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Bang! Keyaki Tekkakenai has started again this week!
Hello, we are Keyaki and Totti!
One, two...
Habusan!
Oh, Habusan love!
I see, Habusan love!
So, this week's topic is...
Recently, something strange has happened to Habu's ecology!
Yes, it's finally time to open the Pandora's box.
That's right!
At first, Habu was very quiet.
But, recently, Habu has been jumping up and down and can't reach anything.
What exactly happened to Habu?
So, this week, we will thoroughly investigate Habu's ecology!
And, if it's really dangerous...
Yes, we will go to Ukraine.
I'm often cut out.
That's right!
She might go crazy today as well.
Just before the camera started rolling...
A thread came out.
She took the thread and went somewhere.
A young man told me about the socks.
He told me not to throw it away, so I gave it to him.
She's kind.
When she came back, she said "thank you" in a low voice.
She was scared.
What did you say?
I said "thank you" in a low voice.
You said it in a low voice?
I said "thank you" in a low voice.
I see.
What's wrong with me?
Are you angry?
In the beginning?
Please don't get angry in the beginning!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and other sponsors.
Let's get started with our first program.
First of all, let's check H.A.B.'s word sense!
H.A.B. has done this word sense program before.
H.A.B. didn't do it for this program.
Instead, we asked H.A.B. to answer a survey about their word sense.
How was it?
I wrote it seriously.
You wrote it seriously.
Let's check it out.
Here is our first word sense.
"Nazokake" (mystery puzzle)
H.A.B. used "kohaku utagassen" to make "nazokake".
This is "kohaku utagassen" multiplied by "kohaku" and solved.
It's difficult.
I can't do it.
This is a rule.
It's difficult.
"kohaku utagassen" multiplied by "kohaku" and solved.
I ask you.
Please choose one of them!
"kohaku utagassen" multiplied by "kohaku" and solved.
You don't know the rule of mystery solving, do you?
I thought this problem is not mystery solving.
So I said "kohaku" to this problem.
One more time.
I don't know why...
So, answer this question first!
Answer this question first!
Are you guys noisy?
What's going on?
First of all...
Before "kohaku", the staff...
Let's face to "hub" for a moment.
"kohaku utagassen" multiplied by "kohaku" and solved.
"hub" decided.
"hub" said "kohaku utagassen" multiplied by "kohaku utagassen" and solved.
"kohaku utagassen" multiplied by "kohaku utagassen" and solved.
"hub" decided.
"hub" said "kohaku utagassen" multiplied by "kohaku utagassen" and solved.
Wow...
This is amazing.
Let's cut this part.
The first part of TV is not good.
It's hard.
Do you know, members?
Do you know, Kobayashi?
I don't know.
If you don't know, you don't have to know.
You have a good sense of words.
Next.
Think of your own title.
What do you think of it?
Do you know "hub"'s pattern of words?
Can you guess it?
Ishimori.
Think of "jijo-den" like a dictionary.
What do you do when you wake up?
Think of "jijo-den" like a dictionary.
I see.
I wrote it.
I see.
Anything else?
Sato.
On the contrary, I don't know what "jijo-den" means.
What is "jijo-den"?
She wrote it.
I see.
She asked many questions.
I see.
Let's see the answer.
"hub"'s answer is...
"gyutan-ume-dare".
I can't guess it.
"gyutan-ume-dare".
Uemura, what do you think of it?
"jijo-den" looks like "jojoen".
What?
I thought you wrote "yakiniku".
Let's check it.
What does it mean?
There is "jojoen".
I thought "jijo-den" is a high-ranked restaurant.
Is it a limited-time restaurant?
"jijo-den" is a high-ranked "jojoen" restaurant.
"jijo-den" is a western-style restaurant.
And?
I wrote "my favorite menu" or "my favorite kind of meat".
Did you think of your own "jojoen" title?
What?
I'll skip it.
If you're watching this, you'll feel bad.
Please turn off the TV right now.
I think there's an explanation under the screen.
That's right.
Please brighten up the room.
It's very stimulating.
So we asked the members who know pubs well about pubs.
When I released it for the record last year,
the opening video was playing.
It was a video of the past Showa era.
Like the winner.
It was playing.
It was a monochrome video.
Then a pub member said,
I didn't think the TV was monochrome, but the city was monochrome.
What do you mean?
You did it!
In the past buildings were only black and white.
Clothes were also black and white.
That's why you thought all the videos in the past were black and white.
