feet?
Yes, like this.
Did you enter from the front with your feet?
Yes.
That's amazing.
Is there such a variation of entering from the cardboard box?
Let's show various variations at the end.
That's right.
And I didn't expect that there would be a zombie army.
There is a zombie army.
What are you doing?
Why?
You are too weak.
You said you would finish it if you used all of your power.
This year?
This year is the best.
Did you use all of your power?
Yes.
It was too early.
Maybe the second generation is too strong.
Maybe.
It was powerful.
That's right.
After this, the zombie army's counterattack will begin.
This program is brought to you by SONY MUSIC and your sponsors.
Next week is the second half of the fair dungeon project.
The battle will be even more fierce.
Zombies are fast.
The zombie army didn't do well in the first half of the game.
Will it be a counterattack?