You're pathetic.
Suddenly, you say it's true, but you don't admit it.
You don't admit it.
You're pathetic all the time.
This is beyond imagination.
I know it now.
I'm really sorry, but I thought it was a monochrome world.
Isn't it scary?
One day, the world was saved and the color was restored.
Isn't it scary?
I'm really sorry.
Was it that kind of feeling?
"I'm sorry," but who are you sorry for?
That's right.
For everyone in the past Showa era.
Next, let's ask Kobayashi, who has a company and a unit, about the company's true actions.
There was a TV in the dressing room.
An artist was singing there.
He was humming that song.
I didn't know it, but when I asked him, "Do you know this song?"
He said, "I don't know it."
That's scary.
He sang like he knew a song he didn't know.
I don't know it. It comes like this and comes like that.
He's a genius.
He's a genius composer.
I don't know it.
Do you know it's a melody like this?
Yes.
Were you there?
I like you. Do you know it?
I don't know it.
Were you surrounded by applause?
Did you pull me?
That's scary.
You can't laugh, can you?
He sang for a while.
When there's first verse, second verse comes like this.
I don't know it.
The chorus is the same.
I can't stop.
Next, I asked someone who knows about the company, not members.
Please watch this video.
- Hello, I'm Amako Ita. - I'm Amako Ita.
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- I've known Habu Mizuho of Keaki for about a year now. - Yes.
- We've been working together on the radio late at night. - That's right.
- Well, Habu-chan is incredible, isn't she? - She's a crazy natural talent.
- She's a natural, isn't she? - I'd like you to shut up for a moment.
- I don't want you to talk on the radio, Habu - chan.
- She's a natural, isn't she? - She's a little crazy.
- She's amazing. First of all, she's a little stupid. - Yes, yes, yes.
- She doesn't read mails much. - Yes, yes. She definitely bites.
- She bites about 30 times in one sentence, so people around her have to read it again.
- Yes. - She's a useful person.
- She's strict. - She's strict.
- There's something I've been particularly surprised about lately.
- It was on a radio program on New Year's Eve.
- It was about omikuchi.
- When I asked if anyone had ever played "daikyo" in "omikuchi" during COVID-19,
- Habu-chan said, "What is 'daikyo'?"
- "Daikyo"? "Daikichi" and "kyo" and "daikyo"?
- "So, does that mean 'chukichi'?"
- I didn't think it was funny, but I was scared.
- "Does 'daikyo' mean 'chukichi'?" - I thought it was scary.
- But it's funny, so...
- Yes, yes. Please stay as Habu-chan as you have been.
- Also, let's study a little. - A little, yes.
- Also, you don't have to talk on a radio like that anymore.
- I'm a little in the way. - No way.
- You're too polite. - You're too polite.
- Your skin color is amazing.
- That's right.
- So, let's study on a radio program. Let's start with the two of you, Amako and Winter.
- Amako and Winter-san, I'm happy.
- Huh? When did you record it?
- "When did you record it?" I don't know what you're talking about!
- So, for example, when you asked "Is it four days before?"
- "Huh?" and that's it, right?
- Well, thank you for your hard work.
- Thank you for your hard work!
- It's still going on today!
- I can't stand it anymore!
- It's still going on!
- This time, we asked another person who knows a lot about H.A.B.
- So, we asked H.A.B.'s mother!
- Yes, we asked your mother!
- She knows everything about H.A.B. - That's right.
- So, your mother will solve this mystery, right? - Yes, that's right.
- According to your mother,
- H.A.B.'s appearance on the show is what we know about H.A.B.
- Do you think you can finally show your true self?
- I'm glad you said that.
- It's not like you're wearing a cat mask, but you don't seem like you can talk, right?
- That's right at first.
- You must have been nervous.
- And H.A.B.'s natural instinct.
- Which of your parents gave it to you?
- This is important.
- We also asked about this.
- It's completely your mother's influence.
- Oh, your mother is like this.
- Your mother is very natural.
- She doesn't even pay attention to H.A.B. being said to be natural.
- "Hey, mom!"
- "Huh? What's wrong with my kid? Is he natural?"
- She's that natural.
- "What are you talking about?"
- "Why are you pushing yourself so hard?"
- "Huh? Mom!"
- That's H.A.B. like.
- They seem to get along very well.
- Your dad practices dancing for Keyakizaka 46 and performs in front of you.
- He does. - He does?
- They get along very well. - What song does he sing?
- "Kaze ni Hikaretemo" (Even in the Wind) - "Kaze ni Hikaretemo" (Even in the Wind)
- He's good at dancing with his feet. - It's difficult with his feet, isn't it?
- Of course, I think H.A.B. is a serious family.
- Otherwise, it wouldn't be like this. - That's right.
- It wouldn't be like a romantic family. - That's right.
- I think your dad is a big fan of H.A.B. and you can see that your mom and daughter are naturally funny.
- They have a big heart. - That's right.
- Lastly, I asked your mom how she feels about watching H.A.B. on TV.
- "No matter how hard things are for my daughter, she doesn't look sad at home."
- "However, I can understand when things are hard for her because we are a family."
- "But recently, she seems to be having fun at home and talking about work, so we are happy, too."
- That's good. - I think I'm going to cry.
- Right? - Yeah.
- She doesn't talk to her parents about it, but she understands them. - She understands them.
- That's amazing.
- A parent is a great person. - As expected of you, you let me stay in your belly.
- I couldn't think of a better phrase. - As expected of you, you let me stay in your belly.
- You gave birth to me by hurting me. - You let me stay in your belly.
- Let's stand on this side. - You let me stay in your belly.
- You let me stay in your belly.
A mysterious new character has been born!
Let's take a look at HABUMIZUHO's KANMURI show!
- What is this?
In the past, the staff wrote a questionnaire for each member about what kind of show they would like to have as their own KANMURI show.
This time, HABU wrote a questionnaire for a show called "HABU's NICE DAY".
Again, we didn't do it for this show, but we actually filmed it.
- This show is a show where HABU solves your problems.
- HABU produced all of the costumes and scripts for this show.
- You decided everything, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- HABU fulfilled all of your KANMURI show wishes, didn't it? - It seems like it.
- So, let's start with HABU's V shake.
- Let's start with the V shake.
- Wow! It's a KANJI show!
- Good morning! HABU's NICE DAY started today!
How are you? My name is 46. I'm very hot!
I made a renewal.
I'm yellow now.
"I'm special" is what I say as a famous saying.
It means "let's live strong together".
This is "memory run".
"memory run" is when you solve problems with people who are troubled.
Are you ready?
It's too late to introduce this show,
but I, HABU, will solve your problems!
Today's troubled people, come on!
Is it your first time here?
Yes, it's my first time here.
I've been watching you all the time, so I'm happy to be here.
I'm glad you like it.
I made a renewal here.
Oh, really?
How do you like it?
I like it.
It's nice, isn't it?
What was the wall like before the renewal?
It was completely black.
Completely black!
It wasn't pasted here.
It was a black wall.
But the staff decorated it for me a lot.
I see.
Now, I'm going to ask you your problems!
What kind of problems do you have?
I can't get full all the time.
I got hungry earlier, too.
Hungry?
That's right.
I'm always hungry.
What should I do?
Oh, my God!
That's what you've decided.
When do you get troubled?
At meetings or quiet places.
Ah, break time?
Ah, OK, OK, OK.
I'm embarrassed when it's break time.
Oh, that's right.
Yes.
Do you have any good solutions?
Yes, I have!
Oh, you have one?
Okay, water.
It's not for hungry people.
If you drink water, you'll feel full.
I think it's good for everyone.
Water? Okay, okay.
I'm happy to hear that.
Happy, happy.
Okay, next.
Do you have any good solutions?
For me...
I can't get out of New Year's mood.
I stay at home all day and sleep until noon.
Oh, my God!
That's right.
What can I do to switch?
Dara dara time...
Hot, hot?
What?
Dara dara time?
Dara dara time, hot, hot?
Hot, hot?
Do you have any good solutions?
Yes, I have!
Oh, you have one?
That's fast.
Oh, that's right.
Dara dara time...
That means you'll be chased.
You'll be chased?
You'll be chased.
You'll have homework, right?
Oh, yes, yes.
You'll be chased for your homework.
You'll be chased?
If you don't do it...
What do you mean?
If you don't do it, you'll be chased.
Oh, I know, I know.
You have to do it.
So I think the best solution is to do it first.
The more troublesome it is...
The two of you...
Hurry up!
Hurry up and...
I'm happy happy!
Thank you!
I'm special!
As expected!
OK?
OK!
Is there nothing else?
Hmm...
When you're depressed...
Or when you're happy...
How do you cheer yourself up?
In order to do this job...
I have to show that happy aura...
Otherwise, I can't cheer up the viewers.
I have to do it.
So...
Today's problem is solved!
Well then, everyone...
Have a nice day!
Wow!
What a shocking program!
You were doing it very seriously!
Have a nice day!
But I want to go out!
I want to go out!
I want to go out to Tetsuko's room!
Oh, you...
Are you coming?
No, that's Johnny-san!
You're coming, Johnny-san!
Can you go?
It's Herb-san, right?
But it's not Herb, is it?
Ah, it's Herb!
It's Herb, right?
Herb-san is a different person, right?
A different person...
That's right.
So...
Is Herb-san coming today?
How is it?
He's behind you, isn't he?
He might be there.
Can you call him?
Ah, now?
Yes, now.
Is he coming today?
Is he there?
If Herb-san isn't there, it's okay, right?
Ah, yes!
Isn't he there?
Because Herb-san was also Lou Oshiba-san's deteriorating version, wasn't he?
He really was, wasn't he?
I'm trying to forcefully use English, but...
Hello!
Ah! Huh?
Hi!
Are you Harm?
Nice to meet you! I'm Harm!
Ah! Nice to meet you!
Are you Harm?
Ah! Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Come on!
Everyone in Japan, since Harm is here, please say hello!
Hello!
Konnichiwa!
Konnichiwa, what's that?
Harm-chan, how are you?
Konnichiwa!
Harm-san, what's your nationality?
Ah! Japanese!
What?!
She said she's Japanese!
Just now, during the show, there was an American national flag behind her.
Even though it started during the opening season!
I'm half Japanese and half American.
Ah! Is that so?
Your father?
My father is American.
What's your father's name?
Nyori.
Nyori?!
Nyori!
Nyori?!
Nini?!
Nyori?!
Huh?!
Nyori?!
With a human name?!
Nyori?!
American name?!
Full name is?
Half Nyori.
My name is Half Nyori.
Half Nyori.
Since you came to Japan recently, it's mostly English, right?
That's right.
Then introduce yourself in English.
Ah!
It doesn't have anything to do with Japan.
In English...
Ah...
Your name is...
Ah...
I'm...
Name...
Eh...
My dream...
You...
Your trouble...
Come on...
My dream...
You...
Your trouble...
Come on...
Yes.
Excuse me for asking again.
Excuse me for introducing myself again.
This is really a real thing, in English.
Pronunciation is definitely a native one.
Oh, it is?
I'm not good at listening to those kinds of things.
Now that we are here,
staff comes in and helps to resolve
Ms. Prabu's election dilemma that
Ms. Prabu is longing for.
Yes.
Excuse me!
It looks like a show and it's real!
Excuse me! It looks like a show and it's real!
I do this every day.
You do it every day?
Yes.
Do you have it?
My dry eye is terrible recently.
It's terrible recently.
My dry eye is terrible recently.
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Is there any good solution?
Ah, it's...
Yes, I have!
She's been doing that show for quite a long time, hasn't she?
What about "oh my god"?
"oh my god"...
She's controlling you!
"oh my god"... Do you have it?
Blueberry... shape... berry... blueberry... fruits blueberry...
Is that a dry eye?
Is it good for your eyes?
Do you say "it's good for your eyes"?
Well, I do say "it's good for your eyes".
I say it like "my morning" and...
"my morning"...
Really?
Really, Lou?
Eat... eat it.
Thank you.
Yes.
Are you satisfied, Matsuzawa?
I'm satisfied.
You're satisfied, aren't you?
You can solve anything, haven't you?
That's right.
Show me.
Well, this time, we've shown you "have me as hot" for a whole week.
But it was really fun, wasn't it?
It was fun, it was fun.
Recently, we've been able to see that "have" is really active.
Seriously, we're having fun, too.
That's right.
Happy happy?
Happy!
Very happy!
Happy happy?
Happy!
Look, the first and second graders are all grinning.
What are they doing?
After this, it's "zombies"!
Out of control!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and your sponsors.
What is it? I'm getting angry.
First and second graders' pair dungeon!
Next week's topic is "Pair Dungeon."
Overcoming zombies blocking their way, which pair will win the championship?
Get out of there! Yes! Get out of there!
A two-generation host will host the event in Osaka and Tokyo!
Nine new members will challenge the traditional event implemented by the first generation of Keyakizaka 46, Hiragana Keyakizaka 46.
In addition!
Keyakizaka 46's third anniversary live "Pair Dungeon" will also be held!
Look forward to both!